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00:00Oh, God, I thought that was a person.
00:01Previously on My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
00:04Let's get started.
00:05So I took my friend's advice,
00:07and I actually found a matchmaker.
00:09Homework-wise, send me over the best photos
00:12that you've had taken of yourself over the last year.
00:15I've actually lost 100 pounds from my heaviest weight,
00:18so I don't know if I have a lot of really good ones
00:21that really look like me now.
00:23Oh!
00:25Oh, my God!
00:26Sweet baby, hey!
00:29Jamie and Heath are getting married
00:30in a couple months in Mississippi,
00:32and, of course, the whole family is gonna be there
00:34with bells on, and I'm just thrilled.
00:37So I'm about to turn 40, and I decided
00:39I wanna do a big trip.
00:40We're all gonna go to Spain.
00:41Oh!
00:42Spain, of course, is the birthplace of flamenco.
00:44The inspiration for my 40th birthday trip is flamenco.
00:49I realized I'd never taken a class like that,
00:52and that was it for me.
00:53If that's where my man is, I'll be there.
00:55♪♪
01:05♪♪
01:15♪♪
01:23I'm scared about this.
01:25I haven't been in a dance class period in five years
01:27and neither have you that I know of.
01:28Well, I'm looking forward to this
01:29because it's not partner dancing.
01:30Like, you know.
01:31Correct, you don't have to touch each other.
01:33We have not been here in 20 years.
01:36Oh!
01:37Is it gonna smell the same?
01:39I am dragging Todd to a flamenco dance class
01:42down at the Culture Arts Center,
01:43and this is significant for a couple reasons.
01:47Look, I just got chills.
01:48It's exactly the same.
01:50Todd and I met in this literal building.
01:53This is where I met.
01:55This is where we rehearsed for shows that we performed
01:58that Buddy used to, like, work backstage for.
02:01It's just a time capsule of my life,
02:05and here I am now, almost 40,
02:08with just what feels like a lifetime of experiences,
02:12and I didn't know that the Culture Arts Center
02:15was gonna remain such a constant in my life,
02:17but I'm glad that it has.
02:20Is it your first time to dance flamenco?
02:21Yes.
02:22I'm gonna be honest with you.
02:23The only thing I think I know about flamenco is this.
02:25That's it.
02:26Okay.
02:27That's, like, literally...
02:28It's good.
02:28Okay.
02:29I don't wear heels, so I am not even in...
02:31I heard y'all when I came in.
02:32I was like, oh, no.
02:34Flamenco is a dance original to Spain.
02:38I have a different style.
02:41Today I make a slow one to more sexy and sensual.
02:44Gracias.
02:45Perfect.
02:47I wanna go into my 40th year
02:50believing that 40 is the new 30.
02:53The first move is the elbow.
02:55Yes.
02:56You make a circle like a ballet,
02:59and go down, complete.
03:01My heart is set on going to Spain,
03:03and I would love to bring all of my friends.
03:06We haven't really had a lot of time together,
03:09like, especially since I found my new family.
03:11I've been wrapped up in that for the last year almost,
03:14and so I think it would feel rejuvenating, invigorating.
03:18I mean, something about the Spanish culture,
03:21the food, the dancing, the siestas,
03:24the men.
03:26Ready, go.
03:27One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
03:34Good.
03:38Literally every time I start moving,
03:41I start smiling, I can't help it, I feel so good.
03:44It's like the simplest thing.
03:45I'm just like doing this, and I'm like, oh, yeah.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:49One, two, three, and four, five, six, seven, eight.
03:55When I sit alone up at night,
03:57and I think, like, how can I quell this midlife crisis?
03:59Like, what kind of hobbies can I engage in?
04:01What can I do that can make me happy?
04:05You could dance.
04:06You could just dance.
04:07You could start there.
04:08♪♪♪
04:18Open.
04:20Buck.
04:21I have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised,
04:23because not only do I think that I can handle
04:25this level of flamenco, but I feel like sex.
04:30I mean, it's the type of time
04:32I'm looking at myself in the mirror,
04:34and I'm like, I wish some dude that I had a crush on
04:36was watching me right now, because...
04:39Two, three.
04:40If you weren't interested before I walked in the class,
04:43you would be interested now.
04:45Three, and four.
04:47E, one, two.
04:49This flamenco dance class is the best thing
04:51I could have ever planned for myself,
04:52and if I had any doubts about going to Spain,
04:55I don't have any now.
04:59Say ole!
05:00Ole!
05:01Ole!
05:02Ole!
05:03Bravo!
05:04Oh, yeah!
05:05Oh, yeah!
05:06Oh, yeah!
05:07How do you feel?
05:08I feel good.
05:09You feel good?
05:10Tired.
05:11Sweaty.
05:12I feel like the style is washing over us.
05:14Yes.
05:15We need to just absorb it.
05:16Right.
05:17So, I was like, let me go check out a flamenco class,
05:19but, like, I mean, you've got tons of clubs,
05:21like, flamenco clubs there, right?
05:22Yes, you have class everywhere.
05:24Perfect.
05:25Okay.
05:26Wonderful.
05:27Gracias, gracias.
05:29Bye, y'all.
05:30Bye.
05:31Bye, guys.
05:32Bye, guys.
05:33Bye.
05:34Oh, my God, my feet really hurt.
05:35I love watching us.
05:36You were good.
05:37You are.
05:38You are.
05:39You are.
05:40You serve.
05:41I do.
05:42But we do complement each other very well, I feel.
05:44As long as you stand right here,
05:46and I am just off your left shoulder to the back.
05:49There'll never be another pair like us?
05:53Oh, my God, I've got that photo shoot coming up
05:55for The Matchmaker.
05:56This is what's supposed to get me a man.
05:58I'm building up my portfolio.
05:59Wait, these are for your ads?
06:00This is for The Matchmaker.
06:02I'm building up my portfolio.
06:03Oh, she has, like, a dossier of you.
06:05Correct.
06:06But I got to make it to the wedding first.
06:08You're going by yourself?
06:09Yeah, but I'm saying,
06:10but at this point, if I were to have a date,
06:11they would be a stranger.
06:13I'm not going to a wedding with a plus-one
06:14with a first date.
06:15You know what I mean?
06:16I'm not doing that.
06:17That's weird.
06:18My niece Jamie's wedding is this weekend,
06:19and I'm going to have a good time regardless.
06:21And honestly, at this point, if I had a date,
06:23I think it would take away from my enjoyment of the wedding
06:26because it would be with someone that I don't know very well.
06:29Lord, though, if Kenny comes.
06:33If Kenny ever tries to talk to me again
06:35about the facts of the situation...
06:37I don't understand.
06:38I have not spoken to Kenny about this
06:40since, like, the day after it happened,
06:42and he keeps texting.
06:43He's still...
06:44Okay, last text.
06:45I have been messed up for three days.
06:48So stressed about life.
06:49All capitals.
06:50Changes at work.
06:51All capitals.
06:52Et cetera.
06:53Lately, I've been messed up every day before I met you
06:55because I have to know someone
06:56before I can treat them with true affection.
06:58I didn't mean to say that.
06:59I wanted to let you know sooner,
07:00but people have sexual preferences.
07:02Nothing but love for your entire family.
07:04And yes, you as well.
07:05We are similar creatures in many ways.
07:06Big-hearted, sweet, thoughtful.
07:07I'm a little smarter than you.
07:08Wink, JK.
07:10And then, how about a spelling contest?
07:12Scared to lose?
07:13Huh?
07:14What?
07:15First of all, how can you even have that?
07:18I just don't see any reason to engage
07:20with him about this anymore.
07:22If I see him at the wedding,
07:24I'm gonna be stressed.
07:25And if I don't see him,
07:27I'll be relieved.
07:29You really got him torn up
07:30for somebody who rejected you.
07:34Right, I need to remind Kenny,
07:35you rejected me.
07:36Right, you have to console him
07:39for his rejection of you.
07:40It's like you were mean to me
07:41and now I gotta console you.
07:43He thought, it'll be alright.
07:44Explain to me how it works.
07:45We'll get through this.
07:46I'm not an option for you down there.
07:48Oh, my stomach hurts.
08:01Well, this will go with any outfit.
08:05Oh my God.
08:06This dog has better accessories
08:09than I do.
08:10You know some days you just like,
08:11you wake up and you feel pretty
08:12and then some days you just don't.
08:14I hope today's a pretty day.
08:15Totally.
08:16I'm not sure yet.
08:18Today I'm having a photo shoot
08:20to hopefully get some
08:22photos that Alessandra, the matchmaker,
08:24can use in my portfolio
08:26that she like presents to men.
08:28Ghost, don't fight me on this.
08:30She won't.
08:31Jessica is here as kind of my,
08:33I don't know, creative director.
08:35She's like so invested in my dating journey,
08:38but I'm glad she is
08:39because I need the support
08:41and the encouragement.
08:42Y'all, we're coming.
08:44I feel like there is a whole lot
08:46riding on this photo shoot.
08:48So my vibe for this,
08:50I'm trying to think of what
08:51really represents me.
08:52I'm fantasizing romantic vibes,
08:56me and Goosey sharing meats and cheeses.
09:00This could be you.
09:02Exactly.
09:04So that's what I got for the first.
09:05What do you think?
09:06I absolutely love it.
09:08Okay, perfect.
09:09All right.
09:10Come here, girl.
09:11Yes.
09:12Come here.
09:13Do you want to bring her
09:14like over here for me?
09:16Okay.
09:17Can you sit?
09:18Good girl.
09:19Such a baby.
09:21That's cute.
09:23She's just too much.
09:26Oh, and her hair's blowing in the wind.
09:28Oh, it's fabulous.
09:30Yes.
09:33Good girl.
09:35She hates it so much.
09:38Look at that profile.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42She's killing it.
09:43She's like her mommy.
09:45Yes.
09:46Good.
09:47Oh, that's beautiful.
09:48I love it.
09:50All right.
09:51Come on, queen.
09:52We got some more photos to take.
09:53I'm not going to lie.
09:54I was feeling pretty insecure
09:56before we started,
09:57but now I feel better.
09:59So I am excited to play around
10:01with a couple other ideas.
10:03Now, question.
10:04Yes.
10:05Are we considering doing anything
10:07like a little sexy, maybe?
10:09Do you mean a sensible...
10:11Like a boudoir shoot.
10:13Maybe fully nude.
10:14Jessica!
10:16I'm just saying.
10:18I mean, while they're here.
10:22I am not a modest person.
10:25Okay, we got some props.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27But that was not what I thought
10:30I was going to be doing for this
10:32photo shoot.
10:33Maybe we should put some candles
10:34back here.
10:35Should we light said candles?
10:37I've never seen this side
10:38of Jessica before.
10:39She is like, take it off.
10:41All right.
10:42This is for your future mans,
10:44okay?
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46As much as Whitney is not
10:48a shy person,
10:49even the most confident person
10:50needs a little nudge
10:51every once in a while
10:52to really go for what they want.
10:54I know Whitney wanted this
10:55photo shoot to represent
10:56who she is,
10:57and what better way
10:58to show someone who you are
10:59than to show them all of you.
11:01That's perfect.
11:03All of that.
11:04There you go, Whit.
11:07More shoulder.
11:08Yep.
11:09There you go.
11:10Right there.
11:11She goes...
11:12It looks really good, Whitney.
11:13All that, yes.
11:14Yeah, that's the stuff
11:15right there, queen.
11:16What if we did, like,
11:17pulled it all the way down
11:18and did like this?
11:19Now these are heavy, so...
11:20So get it now while I'm
11:22holding them.
11:23Make your fingers look pretty.
11:25Make your fingers look pretty.
11:27Oh, look down again.
11:28I like the look down.
11:29Yep.
11:30How do you feel about
11:31removing the skirt?
11:32All right, get naked.
11:33How do you feel about...
11:35It doesn't take me a whole lot
11:37for me to just be off
11:38to the races, you know?
11:39I just need, like,
11:40one, yeah, girl,
11:41you look great,
11:42and then I'm like,
11:43cool, let's do it.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Look that way.
11:46It's not what I planned,
11:47but I think it's good.
11:50Keep moving your arms
11:51toward me.
11:52That's perfect.
11:53Give me little angles.
11:54Yes, yes.
11:55Oh, yes.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57Yes.
11:58Just grab your boobies
11:59for me.
12:00Sorry for on the boobies.
12:01Oh, yeah.
12:02That's perfect.
12:03You are genuinely stunning.
12:04Oh, my word.
12:05I mean...
12:06That's it.
12:07Whitney,
12:08look at your titty, girl.
12:09My titty?
12:10That one titty
12:11do sit right.
12:12That titty's titty, girl.
12:13That one titty
12:14sit really well.
12:15That titty's titty, yeah.
12:16Are you happy?
12:17Very.
12:18Yeah.
12:19I certainly was not planning
12:20on taking my clothes off,
12:21but honestly,
12:22it's kind of a fun,
12:23confidence boost
12:24that I needed,
12:25and it's definitely
12:26getting me out
12:27of my comfort zone.
12:28It's definitely
12:29getting me out
12:30of my comfort zone.
12:31It's definitely
12:33getting me into the vibe
12:34of, like,
12:35putting myself out there
12:36with men.
12:37And, of course,
12:38they're not gonna go
12:39in my portfolio,
12:40but I will have them
12:41in my back pocket
12:42for someone special.
12:43All right.
12:44Well, I gotta run,
12:45unfortunately.
12:46Of course you do now.
12:47I know.
12:48I got what I came for.
12:49Thanks for getting me
12:50out of my clothes,
12:51I guess.
12:52I'm wondering
12:53if, uh,
12:54Kenny's gonna be
12:55at this wedding.
12:56I think Jamie said
12:57she didn't actually
12:58send him an invitation,
12:59so...
13:00Kenny seems like
13:01the guy
13:03that would just
13:04show up.
13:05Is Kenny coming?
13:06I don't know.
13:07I figured
13:08you would know.
13:09I have to prepare myself
13:10for the inevitable,
13:11awkward apologies
13:12from him
13:13that are
13:14going to keep coming.
13:15Lord,
13:16****.
13:29Are we in Mississippi yet?
13:31We've been in Mississippi
13:32Oh.
13:33Yeah, we're...
13:34We flew in last night
13:35to Mobile, Alabama,
13:36and we had to drive
13:3740 minutes
13:38to Lusdale, Mississippi,
13:39where Jamie and he's
13:40wedding is.
13:41We are headed
13:42to the rehearsal dinner.
13:43The wedding is tomorrow,
13:44and I cannot wait.
13:45This is the first
13:46granddaughter
13:47getting married.
13:48She beat us
13:49to the altar.
13:52I hope I get a daughter
13:53that's gonna get married
13:54someday.
13:55Well,
13:56what you have is a son
13:57who's in a very
13:58serious relationship.
13:59So maybe you should
14:00start there.
14:02Because, Daddy,
14:03how it goes is
14:04first comes love,
14:05then comes marriage.
14:06And then comes
14:07the baby
14:08in the baby carriage.
14:09Well, we haven't talked
14:10about all that
14:11quite yet, so...
14:12Well, let's talk
14:13about it now, Karen.
14:14Let's not.
14:15There is a little bit
14:16of pressure
14:17from my family
14:18to get married
14:19and have kids,
14:20and it doesn't help
14:21that we're going
14:22to a wedding.
14:23I do love Karen,
14:24and I see us
14:25having a future together,
14:26but, you know,
14:27let's be in the moment.
14:32That's a loud blinker.
14:33I'm, like, tired.
14:34I didn't...
14:35I was trying to sleep
14:36on that plane,
14:37but, you know,
14:38I can never sleep
14:39on a plane.
14:40I'm ready to party.
14:41Oh, God, no, you are.
14:42Karen, have you ever
14:43been to Mississippi?
14:44Uh, no.
14:45I'm wondering
14:46if, uh, Kenny's
14:47gonna be at this wedding.
14:48I think Jamie said
14:49she didn't actually
14:50send him an invitation,
14:51so...
14:52Kenny seems like the guy
14:53that would just...
14:54the kind of guy
14:55that would just show up.
14:56Who is Kenny?
14:57Kenny is the love
14:58of Whitney's life.
14:59Shut up!
15:00This is news.
15:01This is Kenny.
15:02He came to Thanksgiving.
15:03We ended up kissing.
15:04You guys kissed?
15:05Then he said,
15:06let's go to the wedding
15:07together, blah, blah, blah.
15:08I said, okay, great.
15:09And he said to me,
15:10I'll take you
15:11on a real date.
15:12And I said, okay.
15:13And then he goes,
15:14I'll take you on one,
15:15but, you know,
15:16I only like thin women.
15:17And I said...
15:18What?
15:19Oh, well,
15:20no, Kenny,
15:21I didn't know that, see,
15:22because...
15:23Because we made out.
15:24Right.
15:25He keeps trying to salvage it,
15:26and then he says,
15:27I mean, Whitney,
15:28I mean, you're a pretty girl
15:29and all,
15:30Kenny, what?
15:31He's not, uh...
15:32I was like, Kenny...
15:33Oh, no.
15:34Oh, no, we don't like Kenny.
15:35Lock, delete, goodbye.
15:36And he's still,
15:37and then, like,
15:38two months later,
15:39he texts me again about it.
15:40I was like, Kenny,
15:41please let this go.
15:42I personally hope
15:43that I don't see Kenny.
15:44Let's go.
15:45Because he has been unable
15:46to stop, like,
15:47apologizing
15:48and going on and on
15:49over the fact
15:50that he, like,
15:51asked me out on a date
15:52and then told me
15:53he wasn't attracted
15:54to big women.
15:55So I just...
15:56I don't know.
15:57I don't know.
15:58I don't know.
15:59I just don't...
16:00Like, I don't need
16:01the apology.
16:02It's just, like,
16:03okay, that was weird.
16:04It's over.
16:05And, like,
16:06can we stop talking about it?
16:07The more Kenny talks,
16:08the worse it gets.
16:09Hey, girl.
16:10There's Whitney.
16:11How are y'all?
16:12Holy...
16:13Hey.
16:14How are you?
16:15What's up, man?
16:16Good to see you.
16:17Daddy.
16:18Ooh.
16:19Good to see you again.
16:20I know.
16:21Okay.
16:22Heads up, everybody.
16:23Heads up.
16:24Heads up.
16:25Heads up.
16:26Heads up.
16:27Heads up.
16:29Heads up.
16:30I got fireball in the car.
16:31Ooh.
16:32I got fireball right here.
16:33Oh, hell to the no.
16:34That's what I'm talking about.
16:35Hey.
16:36How are you?
16:37Getting greeted
16:38by my new extended family members
16:39never gets old.
16:41It is so nice.
16:42I always think of what Angie said,
16:44which is that
16:45you can never have
16:46too many people who love you.
16:48And it's true.
16:49How are you?
16:50I'm good.
16:51You smell nice.
16:52Do I?
16:53Yeah.
16:54That's my wedding cologne.
16:55You just got a fresh haircut?
16:56Mm-hmm.
16:57See, look at you.
16:58Is Kenny coming?
16:59No.
17:00Is Kenny coming?
17:01I don't know.
17:02Okay.
17:03I figured you would know.
17:04No, I don't know.
17:05No.
17:06I just want to know in advance
17:07because I have to prepare myself
17:08for the inevitable, awkward apologies
17:11from him that are going to keep coming.
17:14Cody!
17:15I'm about to get some.
17:16Go eat a oyster.
17:17A raw one.
17:18I can't.
17:19I don't like oysters.
17:20Me either.
17:21I just tried a...
17:22And they're big, too.
17:23No, I can't.
17:24I got, like, half of it down.
17:25Mm-mm.
17:26And the other half
17:27No, no, no.
17:28I can't do it.
17:29No, I can't do it.
17:30Hi!
17:31Oh, now let me look at you.
17:32Stop.
17:33Turn.
17:34Stop.
17:35You look so...
17:36Look, I just got chills.
17:37Oh, me, too,
17:38because you're talking about it.
17:39You look beautiful.
17:41Now, I do have to confess to you,
17:42I did not shave my legs, but...
17:43It's fine.
17:44Are we ready to rehearse?
17:45Yes.
17:46Lord, let me get a sweet tea.
17:47We're about to rehearse.
17:48Listen, is Kenny coming?
17:49I don't think so.
17:50Okay.
17:51Okay.
17:52Okay.
17:53Okay.
17:54Okay.
17:55Okay.
17:57I don't think so.
17:58Okay.
17:59I just wanted to know.
18:00All right, I'm gonna grab some tea.
18:01Okay.
18:02I feel like if Kenny doesn't show up tonight,
18:03then he also will not show up to the wedding,
18:05which is something that I can feel good about,
18:08because if I see him in the flesh,
18:11I'm gonna get stressed.
18:14Hey, everybody in the bridal party,
18:16bridesmaid or groomsmen up here,
18:19blues and grandparents, stay where you are,
18:22and parents, all we need is groomsmen
18:26and bridesmaids.
18:27Back in Switzerland,
18:28Jamie asked me to be a something blue for her wedding.
18:31It would mean the world to me if you were my something blue,
18:34wearing the color blue on our wedding day.
18:37You have to be a part of it, because you're my aunt.
18:39I'm in the wedding?
18:40Yes.
18:41Stop.
18:42I remember when she asked me, I was floored.
18:44Like, I had just met her,
18:45and I thought it was so thoughtful and wonderful
18:49to feel honored in that way as part of her family.
18:53I love it.
18:54I love my niece.
18:56I love being an aunt.
18:57And this stuff is just fun.
19:00So what do we do now?
19:01I don't know.
19:02Just drink?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Cheers.
19:05I'm drinking, too.
19:06I know.
19:07Everyone's so lovely.
19:09So y'all getting married and what?
19:11What?
19:12I don't know.
19:13Well, we're just enjoying hanging out.
19:16I mean, I like him.
19:17You like him?
19:18Let me go tell Hunter you said you like him.
19:21I love him.
19:22Yeah, that's what I thought.
19:23He's great.
19:25Yeah.
19:26He's really happy.
19:27Yeah, good.
19:28I want to make him really happy, so.
19:29Yeah, you do.
19:30Hey, Whitney, this is you.
19:31Oh.
19:32After my mom goes, you'll go.
19:34You need to be walking.
19:35No, I'm walking with Maddie.
19:37I understand that, but you are a parent.
19:39Cindy has already walked down the aisle, baby.
19:41I have heard from Angie many times
19:43that Jamie and I are very alike in a lot of ways.
19:46Go walk down the aisle.
19:47I'll see you soon.
19:48Particularly that she's a planner and a perfectionist.
19:50Go.
19:51It's fine.
19:52Y'all can just walk now.
19:53And, you know, would love to, you know,
19:55event plan and control every little detail and whatever.
19:57And I am definitely that way.
19:59I hope these chairs are going to support me.
20:01I think right now she seems pretty chill,
20:03but you never know.
20:04There's a lot of time to bridezilla overnight,
20:07so I'm not making any predictions
20:09until I see her tomorrow at the wedding.
20:15Oh, Lord.
20:16It's raining.
20:18What the heck?
20:19It's two months.
20:23Hold on.
20:24Where's Dad?
20:25Okay, yes, just go.
20:26Just go.
20:27Damn it, Dad.
20:28Jamie?
20:29She is cold.
20:30We are on a time crunch.
20:31Maddie, look.
20:32Y'all, stop telling her to look.
20:33She's not going to look.
20:34It's fine.
20:53Is he out there?
20:54No, we have him put away.
20:55Okay.
20:56It ain't in there.
20:57How do you think Jamie's been holding up today?
21:00I think she's doing good.
21:01She's very calm, very peaceful.
21:02She's not really even been stressed at all today.
21:04She's not been to bridezilla.
21:05Not yet.
21:06No.
21:07Today is not over.
21:08Today is not over.
21:09No, it's not.
21:10It's not over.
21:11Today is not over.
21:12Not yet.
21:13Not yet.
21:14Not yet.
21:15Not yet.
21:16Not yet.
21:17Not yet.
21:18Not yet.
21:19Not yet.
21:20Not yet.
21:21Not yet.
21:22Not over, that is correct, Brooke,
21:24because I could be.
21:25♪♪
21:34I'm gonna do something.
21:35Yeah.
21:38Yes.
21:39And then kind of move your robe around a little bit,
21:42so we got a little bit of movement.
21:44Yep, perfect.
21:45Okay, I got it.
21:47It is absolutely freezing on them.
21:49Oh, man.
21:50I should not have moved it inside.
21:54It'll be fine.
21:55It's gonna be a 15-minute ceremony.
21:56It'll be pretty in pictures.
21:57Right.
21:58That's what you're gonna remember.
21:59Yeah.
22:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:03I'm like, should I have moved it inside at this point?
22:06It's gonna be good.
22:07It's beautiful.
22:08All right, let's do a couple of you and your sister
22:10right over here.
22:11For Jamie's wedding, of course,
22:13you plan it a year ahead,
22:14so you have no earthly idea
22:15what the weather's gonna be a year from now,
22:19but on rehearsal, it was raining.
22:21So at least today, it's not raining.
22:24They shortened their vows, right?
22:26Yeah, it's not like they're...
22:29It's freezing cold and windy,
22:31which I know that's great for Whitney,
22:33but not for everybody else.
22:35We're cold.
22:37I woke up and my dress was two sizes too big.
22:39I don't know what happened.
22:41Had you tried it on before?
22:43Yes, and I tried it on the night before last night
22:45with the bra and everything,
22:46and I was like, oh, this is good.
22:47Put it on today,
22:48and it's falling off my whole body.
22:49So you lost that much weight, huh?
22:50In two days, I guess so.
22:52You know that?
22:53What?
22:54It's better than getting up and trying your dress on
22:57and you can't get in it.
22:58My dress is literally falling off my torso,
23:02and I have no idea why.
23:04It is not because I lost weight.
23:06I bought this dress, like, three weeks ago.
23:08I tried it on, and I was like, oh, it's perfect.
23:10Love it.
23:11And then I put it on today,
23:13and it is, like, leaving my body.
23:16I'm stepping all over my dress in the gravel.
23:18I don't think it can be saved.
23:20Okay.
23:21Oh, my God.
23:22Like, I need safety pins.
23:24I need something, because this is horrible.
23:27Look at you.
23:29We've clipped it.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:32It's falling off me.
23:33It literally feels like it's two sizes too big on the top.
23:36I tried this on the day before yesterday.
23:39I'm gonna have to drink.
23:40I'm gonna have to drink to handle it.
23:42Daddy, will you go get me a glass of wine?
23:46He's like, she never drinks.
23:48I don't know, but I need a solution,
23:50or else it's going to fall off of my person.
23:54Okay, good.
23:56Thank you, Daddy.
23:58Look, Daddy.
23:59I know.
24:00I saw it last night.
24:01Mommy girl.
24:02It's a nice frame.
24:05I took this picture.
24:08You took it?
24:09Yeah.
24:10Babs was pregnant with Whitney three months.
24:14Gosh, she's beautiful.
24:17Whoo!
24:20It's very thoughtful of Angie and the family
24:23to include Babs into this wedding,
24:26and I only wish Babs could be here to see it.
24:34Look.
24:35Look at that.
24:36Look.
24:37Look.
24:38Look, look.
24:41Get into your girl.
24:42Love you.
24:43Love you.
24:44Okay, I'm gonna go vlog for Jamie.
24:46See y'all later.
24:47Okay.
24:50Hey, friend.
24:51Hey.
24:52Are you ready?
24:53Are you excited?
24:54Are you excited?
24:55Okay, I'm gonna have you come over this way.
24:57You're gonna turn this way.
24:58To my right?
24:59Yep, to your right,
25:00and then you're gonna walk towards her,
25:02and then once you get over there,
25:03you can hug her or do whatever you want, okay?
25:04Okay.
25:05Oh.
25:06Sorry.
25:09Oh, my God, I'm dead.
25:14Baby.
25:16Oh, my gosh.
25:18Oh.
25:19You look so pretty.
25:22Y'all, look.
25:23I am dying over Jamie and Heath's, like,
25:25little photo shoot that is happening,
25:27and I'm doing my vlogging thing.
25:30You cold?
25:31Freezing.
25:32Oh, my gosh.
25:33Love it.
25:34Okay, let's give you your fur
25:35so you can get warmed back up.
25:39I gotta walk around you real quick.
25:40I'm, like, running my fat ass, like,
25:42with my little tripod, like...
25:45Oh, my God.
25:46You're in, you're in, but...
25:47Kisses, like...
25:48It's okay, I was getting her taking your pictures.
25:50But Jamie looks so amazing.
25:52This dress is amazing.
25:53The back of the dress,
25:54did you see the bow?
25:55It's incredible.
25:56Heath looks wonderful.
25:58Like, I'm so into it.
26:00I think this wedding is going to be perfect.
26:03Whitney, I think we need to move.
26:05Oh, all righty.
26:07Okay, all friends,
26:09mom's side of the family,
26:11if you'll come outside.
26:13Come on, we have no time.
26:15Granny, it's fine.
26:16Let him go.
26:17Did we have everybody?
26:18Jamie, are we missing anybody?
26:20Hold on.
26:21Where's Dad?
26:22He's literally gonna miss the pictures.
26:24One, two, three.
26:26Hey.
26:27We have one more picture,
26:28and then we're done.
26:29Damn it, Dad.
26:31Mm-mm.
26:32It's time to take family pics,
26:34and where is Glenn Thorne?
26:35Dad's gotta be here.
26:36He's gonna miss the pictures.
26:37Jamie, she is cold.
26:39Maddie's not looking at the camera.
26:41Maddie, look.
26:42Y'all, stop telling her to look.
26:43She's not gonna look.
26:44It's fine.
26:45We don't have time to wait for Dad.
26:46Okay, yes, just go.
26:47Just go.
26:48I can't.
26:50We are on a time crunch,
26:51and if Dad misses the family pictures,
26:53this is going to be a disaster.
26:56Poor...
26:57A disaster.
26:58Poor...
27:09Get in real quick,
27:10and then one picture,
27:11and then...
27:12Okay.
27:15Poor...
27:17Daddy, we're about to miss the pictures.
27:19All right.
27:20For real.
27:21Okay, come on, Dad, see?
27:23We're missing it.
27:24Thank God my dad has appeared,
27:25because I really didn't know
27:26because I really didn't want him
27:27to miss this opportunity
27:28to do the family pictures,
27:29and with the way that Jamie is going,
27:31I think that would have been it.
27:32Poor...
27:33I know.
27:34One more picture.
27:35One more picture.
27:36One more picture,
27:37and now let's go inside.
27:38She might have not just
27:39cut his ass out the picture.
27:40She might have cut his ass
27:41out the family.
27:42All right,
27:43I want everyone to look happy.
27:44It's not cold outside.
27:45It's warm.
27:46Whoo!
27:47We're on a beach somewhere.
27:48Got it, okay?
27:49All right, all of them
27:50can go inside.
27:51All right, Dad, we're good.
27:52We can go inside.
27:56Whoa.
27:57Oh, my gosh.
27:58She's stressed, I can tell.
28:00She is.
28:01That photographer
28:02is on a strict schedule.
28:03Oh, so they can leave.
28:08Well, no, it's just that we have so many...
28:10Right.
28:11...people she has to have pictures with.
28:12Right.
28:13Like, it has to move.
28:14Yeah, um-hmm.
28:15My dad was in the bathroom.
28:16He was like,
28:17I was using the bathroom.
28:18I personally feel
28:19a little choked up
28:20because I feel like my dad
28:21got me out.
28:22I feel like I was doing
28:23one of the biggest mistakes
28:24of my life.
28:25feel a little choked up over just, like,
28:27seeing my dad in the wedding.
28:31Not only, you know, obviously, to the impact of my dad
28:33having a granddaughter and Jamie's getting married
28:35and all that, but, like, even just to see my dad
28:37so included and integrated, well, in all of us,
28:41it just, it still makes me emotional
28:43because how many ways, like, could it have gone?
28:47That's why I've always said everything happens for a reason.
28:50So it happened at the time that it needed to happen.
28:55I know, right?
28:59This is, I know, a really special moment for you.
29:04It is.
29:05And it's special for us, too, that we found you
29:08in time to be able to witness, you know,
29:11Jamie getting married, so.
29:13I know.
29:13Your first grandchild having a wedding before your children.
29:18Yeah.
29:19Well, you didn't get to witness me,
29:21but at least you get to see Jamie.
29:24You look so beautiful.
29:25You look handsome.
29:28You know, last year, you know, we were still
29:31wondering whether Hunter or Whitney
29:33would be getting married any time in the future.
29:35And, you know, and then obviously, hopefully,
29:37that, you know, they might have children.
29:39And then all of a sudden, we are fortunate to find
29:43Angie and her family.
29:45So this is a great opportunity for us
29:48to see another chapter in our family
29:52and to see Jamie get married to Heath,
29:55which we think the world of.
29:56So this is an exciting time for us.
30:00Hey, hey, everybody, make your way outside, please.
30:04I know it's cold, but hey, hey, everybody,
30:07make your way outside.
30:08I like it.
30:09I like it.
30:10I like it.
30:11I like it.
30:12I like it.
30:13I like it.
30:14I like it.
30:15I like it.
30:16I like it.
30:17I like it.
30:18I like it.
30:19I like it.
30:20I like it.
30:22Five minutes showing I'll be married, it's going to be good.
30:25Oh, my god, I just got chills.
30:27It will be all over then.
30:30Oh
31:00I
31:07Obviously, I'm an emotional person I get emotional at weddings. I already feel just like teary-eyed just being here
31:13We are moments away from Jamie becoming mrs. Heath Horton
31:30You
31:53Is beautiful
31:56You know, I just don't even know how to explain like how you feel when your daughter's fix to walk down the aisle like you're so
32:02super I'm proud like I'm proud of my daughter of the amazing woman she's become and
32:09to find her person that we love and he's he's gonna be the father of my
32:15Grandchildren like we're super happy and excited for this
32:19Today heath and Jamie join hands on this wonderful journey of marriage
32:27Just as two streams flow down a mountainside and join and become a mighty river
32:32So your lives today join in a commitment to each other and to God
32:37Heath will you repeat these vows to Jamie after me? I?
32:42Heath take you Jamie. I he take you Jamie to be my wife to be my wife
32:46I Jamie take you Heath to be my husband to be my husband to have and to hold from this day forward
32:52For better or for worse
32:54Richard or for poor in sickness and in health to love and to cherish until we're separated by death as God is my witness
33:01I give you my promise. It's God's my witness. I give you my promise
33:05Can I have the rings?
33:07With this ring. I still my promise with this ring
33:10I saw my promise to love you and be your faithful husband to love you and be a faithful wife
33:15And justice this ring is a continuous circle
33:22Today before God and all these family and friends you have expressed your love and affection
33:27By joining hands and making promises of faith and devotion. I pronounce that you are husband and wife
33:34Heath you may kiss your bride
33:36Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. Mr. And mrs. Heath Horton
33:55It's a joyous occasion
33:56It is a joyous joyous occasion and there is nothing better than seeing Heath and Jamie kiss and walk back down that aisle as a
34:04Married couple
34:07Maybe
34:09I didn't ever gonna get married. I love you so much. I
34:15Can't believe it. What do we do now? We go home and make a pot roast or what do we do?
34:25When I'm offered some moonshine, you know, I've never actually had it
34:30That's where the shine I'm a little nervous that I have done too much
34:53Well, I'm gonna just take all these right here
35:00I
35:04Need a refill and a cup, where are you going to the car where the alcohol is?
35:12All right, I'm coming for something I
35:16Promised that I would have a drink tonight
35:20And I am committed to that promise. So when I'm offered some moonshine, you know, I've never actually had it
35:28Just you tell me when I have to you just go girl moonshine, it's a very southern thing
35:34Oh, you won't give me a beat. Yeah. I thought it was illegal
35:37I'm not really sure what the legalities are of moonshine or what it even is or where it comes from
35:42But I decided that tonight is the night. I'm about to find out
35:58Yeah, turn it turn it so it'll fit
36:11That's the best part of that's where the shine has
36:27I
36:30Don't do that for the record
36:32I don't drink hardly ever and it all feels very nefarious. I'm a little nervous that I have done too much
36:41I'm a little anxious and I want to get back to my table and sit down before the moonshine hits
36:57I
37:13Ladies and gentlemen your bride and groom mister and mrs.
37:17He
37:25The bride and the groom is going to start with her first
37:30Your home is evil that's your wife
37:36How many times we practice this I feel like every five seconds
37:40He's worried about everybody looking at you. Yeah, everybody looking at you. Don't worry about
37:47I'm emotional as soon as I see Jamie and Heath doing their first dance
37:58I love the way that Heath loves Jamie and
38:03Knowing that Jamie and I are actually a lot alike and I think have some similar qualities
38:07I think that I probably need a man to love me the way that Heath loves her
38:12If I could find that I would be thrilled I would be absolutely thrilled
38:43When I see Angie and Jamie dancing together for their mother-daughter dance, I just I
38:50Just lose it not only because I love them so much, but also it makes me think about my mom
38:57You're beautiful
38:59Which is that were you in bands?
39:02I'll never have that moment, you know
39:05Because I won't get the opportunity to dance with my mom at my own wedding. So it's it's really emotional to watch
39:13I
39:36Gotta go
39:42Hello, hi, I'm good
39:50Yeah, it's really beautiful. Oh, yeah, I'm just I'm old and tired and hot and fat, you know
40:00Well, ding-ding when I get back we really got to hang out more I really like
40:05Jessica texted me today trying to hang out and I told her I was in Mississippi. And yeah, we gotta we gotta do something
40:12But oh my god, we're all gonna go to Spain for my 40th birthday. This is a
40:17Monumental birthday. Yeah, and make sure everybody got their passports. I'm good to go. All right Lord help us. I
40:25Want to enter this decade feeling like a new woman could Spain like
40:31Rejuvenate me and send me into my next decade with so much confidence and excitement
40:37I believe so and the men in Spain
40:41Guapo, I mean, I've never been to Spain you seriously only turn 41
40:47I'm so happy that you're open to doing something. Yeah, when I get back, we'll hang out. Yes, please. I miss you. I love you
40:54Bye
40:56Jamie deserves a raucous
40:59Reception and if I'm gonna have to get my fat ass on the floor and bring it I will
41:11You
41:16The only thing better than dancing at your niece's wedding reception is dancing at your niece's wedding reception with your family I
41:24Just can't believe that a year ago. I had never met these people. I had no idea
41:30What I was missing what I would have how my life would change
41:35And I am just really overwhelmed with the happiness of it all
41:41I'm
41:44Going into a new decade and on top of that going to Spain it's something to look forward to
42:06Next time on my big fat fabulous life. I
42:09Recently decided to do something different with counseling. Oh, I decided I'm gonna do an intensive outpatient program. Really?
42:16Yeah, I was starting to have really dark hopeless thoughts Wow
42:22I found your mother's engagement ring. Why do you have this just in case hunter might ask her to get engaged
42:28This is my 40th birthday trip
42:30I'm already in the midst of a midlife crisis and if someone else gets engaged right in front of me, I will lose it