Kajol Ajay Devgn Mimicry The Kapil Sharma Show
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00:05Popcorn! Popcorn!
00:09Hello, Venky!
00:12Today, my two favourite heroines are on stage together.
00:16Oh, my friend, what have you done?
00:19Oh, my beloved, what have you done?
00:21I have waited for you.
00:24Greetings! Greetings! Greetings!
00:27Greetings!
00:29I have eaten a lot of popcorn after watching you.
00:32I will give it to you for free.
00:34Thank you. Free! Free! Free!
00:36Kapoor Sharma.
00:38Please give me an introduction.
00:39Yes, of course. Like, this is Vishal Jethwa.
00:42Yes.
00:42Vishal Jethwa and this is Raju Dheetwa.
00:44We stop them a lot but they still come on our show.
00:47But they are very cute. We can't see them because of them.
00:49Pick up your popcorn.
00:51There are so many big actors sitting here.
00:52Will they eat your popcorn?
00:53As big as they want to.
00:55They will eat popcorn from the corn.
00:56Of course, they will eat popcorn from Manish Muthra's popcorn.
00:58What are you saying, Kapoor Sharma?
01:00Look at his pyjamas and he is taking Manish Muthra's name.
01:02Yes.
01:03Do you know that he is the first person in the family
01:05who has got pyjamas with both the legs?
01:07Yes.
01:08Otherwise, he doesn't have so much clothes.
01:10He gets one leg stitched and the other person holds the bag.
01:14Ma'am, I am saying this.
01:16My grandfather was a very big fashion designer.
01:18Yes.
01:19So he used to do creativity with clothes.
01:21Yes.
01:21When creativity is spoilt on children
01:23then a person experiments on clothes.
01:29What do you want to do?
01:30Ma'am, I will tell you. Leave him.
01:31I will tell you.
01:32He is roaming around with a red shirt.
01:34He is roaming around in the film city with a red turban.
01:39Ma'am, I had thought that..
01:43Kajol, I am such a big fan of yours.
01:44I had thought that if I go today
01:46then he will be my friend and he will respect me.
01:48Absolutely.
01:48Look, he is my..
01:52He is my school friend.
01:53I would have been younger at that time.
01:54I would have not known.
01:56How to make friends?
01:58Yes, what is your problem?
01:59Ma'am, I just wanted to say that I saw your trailer.
02:02Yes.
02:02It is such a wonderful trailer.
02:04And you have done such a good job.
02:07Mind-blowing.
02:08He has also seen your work.
02:09Really?
02:10Yes.
02:10He has downloaded Sony Live specially for you.
02:13Why? Let's watch it on TV.
02:14It is not forwarded on TV.
02:15Just like your..
02:20What have you come here to do?
02:22Ma'am, nothing.
02:23The theatre that you are watching is mine.
02:25No, not here.
02:26I am asking what have you come to do in this world?
02:30Because of you, there are 8 billion people in this world.
02:32How did 8 billion people become because of me?
02:34Because they say that when he can be born
02:35then why are you stopping us?
02:40Here comes the popcorn.
02:42Ma'am.
02:44Ma'am, I lack a little bit of homogeneity.
02:47Otherwise, you would have seen me when I was a kid.
02:49I was the cutest kid in the hospital.
02:54Do you know when the doctor handed over the kid to his parents
02:56he said, look, I won't tell anyone.
02:59You also let it be.
03:01It is a question of my career too.
03:04He is nothing.
03:05The people who come to congratulate
03:07they come with drums.
03:08After seeing him, they started playing the drum.
03:12They thought that he is a snake.
03:15Tell me one thing.
03:16He has come for Salam Raju.
03:19He has come for Salam Venky.
03:20First, put your nose inside.
03:24Deepti ma'am.
03:25Yes.
03:26You do such a good job.
03:27You have won three national awards.
03:28I had a request.
03:30Give me one award.
03:33Now, this is the matter of getting thrashed.
03:36Are you my friend or not?
03:38Tell me first.
03:39Sorry.
03:39It's okay. I will give it.
03:41I will give it.
03:42Yes. This is..
03:43I will make a duplicate and give it to you.
03:45Yes, duplicate is fine.
03:48Do you know, if anyone sits with Kapil Sharma for two hours
03:50my insult is ready with them.
03:54There is a clean India speech going on outside.
03:55And how did you sit?
04:03Look, when a guest comes
04:04you should at least praise him as a friend.
04:06You know me since so many years.
04:09At least praise him.
04:09This is true, ma'am.
04:10Isn't it?
04:11No one can give a foot massage better than this in the world.
04:15And he removes the black hats in such a way.
04:17Very fast.
04:18I mean, the one who has the skill..
04:21No, no. There is nothing like that.
04:22I am actually a dermatologist.
04:24Didn't you get it while saying these words?
04:31Ma'am, I had a small offer for you.
04:34If you could give me a promotion for your film.
04:38It's done.
04:40I did the promotion for Kuch Kuch Hota, ma'am.
04:41How?
04:42I have my personal Rahul.
04:44Really?
04:45Yes.
04:45Show me, please.
04:46He will come now.
04:50Yes.
04:52Hi, everyone.
04:53Hi.
04:54Rahul.
04:56You must have heard my name.
05:02Hey, Anjali.
05:04Your Rahul is here.
05:07Ms. Braganza.
05:08Hi.
05:11Look, your favourite student has come in front of you.
05:16And let me tell you one thing.
05:18In Kuch Kuch Hota, only two people were my favourites.
05:21A. Anjali.
05:28B. Me.
05:33Ma'am, he is my low budget younger Shahrukh.
05:37Hey!
05:39My mother used to call me Jaan.
05:45He is very good.
05:47No Shahrukh is younger than me.
05:49And no Shahrukh is bigger than me.
05:58What do you mean?
06:01My mother used to call me Jaan.
06:03Bus, bus, bus.
06:05Bus, bus.
06:06Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket.
06:07Get down in the moving car.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:11Why did your mother call you Jaan?
06:14You know what?
06:15My mother was a bus conductor.
06:17And she taught me.
06:19T-t-t-t-t-ticket.
06:21T-t-t-t-t-ticket.
06:23Hey, my mother used to call me Jaan.
06:27Take care of your guests.
06:30Hey Vishal.
06:38So tell me.
06:39Is everything fine with your Vishal and Jethwa?
06:42Yes.
06:47Revati, you look so pretty.
06:50And I have heard that you have many national awards.
06:55So give me one national award too.
06:58Hello.
06:59To get a national award, you have to do a lot of good work.
07:03Yes.
07:04So you won't get even one according to that.
07:08Hey, don't trouble me.
07:10Let me talk to my guest.
07:12Hey, Vishal.
07:13You know, I saw your performance in Mardaani.
07:17It was an amazing performance.
07:19And your big eyes.
07:21I haven't seen any fun in those big eyes of yours.
07:30Wait a minute.
07:31You are looking for Katrina Kaif in Mohammed Kaif.
07:35Why are you looking for fun in his eyes?
07:39Hey, don't trouble me.
07:42Hey, Ms. Prakenza.
07:45Do you remember that you had asked me a question in college?
07:49Rahul, what is love?
07:53Love is friendship.
07:57Yes.
07:58Love is friendship.
07:59Brother, don't be too frank.
08:03Do you know Mr. Devgn?
08:05Yes, I know him too.
08:07Love is friendship.
08:12Amazing.
08:13Amazing. Amazing.
08:21If she can't be my best friend..
08:24..then I can't love her.
08:28Wow, bro. Amazing. Amazing.
08:31Wow. Come here.
08:32Because you can't love without friendship.
08:34Right, Anjali?
08:35You are right.
08:38Don't you want to talk loudly in front of her?
08:41If her Singham comes, you will be in trouble.
08:44Yes.
08:45She is not your Anjali.
08:47Madan Chopra.
08:49She is my Anjali.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:54Hey, Madan Chopra.
08:56Even if she is not my Anjali..
08:58..then she was my Anjali.
08:59Anjali.
09:03Anjali.
09:05Anjali.
09:06Anjali.
09:07Rahul.
09:08Anjali.
09:09Rahul.
09:10Anjali.
09:11Rahul.
09:12Anjali.
09:13Rahul.
09:14Anjali.
09:19Rahul.
09:27I told you. I told you.
09:29Slap him. He doesn't cry.
09:31Yes.
09:31Slap him. Slap him.
09:32No. No.
09:34I will slap you. I cry a lot.
09:36Okay. Okay. Okay.
09:38My mother used to say..
09:42..that no one cries.
09:45And no one is lost.
09:50And no pigeon is ever a parrot.
09:55Yes. Yes.
09:57One minute. Okay. Tell me.
10:00I don't understand what your mother says.
10:03I told you. I told you.
10:05He won't understand anything. I told you.
10:08No. No. No. No.
10:09No. No. No. No.
10:12Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
10:14Oh, God.
10:16I don't like your jokes.
10:18I don't like you.
10:20No. No. No. No.
10:22Brother. Why don't you go there and play something?
10:25Because I act.
10:26I saw your acting. That's why I am asking you.
10:27Why don't you go there and play something?
10:30No. No. No. No.
10:33I don't like your jokes.
10:35I don't like you.
10:38Ma'am, I have seen all your films.
10:40You have won three national awards.
10:42Please, ma'am, give me one award.
10:45One national award.
10:46Hey. Hey.
10:47I have already asked for an award from him.
10:49What? You have asked for it, Rahul?
10:51Yeah.
10:52Rahul is a cheater.
10:54Rahul is a cheater.
10:56Rahul is a cheater.
10:59I am not a cheater.
11:00I am not a cheater.
11:03He has asked for it before me. Yeah.
11:05You have also asked for it.
11:06Rahul is a cheater.
11:08Rahul is a cheater.
11:10I am not a cheater.
11:13I didn't get the award.
11:16My first award was left incomplete.
11:22My first award was left incomplete.
11:25Very good.
11:26My first song was left incomplete.
11:32Oh my God.
11:34Anjali, you have only 70 seconds.
11:37Only 70 seconds.
11:38It's 70 minutes, Rahul.
11:40The way you are doing it..
11:41..they will throw us out in 70 seconds. Yeah.
11:44I had told you, Rahul.
11:46I had told you, Rahul.
11:50Something happens, Anjali.
11:53You won't understand.
11:54Rahul, take some facing.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah.
12:03Take it, Anjali.
12:08Something happens, Anjali.
12:10You won't understand.
12:12Rahul.
12:13Anjali.
12:13I am telling you the truth.
12:15Yeah.
12:18What are you doing to me?
12:20Something happens. You won't understand, Rahul.
12:25Mother used to say.
12:29Mother used to say everything.
12:30Father used to say nothing.
12:32I had told you.
12:33Mother used to say.
12:35I had told you.
12:36Mother used to say.
12:37I had told you.
12:38I had told you.
12:39Mother used to say.
12:40I had told you.
12:42Stop it. Stop it.
12:43Mr. Kajol, they were my artists.
12:46I apologise on their behalf.
12:50You have apologised. I too apologise.
12:51I am their artist. I am so sorry.
12:54Come on.
12:55I had told you.
12:56I had told you.
13:01I had told you.