Sexy Hot Romantic Scene - Joël le gros porc - Selon Thomas - CANAL+
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00:00Thank you for being cool guys.
00:08Hello!
00:09Justine,
00:12welcome.
00:13Thank you, Sir.
00:14No, no, no!
00:15We don't protocol here!
00:16Call me Joël, come on!
00:17tendu à la!
00:24Set up, you're at home!
00:26Wait, fuck!
00:27Why don't you piss off?
00:29Huh?
00:30Don't worry about it.
00:31So, do you want anything?
00:34I've got coca, water, ginger rum...
00:38No, just a glass of water.
00:39A glass of water. You're nice.
00:41I like it.
00:43I'll have a little ginger. You don't mind, do you?
00:45Come on, a little ginger. I like it a lot.
00:48Justine.
00:52Yes.
00:55I saw your video.
00:57Yes, I saw your video. Three million views.
01:00That's really strong.
01:02I don't want to take a long time, Justine.
01:04I'm going to sign an exclusive contract with XXX International.
01:10Don't thank me, Justine.
01:12Thank God for giving you all these qualities.
01:27I'm going to sign an exclusive contract with XXX International.
01:32Do you mind if I take off my shoes, Justine?
01:34No, not at all.
01:36That's good.
01:41You know, Justine, I'm going to tell you...
01:45You have incredible potential.
01:47No, really. I'm telling you.
01:49You have incredible potential.
01:51For me, you're the future Beyoncé.
01:53Really?
01:55Yes, it's unprofessional for you to say that.
01:57Well, actually, I'm very influenced
02:00by singers, a bit of a guitarist, like Tracy Chapman.
02:05And I mainly sing in French.
02:08So, for my global potential, I don't know if...
02:11No, no, no, but I'm going to tell you, Justine, you're humble.
02:15And that's all to your credit, really.
02:17Because I've been working in this business for over 10 years.
02:20Lara Fabian, Celine Dion, Brigitte Fossé.
02:23They were like you at the beginning.
02:25All reserved, a bunch of women like that, all shy.
02:28But when it went global, they were up to the task.
02:30And that's what I expect from you.
02:31I expect you to give your all,
02:33to give your all in this new challenge.
02:35And you can do it, because I'm going to tell you something, Justine.
02:38Do you remember Prince?
02:39No, but it's...
02:42It's the first time I've been told that, it's crazy.
02:43No, no, but I can understand.
02:46But I'm the first to destabilize, it's not like you.
02:49Yes, it's not like you. I'm destabilized.
02:51I assure you that when I hear you,
02:53you can sing a little bit of La Pouvoir, if you want.
02:58I miss you, my love
03:02I miss you, my love
03:06What if we went on a trip?
03:09No, excuse me, stop it, because...
03:12Prince, it's...
03:14It's my friend.
03:19Do you mind if I take off my shirt?
03:22No, but I don't know how to do it.
03:24We're going to do great things together, I'm sure of it.
03:37I told you, Justine,
03:39there's a little hiccup in your project.
03:41I really listened to your musical productions,
03:43they're shit.
03:45Your quality is your voice.
03:48So you need something that's as good as your voice.
03:50Do you understand what I'm saying?
03:52You don't understand, you don't understand.
03:53I want you to understand, I want you to understand.
03:56So I want the best for you.
03:59So don't worry, I anticipated the problem.
04:01Don't worry at all.
04:03I have my little idea.
04:05I... Wait.
04:06I have a friend who...
04:10Hello?
04:11Pharrell, Pharrell Williams.
04:13The leader of the nerd group.
04:16The author of Happy.
04:17Yes, OK, I'll call you back.
04:20I'll call you back, Pharrell Williams.
04:23OK? Kiss.
04:25Kiss, Pharrell. Kiss, kiss.
04:27He's already met Pharrell. He always makes me laugh.
04:31He's crazy, this guy. He's crazy, I assure you.
04:34He's my brother from another mother. I love him, I love him.
04:41Does it bother you if I take off my pants?
04:45OK.
04:47We're going to do great things together, Justine.
05:03Justine, I was thinking,
05:05do you have a problem with Christian Dior?
05:08No, it's my favorite brand.
05:11OK.
05:13It's good to know now,
05:14because I can anticipate...
05:16Because I was thinking about something.
05:19Is he looking for a new manager at Dior?
05:21No, I didn't know.
05:23You didn't know? Because Mayon Cotillard totally blew up.
05:26Since she did Batman, madam, it's very complicated with her.
05:30And Rihanna, at the moment, it's nonsense.
05:32But I don't talk to her anymore. It's between us, you don't say it,
05:35but I'm very angry with her. She gave me a dirty blow.
05:38I'm going to tell you, Justine, in life I have principles.
05:42I'm a loyal person. I don't like gossips.
05:45If you drive with me, we can talk, we can have high debates.
05:48It doesn't matter, she's the girl.
05:53Does it bother you to accompany me to the bathroom?
05:56If you want...
05:57Yes, yes, it's OK, we'll go.
06:00Follow me quietly.
06:02What are we, three people in this kind of apartment?
06:05Follow me, Justine.
06:07Yes.
06:10I want to make a star out of you, Justine.
06:13Come closer, don't be afraid.
06:16I haven't made such a discovery since Michel Sartre.
06:19You're a real bomb.
06:21It's going to explode in all directions.
06:23Splash, plouf, plich.
06:25Tell me, does it bother you to put a little cream on my back?
06:28With the plane, it totally dried my skin, it's horrible.
06:32If you want...
06:33A little bit I want.
06:36Cockroach.
06:40Come on, let's stop this nonsense.
06:42Let's go straight to the point.
06:44What do you think of that?
06:45You're hot.
06:46Yes, I'm hot like a fish.
06:48Go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:50What?
06:51Police, police.
06:56Mr. Joel, what do you have to say about this?
06:58It's all a lie.
07:00Justine, I don't know her.
07:02She came to...
07:03Wait, let me explain.
07:04I believe in the justice of this country, for God's sake.
07:07Wait, wait, I want...
07:09My lawyer, my lawyer.
07:11Listen to all this, it's all a lie.
07:13Shut up, mom.
07:14You're going to break a coconut.
07:16Shit, why did you hit me?