It's Showtime: Humandang mamangha sa angas ni 'John Wick' kalokalike of Quezon City! (Kalokalike)
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00:00Next up, please come in!
00:30What's up, Muslim people! I'm Dennis Murillo, the John Wick of Quezon City!
00:45Tell them, tell them all, whoever comes, whoever it is, I'll kiss them. I'll kiss them all.
00:56What?
00:57Yeah!
01:18See, John Wick has a life. Why does he have a contra-life?
01:56Only in the showtime, John Wick has a life.
02:10Let's go to number 2, Dennis Murillo.
02:14Wait, wait.
02:15Why?
02:16His pencil is slow.
02:17Why is your gun an electric one?
02:18That's why. And your knife is sharp.
02:21Wait, wait.
02:23Why?
02:24He doesn't know how to speak Tagalog.
02:27Oh, that's why.
02:30John, is this John Wick? He's sick. He's just weak.
02:34He's slow to move.
02:36So, John, how's life after death?
02:40He's still alive.
02:42He's still alive.
02:43So, John, how's Marcia?
02:46No, my life is...
02:48What?
02:49The love of my life. Yeah!
03:01So, you know what happened backstage?
03:04This, and Rupa, someone drank.
03:09So, is this English?
03:11Yes, English.
03:14Can you talk to her?
03:16Can you talk to him?
03:17Yeah, I teach him the Bahay Kubo song.
03:20Oh, you know the Bahay Kubo song?
03:22Yeah.
03:23How do you sing it?
03:24Can you sing it?
03:25Can you sing?
03:26Bahay Kubo kahit...
03:29Hi, hater.
03:33We're practicing first.
03:35Where's my gun?
03:36We'll practice first.
03:37Where's my gun?
03:38Where's your gun?
03:39Your gun?
03:40It's gone.
03:41It's already gone.
03:42Yeah, it's gone.
03:43No more.
03:44Go, go on.
03:45What's this about?
03:46Ah, gun pala.
03:48Gun.
03:49Hala ko yung gun na G-O-N.
03:51Yes, yes.
03:52Lots of guns.
03:53Gun, G-O-N pala.
03:55What?
03:56Again, sir?
03:57I love you, Philippines!
04:02Excuse me, Mr. John, where's your dog?
04:04Yeah.
04:05My dog is asleep right now.
04:08Forever?
04:09Asleep right now.
04:10Asleep?
04:11Asleep right now?
04:12Oh, sleeping.
04:13Oh, it's already afternoon.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Afternoon na.
04:17Yes.
04:18Yes, no time.
04:19So, John, do you have an upcoming movie?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Upcoming movie?
04:23Ako makasusuka, makasusuka pa dun.
04:25Gumulung-gulung kasi.
04:27Gumulung eh.
04:28Kamala kang gumulung dun eh.
04:30I promote my latest movie.
04:34Can you speak louder, sir?
04:36The title is...
04:37Excuse me, you have subtitle?
04:40Okay, okay.
04:41Jim lag pa ata kasi galing pa ibang bansa eh.
04:44The title of the movie is...
04:47Yeah.
04:51The title is Yeah.
04:53Wait a minute, wait a minute.
04:58Can you spell?
04:59Can you spell Yeah?
05:00What's the title?
05:01How do you spell Yeah?
05:04Capital Y.
05:06Huh?
05:07Why?
05:08Why?
05:09And then?
05:10Yun lang, bakit?
05:11In Tagalog, bakit?
05:12Ah, why?
05:13Why?
05:14Ah, why?
05:15Okay, okay, okay.
05:16Pass around.
05:17E.
05:18E.
05:19E.
05:20E.
05:21Ah, may pahabong.
05:22Why?
05:23Him.
05:24Natakot akong.
05:25Him.
05:26Natakot akong.
05:27And of course, capital H.
05:28Hilario.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Hilario.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Di pala Y.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Ibang klara kasi si Sir John no.
05:36Y, E, E.
05:38What is the pencil all about?
05:40The pencil?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yes.
05:43My choco is in the.
05:44Your choco?
05:45Choco.
05:46Choco.
05:47From Tagalog.
05:48Namchaks.
05:49Namchaks.
05:50Namchaks.
05:51Namchaks.
05:52But Sir, we.
05:53For now, my weapon is small pencil.
05:54Small payan?
05:55Small?
05:56Where's the large one?
05:57You have?
05:58You have.
05:59If I'll come back.
06:00Ah, if you come back.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Ah, the large one's like that?
06:03That ball?
06:04Like pencil?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Pencil.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Pencil.
06:09Pencil.
06:10Pencil.
06:11Pencil.
06:12Pencil.
06:13Pencil.
06:14As Sir John, we are happy to.
06:15Are you happy?
06:16Are you happy?
06:17We are happy to say this to you.
06:18Not all.
06:19Not all.
06:20We found.
06:21We found your dog already.
06:22Really?
06:23Yes.
06:24You're aware.
06:25What's the name of your dog?
06:26Nothing.
06:27Nothing?
06:28You're nothing?
06:29Nothing dog.
06:30John Wick.
06:31Two, three.
06:32There's no name.
06:33No.
06:34But your original dog is here.
06:35Chow Chow, come here.
06:43This is your pet.
06:46His name is Malu.
06:48Pet Malu.
06:52From Binigar to Pet Malu.
06:54Can you talk to your...
06:57To your master.
06:59Daisy.
07:00Daisy is the name of the pet.
07:02Ah, Daisy.
07:04Daisy the beagle.
07:07Can you jump?
07:09Jump?
07:10Daisy Tomas.
07:18Can you backflip?
07:20Huh?
07:21Backflip, backflip.
07:22Backflip?
07:26Teacher, roll over.
07:29Teacher, teacher.
07:31Roll over.
07:32Show it, show it.
07:35Show it.
07:36Show it the roll over.
07:381, 2, 3.
07:39Roll over.
07:46How about Daisy?
07:47Good job, sir.
07:50Good job.
07:55How about the Chow Chow?
07:57Let's go, Daisy.
07:59Let's go, Daisy.
08:00Huh?
08:01Carlos Yulo.
08:02Carlos Yulo.
08:05Oh, wow.
08:07It's difficult.
08:09Yeah.
08:10One more, one more.
08:12Good job, good job.
08:14Good job.
08:15He became Scooby-Doo.
08:17Wow, they're so good.
08:19Our contestant number 2 passed.
08:23Go, Ms. MCN.
08:25Last year.
08:26Lagare.
08:27Lagare.
08:29Lagare.
08:30Lagare.
08:33Let's see if our Madlam people like it.
08:36That's why Madlam people,
08:38Kalo ka o Kalokalai.
08:41Let's go, let's go, let's go.
08:43We're almost there.
08:45This one, this one, this one.
08:47This one, this one, this one.
08:49Hi.
08:50She looks Japanese.
08:52Stand up, stand up.
08:53Can you stand up?
08:54Mother.
08:55Mother.
08:57I thought it was John Lapus.
09:01That's right.
09:02She looks like...
09:03What's your name?
09:04Me?
09:05No, you.
09:06What's your name?
09:07You, you.
09:08Mark.
09:09Hey, he doesn't know anyone.
09:11Who is he?
09:12He's a scientist.
09:13Who is he?
09:14He's Albert Einstein.
09:16It's Einstein.
09:17I thought it was Graham Bell.
09:19It's Einstein.
09:21Pink lips.
09:23So, what did you choose earlier?
09:25Kalo ka o Kalokalai?
09:26Kalo ka.
09:27Kalo ka.
09:28Why Kalo ka?
09:29What do you think?
09:30I'm happy with her.
09:32Kalo ka, but you're happy?
09:33He's still in the game.
09:35Actually, I'm happy because of her performance.
09:39But her looks?
09:40Her looks are a bit far from us.
09:44Did you watch John Wick?
09:46Yes, I watched it.
09:47Really?
09:48I watched it.
09:49What does she look like?
09:50No, no.
09:51No, really.
09:53He said it.
09:54Sir Mark, wait a minute.
09:56What can you say about Sir Mark?
09:58His comment to you.
10:00He said you don't look like John Wick.
10:03You're Kalo ka.
10:04He said to Sir Mark, I love you.
10:08I love you too.
10:11We're going to have a relationship.
10:14We're going to lose.
10:15You have a prize.
10:17That's why.
10:18Back to you guys.
10:21Let's hear what they have to say.
10:24Jurado Jugs and Teddy.
10:26What's up, people?
10:28Hello.
10:29Alright, we have to speak in English because it's Sir John Wick.
10:33Yeah, of course.
10:34Sir John Wick.
10:38First of all, Sir John Wick, kind of like almost there.
10:43But not quite.
10:44But it's okay because he's always in character, right?
10:47Yeah.
10:48That's very important.
10:49Lesson number one.
10:50You're amazing, Sir John Wick.
10:52Why?
10:53Look at this.
10:54Sir John Wick.
10:56Turn around.
10:57Turn around.
10:59Oh, yes.
11:01That's great.
11:02That's perfect.
11:04Just in case you can't make it to the next round,
11:07you can still grind REM.
11:09Rock and roll.
11:11Joey Pepe Smith.
11:13Rock and roll.
11:14Rock and roll, buddy.
11:15Good job.
11:16Thank you, Jurado Jugs and Teddy.
11:18First of all, you can give your applause to Dennis Marilao,
11:23the John Wick of Quezon City.