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00:00:00♪♪
00:00:13Members of the Resistance,
00:00:15report to your nearest intake facility immediately.
00:00:19We promise nothing nefarious.
00:00:22We'll follow you. We promise.
00:00:25♪♪
00:00:30Resistance members,
00:00:32report to the VIP section of your nearest intake facility
00:00:35for a compulsory behavioral modification.
00:00:39It will be fun. Fun.
00:00:42♪♪
00:00:54Your suit seems to be working nicely.
00:00:56Blending right in.
00:00:58♪♪
00:01:01There is the Assistant, and there is the Infobot.
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00:01:11Whew. Masterful work.
00:01:13Now get out of there and decrypt that thing.
00:01:17Where is the Infobot?
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00:01:29Aah!
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00:01:38Go, go, go. Your ship is up ahead.
00:01:42Where are you going?
00:01:45Aah!
00:01:47-♪♪
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00:02:04-♪♪
00:02:14Hey, it's okay. See?
00:02:17Just me.
00:02:21Rivet?
00:02:22Shh. Gotta go.
00:02:24Here. It'll help you get home.
00:02:26I designed it to be one-size-fits-all,
00:02:28so it should...
00:02:29Thank you.
00:02:31Hmm.
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00:02:48Yes, it is a fine day for the Festival of Heroes
00:02:52here in Megalopolis.
00:02:54Don't you think it's weird to throw a celebration for us?
00:02:57I mean, we haven't done anything heroic in...
00:03:01years.
00:03:02What if everyone thinks we're washed up?
00:03:04What if we are washed up?
00:03:07Luckily, we will not need to perform any heroics
00:03:11unless you count smiling and waving.
00:03:14Right.
00:03:21Give a big welcome to the Grand Marshals of our parade,
00:03:26Ratchet and Clay!
00:03:32I, Captain Copericus Leslie Quark,
00:03:38will be your host.
00:03:41Me too!
00:03:46I had a speech prepared,
00:03:48but considering that our event seems to be under assault,
00:03:51I will cut to the chase.
00:03:52Ratchet, I do not know where I would be without you.
00:03:56You are my closest friend,
00:03:58my teammate,
00:04:00and you have given up a lot too.
00:04:03I have repaired the Dimension Eater
00:04:06so you can travel through dimensions and find your family.
00:04:11Oh, pal, I...
00:04:15What?
00:04:18Dr. Nefarious?
00:04:20Ratchet and Clay!
00:04:22What a wonderful surprise!
00:04:25I didn't expect to see you here.
00:04:28Considering my goons were meant to annihilate you eight minutes ago!
00:04:33Oh, what do you want, Nefarious?
00:04:36This!
00:04:39Oh!
00:04:55Can't anyone print instruction manuals anymore?
00:05:08Yes!
00:05:39We have to get the Dimension Eater away from Dr. Nefarious!
00:05:45Yes, and quickly.
00:05:47Whatever he has planned, it cannot be good.
00:05:58Turn yourself in, Wompax!
00:06:04Turn yourself in, Wompax!
00:06:09You're still here?
00:06:11Of course you are, why wouldn't you be?
00:06:33No!
00:06:41I should have known Nefarious would try something like this.
00:06:44Don't beat yourself up.
00:06:46This will be just like old times.
00:06:48Come on, it looks like Nefarious landed somewhere near the train station.
00:06:52Oh, Mrs. Zircon!
00:06:54We should grab a weapon.
00:06:56Put down the Dimension Eater, Nefarious!
00:07:03Put down the Dimension Eater!
00:07:06Yeah, right.
00:07:08Today, you will see what losing feels like!
00:07:11Spoiler!
00:07:13It's exhausting!
00:07:15As soon as I figure out these stupid coordinates...
00:07:20Say goodbye!
00:07:27Hey!
00:07:29What did you do?
00:07:43What just happened?
00:07:45We may have a slight problem.
00:07:49The bridge is shut! There has to be another way across!
00:07:53The rifts are reacting to the face quartz in your glove.
00:07:57Try pointing it at one of them.
00:08:04Did you see that?
00:08:07That was rather exciting.
00:08:11Next stop, Nefarious!
00:08:15These rifts are getting out of hand.
00:08:18Nefarious is in way over his head!
00:08:21What is that?
00:08:28You two! These schools are useless!
00:08:32This is what I get for giving my assistant paid fraternity!
00:08:36Quickly! We cannot let Nefarious overuse the Dimension Eater.
00:08:40We must lower his defenses.
00:08:44Did that hurt?
00:08:51You think that crushing defeat is all it takes to stop me?
00:08:55I mean, yes.
00:08:57Well, think again!
00:08:59We're going to a dimension where I always win!
00:09:03So you can finally know how it feels!
00:09:16The dimensions are weakening considerably.
00:09:22How bad is it?
00:09:30Well, it is certainly not good.
00:09:33Great!
00:09:36Where are we?
00:09:39It's me.
00:09:45Wreckage! To the depths with your arms, you nasty...
00:09:50What manner of trickery!
00:09:53Get off me ship, I'll treat you!
00:10:14Did I do it?
00:10:16What is this?
00:10:18What's with all the neon?
00:10:20This is the part where you lose!
00:10:27Ratchet! The Dimension Eater!
00:10:49Ratchet?
00:10:51Oh dear, my arm...
00:10:54And... no...
00:10:57The Dimension Eater, it...
00:10:59What have I done?
00:11:02What have you done?
00:11:04Who are you?
00:11:06Someone with a lot of questions.
00:11:10Let's go for a ride.
00:11:12Wait! I have to find my friend!
00:11:19Where am I?
00:11:25I...
00:11:27It's me!
00:11:29It's me!
00:11:31It worked!
00:11:36It worked! I am the winner!
00:11:44Emperor Nefarious,
00:11:46you have returned early from your conquest.
00:11:49Yes...
00:11:51Emperor!
00:12:16Emperor!
00:12:33Clank?
00:12:35Clank?
00:12:40A Lombax?
00:12:42What is this place?
00:12:47Wait a second!
00:12:49You forgot your order!
00:12:51We'll come right in!
00:12:55Ms. Zircon will sell you weapons,
00:12:58but you've got to be less conspicuous,
00:13:01or the Resistance will not last!
00:13:04The Resistance?
00:13:09Oh, apologies, sugar.
00:13:12Apologies, sugar.
00:13:14Ms. Zircon is still new to all of this...
00:13:17...espionage.
00:13:20Release the hostage!
00:13:32Clank!
00:13:34Clank!
00:13:40No...
00:13:42I need to go after that ship!
00:13:44How can I get off planet?
00:13:46It's a test.
00:13:48Only Royal Starships are allowed to leave.
00:13:51Anything else...
00:13:54A phantom can help.
00:13:56Just follow the beat to Club Nefarious,
00:13:59and you will find him.
00:14:01Club Nefarious. Got it.
00:14:03Good work, Secret Agent Zircon.
00:14:06This is so exciting!
00:14:10Remember, drinks are half price
00:14:12when you're Club Nefarious membership card.
00:14:17Come on, phantom, where are you?
00:14:25Wow, that was awesome!
00:14:28Hi, yeah, are you the phantom?
00:14:31I am whatever you want me to be, Fluffy.
00:14:36Is there a phantom around here?
00:14:39Only a dancing machine.
00:14:41Watch out now.
00:14:43Oh, yeah!
00:14:59Resistance alert! Resistance alert!
00:15:03Resistance alert!
00:15:08I can't believe it!
00:15:10First mission in forever and my cover's blown!
00:15:20Phantom... is Skid?
00:15:33Nice work, new guy.
00:15:36Thanks.
00:15:40What is this? Some kind of secret handshake?
00:15:43Hey!
00:15:47What do I do with it?
00:15:53All right, new guy, try out your phantom dash.
00:15:57Phantom dash?
00:15:59Phantom dash?
00:16:01Enemy can't catch what doesn't temporarily exist.
00:16:08Can you get a Royal Starship or not?
00:16:11Oh, Lombaxes.
00:16:13You are just as stubborn as she is.
00:16:16Wait, you know that other Lombax?
00:16:18Where did she go?
00:16:19Sargasso. She always goes there after a mission.
00:16:22Sargasso.
00:16:30I'll make you a deal.
00:16:32You see that blimp?
00:16:36You help me take control of it,
00:16:38and I'll help you get into Nefarious Tower.
00:16:41It's the only place in the city you're gonna find a Royal Starship.
00:16:45What's so special about the blimp?
00:16:47Just find a way up to that rooftop.
00:16:49I gotta grab my gear.
00:16:51But I'll meet you up there.
00:16:54Wow, where'd you learn how to...
00:17:02Looks like I touched a nerve.
00:17:04All right, deal's a deal.
00:17:07That's Glitch.
00:17:09She'll help you get onto the Emperor's private shuttle to the tower.
00:17:13I'll take care of it.
00:17:15I'll take care of it.
00:17:17I'll take care of it.
00:17:19She'll help you get onto the Emperor's private shuttle to the tower.
00:17:23Access console's in that huge statue of Nefarious in the center of the city.
00:17:27Just hook her up, and she'll handle the rest.
00:17:31What are you doing?
00:17:33Tearing this whole rotten world down from the inside.
00:17:43Stay strong, brother!
00:17:49Yeah, hi.
00:17:56You must be... Glitch.
00:17:58I'm Ratchet.
00:18:01Sorry for all the jostling around earlier.
00:18:03Things aren't exactly going well, and...
00:18:07Actually, I think you're the only one who can help me right now.
00:18:15Thanks.
00:18:20Ratchet!
00:18:25You did it, Glitch!
00:18:30Welcome back, your most majestic majesty.
00:18:35Here we go.
00:18:50Death traps.
00:18:52Warpons.
00:18:54Five planet-destroying cannons.
00:18:57And a surveillance state covering the entire city.
00:19:01If only that blasted Dimensionator still worked.
00:19:07Clank.
00:19:20After him!
00:19:23Now!
00:19:32I'm coming, Clank.
00:19:37No, no, no, no, no!
00:19:40Welcome, oh master of us all.
00:19:43Password, please.
00:19:50Why do I need a password? I'm the Emperor.
00:19:52How about I obliterate you instead?
00:19:58Give me that love back!
00:20:20So, then this Dimensionator was stolen by Dr. Nefarious,
00:20:25who used it to bring you here?
00:20:28Now you just have to find your friend,
00:20:30who is also, miraculously, a Lombax, to save the day.
00:20:35And get home.
00:20:37You must seriously think I'm an idiot.
00:20:40Look, as real as I'm sure this Dr. Nefarious is,
00:20:44this has the Emperor written all over it.
00:20:48Help! We're under attack! Anyone!
00:20:52Mort, what's going on?
00:20:56Oh, dear.
00:20:57Brace for impact!
00:20:59Oh, look out!
00:21:02What do you think I'm doing?
00:21:18There's the Gelatonium Factory.
00:21:21I'm coming, Morts.
00:21:23We didn't follow that Lombax and his Robo-Pet across dimensions
00:21:27just to get stopped by some fuzzballs.
00:21:30So you got like nine and a half seconds to tell us where they're at.
00:21:34One.
00:21:36Hang on there, now.
00:21:49Mort!
00:21:50Good, you're okay.
00:21:52Us?
00:21:53When we heard those fellas were after a Lombax,
00:21:55we were worried about you.
00:21:57Next thing we know, you're here saving Arbyines.
00:22:00Wait, where are the others?
00:22:02Well, some of the Morts are stuck inside of that mess there.
00:22:06Not a clue what it is.
00:22:08All I know is it keeps getting bigger.
00:22:11Between that and our new neighbor up there,
00:22:13we're not doing too fine.
00:22:19Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
00:22:22Oh, and to keep you all busy while I'm gone,
00:22:25got this at Xerxes.
00:22:26Mort can finally fix that ship she's been working on.
00:22:29Xerxes?
00:22:30Those pirates didn't give you any trouble, did they?
00:22:33Eh, only a little.
00:22:35You can give this to Mort yourself
00:22:37once you get her from that purple mess over there.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:47Do not enter. Got it.
00:22:49May I take a look?
00:22:51I have some experience with dimensional anomalies.
00:22:54Uh, sure.
00:23:09Greetings! Welcome!
00:23:12How did you get in here?
00:23:14Where exactly is, um, here?
00:23:18Oh, you don't know? Well, I don't either.
00:23:22It appears to be a space between dimensions.
00:23:25Could be nothing.
00:23:27Could be a cascading entropic fissure
00:23:29that will soon turn the entire universe into a formless soup.
00:23:33Time will tell.
00:23:35Oh. Oh, dear.
00:23:38Well, I am Clank.
00:23:40Please allow me to help.
00:23:42Right, yes. Clank.
00:23:44I am the all-seeing cosmic prophet
00:23:47of interdimensional sector 2255 phase Omega.
00:23:51But you can call me Gary.
00:23:54Here we are, Clank.
00:23:56Former warbot, uh, teamed up with the Lombax.
00:23:59Became a hero. Oh, good for you.
00:24:01Ooh. Ooh, friend of my father.
00:24:04I see.
00:24:06Your... father?
00:24:08You might just be the one I've been waiting for.
00:24:11Would you like to help me fix the dimensions?
00:24:16You know how to fix the dimensions.
00:24:19And why are there copies of me running around?
00:24:22They're your possibilities.
00:24:24The key to repairing the phenomenon.
00:24:26But first, pick up that nearby sphere.
00:24:29Oh. Oh.
00:24:35So then I says, listen, Mort,
00:24:37you Mort and Mort better hide that lemonade
00:24:39before Mort shows up.
00:24:41Whoa. You saved them.
00:24:44How did you do that?
00:24:46I am uncertain.
00:24:48Rivet.
00:24:50How the heck are you?
00:24:52Look who it is.
00:24:54Ha-ha-ha.
00:24:58You would not believe my luck today.
00:25:01My trip to Nefarious City went totally sideways.
00:25:04I wrecked my ship, and I...
00:25:06You go on and leave that one to old Mort.
00:25:09Well, assuming you brought that part I asked for, hmm?
00:25:15I'll have this old thing in ship shape.
00:25:20Just gotta lower the bridge, and then I'm taking you to my hideout.
00:25:37Hmm.
00:25:39Whew. Safe for now.
00:25:51This is extremely unnecessary.
00:26:07A Lombax.
00:26:15Okay, so you were being honest.
00:26:19As I have been saying, repeatedly.
00:26:25You're Nefarious. He looks a lot like mine.
00:26:28Evil like him, too.
00:26:30And that Lombax...
00:26:32I know it might sound crazy, but...
00:26:35You think he is your dimensional counterpart.
00:26:40Or something.
00:26:42Look, whatever's going on here, we're gonna fix it.
00:26:45We? I thought robots are not your thing.
00:26:50Not all of them, just... most.
00:26:53You know, like the Emperor, his stupid followers, pirates.
00:26:59Yeah, I see the irony, too.
00:27:02Oh, I apologize. I did not mean to, um...
00:27:08You feel bad?
00:27:10Even though I just watched your... rain... diary thingy?
00:27:32What?
00:27:38Missing infobot located. Initiating retrieval.
00:27:44No!
00:27:46Huh.
00:28:01Hey! That's my annoying robot!
00:28:04Deploying amphibious explosives to neutralize hostile furbolgs.
00:28:09Hang in there, folks! I'm coming!
00:28:17What's going on?
00:28:30That Seekerpede's flight stabilizer should be on its back.
00:28:33If I can get up there and hit it, I can bring the whole thing down!
00:28:47Whoa!
00:28:53Gotta hit the flight stabilizer!
00:29:10It's getting away from me!
00:29:17Time to change tactics. Deploying amphibious explosives!
00:29:22Throw whatever you want! You're not getting away from me!
00:29:29Gotta save both!
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00:33:01I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:03I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:05I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:07I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:09I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:11I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:13I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:15I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:17I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:19I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:21I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:23I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:25I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:27I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:29I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:31I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:33I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:35I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:37I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:39I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:41I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:43I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:45I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:47I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:49I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:51I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:53I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:55I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:57I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:33:59I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:01I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:03I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:05I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:07I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:09I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:11I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:13I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:15I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:17I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:19I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:21I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:23I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:25I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:27I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:29I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:31I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:33I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:35I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:37I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:39I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:41I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:43I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:45I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:47I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:49I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:51I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:53I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
00:34:55Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:34:57Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:34:59Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:01Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:03Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:05Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:07Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:09Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:11Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:13Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:15Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:17Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:19Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:21Ratchet, can you hear me?
00:35:23He did what?
00:35:25No, no, no, no, no!
00:35:27I've got my hands full with my own nefarious!
00:35:29That's the thing.
00:35:31We've got to get him and us out of here.
00:35:33But without the Dimensionator...
00:35:35But without the Dimensionator...
00:35:37I think we have to build a new one.
00:35:39I think we have to build a new one.
00:35:41I met a prophet from Savali named Gary.
00:35:43I met a prophet from Savali named Gary.
00:35:45He would know what to do.
00:35:47I'm only a few sectors away from there.
00:35:49I can go check it out!
00:35:51Do you have the planet Blizzard Prime in this dimension?
00:35:53Do you have the planet Blizzard Prime in this dimension?
00:35:55Yeah. Why?
00:35:57We can locate the phase quartz used to power the Dimensionator there.
00:35:59We can locate the phase quartz used to power the Dimensionator there.
00:36:01If I am right, we will be able to recreate the device in no time.
00:36:03If I am right, we will be able to recreate the device in no time.
00:36:07I guess we better get started then.
00:36:09I'm glad you're OK, buddy.
00:36:11You too, Ratchet.
00:36:13Be careful out there.
00:36:17Wow, another Lomax!
00:36:19Another Lomax?
00:36:23Let's build this thing.
00:36:39Hello, Dimension.
00:36:42I know I've been away for, uh, you know how long.
00:36:46So, I thought we should catch up.
00:36:50What have I been up to?
00:36:52Oh, just speaking with my adoring fans.
00:36:57Enjoying my lovely scenery.
00:37:01And finding out that there are two, two insolent Lomaxes running around trying to ruin everything.
00:37:11So, I'm offering a bounty of three squillion nefarious freedom coupons to anyone who can bring me those fuzzy miscreants, dead or alive.
00:37:22But preferably alive, so I can have some fun with them first.
00:37:27My elaborate spy network indicates that they'll be at Blizzard and Zavalli very soon.
00:37:34So, get to it!
00:37:37And, if those Lomaxes are listening, just know that I'm going to crush you into dust.
00:37:45And then, I'll blast that dust into a sun.
00:37:49And then, I'll dump that sun into—
00:37:52Great. Now I'm on two nefarious hit lists.
00:37:56And he knows where we are going.
00:37:59Oh, dear.
00:38:02Let's hope Ratchet finds that prophet soon.
00:38:20And hope Ratchet's staying out of trouble.
00:38:32If I knew how to build a Dimensionator, where would I be?
00:38:47Hey, uh, yeah, weird question.
00:38:50You wouldn't happen to know anything about building a Dimensionator, would you?
00:38:54Ratchet? Ratchet!
00:38:57Your... your reputation precedes you.
00:39:00You'll need to go to the Interdimensional Archives.
00:39:03My apprentice can help you.
00:39:05But, uh...
00:39:08Town under attack?
00:39:09How did you know?
00:39:12I'll go check it out.
00:39:14I think I still remember how to stop an invasion.
00:39:20So, I'm guessing, uh...
00:39:22Stop an invasion.
00:39:26So, I'm guessing these nefarious guys are looking for a Lombax?
00:39:30Well, yes, that did tip me off that you'd be coming.
00:39:34Good luck, Ratchet.
00:39:39Two-dimensional anomaly detected.
00:39:41No!
00:39:47Hey!
00:39:48So embarrassing.
00:39:50You all right?
00:39:51That was quite the landing.
00:39:53Who are you?
00:39:54Sorry, I...
00:39:56You look so familiar.
00:39:58I'm Ratchet.
00:39:59I'm here to find, I think it was, Gary's apprentice.
00:40:03I need to build a Dimensionator.
00:40:05Oh, dear.
00:40:07Well, there's little I can do seeing as my archives are walking away.
00:40:13How do I get back up there?
00:40:15Oh, you're his apprentice.
00:40:17Maybe, uh...
00:40:19Maybe we could work together?
00:40:23I do not make a great partner.
00:40:28How about this?
00:40:29If things go badly, which they won't, we go our separate ways.
00:40:33No questions asked.
00:40:35Team?
00:40:39Sure.
00:40:40Team.
00:40:42For now.
00:40:44In order to reach the archives,
00:40:46we must rescue the monks from Nefarious's forces.
00:40:49Here.
00:40:50These hover boots will help us travel across the mesa quickly.
00:40:59Woo-hoo!
00:41:00Help!
00:41:01And kick Nefarious's trooper butt.
00:41:09Brothers,
00:41:11Brothers,
00:41:12I am relieved you are all right.
00:41:14It is, like, so wonderful to see you, Sister KT-7461.
00:41:19Did Nefarious's troops find the other temples yet?
00:41:22Not sure.
00:41:23But we'll let Brother Gary know you rescued us.
00:41:26Good luck, Sister.
00:41:28And long lives.
00:41:41You saved us, Sister and Ratchet Guy.
00:41:44Thank you.
00:41:45There is only one temple left.
00:41:56Um...
00:41:57This system is quite old and...
00:42:00intricate.
00:42:01It will take some time to disable the force field.
00:42:06Take as long as you need.
00:42:07I'll handle these guys.
00:42:11I am relieved you are all safe.
00:42:14But now we need your help to reach the archives.
00:42:17Oh, yeah.
00:42:18Let's meet up back in Mung Town.
00:42:20We'll get everyone to send you off in style.
00:42:26You made it!
00:42:27Thank you both for freeing my brothers.
00:42:30Gary,
00:42:31we need help getting to the archives.
00:42:33It is urgent.
00:42:34Of course.
00:42:35Brothers,
00:42:36let's grease some dimensional wheels!
00:42:39After you.
00:42:41Entering the archives.
00:42:47Faster, Ratchet!
00:42:48You bet!
00:42:54This is...
00:42:55fun!
00:42:59Yes!
00:43:04The ribs!
00:43:05The ribs!
00:43:15The generator is powering up,
00:43:17but it is still not at full capacity.
00:43:19We must get to the roof!
00:43:24How dare you evade the Emperor!
00:43:27The force field is powering down.
00:43:32There!
00:43:33There!
00:43:34The archives are now open.
00:43:36Let's head inside.
00:43:45Oh, good.
00:43:46The dimensional map is safe.
00:43:50I'd know this writing anywhere.
00:43:53Lombaxes.
00:43:55They must have built this.
00:43:58My dad was the keeper of the Dimensionator.
00:44:01The original one, anyway.
00:44:04He gave everything to keep it out of the wrong hands.
00:44:10Sorry, Dad.
00:44:13Do you miss them?
00:44:16The Lombaxes?
00:44:17Kinda hard to miss someone you've never met.
00:44:20But...
00:44:21yeah.
00:44:22Yeah, I guess I do.
00:44:24I understand.
00:44:25Perhaps one day you will find them.
00:44:28Let's figure out if we can even build the Dimensionator first.
00:44:32Can we?
00:44:33Yes.
00:44:35But the forge needed to do so is located at Kudaro Station,
00:44:39the most secure outpost in the galaxy.
00:44:43Well then, let's get moving, KT-74...
00:44:47Ratchet?
00:44:49I think Kit is my favorite.
00:44:53Kit it is.
00:44:59Ratchet!
00:45:09No!
00:45:10We gotta go!
00:45:12We must protect the Archetypes!
00:45:16There's no time!
00:45:21It has been fun, Ratchet.
00:45:29Huh?
00:45:31Huh?
00:45:41Huh?
00:45:42Huh?
00:45:58Huh?
00:46:08Haha!
00:46:18Woo!
00:46:19That was amazing!
00:46:21Kit!
00:46:22It's just me!
00:46:28I told you.
00:46:30I do not make a great partner.
00:46:32Sure, that was intense, but...
00:46:35it was kind of awesome.
00:46:36You do not understand.
00:46:38You are not safe around me.
00:46:41I was built to be a weapon.
00:46:43To keep the Emperor's galaxy...
00:46:46secure.
00:46:47One night on patrol,
00:46:49I spotted a rebel in the Imperial Zone.
00:46:53So I tried to...
00:46:55stop them.
00:46:58That is what I was built to do.
00:47:02Hurt.
00:47:06I am here to keep everyone safe from me.
00:47:10And that is why I cannot come with you.
00:47:12Well, at least this mission worked out, huh?
00:47:16Yes.
00:47:18I suppose it did.
00:47:19And if I remember correctly,
00:47:21our promise was that if this mission didn't go badly...
00:47:25You want to stay a team?
00:47:28You are very strange, Ratchet.
00:47:30I've been told that a time or two.
00:47:32Team?
00:47:35Perhaps.
00:47:36Just this once.
00:47:38Yes.
00:47:39I will try.
00:47:46On Sargasso,
00:47:47you said you gave Ratchet the Dimensionator
00:47:50so that he could meet the other Lombaxes.
00:47:52I never thought I'd meet one of us.
00:47:54Much less find our home,
00:47:56if you can even call it that.
00:47:59Do you really think it would work?
00:48:01No.
00:48:02No?
00:48:04No!
00:48:06DIMENSIONATOR
00:48:25Haven't you punished me enough?
00:48:28You stupid universe!
00:48:30No job.
00:48:31No face quartz.
00:48:33No planet.
00:48:35What else do you want, huh?
00:48:37My mind?
00:48:38Fine!
00:48:39Take it!
00:48:41If it helps,
00:48:42I just found out there's another dimension where Bliis are still intact, so...
00:48:46Still intact?
00:48:47How do you...
00:48:49Of course!
00:48:50A Bliison!
00:48:52If the planet hasn't been destroyed yet!
00:49:05Bro!
00:49:06Where are we?
00:49:07Who cares?
00:49:08Grab the Lombax!
00:49:16Do you hear that?
00:49:18No.
00:49:20Voices.
00:49:21Haven't been hearing them for too long.
00:49:24Wherever the purple is,
00:49:26they are too.
00:49:28First the quakes and the Bliison.
00:49:30Now this.
00:49:31I don't hear anything.
00:49:34Except someone asking if you'll be drilling for face quartz soon.
00:49:38Not until I determine what's going on.
00:49:41For all we know,
00:49:42this whole drill site is haunted.
00:49:45That's why I sent my science bots out to scan the purple.
00:49:49And?
00:49:50I have to pick them up.
00:49:52And I know it's safe.
00:49:58Why wait?
00:50:00I'll find the bots and bring them back here safe and sound.
00:50:03These bots have intercepted a message from your dimension.
00:50:06Perhaps it is from that person we encountered.
00:50:09Hopefully they can help us figure out what happened there,
00:50:12and prevent it here.
00:50:13Let's go.
00:50:18I sent the top minds on the team to fix the tubing.
00:50:26Hydraulic supply restored!
00:50:31With that fixed,
00:50:32we should now be able to use that elevator.
00:50:35Time to drill for some face quartz.
00:50:40Approaching the main drill.
00:50:47Wow!
00:50:48It's been my lifelong dream to operate a drill a hundred times bigger than me.
00:50:52Really?
00:50:53That is very specific.
00:50:55Specific goals are achievable goals.
00:51:01Whoa!
00:51:06Yes!
00:51:15Yeah!
00:51:20Rivet.
00:51:23Whoa!
00:51:31Oh, no.
00:51:34Well, maybe it's not as bad as it...
00:51:43I know this is going to sound totally weird,
00:51:46but the Morts used to tell me legends about someone on Torren IV called...
00:51:51the Fixer.
00:51:52If it's broke, the Fixer'll fix it.
00:51:56Then I suppose we should see if the legends are true.
00:52:02Huh?
00:52:14You hear that?
00:52:19That's the sound of me destroying lies.
00:52:24Dirty, filthy lies.
00:52:27They say this dimension is unstable.
00:52:32We're being trapped into a formless void.
00:52:36False.
00:52:38Think otherwise?
00:52:40I order you to throw your eyes into the local incinerator
00:52:43because they are clearly malfunctioning.
00:52:46More importantly,
00:52:48the Lombax Bandits have not escaped.
00:52:53How could they if...
00:52:56I haven't even caught them yet, huh?
00:52:58You morons.
00:53:00Here.
00:53:01You want some truth?
00:53:03My Lombax Bounty is now 27 squajillion-a-parabox.
00:53:11Just look at it all.
00:53:14So big, so real, so totally not made up.
00:53:19And it can all be yours
00:53:22when you catch those stupid Lombaxes.
00:53:26It seems Dr. Nefarious will stop at nothing to catch us.
00:53:30We'd better keep moving.
00:53:33IMPROVISATION
00:53:47At least this mission will be a straightforward one.
00:53:51I don't know about your dimension,
00:53:53but out here, things never go according to plan.
00:53:56Improvisation is a skill you learn very fast.
00:53:59I also have a talent for improvisation.
00:54:03Well, I can't wait to see you in action.
00:54:13New tourists, ho!
00:54:15Welcome to the jewel of our galaxy.
00:54:18Please, enjoy yourselves.
00:54:19Did you know Malinov means paradise in Junkish?
00:54:24Is the Fixer on this planet?
00:54:27He most definitely is!
00:54:29Great guy, the best, and single,
00:54:31if either of you are interested.
00:54:35We were told that he can fix phase quartz.
00:54:38Phase quartz, blaze quartz, any quartz, anything!
00:54:44But, uh...
00:54:47We've been having trouble with pirates,
00:54:49so we asked him to help because, you know, he's a big guy.
00:54:52But after a few days of totally crushing them,
00:54:54he just, uh, broke.
00:54:56Perhaps we could fix him.
00:54:59You two look like you could straighten him out in a Malinov minute.
00:55:02But the path to him was destroyed in the last pirate raid,
00:55:06so you'll need a hurl shot.
00:55:09Oh, and I saw one in the smelting pits further ahead.
00:55:12Lucky you.
00:55:16To the smelting pits!
00:55:18I am afraid we may end up in a smelting pit.
00:55:23Piece... of... cake!
00:55:35Oh, no.
00:55:36The best! Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy! Our time has finally come!
00:55:40Let us plunder like mad and go break bad for the Fixer is all but done!
00:55:44Look here, mateys, this looks useful.
00:55:47In fact, I've a notion that it be crucial.
00:55:51It seems fate has brought us together again, ma petite rivet.
00:55:57Guess fate really loves seeing you get your butt kicked, Pierre.
00:56:02Yoo-hoo! Pirate mateys, attack!
00:56:21Hmm. We've got the hurl shot.
00:56:24Now we just have to get across that pirate-filled chasm and find the Fixer.
00:56:32My spine!
00:56:35Ah!
00:56:46Off my hearties! Our command ship is lost!
00:56:50Destroy it now! Will it be... the... expenses?
00:56:57Are ye sure?
00:57:05I suggest we abandon ship.
00:57:08Suggestion noted!
00:57:10Go!
00:57:35Ah!
00:57:44Hello? Are you, um... okay?
00:57:49No. I am broken, as is everything.
00:57:54Nothing can be fixed.
00:58:05Oh, my.
00:58:08Nothing!
00:58:16At least the pirates are taken care of.
00:58:19Please focus on the grinding.
00:58:24She's bringing the whole place down.
00:58:27Junk, ahead!
00:58:35Fixing is a vague and fleeting measure.
00:58:39Destruction is our natural state.
00:58:42What, is he the Breaker now?
00:58:45I fear thou art broken, one.
00:58:48I must accept your brokenness.
00:58:51Is he... talking about me?
00:58:54Because of your arm?
00:58:56Don't listen to him, Bolt.
00:58:58If you're broken, so am I.
00:59:00And I think we're pretty awesome.
00:59:05Do you have any ideas?
00:59:07Because I'm having a hard time thinking while running away from a giant homicidal robot!
00:59:12I am working on it.
00:59:19Ah! The mine's collapsing. Great.
00:59:22Men! Ladies!
00:59:24I am not deserving of enlightenment!
00:59:27I have no wisdom!
00:59:30Wisdom? Hmm.
00:59:33I may have an idea.
00:59:35From all ears!
00:59:43I am broken!
00:59:45I cannot fix!
00:59:47I cannot be fixed!
00:59:50Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
01:00:00Oh, dear.
01:00:03Can everything stop falling apart, please?
01:00:28I am fixed!
01:00:30What are you doing?
01:00:32Improvising.
01:00:37I may be different than I was,
01:00:39but you helped me realize I am still Clank.
01:00:48I... am quite relieved.
01:00:55When the Bullards asked me to protect them,
01:00:58it opened my eyes to a great many broken things.
01:01:03So very many.
01:01:05And you became distressed.
01:01:07But being able to fix another,
01:01:10to see that all is not lost...
01:01:18How can I ever repay you both?
01:01:21Can you fix this?
01:01:29Thank you.
01:01:31You just gave an old giant robot the gift of hope.
01:01:35It should be I who is thanking you.
01:01:39You just gave an old giant robot the gift of hope.
01:01:43It should be I who is thanking you.
01:01:47Hmm.
01:02:08This... is an ocean.
01:02:12Pretty cool, right?
01:02:14Just think, once we forge this thing and save the dimension,
01:02:18you'll have a whole universe to explore.
01:02:21How are you not afraid of the future?
01:02:24With all of its unknowns.
01:02:27I do get, uh...
01:02:30You asked me on Sovali if I wanted to find my family.
01:02:35For a long time, I did.
01:02:38I mean, I really did.
01:02:41The closer I got to doing that...
01:02:44What if they're not what I expected?
01:02:46What if I'm not what they expected?
01:02:49I just...
01:02:51Anyways, I think we're here.
01:03:06Easy!
01:03:08I thought you were someone else, but you're not.
01:03:11Is he okay?
01:03:13I'm Ratchet.
01:03:15Oh, that is great.
01:03:17Hello, Ratchet. Were you looking for me?
01:03:19That would be great, too.
01:03:21Can I call you Jeff?
01:03:23No. And no.
01:03:25I'm looking for some blizzon.
01:03:27Oh, I know just the place.
01:03:29But I lost my access arm in all of this water.
01:03:31Have to drain it. But how, Ratchet? How?
01:03:34Calm down. I'll handle it.
01:03:37Better that will take us to one of those delightfully glowy crystals right up ahead.
01:03:51What is that?
01:03:53That? He is Juice, my best friend.
01:03:55He tries to kill me sometimes, but he is a great listener.
01:03:58He tries to kill you?
01:04:00If you become friends, too, you can call him Juicy, or Juicy, or JC.
01:04:05Oh, that is a swell nickname.
01:04:14What are you doing here?
01:04:17That's actually a funny story.
01:04:19Was I talking to you?
01:04:22You are talking to me.
01:04:25We are under lockdown.
01:04:27How did you and your steed get in here?
01:04:31I am inspecting your facility.
01:04:36And how white it is.
01:04:38And orange.
01:04:40Because I am an interior decorator.
01:04:44First class.
01:04:46And the Emperor wanted this redecoration to be a surprise for you and your team.
01:04:53But now, you've ruined it.
01:04:56I would never do that to the Emperor.
01:04:59Please come in and consider my memory banks deleted.
01:05:04Nice save, decorator kit.
01:05:18Schematics uploaded.
01:05:20What do we got?
01:05:23Uh-huh.
01:05:26I see.
01:05:31Are you winging this?
01:05:34Come on.
01:05:45You ran the forge with auxiliary power only?
01:05:49The main power button was right there.
01:05:52Ah, just running a stress test.
01:05:54Let me see.
01:05:55Yes, everything is breaking correctly.
01:05:58Let's get out of here before...
01:06:11Come on, JC.
01:06:12It is me.
01:06:13Good old JB.
01:06:20Ah, shit.
01:06:44Power restored to maximum level.
01:06:50Schematics uploaded.
01:07:06Did it work?
01:07:20Woo! Yes, we did it, kid!
01:07:24You are a good partner.
01:07:37What's...
01:07:39Uh, hey.
01:07:41Hey.
01:07:43Yes, um, hi.
01:07:45Um, I have Clank.
01:07:49Huh?
01:07:52Oh, Hal.
01:07:54I am fine, Ratchet.
01:07:55In fact, I am beginning to like my new look.
01:07:59For the record, I found him like this.
01:08:01Come on, I knew you wouldn't hurt Clank.
01:08:03Pretty sure you're me, after all.
01:08:05Wait, what makes you so sure you're not me?
01:08:08Well, I mean, come on, I...
01:08:11You got nothing.
01:08:13Yeah, I got nothing.
01:08:16Oh, sorry.
01:08:17Rivet, this is...
01:08:19Kit.
01:08:20I have been looking forward to meeting you.
01:08:23Um, me too.
01:08:31I suppose it is time to fix this mess.
01:08:45Do you want to, um...
01:09:07Thank you.
01:09:10Dr. Nefarious.
01:09:13Does this dimension love me or what?
01:09:16My problems deliver themselves right to me.
01:09:20How many times you beat this guy?
01:09:22Clearly not enough.
01:09:23Can I try?
01:09:25Be my guest.
01:09:29What are you doing?
01:09:40Ah!
01:09:42Ah!
01:09:57Ah!
01:09:59Oh.
01:10:10Oh.
01:10:25Wow! What a battle!
01:10:31Are we done having fun?
01:10:33Come on, give it up for Rivet and her first victory!
01:10:40I wish I could have been here sooner.
01:10:43However, I am thrilled to announce that I finished neutralizing my enemies.
01:10:49With the exception of Captain Quantum.
01:10:52And...
01:10:54Anyway, when I heard that the rebel Lombax was battling me, I had to...
01:11:01Come here, the universe, celebrate your defeat?
01:11:05Who's celebrating?
01:11:07You mean that?
01:11:10No!
01:11:14Wait!
01:11:16I've been fighting rebels for years.
01:11:19Let me help you wipe them out.
01:11:22Ah, my, um, strange fan wants to assist.
01:11:27Tantalizing.
01:11:29Why don't we make this interesting?
01:11:31A home game, perhaps?
01:11:35He's going to Sargasso! I have to get there first!
01:11:39We're coming with you.
01:11:40Ratchet, we must find Quantum. He is the last rebel on that list.
01:11:45Go to Ardolis and find Pierre. He'll take you to him.
01:11:50ARDOLIS
01:12:01Whoa! Is it just me, or are there more of those things now?
01:12:05I fear the dimensional cataclysm is getting worse.
01:12:08Well, the sooner we find Pierre, the sooner we can get to fixing all of this.
01:12:13Somehow.
01:12:14We will find a way. Like always.
01:12:20Oh, what a tune!
01:12:23In unrelated news, Ardolis be closed today for a private event.
01:12:28The execution of Pierre Maffei!
01:12:32All trespassers shall be shot and or stabbed on sight.
01:12:36And remember Article 4 of the Pirate Code.
01:12:39Never blow up your own plume of shit.
01:12:45Swimming again.
01:12:48Damn now! That ship had to go boom on Molonov.
01:12:52One could even say it destroyed itself!
01:12:58Oh, bubbles!
01:13:05If anyone wanted to save moi, now would be...
01:13:08Argh!
01:13:13Intruders!
01:13:15You can't stop the swift arm of justice, you...
01:13:24Uh-oh.
01:13:25Perhaps that means congratulations in Kraken.
01:13:28That doesn't make it any better!
01:13:30Ratchet, run!
01:13:33Argh!
01:13:37So, Captain What?
01:13:40What brings ye here?
01:13:45You're... uh... in danger.
01:13:48The Emperor has a...
01:13:49Dimensionator?
01:13:51You already knew?
01:13:52Har har! We bugged him!
01:13:55Greatest job we ever pulled!
01:13:57So actually, he's the one in danger!
01:14:02We could get ahead of the Emperor with that thing.
01:14:04Thing?
01:14:06It's me face!
01:14:08But you're not a robot.
01:14:10Wha?
01:14:13Ye dare!
01:14:21Wait, this dimension has a quark?
01:14:24Quark? It's quantum!
01:14:28Captain Quantum!
01:14:33Murderer!
01:14:35No, no, no, no, it's me!
01:14:38It be me! Quantum, see?
01:14:41Ye will pay for defiling our captain's head like that!
01:14:46Both are ye!
01:14:51No, no, no!
01:14:57Surrender, enemy vessel!
01:15:00Your destruction is imminent!
01:15:03It is not working, Ratchet.
01:15:05You're thinking what I'm thinking?
01:15:07I'm afraid so.
01:15:09We have no choice!
01:15:31Quark!
01:15:33No!
01:15:58There's fair!
01:16:01So, this Captain Quark...
01:16:04Is he a pirate in your dimension too?
01:16:07No, he's a hero.
01:16:09Even though he's betrayed us,
01:16:11surrendered to save his own skin,
01:16:13taking credit for our...
01:16:14He's a hero?
01:16:18Because no matter how many times he screws up,
01:16:21he's always there when it matters most.
01:16:24He never stops trying.
01:16:28The dimension's falling apart,
01:16:31the Emperor's all-powerful,
01:16:33and my life's in danger.
01:16:36Perfect time for a career change.
01:16:43And there...
01:16:46you are.
01:16:53What are you doing?
01:16:56Hero stuff!
01:17:19The Emperor was bad enough,
01:17:21but now that he has the Dimensionator...
01:17:24we will not lose your friends.
01:17:29So, if Ratchet is an alternate dimension me,
01:17:33and Clank is an alternate dimension you,
01:17:37were we meant to team up too?
01:17:40They do seem happy together.
01:17:43Yeah.
01:17:45Guess being on my own is just what I'm used to.
01:17:49Me too.
01:17:52So maybe this is just temporary.
01:18:09Furious!
01:18:22Is all this fighting really necessary?
01:18:25Can't we talk about this over some lemonade?
01:18:28No!
01:18:29The Emperor despises lemonade.
01:18:32Nothing should be sour and sweet.
01:18:35I am done with these guys.
01:18:37Nobody messes with the Morts.
01:18:39The Emperor is truly the worst.
01:18:45Oh, Rivet.
01:18:46Sorry you had to come save us again.
01:18:48We tried to hold our own,
01:18:50fixed up the Seekerpede and everything.
01:18:52But one of those dimensional thingamajiggers
01:18:54is blocking it from taking off.
01:18:56First off, none of this was your fault.
01:18:59Second, leave the thingamajigger to us.
01:19:02Raise her up!
01:19:03By the way, say hi to Kit.
01:19:05Hey there, Kit.
01:19:06Any friend of Rivet is a friend of ours.
01:19:09Um, hello.
01:19:11That's Maynard, the Morts' helper bot.
01:19:13He'll lead us to the Seekerpede.
01:19:15So, when I was with Clank, he...
01:19:18It is just like what...
01:19:30Thanks a bunch there, Kit.
01:19:31Now these jerks will really find out
01:19:33who they're messing with, don't you know?
01:19:35Mush, please!
01:19:36Nice work.
01:19:46Hey!
01:19:55Wanna blow that up?
01:19:56I could be persuaded.
01:19:58Not exactly a straight line to the Battlecruiser,
01:20:01but that hurl shot should get us closer.
01:20:11Woohoo!
01:20:16You did it!
01:20:18We did it!
01:20:24Ooh! There they are!
01:20:27Hey!
01:20:29Rivet and Kit!
01:20:31Rivet and Kit!
01:20:33Woohoo!
01:20:37All right, all right!
01:20:40You're well deserved.
01:20:42All right, all right!
01:20:44You're welcome.
01:20:46Mort, break out the lemonade!
01:20:48We're getting crazy tonight!
01:20:56Another unlikely win
01:20:58just in time to cross you off the list.
01:21:02Off to Zordu Prison you go.
01:21:05Oh, who needs tradition?
01:21:06Let's spice things up!
01:21:13Ugh.
01:21:15We appear to be in a pocket dimension.
01:21:19Luckily, the all-knowing Emperor
01:21:22didn't realize I know exactly how to get out of them.
01:21:27No, too far!
01:21:29Come on, Rips, work with me here.
01:21:33You two seem to have a lot of history.
01:21:38Yeah, you could say that.
01:21:40I fought a long time to win our galaxy back.
01:21:43Lost friends, my arm...
01:21:46The Emperor did that?
01:21:47Oh, uh, not exactly.
01:21:50It happened during a mission.
01:21:52I found a secret entrance into the Emperor's tower.
01:21:55So I tried to sneak in, alone.
01:21:59The door was right there.
01:22:02I didn't notice when a Nefarious's Warbots was nearby.
01:22:05I thought I could run.
01:22:08I, um... I wasn't fast enough.
01:22:12Then it just... stopped.
01:22:15I got away before it could finish the job.
01:22:21But I built myself this cool new arm, so...
01:22:24it's not all bad.
01:22:27Rivet.
01:22:29I...
01:22:30That's fine.
01:22:31Hey, look! An exit!
01:22:33Check this out.
01:22:37And now for a message from your Emperor.
01:22:44My people.
01:22:46I did it.
01:22:47At long last.
01:22:49The pirates are vanquished.
01:22:52The resistance is broken.
01:22:55And this galaxy is finally mine!
01:22:59That's it.
01:23:01Where's the joy?
01:23:02The bliss?
01:23:03The murderous enlightenment?
01:23:06Why don't I feel any different?
01:23:09Because you equated happiness with success.
01:23:13And now that you've achieved it,
01:23:15you're the only one left.
01:23:17You're the only one left.
01:23:19You're the only one left.
01:23:21You're the only one left.
01:23:23You're the only one left.
01:23:25Success.
01:23:26And now that you've achieved it,
01:23:28life is meaningless.
01:23:34What could you possibly know about success, you...
01:23:39That's it.
01:23:40I haven't really won yet.
01:23:43There are still so many other dimensions
01:23:46waiting to be conquered.
01:23:48Good luck finding them.
01:23:50It took me years just to figure out the coordinates for this one.
01:23:54That's because you forgot the first rule of road tripping.
01:24:00Always bring a map.
01:24:06A map.
01:24:07The dimensional map.
01:24:09In the archives.
01:24:10He's going to Savali!
01:24:12You catch all that, Rivet?
01:24:13Got it. We'll meet you there.
01:24:16Savali
01:24:24No way.
01:24:25It must be Nefarious.
01:24:27The archives held the dimensional map, correct?
01:24:30Yeah.
01:24:32Rivet, Kit.
01:24:34Emperor Nefarious destroyed the archives.
01:24:37We're going to check inside and see if he got the map.
01:24:40The archives have been destroyed?
01:24:43Where is Gary?
01:24:44I'm not sure.
01:24:45Nefarious forces ahead.
01:24:53Oh no.
01:24:58Rivet, the dimensional map's gone.
01:25:00The Emperor must have gotten here first.
01:25:03We're coming up on his flagship.
01:25:05We'll get it back.
01:25:08Nefarious
01:25:13Are Gary and the monks safe?
01:25:15We'll find them. Good luck up there.
01:25:24Based on the structural norms of the Emperor's ships, we should find high-value assets on the upper level.
01:25:29Let's hope the map's up there.
01:25:38Emperor Nefarious.
01:25:40I've been waiting for this.
01:25:45Wait!
01:25:53It's you. I hoped you'd find me.
01:25:56Sorry. Coming back to one's body mid-meditation.
01:26:00That smarts.
01:26:02What are you doing here?
01:26:04The Emperor captured me after he discovered I'd hidden the dimensional map in an anomaly.
01:26:09So he doesn't have it yet.
01:26:11No, but he's opening rifts willy-nilly to get to it.
01:26:14It's only a matter of time before he's successful.
01:26:19Ratchet!
01:26:21Good news and bad news.
01:26:28Bad news, the Emperor's not here.
01:26:30Good news, we're with Gary.
01:26:31He says the map's hidden inside a dimensional anomaly.
01:26:34In the catacombs. You can get down there by activating the excavation towers.
01:26:39You can activate them via nearby pressure locks.
01:26:54Ratchet, I...
01:26:55Did it! Hooray!
01:26:57Now hand it here so I don't have to send your friend's head to Tauren IV.
01:27:07Don't worry! I'll be hosting a viewing party of my victories!
01:27:11It's all so pleasant!
01:27:13Come on, kid. We gotta...
01:27:22Run.
01:27:23Run? This is our last chance to stop him!
01:27:28Sorry.
01:27:49You!
01:27:53It was you!
01:27:58What is that?
01:28:08What on... are you doing here?
01:28:27No...
01:28:58A.Z.R.I.
01:28:59A.Z.R.I.
01:29:01A.Z.R.I.
01:29:26A.Z.R. Doom.
01:29:28Been a while.
01:29:30Hopefully there aren't any guards out here.
01:29:33The processing center should be just up ahead.
01:29:36Please still be there, you guys.
01:29:41No! No!
01:29:42Rivet?
01:29:43Clank!
01:29:44How did you...
01:29:45I know my way around!
01:29:47Are you okay?
01:29:49We're fine!
01:29:50Time to escape!
01:29:51Somehow...
01:29:53Don't worry! We'll get you out of here!
01:29:57Oh my...
01:30:01Oh no!
01:30:08It must be very worried about all of this.
01:30:10Something like that.
01:30:12Look, Boltz.
01:30:13I'll be honest.
01:30:15It is the Warbot who took off my arm.
01:30:18Oh dear.
01:30:19Um, hi.
01:30:20Yeah.
01:30:21Anyway, that's what's wrong.
01:30:27Someone go investigate the processing center!
01:30:30Now!
01:30:39There's the cell!
01:30:40I will keep an eye on it.
01:30:42Don't worry, Boltz.
01:30:43We'll save them.
01:30:44Right.
01:30:45You fight.
01:30:48We'll search for a way forward.
01:30:50We're in a hall without a hall pass!
01:31:01Ha ha ha!
01:31:05Ha ha ha!
01:31:20System recovery!
01:31:30Whoa!
01:32:00Oh dear.
01:32:16Responding to disturbance?
01:32:18Feeling quite disturbed.
01:32:20We cannot allow them to get taken any deeper into the prison.
01:32:24We won't!
01:32:31Whoa!
01:32:36Wasn't sure you'd actually make it.
01:32:38Don't thank us yet.
01:32:40We need to power down these cells.
01:32:43Which means a visit to the Warden's office.
01:32:50Did you hear about the disturbance in processing?
01:32:52I was informed it may have been...
01:32:55a Lombax.
01:32:57How exciting!
01:33:01Emergency shutdown initiated.
01:33:20Rerouting power to the P.I.P. section.
01:33:26Ratchet's in a V.I.P. position.
01:33:29Ratchet's in a V.I.P. cell, isn't he?
01:33:32Yes.
01:33:35Your friend is being lifted away!
01:33:37There is nothing...
01:33:38Wait!
01:33:39You cannot do that!
01:33:40You...
01:33:41You...
01:33:42You cannot fire me!
01:33:45I quit!
01:33:58Someone call for backup?
01:34:04Thanks for the save.
01:34:06Kit, are you...
01:34:07Give us a minute.
01:34:12We'll meet you at the ship.
01:34:16Clank told me I should try to forgive you.
01:34:21I'm sorry.
01:34:23I'm sorry.
01:34:25I'm sorry.
01:34:27Heh.
01:34:29I, um...
01:34:30I am going back to Zavali.
01:34:34I never should have...
01:34:35Wait!
01:34:37You're just gonna hide again?
01:34:38Now?
01:34:39I am very...
01:34:42Truly, I am sorry, Rivet.
01:34:45For everything.
01:34:48I...
01:34:51I am not a good partner.
01:34:54Well, maybe you could be.
01:34:56If you'd stopped to help me that night instead of running away, things could have been different.
01:35:00Or if you'd just told the truth, maybe...
01:35:02Why do none of you understand?
01:35:05I am broken.
01:35:07I will always be broken.
01:35:10Fine.
01:35:12Go hide.
01:35:14We have a universe to save.
01:35:16Universes, whatever.
01:35:19I don't need a partner anyway.
01:35:24Wait.
01:35:25Where's Kit?
01:35:26She's not coming.
01:35:29But...
01:35:54Here.
01:35:57Kit should be here.
01:35:59She didn't want to be.
01:36:00Only because she thinks she's dangerous.
01:36:03And maybe she is.
01:36:05So you're just gonna give up on her because you're afraid?
01:36:08Says the big hero who's too scared to look for the other Lombaxes.
01:36:12At least my fear makes sense.
01:36:16Sorry, I...
01:36:17I...
01:36:23Sorry.
01:36:41You're all okay!
01:36:42Oh, thank goodness! We were so worried!
01:36:46They can't stop us that easily.
01:36:48What took you all so long?
01:36:50Hey! I think I know how we can find the Emperor!
01:36:54When you're ready to take the fight to him, come talk to me!
01:37:01Okay, okay. We have to draw him out.
01:37:03So I was thinking I'd disguise myself as a robot, but with a really big...
01:37:09Huh?
01:37:14Do you know what that sound is?
01:37:17Listen closely.
01:37:19Is it fear?
01:37:21Hope?
01:37:22The slow inevitability of death?
01:37:25No! It's me!
01:37:29Winning!
01:37:31What else is new, you say?
01:37:33Oh, quite right. But you are only a part of one dimension.
01:37:39What about the rest?
01:37:41Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I think everyone deserves a little subjugation.
01:37:50So, to celebrate such a momentous occasion, I'd like to honor the good doctor who inspired this journey in the first place.
01:37:59By invading his home dimension, personally.
01:38:04What?
01:38:05My first stop.
01:38:07Megalopolis.
01:38:08Or, as I like to think of it, new, nefarious city.
01:38:25When do we leave?
01:38:29Right now.
01:38:41Right now.
01:38:59Are we... home?
01:39:03I am afraid so.
01:39:06Are we... home?
01:39:09I am afraid so.
01:39:27Ransomhole, as always!
01:39:30Ransom and Quark! They're here!
01:39:34You are the heroes of this dimension?
01:39:39That is hilarious.
01:39:42You got lucky last time, nefarious...es.
01:39:47This calls for a special sort of annihilation!
01:39:50I've been looking for an excuse to wear my new suit!
01:39:56Where did he...
01:40:00Go!
01:40:02What's your move, nefarious?
01:40:10You really think you stand a chance?
01:40:16There is a battle to be won!
01:40:24You've got this, Quantum!
01:40:26Emperor Nefarious, your campaign of destruction, cruelty, and wanton snobbery is over!
01:40:35How's that?
01:40:36I have goosebumps.
01:40:39You nailed it! Now jump!
01:40:48Oh, you!
01:40:56Jump!
01:41:06Got him!
01:41:12Derry, I could use an exit!
01:41:21Ratchet! Clank!
01:41:23We got thrown to the other side of the city!
01:41:25Pull them off as long as you can!
01:41:39You think you can defeat me?
01:41:41I will bring in all of my armies, all of my followers!
01:41:46You will bow before me!
01:41:55He's going to destroy the dimensions!
01:42:21Kid!
01:42:26You were right. I cannot run away anymore.
01:42:31I can't let you do this alone.
01:42:36You!
01:42:42I will hold back his army. Take him down!
01:42:56Keep going!
01:42:59Say goodbye!
01:43:01This is the part where you lose!
01:43:22You really thought you had me?
01:43:25Hmph.
01:43:38Get off of me, you loathsome...
01:43:45Please! We can win this together!
01:43:49What do you know about winning?
01:43:56Hmph.
01:44:09You two really are a couple of hotshots.
01:44:12Look who's talking.
01:44:19Ready to fix this, pal?
01:44:21I would love nothing more.
01:44:25Hmph.
01:44:56Hey.
01:44:58I'm sorry for what I said before.
01:45:02You're my friend.
01:45:04And thank you...
01:45:07for coming back.
01:45:10Team?
01:45:12Team.
01:45:17I guess it's time to go home, huh?
01:45:21Yeah.
01:45:23Yeah.
01:45:25Our dimension could use a couple heroes right about now.
01:45:30Well, how would you two feel about making a pit stop on the way?
01:45:36Where are we headed?
01:45:39I think you know.
01:45:48Is that...
01:45:50us?
01:45:52Hmph.