Follows a NYC policer officer along with his rookie partner Angela, as they have a rough day while living the dangerous, and routine job of being a cop in the city.
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00:05:55Why are you doing this?
00:06:01I don't know anything about wine, but the guy at the store said this was very good
00:06:09You asked I did. I don't I didn't know what to get
00:06:16Cheers
00:06:18Cheers
00:06:19To us
00:06:21Wine store guy nailed it. Yeah
00:06:24Is that good? I like it. I
00:06:27I love you. I love you
00:06:33You make me feel really safe
00:06:38I would never do anything to hurt you
00:06:46I think Danny's warming up to you too. Yeah
00:06:50We'll be even even better now you guys are here. I think so, too
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00:08:12All right now so another day in paradise awaits us before you hit the streets. I'd like to introduce our newest team member
00:08:20This is detective Angela Dutton get acquainted say hello
00:08:23Welcome her like family, which means we insult her to her face and talk about our mama behind her back
00:08:29Angela comes from Atlanta and she was accidentally dropped off in the Bronx, which I'm amazed you're not murdered
00:08:36And she's gonna be with us for the long haul and the best person to bring her up to speed is our very own
00:08:42detective day-o Russo
00:08:44Russo
00:08:46Meet your new partner
00:08:48All right, everybody be safe out there
00:08:51Well Walden lieutenant lieutenant tonight, okay, I talked to you for a second just a second
00:08:59Keep up man. What happened to your face? What you can't shave. Yeah, I got a skin thing
00:09:03I was gonna put in for a medical exemption a medical exemption cuz you were allergic to razor
00:09:09So I don't want to hear it
00:09:12seriously
00:09:14You blindside me like this. What is this karmic retribution?
00:09:17Did I do something to you or your loved ones in another life because last I checked me and your significant other get along
00:09:23Great. We both find you to be equally intolerable. Listen, man
00:09:26I was fine with you going solo when you worked on cold cases, but now on homicide
00:09:32I want you with a partner and put me back on cold case
00:09:37Dale it's been five years. I know how long it's been
00:09:42Probably down to the minute
00:09:47You
00:10:04Look I got a good thing going here. I
00:10:08Get up alone I
00:10:10Got to work alone. I
00:10:13Eat alone. I'm like Macaulay Culkin man. I go home alone. I sleep alone
00:10:17I don't have to care about another human being it is a sad sad beautiful thing. I don't want a partner
00:10:24Well, you got a partner. Her name is Angela and go out there and show her around
00:10:30She's taking a selfie Oh
00:10:32She's taking a selfie man. She needs someone like you and you need someone like her. I need someone
00:10:38I need her like I need an enema. What you gonna do teach me about pop culture. He's so full of shit
00:10:42You don't even know when you need an enema
00:10:45Come on you don't socialize you need more human contact and if you won't do it in your private life
00:10:50Hey, thank me. Now. You can do it at work. Is this a precinct or a dating app because I can't tell the difference
00:10:59Look why don't you just take the evidence box take it across the bridge and give it to the DA
00:11:05It's this and it's the guy we got him. It's moving forward. At least that's good news. Yes
00:11:10Maybe you'll have a little more good news if you you know
00:11:13Take your partner across the bridge a little scenic something and maybe a nice bagel at Luigi's
00:11:20You know bond with your partner
00:11:31What
00:11:32Is this because I put the embarrassing photo of you up in the precinct and got everyone to play where's Walden for a month?
00:11:39You're cute and no, it's just cuz I hate you get the fuck out of my office
00:11:47Tell Bob I said hi. I ain't telling Bob shit
00:11:53So these people don't realize I know where they live does anybody got some snacks
00:12:00It's my first day on the job and I cannot wait to get in the car with my new partner he seems
00:12:07Okay
00:12:09Experienced maybe a little bit grumpy, but you know, I mean, I guess what are you gonna do?
00:12:36Guess it's you and me. Yeah, Angela Dale. Let's go
00:12:50Your chariot waits
00:12:53And where are we going? We need to drive the man out and take this box of the DA
00:12:59Can you drive?
00:13:01of course
00:13:07Nice catch
00:13:12Off to a great start partner
00:13:20Now the way
00:13:22No, no, I do not
00:13:25Get out of here and turn left
00:13:28Don't kill me
00:13:30I'm not gonna kill you. It's not today
00:13:33Oh
00:14:03You
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00:14:30Okay, this is really weird are we just supposed to drive in silence
00:14:33I mean, I thought this is when we were supposed to be getting to know each other, you know, like
00:14:36Bonding like get tight. No, this is the part where we drive the evidence box to the DA
00:14:42And why am I driving equity? Why do you think to get used to the city?
00:14:48Okay. Hey first breakfast on me partner
00:14:54Money bags over there, huh? Definitely your click-clack followers. Okay, that's that's not what it's called
00:15:00I have 1297 followers. Thank you very much. You monetize that let's just say there's room for growth
00:15:09But I really just like doing those challenges, you know, like the lip-syncing and the dancing
00:15:13What do you say? We maybe like table this conversation, you know, give it a rest until after I get a cup of coffee
00:15:18What do you think?
00:15:20Okay
00:15:22Shabazz
00:15:23Gesundheit
00:15:26No, no, no, no that means rest in yoga
00:15:31Oh
00:15:39Okay
00:15:40So we're gonna stop at Luigi's and get a coffee and whatever else you want to eat on you, of course many bags
00:15:47Luigi's best bagels in the city
00:15:51well, I'm
00:15:54I can't have glue
00:15:57I
00:16:01Have a tomato
00:16:03No, it's fine. I'll get a kombucha
00:16:06What so there there's really healthy drink that has live bacteria and probiotics in it
00:16:11You're paying for back because you know, your intestinal tract is full of bacteria, but it's like really healthy bacteria
00:16:17I don't want to know anymore. I'm sorry. I asked
00:16:20Okay
00:16:24So they tell me you usually drive solo sorry if I'm messing up your G
00:16:32No, no, I'm serious, I mean like, okay, so I practice yoga
00:16:35But I only like to practice by myself because everybody's else's energy just really throws off my cheat
00:16:46People really like honking in this city, don't they?
00:16:50Huh
00:16:52Like the banana boat song do not even do it. What does it mean?
00:17:01God like
00:17:07Yeah, I know no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't you don't know Angela it means angel
00:17:14God's and angels protecting and serving
00:17:21Well, I'm definitely no God
00:17:26Well, I am definitely an angel
00:17:34Okay, so this is Williamsburg Bridge, what is that bridge over there?
00:17:39The Queensborough Bridge means so does that go to like Queens? What do you think?
00:17:45Well, Queens is a borough. It's the Queensborough Bridge
00:17:50Queensborough Bridge connects Queens to Manhattan
00:17:56Assassin
00:17:57Let's see Queens
00:18:00We got now is Manhattan a borough? Yes. Okay. What about Bronx? It's a borough
00:18:07Harlem not a not a borough. Got it. I think that's all I got. It's down now
00:18:13Look at you. Oh my god, you're learning quickly. Look at me
00:18:17I'm like a native good job. Hey seed. I'm like, I'm from New York
00:18:22Don't do that. Don't do what New York?
00:18:26Is that offensive?
00:18:30You're gonna love me at some point you will love me maybe not today
00:18:36So are we gonna go to your Times Square? No, it's a shithole
00:18:39Oh, I thought they'd like got rid of all the porn and now it's all nice and fabulous
00:18:43Yeah, it's it's nice and tourist central which is a shithole. They were better off when they had all the porn
00:18:52Okay, the ADA is out front waiting for us, okay
00:18:57Here we are
00:18:59It's up here on your right. You're just gonna find a place to pull over. There is
00:19:07All right
00:19:17Thanks so much man, thanks for meeting me out here good to see you good see why we got the guy
00:19:22But we do too this will be able to nail him. We'll get him
00:19:36Oh
00:20:01Here we go boy, there we go
00:20:07You
00:20:09Right back
00:20:21Hey, thank you
00:20:26Hey bill, how you doing?
00:20:29You
00:20:31Do that I will you too pickles are on sale pickles are they kosher they're always kosher. Yeah
00:21:02Oh
00:21:04Took you long enough. I had to find you something with bacteria. Okay. Thank you. Oh, it's good. Oh
00:21:13You do not know what you're missing what oh
00:21:20Yeah, I got a gluten allergy I do not care
00:21:28Sweet baby Jesus
00:21:32You know what Angela you seem like a really cool person I'd never say that that is so kind of you to say
00:21:39Thank you
00:21:40Well, you know what? Um, I was born in Marietta, Georgia
00:21:44I'm a Libra so I get along with everybody and I know what you're thinking
00:21:48You're ruining my baby extroverts do not make good detectives, but I have you fooled darling because I am an outlier
00:21:54My dad was in the Air Force. I wanted to follow in his footsteps because he's really my hero
00:21:59But I didn't want to go to war so I joined the force and I got promoted about a year and a half ago to
00:22:04detective
00:22:05Congratulations
00:22:06Thank you. You know that almost sounded sincere
00:22:12Married ten years no kids and I'm just gonna lay everything out on the table. He's done all the cards out
00:22:17Are you didn't he got his tubes tied without telling you're gonna do it anyway?
00:22:20And we weren't great going into kovat and then after everything opened back up that included his secretary's legs
00:22:25So I divorced his fucking cheating ass his loss not mine because I am a catch. I've got an ass like a 25 year old
00:22:31I'm great in bed, and I am so over that fucking high school drop
00:22:37Yeah, yeah how why you moved to a city 800 miles away that apparently hates cops
00:22:46You know what that city is my past
00:22:49My family's gone
00:22:51My brother lives here now
00:22:54The city
00:22:57The city is my future
00:23:01Well
00:23:04The future smells like piss
00:23:09Okay detective what about you what's with this lone wolf mysterious thing you got going on all right, I don't like people I
00:23:19Shouldn't take it personally look around bubblegum Barbie
00:23:24Community is dead
00:23:26Journalism is dead
00:23:27Narcissism is at an all-time high
00:23:29Flip on the news if that's what you want to call it they tell the flocks what they want to hear the way they want
00:23:33Them to hear it as long as it confirms their bias they go along like good little sheep
00:23:37Nobody can think for themselves anymore the politicians and the media are doing everything they can to divide the people
00:23:44hypocrisy and entitlement are like
00:23:46fucking epidemics
00:23:49So I've learned to keep my expectations for humanity
00:23:52Low
00:23:54People are generally disappointed
00:23:57Maybe
00:24:01There are some really good ones as well
00:24:05Life is a team sport we are all in this together
00:24:10You're gonna have to learn to trust somebody eventually Oscar
00:24:15Oscar the Grouch
00:24:19I'm at your home like right over there. That's good. Yeah
00:24:26I swear always want to meet
00:24:34Well squad central
00:24:36request a report possible stabbing for the Syracuse
00:24:40buses rolling
00:24:42I drive
00:24:4412 squad central shows responding copy that 12 squad
00:24:57And you leave all your shit
00:25:14Hey guys, we're on our way to a stabbing right now, and this one is driving like a maniac
00:25:18Are you are you fucking kidding me right, but I kind of like it
00:25:22Do not film me
00:25:24Hi, are you camera-shy? We're working you're pulling you're doing you're doing your little click-clack videos. It's not it's not called that
00:25:36I
00:25:38Little click-clack videos, it's not it's not called that
00:25:56Fucking kid
00:25:58Welcome to New York. Yeah, seriously. Although it does remind me of rush hour at Atlanta
00:26:05Atlanta
00:26:07Yeah, you're gonna sit here and try to compare, New York City to Atlanta
00:26:12I'm just saying the traffic is shit there too. Everything's shit there. What?
00:26:17What you got against Atlanta sucks?
00:26:34I
00:26:55Don't know what's going on sir. Are you okay? Can you breathe?
00:27:04Oh
00:27:08Yes, hi, I'm at the corner of 94th and
00:27:11Denmark we need an ambulance right away an old man is
00:27:15passed out on the ground
00:27:34Oh
00:27:38We don't want to hurt you
00:27:56Hang back
00:27:59Ten-eighty-four
00:28:04Oh
00:28:31Hey, it's like you got your hands
00:28:34Can I ask you a favor?
00:28:39What's up, I don't even fucking know this guy he's this motherfucker. He's just been doing yeah, that's shit
00:28:45Is that a meat cleaver? You mind if I try?
00:28:48No one be my guest
00:28:52Detective Deo Russo, I'm gonna I'm gonna holster my firearm here. Okay, just gonna have a talk
00:28:57What's your name? Go fuck your mother on your sister. I hope that's not a family name. Look listen, man
00:29:04Looks like you're just having one of those days pal. Hey, just me and you you don't really want to hurt yourself
00:29:11Tough guy like you if you want to do some damage you can do some real damage. Yeah
00:29:19Yeah, now listen listen to me
00:29:22We don't want to hurt you and we don't want to see you hurt yourself any more than you already have
00:29:28No woman, no cry. No guns. No problem
00:29:31Oh
00:29:32Now if you just lower that meat cleaver you and I can have a little chit-chat
00:29:39All I want to do is get you to the hospital and get you cleaned up that looks like that
00:29:44Okay, your arm is not a piece of pizza we can do this all day
00:29:48But I think you got things to do I got shit to do you had a bad enough day, man
00:29:54You know, I know I've been there how about that fuck up, okay
00:30:01Oh
00:30:09Where'd you get the taser
00:30:16Really feeling yourself, huh?
00:30:21What's your problem you're my problem I should hang back for no good reason any good reasons bullshit name one
00:30:27How about the only one that matters? I'm your partner and I asked you to
00:30:31She showed me when it comes to you. The only thing I could trust is your damn ego
00:30:34Oh bullshit, you didn't ask me you told me like you were my fucking superior
00:30:39You think I don't know what this is about. You have been butthurt ever since you got placed with a woman
00:30:43You don't know shit about. Oh, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me this isn't some stereotypical bullshit for the record
00:30:48I don't have a problem stereotypes
00:30:49Most of them are true and a lot of them are funny
00:30:51Would you ask me this world can use some of that truth and humor that we lost somewhere?
00:30:55Oh
00:30:57Nobody fucking asked you
00:30:59Generally speaking. I think men do some shit better than women and generally speaking
00:31:02I think women do some shit better than that. Neither of which has anything to do with right the fuck now
00:31:07So whatever wokey-pokey misogynistic virtue signaling victim me horse shit narrative
00:31:12You got rolling through that a seed brain of yours detective done. It is so fucking wrong. It's not even fun
00:31:21Get up
00:31:25Get up
00:31:55Oh
00:32:06Hey Sarge, thank you. Thanks detective. Good job. Thank you. I appreciate
00:32:15Hey, are we good
00:32:22Clearly you're good at what you do or you wouldn't be
00:32:26Oh, you're probably better than me
00:32:28Just an average detective at best just trying to make it through the damn day
00:32:33So I highly doubt Walton would put you with the likes of me if you were anything but fan-fucking-tastic at what you do
00:32:41And what's that
00:32:43It's your first shift
00:32:46So soon if I didn't want anything to happen to you on day one
00:32:51I'm not your responsibility. How you want around 8 a.m. This morning. You became mine. I became yours whether we like it or not
00:32:58That's the code
00:33:05Meet me at the hospital keys are in the car. I'll ride with the electric slide
00:33:15Hey
00:33:18Do you've asked me to hang back if I wasn't a woman
00:33:28Probably not let me ask you that's so bad
00:33:48Hey, I'm gonna ride you got it
00:34:01Just follow the ambulance just breathe buddy. We're five minutes out. Hey, take it easy pal
00:34:07Avery here is gonna take good care of you. Okay?
00:34:10Just try
00:34:16I'd get anything out of him. What do you think?
00:34:18He's got all kind of shit in the system. It'll be a while before you get any useful information
00:34:21No harm in trying you ready to tell me your real name pal. What do you think?
00:34:27Bullet which is that blade would be more appropriate for you
00:34:39Okay, Willie, take a nice deep breath for me, please
00:34:45One more
00:34:47Very good. We're almost there. Don't worry about it. What do you think that's stabbing yourself a little bit of an error in judgment?
00:34:55All right. I want you to think about this when we get to the hospital
00:34:57You can talk to me you can talk to the VA. I'm a lot nicer. Okay
00:35:02Just breathe guy I am helping you she's helping you she's giving you the good stuff
00:35:09I
00:35:39I
00:35:42I
00:36:04Got a perp
00:36:06Conflicted wounds stabbing his name's bullet. I don't know his real name yet. Oh, yes, we have an assistant
00:36:16First New York taste
00:36:23Coming through
00:36:25My dog
00:36:27It's tied up outside the store
00:36:30Denmore Street, listen pops. I'd love to help. I'm right in the middle of a tour. Please. He's all I have
00:36:38You have to help
00:36:42He's all alone
00:36:45What's your name Willie, we'll take care of it, please. Can you see his dog? Oh, no dog
00:36:52Oh
00:36:59What's your dog's name tango
00:37:10Angela you got the keys. Why what are you doing? I'm gonna go get his dog
00:37:15Okay, dr. Doolittle just in case you forgot we still have an arrest we have to complete thought you were an angel
00:37:20Where's your sense of heroism?
00:37:22Just as much as the next person but dog heroism is the ASPCA's job. And what about you? Mr. I don't like people dogs
00:37:28Aren't people they're loyal besides. I thought we were all in this together
00:37:31Was that just part of your after-school specialist speech look post a video of a dog rescue
00:37:36I bet you doubled your followers on your little click-clack
00:37:39Again, it's not called that again. I do not care. Please process it for me. Here's the keys to the cuffs
00:37:45If he shits or pisses in the back of the car, you're cleaning it up funny. I told Walden the same thing about you
00:37:51You're such a comedian
00:37:53Gods and angels protecting and serving. We're definitely not a guy. You're definitely no angel beg to differ
00:37:58I
00:38:21Have a chat. Yeah, come on it
00:38:26It's a nice place you got yeah
00:38:28fucking Valenti send you
00:38:31Huh, let's have a seat. Let's have a seat. Yeah
00:38:38Thanks Jack just gonna sit down and relax a bit
00:38:44Yeah, what the fuck
00:38:52Down
00:38:55You know, it's my son man sit
00:39:00Sit down
00:39:03Yeah, he's good, right
00:39:05Oh
00:39:12Daddy's a fucking troublemaker. Are you okay?
00:39:17It's good
00:39:27So look, I don't want to waste time I don't want to look around this shithole where is it
00:39:36Where's what
00:39:38Hands by your back
00:39:40Where is it?
00:39:42Where is it then? How about you? Let me talk to your boss. Yeah, if the boss wanted to talk to you
00:39:48He'd be here right now
00:39:52It's not here, where is it it's gone
00:39:59So my fucking kid around my
00:40:02Room
00:40:04Logan Logan
00:40:07Logan here's what we're gonna do. I'm just gonna ask you questions and you're gonna either nod or shake your head. Okay, so
00:40:15Okay. Hmm
00:40:17You say it's not here. Did you?
00:40:21Move it somewhere
00:40:26No
00:40:28Logan did you sell it to someone else?
00:40:32I
00:40:37Because they paid more
00:40:58Relax
00:41:01I
00:41:06Just I don't understand what you thought was gonna happen
00:41:09What did you think was gonna happen? Did you think the boss would what do you think he would say?
00:41:13What do you think the boss? Hey
00:41:18Okay
00:41:21We're having a conversation hey make it easy for us, okay. Yeah
00:41:27You did what you did
00:41:29So now you gotta accept the consequences
00:41:33Yeah, okay
00:41:35so
00:41:37Let's talk rationally. What do you think he would say to you that?
00:41:41Congratulations Logan. You're a champ. You're a good capitalist. You know how to work the market. Well done. You made a profit fuck
00:41:50So strange
00:41:57It's okay
00:42:00I needed money
00:42:03Well, I
00:42:05Owed people money
00:42:07That's it. Jack, you know me, you know me a long time
00:42:11I'm not gonna fuck you over you guys are at the top of my priority list then
00:42:15Go back. I'm good for I'm gonna get the money back to you
00:42:20Just let me and my kid go and I'll go out and I'll get the money
00:42:24So, okay I
00:42:27I got no product. I got no money, but I have your fucking word my word. Oh, I'm fucking good for this
00:42:38Swear to you. It's not like before I'm not gonna fucking do
00:42:48My hands are tied like yours
00:42:56I
00:42:59Answer tied to
00:43:04Stupid asshole
00:43:06Somebody has to pay because that's the way this shit works
00:43:09I didn't fucking invent the fucking order, but that's the way it works and that's the bad news
00:43:15But here's the good news. I'm gonna give you options
00:43:20Because we we've known each other a while. You're right. Okay option a you die
00:43:25Your son he lives fucking jerk off every day. He wants to and skateboard do whatever the fuck he does the rest of his life
00:43:32To be a fuck-up like you or not. Maybe not
00:43:36most likely
00:43:37Option B. Your son pays your debt for you. No, no, but listen, no, no, but listen
00:43:43I get it
00:43:45Listen think of it this way. Listen
00:43:48You go to therapy you cry and you go back to your own fucking life
00:43:52Do whatever the fuck it is you want to do
00:43:55clean is
00:43:56No, no, but listen, we put him in there
00:43:59So you didn't have to look at him or he doesn't have to look at you while you're making this choice
00:44:04All right did that for you?
00:44:07Okay, so just relax and I need you to pull your fucking pants up big boy pants
00:44:13But you're thinking cap on and I need you to think hard
00:44:16Okay, listen, I promise
00:44:19if you
00:44:21Choose the kid. I'm gonna make it as quick as possible. I promise
00:44:26Okay, so go ahead. You're gonna think about it and I'm gonna give you
00:44:3130 seconds. Hmm
00:44:36Just you say the word and it'll be quick, okay
00:44:51Oh Logan, oh look at me, okay
00:45:01You want your kid grown up in this fucking world anyway
00:45:21Fuck five four three
00:45:51Oh
00:46:21Let's fucking go
00:46:51You
00:47:21Oh
00:47:37Tango I'm gonna bite my hand off. Are you?
00:47:42All right, so I want that on whole wheat, but I want only one of the slices toasted
00:47:51No, look at you you're an answer for all that
00:47:56Let me get you some water. I'll be right back
00:48:02That I'll have the
00:48:04The Munster the mayonnaise on the side that's not toasted because it like sinks. Hey, man
00:48:09I got my dog outside and I've had a bowl water a cup of water
00:48:14anything back there
00:48:17Anything else?
00:48:19Bacon on it, too. Yep. Lettuce tomatoes. Good. Let's tomatoes always good. Thank you. I appreciate it. There you go
00:48:30Let me get on a spinach wrap a chipotle mayo on there with the smoked Buddha
00:48:38Want some water you thirsty
00:48:50Good morning, Corso
00:48:54Central 12 squad, you're not gonna believe this but I'm in the area I could be there in three
00:48:59Well, it's your lucky day report of shots fired at
00:49:03420 East Cornerstone
00:49:05All right, dispatch. Show me on scene
00:49:07Central send additional units. I'll be that 12 squad
00:49:11And what do you think now?
00:49:14We're going a little adventure. Come on
00:49:19Hop in that good boy
00:49:49I'll be right back
00:50:19You
00:50:49You
00:51:19Hey
00:51:21Got here as fast as I could what's with this weather? It'll pass
00:51:26The process I'll call her. Yeah, I'll take care of
00:51:31Killed a father and a son looks like a double homicide, but I don't know
00:51:38Well, I checked on his dad he's gonna be in a couple weeks, but he'll be okay
00:51:45Oh buddy
00:51:47Yeah, meet me for lunch at our place in ten why
00:51:53I know how the honeymooners are doing and because I said so
00:52:00Do you just hang up
00:52:06I should poison him. Boss is making us eat with her. Let's go
00:52:17Oh
00:52:42Open this door Paul Paul open this door
00:52:48Open this door
00:52:52Feels like we're a family now, you know
00:52:55Yeah, we've never had that
00:52:58No
00:52:59No, I mean his dad left when
00:53:03He was so little, you know, he's never really known a dad
00:53:12No pressure, okay
00:53:17Doing in there
00:53:24Danny get your backpack, baby. We got to go to school. I
00:53:31Got us a new apartment we're gonna be leaving at the end of the month
00:53:43Why
00:53:47Why
00:53:51Are you kidding why
00:53:56You know why you're using again
00:54:00Good I'm glad you're not even gonna deny it. Maybe now you can get some help
00:54:04I'm fine. See I'm fine. Don't lie to me
00:54:08Don't do that. I
00:54:10Love you
00:54:13I
00:54:15Don't do this any I'm not doing anything
00:54:18You did this
00:54:19I told you from the very beginning that I would never ever
00:54:23Put myself or my kid in this position ever again and you promised me that I would never have to worry about that
00:54:30I've been I don't even know why we're talking about it. It's not a discussion. I put it to pods down. We're leaving
00:54:37No
00:54:40I'm sorry. What you're not leaving. I
00:54:46Decided no, I am leaving I put a deposit down on an apartment. We are leaving nobody
00:54:51Is fucking leaving me
00:55:05I
00:55:08Don't care if you from the streets that shit don't matter
00:55:11I make them see scatter all over the world like fucking brain matter
00:55:14When it comes to whining quick to knock you out the box fuck around my neck
00:55:18I
00:55:34Can't take him anywhere, huh? I try not to yeah
00:55:41Hey, how is everyone good, how are you like some menus?
00:55:45Uh
00:55:46Go right in one cheeseburger for me. Okay. I'll the usual usual and
00:55:52I'll just do a burger in a salad, please gluten-free, please
00:55:56Absolutely, you're right. Thanks
00:55:58Don't give me that look. You gotta make sure your water is gluten-free. You know what? I told her you and your sass today
00:56:04I cannot oh
00:56:06boy
00:56:07Hoping that you had some bonding time. Oh, yeah, we're we're just you know peas in a pot
00:56:14Just really enjoying today. No, what's funny? Now? There's two of us against him and he's just gonna
00:56:20we I
00:56:23Can pray for him I you know, I do every day
00:56:27And today being the first day starting off strong I am well, thank you so much for treat boss. Oh, it's not a problem
00:56:34It's a business expense
00:56:39So I
00:56:40Spoke with the DA
00:56:42He's I'm confident that the prosecution is going our way one second. Can I order another one of these to go, please?
00:56:49Thank you on her. Yeah, thanks. So you were saying I spoke with the DA. I just want to make sure you're
00:56:55You know sure on the motive
00:56:58Twice convicted on possession with intent to distribute. Yeah, I feel strong
00:57:02It's fentanyl issue. I
00:57:05Don't know what causes more deaths were on drugs or the drug itself
00:57:11I'm sorry. Today wasn't exactly what I expected to be for you to bond. Oh, no, we're getting married next Tuesday
00:57:18Well, I already picked out my dress. Oh, we've got a flower girl. Here is your second burger
00:57:24Thank you. I appreciate I have another Boston
00:57:26I
00:57:29Guess he's hungry. Oh, thanks for lunch in the 11 years that we've done this together. It's only happened once twice
00:57:36There's been plenty of dinners that I have bought for everybody lunch dinner drinks
00:57:43Okay, I mean, would you like mine too? Oh, thank you. Oh, just take that. Thank you so much
00:57:49Well, I am so glad
00:57:52Generous. Thank you. I well, I'm glad I could help at my expense, but at least you guys are getting along
00:57:59You owe me a chicken, man. I
00:58:02Guess um, we're leaving now. Yeah, you know what? Thank you for lunch
00:58:09Well, um, I think he likes you I'm terrified to see the people he doesn't like
00:58:15Well, just give him some time and he'll grow on you
00:58:19Yeah, like a fucking cold sore
00:58:21See you later
00:58:31I
00:58:43Look good asshole has a dog
00:58:45I
00:58:56Need some slackers. I want to see something. Okay stay you won't
00:59:07It's just like
00:59:12We got cheese on you
00:59:16Relax
00:59:20You just nodded
00:59:24He's a good relax
00:59:29You're so smart you're smarter than my partner, you know what I resent that
00:59:34But you did just call me partner
00:59:37It was a slip of the tongue. Oh, what's it for? I didn't slip I see
00:59:41I think you're in love. It's so handsome
01:00:11I
01:00:28Know buddy
01:00:41You
01:00:52Dropping off. Yeah. Okay, so you have to fill out an AHS form surrender consent
01:00:59proof of vaccinations
01:01:01dietary restrictions and
01:01:04His owners in the hospital. He'll be out in like three weeks. Dog's name is Tango, but that's all I got for you
01:01:11Well, he just left
01:01:22Why are they even coming here
01:01:26Okay, buddy
01:01:27Corolla here promises not to do it again. Isn't that right Deville?
01:01:32Okay, you know what if I can give the dog a second chance you can give humans a second chance
01:01:37I don't think that's a fair exchange. Oh my god. You were so stubborn
01:01:41Just take the deal
01:01:43If I take the deal, will you shut up? No, no
01:01:46I will not shut up
01:01:46But I will change the subject or I could just keep asking you personal questions and annoy the shit out of you fine
01:01:53Repeat after me. I will give humans a second chance. So dumb
01:01:57Dumb, just say it
01:02:00Humans, I will give humans a second chance there. See
01:02:06So godlike of you see now that's why I don't do this
01:02:08How does it feel you're gonna give humans a second chance idiot? You're gonna stop being such a pussy about excuse me
01:02:13I am NOT being a pussy about you're kind of being a pussy. You got a mouth on you. That's what she said
01:02:21That's good, thank you good. I got you to smile. I didn't see that coming. Oh, that's what she's
01:02:28It's true
01:02:33Hit her right in the eye. Oh
01:02:38What do they go out she may not have depending on the angle what do they call that it's not a cream pie is it
01:02:49No, I don't know I don't know
01:02:55I think a cream pie is when they
01:02:57come in the rear then you pull out and then you
01:03:01Know I thought a cream pie was when
01:03:04You come inside and then suck it out
01:03:07Then why would you think it was?
01:03:12See look at you
01:03:14You're melting a little see there you go. Good. Hey, you don't hate me. Don't push it
01:03:20I
01:03:25Feel huge you still love me like this
01:03:38I love you, too
01:03:40Real quick to make this work. All right, I'm not going back to jail. I promise you
01:03:45How are you gonna promise me that going back? Are you the are you the law?
01:03:51Fuck the law. All right, what good do I ever did for us?
01:03:55Nothing. Okay, then. Okay, then
01:03:58The lion never did shit for us
01:04:01Fuck the law
01:04:21Hey, how about this guy?
01:04:35Here's my number I'll watch him until you recover
01:04:40So you have to recover
01:04:43Take care of yourself. Hey, mr. Willie, it's time for your what is this?
01:04:50Animals are prohibited in the hospital. So good. We were just leaving
01:04:55Go on boy
01:05:02Thank you so much
01:05:21I'm not going back
01:05:36Run a New York plate
01:05:38JEC 8 5 2 2 so good. So good. So good
01:05:43So good. I got this handled. All right
01:05:45Okay
01:05:46Okay
01:05:49Okay central show 12 squad at a car stop on 12th and West 29th
01:06:07They're gonna chill chill relax
01:06:19I
01:06:29Done all right officer. How you doing? I send some registration, please
01:06:48You
01:06:54Know why I pulled you over now what stop sign back there you gonna see that
01:07:01I'll see it for you. I didn't see it
01:07:06Congratulations, how far along are you?
01:07:08very I
01:07:11Saw you two earlier
01:07:14The room it's a little dangerous to be driving like this just be curious. What was I wearing a
01:07:22Wise guy, huh?
01:07:27What do you think your license in there pal and I'll put all kinds of shit in here
01:07:40Let me see your hands
01:07:44You know
01:07:47Get out of the car slowly go
01:07:56Turn around put your hands on the hood. Let's go asshole
01:08:13You
01:08:25Two pounds of sweet tarts in the truck. Oh the DEA is gonna love this one
01:08:31Look Frank. I got a dog in the car. Do you mind if?
01:08:35Go ahead Dale. We'll process it. Thanks for picking up my bag of shit. No problem. Appreciate you
01:08:41Hey
01:08:43Drive
01:08:48Wait
01:08:52Thanks
01:09:00Oh
01:09:03Thank you, I just got kissed, you know, I could probably drop you guys first so everybody doesn't know that we're the new
01:09:09Parents of a dog he's been in here for a while. Maybe we should take him to the park first. Give him a walk
01:09:15Sounds good
01:09:18What a day
01:09:20What a fucking day
01:09:39I
01:09:51Think we should get him. I think you should get him
01:10:09You
01:10:18Paul
01:10:21I'm so sorry. Slow down. What's going on? She says she is gonna leave
01:10:27Oh
01:10:34This is your idea
01:10:37Isn't it get away from me? You're not my dad. Oh, you're leaving today. You think you're leaving, huh? I give you close where
01:10:57Oh
01:11:28Oh what the fuck is happening Paul
01:11:46It's my brother, okay, get it
01:11:57Very good. I'm trying to find it. No, I I know what's in
01:12:09You tell me what's going on? That's my brother
01:12:12Apparently his girlfriend wants to leave him. Look he's not wrong
01:12:15He began using to cope with the PTSD when he got back from two tours in Iraq. He was clean for a long time
01:12:21so I thought
01:12:22I'm pretty sure he's using again and when he does
01:12:25It's really bad
01:12:40I love you
01:12:47All right, we're almost there turn right turn right here and it says about 800 feet on the right side
01:12:52Yeah, yeah this complex
01:13:04Yeah, let me go in first
01:13:15Holly Holly
01:13:22You
01:13:52Oh
01:14:22You
01:14:52You
01:15:23You
01:15:40Boss we ain't do nothing wrong. You didn't do nothing, right? What did you expect us to do?
01:15:46Jackie Jackie Jackie, what are the rules Jackie? No women and above all no fucking kids
01:15:53I sent you there to intimidate and persuade Logan to giving up the goods
01:15:58I didn't tell you fucking kill him. How am I supposed to get paid back if he's dead? He sold the goods
01:16:05He sold him. He made a fucking profit. The fuck was I supposed to do?
01:16:08Let him rip us off what you were supposed to do is maybe break his fingers
01:16:13How about chop off a thumb, but you got to go to the extreme kill his fucking kid. The shit was gone
01:16:19The fuck we're gonna do the biggest problem we have is you two douchebags got caught on the security cameras
01:16:27So now the security company has your footage
01:16:31Which means the cops have it also and my bet
01:16:37Is that you are both not willing to do 25 to life for killing that kid which means to me
01:16:43That you're gonna sing like the little canaries that you both are no boss. We would never do this right Joe never
01:16:49I
01:17:10Clean up this fucking mess right beside the blood kind of makes me a little hungry
01:17:15Do a nice job. Maybe go out and have a couple of steaks, man
01:17:20You
01:17:23Did he just say what I think he said
01:17:26He said hurry up and clean up this mess when you see the bloody to get it home you're gonna take it for steak
01:17:49You
01:17:56Fuck you
01:17:58Is there someone I should call
01:18:01What I'm gonna always feel like they have to fix everything
01:18:05It's our nature
01:18:09Your parents still alive
01:18:13Hmm look at that
01:18:16Both orphans. Hmm
01:18:19How'd they die
01:18:24Okay, you know what you could do you could talk to me
01:18:27You could talk to me about anything other than what the fuck I'm feeling right now. How about that?
01:18:32You know what?
01:18:34We're gonna play a game. I'm not much of a games guy. I
01:18:38Wasn't asking I'm gonna ask you questions and you're gonna answer them honestly, and if you don't you have to take a shot, okay?
01:18:48My dad died when I was 19
01:18:51How
01:18:53Stabbed
01:18:55Prison fight he was a criminal
01:18:58Hmm. So you went the other way nice. What about your mother good woman?
01:19:05Passed three years ago. No life
01:19:11It eventually kills you
01:19:14My dad died in combat
01:19:17Afghanistan my mother drank herself to death after that and Paul. Well, he just went a little crazy
01:19:27You know when everything around you just starts to fall apart it feels like
01:19:33The only thing you can do is just grab the wheel and hold on
01:19:41Why'd you get divorced
01:19:43You should crash here
01:19:47Just answer the question I
01:19:51Was a jerk
01:20:09I caught her with someone else like red-handed. What did that look?
01:20:17Oh
01:20:20So, why'd she cheat I
01:20:22was inadequate
01:20:24bullshit
01:20:26Why'd she cheat we grew apart why because I wasn't around
01:20:32Why threw myself into my work?
01:20:35Or escape whatever you want to call it. I was never present. And when I was I was mostly drunk there
01:20:46Why
01:20:52We had a daughter
01:20:57Ava Ava Marie, she was only supposed to live one year
01:21:06She made it 18 months
01:21:11Congenital heart disease I
01:21:13I
01:21:15Guess after that
01:21:19It just got hard to find peace and it's the chaos
01:21:39Sorry
01:21:43I
01:21:47Take
01:21:51What a fucking day
01:21:57You should uh, you take the bedroom I'll take the couch you don't have to do that. Yes, I do
01:22:04You
01:22:08Thanks partner get you some towels, you know, whatever
01:22:34I
01:22:51Cannot thank you enough
01:22:55No, absolutely not, but I'll give you this back this 75-pound ball of joy
01:23:00Okay, I just uh, I
01:23:04Just have one request
01:23:07Let me walk in from time to time. It's been uh, it's been good for me the last few weeks
01:23:13Anytime you want
01:23:17No
01:23:18When I was laying there and nearly died
01:23:22The only thing I thought about was what would happen to tango?
01:23:26I
01:23:28Had to survive I couldn't leave without knowing when you came back with him. I
01:23:35Knew he'd be okay
01:23:38Everybody needs to live for somebody or something outside of themselves
01:23:49Thank you, that's my ride
01:23:56All right, this isn't goodbye this is just uh, see you later, yeah, appreciate it
01:24:02Thank you so much
01:24:09Are you filming me? Come on, no one wants to see this. Hey, you're the one that told me dogs bring followers and cops
01:24:16even cops before the old
01:24:18This
01:24:24Remember those contract killers from a few weeks back that killed the father and son
01:24:29Yeah, we found him chopped into tiny little bits in a garbage dump
01:24:37So that's where we're headed wait
01:24:40Coffee and a bagel first
01:25:11You
01:25:15Thanks for stopping there's a birthday
01:26:10You
01:26:40You
01:27:10You
01:27:40You
01:28:10You
01:28:40You
01:29:10You