HELLUVA SHORTS 3 // MISSION: WEEABOO-BOO // HELLUVA BOSS
IMP MISSION: WEEABOO-BOO
WARNING: For cringe
IMP MISSION: WEEABOO-BOO
WARNING: For cringe
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00:00Oh, thanks, Mills, but I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college
00:19girl.
00:20You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it.
00:23Hey, look, if I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well, so do you, okay?
00:28Bye, Mills.
00:29Bingo.
00:30B-Y-N-G-O.
00:31I love killin', shootin' things.
00:32I'll use a saw, I'll use a fork, too.
00:33I love killin' things with any kind of weapon.
00:34Give me a knife and I'll kill someone, and today it's just gonna be the stupid bitch
00:35gun.
00:36Ow!
00:37Ow!
00:38Ow!
00:39Ow!
00:40Ow!
00:41Ow!
00:42Ow!
00:43Ow!
00:44Ow!
00:45Ow!
00:46Ow!
00:47Ow!
00:48Ow!
00:49Ow!
00:50Ow!
00:51Ow!
00:52Ow!
00:53Ow!
00:54Ow!
00:55Ow!
00:56Ow!
00:57Ah!
00:58Ow!
00:59Ow, what the fuck?
01:00Oh!
01:01Oh!
01:02Oh.
01:03Oh.
01:04Oh, I must be watchin' them damn hintes again.
01:07Why won't she leave?
01:09Oh my God!
01:11What are you?
01:13I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!
01:18How are you doing this?
01:20What is that?
01:21It's official merch from Akuma no Outo!
01:23It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5, 6, 9, that protects its wearer from-
01:29Wait, are you a demon?
01:31Like, a real demon?
01:34Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-
01:36A demon! Here to steal a little kitten like me?
01:40Forced to be part of your demonic harem?
01:43Luscious.
01:44Huh? Why do you think I would do something like that?
01:50Oh, you're one of those.
01:52So what's your name?
01:53Uh, Blitz?
01:55What are you gonna do to me, Blitzy-kun?
01:58I have apparently nothing while you're wearing that.
02:00I don't feel like myself.
02:02Are you putting some sort of-
02:05Nasty spell over me?
02:07What? No, I'm literally just standing here, lady.
02:10If you say so, master.
02:12I mean, daddy.
02:16But when you look into my eyes,
02:19it's like I have no control over my-
02:23You demonic brute!
02:25I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!
02:28Oh, thank fucking Satan.
02:30Satan? Is that your lord?
02:33The one you planned to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice?
02:37But once you had me, you realized you could never go through with it
02:39because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something
02:41after the loss of your wife!
02:45Your wife? Who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine?
02:49But now you'd rather have me,
02:50and you'd rather fight him to the death
02:52than allow me to come to the same fate!
02:54Ew, lady, look, I was sent here to kill you, alright?
02:57You were a bitch online one time,
02:59someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you,
03:01I know it's excessive, but I don't make the rules O.L.
03:04You want to kill...
03:06me?
03:07Oh yeah, even more now.
03:09Of course!
03:10You want to take my mortal soul to hell
03:12so that we can be together forever!
03:15Look, whatever gets you there,
03:16can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife?
03:19Yes, master!
03:20No, I mustn't.
03:22But I want you!
03:24My soul?
03:25But I'm destined for this!
03:27Bitch, can we hurry this up?
03:29Oh, yes!
03:33Thanks.
03:34Make it quick, my demon prince!
03:39Ugh, can we please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck!
03:42I will see you on the other side,
03:45my Blitzycoon.
03:49Stab, stab, stab.
03:56Hey, yeah, it's done.
03:57So you can go ahead and wire me that money now
03:59and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again.
04:02I'm here, Blitzycoon!
04:05I saw your viewport!
04:07I'm here for you, my love!
04:09I'll be by your side forever!
04:12Blitzycoon!
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