2016 On Again Off Again FULL HOT MOVIE

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2016 On Again Off Again FULL HOT MOVIE
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00:04:10Hi.
00:04:12Hi.
00:04:14How's it going?
00:04:18Good.
00:04:19Really?
00:04:21I feel like you're not good at all right now.
00:04:24Now you're good.
00:04:25Probably weren't before.
00:04:26Oh really?
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:28I know these things.
00:04:30Sense of, you know.
00:04:33It's a vibe kind of thing.
00:04:35Yeah.
00:04:38What's your name?
00:04:43Yasmin.
00:04:45Yasmin.
00:04:46That's a nice name.
00:04:49I'm Sammy.
00:04:52That's a nice name too.
00:04:53That's not bad.
00:04:55It's okay.
00:04:59Why don't we go?
00:05:01Let's get out of here.
00:05:02Where?
00:05:03Where do you want to go?
00:05:04We'll go.
00:05:05We'll grab a coffee.
00:05:06We'll roam around.
00:05:07Who cares?
00:05:08As long as we go.
00:05:09Are you actually serious about it?
00:05:10I'm dead serious.
00:05:11Why would I ask you otherwise?
00:05:12Oh.
00:05:13I don't think I'd come all the way over here
00:05:16just to like make it up.
00:05:17You want to go now?
00:05:18Yeah, now.
00:05:20How come you want to have coffee with me?
00:05:22Because.
00:05:24There's no reason for me to be here
00:05:26if I'm not going to be talking to you.
00:05:28And I don't want to talk to you.
00:05:30I want to be alone with you.
00:05:32I want to be away from all this.
00:05:34So either we leave together,
00:05:37which would be amazing,
00:05:39or I'm just going to leave anyways
00:05:41because you're the only thing keeping me here anyways.
00:05:47Oh.
00:05:50So let's just go.
00:05:52So let's just go.
00:05:54Um.
00:05:55Come on.
00:05:56Why not?
00:05:57I mean.
00:05:58Why not?
00:05:59Right?
00:06:00That's what I was going to say.
00:06:01Why not?
00:06:02That's the best answer I've heard all night.
00:06:08The owner of this place, his name is Marcello.
00:06:1020 years ago he was married,
00:06:12had two kids.
00:06:13Twin girls, you know.
00:06:15One night he walks in on his wife in bed
00:06:18with another man.
00:06:19What?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:21I mean obviously he wants a divorce.
00:06:23But the thing is he had like a really shady past
00:06:25before all this stuff happened.
00:06:27And so his wife brings all of that,
00:06:29uses it against him in court.
00:06:31Judge takes away everything.
00:06:33He loses his house.
00:06:34He loses custody of the girls.
00:06:36He lost his job because he was in court all the time.
00:06:38Right?
00:06:39Like he just lost everything, you know.
00:06:41And that's not even the worst part.
00:06:42The worst part is that as soon as he's out of the house,
00:06:45okay, she moves the other guy,
00:06:47the guy who she's sleeping with,
00:06:48No.
00:06:49into the house.
00:06:50They're engaged.
00:06:51Like they're gonna get married.
00:06:52Okay?
00:06:54He's devastated.
00:06:55Devastated because like
00:06:57they were like high school sweethearts,
00:06:58you know, they knew each other for a long time.
00:06:59They had their first kiss together.
00:07:01You know, they lost their virginities together.
00:07:04Right?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06They would be like Romeo and Juliet
00:07:07if Romeo didn't just mess everything up
00:07:10and kill Tybalt, you know.
00:07:11Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:07:12I always blame the friar.
00:07:14That is true.
00:07:15Like you can't trust a messenger
00:07:16with that kind of information.
00:07:17It's too important, you know.
00:07:18Exactly.
00:07:19Anyways, Marcello,
00:07:21he's not taking it well, you know.
00:07:23Obviously, like he doesn't even go
00:07:24see his daughters anymore
00:07:25because the thing is
00:07:26they just remind him of her
00:07:28and he can't handle it.
00:07:30It's sad.
00:07:31Yeah, it's really sad.
00:07:32So he gets news that it's their wedding night
00:07:36and he's drinking himself into a stupor.
00:07:39I mean, he's depressed and he's suicidal.
00:07:42He's done, you know.
00:07:44He's ready to go.
00:07:46So he gets a rope
00:07:47and he ties a noose
00:07:48and he puts his head in it
00:07:50and right then,
00:07:52knock at the door.
00:07:54Okay, knock at the door.
00:07:55He goes and it's her.
00:07:58It's her in her wedding dress, okay.
00:08:01Pouring rain and she's soaking, okay.
00:08:05And she's crying.
00:08:06She's crying.
00:08:07She can't even.
00:08:08She's just begging him,
00:08:09please, please take me back.
00:08:10I'm sorry.
00:08:11I'm sorry.
00:08:13I mean, he is overwhelmed.
00:08:16I mean, he wants to slap her.
00:08:18He wants to scream at her.
00:08:19He wants to kill her.
00:08:21But he can't.
00:08:22He can't because after everything she's done to him,
00:08:26he just cares about her too much still.
00:08:29He can't go on without her.
00:08:31So he doesn't say anything.
00:08:32He just, he just leans in
00:08:35and he just kisses her soft, wet lips.
00:08:42And the rain stops right then, at that moment.
00:08:47I mean, they get back together
00:08:51and the family's reunited
00:08:53and he wants to do something new
00:08:55so he opens this coffee shop for her
00:08:57because that's what they used to love to do.
00:08:59They used to love to have coffee in the morning
00:09:01and he set out to make the best cup of coffee in the city.
00:09:06So it only made sense that
00:09:09they call that place Lucinda's.
00:09:13Wow.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16Wow.
00:09:17How do you know all of this?
00:09:20I made it up.
00:09:27Sorry, what did you say?
00:09:29You made it up?
00:09:30Yeah, I made it up.
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:38To be honest, I actually,
00:09:40I've actually never been here before.
00:09:46Are you hungry?
00:09:47Like, do you want to,
00:09:48do you want to get a burrito or something?
00:09:50Because I know the best burrito place in the city.
00:09:57Okay.
00:09:58I don't, okay.
00:09:59Sure.
00:10:00Okay, you're buying though.
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:35Okay.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:35What do you think it means?
00:11:41I don't know, man.
00:11:44Maybe it doesn't mean anything.
00:11:46I guess it's ambiguous or something.
00:11:50It means whatever you want it to mean.
00:11:56So it's bullshit.
00:11:57Basically.
00:11:58Mm.
00:11:59Mm.
00:12:01And you have it with you?
00:12:02Yeah.
00:12:03Yeah.
00:12:04And you have it with that Yasmin chick?
00:12:08No.
00:12:09Nothing.
00:12:11That girl was an Eleven.
00:12:14Which I didn't even know existed until I saw her.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19She's not really my type though.
00:12:22Eleven is everyone's type.
00:12:26Mm.
00:12:27She's too sophisticated.
00:12:32Sophisticated?
00:12:34Mm-hmm.
00:12:37So she's got a brain?
00:12:40Yep.
00:12:42Okay, finding an Eleven with a brain is like getting a picture of Bigfoot riding a unicorn.
00:12:47It is the holy grail in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
00:12:52Yeah, but what if you just want to get in and get out?
00:12:55You know?
00:12:56Keep it simple.
00:12:57Well, obviously.
00:12:58A beautiful woman is like a man who can fly.
00:13:00Except that they do exist and they're fucking everywhere.
00:13:03Walking around flaunting their magical powers.
00:13:05And they know they've got us by the balls.
00:13:07Because there's nothing a woman wants like a man wants to see her titties.
00:13:10And that, my friend, is power.
00:13:13A woman with power?
00:13:15She's got no need for sex.
00:13:17It's just a waste of her time.
00:13:20You know Queen Elizabeth I?
00:13:22She ruled Britain for over seventy fucking years.
00:13:25Died a virgin.
00:13:27King Henry VIII?
00:13:29He died of syphilis.
00:13:32I hate that you get to fuck that chick.
00:13:34Honestly, it bothers me.
00:13:36It keeps me up at night.
00:13:38But you know what?
00:13:39That's fine.
00:13:40That's good.
00:13:41It's good for you.
00:13:42You know?
00:13:43Good for you.
00:13:44Because that girl is too sexy to have sex with.
00:13:48It's just one of those things, man.
00:13:50It's like she's just on display.
00:13:52All for show.
00:13:54It's like that room in your grandma's house
00:13:56that you're not allowed to go into or sit on anything
00:13:58because all the furniture is too goddamn expensive.
00:14:00I don't want to fuck that chick.
00:14:04I want to wash her and take notes.
00:14:06Study her from across the street
00:14:08to her cracking the drapes with a pair of binoculars.
00:14:10Watch her bathe herself by moonlight
00:14:12while she listens to classical music.
00:14:14I don't want to fuck her.
00:14:16I want to stalk her.
00:14:30I don't know.
00:14:31What do you think of this one?
00:14:35I don't know.
00:14:36I don't like this one.
00:14:40I don't like this one.
00:14:42I don't like this one.
00:14:49Yeah, me too.
00:15:12I don't like this one.
00:15:40Hello?
00:15:42No, I'm good. I was just...
00:15:45No, no, I can talk.
00:15:47What's up?
00:15:49Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:51How are you?
00:15:54Good.
00:15:59Yeah, I had a lot of fun too.
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:06Tonight?
00:16:08Tonight.
00:16:12Yeah, that should be good.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:18Yeah, okay.
00:16:20Um...
00:16:22Yeah, okay, so I guess...
00:16:24I guess I'll see you then.
00:16:26Okay.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:30Yeah, bye.
00:16:42Bye.
00:17:06You look really good in 3D.
00:17:08Yes, ma'am.
00:17:10Hasn't Hollywood taught you anything?
00:17:12Everything looks better in 3D.
00:17:14You're so right.
00:17:162D is so 90s.
00:17:18Everything I've ever seen in 2D is terrible.
00:17:212D sucks.
00:17:23You know what they should do?
00:17:25What?
00:17:27They should take all the classic movies...
00:17:29Mm-hmm.
00:17:31...and just remake them all in 3D.
00:17:33Really?
00:17:35Yeah, like Godfather,
00:17:37Citizen Kane,
00:17:39Casablanca,
00:17:40Breakfast at Tiffany's,
00:17:41The Sound of Music,
00:17:42Grease,
00:17:4312 Angry Men,
00:17:44When Harry Met Sally,
00:17:45To Kill a Mockingbird,
00:17:46Driving Miss Daisy,
00:17:47The Bridges of Madison County,
00:17:49Titanic.
00:17:57Hi.
00:18:01Hello.
00:18:05Want to do something crazy?
00:18:09No.
00:18:11Come on. Come on.
00:18:22What are we doing? Why are we here?
00:18:24I can't believe we're doing this.
00:18:26What? It's like a scene from a movie.
00:18:28You know, one of those, like, rom-coms from the 90s?
00:18:31Yeah, but those movies always end with some guy in a robe
00:18:34chasing him down the street with a shotgun.
00:18:39Uh...
00:18:45Ugh.
00:19:09What the hell?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:39What the hell?
00:20:09What the hell?
00:20:23Like this bowl of cereal,
00:20:25I've never enjoyed a bowl of cereal
00:20:28as much as I'm enjoying this bowl of cereal right now.
00:20:33It's all because of you.
00:20:37That is the most romantic thing anybody's ever said to me.
00:20:47So what are you doing this weekend?
00:20:50Not much.
00:20:52You know, I've got some readings to do.
00:20:55Because, you know, nothing says Saturday fun day
00:20:58like the Marxist interpretation of fund direct investment policies.
00:21:02That is fun. It's like my favorite course.
00:21:04I took it, like, three times.
00:21:06You want the book? I have it.
00:21:08It's amazing.
00:21:09Why? What are you up to?
00:21:11Uh, well, um, a couple friends of mine,
00:21:14like, we always go to, like, a cottage.
00:21:16It's cool. Like, it's actually really fun.
00:21:18It's like a tradition now.
00:21:19That's nice. I like traditions.
00:21:21Yeah. Yeah, me too.
00:21:31You should come.
00:21:33Really?
00:21:34Yeah.
00:21:35Really?
00:21:36Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun.
00:21:39Wow. Um...
00:21:43Um, it's just...
00:21:46You know, I have, like, a lot of work to do,
00:21:49and, um, I don't know if it's the best time.
00:21:52Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
00:21:54I mean, it's just like a thought, right?
00:21:55Like, no pressure, you know?
00:21:57Well, maybe another time.
00:21:58Yeah, for sure.
00:22:00For sure, you know?
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:21Um, you know, actually, I should get going.
00:22:25For sure, yeah.
00:22:27Um, you want me to walk?
00:22:28I'll walk you out, okay?
00:22:29Yeah, sure.
00:22:30Okay, cool.
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00:27:27I am and who I want to be and it seems that she would only be proud of me if I was the
00:27:33person she wanted me to be and be that perfect wife, marry the doctor, the lawyer, the most
00:27:40perfect guy and have two, three children and have that house so she could brag about me
00:27:46to her friends and when I do something that she doesn't want me to do I feel like a big
00:27:50failure, a big disappointment and I don't want to feel like that.
00:28:04I like you Sammy.
00:28:07Just like?
00:28:08I don't know.
00:28:09I think I'm past just like, definitely, I'm definitely on to like, really like, you know.
00:28:25You start something at a place in your life and then you put it on hold to do all these
00:28:29other things you're supposed to do and when you come back to it you're not the same person.
00:28:39You want to ban shorts?
00:28:40No, I don't want to ban shorts.
00:28:41No, see?
00:28:42See?
00:28:43Maybe I don't understand that in men.
00:28:44Oh, okay.
00:28:45I like women with shorts.
00:28:46You like those little like, white booty shorts?
00:28:47Yeah, of course.
00:28:48I like women with booty shorts and dingy dukes, like that's the standard rule of thumb for
00:28:52being a man.
00:28:53Good.
00:28:54It's like when men have like, super short shorts?
00:28:55No.
00:28:56Do you become more attracted to a man if you see him in shorts?
00:28:58I hate men in shorts.
00:28:59But it's like when guys have like, trunk legs and then they wear like, these short shorts.
00:29:03It's like, no buddy.
00:29:04A friend of mine wore those recently.
00:29:07And did he look good in them?
00:29:08No.
00:29:09And then one of my friends, he was in New York, and my friend was just like, he was
00:29:11like, bro, I'm just going to tell you, like, I don't like this look.
00:29:14I'm just not feeling it.
00:29:15Like, he's like, I don't mean to be mean about it, I'm just not feeling it.
00:29:18I love that your friend said that to you.
00:29:20Yeah, he said it.
00:29:21But you got to be honest, girls don't do that with each other.
00:29:23That's the shitty thing.
00:29:24Like, you could go to a store and a guy will be like, to his guy friend, bro, no.
00:29:29You do that with a girl and the girls are like, he looks so hot.
00:29:32Like, no, no, no, that's great on you.
00:29:34That's so nice on you.
00:29:35And then they'll buy it and they'll look like shit.
00:29:37But girls do that to each other.
00:29:38Well, why is that?
00:29:39Is it a biological instinct?
00:29:40Yeah, I think so.
00:29:41Like, they're trying to shut each other down in case the alpha male arrives.
00:29:44And then, like, one of them wants the alpha male.
00:29:46And so the other one has to, like, base out the other one.
00:29:49You ever put two girls together who like the same guy?
00:29:53Doesn't matter if they're best friends.
00:29:54They will fight for it.
00:29:56And same thing with clothes.
00:29:57I think, like, gen...
00:29:59So, biologically, we're going to tear each other down for the perfect male suitor and a pair of shoes?
00:30:14How could that be the same thing?
00:30:16Because society's grown to this, okay?
00:30:18It's not me.
00:30:19No, I'm just, I'm just rambling.
00:30:21But, no, I'm just trying to say that naturally girls will just not mean to be like, oh, that's great.
00:30:28And, like, that weird, small, little subconscious.
00:30:30They're like, yeah, I want you to look bad so I look better.
00:30:34There's always that one hot friend in a group of, like...
00:30:36So it's not just about them not wanting to hurt you.
00:30:38Like, do you think...
00:30:39Why do, like, hot girls hang out with, like, girls that aren't as hot?
00:30:42Like, why?
00:30:43Maybe they're nice people.
00:30:44They just like people based on their personality.
00:30:46Too bad that half of the world's not like that.
00:30:48This is like, this is what I was talking about, higher thinking.
00:30:51Yes, there's a few people like that who actually think that.
00:30:54But then there's girls that are like, I'll keep her around because she makes me look better.
00:30:57And maybe that's your vantage point.
00:30:59That is just my vantage point.
00:31:00So, like, how could that...
00:31:01Like, that can't be, like, the root...
00:31:02Like, what if the majority of people in the world don't think like that?
00:31:05Ah, you know.
00:31:06Like, what if they're just like, oh, I'm just a nice person.
00:31:08That's like saying guys don't think about sex every ten seconds.
00:31:13No, that's a different thing.
00:31:18No, I think I'm like...
00:31:20This is just my perspective.
00:31:21Everybody has, I think, some perspective that's right.
00:31:25And maybe, like, mine only works for 5% of the world.
00:31:28But hey, that's still 5% of the world.
00:31:30So rough.
00:31:315%.
00:31:32They're like the ones you gotta watch out for.
00:31:34Those are those girls at the clubs.
00:31:35I think you know which ones I'm talking about.
00:31:55Yeah.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:53Could we watch, you know, something else?
00:32:58What do you want to watch?
00:33:03I don't know.
00:33:04Just something else.
00:33:10Like what?
00:33:11Do you have something in mind?
00:33:13Like, what do you want to watch?
00:33:16Um...
00:33:18See what's on Netflix.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:22You don't want to watch this anymore?
00:33:24No.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:30Did you see something on here?
00:33:32Like, that you wanted to watch?
00:33:34Or what?
00:33:35Um...
00:33:37I don't know.
00:33:38There's a lot of stuff.
00:33:39So, like...
00:33:40Just choose something.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:44You said you wanted to watch something.
00:33:46So, like...
00:33:47Um...
00:33:52I'm feeling Pretty Woman.
00:33:54Just watch Pretty Woman.
00:33:56Pretty Woman.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:27Hey.
00:34:29What a fool I was. What a fool.
00:34:31Scout camp, they had basket weaving and I took up wood burning.
00:34:34Wouldn't listen to me.
00:34:35Give me the piper.
00:34:36Hey.
00:34:37Piper here.
00:34:38I'm going into business for myself.
00:34:40I'll check with you in the fortnight.
00:34:42Junior's always eager to improve himself.
00:34:44Always trying to pick up something new.
00:34:46Say, for instance, what about you and I seeking out some leafy dell?
00:34:49Discuss you in terms of me.
00:34:56Okay.
00:35:02George, I must talk to you and Harold.
00:35:04Oh, forget about Harold.
00:35:05He's a hustler, a philanderer, a gooey.
00:35:08I'll tell you something.
00:35:09He ran out on a very lovely girl down in Australia.
00:35:12And on their wedding day, too.
00:35:13I think he's attractive.
00:35:15Can't hear you.
00:35:16Not rich, you know.
00:35:17I think you're attractive, too.
00:35:19Contact.
00:35:20Actually, as a matter of fact, there's nothing special about me.
00:35:23I'm just an average, all-around, all-American poet with an excessive charm.
00:35:27Harold told me that, too.
00:35:28About me?
00:35:29About him.
00:35:30Don't be deceived of that, Frances.
00:35:34Delightful place you have here, Frances.
00:35:36It's lovely just to lay around here and roll over.
00:35:39George, you and Harold will never grow old.
00:35:42Unless you escape me.
00:35:45It's great. It's a good movie, you know.
00:35:49Yeah, it's good.
00:35:53I've seen it a couple times, right?
00:35:55Yeah, yeah. It's one of those movies, you know.
00:35:58You watch it a few times.
00:36:00It never gets old.
00:36:05Yeah, I guess so.
00:36:07It's good.
00:36:08It's good.
00:36:09It's good.
00:36:10It's good.
00:36:11It's good.
00:36:12Yeah, so.
00:36:13It's good, sure.
00:36:15You want to watch it?
00:36:17Huh?
00:36:18You okay with watching the movie?
00:36:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:24Yeah. I may not...
00:36:26I may not watch the whole thing.
00:36:28Because I've got to get up kind of early tomorrow.
00:36:32Okay.
00:36:36No, I mean I'll watch it.
00:36:37I'm just saying, if I fall asleep or something, it's just...
00:36:39Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's not a big deal.
00:36:47Were you guys supposed to go out or something?
00:36:50What?
00:36:51Your friends, like...
00:36:54When?
00:36:55I'm just saying, you're texting them a lot. Like, were you guys... Did you guys have plans or something?
00:37:00No, I'm...
00:37:03I'm sorry. I don't mean to be on my phone.
00:37:06No, I mean, you can do whatever you want.
00:37:08No, no, no. You're right. You're right. Sorry.
00:37:09I was saying, you wanted to watch the movie, right?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:12It's fine. Like, you can pause it if you want to call them.
00:37:14No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Sorry.
00:37:35I am hungry.
00:37:38Yeah?
00:37:40Yeah, yeah.
00:37:41What's going on?
00:37:43Do you want to eat or something?
00:37:44Damn, you want food while we watch?
00:37:46No, I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm not hungry.
00:37:50If you're hungry, I mean, I'll...
00:37:53I'll eat something if you want to order something.
00:37:58It's late. Like, is anything open right now?
00:38:01I don't really feel like eating pizza again.
00:38:05We could make something.
00:38:08Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's fine.
00:38:15So, do you want to make something?
00:38:17Honestly, I don't know. I'm fine. I'm not that hungry.
00:38:20If you want something, then make it.
00:38:26Oh, it's fine. Whatever. It's fine. I'm too tired.
00:38:29Cool.
00:38:38It's late.
00:38:41Oh, yes.
00:38:42What a relief.
00:38:45You just think tomorrow is dark.
00:38:46You'll be coming up out of the water with treasure.
00:38:49Have a big cup of this treasure.
00:38:51Damn, that's true.
00:38:57Hey, how am I going to come up with treasure?
00:38:59Because you're going down for it.
00:39:01Oh, I see.
00:39:04Damn, man.
00:39:05Not me.
00:39:06No, I even get the best one. I'm Dr. Tarasovsky. You're the type.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:20Hey.
00:40:22It's Sammy.
00:40:26I know that I've been calling you a lot.
00:40:31Honestly, I just miss hearing your voice.
00:40:36I miss being with you.
00:40:41I know things aren't right, but I know they can be.
00:40:48We can be us again.
00:40:54Look, I'm outside.
00:40:57I know I shouldn't be. I'm sorry.
00:41:01I just really needed to see you.
00:41:07I'd like to talk.
00:41:10Please.
00:41:36I'm sorry.
00:42:06I'm sorry.
00:42:29What are you doing here, Sammy?
00:42:34I wanted to see you.
00:42:37You always get what you want.
00:42:42Why are you being like this?
00:42:49Just go.
00:42:53You can stop calling and stop showing up here.
00:42:58Um...
00:43:01You should leave.
00:43:05I can't. I need you.
00:43:08What about me?
00:43:11What I want?
00:43:13What I need?
00:43:16I can be what you want. Whatever you want me to be, I can be that, okay?
00:43:21Just tell me.
00:43:23I'm sorry.
00:43:28I think you should leave.
00:43:52I'm sorry.
00:44:22Sammy?
00:44:52No.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58Stop.
00:44:59No.
00:45:02No.
00:45:04Stop.
00:45:06Stop.
00:45:08Stop.
00:45:11Stop.
00:45:12Stop!
00:45:22Stop!
00:45:52Stop.
00:45:54Stop.
00:46:22Find the
00:46:27center
00:46:31that makes it turn.
00:46:40Build it up.
00:46:45Make it safe.
00:46:49Watch it burn.
00:46:58Don't be the only one you call.
00:47:18Don't be the only one you call.
00:47:28Don't be the only one you call.
00:47:38Don't be the only one you call.
00:47:48Don't be the only one you call.
00:47:58Don't be the only one you call.
00:48:08Don't be the only one you call.
00:48:18Don't be the only one you call.
00:48:26Don't be the only one you call.
00:48:36Don't be the only one you call.
00:48:47We will get lost together.
00:48:57We will get lost together.
00:49:06We will get lost together.
00:49:16We will get lost together.
00:49:25We will get lost together.
00:49:35We will get lost together.
00:49:47We will get lost together.
00:50:03Find the
00:50:07I remember my mother.
00:50:09I got this call.
00:50:10My mother had been in an accident.
00:50:11I was in the middle of a deal.
00:50:12I was like, do I need to go now or can I wait?
00:50:15They're like, well, your mother got in an accident.
00:50:17I thought to myself, yeah, but the deal needs me.
00:50:20So I stayed, you know, and it may sound a bit harsh,
00:50:23but reality's a bit harsh.
00:50:26And what I like about you is I think you get it.
00:50:29I think you've got the right attitude and outlook.
00:50:33You kind of remind me of Ranch.
00:50:36You know Ranch.
00:50:37He was, you know, starting to wane a little bit.
00:50:39So you know what I did?
00:50:40I told him, go get your laptop.
00:50:42Sit right there, right where you are.
00:50:44Let's sit there.
00:50:45Let's work on this together.
00:50:46Let's feed off of each other.
00:50:48And it worked.
00:50:49And then at around 4 o'clock I said, Ranch, I got to go.
00:50:52Finish up here.
00:50:53You know, grab a nap on the couch if you need to.
00:50:56Whatever you want.
00:50:57I go home.
00:50:59I'm just about to get in bed about an hour and a half later
00:51:02and I get a call from Keith who was also here working on the deal.
00:51:05And he told me Ranch had a full-blown seizure.
00:51:09Full-blown.
00:51:11Keith came in, found him shaking on the floor.
00:51:14I was so fucking jealous.
00:51:18Can you believe that?
00:51:20He can legitimately say the deal almost killed him.
00:51:24He can say that.
00:51:25Like how many people can say that?
00:51:27I can't say that.
00:51:29Between us girls, I have a couple of times lied and said I was Ranch,
00:51:34but really it was Ranch.
00:51:35And you kind of remind me of that guy.
00:51:37I think you've got a bright future ahead of you.
00:51:39Being down here in this business, it's going to be good to you
00:51:43if you put in your time.
00:51:45You're going to make a lot of money.
00:51:47You're going to drive a nice car, have a nice house, have a nice watch,
00:51:51have a nice pen.
00:51:53But you've got to do some things if you want to be down here.
00:51:55You've got to do some things.
00:51:56We all did it.
00:51:58I got married on a Friday.
00:51:59I was in the office Saturday.
00:52:02My second born, I didn't even go.
00:52:05I was like, yeah, I've seen it before.
00:52:07I know what it's about.
00:52:08I need to be there.
00:52:09My mother-in-law was there.
00:52:10That's good enough, right?
00:52:13Really.
00:52:14So listen.
00:52:15Solid chat.
00:52:17You know what you've got to do.
00:52:18You've got to get those agreements out.
00:52:20Turn them overnight.
00:52:22Get them to me early tomorrow morning, 8-ish, 7-30-ish.
00:52:27We've got a lot of stuff on our plate, okay?
00:52:29Let's do it.
00:52:30We will get along together.
00:52:39We will get along together.
00:52:48We will get along.
00:53:00We will get along.
00:53:30We will get along.
00:54:00We will get along.
00:54:03We will get along.
00:54:06We will get along.
00:54:09We will get along.
00:54:12We will get along.
00:54:15We will get along.
00:54:18We will get along.
00:54:21We will get along.
00:54:24We will get along.
00:54:28We will get along.
00:54:36I don't know.
00:54:38I don't know if it is, like, one massive fork.
00:54:45It's more like a million little roads.
00:54:51These roads so small that you can't, you can't even tell if you're turning or going straight.
00:55:04And we just keep fearing, slightly,
00:55:10this way and that until, I don't know, one day you stop and somehow you just ended up so far
00:55:21from where you thought you were going.
00:55:28But you couldn't tell while you were traveling because inside everything seemed fine,
00:55:38just seemed right, so we didn't question it.
00:55:46But once we got out,
00:55:47that's when we became aware something was wrong.
00:55:57That's when we really became aware of anything at all.
00:56:17I love you Yasmin, I love you.
00:56:47I love you, I love you too.
00:57:17So
00:57:47so
00:58:17so
00:58:47so
00:59:07so
00:59:17so
00:59:28so
00:59:45So we're at this amazing park and
00:59:50babe um hi hey what do you like about me what do I like about you
00:59:59no but for real what do you like come on no no no come on
01:00:05you're putting me on the spot I don't know he doesn't like me that much I guess
01:00:11I love your pouty face and your smile I love your eyes I love holding your body against mine
01:00:19oh he's so cute I try what are you doing turn it off
01:00:49so
01:01:19so
01:01:50so
01:01:59hey hey thanks for coming
01:02:06what happened nothing you're okay yep
01:02:12okay because you said that yeah I lied why I guess I realized the only way to get you down
01:02:23here tonight was if I told you that there was an emergency so you're fine then where have you been
01:02:31just work work's been busy
01:02:42so uh what they just they just let you hang around here until 4am by yourself
01:02:51I know the owner of course of course you would know the owner yeah
01:02:56yeah why'd you break up with Yasmine you guys were so good yeah that's what I tell her
01:03:05what happened I don't know
01:03:11it's probably the most frustrating part about all of this is I just don't know
01:03:17how does it end just like that like not because of something
01:03:21I don't know I I guess it just does
01:03:32I like you better like this like what like this like miserable self-loathing no
01:03:43no just like not an asshole well who says I'm not an asshole
01:03:51I did you're one of the good ones Sammy
01:04:13so
01:04:43so
01:05:13so
01:05:43so
01:06:13so
01:06:33are you okay
01:06:43I can't
01:06:53I can't
01:07:13so
01:07:43so
01:08:03hey it's me Yasmine um I just feel like I haven't heard your voice in so long
01:08:11and uh you know I just miss you Sammy I know things didn't end well last time and uh
01:08:21I know I should I should have been better I'm working on that trying trying to be better
01:08:29anyway I just thought that you maybe you would want to come this weekend I know it's weird but
01:08:38you've been such an important part of my life and I just I just think it'd be nice to see you there
01:08:44my family would love to see you too either way I
01:08:50I just want you to know you were right about everything you were right okay bye Sammy
01:08:59I quit my job today
01:09:12what are you gonna do
01:09:15I'll survive
01:09:20what happened
01:09:23nothing I was in my fourth meeting of the day
01:09:28and this switch goes off in my head what am I doing where am I going we don't want to be
01:09:39the whole room just started blending into this mellow din of color and sound
01:09:48it's kind of beautiful actually
01:09:53sounds like you had a seizure
01:09:57um
01:10:14hey hey
01:10:20happy birthday thank you
01:10:23you I'm sorry for what um the home invasion I don't know I just needed you last night and I
01:10:32still have your your key yeah it's fine um what happened my cousin got married that sounds
01:10:46awful it was it was beautiful and perfect and you're jealous no I'm not jealous but you wish
01:10:56it was you no what's the problem I just wish it wasn't her before me
01:11:08you know when I was a kid I used to think that I'd be scaling mountains
01:11:12going to space rescuing the princess from the castle
01:11:20I just want to be somebody important I just want to matter
01:11:33I hate to be the one to tell you this but um
01:11:38I don't think you're gonna be an astronaut
01:11:42you must be this tall to ride this big ship
01:11:49no
01:11:54well
01:11:58you don't have to be somebody else to be somebody
01:12:12I don't know my mom loves her because she's perfect
01:12:17I know what she's thinking she's ashamed of me I can taste it
01:12:28I don't think she's ashamed of you
01:12:42I know she is
01:12:45you know when you just know something
01:12:49you know when you just know it in your bones you know you know when I was a kid
01:12:58I used to want to be one of those mannequins at a department store
01:13:05I thought they were real people who got paid to be there just going and stand real still all day
01:13:12I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life when I was five
01:13:21just go in there watch them just be in awe how still they were
01:13:28you know how lifeless I thought shit I can do that
01:13:36but you know you wanted to be an astronaut I wanted to stand around all day and do nothing
01:13:41big fucking deal we both grew up now I put in pools and you
01:13:47do whatever it is the fuck that you do
01:13:52but
01:13:57my point is I put in a pool I get a check Becky eats for a week
01:14:07and maybe I play a show on a Saturday night
01:14:12I'm not actually here you're dreaming
01:14:17what you're dreaming
01:14:21jealously
01:14:25I'm joking
01:14:28hilarious
01:14:31you used to laugh at all my jokes
01:14:33I used to laugh at you your jokes had nothing to do with it
01:14:39where were you last night
01:14:42Nina's oh it's nice you have a party
01:14:47no not really
01:14:51you you just slept there yeah sleep there a lot sometimes you thought
01:15:03you guys never dated I guess I was uh too afraid to ask
01:15:12you guys were never serious as serious as you can be in high school I guess we dated but
01:15:20we're better off as friends ever since then we've been kind of on and off again
01:15:24you're so jealous right now yes you are yeah you're very jealous it's I'm not jealous
01:15:30so jealous it's all over your face there's makeup all over my face
01:15:37so answer my question
01:15:44I don't know
01:15:47I don't know
01:15:51I'm not jealous
01:15:56I'm not jealous
01:15:58I'm not jealous
01:15:59I don't know.
01:16:05You just came by to sleep on my couch.
01:16:09I just needed to get away from everything.
01:16:15And I'm your escape, right?
01:16:17It's not that simple.
01:16:24Why don't you just stay here?
01:16:28Stay here forever.
01:16:33Why are you so good to me?
01:16:36I love you.
01:16:46I love you.
01:17:16I love you.
01:17:41I need to tell you something.
01:17:56People get married, man.
01:17:58People get unmarried.
01:18:01People who aren't getting unmarried don't show up at their ex-boyfriend's condo looking for a farewell fuck.
01:18:11Why does it matter?
01:18:15Of course it matters.
01:18:22Were you with him all this time that we were together?
01:18:27No.
01:18:34You're lying.
01:18:38Were you?
01:18:39Were you with him?
01:18:41Were you with him or not?
01:18:42Just tell me the truth.
01:18:43Just tell me the truth.
01:18:47Tell me.
01:18:48Tell me the truth.
01:18:49Were you with him or not?
01:18:54You're fucking lying to me
01:18:59Tell me the truth
01:19:01Tell me the truth
01:19:02Were you with them or not? Were you with them or not? What do you what do you want from me?
01:19:07What do you want from me?
01:19:08You come here all the time and you just fuck with my head all the time you play your stupid
01:19:13No, you play these stupid fucking games all the time with me. What do you want? What do you want from me?
01:19:18Tell me tell me right now. Don't fucking lie to me. Don't fucking lie to me cuz I'm always here waiting for you
01:19:25Waiting for you. So once in your fucking life, just tell me what you want. Just tell me what you want
01:19:30Say something say something look at me. What do you want from me?
01:19:35Speak to me
01:19:54You
01:20:21I'm sorry
01:20:24You
01:20:28What am I supposed to say to that
01:20:31Do you want permission to be a shitty person
01:20:36Okay, that's mean I forgive you
01:20:39Because you're sorry, it's okay that you're selfish
01:20:43in fact
01:20:44Don't even be sorry
01:20:47Just do whatever you're gonna do
01:20:49Like you always do
01:20:52just
01:20:53To you are just own it
01:20:58I still love you
01:21:02So
01:21:15What the hell is wrong with you man
01:21:18Never been so desperate to forget anyone
01:21:21And you just want to throw that away
01:21:24That's love and that's true love that's true fucking romance
01:21:30You think love is all butterflies and fireworks love is the fights it's tension it's a struggle
01:21:38Love is pain
01:21:40Love is war
01:21:42If you want to be in it, you got a fight for it
01:21:47Cuz it's worth it
01:21:51You
01:21:55So why don't you quit being a pussy and go get her back
01:22:03You still love her, right? Yeah
01:22:11Then what the fuck are we talking about
01:22:21Hey, it's me Yasmin, I
01:22:27Just feel like I haven't heard your voice
01:22:30You know, I
01:22:34Just miss you Sammy
01:22:36I know things didn't end last time. I know I should I should have been better
01:22:42I'm working on that
01:22:45Try trying to be better
01:22:47anyway, I
01:22:49Just thought that you maybe you would want to
01:22:53Come this weekend. I know it's weird
01:22:56You've been such an important part of my life and I just I just think it'd be nice to see you there
01:23:02My family would love to see you too
01:23:05either way
01:23:08Yeah, I just want you to know you were right
01:23:14You were right
01:23:17Bye Sammy
01:23:19For us and the 10 children
01:23:21As long as you take care of the 10 children
01:23:26You know, it is my pleasure
01:23:36Probably within the two years
01:23:38Two years, two years, why not?
01:23:40I think, why not?
01:23:42That gives us more time to get rid of
01:23:46Even though it's a happy ending
01:23:48It's pretty exciting
01:23:50Maybe we do that on extension
01:23:58Sorry everybody to disturb you eating
01:24:00But I just wanted to thank you all for coming to our home and sharing this wonderful, wonderful day
01:24:05I truly thank you from the bottom of my heart for being here for our beautiful daughter Yasmin
01:24:11For helping Aftab and I send her on her way
01:24:15To her new life
01:24:17With her loving fiancé Camille
01:24:21I always knew Camille was the right one for my daughter
01:24:26From the very first day they met I knew
01:24:29There was a kind of magic
01:24:31Well it took them long enough but they made it
01:24:34They found one another
01:24:36And I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm so proud of her
01:24:41And I've always been proud of her
01:24:45I'm so proud to be your mother
01:24:47That I am so proud that you are my daughter
01:24:50For everything you are and everything you will ever be
01:24:58And I thank you for that Yasmin
01:25:00I thank you with all my heart and Camille
01:25:05I thank you for loving her as much as I do
01:25:10You please, you take care of her
01:25:13She is all we have
01:25:17Please everybody raise a glass to the happy couple
01:25:22May you live happily ever after
01:25:43May you live happily ever after
01:26:13May you live happily ever after
01:26:43May you live happily ever after
01:27:13May you live happily ever after
01:27:44May you live happily ever after
01:27:46May you live happily ever after
01:27:48May you live happily ever after
01:28:13May you live happily ever after
01:28:15May you live happily ever after
01:28:17May you live happily ever after
01:28:19May you live happily ever after
01:28:43Thank you
01:28:54Bye Yasmin
01:28:59Bye son
01:29:13Bye
01:29:43Thank you for watching