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00:00...free at their participating Carvel ice cream store.
00:02Would you please visit them?
00:04Wednesday is Sunday, and you're participating Carvel store.
00:10Buy one deluxe Sunday dinner, get one free!
00:17Jack Cafferty in New Center 4 tonight at 6.
00:21One of these stars is sitting in the secret square,
00:24and the contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth over $10,000,
00:29which star is it?
00:32Mark and Mindy's Tom Poston,
00:35Mappy and Janet Lennon,
00:37James Coco,
00:39from Soap, Robert Mandan,
00:42George Gobel,
00:44Diane and Peggy Lennon,
00:46from WKRP in Cincinnati, Richard Sanders,
00:50Pia Sedora,
00:51or David Brenner,
00:54all in the Hollywood Square.
00:57And here is the master of the Hollywood Square, Peter Martin.
01:00Thank you very much, Kenny, and a very good day.
01:02Welcome to the Hollywood Square.
01:03Hello, stars!
01:04Hello, Peter!
01:05Last day of the year, some good buddies back with us.
01:08The Lennon sisters, Jimmy Coco, who I haven't seen in a long time,
01:11and Rob Mandan from Soap,
01:13and a young lady, Pia Sedora.
01:15It's been a long time since I've seen Pia.
01:17Wonderful singer and performer, Richard Sanders from WKRP in Cincinnati.
01:21We had something very unusual happen this week.
01:25The contestants are always asked,
01:26do they know anybody on the staff?
01:28Do they know me?
01:29Have they come in contact?
01:30Our champion was a fellow by the name of Mike Gregg,
01:32who was really doing wonderfully well.
01:34But he knows the Lennon sisters.
01:36Did you know?
01:37Mike Gregg was our current champion.
01:39So we sold Mike to the family feud show.
01:44We got two families and a shortstop.
01:47No, what we're going to do,
01:49Mike will be back when you guys are off the show.
01:52Yeah, and he is our current champion.
01:54And his opponent had lost the first game
01:56and was losing the second game and was out of it.
01:59It's also her, was it your wedding anniversary?
02:02This is a lucky lady.
02:03This is Barbara Lange, who's our Miss Circle,
02:05a PR girl, mother of a little boy.
02:07That means that you've got a new life, of course.
02:09The show goes, we'll start all over again.
02:11And your opponent is also a PR man, father of two.
02:15This is Gary Clark.
02:16Nice to see you, Gary.
02:17Welcome to our show.
02:18So we have a Pogster commercial.
02:19We start a brand new match,
02:20and we do a secret score game with $10,000.
02:22After this.
02:26My brother Joey's got two favorite things,
02:29baseball and peanut butter.
02:31He's got 202 baseball cards, but only one peanut butter.
02:35When Mom bought Jif, Joey said,
02:37uh-uh, that's not Peter Pan.
02:39See, Joey knows, and he picks Peter Pan.
02:42In a survey, kids with a preference
02:44pick Peter Pan's rich, peanutty taste
02:46over Jif's or Skippy's.
02:47Trade you three Pete Rose for that sandwich.
02:51See, that's true love.
02:53Particular people pick Peter Pan peanut butter.
02:57Know what?
02:58I can chew gum again.
03:00Big deal?
03:01It is to me.
03:02I had to give up gum because it stuck to my dental work.
03:05But with Free Dent gum, from Wrigley's,
03:07I can enjoy chewing gum again.
03:09Fact is, until I'd found Free Dent,
03:11I'd forgotten how fresh and clean
03:13my mouth and breath could feel, anytime.
03:16Free Dent, in peppermint and spearmint.
03:19You'll like it.
03:20Feel free to chew Free Dent.
03:22It won't stick to most dental work.
03:24Free Dent gum.
03:26Object for the players is to get three stars in a row,
03:28either across them or not, or diagonally.
03:30It is up to them to figure out the stars.
03:31Give me a correct answer, or make it one up.
03:32That's how they get the squares.
03:33Game is worth $200.
03:34We play a 203 match.
03:35Our players play for $400 every day.
03:37We play a Secret Square game.
03:38It's our first game worth $10,000,
03:40and we've got a beautiful young model in the Lenins,
03:43and we'll find out where else we have kids.
03:45And circles start at the Secret Square.
03:47We'll fly you and a guest from Los Angeles
03:49for a week's stay or two
03:50to a world of entertainment at Caesars Boardwalk Regency Hotel
03:54in Atlantic City.
03:55Fine cuisine, luxurious accommodations,
03:57continuous lounge entertainment,
03:58renowned celebrities, and the excitement of a casino.
04:01Take with you Faye Swafford Originals,
04:03a 10-piece ensemble of mix-and-match soft luggage
04:06exquisitely designed with a traveler in mind.
04:08Simplicity with style,
04:09each piece personalized with your initials.
04:11Ah, yes, and lovely Kathy Lenin.
04:13It's the Hollywood Squares coat,
04:15two-tone shades of tonaline mink and white mink
04:17alternated in this coat with fox collar
04:19furnished by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.
04:22Thank you, lovely Kathy.
04:24Also, Vinyl Cam, a two-in-one product
04:27that combines wide-angle binoculars
04:29with a compact camera,
04:30takes magnified photos,
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04:34And a selection of McGregor Sportswear,
04:36sweaters and jackets for today's active men.
04:39Casual styling for fashion and versatility
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04:43So, how about it for Secret Squares,
04:44another stars of our week.
04:45God bless you and the actual questions
04:47for the first time as they are asked.
04:48Barbara, you won the toss,
04:49so good luck and go get them.
04:51Richard Saunders.
04:52All righty.
04:53According to University of Southern California Studies,
04:57if you are the average American guy,
04:59what are you most likely to be obsessed with
05:02more than anything else obsessed with?
05:08WKRP sex symbol,
05:11Gordon Jump.
05:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:15Frank Bonner.
05:16Let's say probably the money.
05:21Money.
05:23I disagree.
05:24No, yourself.
05:25Yourself.
05:26Good start.
05:27Circling after the start.
05:28Janet Lennon.
05:30According to the latest government statistics,
05:32what does it now cost the average family of four
05:35to feed their family for a week?
05:38Family of four.
05:39Within $10.
05:42Family of four.
05:43I've never been in a family less than 12.
05:47Well, divide by three.
05:50Oh, no, no.
05:52To feed.
05:53I feed seven for less than that.
05:55Okay.
05:56You answer it.
05:59To feed them.
06:00It says here to feed their family,
06:02feed within $10 a week.
06:04$90.
06:06$90.
06:07I disagree.
06:08You missed it by two.
06:09It's $78, $68 to $88.
06:12So, by $2, you've got the eggs.
06:14All right.
06:15Larry, your turn.
06:16George Dover, please.
06:19According to the Reader's Digest, George,
06:21is it possible to have too much honesty,
06:24too much honesty in a marriage?
06:27Well, it depends.
06:29For me, honesty is terrific.
06:32Like I told Alice,
06:33she was getting a little heavy around the waist.
06:36Now she won't even talk to me.
06:39And, uh...
06:44But can too much honesty in marriage...
06:46Yes, you can't be too blunt or too honest.
06:48I mean, you can...
06:49Little white lies and sugar-coating helps.
06:52I agree.
06:53Too much honesty can actually be cruel.
06:55Don't be cruel.
06:56Diane and Peggy, ladies and gentlemen.
06:58That is too much square.
07:01Here we go, George.
07:03What a nice way to start the new year.
07:06$10,000.
07:07I caution my audience, please,
07:09don't shout out any, uh...
07:11Smarten up.
07:12Okay.
07:13He's the only player
07:15to have won the Grand Slam in tennis twice.
07:19Grand Slam in tennis twice.
07:21Is it Jack Kramer, Rod Laver, or Bjorn Borg?
07:27The only player to have won the Grand Slam in tennis twice.
07:30Is it Jack Kramer, Rod Laver, or Bjorn Borg?
07:34Maybe.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Somehow, I think that's true.
07:37I think Jack Kramer.
07:38Jack Kramer.
07:41I disagree.
07:42I saw him win at Wimbledon, I think it was 1961.
07:45And it's Rod Laver.
07:47Yes, the left-hander.
07:48He got the X.
07:51Nice thing.
07:56A Hollywood thank you.
07:59That's our producer.
08:00That was Merrill Heater.
08:02No, that's Ida May.
08:03That was Ida May.
08:04That's a Hollywood Squares coat.
08:07Do you have a young lady to give that coat to?
08:09Yes, sir.
08:10I had a feeling you did.
08:11What is her name?
08:12Her name is Carol.
08:13Carol, congratulations.
08:14And Gary, you've also got the dining room set,
08:16the microwave oven,
08:17silver encyclopedia,
08:19oh, remote-controlled color TV,
08:21Atlantic City Vacation,
08:23the luggage, the coat, camera, sportswear.
08:25And we give this coat back to Miguel.
08:27I'll throw it over to you.
08:28Okay, guy?
08:29Here you go.
08:30And it's $10,100.
08:32And back to the matter of money.
08:33And, Barbara Lange, it's your turn.
08:35David Brenner, please.
08:36According to Ask the Rabbi,
08:38have you read Ask the Rabbi?
08:39I read it, and I call him.
08:41Mm-hmm, good.
08:42In Genesis, in Genesis,
08:44what was the last thing the Lord made?
08:46The last thing.
08:47A lemon meringue pie.
08:51The last thing the Lord...
08:55It was probably the giraffe.
08:57It was a mistake.
08:58It was the giraffe.
08:59No, he was tired.
09:00That's why the neck, he just like,
09:01oh, that's it.
09:04The last thing he made were the oceans.
09:08The oceans.
09:11I agree.
09:12Man, can't put an X there.
09:14Garrett?
09:15David Brenner to win.
09:16Four, $200.
09:17Yes.
09:18Neon, helium, krypton, xenon, hydrogen,
09:22ozone, carbon dioxide, oxygen,
09:25argon, nitrogen, and methane.
09:28Put them all together, and what have you got?
09:30The L.A. Dodgers.
09:33That's the starting lineup.
09:35Ozone's on first.
09:39You put them all together,
09:41you don't spell mother.
09:43Krypton, helium, neon.
09:45I would say that it sounds more like man.
09:49Man, I disagree.
09:51That's the air we breathe.
09:52X gets the square, $200.
09:54We have a commercial.
09:55We'll be back.
09:56We'll be back.
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11:03Gary, you'll start this game.
11:05I'll take George Gobel.
11:07A tour falls in Chicago. Now, that's your home.
11:10Yeah.
11:11There's a 103-year-old box boy in a supermarket. 103 years of age in Chicago.
11:17Well, he's obviously not very bright, or he'd be a checker by now.
11:24That's true.
11:26That's true.
11:28I agree.
11:30That is true. Poor baby. Okay, Barbara, get to him, then.
11:37Here's Adora.
11:38Here, dear. According to studies in the Youngstown Vindicator, I guess that's their local paper
11:44there, are you more likely to dream about good things or bad things? Dream.
11:49Oh, I think good things.
11:50Oh, good things.
11:51Definitely.
11:52I disagree.
11:53No, and I'll tell you why. If you dream of bad things, it kind of relieves that out of
11:57your subconscious, so it's good to dream bad things, they tell you.
12:01James Coco.
12:02Okay, Jim. And, by the way, Scavenger Hunt, is that you in Scavenger Hunt?
12:06Yeah.
12:07Yeah, everybody's in Scavenger Hunt.
12:08Wonderful. Very funny.
12:09And you have a new film, Holy Moses.
12:10Yep, Dudley Moore.
12:11With Dudley Moore? Oh, 10, 10.
12:12Yeah.
12:13You're being mugged by a man in shorts.
12:16Again?
12:17Mm-hmm.
12:18Oh, my. According to experts, you should really check out his legs, the mugger's legs. He's
12:22in shorts. Why should you do that?
12:25I'm being mugged by a man in shorts. I should check out his legs.
12:28Why?
12:29Wait a minute. I got it. I got it. I should really check out... Wait a minute. I'm being
12:36mugged by a man in shorts, and I should check out his legs.
12:39Mm-hmm.
12:40Why?
12:41Because I've never seen them before. All legs are different. And you look at the knees,
12:47and you can... Oh, yeah. Because... Yeah.
12:51Does he mean you might recognize the legs?
12:52That's right.
12:53Mm-hmm. I agree.
12:54No.
12:55No. We're looking for scars.
12:56No?
12:57We're looking for scars.
12:58You're looking for scars. I can't see a thing without my glasses. I've never been mugged
12:59with my glasses on.
13:00No.
13:01We needed scars and identifiable marks.
13:02Oh, I see.
13:03Like a varicose vein operation.
13:04Right. Next time.
13:05A vasectomy that slips.
13:06Anything. Yeah.
13:07We need a... Wait for you, Barbara.
13:08Tom Claryston, please.
13:09Your wife doesn't seem to have much of a romantic drive. Now, that's... That is a hypothetical
13:10question, because I know Kay, and she's very romantic. Your wife doesn't seem to have much
13:11of a romantic drive.
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14:20She's a 1980 lady.
14:23A 1980 lady.
14:25But she bakes like an old-fashioned girl.
14:29I get old-fashioned scratch cake flavor with pudding-rich Pillsbury Plus.
14:33She bakes like an old-fashioned girl.
14:36Pillsbury Plus has such thick, creamy batter, it tastes moist and flavorful as scratch.
14:41You're a 1980 lady.
14:43But with Pillsbury Plus, you bake like an old-fashioned girl.
14:51Aha, Louise, you made a mistake.
14:52You put the Arm & Hammer baking soda in the freezer.
14:55It's not a mistake, Harry.
14:56It's absorbing freezer odors.
14:58Odors that can make ice cubes taste funny and spoil ice cream's taste.
15:01Oh, no.
15:02One box to absorb freezer odors and a fresh box to absorb refrigerator odors.
15:08Ingenious.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Two boxes.
15:11We're safe now, Louise.
15:12That's true, Harry.
15:14Nothing says fresh and clean like Arm & Hammer.
15:17Naturally.
15:20Any contestant who wins five matches wins the grand prize worth over $25,000.
15:24$10,000 in cash, two automobiles.
15:26We'll be back after this.
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16:33I'll take David Brenner, please.
16:35David, this is for $400 in the championship.
16:37Jerry Brown.
16:38Jerry Brown.
16:39Says that if he's elected president, he might do something very unusual with a woman.
16:44What?
16:46Show her his cuffed underwear.
16:50He has cuffs on his underwear.
16:52Not that he's square, but that's...
16:55He'll do something very unusual with a woman.
16:57He will give her a very high position in the federal government,
17:00which has never been done, like a cabinet position.
17:02I agree.
17:04Have her be his vice president.
17:06We can accept it.
17:07We're the next in the championship.
17:08Gary Clark.
17:15You had a couple of shots at it.
17:17I tell you, Barbara, it is...
17:19Well, look, we wish you a happy New Year.
17:22And if you're going to lose, lose with our party gifts.
17:24$1,600 in party gifts.
17:26I know, that's super.
17:28Barbara Lund.
17:29Bye-bye.
17:33All right, Gary.
17:34Pick a star right now.
17:35Win yourself a bonus prize.
17:37I'll take Diane and Peggy Lennon.
17:42Good luck.
17:43I hope this isn't a pair of shoes.
17:44Me, too.
17:45That's right, you gave those away.
17:49Happy New Year.
17:50You've won a rose quartz and onyx necklace
17:53from Jewels by Edouard of Beverly Hills.
17:55Oh, and I have it right here.
17:57Every once in a while, they give you these things,
17:59and it's lovely.
18:00There you go.
18:01That's very nice.
18:02That is yours.
18:03My goodness gracious, the lady, she did well today.
18:06So far.
18:07Yes, she has.
18:08We have a beautiful young lady to help us ring out the old
18:11and ring in the new.
18:12Dental assistant married to a toothpaste salesman.
18:15Hi.
18:16Hi.
18:17Kathy Hull.
18:18H-O-L-L-Y.
18:19Kathy, good luck on the show.
18:20Pick a star.
18:22George Gold, please.
18:23True or false?
18:24Historians claim one of the reasons Ben Franklin
18:27wasn't asked to write the Declaration of Independence
18:29is because it was feared he'd sneak a joke in.
18:34It's very human.
18:35He was quite a jokester, but he did a lot of good things.
18:37He invented or discovered electricity.
18:40Ben?
18:41Yeah, well, he was flying a kite in the rain.
18:43Right.
18:44And he hollered, Eureka!
18:46I've discovered it.
18:47I've discovered it.
18:48And he kept hollering that all the way down to the drunk tank.
18:53He was quite a guy, but he did have a sense of humor,
18:58as opposed to some people I know.
19:06You see, that's true.
19:07That's true.
19:08I disagree.
19:09That's true.
19:10He had a very funny sense.
19:11They didn't say he would write something,
19:13a joke in the Declaration of Independence.
19:15Let's put it next there.
19:16A break for you.
19:17We have a commercial.
19:18We'll be back.
19:22That's your third piece of chicken.
19:24It's good.
19:25Don't worry.
19:26There's more.
19:27I sure like the taste of chicken fried in Puritan oil.
19:29So do I.
19:30Puritan's a special blend of sunflower oil,
19:33so it's light.
19:34Nothing to hide the flavor of your food.
19:36Should I tell them Puritan means more to me than great taste,
19:39that it helps in our diet to fight cholesterol?
19:41Nah.
19:42Let them think it's just great-tasting chicken.
19:45I know it's more.
19:46Puritan oil.
19:47Great taste and more.
19:49I get the drumstick.
19:50No, you don't.
19:53When Herbie comes home from camping,
19:55I don't use clothespins to hang the wash.
19:57I use them to do the wash.
19:59Ugh, dirt.
20:00Ugh, smell.
20:02I've got a dirt problem.
20:03I've got a smell problem.
20:05But I've also got the game clean.
20:07Look.
20:08Really clean.
20:09And smell.
20:10That's the fresh smell you can only get with game.
20:13Hey, nice.
20:14Great cleaning and a really fresh smell.
20:17That's the game clean.
20:19The game clean.
20:20You can see it.
20:21You can smell it.
20:22Gary Pickastar.
20:23Diane and Peggy Lennon.
20:25According to Life magazine,
20:26he was the most popular sports personality of the 70s.
20:31Who is he of the 70s sports?
20:34It's been the last 10 years.
20:36Muhammad Ali?
20:37He'd be the most famous.
20:40Is that the word you used?
20:41The most famous?
20:42Popular.
20:43Popular.
20:45It must be Muhammad Ali.
20:47Muhammad Ali.
20:48I'll agree.
20:49Muhammad Ali.
20:50Kathy?
20:51Richard Saunders, please, to block.
20:53You're false.
20:54According to a study in Tacoma,
20:56drinking too much milk can lead to juvenile delinquency.
21:01Well, last week, three toddlers were arrested in Acapulco
21:04for holding up an American Express office.
21:07Really?
21:08That's true.
21:10True or false?
21:11Drinking too much milk can lead to juvenile delinquency.
21:15I always drank a lot of milk.
21:16I think that's true.
21:18He's saying that.
21:19He said it's true.
21:20I disagree.
21:21It's true.
21:22Why? They're not sure.
21:23According to research from City College in Tacoma,
21:25drinking too much milk can lead to juvenile delinquency.
21:28Don't know why?
21:30Richard Saunders to win.
21:31Okay, this is four.
21:32A fast $200 for a total of $600 according to recent surveys.
21:36How many of the Lennon sisters' names
21:39are in the list of the top five sexiest girls' names in America?
21:44We have Diane, Peggy, Kathy, and Janet.
21:47How many of those names are in the top five sexiest girls?
21:52Well, if it were up to me, all three.
21:54The four.
21:56You can imagine which is the four.
21:59I'll say three.
22:01Three.
22:02Boy, you got me on the spot here.
22:05I'll disagree.
22:06The top five are Susan, Samantha, Carol, Linda, and Jennifer.
22:12None.
22:13X gets to square $600.
22:16Oh, very sweet.
22:23Gary says names, not personalities.
22:27Okay, the board is cleared.
22:29Suave Gary Clark.
22:32James Coco.
22:34True or false, there are no out-of-work actors in the Soviet Union.
22:39There are what?
22:40No out-of-work actors.
22:41There are no out-of-work actors in the Soviet Union.
22:43You're not saying that's absolutely true?
22:45I agree.
22:46According to officials in Russia,
22:47if you're not a working actor in the Soviet Union,
22:49you're not an actor.
22:50That's right.
22:51Diane and Peggy, please.
22:52Diane and Peggy, according to the Bible,
22:55who named the beaver?
23:03I would assume that Adam named all the other animals.
23:08Yeah, I would assume it was Adam.
23:10Adam.
23:11I agree.
23:12You finally agree.
23:13Then guess what?
23:14It's wrong.
23:15No.
23:16He named all the fowl and the beasts.
23:17Adam did.
23:18Yay.
23:19Tom Poston.
23:22Richard Nixon said, Tom,
23:23it's the primary reason why he's moving to New York City.
23:26What is it?
23:27The primary reason Nixon's moving to New York.
23:30California canceled his visa.
23:36He wants to practice law in New York State.
23:38Gary?
23:39I disagree.
23:40No, to be near his children.
23:41Put an X there.
23:42Kathy, your turn.
23:43Kathy and Janet DuBois.
23:45Ben Franklin once wrote
23:48that the three great riches in life are a little house,
23:51a little field, and a little...
23:55No joke now.
23:57He was serious.
23:58He was a jokester, but...
24:00A little house, a little field, and a little...
24:02A little woman.
24:04A little woman, a little wife.
24:06I disagree.
24:07A little wife.
24:08Oh, no.
24:09Just a little wife.
24:10Can't put an X there, Gary.
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25:21He was born October the 13th, 1979.
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25:28She's coming back to work in January.
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27:46This is NBC News Update with Jane Pauley.
27:51Good morning.
27:52China called on the Soviet Union today
27:54to pull its troops out of Afghanistan,
27:56calling them a threat to China's security
27:58and to peace in the whole world.
28:00But Moscow said the soldiers are there
28:02to wipe out counter-revolutionary gangs
28:04backed by Peking and Washington.
28:06Secretary General Waldheim leaves New York for Tehran
28:09in about two hours to see what he can do
28:11about the American hostages there.
28:13Student guards at the embassy said today
28:15they will talk with Waldheim,
28:17but reiterated, no Shah, no hostages.
28:20Thailand has asked the United Nations
28:22to send security forces to refugee camps on the border
28:25to remove or disarm guerrillas
28:28whose presence has been inviting artillery attacks.
28:31In London, the price of gold settled at $524 an ounce,
28:34the highest yet, and in Cleveland,
28:36a county judge ordered teachers back to work Wednesday morning.
28:39Jane Pauley, NBC News, New York.
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