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00:00okay it was not cool what you did at the club okay we are professionals we strip
00:07for money okay we are not taking off our clothes for free we are professional
00:12strippers and I said I was gonna dance the Cardi B's up and you went before me
00:16and so now we're gonna have a stripper match to see who the best stripper is and the
00:21person who ends up in their bra and panties first loses and it's okay that I
00:27have this any clothes on cuz I dress like this all the time
00:31you don't and we're strippers we take our clothes off professionally already
00:35yeah that's what I said that's what I said didn't you hear me what is this all
00:40about this is what I wear this is what I'm gonna beat you in okay yeah all
00:45right okay all right no I I'm totally fine with that I know I'm gonna hit your
00:51let's do it
01:21oh my gosh oh my gosh
01:51Oh
02:07like that in the strip club I saw you looking at me backstage I saw you
02:13looking at me yeah yeah this is why I get all the tips
02:21like that is that the faces we dance to my song my song
02:51I'm gonna win
03:22get back here what are you doing what are you doing
03:28no no no come on come on
03:48yeah yeah not enough it is not enough to win
03:58Oh
04:04it is enough to win it absolutely is I'm gonna teach you a couple lessons
04:10about shipping cuz I've been doing it for 40 years on and off
04:28this is not one of the rules yes I do every day don't judge me
04:59well I work the lunch hour too okay I get tips even during lunch hour that's
05:14not easy okay
05:28I went to clown school
05:36what are you doing stripping that?
05:38that really worked out for you didn't it?
05:40they're very similar if you think about it
05:42okay
05:48hey
05:50what do you want to do?
05:53come here
05:55come here
05:57no
05:59no
06:01no
06:03whoa
06:05yeah
06:17that hurt
06:19that hurt
06:21no
06:23no
06:25no
06:27only one at a time you cheater
06:29no
06:31I can't help it
06:33I can't
06:35just cuz I work hard
06:37okay
06:39yeah thanks for helping me
06:41oh
06:43ah
06:45get rid of your tips out
06:47ah
06:49ah
06:59shut up
07:01shut up
07:03ah
07:05ah
07:07ah
07:09ah
07:11ah
07:13ah
07:15ah
07:17ah
07:19ah
07:21no
07:23no
07:25no
07:27hey
07:29hey
07:31I'm stuck
07:33I got you
07:35I got you
07:37ah
07:39ah
07:41ah
07:43secret weapon
07:45every time
07:47big old legs
07:49big old legs
07:51they stick to the pole too
07:53ah
07:55ah
07:57ah
07:59ah
08:01ah
08:03ah
08:05ah
08:09ah
08:11ah
08:13ah
08:15ah
08:17ah
08:19oh
08:21ah
08:23ha
08:25No, no, no, no.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Well then, if there's no rules, I can do this.
08:32Which is a back roll because I went to gymnastics camp.
08:34Ha!
08:35Oh, and that really worked out for you too, didn't it?
08:37Yeah.
08:41Are you wearing a toupee?
08:42Yes, I am.
08:43What is holding that thing up right now?
08:46Because it looks like you're in the itty bitty titty committee.
08:49Shut up!
08:50And I feel like that should just be falling off of you right now.
08:54It is called a push-up bra.
08:57Thanks for the help, idiot.
08:59I wear it proudly.
09:00Thanks for the help, idiot.
09:04Thanks for the help.
09:25Woo-hoo!
09:26Luckily, I don't have that problem that you have.
09:29Oh, gosh.
09:30Oh, how's your nose?
09:37Yeah?
09:38Yeah.
09:40Oh, you know what?
09:41I think it's time for a little regret.
09:42No fair!
09:43No fair!
09:45Oh, my nose!
09:50I learned that at chipper school.
09:53And it's getting me everywhere, baby.
10:10Alright.
10:11You ready for a little bit more of that?
10:13You ready for a little bit more of that?
10:19Oh, gosh!
10:21Oh, why?
10:24You poor little baby.
10:26You poor little baby.
10:27You poor little baby.
10:29No!
10:30No!
10:31No!
10:32No!
10:33No!
10:34No!
10:35No!
10:36No!
10:37No!
10:38No!
10:39No!
10:40No!
10:41No!
10:42No!
10:43No!
10:44No!
10:45No!
10:46No!
10:47No!
10:48No!
10:49No!
10:54Who's winning?
10:56Who's gonna win?
10:57Me.
10:58I'm gonna win.
10:59You see?
11:00How much more time?
11:01Oh, perfect.
11:08This is just perfect.
11:17I think that I am going to dance the cartoon.
11:45No, oh no, no, no.
11:48Woo!
11:49I totally stole you.
11:51Yeah, that moves on well, there you go.
12:06Here we go.
12:07A clothing that you wear every day.
12:08Oh, you can use mine, too.
12:09Shut up!
12:10I'm Betty Stripper.
12:11I got my clothes off first, so I'm actually Betty Stripper.
12:13Yeah, go higher, go higher.
12:30I knew I was a better stripper.