• 2 months ago
Four friends arrange a ghostly excursion, their guide asks them each to tell the scariest story they have ever heard, but little do they know, those stories would have major consequences
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00:00:30Come on, Dad, we're going to get there before Christmas.
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00:01:21Creepy out here.
00:01:23Yeah.
00:01:24Do you think this is better than fright night 2015?
00:01:28Oh, yeah, that was good.
00:01:30I hope so.
00:01:31That guy in the dog market
00:01:36You were scared too?
00:01:37Me, I don't get scared.
00:01:38Oh, yeah?
00:01:39Why come year we go in these immersive experiences if you're gonna have it instead?
00:01:41Correction, Alexia, are you scared?
00:01:42You are scared of that VR thing we went to.
00:01:45I wasn't a fear, that was immune sickness.
00:01:47Oh, you were such a lammy.
00:01:48Don't be stupid.
00:01:49It shouldn't be stupid.
00:01:51It should be.
00:01:53It should be just round there.
00:01:57Do you actually know where we're going?
00:01:59Isn't the cadets' footpath here?
00:02:13We'll get this in.
00:02:15We're right where it says we should be.
00:02:17Well, did you get the right date?
00:02:21Should be right here.
00:02:23Welcome.
00:02:31We were starting to panic.
00:02:33Thought we had the wrong creepy forest.
00:02:37Oh no, this is the right one.
00:02:43But the other's not here yet.
00:02:45Unfortunately, they all cancelled this morning.
00:02:51It's just us.
00:02:57You can set your tents up just over here.
00:03:03Fuck you.
00:03:05Help me start the fire.
00:03:15Oh no.
00:03:31Never see this at home.
00:03:33Did you know you're actually seeing light?
00:03:35It's taken 20, 30, even 100 years to reach us.
00:03:37We're actually looking back in time.
00:03:41Even listening to Brian Cox again.
00:03:46Is this your first trip together?
00:03:49I'll book time away every summer.
00:03:51We do secret cinema.
00:03:53Escape rooms too.
00:03:57This experience will stay with you for the rest of your lives.
00:04:01See, on the website it said this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
00:04:07So not much repeat custom.
00:04:15You know where we're sitting?
00:04:231993.
00:04:25Hiking party.
00:04:27Found three skulls about.
00:04:29100 yards or so.
00:04:31Over there.
00:04:35An excavation took place.
00:04:39Local historians,
00:04:413,500.
00:04:43That's a lot of archaeologists.
00:04:47Dead bodies were found here.
00:04:51Who were they?
00:04:55No one knows.
00:04:59There's no evidence or markings of who these people were.
00:05:03For you and me.
00:05:07For...
00:05:11any of these trees or...
00:05:13settlers.
00:05:15In fact,
00:05:17before any man set foot on this soil,
00:05:21there was an evil here.
00:05:25It was an evil.
00:05:27Before any man set foot on this soil,
00:05:30there was an evil here.
00:05:33It lived in this place.
00:05:36Walked these grounds, festering.
00:05:41Screaming at the stars.
00:05:46It could never rest.
00:05:49Never cease in its...
00:05:52search for more pain and misery.
00:05:58I have seen those bones.
00:06:03I have seen how they've been twisted and broken and burned.
00:06:09The pain and torture these people went through.
00:06:16They were dragged into the earth.
00:06:21And the evil here fed off them for an eternity.
00:06:25Creepy bastard.
00:06:30Sorry.
00:06:37I walk out of your house.
00:06:40And when the trees are silent, I can hear them.
00:06:44Children's cries.
00:06:47Figures groaning in the countryside.
00:06:50Eyes staring back at me in the darkness.
00:06:55Mmm.
00:07:04There...
00:07:06is a custom that we carry out
00:07:09on every tour.
00:07:12Mmm.
00:07:22It's a totem.
00:07:25It's a way of feeding the evil.
00:07:28It allows us to communicate with the dead.
00:07:34Throw it into the flame.
00:07:37And as it burns, tell a story.
00:07:51Not just any story.
00:08:00You tell a story that you fear.
00:08:03A fable that haunts you.
00:08:11So...
00:08:15who's brave enough to talk to the dead?
00:08:20You are good.
00:08:22A bit old school, but I like it.
00:08:24You can count me out.
00:08:26Me too.
00:08:28Such wusses, man.
00:08:31Pain would scare the life out of you, miss.
00:08:34No, Mark, I'm already not sleeping tonight as it is.
00:08:43This...
00:08:45is a story about shadows.
00:08:51It begins with one of you.
00:09:01You.
00:09:05You.
00:09:09You.
00:09:31Where the fuck do you think you're going?
00:09:42Where are you going, sunshine?
00:09:46Oh, no!
00:09:48Fuck. You let him get away?
00:09:50Piss off.
00:09:52Come on, let's get this over with.
00:10:00Come on.
00:10:14Oh, shit.
00:10:20Come on.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:33Okay.
00:10:46Bastards cheated.
00:10:48Right, well, break it up, then.
00:10:50Jesus Christ.
00:10:52Shit.
00:11:00We need to get back to our gym, mate.
00:11:02I thought we'd never get in.
00:11:04Keep talking.
00:11:06We know you're in here, Danny boy.
00:11:08There's nowhere to go, mate.
00:11:12Don't make this any worse than it already is.
00:11:19Where's our fucking money?
00:11:23I don't have it.
00:11:26I told you, I got screwed over too.
00:11:29Just leave me alone.
00:11:31It was your deal, and we know you switched it.
00:11:35Now, why don't you come out and sort out your mess like a good little girl?
00:11:59Fuck.
00:12:29Fuck.
00:12:54Now, where's our fucking money?
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:03Tony, I found him!
00:13:05Tony!
00:13:21Get back here, you little bastards!
00:13:25I'm gonna fucking get you, you little idiot.
00:13:27You little twat.
00:13:54What the fuck?
00:13:56What the fuck?
00:14:23What the fuck?
00:14:25Get the fuck out!
00:14:29Barry. Barry, no. Wait.
00:14:31Daniel, you are really starting to piss me off.
00:14:34Barry, there's someone there who's in the shadows.
00:14:36Get the fuck out!
00:14:55No.
00:15:11Jesus.
00:15:19Jesus.
00:15:22You're fucking dead, Tony!
00:15:27Do you hear me? Dead!
00:15:51No.
00:16:21No.
00:16:51No.
00:17:21No.
00:17:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:17:41Barry, we need to be quiet.
00:17:43I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to Bas.
00:17:45It wasn't me that killed him. There's something else in here.
00:17:47You're lying. You're lying!
00:17:49I didn't kill you. You decided to do it yourself.
00:17:52It's not like that, man. Look at me.
00:17:54How the hell could I take out Barry?
00:17:56Maybe you got lucky.
00:17:58No, I didn't do it. There's something else in here.
00:18:00Like what?
00:18:03This is gonna sound nuts.
00:18:05I'm not really sure, but it looked like some kind of...
00:18:07some kind of monster.
00:18:09Monster?
00:18:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:13Please. I can't explain it exactly.
00:18:16You'd better start trying.
00:18:19It took me long enough to see it. I didn't study it, man.
00:18:21It's dark in here.
00:18:23Look, all I know is that it looked like some kind of creature attacked Barry.
00:18:27Bullshit! It's not bullshit, man. Look at me.
00:18:29I am shaking.
00:18:33If you're lying to me, I swear to God,
00:18:36there is something else stuck in here with us.
00:18:39All we need to do is just get out.
00:18:42We're not going anywhere.
00:18:44What? Why?
00:18:46Because we're gonna kill it.
00:18:48Don't be stupid, man.
00:18:50Shut your fucking mouth.
00:18:52Someone needs to pay for what happened to Baz.
00:18:54And if it's not you,
00:18:56it's this so-called thing.
00:18:58So you better hope we find it.
00:19:00Look, Terry, don't be stupid. Let's just get out of here.
00:19:03Listen to me. Calm down. We can...
00:19:05Shut up and take that.
00:19:07What am I gonna do with that?
00:19:09Crack his fucking head open.
00:19:11It's not that. It'll kill me before I get the chance.
00:19:13Listen, if you try and make a move for it, I swear to God,
00:19:15I'll kill you myself.
00:19:17Terry, don't do this, man. Terry!
00:19:48Ow!
00:20:12Oh, shit.
00:20:14And I've already called the police.
00:20:17What's with your leg? You all right?
00:20:19No, there's something in here. It attacked me.
00:20:21What? Can we just get out of here and wait for the police?
00:20:25Please.
00:20:28Come on, son.
00:20:30Sit yourself down there.
00:20:32Let me have a look at your wound.
00:20:34It's no time. We need to leave.
00:20:36Sit down, will you?
00:20:38I need to stop that bleeding.
00:20:40Then I'll call the police.
00:20:42What? I thought you said you'd already called them.
00:20:45I always say that.
00:20:47Do you know how many junkies and bloody teenagers I get breaking in?
00:20:50Well, we need to call them now!
00:20:52All right, all right. It's only gonna take me two minutes.
00:20:54Jesus Christ!
00:20:56Son, the door's locked, all right?
00:20:58You're safe in here.
00:21:01Right, let's have a look. Come with your hand.
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:06I used to work at the, um...
00:21:08the steel mills in Hartlepool.
00:21:10I've seen some bloody cuts in my time, but this is a nasty one.
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:1631 years I was there.
00:21:18Heh.
00:21:20And now look at me, eh?
00:21:22Still, I get to see my grandkids more now that I've moved down.
00:21:28My name's Jeff, by the way.
00:21:30What's yours?
00:21:32Daniel. My name's Daniel.
00:21:34Daniel, right. OK, Dan.
00:21:36I should just about do it.
00:21:38You're gonna need some stitches, though.
00:21:40It's a deep cut. Put your hand on there.
00:21:42Right.
00:21:48Any of those screens for this building?
00:21:50Eh? Um...
00:21:52Yeah, I think it's, um, four or five.
00:21:55Did you not see anything?
00:21:57To be honest, son, I don't really monitor them.
00:22:00They don't pay me enough.
00:22:02But they record, though.
00:22:04Can we play it back? Can we play back the main factory room?
00:22:07I don't really like to mess around with them.
00:22:09I'll leave that to the younger lads.
00:22:11I need to play it back. I need to see it.
00:22:13I'm sorry, but I don't have the authorisation.
00:22:15I need to. Please!
00:22:17All right, well, just calm down, will you?
00:22:19God!
00:22:23Just give me a bloody minute.
00:22:25Right.
00:22:30Right, that's it.
00:22:32Right, that should do it.
00:22:36Can you go forward a bit?
00:22:38Um...
00:22:46Whoa! Bloody hell, that's a nasty blow.
00:22:49You ought to get yourself checked out.
00:22:51You might have a concussion.
00:22:53I'm fine. Can you zoom in on that?
00:22:55Um...
00:23:01No, no, no, wait. This is it.
00:23:03This is when it turns up, just before Barry arrived.
00:23:09It's not right.
00:23:11What do you mean?
00:23:15That's not what happened.
00:23:39Oh, my God.
00:23:43Have you done something?
00:23:54That's not... That's not right.
00:23:56That's...
00:24:00That's not what happened.
00:24:02That... That wasn't me.
00:24:04It's OK, right? I mean, you...
00:24:06You got a bad knock on the head.
00:24:08You didn't know what was going on, right?
00:24:11No, I wouldn't... I wouldn't do that.
00:24:14I wouldn't do that. I couldn't do that.
00:24:16Look, I'll show you.
00:24:20No.
00:24:23Jesus.
00:24:30Daniel, just...
00:24:32Just calm down, right?
00:24:36Please.
00:24:55Son.
00:24:57Look, I'm gonna get some help, all right?
00:25:00I need help, all right?
00:25:07That's not... That's not real.
00:25:10That's not what happened, right?
00:25:13I can't...
00:25:22No, no, no, the creature, the creature,
00:25:24he stabbed me in the leg.
00:25:27Ah!
00:25:34Ah!
00:25:37Oh, my God.
00:25:41It was me.
00:25:43It was me.
00:25:59I just... I killed both of them.
00:26:01What is...
00:26:03I don't...
00:26:05Look, look, those men were trying to hurt you, right?
00:26:08You were just trying to defend yourself.
00:26:11You need to breathe and try to calm down, all right?
00:26:20What's happening to me?
00:26:22Well, I...
00:26:24I need the police and an ambulance.
00:26:28Fine.
00:26:30We'll just go up and talk to them.
00:26:32Yeah, there's been several attacks
00:26:34and possibly a couple of fatalities.
00:26:42Listen.
00:26:47What is it?
00:26:51Do you hear that?
00:26:55I can't hear anything, son.
00:27:00He's coming back.
00:27:02He's coming back. We have to get out of here.
00:27:04He's coming for us. He's coming back.
00:27:07Listen, listen, I'm getting you help, all right?
00:27:10The police will be here shortly.
00:27:13I just need you to calm down and stay put.
00:27:18Nothing is coming...
00:27:26You get away from him.
00:27:28You get away from him now!
00:27:32Leave him alone!
00:27:35Leave him alone!
00:27:38Son of a...
00:27:49You get the fuck away from him!
00:27:52OK, son, just come on. Just calm down.
00:27:55Just put the knife down.
00:27:57You're not going to do this. He's done nothing to you.
00:28:00He's done nothing to you and he's done nothing to me.
00:28:03Look at me. Look at me.
00:28:05There's no-one there. It's just...
00:28:07It's just me and you, right? It's just me and you.
00:28:10It's just me and you.
00:28:12You're right, Ben. You're right.
00:28:14You're right. I could not see you.
00:28:17It must be all good. I'm thinking straight.
00:28:22You're not going to do this again.
00:28:24No, I won't let you do this!
00:28:31No!
00:28:35No!
00:29:00OK, that was creepy.
00:29:02I told you.
00:29:04Hey, is that true?
00:29:06I've no idea. It was a story Mark Bexley told me.
00:29:09Mark Bexley can do one.
00:29:11Let me know it's complete bollocks, then.
00:29:13Demons don't always appear with forked tails, horns and a trident.
00:29:22They're deep inside us all. Buried within.
00:29:27Wrapped up in our failures and guilt.
00:29:31Mate, you never switch off. I'm impressed.
00:29:37So...
00:29:40Who wants to exercise their demons next?
00:29:46I'll do it.
00:29:48Get this man a death stick.
00:30:02Go ahead.
00:30:16This is the story of the hidden woman.
00:30:19Is this about your last girlfriend, Miss?
00:30:21Shut up, Mark!
00:30:25The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:30:29Arriving in a large house.
00:31:29The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:31:45Why didn't she take all this?
00:31:47Well, Danny, she wasn't expecting to go so suddenly.
00:31:51She would have lacked more time to prepare.
00:31:54Do we get to keep all this?
00:31:56Yeah, some of it. Just the stuff we like.
00:31:59We've got to make room for our own things.
00:32:05Why don't you go and explore?
00:32:26So, what do you think?
00:32:56What if we don't like it here?
00:32:59Then we'll fix the place up and sell it.
00:33:02And we'll move to somewhere we do like.
00:33:26Let's go.
00:33:57The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:34:02Arriving in a large house.
00:34:05The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:34:09Arriving in a large house.
00:34:12The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:34:16Arriving in a large house.
00:34:19The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:34:23The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:34:33Charlie, come and see what I've found.
00:34:41What is it?
00:34:42It's a phonograph.
00:34:44What does it do?
00:34:46Well, it plays music.
00:34:48This turns and it plays a song.
00:34:50Can I hear it?
00:34:52Let me see.
00:34:56Is it broken?
00:34:58Yeah, maybe.
00:35:00Well, that's a shame.
00:35:02Well, look, maybe we'll find someone later in the week who can help us fix it.
00:35:22The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:26The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:30The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:34The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:38The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:42The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:46The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:35:51Charlie, I don't want you wandering around this house in the dark, OK?
00:36:07Charlie, how did you reach this glass?
00:36:15Let's go back to bed.
00:36:20Let's go back to bed.
00:36:50Let's go back to bed.
00:37:16Charlie?
00:37:20Charlie?
00:37:34Charlie?
00:37:50Charlie?
00:38:20Charlie?
00:38:50Charlie?
00:39:14Are you sure you don't want tea?
00:39:16I'm good.
00:39:19It's for Digby.
00:39:21He's a Boston Terrier, not Cujo.
00:39:23Sorry, darling, I don't know what that means.
00:39:25It's Digby.
00:39:26Doesn't matter.
00:39:29Where is Digby?
00:39:48Where is Digby?
00:40:18Nanny?
00:40:20What's that, lovely?
00:40:22That's Nanny.
00:40:24Let me see.
00:40:32That's not Nanny, darling.
00:40:34She wasn't a dancer.
00:40:36She told me she was.
00:40:38She told me she was.
00:40:40She told me she was.
00:40:42She told me she was.
00:40:44She told me she was.
00:40:46She told me she was.
00:40:50When?
00:40:55Charlie?
00:40:57When did you see her?
00:40:59When I was thirsty.
00:41:16Charlie?
00:41:38Charlie?
00:41:43Charlie?
00:41:46Charlie?
00:42:17Charlie?
00:42:29You didn't throw it away.
00:42:31What's that, darling?
00:42:46You didn't throw it away.
00:43:17I didn't throw it away.
00:43:37I was having a bad dream.
00:43:42Mum?
00:43:43Mummy?
00:43:46Where are we going?
00:43:47Just put this on.
00:43:48We just gotta go anywhere, we just gotta get out of this house.
00:43:51We need to be as quiet as you are.
00:44:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:44:46I'm sorry
00:45:16You jumped you literally jump
00:45:46Mate, you shouted, that was a flinch.
00:45:47I did not, I wasn't afraid, it was a flinch.
00:45:49I flinched.
00:45:50Wait, wait, what happened to them?
00:45:52No one knows.
00:45:53They were never seen again.
00:45:55Well, and that's a true story.
00:45:57Yep.
00:45:58Bollocks.
00:46:00If that was true, how did anyone live to tell the tale?
00:46:05The dead do visit us.
00:46:09Ghosts, spirits, apparitions,
00:46:13whatever you decide to name them, they do exist.
00:46:17They're regrets, moments of fear and hate,
00:46:21frozen in time, consumed with your mind.
00:46:28Thank you, at least someone gets it.
00:46:33No, no, not chance.
00:46:36Oh, come on, we did it.
00:46:38Appease them, appease them.
00:46:41If I do it, will you shut up?
00:46:42Absolutely.
00:46:46Where's the thing then?
00:47:03The setting is a cheap hotel.
00:47:08Ah!
00:47:13Ah!
00:47:15Ah.
00:47:20Well, what local IPAs they do?
00:47:23None, sorry, I just got your pint.
00:47:28Pot of Mexican would have been better, but.
00:47:31Sorry.
00:47:32No, it's fine, it's fine.
00:47:36Are you okay?
00:47:37Yeah, of course. I'm just excited, you know.
00:47:43Anyway, happy anniversary.
00:47:48Tastes weird. Cos the thing is, I'm...
00:47:52I'm still not really sure if I want to do this.
00:47:54Oh, here we go. Babe, we deserve this.
00:47:58You deserve this.
00:47:59Just let yourself have a good time for once, yeah?
00:48:03How long have we been saying we wanted to be more...
00:48:07..experimental?
00:48:09Well, you've been saying that.
00:48:10Look, I'm frustrated, all right? I'm not like you.
00:48:14I've got needs. I'm passionate.
00:48:17Why do you think my temper's been so bad lately?
00:48:20I understand, and I forgave...that.
00:48:24But I need to know that you really want to do this.
00:48:26Oh, here we go with the bloody mind games.
00:48:28Look, the moment I cheat behind your back,
00:48:30the minute moment I'm going to step out, it's mixed messages.
00:48:33All I'm saying is...
00:48:36..it's not too late to just leave.
00:48:39No.
00:48:40Can't you make just one bloody sacrifice?
00:48:49So, how are we all doing?
00:48:52Peachy, thank you, Steve.
00:48:54Just getting nice and relaxed.
00:48:59Tongue out.
00:49:01What?
00:49:04It'll make it more...
00:49:06..special.
00:49:08Oh, right, oh.
00:49:09In that case, down the flipping hatch.
00:49:12Care?
00:49:13Oh, not for me, thanks, Luna.
00:49:15Work tomorrow.
00:49:20And what do you do, um...
00:49:23..Marcus?
00:49:25He does as he's told.
00:49:29I think we're a bit...nervous, to be honest.
00:49:33No, we're not.
00:49:34Trying new things keeps you young.
00:49:37Like, this one's always off at some new book club
00:49:40or knitting circle or whatever.
00:49:42Hardly.
00:49:43Good job, though, or she wouldn't have met you two.
00:49:45What was it, a life drawing class?
00:49:49You know, what we do, it's...
00:49:52..it's not for everyone.
00:49:54Yeah, but the, um...
00:49:57..polyamory thing works for you, right?
00:50:00We believe that only by surrendering your own petty desires
00:50:05can you truly help your life partner realise their fullest...
00:50:09..potential.
00:50:11There you go.
00:50:12I like that.
00:50:13Oh, you will.
00:50:15Right, let's, um, crack on.
00:50:18Here's your key.
00:50:1968. Rude.
00:50:21Nearly.
00:50:22As long as you're sure.
00:50:23Oh, he's sure.
00:50:24And whoever gets your body,
00:50:27only Kath gets your heart.
00:50:31Right?
00:50:32Exactly.
00:50:35Don't forget to film it, will you, mate?
00:50:37Have fun.
00:50:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:50:42We will.
00:50:47Yeah, baby. Yeah.
00:50:48This is what I wanted. Yeah.
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Oh, I'm so happy.
00:50:52That's new.
00:50:53Ahem.
00:50:54Oh.
00:50:55Ahem.
00:50:56Music.
00:50:57I like music whilst I'm...
00:51:01..sick.
00:51:02Something like that.
00:51:04I'd have gone with a better John Legend, but...
00:51:06Shh!
00:51:07Shh!
00:51:08Oh, poppers.
00:51:09Been a while.
00:51:10Sure.
00:51:11I'm not a popper.
00:51:12I'm a popper.
00:51:13I'm a popper.
00:51:14I'm a popper.
00:51:15I'm a popper.
00:51:16I'm a popper.
00:51:17I'm a popper.
00:51:18I'm a popper.
00:51:20I'm a popper.
00:51:21I'm a popper.
00:51:23Ah!
00:51:24Ah!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:30I trust you.
00:51:31See you the goods.
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34Yeah, I've been a bad boy.
00:51:36I know.
00:51:37I know.
00:51:38I know.
00:51:39I know.
00:51:40I know.
00:51:41I know.
00:51:42I know.
00:51:43I know.
00:51:44I know.
00:51:45I know.
00:51:46I know.
00:51:47Ah, massage oil.
00:51:48I know.
00:51:50Here we go.
00:51:51Lie still.
00:51:53It'll feel better.
00:51:56What smell did you get?
00:51:57Rancid badger?
00:52:00Should have got aloe vera.
00:52:01And not talking wouldn't hurt.
00:52:10A bit on the left.
00:52:21OK, just so you know, this is about as kinky as I want it.
00:52:27What's this?
00:52:29This isn't my house, Phil.
00:52:32Read the bloody email.
00:52:42Ow!
00:52:43Ow!
00:52:44I said no pain, Phil!
00:52:45Ow!
00:52:46Ow!
00:52:47Ow!
00:52:48Ow!
00:52:49Ow!
00:52:51Why?
00:52:52Oh, banana, mango, where'd the bloody safe room go?
00:52:57Hey, this isn't funny, you crazy cat.
00:52:59Oh, oh, fire.
00:53:00Oh, fire.
00:53:01Oh, fire.
00:53:02Oh, fire.
00:53:03Oh, fire.
00:53:04Oh, fire.
00:53:05Oh, fire.
00:53:06Oh, fire.
00:53:07Oh, fire.
00:53:08Oh, fire.
00:53:09Oh, fire.
00:53:10Oh, fire.
00:53:11Oh, fire.
00:53:12That's not sexy!
00:53:15That's just mental!
00:53:21Hello?
00:53:22Help!
00:53:42This isn't funny, you know!
00:53:50Help!
00:54:01Hello?
00:54:02Help!
00:54:05Hello?
00:54:06Please let me in.
00:54:07Please, please.
00:54:11Help!
00:54:12Help!
00:54:14Room service!
00:54:20Help!
00:54:37Hello?
00:54:39Anybody?
00:54:51Please, you've got to help me.
00:54:53There's a pack of mad bastards.
00:54:54What? I'm sorry, sir?
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56In fancy dress.
00:54:57Chasing me.
00:54:58Right.
00:54:59Good God.
00:55:00Well, we should call the police immediately.
00:55:02You should, love.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:04We need to get you somewhere safe first.
00:55:06Are you here alone?
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:13Sir?
00:55:14Oh.
00:55:15Oh!
00:55:16Oh!
00:55:17Oh!
00:55:18Oh!
00:55:19Oh!
00:55:23Open up, you witchy pricks!
00:55:26Kat?
00:55:27Kat?
00:55:28Kat?
00:55:34Don't worry, babe, I'm here!
00:55:40About time, too.
00:55:46It's nearly midnight, you know.
00:55:49What?
00:55:51Apologies, my celebrant.
00:56:20TROOPER
00:56:22A I O D
00:56:46The sacrament?
00:56:47Blast.
00:56:49The sigil?
00:56:51Branded.
00:56:52And a supplicant?
00:56:54Bound.
00:56:55Lovely.
00:56:57Right then.
00:56:58Enumerate the offering, please, Lou.
00:57:01A finger.
00:57:04Finger.
00:57:05And a hand raised in violence.
00:57:10An eye.
00:57:12Eye.
00:57:14To sort out the profane.
00:57:17And a tongue.
00:57:20Tongue.
00:57:21I never once spoke truth.
00:57:27And I'm not a fucking irrit.
00:57:37To you, Stephen Keith Collins.
00:57:41The unworthy.
00:57:43Hereby give penance.
00:57:46Will you ever again betray your solemn vow through the craven weakness of your flesh?
00:57:56And do you wholly, truly, and forevermore pledge to me alone your heart?
00:58:11Is the right answer.
00:58:17That's a good joke, too.
00:58:19Because we sort of started without you.
00:58:37Happy anniversary.
00:58:42What the hell was that?
00:58:46It's a life lesson, Mark.
00:58:48Well, he didn't learn anything, did he? Because he's dead.
00:58:52Well, the lesson wasn't for him.
00:58:58Be appreciative of what you have in this life.
00:59:01Exactly.
00:59:03So if you have a good life, you won't have a horrible death?
00:59:06Oh, no.
00:59:09You do.
00:59:12Good and bad doesn't come into it.
00:59:18What's gonna happen, it happens.
00:59:24Well, I will always be appreciative of what I have.
00:59:27Yeah, exactly, or you're gonna get steam.
00:59:30That's messed up.
00:59:31I loved it, Donna. You've got a wicked mind.
00:59:37There's one more to go.
00:59:41Do I have to?
00:59:43Mm-hm.
00:59:45So have the best till last.
00:59:47Fine, give it to you.
00:59:56This better not be a chapter from one of the books you're writing.
01:00:00No interruptions, OK?
01:00:06OK.
01:00:09Faint sound of Hollywood trailers can be heard.
01:00:15Come on, you must have an opinion.
01:00:18I do, but I'm just not getting involved in that bullshit conversation, sorry.
01:00:22Come on, mate, you must have one.
01:00:24Rather can't.
01:00:26No, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:00:28You can't have a sequel that's based on a TV series.
01:00:31Who said that? Who? Everyone.
01:00:34Everybody knows the rules.
01:00:36OK, well, that's just bollocks, then, isn't it, mate?
01:00:39Sorry, no.
01:00:52Sorry for your wait.
01:00:55No worries, sir.
01:00:59Could we get one sweet popcorn?
01:01:02One salted for this weirdo.
01:01:06Three Cokes.
01:01:08I'm sorry, I'm going to have to call my supervisor.
01:01:10No worries.
01:01:12Mr Robinson, it's happened again.
01:01:22What have I told you about overusing the radio?
01:01:26It's happened again. The screen's crashed.
01:01:29It's not crashed, you just didn't use it properly.
01:01:32That's a completely different problem, isn't it?
01:01:35I'm sorry...
01:01:39I'm sorry for the unnecessary delay.
01:01:57Jesus Christ, this place is just abundant with fun, isn't it?
01:02:00Do you even understand how to alter the...
01:02:03I'm sorry.
01:02:10Oh, God.
01:02:12Beat the crowds.
01:02:14Whose idea was it to see a premier film at midnight showing?
01:02:18It's like a fucking morgue in here.
01:02:21I'm trying to avoid the spoilers, aren't I?
01:02:24So, how come Matt Damon's in the trailer?
01:02:27Didn't he fall off a building in the first one?
01:02:29I thought it was like a flashback, wasn't it?
01:02:31Could be a ghost.
01:02:33Twin brother.
01:02:35Sorry, what, mate?
01:02:37You're incessant talking.
01:02:40Ruining the film.
01:02:42Mate, the film, it's an advert for washing up powder.
01:02:46Do you mind?
01:02:48Just keeping your voices to a respectable level.
01:02:50Fucking twat.
01:02:52I'm a...
01:02:54I'm sorry.
01:02:57I'm going to go for a piss before we get in more trouble.
01:03:02I'm not going.
01:03:04I said I'm sorry.
01:03:05Don't expect to hold your hand your entire shift.
01:03:07But...
01:03:08I don't want to hear it.
01:03:10You're fired.
01:03:16Yep.
01:03:18Yeah, we've run out of 3D glasses.
01:03:21Yeah, well, tell them to close one eye.
01:03:26What are you still doing here?
01:03:28I thought I asked you to...
01:03:31Why are you wearing that?
01:03:47Gareth.
01:03:49That's my best phone.
01:03:51Ben.
01:04:02Ben!
01:04:14No, Gareth.
01:04:16Please, you can have your job back.
01:04:18You can have a new job.
01:04:20Gareth.
01:04:22Please.
01:04:28No.
01:04:30Please.
01:04:35Shit.
01:05:00Shit.
01:05:12Quick.
01:05:14Guys, get your coats. We need to go. Come on, quick.
01:05:16Quick. We need to go. Come on.
01:05:18Look, he's dead.
01:05:19What?
01:05:20We fucking killed him. He's dead.
01:05:21Hold on. I thought you said you hadn't seen the film yet.
01:05:23Shh.
01:05:24Oh, my God. If he does that again...
01:05:26So my Damon does it.
01:05:28We need to get him, all right?
01:05:34Are you fucking kidding me?
01:05:36This is outrageous.
01:05:40Excuse me. Excuse me. Stop. Stop there.
01:05:43Please, please, just stop there. Just wait.
01:05:45Well, kindly step out of my way.
01:05:47Look, just move.
01:05:48Just fucking listen.
01:05:52I'm sorry.
01:05:54The, um...
01:05:56From before, yeah?
01:05:58He's just killed the manager.
01:06:03Yeah, the fire exit.
01:06:05Quickly. Why aren't you moving? Quick. Come on.
01:06:09Fuck.
01:06:11Fuck!
01:06:13Fuck, he must have blocked it or locked it or something.
01:06:15You know what the hell's wrong with you lot?
01:06:17If you go out there, you're gonna die, all right?
01:06:20OK. All right. OK.
01:06:22I see what's fucking going on here.
01:06:24This is a shit joke, isn't it?
01:06:26I mean, what?
01:06:28How and why would I have turned off this film?
01:06:32And why the fuck would I joke about someone being brutally fucking murdered?
01:06:35That's not in the slightest bit funny, is it, Matthew?
01:06:38No, it's not.
01:06:40What this is, is a disgrace!
01:06:42No, wait, please, don't go out!
01:06:44Now you've got him, done it.
01:06:46Come on! We need to stop him.
01:06:48All right, OK, we'd better stop him.
01:06:50Just in case he flames us and fucks us.
01:06:52Give him the killer, you prick! Come on!
01:06:54All right, all right.
01:07:01Oh, yeah, you. Excuse me.
01:07:05I'd like to make a formal complaint, please, and request a full leave.
01:07:09Now, I don't know if you care about the value of your customer experience,
01:07:12but it's bloody bedlam in there.
01:07:14What's with the...
01:07:16It's been early following, isn't it?
01:07:18There he goes.
01:07:20You know what he's going to complain about, don't you, like...
01:07:22Oh, they were speaking from my favourite porn, there's a regional advert.
01:07:25It was based on me and that dick crippled.
01:07:28Not only is the screen blank, there's a game you...
01:07:51Oh!
01:07:57Oh!
01:07:59Holy shit!
01:08:04Fucking shit, Jesus Christ!
01:08:06Did you just see what he did to that guy?
01:08:08No, do you believe me? We have to get out!
01:08:10All right, we need to keep our voices down.
01:08:12We can't just go walking out there, can we?
01:08:14You've got to call out for someone.
01:08:16I remember a concrete ceiling in a soundproof room, so...
01:08:18So what do we do?
01:08:20What do we do, what do we do?
01:08:22I don't know.
01:08:24I've seen enough of these bloody films to know what happens.
01:08:26Fucking hate, horrors as well.
01:08:28We all rush him.
01:08:30Three versus one, he won't stand a chance.
01:08:32All right, and when was the last time you had a fight?
01:08:34Mum had love.
01:08:36The last time you had a fight, you was eight years old
01:08:38and it was on the playground against Sarah with the eyebrows.
01:08:40And she beat you to a pulp.
01:08:42She's not too bad now.
01:08:44I mean, I've been out on a date with her once.
01:08:46Not the time, mate.
01:08:48Sorry.
01:08:50It can't be that strong.
01:08:52Do you want to test that theory, do you?
01:08:54We can't just wait here.
01:08:56OK, OK.
01:08:58We'll sneak out to the foyer.
01:09:00Just hear me out.
01:09:02We sneak out there together.
01:09:04We get just enough signal to phone the police.
01:09:06We tell them what happened and then we just...
01:09:08We'll hide and wait for them to come.
01:09:10OK, so, yeah, go out to the foyer, the fucking kill zone.
01:09:12Is that your idea?
01:09:14I'll wait for the Prometheus Man to arrive.
01:09:26I'll just keep it there.
01:09:40Think of the lights on, anyway.
01:09:44I need to show you something.
01:09:50He's got the power.
01:10:14Wait.
01:10:28Which way now?
01:10:40Run!
01:10:44Run!
01:11:14Run!
01:11:44Run!
01:11:46Run!
01:11:50Shall we crack on?
01:11:58Excuse me.
01:12:02You don't have to do this.
01:12:04We can figure something out.
01:12:14We can figure something out.
01:12:34We did it!
01:12:36We did it!
01:12:42How is it, Dick?
01:13:06Dick?
01:13:28It's us.
01:13:36It's us.
01:14:02Stop!
01:14:06Stop!
01:14:36Come on.
01:14:58You're in the wrong room.
01:15:00What?
01:15:02Yours is the little stick figure.
01:15:04Did I press on, or was that too confusing for you?
01:15:06No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm trying to hide.
01:15:08In the women's toilets?
01:15:10Well, that's a perfectly normal opening gambit, isn't it?
01:15:12Pervert!
01:15:14What?
01:15:16No, I'm not a pervert.
01:15:18Says the sweaty man, standing in the women's toilets,
01:15:20holding it right...
01:15:22Pervert.
01:15:24Can you stop saying that, please?
01:15:26Everyone, listen, the tall guy that works here,
01:15:28do you know him?
01:15:30Gareth, yeah. Obviously, yeah, cos I fucking work here.
01:15:32He's a genius.
01:15:34And if you don't get out, I'm calling on him.
01:15:36He is out there, and he is killing people.
01:15:38He's mashed some bloke's head in.
01:15:40Right, so...
01:15:42This is what gets you off, yeah?
01:15:44Just chatting shit to strangers.
01:15:46Oh, my God.
01:15:48Everyone's gone mad. Look, just watch this.
01:15:50If this is a penis, I swear to God...
01:15:52Listen, we need to stick together
01:15:54if we're going to get out of this alive.
01:15:56Well, I'm not going on a date with you afterwards,
01:15:58if that's what you're thinking.
01:16:00Jesus Christ.
01:16:02That's my manager.
01:16:04Look, he's dead.
01:16:06Hide!
01:16:22Go on, have a look.
01:16:52Oh, fuck.
01:16:58OK.
01:17:00You got me.
01:17:02Erm...
01:17:04Let's just...
01:17:06talk about it, yeah?
01:17:08You don't have to do this.
01:17:12You hate your job.
01:17:14I mean, I get that.
01:17:16You're just angry.
01:17:18Let's just...
01:17:20Let me go.
01:17:22I don't want to say anything
01:17:24to anyone.
01:17:30I don't have to use this!
01:17:32Hey, asshole!
01:17:50Fuck.
01:18:20Run!
01:18:22Bastard!
01:18:24Oi!
01:18:28Run!
01:18:30Run!
01:18:40Just fucking run!
01:18:42Run!
01:18:48I've got the keys!
01:18:50Hurry up!
01:18:54Which key is it?
01:18:56How many of you bloody were here?
01:18:58We only started on Saturday.
01:19:00For fuck's sake.
01:19:02Why are there so many keys?
01:19:04Who needs this many keys?
01:19:08Yes?
01:19:10Come on, man!
01:19:12Hurry up!
01:19:14That's enough.
01:19:16Go, go, go!
01:19:22Get your hat.
01:19:32Shot in the head.
01:19:34Oh, shit.
01:19:36Taken out by the poo-poo.
01:19:40You fed them well.
01:19:44Who?
01:19:46Oh, the ghosts.
01:19:52Well, aren't you going to tell a story?
01:19:56I wouldn't dare.
01:20:02Well, good night.
01:20:04And good luck.
01:20:10Farewell.
01:20:14Farewell.
01:20:16Good luck with what?
01:20:18Staying alive, maybe?
01:20:32Aren't we supposed to be going hiking about Fruit Loop tomorrow?
01:20:40I don't know.
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:20Oi, you lot.
01:21:24Hey.
01:21:26Huh?
01:21:28It's gone.
01:21:30What?
01:21:36That guy is gone.
01:21:38He's a defenseless animal.
01:21:40Nah, it's tense. Go on.
01:21:44We were up to left in the middle of the night.
01:21:54Well, that was a waste of money.
01:21:58Maybe it's part of the experience.
01:22:02They want to check your wallet.
01:22:08My phone?
01:22:10I swear I have my phone on me.
01:22:18My phone's gone.
01:22:20What?
01:22:22He's robbed us.
01:22:24It'll be in your sleeping bag.
01:22:26It's not checked.
01:22:30Wait.
01:22:32Wait.
01:22:44He's taken my dad's watch.
01:22:46My fucking phone.
01:22:48Your wallet's gone.
01:22:50Your notebook.
01:22:52It was in my pocket.
01:22:54Why would you take your shitty notebook and my £1,000 phone?
01:22:56That makes no sense.
01:22:58I'm going to kill him.
01:23:00He's a creep.
01:23:02Can we complain about him on TripAdvisor or something?
01:23:04TripAdvisor?
01:23:06He's not even got insurance.
01:23:08How much?
01:23:10£4,000.
01:23:12What?
01:23:30Mum?
01:23:52Mum?
01:24:00Mum?
01:24:02I'm home.
01:24:30Mum?
01:25:00Mum?
01:25:12So who's brave enough to speak with your dad?
01:25:18I'll go first.
01:25:30Mum?
01:25:42There was once a young woman.
01:25:44She was a talented novelist.
01:25:46She lived to write,
01:25:48to create.
01:25:50She was working in a studio
01:25:52in a house
01:25:54she lived in with her mum.
01:25:57She was young
01:25:59but already worked for one of the biggest publishers
01:26:01in London.
01:26:05She had just finished the final chapter
01:26:07of her book when BAM!
01:26:09The bird hits the window.
01:26:22Trust me.
01:26:24They are listening.
01:26:54They are listening.
01:27:24They are listening.
01:27:54Trust me.
01:27:56They are listening.
01:28:24Trust me.
01:28:26Trust me.
01:28:28Trust me.
01:28:30Trust me.
01:28:32Trust me.
01:28:34Trust me.
01:28:36Trust me.
01:28:38Trust me.
01:28:40Trust me.
01:28:42Trust me.
01:28:44Trust me.
01:28:46Trust me.
01:28:48Trust me.
01:28:50Trust me.