Joe Scruggs - Joe's First Video AKA Joe TV (1989)
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00:00you
00:30you
01:00hi I'm Joe Scruggs welcome to my first video I'm glad you're here to see some
01:21of my favorite songs come alive you'll get to see the little piggy show mom
01:25riding on her skateboard the baby who meets a giant a troll and a crazy old
01:30alligator plus a whole lot more now late last night was the first song on my first
01:35album and it's the first song on my first video so come on everybody sing
01:40along with me and let's watch
02:25on your feet spring out of bed and you jump so high you almost hit your
02:42late last night while you were asleep someone put ballet shoes on your feet
02:49tippy-toe tippy-toe then down tippy-toe tippy-toe late last night while you
03:07were asleep someone put ice skates on your feet skating on a frozen pond with
03:14your friends button up your coat against the cold North wind late last
03:28night while you were asleep someone put space boots on your feet climbing up the
03:35ladder into your rocket ship gonna blast off for a long space trip
03:44late last night while you were asleep someone put some flippers on your feet
03:58swimming through the ocean in your scuba gear swimming through the ocean hope
04:03there no sharks here
04:20late last night while you were asleep someone put cycle boots on your feet
04:27riding your motorcycle going so fast up and down hills better give it some gas
04:49late last night while you were asleep someone put flip-flops on your feet
04:56wearing your flip-flops down to the beach so the hot hot sand won't burn
05:02your feet
05:19late last night while you were asleep someone cowboy boots on your feet giddy
05:26up a giddy up a riding again you've got steers to brand and fences to men
05:34late last night while you were asleep someone put moccasins on your feet
05:54sneaking through the forest making a sound
06:15late last night while you were asleep someone put roller skates on your feet
06:22rollerskating at the rink on Sunday afternoon skating in a circle and
06:28humming a tune
06:44late last night while you were asleep someone put tap shoes on your feet
06:51wearing your tap shoes clickety-clack dancing in your tap shoes forward and
06:58back
07:16late last night while you were asleep someone put some cleats on your feet
07:23stealing third base burning up the ground throwing long passes making
07:30touchdowns
07:33he's around right here, he breaks one, Packerley breaks two, he's at the 40, 30, 20, 15, it looks like a fuck ball!
07:45late last night while you were asleep someone put your own shoes on your feet
07:52going to school and having fun clapping your hands cuz the song's done
08:33this little piggy went to market and this little piggy stayed home
08:41this little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none
08:49and the last little piggy, our favorite little piggy, the one piggy we all know
08:56said, hey it's no biggie but I don't play piggy, I'm just a sweet baby dog
09:04this little piggy went shopping and this little piggy did not
09:11this little piggy turned on the air conditioner and this little piggy said, boy is it hot!
09:18and the last little piggy, our favorite little piggy, the one that we all know
09:24said, hey it's no biggie but I don't play piggy, I'm just a sweet baby dog
09:31now the first little piggy said, what's wrong? and the second piggy said, I don't know
09:38the third and fourth piggy said, it's the little baby, he doesn't want to be in the little piggy show
09:44and the last little piggy, our favorite little piggy said, that's a nice little pun
09:51hey it's no biggie but you can't be a piggy when you're stuck on the airspun
10:02it's Monday morning, I'm running late, there's not a minute to spare
10:08mom calls out, come on let's go, as she finishes drying her hair
10:14now I'm in my place with a smile on my face, just thinking about my day
10:19then I think of some things I'm supposed to bring, that's when I say dear mom
10:28oh by the way, I need an orange juice can, four cotton balls
10:36and six rubber bands, and by the way
10:41I'm an angel in the play, I'm gonna sing, and I need some wings
10:49well I guess I've induced some stress, mom's smile begins to fade
10:54and she runs to the kitchen and digs through the trash, pouring the can from the lemonade
10:59now I start to protest, but she's doing her best, so then I try to make it right
11:05I say I need everything by 8.15, but I don't need the wings till tonight
11:10oh by the way, I need an orange juice can, if it's lemonade
11:18will the teacher understand, and by the way
11:23they're having meatloaf today, if you don't mind a bunch
11:28I'm gonna need a lunch, sometimes I just don't believe how resourceful moms can be
11:36she gets the cotton balls and the rubber bands from her vanity
11:41I've got a lemonade can, not quite the right brand, but mom says it will do
11:46then we're out of the door at 7.54, I won't be late for school
11:51oh by the way, meatloaf is better than it seems for my lunch
11:59mom packed the can of sardines and for the play
12:04it's sister's costume from ballet, I'm gonna sing
12:09in butterfly wings, I'm gonna sing
12:15in her butterfly wings
12:22I found a button but it's not from a shirt
12:28I found a button but it's not from a skirt
12:32I found a button, it's a part of me
12:35it's the button in the middle of my tummy
12:39it's my belly button
12:42and it's right underneath my sweater
12:46it's my belly button
12:50and it's holding me together
12:53well I said one, two, well did you know that a zipper will not do
12:58neither will a snap nor a safety pin, so let's sing the belly button song again
13:02I found a button but it's not from a shirt
13:06I found a button but it's not from a skirt
13:10I found a button, it's a part of me
13:13it's the button in the middle of my tummy
13:17it's my belly button
13:20and it's right underneath my sweater
13:24it's my belly button
13:28and it's holding me together
13:31well I said one, two, well did you know that a zipper will not do
13:36neither will a snap nor a safety pin, the belly button song is at an end
13:48I was at the grocery store with my mother
13:53and while we were standing in the checkout line
13:58she said stay close to me
14:01because if you don't you see
14:04you might get left behind
14:08but I went to go look at the candy
14:14and when I turned around my mother wasn't there
14:19I was alone in this big grocery store
14:24and I was feeling kind of scared
14:29and I wondered what do they do with the children
14:34who are still in grocery stores when they close
14:40do they put you on a shelf by the cookies
14:45with a price tag hanging from your nose
14:57I was at the picture show with my father
15:02and while we were standing in the ticket line
15:07he said stay close to me
15:10because if you don't you see
15:13you might get left behind
15:17but I went to go look at the posters
15:22and when I turned around my father wasn't there
15:27all I could see was a bunch of people's knees
15:33and I was feeling kind of scared
15:37and I wondered what do they do with the children
15:42who stand in ticket lines but cannot pay
15:47do they make you hold the door
15:50wash the windows and the floor
15:53make you their maid for a day
16:04I was at the baseball game with my uncle
16:10and while we were standing in the hot dog line
16:15he said stay close to me
16:18because if you don't you see
16:21you might get left behind
16:25but I went to go look at the snow cones
16:30and when I turned around my uncle wasn't there
16:35I looked for his shoes but it wasn't any use
16:40I couldn't find him anywhere
16:45and I wondered what do they do with the children
16:50who get separated from the ones they love
16:55do they put you in a lost and found bin
17:00with the sweaters, the coats and the gloves
17:12well they don't sell children like cookies
17:17and they don't make children sweep the floors
17:22and they don't put you in a lost and found bin
17:27of that I am quite sure
17:32so what do they do with the children
17:37who have left a line in which they should have stayed
17:42well they say it's a shame that you're lost
17:46tell us your name
17:49and we'll announce it on the P.A.
17:54I got out my piggy bank this morning
17:59I took out all the dollars
18:04and the dime and the dime
18:09and I took out all the dollars
18:14and the dime and the dime
18:19I took out all the dollars and the dime
18:24cause it was my mommy's birthday
18:29so I jumped on my bike headed down to the store
18:34to buy her something she might like
18:39now my brother had suggested some perfume
18:45and my sister said that flowers were always right
18:50but I wanted something more
18:55something mom could really enjoy
18:58something to make her say gee
19:01I just can't believe it's for me
19:06so I got mom a skateboard for her birthday
19:13cause I don't think mom has enough toys
19:18and it's something that she'll like
19:22I can tow her behind my bike
19:25show her all the tricks I can do
19:28other moms are gonna want one too
19:33and I think that you'll concur
19:36it is the perfect gift for her
19:40well it's party time and mom opens up her present
19:46and I can see it in her eyes
19:50that she's surprised
19:53and sure enough she says gee
19:57I can't believe it's for me
20:00then she thinks for a minute or two
20:03and says just what does it do
20:09and I said mom it's a skateboard for your birthday
20:16and you and I will have so much fun
20:21cause I'll teach you the tricks I do
20:25and where the fastest hills are too
20:28how to ride it on all fours
20:31we can race each other to the store
20:36and I think that you'll concede
20:39it is exactly what you need
20:43now you know you've got to give mom a lot of credit
20:49because she never complains about the pain
20:56and if she's not moving too fast
20:59well it's just because of the cast
21:03her body's been misaligned
21:06but it hasn't affected her mind
21:10so she got out some nails and a hammer
21:16and she nailed that skateboard to the garbage can
21:23and when it's garbage day
21:25she wheels the trash can down the driveway
21:29and she tells all of her friends
21:32that our garbage can can hang ten
21:38and I got mom trash can wheels for her birthday
21:45although that's not what I set out to do
21:51I wanted to get her a toy
21:54something that she could enjoy
21:57something to make her say
21:59gee, I just can't believe it's for me
22:06yeah, for Christmas I'm gonna be slick
22:10I'm gonna buy her a pogo stick
22:13yeah, for Christmas I'm gonna be slick
22:16I'm gonna buy her a pogo stick
22:30there was snow on the ground
22:33but it was a sunny day
22:37we knew that our snowman
22:40was bound to melt away
22:45so we asked our mom
22:47and though it did not please her
22:54she said we could keep our snowman in the freezer
23:01he's in the freezer
23:04he's our snowman
23:06he's in the freezer
23:08getting a frost tan
23:10he's in the freezer
23:12keeping cold as he can
23:15he doesn't go to school
23:17he just keeps cool in the snow
23:20he doesn't go to school
23:22he just keeps cool in the freezer
23:33we feed him bits of frost
23:35and lots of ice cubes
23:40and we show him to our friends
23:42when we come home from school
23:47we watch him as he sits there
23:49in front of the frozen squad
23:54till dad shuts the door
23:56and says it's starting to defrost
24:01he's in the freezer
24:03he's our snowman
24:05he's in the freezer
24:07getting a frost tan
24:09he's in the freezer
24:11keeps as cold as he can
24:14he doesn't go to school
24:16he just keeps cool in the freezer
24:18he's in the freezer
24:26one night at supper time
24:28my mom said it was sad
24:33as she told us of the ice cream
24:35that we could have had
24:40our snowman was taking up
24:42all the room and scenes
24:47and she didn't have a place
24:49to put our ice cream
24:54he's on the sidewalk
24:56and he's melting fast
24:58you know a snowman
25:00is not meant to last
25:02he won't be long now
25:04before he melts away
25:07and we're having ice cream
25:09for dessert today
25:11it's in the freezer
25:15it's in the freezer
25:19it's in the freezer
25:46it was a strange road
25:49on a stormy night
25:52and suddenly there was
25:54a flash of light
25:57and an ugly old giant
25:59was looking at me
26:02and then in the car
26:04seated the baby
26:06and he said
26:08you've taken the wrong road
26:10by mistake
26:12I'm going to stomp your car
26:14into a pancake
26:16but before I could say
26:18a single word
26:21this is what the giant
26:23and I heard
26:25the baby said
26:29and that old giant said
26:31hey that baby's cool
26:33you all go on ahead
26:35I won't mess with you
26:37and we went on our way
26:40and we were singing
26:45it's amazing what a little baby dog can do
26:49the giant was singing
26:51and dancing too
27:07it was the same night
27:09on that dark road
27:12we came to a bridge
27:14guarded by an old troll
27:17he shook his stick
27:19and he looked at me
27:22and then in the car
27:24seated the baby
27:26and he said
27:28I'm a troll
27:30and I collect tolls
27:32to cross this bridge
27:34cost a lot of dough
27:36but before I could say
27:39a single word
27:41this is what the troll
27:43and I heard
27:45the baby said
27:50and the old troll said
27:52hey that baby's cool
27:54I can tell that you're hip
27:56just get on with your trip
27:58and we crossed over the bridge
28:01and we were singing
28:06the old troll was dancing
28:08and singing too
28:10it's amazing what a little baby dog can do
28:18that same night
28:20just a little later
28:23we came to an overgrown alligator
28:28he had his knife and fork
28:30and he looked at me
28:33and then in the car
28:35seated the baby
28:37and he said
28:40you can't turn around and go back
28:43so I'm gonna eat you
28:45for my midnight snack
28:47but before I could say
28:50a single word
28:52this is what the gator
28:55and I heard
29:01I started singing
29:06the gator started looking
29:08mighty confused
29:10while he was deciding
29:12what he should do
29:14we went on our way
29:17and I was singing
29:21and the baby was sleeping
29:23and snoring too
29:25it's amazing what a little baby dog can do
29:30Goo Goo Ga Ga Goo Choo Choo
29:37the troll and the giant were singing too
29:41the gator was still thinking
29:43what he should do
29:45Goo Goo Ga Ga Goo Choo Choo
29:59Goo Goo Ga Ga Goo Choo Choo
30:29bottomless pit of an old earthquake
30:31or some slimy creature coming up from the deep
30:34sometimes it's hard for you to get to sleep
30:38now during the day
30:40you like to sit and play
30:42your room's a little messy
30:43but you like it that way
30:44still you don't play
30:45you're too near the edge
30:47cause you just don't know
30:48what's under your bed
30:51and it might be a gator
30:53or a big black snake
30:54from a bottomless pit of an old earthquake
30:57or some slimy creature
30:58coming up from below
31:00will grab your foot
31:01and never let go
31:04when it's late at night
31:05and you hear a little sound
31:07it's nice to know
31:08that your mom's around
31:10you call for her
31:11you say I thought I was dead
31:12cause there's some sort of creature
31:13hiding under my bed
31:17and it might be a gator
31:18or a big crocodile
31:20with long white teeth
31:21and a hungry smile
31:22or the Loch Ness Monster
31:23coming up from below
31:25whatever it was
31:26it was licking my toe
31:29now moms are great
31:31they're hard to scare
31:32she's not afraid
31:33to look under there
31:35she gets her flashlight
31:36and she shakes her head
31:37as she pulls those creatures
31:39out from under my bed
31:42two mismatched socks
31:43a pair of underwear
31:45my new softball
31:46and my old teddy bear
31:48thirteen pennies
31:49and a few cracker crumbs
31:50and a little candy heart
31:51that says let's have fun
31:55well the story's been told
31:56it's all been said
31:58there are no real creatures
31:59hiding under your bed
32:00just a few of your things
32:02maybe some money
32:03and a few little friends
32:04that we called us bunnies
32:07but there are no alligators
32:09no big black snakes
32:10to bother you
32:11or keep you awake
32:13so the next time you hear
32:14a tiny little creak
32:16just close your eyes
32:17and go back to sleep
32:19close your eyes
32:20and go back to sleep
32:23close your eyes
32:24and go back to sleep
32:26you go on back to bed now darl
32:34well that's it
32:36I had a good time
32:37and I hope you did too
32:38I'll see you again
32:39on my next video
32:40bye bye
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35:19It's Joe Scruggs.