Doctor Reacts To Pirates Of The Caribbean Injuries

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00:00Pirates and hospitals have a lot in common.

00:02Come on, peg legs, eye patches.

00:05There's a lot of medicine to digest

00:07and we're about to do it by reacting to scenes

00:09from Pirates of the Caribbean.

00:10Huge thanks to Grammarly for sponsoring this video.

00:13Let's get started.

00:14Be-woop!

00:18That's a hat.

00:20This promotion throws into sharp relief

00:22that which I have not yet achieved.

00:26A marriage to a fine woman.

00:28I can't breathe.

00:29Panic attack, hyperventilation, heart attack,

00:33pulmonary embolism, Takusobo's cardiomyopathy,

00:37which is also known as broken heart syndrome.

00:38There's a lot of diagnoses

00:39that are at the top of my differential here.

00:41And there's obviously a traumatic component to this.

00:45And then they made me their chief.

00:48See, that was a pretty high fall.

00:49Wouldn't be so comfortable to land from that high up.

00:52The higher you jump from,

00:54the more the water ends up acting like concrete

00:57because the water can't displace fast enough

00:59when you actually enter the water,

01:01especially if you land like pancake style.

01:05Will you be saving her then?

01:06I can't swim.

01:10Prior to the King's Navy, you do not lose this.

01:13Remember, when a person is drowning,

01:15in most situations, here might be a little bit different,

01:18but when you do CPR, usually we always say

01:21it's just chest compression, chest compression,

01:22chest compression, but with a drowning victim,

01:25you actually do do rescue breaths.

01:27Important to remember.

01:30Wow, she went down deep.

01:33And he went down deep too.

01:41Yeah, that corset also makes it difficult to breathe.

01:43A lot of these binders and clothes that they used to wear

01:46can constrict one's breathing

01:47and make it difficult to take large, expansive breaths,

01:50whereby you actually lose the lower portion

01:53of the air sacs inside your lungs.

01:55You can actually see it on an X-ray.

01:58Not breathing!

01:59Move!

02:04Never would've thought of that.

02:06Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

02:08What happens in Singapore?

02:09Stays in Singapore.

02:11Oh.

02:16See, in these areas, they have way too much smoke going on.

02:19That's gonna be a hindrance to optimal athletic performance,

02:23which is what you want in a battle.

02:24If I was a general, I would actually ask

02:26to put the torches out and instead get drummers going

02:30because we know that musical activity

02:32can actually bring up the heart rate,

02:33elevate the heart rate, prepare one for battle.

02:35But smoke and stuff will just yield to congestion

02:38and make you feel all asthmatic and stuff.

02:47What was that?

02:47Oh, does he have an artificial eye,

02:49like an ocular prosthesis?

02:51It's actually used to be made out of glass

02:53and now they're using an acrylic plastic substance.

02:55There's cool innovations being made in this field

02:57with LCD and OLED technology

03:00in order to make the eye more realistic.

03:02Obviously, if you're just looking straight ahead,

03:04artists can make it look really good with paint and stuff,

03:07but your pupil needs to be able to react to light.

03:10That makes it feel real.

03:11The eye can match the other eye's motion

03:13through this eye-tracking technology

03:16where it makes the artificial eye match the real eye.

03:20And you won't be able to get your vision back

03:21if you have a prosthesis,

03:22but if you can make it match from an appearance standpoint,

03:25that can be quite valuable.

03:29Hello, chump.

03:31Oh!

03:32Not compatible with life.

03:34Although, if you didn't have good aim, I guess it could be,

03:36but based off that, it looked non-compatible.

03:41Okay, how are you jumping 15 feet

03:43and your knees are just eating it?

03:45I'm sure his meniscus is screaming right now,

03:47the little two C-shaped cartilaginous rings

03:51that sit on your knee.

03:53The lateral and medial menisci.

03:53Ooh, that jump is gonna hurt.

04:03There's just a lot of trauma happening right now,

04:05and if I was a trauma surgeon, I'd be having a field day,

04:07but given that I'm a primary care doctor,

04:09I'm thinking more about the social anxiety

04:11that they're all experiencing

04:13and thinking about how that's gonna impact

04:14their blood pressure, the aches and pains

04:16that they're gonna feel after battle.

04:18Oh!

04:20How do people in movies just punch glass

04:22and don't have giant shards of glass in their hand?

04:25Remember, when you punch,

04:26and let's say you get a sharp stuck in there,

04:28when you open your hand, the skin moves

04:31and that thing just jams deeper into your hand.

04:36That's why it's so dangerous when you get a fight bite

04:38and you punch someone, the bacteria gets in there

04:40and then you relax your hand,

04:41the bacteria's then trapped in there,

04:42can't make its way out, so it seeds into your joint,

04:45potentially into your bone,

04:47potentially into your blood, leading to sepsis.

04:49Oh!

04:53Say goodbye!

04:54Oh no.

04:58Oh!

04:59Oh my God, I sound like a pirate now too, ah!

05:02Oh my God, do you think pirates say R

05:04because they constantly have achy joints?

05:07You know what the only disease that comes to mind

05:10when we're dealing with pirate stuff

05:12from my medical school days?

05:13Scurvy, which happens as a result of lack of vitamin C

05:17and one of the main symptoms of that are bleeding gums.

05:21When they were traveling on all these ships

05:22and they would be vitamin C deficient,

05:24the way they treated it gave folks oranges

05:26and it made it all better.

05:27But nowadays, no one is really vitamin C deficient.

05:30Not only because we eat those important foods,

05:33but also a lot of foods are fortified these days

05:35where we add certain vitamins and minerals

05:37to foods that normally don't contain them.

05:40Oh!

05:43Oh, that's a snake.

05:45Gotta be careful with snakes.

05:46Is that a poisonous one?

05:47Based on the color of that snake,

05:49like the red with the dots, it looks sus.

05:52It looks potentially venomous.

05:53Remember, poison you ingest, venom you get bit.

06:01Fall from a thousand plus feet,

06:04non-compatible with life,

06:05doesn't matter that you're in that nice ball.

06:07You know, maybe if they had one of those

06:08inflatable thing-a-ma-bobbits

06:09that they put at the bottom of buildings

06:11for like stunt people.

06:13Uh-oh.

06:14I feel like there's a whale incoming.

06:17Oh, I knew it!

06:18Sea creature!

06:19Is that an octopi?

06:21Multiple octopi?

06:27Oh, you gotta be careful.

06:28Octopus don't really fight with men.

06:30There have been some weird instances

06:32where like the camera lens flashed in a certain way

06:35where one octopus thought it was another octopus

06:37and they got into a fight.

06:38But generally, they're like peaceful animals,

06:39at least to us.

06:40But this is like a mystical one.

06:41I don't think this is a regular.

06:43Like this isn't your typical octopus

06:46that you get in a Mediterranean restaurant.

06:48Break it!

06:49Oh my gosh.

06:51Oh, he's making some calamari for sure.

06:53That's squid, actually.

06:54Oh, maybe this is a squid.

06:56I don't know, I'm acting like I'm a biologist,

06:58but I'm not.

06:58I'm not like a human biologist like some people are.

07:08I see tentacles, I think octopus.

07:13That is not compatible with ship life.

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08:32All right, let's get back to the pirates.

08:35What are we doing?

08:36He's frogging, shit!

08:38Tie it to the mast upside down

08:40so when the boat flips, we'll be the right way up.

08:43What? I don't understand.

08:44They also have really bad dental care,

08:45probably because of the lack of fluoride in their water.

08:48That's why we actually supplement in areas

08:49where there is no fluoride.

08:51Oh, ah!

08:52Ah!

08:53Ah!

08:54Ah!

08:55Ah!

08:56Ah!

08:57Ah!

08:58Ah!

08:59Ah!

09:00Ah!

09:01Oh!

09:02Oh, he got caught.

09:03Oh!

09:05Just for a second, I thought he's good,

09:07but that's not compatible with life.

09:08Cannon to the face.

09:13Stop!

09:15Oh, very sturdy.

09:16Oh no, oh no, what is it, what is it?

09:18Oh, that's a poison dart frog.

09:21I've actually read a lot about these.

09:23Back in the day, indigenous tribes

09:25would actually take darts,

09:26that they would like to blow darts,

09:28and get some of the poison off of the surface of the frog.

09:32And that's where their name came from.

09:33The way that these frogs develop their poison

09:36is actually from the insects and stuff that they eat.

09:38So if you raise one at home,

09:40there's a world where it won't be as poisonous,

09:42if poisonous at all.

09:43What?

09:44What could be wrong with an older man having a hobby?

09:47Clearly, I have the same hobby.

09:49You heard of Spider-Man,

09:50but have you ever heard of Frog-Man?

09:51Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

09:54Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

09:56I poison from the innards of poisonous toads,

10:01just to scratch you, dead man, in minutes.

10:04Yeah, I think like poison dart frogs

10:06can kill like up to 10 men and like thousands of mice.

10:09It's how they protect themselves.

10:11They also have that unique color about them

10:12that warns to stay away.

10:13You seek in this place what only faith can provide.

10:16Faith?

10:17Faith that is light enough to see,

10:19but darkness enough to blind.

10:24Yeah, that cut on the back of the hand,

10:26that's cutting some extensor tendons.

10:28Selection would be here, extension would be here.

10:32Oh, right in the pancreas.

10:36For the pearl.

10:38What have you done?

10:41Oh.

10:42Angelica, don't, it's poison!

10:45Oh, what's poison?

10:47Oh no, did she get the frog poison on her?

10:50No, that can cause paralysis.

10:52Take on Blackbeard without a little venomous van.

10:55I don't even know how to reverse

10:57the poison dart frog's venom.

11:00Like, I would need help.

11:02I would consult someone here,

11:02a wildlife emergency room fellow-trained physician.

11:06I cannot save you both.

11:07One of you must sacrifice.

11:10You take it, father, for your soul.

11:15Katniss, she's dying.

11:18You must save your daughter.

11:20Rationing care is one of the hardest parts

11:22about practicing wartime medicine,

11:24and I know this isn't technically a war,

11:27but it's pirate ship stuff, which is like war.

11:30This one takes life.

11:33This one has a tear and gives life.

11:35Aye, hurry.

11:42Imagine as a joke he just gave them seven up.

11:44Ha!

11:45He thought you were gonna get better.

11:46In fact, it might've been the other way around.

11:49This cup had the tear.

11:50That one had the other bit.

11:53Trickster!

11:54Devil!

11:55Father!

11:57Oh no.

11:59Oh, look at that, she's Wolverine now.

12:00You bastard, how could you?

12:03Your father saved you.

12:05Perhaps his soul is now a tear.

12:10Oh, the water's coming for him.

12:12This is all those who practice homeopathy.

12:14Always talk about water having memory,

12:16and if you actually put an enormously diluted sample

12:20of poison into water, it remembers.

12:22So this is what's happening here.

12:23The water remembers his evilness,

12:26and it cleanses his soul.

12:27You heard it here first.

12:30Ooh, loss of skin not compatible with life.

12:37I don't even know how he's moving sand's muscle.

12:39Like, you need muscle to move.

12:41How are his bones just floating?

12:44Yep, should just collapse into a bag of bones.

12:47See what happens?

12:48Don't play with frogs if you don't have the antidote,

12:50as I always say.

12:51Oh.

12:58Did he anchor the boat, or did he anchor his ankle?

13:02Oh, that's gonna be too fast of a descent.

13:04Your ears are gonna pop, bud!

13:14That was way too fast of an ascent.

13:16So you gotta control your ascent,

13:18especially in the last 20 feet or so.

13:20People don't understand, when you go down

13:21and you spend time down there,

13:23nitrogen gets into your blood.

13:24And then when you come up, if you come up too quickly,

13:26that nitrogen's gonna bubble up,

13:28and that's gonna cause a problem.

13:29It's also known as the bends.

13:32They don't even have hyperbaric chambers down there.

13:35Clearly not PADI certified.

13:39That's no ship, sir.

13:40It's a shipwreck.

13:42She's sailing straight toward us.

13:44Open fire!

13:47Who are they?

13:49You have to know who you're shooting at.

13:51Who are you firing at?

13:54What is that?

13:54Is that Donkey Kong?

13:57Yeah, that's how I feel.

14:00Some kind of super, super bug.

14:05Death.

14:06Ooh, that was a cervical fracture.

14:07Potentially vertebral artery dissection,

14:10which are the two arteries that run up and down your spine.

14:12Just go.

14:15See, he wouldn't die that fast with that.

14:17It would be a quick death, but not like dead.

14:19You would need to bleed out a little bit.

14:21You need to stroke out a little bit.

14:22Some twitching and stuff.

14:23How would you like to die, pirate?

14:26Hanging?

14:27Firing squad?

14:28Or a new invention, the guillotine.

14:31Oh, you don't want to have your head chopped off.

14:33I mean, I guess maybe you do.

14:34No one wants to get hung.

14:35Firing squad?

14:36No.

14:37I think guillotine, actually.

14:38Bring the basket.

14:40Basket?

14:41Why?

14:43Oh my God, there's gonna be a lot of blood.

14:45The carotids, they're gonna spray blood.

14:47I love that there's still heads in the basket.

14:50Like, could you at least clean the other heads out?

14:53Fire!

14:55Oh, oh.

14:57Oh no, what is gonna happen?

15:04Oh wow, he got saved.

15:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.

15:08See, the vertebral arteries again,

15:09they're right in the back there.

15:11They're primed for being severed.

15:15Oh, be careful.

15:16You already have the noose around the neck.

15:19You don't want to lose your balance there

15:20and fall off the platform.

15:25You're welcome, milady.

15:28Oh, gotcha!

15:29Oh, why not cut the thing first?

15:32God, she would have broken her neck so quick,

15:33she might've died just from that.

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