ZIPWHARF | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer
A street performer hatches a brilliant scheme to get back at the content creator who destroyed his livelihood. | dG1fTUt3cnhoNk5FZzQ
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00:00Can I get everyone's attention please?
00:09The world is full of unique opportunities.
00:17I want to talk to you about unfiltered truth.
00:23Every day we wake up and we have a choice to make.
00:28We're looking for a way to get rich quick, a miracle cure.
00:32We want to be happy.
00:34But sometimes, sometimes everything comes crashing down.
00:39Do you know who I am?
00:43Aren't you that guy from Wowvids?
00:45Yeah, Don Billion.
00:47Biggest motherfucking Wowvid in the world.
00:49He's hired me to scout for contestants for a new video he and I are producing.
00:53We're asking for a small deposit of £100.
00:55Are you trying to scam me?
00:57100 nerds versus 100 knives, this is insane.
01:02We need a whole crew.
01:03We need to make these people feel like they're going to be stars.
01:06We need a whole crew in on this.
01:08Not in on it.
01:09That's going to be the beauty of it.
01:10They're going to think it's a Don Billion production.
01:12Looks like you're all going to learn how to fly!
01:17Is everything alright?
01:18I felt like something shifted in there.
01:21If he's got you roped up into some brain dead pond, then I don't want to be part of it.
01:26What's going on here?
01:27I think it's funny to bait someone here and then piss all over their work.
01:32I swear this is the last time I let some rotten cheat take advantage of my good nature.
01:36What's got into you?
01:37What makes you better than me?
01:39Look, dude, I'm sorry.
01:41If I could have stopped this from happening, I would have.
01:43But you know they say shit about breaking things to make a big omelette or whatever?
01:47Well, basically in this business, we fill your entire house with omelettes for 24 hours.
01:51And, well, sometimes...
01:53What's up?
01:58You guys know there's no need to fuck about me anymore.