Category
đĨ
Short filmTranscript
00:00I want you to look for the words reveal, pretend and love in your readers tonight.
00:17I want you to be able to spell them on Monday.
00:19Awww.
00:46Oh, so grumpy.
00:48I'll tell you what, if everyone does well in their spellings, we might have a DVD next week.
00:53Yes!
01:10Are you OK, Ardell?
01:18OK.
01:32Oh, Ardell, that's lovely.
01:34I used a week's pocket money.
01:36Oh, wow, that's far too much. You didn't have to.
01:38I did. It's important that you know how I feel about you.
01:43Well, this is very special and I'll treasure it always.
01:47Hmm. Does this mean we're engaged?
01:51Er, well, I haven't thought about it.
01:54If you want to, I suppose.
01:59Well, that's very sweet and I'll certainly give it some thought.
02:03You have a good weekend, OK?
02:05Yes, Miss, I definitely will.
02:17So, how was everyone's day?
02:19You're a horse.
02:21Screaming at some kid with a crossbow?
02:23No.
02:24Yeah. We shite was off his head and glue and trying to rob a newsagent.
02:28Had to go ahead to shoot and everything.
02:30Oh, God, did you waste him?
02:32It's not cool, Ardell.
02:34No more cowboy films.
02:36No. He backed down in the end, thank God.
02:38Otherwise, I'd be sitting here with a bag of shit.
02:42Where are these kids' parents?
02:46Mum, what age can a person get married at?
02:49Erm, I think it's 16.
02:51Why? Have you got some news for us?
02:53No, well, not yet.
02:57I'll keep you posted.
02:59Dad.
03:16Mum.
03:17Mum!
03:19Mum.
03:23Mum!
03:25Mum!
03:27Come on, Ardell. You're dawdling.
03:47Hello, Ardell.
03:55You bought anything nice?
03:57Boots.
03:59Oh, lovely. They make you look very smart.
04:01They're cowboy boots.
04:03Wow, very cool. I got something special myself.
04:05Hello, Miss Purdy.
04:07Oh, my goodness.
04:09Someone's a lucky girl.
04:11That's gorgeous.
04:13Thanks, Mrs. Travis.
04:15This is my... Oh, my fiancÊ, Pierce.
04:17This is Ardell, one of my second-classers, and his mum.
04:19Congratulations.
04:21Yeah, cheers. Cat, are we done here yet? The match is starting in ten minutes.
04:23Well, I thought we'd get a celebratory lunch.
04:25I think you've fleeced me enough today as it is.
04:27Come on, I don't want to miss kickoff.
04:29Okay, bye, Ardell. Bye, Mrs. Travis.
04:31Bye.
04:53Now, remember your spellings, please.
04:55Bye.
04:57Bye.
04:59Bye, Ardell.
05:01Ardell Travis, come on.
05:03Bye.
05:05Bye.
05:07Bye.
05:09Bye.
05:11Bye.
05:13Bye.
05:15Bye.
05:17Bye.
05:19Bye.
05:21Ardell Travis, come here, please.
05:27What's up, Ardell?
05:29It's you wearing his ring
05:31and not mine.
05:35Oh.
05:37It's complicated, Ardell. Someday you'll...
05:39How is it complicated?
05:41He's no good for you, miss.
05:43I'm sorry, pet. Go on.
05:45It's all right. You'll see anyway.
05:47What do you mean?
05:49Nothing. You'll just see
05:51that I'm the one that loves you.
05:53Ardell, I know you do, and you're very special
05:55to me, too.
05:57Sometimes grown-ups, we have to... I have to go home, miss.
05:59Bye.
06:09I would have taken you for lunch.
06:11What?
06:13I would have missed the football and taken you for lunch.
06:19Come on, woman.
06:21Always the friggin' last.
06:37Well, hello there.
06:39What can I do for you?
06:41Don't mind, Miss Pretty.
06:43Come again?
06:45No.
06:47I'm telling you, you're not to marry Miss Pretty.
06:49And why is that, then?
06:51Because she's mine.
06:53Oh, well.
06:55That is a dilemma.
06:57Don't laugh at me.
06:59Sorry, pal, but, you know,
07:01all's fair in love and war.
07:03See, she told me you were just too short.
07:05She never said that.
07:07Yeah.
07:09And that you weren't financially stable enough
07:11to cater for her needs.
07:13She's a high-maintenance lady, you know.
07:15I don't know what that means.
07:17You will, mate, you will.
07:19You talk, Stuart.
07:21Well, now, don't be getting on.
07:23Meet me in a draw.
07:25A what?
07:27A draw, just you and me.
07:29We're in the handball court.
07:31Tomorrow, after school.
07:33To the death.
07:37OK.
07:39So, uh, what are we fighting with?
07:41Swords? Pistols? Conkers?
07:43Pistols.
07:45By Jove.
07:47It's a date, sir.
07:49See you there.
07:53And may the best man or boy win.
08:01What tickled you?
08:03Oh, you gotta hear this.
08:13Come on.
08:29Come on!
08:39Oh, wait.
08:41You wanna see this?
08:43What?
08:45I have an appointment with death, remember?
08:47Oh, leave it. Don't be mean to him.
08:49Come on, I just wanna see.
08:51You can stay here if you like.
09:11Come on.
09:25I was beginning to think you wouldn't show.
09:29Where's your gun?
09:35Ah, think I've forgotten it.
09:37Silly me, huh?
09:39Not my problem.
09:43Suppose not.
09:45So, then.
09:47Where's your...
09:49gun?
09:55That's not real.
09:57Yes, it is.
10:03What's going...
10:05Arlo, what are you doing?
10:07That's not...
10:11Now, don't point.
10:15It's not real. It's a toy, isn't it, son?
10:17It's not a toy.
10:21Arlo, put that down now.
10:25And where would you get a real...
10:27My dad's a guarder.
10:33Hang on. Guards aren't armed.
10:35The response unit are.
10:41You couldn't have told me about this.
10:43Jesus, now.
10:45Now, be careful, wee man.
10:47Don't marry teacher.
10:49Just put that thing down and we can talk about it.
10:51Say you won't marry Miss Purdy.
10:53You don't deserve her.
10:55Why?
10:57You don't even know me.
10:59I know you're not good enough for her.
11:01Why?
11:03Sorry, miss.
11:09Are you just going to stand there
11:11and watch one of your second-classers
11:13blow my head off?
11:15He won't. Have you not seen Sadie yet?
11:17God, get a fucking cop or something.
11:19Stay there, miss.
11:25Arlo, please, put it down.
11:29I'm going to have to put it on your report.
11:31What will your mum and dad say?
11:33I told you I'd show you, miss.
11:37Now, listen to your teacher, son.
11:39Tell her you won't marry her.
11:41I'm not going to tell her that.
11:43Tell her!
11:45Oh, fuck.
11:47Just hold on there.
11:49Don't...
11:51OK, OK, I'm going to have her.
11:53I never wanted to marry her anyway.
11:55Excuse me?
11:57She moaned constantly about it.
11:59I thought I'd shut her up for a while.
12:03I don't want to be married.
12:05Please, please.
12:07Arlo, Arlo.
12:09Please don't shoot me.
12:11Please.
12:13Get someone, you stupid bitch!
12:29See you, miss.
12:49See you, miss.
12:51You dickhead.
12:57You little bastard!
12:59You come anywhere near him,
13:01I'll tell everyone that you're a kitty fiddler.
13:03Come on, Arlo.
13:21Will this go on my report, miss?
13:23Maybe we'll keep this
13:25between ourselves.
13:27But maybe you should give me that for safekeeping.
13:29Oh, God.
13:31It's very realistic. Where did you get it?
13:33My dad is hiding it in his wardrobe
13:35for my birthday.
13:37Nice, isn't it?
13:39It's certainly very pretty.
13:41I'll just pop it in here for safekeeping.
13:47What's this?
13:49It's all right, miss.
13:51I've decided not to marry you after all.
13:53Oh, why's that?
13:55I'm not financially stable enough
13:57to cater for all your needs.
13:59And someone as nice as you
14:01should have everything she wants.
14:07Someday some girl's going to be very lucky.
14:09Nah.
14:11Girls are stupid.
14:13Well, we certainly can be.
14:15Come on, Romeo, I'll get you home.
14:19Come on.
14:49Come on.
14:51Come on.
14:53Come on.
14:55Come on.
14:57Come on.
14:59Come on.
15:01Come on.
15:03Come on.
15:05Come on.
15:07Come on.
15:09Come on.
15:11Come on.
15:13Come on.
15:15Come on.
15:17Come on.
15:19Come on.
15:21Come on.
15:23Come on.
15:25Come on.
15:27Come on.
15:29Come on.
15:31Come on.
15:33Come on.
15:35Come on.
15:37Come on.
15:39Come on.
15:41Come on.
15:43Come on.
15:45Come on.
15:47Come on.
15:49Come on.
15:51Come on.
15:53Come on.
15:55Come on.
15:57Come on.
15:59Come on.
16:01Come on.
16:03Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:07Come on.
16:09Come on.
16:11Come on.