Jutt and Juliet 2024 Full Punjabi movie

Name: Jutt and Juliet 2024 Full Punjabi movie
Uploaded: 2024-09-05T20:50:38+00:00
Duration: 1 h 31 min 54 s
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00:00:00This world, this gathering is of no use to me

00:00:11Oh no, no, no, he's singing the wrong song.

00:00:13No one's heart is broken here.

00:00:15In fact, a tradition is broken.

00:00:17This is celebrating that.

00:00:19This is a family of constables.

00:00:21For the last four generations, the people of this house have been enrolling in the constables.

00:00:25And are retiring in the constables.

00:00:27But today, this tradition has been broken by Fateh Singh, the light of this house.

00:00:35Hurry up.

00:00:36I'm doing it.

00:00:37Aunty, let's go. Fateh Singh is here.

00:00:40He's enrolled in the constables, but he won't retire from the constables.

00:00:44Because he's become an inspector.

00:00:46These are the people of the village who didn't expect anything from Fateh Singh.

00:00:57They are very proud of him.

00:01:01Oh, I couldn't meet him.

00:01:03He's enrolled in the police.

00:01:06Hello.

00:01:09Hello.

00:01:10How are you, uncle?

00:01:12What were you saying?

00:01:13A family of constables?

00:01:14We have become so used to saluting.

00:01:16Even when a vegetable vendor makes a loud noise in the street, our salute comes out.

00:01:20Now stay away from me.

00:01:21Salute used to come out of our house.

00:01:22Your salute shouldn't come out.

00:01:26Greetings, teacher.

00:01:27God bless you, son.

00:01:29What were you saying?

00:01:30Son, you can't even get a 10th grade.

00:01:32I got a 10th grade.

00:01:33You come out in front of my police station.

00:01:35You say that you can't write essays on Punjab Police.

00:01:37These days, teachers are writing essays on us.

00:01:40No, son.

00:01:41There is no such thing.

00:01:42You will become something when you grow up.

00:01:44I always thought so.

00:01:45Yes, you will become something now.

00:01:46Earlier, you used to think that I was useless.

00:01:48Don't you dare call any child useless after today.

00:01:54Okay.

00:01:55Son.

00:01:57Can we talk about your marriage to our daughter, Rikki?

00:02:00Who will give her a girl?

00:02:01He is crazy.

00:02:02This is what you used to say.

00:02:03How can I lie to you?

00:02:05Now drink this tea and get out of here.

00:02:07Otherwise, I will congratulate you with a stick.

00:02:09My son.

00:02:10My son.

00:02:11My son.

00:02:13You look so handsome in this uniform.

00:02:16Inspector.

00:02:17It suits you well, son.

00:02:18Mother, you have given birth to a good boy.

00:02:20The uniform is just an excuse.

00:02:21He has gone to his father.

00:02:22Shut up.

00:02:23What are you saying?

00:02:24Otherwise, I will hit you right here and break your teeth.

00:02:26I will divorce you.

00:02:27You are a divorcee.

00:02:28If he had gone to you, he would have been a constable like you.

00:02:31He wouldn't have become an inspector.

00:02:33Don't you dare.

00:02:34His love is coming out today.

00:02:36Come on, son.

00:02:37All the villagers want to click a picture with you.

00:02:40I know how to dance.

00:02:41Can't I do that first?

00:02:42Come on.

00:02:43I will also dance with my son.

00:02:50Hey.

00:02:52Move.

00:02:53Give me the mic.

00:02:54I don't know.

00:02:55He doesn't even let me sing.

00:02:57Stop it.

00:02:58What is this?

00:02:59Sir will sing himself today.

00:03:01Come on.

00:03:07Come on.

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00:03:49Quality is key

00:03:52The world is crazy about us

00:04:00We're stubborn

00:04:02Not someone's friend

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00:05:03Thali karte ho beda Mr. Singh, aaj nachenge

00:05:15Singh lag nachenge

00:05:27Thanedar sahab kabhi samajh mein nahi aata

00:05:29Pata nahi maine kahan rag di

00:05:31Janab nahi mili ji

00:05:33Aabe ho haram khoro, saara thana milke ek vardhi nahi dhund sakha, sharam karo kuch

00:05:37Janab nange aap ho, main kyun sharam karunga

00:05:39Oye aag se anda hai, teen star lage hai mere, inspector joginder ke saath maskari, o samajh le mauth tere aas paas aa gayi, o jao vardhi dhund

00:05:47Aabe inspector kacche jhoote mein goomda, koi report likhaane aa gaya toh phir

00:05:51Janab good morning aaji, janab aapki vardhi ji

00:05:56Kya be tu meri vardhi paen ka goomde, ek tuchche se hawaldaar ki himmat kaise ho gayi inspector ki vardhi paenne ki

00:06:02Janab itna gussa kyu kar rahe ho aap, agar maine aapki vardhi paen liye, aap meri paen lete, don't mind

00:06:06Oye jab murge ki mauth aati hai na, toh tandoor ki aur bhaagta hai, apne senior ke muh lag rahe hai, naukri se nikaal duke tuchko

00:06:12Aise kaise nikaal duke janab, naukri mai sarkaar ki karta ho, aapki nahi karta ho, aap mere senior officer ho, isliye mai aap respect karta ho, nahi toh mai aapke harbaon pe bhi maar deta

00:06:19Agar tum usse bakwaas karega na, toh mai bata dunga bakwaas kya hota hai, tu mujhe ek baar bata di hai harba kya hota hai

00:06:23Arre aapne jaan ke kya haam lene hai janab, arre apne vardhi dhulwa kar rakha karo, patne kitne din se dhulwa hi nahi hai, smell maar rahi hai, upar se aap mujhe aankh dikha rahe ho

00:06:29Pehle apna peth kam karo janab, lose hoti hai aapki pant mujhe

00:06:31Oye tu bakwaas band

00:06:32Excuse me thanedar sahab

00:06:33Haan ji madam ji

00:06:34Actually mera pars chori ho gaya, toh mai report likhwaan hai

00:06:37Madam mere saath baat karo, aap batao pars kis rang ka tha

00:06:41Actually main apni report thanedar sahab se likhwaana chahti hoon, kisi chaprasi se nahi

00:06:45Madam for your kind information, main chaprasi nahi hoon, thaneka in charge hoon, inspector joginder singh prat

00:06:51Kacche mein?

00:06:54Aapne toh aaj tak kaunoon ka haath hi dekha hai, toh phir kya hua jo aaj pyaar bhi dekh liye, ab ye alag baat hai ki kaunoon ke thode pyaar patle hai, phir bhi aap apni report likha sakti hai mujhe

00:07:03Main apni report commissioner ke paas likhwaangi

00:07:06Commissioner?

00:07:07Haan, jab ye kacche mein thanedar ho sakta hai, toh aap commissioner kyun nahi?

00:07:11Ma'am agar commissioner baali baat hai na ji, toh aap mere saath aao, mai likhwunga aapki report

00:07:15Aapka ek pars goom hua hai na, Punjab full sahab ko chaar pars doond ke dekha hai, aao aap mere saath aao

00:07:19Madam baat toh suno meri please

00:07:23Jinaab aap besiti bahut achchi karvaate ho

00:07:26Kya baat baat kar raha hai?

00:07:27Jab se ye gheethan mere thane mein aaya hai, isne mere jee naad uber kar diya hai

00:07:31Aaj toh meri wardi le gaya hai, kisi din meri kursi bhi le jaa sakta hai

00:07:34Toh aap DC sahab ke saath baat kyun nahi karte?

00:07:36Unke saath toh aapka gharwala rishta hai

00:07:37Kya kaunga mein DC se, ki meri wardi chura ke le gaya?

00:07:40Wo kyaenge jo banda apni wardi nahi samal sakta, wo thana kya khaat samalega?

00:07:43Par jinaab hum kya karengi?

00:07:44Bas, thoda sahi time ka intazaar karna padega

00:07:47Isne toh meri wardi ek din ke liye chura hi hai na, agar mene iski wardi hameshek liye na utaar di

00:07:52Toh mujhe inspector choke nasib bat kena

00:07:55Fateh Singh, mujhe yaar ek baat samajh bhi nahi aayi, tune inspector ki wardi kyun chura hai?

00:07:59Oye Shera, majburi thi, humare khandaar me na chaar pusto se, hawaldaar se koi aage nahi bada

00:08:03Rishtedaron ke muh band karne the mujhe, mere par pressure bahut tha

00:08:06Mene ghar pe jhoot bol diya ki main inspector ban gaya, meri promotion ho gayi

00:08:09Ab mene inspector ki wardi pehne ke khal gaon mein chakkar lagaya na, ab 5-7 mahine toh aaraam hai

00:08:13Ab mujhe koi tension nahi, aage ki aage sochenge kya karna hai

00:08:16Oye, bebe ka phone aagaya

00:08:18Bebe Peri Pena ji, satsri kaal

00:08:20Satsri kaal, satsri kaal beta, kya haal hai meri kuchri muchri ka?

00:08:24Kaam theek chal raha hai na?

00:08:25Bahut acha chal raha hai bebe, aap batao sab theek tha

00:08:27Ek khushkabri hai, teri liye ek ladki ka rishta aaya hai

00:08:31Mere liye rishta aagaya?

00:08:33Ladki wali na, tujhe milna chaah rahe hain

00:08:35Maine kaha, ab mera beta inspector ban gaya hai, vela thodi chutti lekar aajaega

00:08:39Phir humne plan banaya, ki agle maine ladki ko leke na, poori parivaar ke saath tujhe dekhne thaane aajayega

00:08:45Thaane kyun aajayenge?

00:08:46Oho, wo bhi toh mere beti ka thaat vaat dekhenge na

00:08:49Par bebe, main toh abhi

00:08:50Mere baat sun, wo master ji nahi hai

00:08:52Wo bhi keh rahe the, main tumhare saath thaani chalunga

00:08:55Mummy, master kya karega shaheer aake?

00:08:56Unko bhi passport mein kuch change winch karwana hai, dekh lena beta

00:09:00Wo bhi dekhenge, mere inspector beti ke kya thaat vaat hai

00:09:03Theek hai beta, tu apna kaam kar haan, busy hoga na

00:09:06Chal main rakti hun haan

00:09:12Le bhai Fateh Singh, agar tera jhoot pakda gaya na, beta besti bahut hogi gaon mein

00:09:16Ab yeh choti jaan kya kare, thanda pani peemer hai

00:09:18Arre kya hogaya?

00:09:19Arre tension hogi yaar shere

00:09:20Arre police tension lene mein nahi, dene mein achi lagti hai

00:09:23Arre tu chod tension, hum iska kuch jugad nikal lenge

00:09:26Oh, jab do murge nazar aate hain na, unko pakad ke hum thoda sa kaat lete

00:09:38Sher de putre, daddy da kalla, Canada challa

00:09:45Ke ab nahi aana, ke ab jee mudke

00:09:50Police, daddy police

00:09:52Rukh, rukh, rukh, rukh, rukh, rukh

00:09:53Kaha leke jaa raha hai yeh khatara ko?

00:09:55Jiji yeh khatara nahi hai, yeh shampoo ki gaddi hai, why are you stopping us?

00:10:00Arre tum dono ki nazar utaar niya, kaagaz nikalo gaadi ke

00:10:02Paper toh humaar paas poore hain, yeh lo bishakab

00:10:05Arre check karna shere

00:10:07But hurry up karna bhaiji

00:10:08Kya?

00:10:09Bahut jaldi hai tere ko, aage jaake chhwara khaana hai?

00:10:11Yeh chhwara toh bhai sab aaj kal waise bhi bahut mehnga ho gaya hai

00:10:14Hum toh aaj kal shadi bhiyaan mein bhi, moongfali ke daane ke saath hi kaam chala lete

00:10:20Daddy, kyu faalto baate kar rahe ho?

00:10:22Seeda seeda kaho na, ki shampoo ko airport jaana hai, wahaan se Canada ki flight pakadni hai

00:10:27Bhai paper toh poore hain

00:10:29Me shampoo going to Canada, passport

00:10:35Arre aise kaise Canada?

00:10:36Chalo pehle triple sawari ka chalan karao chalo

00:10:38Arre triple sawari kaise, yeh haan toh hum do hi log hai

00:10:41Arre do jaane tum log, theesra tumhara God

00:10:43Yeh kya likha hai piche?

00:10:44Ke God humare saath hai, hue na teen jaane

00:10:46Par bhai sab, God toh sabke saath hote hai

00:10:48Na bhai mere saath toh hai nahi, mera toh bura hal hai, nikalo 500 rupee

00:10:51Bhaiji aisa karo, rate taye kar lete hai, thoda kam kar do

00:10:54Arre Punjab police se bhaav kar raha hai?

00:10:56Arre tu harbo pe nahi khaale na mere se

00:10:57Yeh harba kya hota hai?

00:10:58Arre tujhe jaan ke kya amle nahi hai?

00:10:59Chal nikal jaldi basi

00:11:00Arre bhaiji, battameezi se baat nahi karni mere saath

00:11:03Hai toh yeh hawaldaar, par rate maang raha hai inspector wala

00:11:06Hawaldaar? Bataun taye ko hawaldaar?

00:11:08Raja beta ko ek chaanta, chaante chahiye do maar lo, magar mujhe Canada jaane do please

00:11:12Filhal toh tu beta, thaane jalega, chaar din andar rahega na, khudi tera baap 500 ka 2500 leke aayega

00:11:17Raja beta ko do chaante, daddy yeh kya kar rahe hai?

00:11:20Aaja

00:11:21Kaha le jaane ho?

00:11:22Daddy, daddy, inhe rokho na please, Canada jaana hai

00:11:26Toh nahi rahe sakta, thoda na Murad

00:11:28Tu bahar jaane ki bhaja, tu andar jaa rahe hai

00:11:30Aaja

00:11:31Chalo, chalo, kaam ho gaye tere, chal, chal

00:11:32Daddy mujhe Canada jaane hai

00:11:34Love you beta ji, love you

00:11:38DCP sahab, aaj kaise yaad kar liya aapne?

00:11:41Hukam?

00:11:44Shahad yeh tumhe thoda ajeeb lage, par main tumhare saath personal problem discuss karna chahata ho

00:11:52Kaho sir?

00:11:53Joginder, tujhe toh pata hai, mere aage piche koi bhi nahi

00:11:58Aaj se 18 saal pehle, meri 6 saal ki choti bachi ko leke meri wife kahin chali gayi

00:12:02Wo kyun sir?

00:12:04Kyunki hamara divorce ho gaya

00:12:05Phir toh sir, aap bahot khud naseeb ho, mera khayal hai meri wali toh marne teng mera saath na chodegi

00:12:09Nahi Joginder, palay mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta tha

00:12:14Par ab main bilkul akela mehsus karta ho

00:12:18Aur mera dil karta hai, ki mera parivaar, meri bachi, yaha mere saath ho

00:12:23Yeh kaunsi badi baat hai sir, aap apni beti ko yaha bulalo

00:12:26Nahi Joginder, yeh itna aasaan nahi

00:12:30Divorce ke waqt court ne order diya tha, ki main apni wife ki permission ki mina, apni bachi se mil nahi sakta

00:12:38Toh sir, uske baad phir aapne kabhi try bhi nahi kiya?

00:12:41Kiya tha

00:12:42Par meri wife Pooja ko leke Canada chali gayi

00:12:45Aaj itne saal ho gaye, maine apni bachi ki shakal tak nahi dekhi

00:12:52Mujhe toh uske baare mein kuch bhi nahi pata

00:12:56Siva iske, ki wo Canada mein ek parlour chalati hai

00:13:03Joginder, mera dil karta hai, ki koi kisi tariki se jaake bhi

00:13:09Ki koi kisi tariki se jaake meri bachi ko mere paas le aaye

00:13:21Toh sir, aapko kya lagta hai? Yeh kaam itna aasaan hai?

00:13:23Nahi, bilkul nahi

00:13:27Agar uparwala meri madad karna chahe, toh hi yeh kaam ho sakta

00:13:31Toh sir, aap yeh samjho ki aapka kaam ho gaya

00:13:33Wo kaise?

00:13:34Main ek aise bande ko jaanta hu, jo yeh kaam chutki bajata hi kar sakta hai

00:13:38Kaun hai wo?

00:13:39Wo hai apne Punjab police ka sabse honhaar hawaldaar Fateh Singh

00:13:43Toh yeh baat hai, toh usse Canada bhijni ki tayyari karo Joginder

00:13:46Yeh kaam ho gaya samjho sir

00:13:49Canada?

00:13:50Haan ji

00:13:51Par janaab, main kaise leke aasakta hu DCP ki ladki ko Punjab?

00:13:54O pagal, tu hi toh la sakta hai

00:13:55After all, tu Punjab police ka sabse honhaar hawaldaar hai

00:13:59Janaab, waise toh main kabhi hawa mein nahi utta

00:14:01Par ise baar mera hawa mein utne ka dil kar raha hai

00:14:03Main phir uth jaao?

00:14:04Uth jaa, uth jaa

00:14:08Uth gaya

00:14:09Janaab, waise yeh batao, in saari baaton mein mera kya fayda hoga?

00:14:12Pagal, fayda toh tera hi hai, jo tune yeh kaam kar diya, yahaan aake DCP sahab se jo marji maang le

00:14:17Jo marji maang luga?

00:14:19Aur kya?

00:14:20Matlab main agar DCP sahab ki ladki ko Punjab leya hai toh, phir main inspector bhi ban sakta hu?

00:14:24Ban sakta hai?

00:14:25Ban gaya, samajh

00:14:26Main inspector ban gaya?

00:14:27Aur kya?

00:14:28Par janaab, mera hawaldaar wala pack na banao, inspector wala banao na

00:14:33Sala lalchi

00:14:36Arre bas, bas, bas, janaab, mujhe DCP na bana dena

00:14:40Waise tu hai puri kutte ke pooch

00:14:42Same to you, janaab

00:14:46Mujhe itna easy lehne ki zarurat nahi hai, main tera apsar hu, tujhe aag se dikh nahi raha hai, mera teen star lage hai, inspector Jogindan Singh ke saath mukabla

00:14:53Toh samajh le, tarakki tere saath hi hai

00:14:57Love you, janaab

00:14:58Thank you

00:14:59Par janaab, mujhe yeh batao, main bahar jaoonga

00:15:01Waha main rahunga, ghoomunga, phirunga, mera kharcha kaun uthaayega itna sara?

00:15:04Arre pagle, sarkari karamchari apne paas se thodi na kharch karte, tu sarkari kharcha pe jaayega

00:15:08Sarkari kharcha pe?

00:15:09Aur kya?

00:15:10Ho kaise janaab?

00:15:11Bas koi farji case bana lenge, kahenge Canada mujhim pakadne jaa re, phir paisa sarkari hoga, aur ass teri hogi

00:15:17Nahi par janaab, it doesn't look nice na

00:15:19Sala jab meri wardi le karke bhagta hai, wo look nice hoti hai?

00:15:22Humare jo mantri santri hote hain, aise hi koi bahana bana kar jaate hain bahar, wo saale koi saark sammeelan mein thodi jaate hain

00:15:28Janaab, aap baat toh bilkut sahi bol rahe ho, par janaab hum farji case banane ke liye mujhim kaun se le kehenge?

00:15:33Yeh baat toh sochne wali hai yaar

00:15:39Kahaan se laenge?

00:15:40Bhai saab

00:15:42Bhai saab

00:15:43Respected sir, please, mujhe chod do na, please, mujhe taras khaat ho na

00:15:49Mujhe chod do na, please, mujhe taras khao, jo aap mujhe taras khaoge na, bhagwan aap par taras khaega

00:15:57Bhai saab, hum request mein aise karte hain, aap bhi request mein aise karo

00:16:03Mujhe visa finish hone se pehle pehle Canada ki mahaan dharti pe jana hai, raja beta ko chod do

00:16:10Help chahiye bhai, please

00:16:13Help, help kar do na

00:16:19Help kar do na

00:16:22Sarpi daku?

00:16:23Sir, yeh purana case hai, suna hai aaj kal Canada se smuggling karta hai, Fateh isi ko pakadne waha jaayega

00:16:29Toh apne ko visa bhi jaldi mil jaayega, aur moreover, doosra apne ko kharche paane ki koi tension bhi nahi hogi

00:16:36Yeh idea kiska hai?

00:16:38Fateh ka ji

00:16:42I am impressed

00:16:44Joginder

00:16:45Yes sir

00:16:46Tum sahi kehate ho, Fateh Punjab police ka sabse honhaar hawaldaar hai

00:16:50Par janaab, main toh Punjab police ka sabse honhaar inspector banna chahata ho ji

00:16:53Tum fikar mat karo beta, tum mera kaam karde, main tujhe promote kar dunga, bhale hi uske liye Joginder ki vardhi nikal kar tujhe pehna nikal

00:17:02Waise bhi inki vardhi mujhe fit bahut aati hai sir

00:17:05Stressful hana ji, har kisi ko fit ho jaati hai, chahe hawaldaar pehle, chahe DCP pehle

00:17:10What?

00:17:11Sorry sir

00:17:12Tension mat log, ab aapki ladki na ek mahine ke andar andar aapke saamne khadi hogi ji aake

00:17:16Very good

00:17:17Chal Fateh, main tujhe Pooja ke baare mein kuch audh details din

00:17:20Aur Joginder, yeh file Canada police ko abhi ki abhi fax kar

00:17:23Chalo beta

00:17:27Joginder, tune koi bada panga toh nahi le liya?

00:17:42Hi, good morning

00:17:43Good morning Singh, by the way the chief wants to see you in his office

00:17:46Okay

00:17:49Toh kya khayal hai Singh?

00:17:51I'm sorry sir, main yeh case handle karne ko tayyar hu, lekin Punjab police ke kisi office ko naak ko aapki aankhat ho

00:17:57Toh mein kya khayal hai?

00:17:58I'm sorry sir, main yeh case handle karne ko tayyar hu, lekin Punjab police ke kisi office ko naak ko aankhat ho

00:18:05Toh main yeh case handle karne ho?

00:18:07Toh main yeh case handle karne ho?

00:18:09Toh main yeh case handle karne ko tayyar hu, lekin Punjab police ke kisi office ko naak ko aankhat ho

00:18:13I'm sorry sir

00:18:14But why?

00:18:15Sir trust me, main yeh logon ki bahut kahaniya suni hai, yeh logon bahut unprofessional hai, inka koi bharosa nahi

00:18:20Par mujhe yeh information bheji gayi hai ki Fateh Singh unka best officer hai

00:18:24Sir, information jhooti bhi toh ho sakti hai

00:18:26Aur yeh dekhiye, shampy daku, yeh smuggler nahi, maafi ki application lag raha hai

00:18:31Dekho Singh, tum kuch bhi sochu

00:18:33Yeh case toh tumhe us Punjab police ke officer ke saath milkar hi solve karna hoga

00:18:37Aur yaha ek tumhi toh Punjabi ho

00:18:39Sir, aap bhi toh Punjabi ho

00:18:4150%, I'm the boss here

00:18:45End of conversation

00:18:47Right sir

00:19:07Oh surili akhiyon wali

00:19:23Oh surili akhiyon wali

00:19:27Suna hai teri akhiyon se

00:19:30Hai

00:19:35Oh Fateh Singh

00:19:37Arre agar koi mantri mutri aana ho, uske swagat ke liye janta khadi hote hai, jhande jhunde leke

00:19:42Yaar aaj mere liye

00:19:44Baba yeh aaj toh maza hi aagaya

00:19:47Mr. Fateh Singh

00:19:50Arre yeh toh kamaal hi hogaya

00:19:51Arre leha Guddi yeh mujhe de de

00:19:52Arre main na isko frame kara ke dhubar pe lagonga

00:19:54What the hell are you doing? Kaun hai tu?

00:19:55Arre timees se baat kar Guddi, tu nahi aap kehte hain

00:19:57Main Fateh Singh takriban takriban inspector Punjab Police

00:20:00You are Fateh Singh?

00:20:01Yes, and this is my deputy Red Label

00:20:03Red Label?

00:20:04Haan ji, agar ek baar kisi ko padh jaye na, wahaan par laal rang ki aisi mohar laga deta na

00:20:07Ki banda Punjab Police ki jaydaat ban jata hai

00:20:09Khair Punjab Police ki badi baatein hain, tere pale nahi padhengi

00:20:11Tu ek kaam kar mere bacha, yeh leh 5 rupee, jaakar toffee khaal lena

00:20:14Ab jao school mein master dhoond raha ho, jao, chalo yeh mujhe de do

00:20:17Toffee? Master? Kya bakwaas kar raha hai?

00:20:19Yeh kya sab acha lagta hai? Tumeej ke saath baat karo

00:20:21Kaunse school mein padhte hai tu? Parmi mein kitni baar fail hui hai yeh bata

00:20:24What school? Main Vancouver Police Department ki officer hu idiot

00:20:28Oh, tu Spartan hai?

00:20:35Canada Police ki wardi aisi hi hoti hai

00:20:37Arey, yeh neeli rang ki?

00:20:38Bhai, rokh to khaki wardi mein hi aata hai

00:20:40Humare toh wahaan khaki wardi pehne ke daaki aaja hai, log toh darke maare usse chitthi nahi pakarte, kahin waranta nahi ho

00:20:45Tere yeh neeli wardi dekhe toh log tujhe school ki bachi bolenge aur toffee dete phirenge

00:20:49Yaha police darane ke liye nahi, logon ki help karne ke liye hoti hai

00:20:52Agar police se aam log nahi darenge, toh chaur daku kaise darenge?

00:20:54Main kahte hu, Canada ki sarkar kabhi bura haal hai, thodi si bhi akal nahi hai inko

00:20:57Agar teri speech khatam ho gayi ho, toh hum chale?

00:20:59Haan, mujhe bhi jaada baate karne ka shauk nahi hai

00:21:01Mujhe Punjab Police ki sawari kahi hai, yeh batao?

00:21:03Parking mein

00:21:04Haan, parking mein?

00:21:05Aaj mausam bada, ho baimaan hai

00:21:11Udhar nahi, idhar

00:21:12Yaar, itne dur kyu khadi ki? Yaha le aati hai gaadi

00:21:14Yaha allowed nahi hai

00:21:16Police ko kaise allowed nahi?

00:21:17Lal bati lagi hai, gaadi chahe chaand pe khadi kar lo

00:21:19Six dollars

00:21:23Thank you

00:21:28Accha, aap na sarkar ko bolke apni vardhi ka rang change karwa ho

00:21:32Ten dollars

00:21:34Mulaazim hai

00:21:36Ten dollars

00:21:37Arre madam bola na, mulaazim hai

00:21:39Hold on, main de rahi hoon na

00:21:41Ten dollars

00:21:42Arre tujhe bola na, mulaazim hai, phir paise maang rahi hai

00:21:44Thank you

00:21:46Yeh sab isi ki baaza samjhta hai, chalo chalo chalo

00:21:50My God

00:21:58Yeh hai tera guest house

00:22:01Wow, wow, wow, wow, rang lagi hoon hai yahaan pe to

00:22:06Agar Punjab police itni tired na na hoti, phir main aapko andar bala leta

00:22:10Aap bura mat feel karna, okay

00:22:11Haan, it's okay, main apne aapko mana longi

00:22:13Haan, theek hai

00:22:14Aap please, kal subhi 10 baji tak tayyaar rehna

00:22:16Police station jaana, chief se milne

00:22:18Haan, theek hai ji, koi baat nahi

00:22:19Thank you hain ji

00:22:20Thank you hain ji

00:22:22It's really not a problem

00:22:23Nahi ji, thank you toh banta hai, aap itni door chodne aaye mujhe

00:22:26Okay, mera haath

00:22:27Haan, toh aap kahiye, main kaunsa saath meke jaa rahoon

00:22:29Thank you, 10 baje

00:22:30Theek hai ji phir hain, sambhal ke jaana

00:22:39Tifty, pagle acchi ladki dekhe feeling le raha hai

00:22:43Tifty

00:22:45Tifty

00:22:47Tifty

00:22:48Tifty

00:22:49Pagle acchi ladki dekhe feeling le raha hai

00:22:50Punjab police, concentrate on your work, okay

00:22:52Ladki dekhe, pagal ho gaya

00:22:54Inspector sahab, humare Raja beta ki flight toh miss ho gayi hai

00:22:58Agar kahi uska visa bhi khatam ho gaya na

00:23:00Toh Mr. Chawla ka bohot bada nuksan ho jayega

00:23:03Wo ye sadma seh nahi paayenge

00:23:05Aap beech mein Chawla kaunsa aa gaya

00:23:07Myself Mr. Chawla

00:23:09Tum ho

00:23:10Proprietor Chawla fish centre

00:23:12Inspector sahab, kabhi hoshiyar purana ho na

00:23:16Toh humare dukaan ka fish tikka zarur khaana

00:23:19Yeh humari guarantee hai

00:23:21Ki aap ussi samay 11 rupees ki tip zarur dekar jaoge

00:23:25Tumhare aaye ka tikka phir kabhi kha lenge

00:23:27Kyu na hum tumhe apne thaane ka piti na khila de

00:23:30Yeh piti kya cheez hai

00:23:32Patta tikka

00:23:33Yeh koi nahi dishe likh pao toh

00:23:35Haan, khaani hai

00:23:37Nahi rehne do

00:23:39Main waise bhi vegetarian hoon

00:23:41Ek vinti karne thi ji

00:23:42Haan bolo

00:23:43Mere Raja beta ko aap chhod do

00:23:45Chhod denge?

00:23:4620,000 lagenge

00:23:4720,000 rupiah?

00:23:50Mere Raja beta 4 square feet ka hai

00:23:53Iska matlab aap usse

00:23:555000 rupiah square feet charge kar rahe ho

00:23:57Tu apne Raja beta ko chhudane aaya

00:23:59Ke plot beshne aaya

00:24:00Inspector sahab, business ka wasool hona chahiye

00:24:03Maal dekh kar hi daam lagaya jaata hai

00:24:05Aakhir mere Raja beta ke andar hai hi kya

00:24:07Hadiyon ko dhaacha hai bas

00:24:10Toh phir theek hai

00:24:1115,000 mein baat pakki karte hain

00:24:1215,000 rupiah mein toh ek ton ka AC aata hai

00:24:16Mere Raja beta only 51 kg ka hai

00:24:19Beshak aap tol waah ke dekh lo

00:24:20O sala tolne ke liye

00:24:21Maine kya dharam kaata laga rakha hai?

00:24:23Sir, aap gussa kyu hote hain?

00:24:25Customer ko pakka karne ki baat karo na

00:24:28Customer pakka karne ke liye

00:24:29Kya main chuniya bech raho?

00:24:30Chalo theek hai

00:24:31Na aapki, na meri

00:24:331100 rupiah mein baat pakki karo

00:24:35Pakki karo sahab

00:24:36Isse bada jigra nahi hai Mr. Chawla ka

00:24:38Inspector Joginder ke saath bargaining?

00:24:40Soch lo

00:24:41Visa khatam hone ki date nazdi kaari hai

00:24:43Sir, maan jao Inspector sahab, maan jao

00:24:46Chal theek hai phir

00:24:47Par baahar jaake kisi ke saath bakwaas mat karna

00:24:49Tu mera rate kharaab karega

00:24:50Toh 1100 mein baat pakki?

00:24:52Ekdum pakki

00:24:53O toh lehao iske Raja beta ko

00:24:54Payment cash lo gaye yaa by cheque?

00:24:56Tu isme se bas tedious mat kaat lena

00:24:58Chup chap budh banke 1100 rupiah maid pe rakh de

00:25:01Bana tum tonon ko murka bana dunga

00:25:03O fada fada karna yaar

00:25:12O tu seedhi tarah nahi desakta

00:25:14Yeh hamara usoor hai

00:25:16Humne hamesha aise hi kiya hai

00:25:18Aise kiya hi nahi hai

00:25:23Raja beta ji

00:25:24Daddy

00:25:26Daddy sir

00:25:30Itni dhan, daulat mere khate lo daddy

00:25:33Love you daddy

00:25:36O ban karo cheek na chillana

00:25:38Tumhari chumma chatni ne meri thane ka mahal kharaab kar rakha hai

00:25:43Respected sir ji

00:25:46Raja beta ka passport toh dete?

00:25:48Detenge passport bhi

00:25:49Jao pehle 50,000 rupee leke aao

00:25:5150,000?

00:25:52Haan haan

00:25:53But why?

00:25:55Business ka usool hai

00:25:56Maal dekh ke daam lagate hain

00:25:58Log lakh lakh rupee leke phirte hain

00:25:59Canada ke visa ka

00:26:00Main toh 50,000 rupee maang raha hoon

00:26:02Dafa ho jao yahan se

00:26:04Tum Raja beta ko istara dhokha nahi desakte

00:26:07Ke Raja beta Canada nahi jaayega

00:26:09Toh tum logon ko bhi kabhi bahar jaane ki ticket nahi milegi

00:26:13Raja beta ki high lagegi

00:26:15High lagegi

00:26:16High lagegi

00:26:17Usse pehle tum log ke high high na nikaal do bhi yaha pe

00:26:19Bhago hai aise

00:26:21Chal beta

00:26:24In saalon ke paisa se bachchi ki bhoo aa rahi hai

00:26:26Excuse me

00:26:27Oye aap kya ho gaya?

00:26:2850 rupee khulle hain aapke paas

00:26:30Kyun?

00:26:31Humne apni gadi me petrol barwana hai

00:26:33Saale mai daalun petrol?

00:26:34Bhago beta

00:26:35Bhago bhago

00:26:37Saale dono namune pada nahi kahan se aage

00:26:40Hello

00:26:41Hello janaab satsri kaal Fateh Singh bol raha hoon

00:26:43Haan bhai Fateh Singh kya report hai?

00:26:44Very good aaji report

00:26:45Apni toh scheme kaamyaab ho gayi

00:26:47Jawahiyon jaise rakha hai gauri sarkaar ne

00:26:49Aaha kya guest house hai?

00:26:50Chaar chaar kamre

00:26:51Idhar rasoi

00:26:52Arre janaab rasoi bhi hai

00:26:55Rasoi

00:26:56Arre rasoi mein fridge

00:26:57Fridge mein daaru

00:27:00Mujhe toh yaar yeh fikar ho rahi hai

00:27:01Ki kal do chaar mantri na aajaaye mere pyaar dubaane ke liye

00:27:04Oh feeling lena ban kao

00:27:05Jaldi jaldi bata de kaam kaan tak

00:27:07Woh toh bhi karna hai janaab

00:27:08Arre woh ek chudayal mere peeche laga di unhone

00:27:10Isse mujhe na peeche chudana padega

00:27:12Nahi toh mujhe yeh shampoo daku ke peeche laga hi rakhegi

00:27:14Oh teri

00:27:15Waqeet Fateh Singh

00:27:16Tujhse ladke ko peeche chudana toh bauti mushkil hai

00:27:17Haan janaab aapki thodi si baat toh sach hai ji

00:27:19Ladke ke maamle mein mujhe peeche chudana mushkil ho jata hai

00:27:21Par aap fikar mat karo janaab

00:27:22Main poori koshish karunga usko apne se door rakhne ki

00:27:24Oh teri wajah se toh Punjab police ki balle balle hai

00:27:26Arre janaab aap dekhte rehna

00:27:27Jab iss chudayal ne mera peeche chod diya na

00:27:29Doh din mein DCP sahab ki ladki ko leke Punjab aajaunga

00:27:31Oh tuh apni ghatiya bike pe baith ke khud nahi chila paata

00:27:34Haan toh DCP sahab ki beti ko pata ka tu kisre le karke aayega

00:27:37Oh janaab

00:27:38Aapne toh meri problem hal kar di

00:27:40Oh kaise

00:27:41Arre janaab main toh kal se soch soch ke prashan ho raha hoon ki

00:27:43DCP sahab ki ladki ko manaunga kaise

00:27:44Mujhe toh ab samajh aayi hai ki usse manana nahi patana padega

00:27:47Janaab ab aap phone rakho mujhe mission pe lagne toh

00:27:50Ab main samjha ki mujhe apna moon bandhi rakhna chahiye

00:27:54Sala chimta meri baaton se idea nikaal deta hai

00:27:56Le Vibhate Singh

00:27:58Tyaar ho jaab jaldi

00:27:59Agar seedhi tera baat na bani

00:28:00Ho sakta hatyaar bhi uthana pad jaye

00:28:02Haan?

00:28:03Okay?

00:28:05Kya bola?

00:28:07Nahi

00:28:09Dubhara bol toh

00:28:12Tu mar bayega kisi na kisi ko kanjra

00:28:15Lekho aale mere se

00:28:17Jugaar

00:28:28Ho tere paag di jalr banjawaan

00:28:31Jee kardaa policyaan

00:28:32Yara we

00:28:34oye oye oye

00:28:36Tere paag di jalr banjawaan

00:28:39Jee kardaa policyaan

00:28:41Yara we

00:28:42Good morning hai ji

00:28:43Bohot baarish karwaario

00:28:44Itni der kyun?

00:28:45I've been waiting for you for an hour. Where were you?

00:28:47Oh, you've become so frank.

00:28:49Straight from you to you.

00:28:51I've calculated. You're not worthy of being called you.

00:28:53You're so rude.

00:28:55You're not saluting a senior officer. You're arguing with me.

00:28:57Senior officer? And you?

00:28:59Yes, so? How's that?

00:29:01You're constable peacing.

00:29:03And you're not a DCP. You're a constable too.

00:29:05I was a constable. I'll go and become an inspector.

00:29:07My position will increase. That's why I'll be your senior officer.

00:29:09Come on, salute me. It doesn't look nice.

00:29:11Come on.

00:29:13I won't even slap you.

00:29:15Slap me. I won't hit you.

00:29:17Slap? What's this?

00:29:19What do you know?

00:29:21Sit quietly in the car. The chief is waiting for you.

00:29:23I'll talk to your chief. You don't know how to talk to a constable.

00:29:25First you learn to talk. This is not your police station.

00:29:27This is Vancouver Police Department. You won't be able to talk here.

00:29:29Talk politely to the chief.

00:29:31Hey, leave it.

00:29:33Punjab Police teaches everyone how to talk.

00:29:35So, how are you, Fateh Singh?

00:29:37How are you, Fateh Singh?

00:29:41Why?

00:29:43Mr. Paul started talking about us.

00:29:45No, it's nothing like that.

00:29:47My father was from Punjab.

00:29:49That's why I'm 50% Punjabi.

00:29:51To make water into a pack, you need a drop of water.

00:29:53Mr. Paul, you would have been Punjabi even if you were 50% or 1%.

00:29:59Yes, Mark?

00:30:01Chief, he hasn't confessed yet.

00:30:03You better make him confess before his lawyer gets here.

00:30:05Okay, I'll try.

00:30:07Thank you.

00:30:09What's the problem, chief?

00:30:11The car thief we arrested hasn't confessed yet.

00:30:13His lawyer will be here soon.

00:30:15He'll take him away easily.

00:30:17That's why it's important to make him confess.

00:30:19Should I try, Mr. Paul?

00:30:21You?

00:30:23Fateh Singh, you want to interrogate him?

00:30:25Yes, so?

00:30:27No, chief. We can't allow this.

00:30:29This is against the law.

00:30:31I agree it's against the law.

00:30:33He's here to donate to the police station.

00:30:35He's just a car thief.

00:30:41Like I said, you're not going to get anything without a lawyer.

00:30:43Come on, Punjab Police.

00:30:45Get out of here.

00:30:47Get out of here.

00:30:49Look at the way he's sitting on the chair.

00:30:51It's like he's getting married.

00:30:53You make a good man sit on a chair and he becomes a thief.

00:30:55These fools made a thief sit on a chair.

00:30:57Who are you?

00:30:59Fateh Singh. I'm an Inspector of Punjab Police.

00:31:01I'm your father.

00:31:03I called you here.

00:31:05I heard you're not answering me.

00:31:07Which village are you from?

00:31:09Tell me, did you steal?

00:31:11Tell me, did you steal?

00:31:19Michael Singh, I'm begging you.

00:31:21Please stop this person. I'm confessing.

00:31:23I stole. Please save me from this Punjab Police.

00:31:25What?

00:31:27Mr. Paul, did you believe him or not?

00:31:29Yes. What did you do?

00:31:31I stole.

00:31:33I think all the whites are thieves in Canada.

00:31:35Tell me more.

00:31:37Thank you, Fateh Singh.

00:31:39Job very well done.

00:31:41Take this guy away.

00:31:43Get up.

00:31:47Fateh Singh, tell me something.

00:31:49How did you do all this?

00:31:51Very easy.

00:31:53It's very famous in Punjab.

00:31:55I don't know that Punjab Police

00:31:57is so successful.

00:31:59I don't know what to tell you.

00:32:01I've never doubted myself.

00:32:03Then do one thing.

00:32:05Teach all these tricks to our officers.

00:32:07No problem. I'll teach them.

00:32:09Punjab Police is always ready to help.

00:32:11Okay. I'll tell my officers.

00:32:13Fateh will give a lecture.

00:32:15Now I must take a leave.

00:32:17Singh, take good care of him.

00:32:19He's a special guy.

00:32:21Special guy.

00:32:23Okay, Mr. Paul.

00:32:25I'll take good care of him.

00:32:29Let's start working on the case.

00:32:31We've wasted a lot of time.

00:32:33No, Chhotu.

00:32:35It's time to eat food of Punjab Police.

00:32:37Follow me.

00:32:43You go inside and order.

00:32:45I'll be back.

00:32:47Okay.

00:32:49Phone ringing.

00:32:53Hey, handsome.

00:32:55What's up?

00:32:57Hello.

00:32:59Come fast. I'll get bored.

00:33:01Piss off.

00:33:03Go.

00:33:05Okay. I'll order.

00:33:07Hello.

00:33:09No. Not you.

00:33:11He's an officer from Punjab.

00:33:13He's so irritating.

00:33:15Where were you?

00:33:17Why did you take so much time?

00:33:19It was an important phone call.

00:33:21If you want to eat something, order it.

00:33:23What? You ordered all this for yourself?

00:33:25All this?

00:33:27He has 5-7 items.

00:33:29If you eat all this, you'll lose weight.

00:33:31That's what I want.

00:33:33But he's not coming out.

00:33:35But why? Police should be fit.

00:33:37Are you mad?

00:33:39We know him.

00:33:43That's why you can't run after thieves.

00:33:45I don't have to catch a kite.

00:33:47I don't have to remove the rope.

00:33:49I'll throw it from a distance.

00:33:51He'll curse me.

00:33:53Let's file 3-4 false cases.

00:33:55It doesn't matter.

00:33:57A thief is always a thief.

00:33:59If you file 2-4 false cases,

00:34:01you'll get a reputation.

00:34:03Hey, ma'am. Can I get you anything?

00:34:05We're about to close.

00:34:07Alright. Here's your bill, sir.

00:34:09Are you mad?

00:34:11What the hell are you doing?

00:34:13Are you mad?

00:34:15My God!

00:34:17Are you mad? He was ready to file a case.

00:34:19I convinced him.

00:34:21Why did you slap him?

00:34:23Give him a chance to serve.

00:34:25This is Canada.

00:34:27You have to pay here.

00:34:29We're very rich.

00:34:31No one asked for money.

00:34:33Nothing can happen to you.

00:34:37Move away.

00:34:39What are you doing?

00:34:41Are you stupid?

00:34:43Or are you flirting with me?

00:34:45Flirting?

00:34:47I can't flirt with you even if I want to.

00:34:49Our government doesn't allow

00:34:51ladies and gents to flirt.

00:34:53Flirt? What's that?

00:34:55It's what boys and girls do.

00:34:57In the park.

00:34:59Get lost.

00:35:01I was trying to explain.

00:35:03I understand everything.

00:35:05If you want to work with me,

00:35:07don't mess with me.

00:35:09I don't care about Punjab police.

00:35:31She must be on her way.

00:35:33Sometimes customers are late.

00:35:35It's okay.

00:35:37Even my son likes this.

00:35:39Sister, what's this?

00:35:41She's my mother.

00:35:43She's been like this for years.

00:35:45She keeps sleeping.

00:35:47That's why I check her.

00:35:49I understand.

00:35:51Come.

00:35:53She's Neelam aunty.

00:35:55He's her son, Sandy.

00:36:01You naughty boy.

00:36:03Son, he wants to know

00:36:05if your heart

00:36:07is natural or artificial.

00:36:09It's natural, but why?

00:36:13Oh, you naughty naughty boy.

00:36:17Son,

00:36:19do you know snake dance?

00:36:21What?

00:36:25Your mother called us

00:36:27that's why we came.

00:36:29Otherwise, I would've got 50 proposals for my son.

00:36:31Get lost.

00:36:33You act as if you work in police station.

00:36:35Let's go, son.

00:36:37We'll talk to Sridevi.

00:36:39What if she likes Sridevi?

00:36:41You should've told her that you know snake dance.

00:36:43Mom, I'm telling you for the last time

00:36:45that I won't marry a Punjabi boy.

00:36:47Why?

00:36:49What's the problem with Punjabi boys?

00:36:51Punjabi boys are stupid and ill-mannered.

00:36:53I've seen one outside.

00:36:55I've seen one at home.

00:36:57It'll never happen.

00:36:59If you're so stubborn,

00:37:01I'm your mother.

00:37:03You'll marry a Punjabi boy.

00:37:07Okay, don't worry.

00:37:09I'll be there in 5-7 minutes.

00:37:11Sir, the manager is there.

00:37:13Thank you.

00:37:15Hello, manager.

00:37:17Yes, tell me.

00:37:19We want to talk about something very important.

00:37:21Please come tomorrow.

00:37:23I'm going home today.

00:37:25I have an emergency.

00:37:27Respected sir,

00:37:29Thank you.

00:37:31The thing is

00:37:33we want a huge loan.

00:37:35Very, very big.

00:37:37Really?

00:37:39How big?

00:37:41Rs. 50,000.

00:37:43What?

00:37:45We want to give a bribe.

00:37:47What nonsense!

00:37:49We don't give loans for bribes.

00:37:51What are you saying, Mr. Manager?

00:37:53If you can give a loan for a house

00:37:55or a car, why not for a bribe?

00:37:57A bribe is a big need in life.

00:37:59You're wasting my time.

00:38:01Go away.

00:38:03Manager, we won't leave without taking a loan.

00:38:05Look at him.

00:38:07He's fighting for his life in the ICU.

00:38:09And you're worried about Rs. 50,000 loan.

00:38:11Excuse me, Mr. Manager.

00:38:13If we had to take a loan of Rs. 50,00,000,

00:38:15would your brother be fine?

00:38:17What nonsense!

00:38:19We're not talking nonsense.

00:38:21We're serious.

00:38:23A dead man is worth a penny.

00:38:25And you're leaving a customer

00:38:27worth Rs. 50,000 for a penny.

00:38:29Shame on you.

00:38:31One slap for Raja.

00:38:33Two slaps for Raja.

00:38:35Mr. Manager,

00:38:37you can slap us one more time,

00:38:39but please give us a loan.

00:38:41Three slaps for Raja.

00:38:43That's strange.

00:38:45He agreed to slap us.

00:38:47But he's not ready to take a loan.

00:38:55What's the matter?

00:38:57Why aren't you ready?

00:38:59It's all my fault.

00:39:01You told me to eat less.

00:39:03But what happened?

00:39:05I don't know.

00:39:07I don't know what's wrong.

00:39:09I've hit the ball 8-10 times since morning.

00:39:11But I haven't got any solid evidence.

00:39:13You can assume that

00:39:15Punjab Police is in a mess.

00:39:17What do you mean?

00:39:19All the doors are open.

00:39:21I can't find any evidence.

00:39:23All the doors are open.

00:39:25I've understood the importance of

00:39:27patience in life.

00:39:29What are you saying?

00:39:31My stomach is upset.

00:39:33I'm feeling nauseous.

00:39:35No, I don't.

00:39:37You can feel it.

00:39:39Wait. I've understood.

00:39:41You take rest.

00:39:43I'll investigate.

00:39:45It's my duty.

00:39:47Listen to your stomach.

00:39:49I'll take a mug and a bucket.

00:39:51Mr. Shpatan.

00:39:53Wait a minute.

00:39:57Let me feel the waves.

00:39:59Let me feel the waves.

00:40:03No.

00:40:05I'm serious.

00:40:07You'll hit someone.

00:40:09I don't think DCP's daughter will survive.

00:40:11I'm worried.

00:40:13What if she says she wants to get married.

00:40:15Let's see.

00:40:17It's a compromise.

00:40:21Easy cut parlor.

00:40:23Payal business centre.

00:40:25Let's go.

00:40:27I won't go.

00:40:29Are you a Punjabi?

00:40:31Why are you refusing your Punjabi brother?

00:40:33Don't call me brother.

00:40:35Indians and Pakistanis can't be brothers.

00:40:37This is the Bagha border.

00:40:39No one can come from here.

00:40:41No one can go from here.

00:40:43I see.

00:40:45You're a Pakistani.

00:40:47That's why you started firing.

00:40:49You're a Pakistani.

00:40:51That's why you started firing.

00:40:53I don't want your money.

00:40:55I don't want your money.

00:40:57Have you gone mad?

00:40:59We haven't given any money to any Indian.

00:41:01And you're refusing a dollar offer.

00:41:03We don't get such opportunities every day.

00:41:05I asked you because I'm your neighbor.

00:41:07Indians and Pakistanis can't be brothers.

00:41:09I know you're arrogant.

00:41:11Arrogant people like you.

00:41:13They bail out their own people.

00:41:15He says Pakistanis and Indians can't be brothers.

00:41:17It doesn't look nice.

00:41:19You don't know.

00:41:21Punjab police's friendship is bad.

00:41:23I've seen a lot of Pakistani police.

00:41:25What is Punjab police?

00:41:27What is Punjab police?

00:41:29Listen to me.

00:41:31Look at yourself.

00:41:33You can't see the progress of your neighbors.

00:41:35You can't buy a car.

00:41:37You steal your neighbor's car and run away.

00:41:39You can't see anyone's progress.

00:41:41You turn on the AC for your neighbors.

00:41:43You can't run away.

00:41:45He ran away.

00:41:47Now tell me.

00:41:49Punjab police doesn't have time to listen to you.

00:41:51Take your car.

00:41:53I have to go on duty.

00:41:55There are other cars waiting for us.

00:41:57You've painted the car.

00:41:59Don't come back.

00:42:03Yes, we have you for 5 o'clock.

00:42:05Great, see you then.

00:42:07Hello.

00:42:09Yes.

00:42:11Where is Pooja?

00:42:13You know where is slim trim,

00:42:15fair, handsome Punjabi girl.

00:42:17Owner.

00:42:19Oh, the owner.

00:42:21Yes, the owner is Punjabi.

00:42:23Let me go call her.

00:42:25I don't know English.

00:42:27Look,

00:42:29Fateh Singh is so brave.

00:42:31Now it's your duty.

00:42:33Don't let the girl get too high.

00:42:35Take care of her.

00:42:37Who are you?

00:42:39What do you want?

00:42:41I told you not to let the girl get too high.

00:42:43First listen to me.

00:42:45Then take action.

00:42:47You make fun of me.

00:42:49Hello.

00:42:51What are you chanting?

00:42:53Say something.

00:42:55Pooja, is it you?

00:42:57Yes.

00:42:59I...

00:43:01I...

00:43:03I...

00:43:05I see.

00:43:07Do you want manicure?

00:43:09Go there.

00:43:13Put your hand forward.

00:43:15Won't you stitch?

00:43:17No, I will cut.

00:43:19No, I can't do this.

00:43:21You sit, I will stand.

00:43:23What will sir say if he finds out?

00:43:25Which sir?

00:43:27He will say that the girl was standing and you were sitting.

00:43:29It doesn't look nice.

00:43:31Sit.

00:43:33Wow.

00:43:35You have manners.

00:43:37Punjabis feel shy when they see a beautiful girl.

00:43:39Beautiful girl?

00:43:41Who else?

00:43:43Me? Beautiful girl?

00:43:45No.

00:43:47Everyone calls me fat.

00:43:49They are jealous of you.

00:43:51I would have been a DIG by now.

00:43:53Don't lie.

00:43:55No, I am not lying.

00:43:57If you are not in this beauty parlour,

00:43:59it will be a parlour and not a beauty.

00:44:01You are a mountain of beauty.

00:44:03You Punjabi boys,

00:44:05whenever you see a beautiful girl,

00:44:07you just run after her.

00:44:09What can I do?

00:44:11That's my nature.

00:44:13Get lost, liar.

00:44:15You are a beautiful girl.

00:44:21It took a long time,

00:44:23but it worked out with Moti.

00:44:25Let's go, Vishwotu.

00:44:27Oh, brother.

00:44:29You?

00:44:31Shut up.

00:44:33If you keep quiet,

00:44:35I will get out of the car.

00:44:37Listen to me.

00:44:39I won't let you go anywhere.

00:44:41Are you out of your mind?

00:44:43Indians and Pakistanis

00:44:45are brothers.

00:44:47What are you drinking?

00:44:49My English.

00:44:51Oh, my God.

00:44:53The English separated us

00:44:55and now they are making us friends.

00:44:57I am not in my senses.

00:44:59You are my younger brother.

00:45:01But remember one thing.

00:45:03Wherever you go,

00:45:05I will drop you.

00:45:07That too for free.

00:45:09Because in a foreign country,

00:45:11Pakistanis and Indians are useful.

00:45:13If that's the case,

00:45:15you can go anywhere in the world.

00:45:17Punjab police will never stop you.

00:45:19After all, in a foreign country,

00:45:21Indians and Pakistanis are useful.

00:45:23Wherever I go?

00:45:25Wherever you want.

00:45:27Brother.

00:45:29Don't break the wall.

00:45:31Drink it.

00:45:33No, brother.

00:45:35Drink it.

00:45:41Hello.

00:45:43Yes.

00:45:45How are you today?

00:45:47I am fine.

00:45:49What happened?

00:45:51One minute.

00:45:53I'll be right back.

00:45:57Oh.

00:46:03Oh.

00:46:05I was saying that...

00:46:07Huh?

00:46:09I was already...

00:46:11Battery?

00:46:13Oh, my God.

00:46:19Oh.

00:46:21Oh.

00:46:23I...

00:46:25I'll come tomorrow.

00:46:27No.

00:46:29You can't leave me.

00:46:31I don't care.

00:46:33I'll come tomorrow.

00:46:35Wait.

00:46:45Oh.

00:46:47Brother.

00:46:49Good morning.

00:46:51Brother?

00:46:53I told you that Indians and Pakistanis

00:46:55can never be brothers.

00:46:57But that was for the day.

00:46:59Have you forgotten about the night?

00:47:01Pakistanis are useful to Indians.

00:47:03Ride free.

00:47:05Don't joke with me.

00:47:07Get out of the car.

00:47:09Are you my sister-in-law to joke?

00:47:11If you don't value your tongue,

00:47:13then at least value the liquor

00:47:15which you drank and made a brother.

00:47:17I can never make an enemy a brother.

00:47:19No matter how much liquor I drink with him.

00:47:21Get out of the car.

00:47:23Get out of the car.

00:47:25Get out of the car.

00:47:27Get out of the car.

00:47:33Hello?

00:47:35Pooja?

00:47:37Where did everyone go?

00:47:39Pooja?

00:47:41I got scared.

00:47:51By the way,

00:47:53what have you come to do today?

00:47:55This is just an excuse.

00:47:57I came to meet you.

00:47:59Me? Why?

00:48:01Because since I have come from Punjab,

00:48:03I am feeling very lonely.

00:48:05Okay. Why?

00:48:07Because my entire family is in Punjab.

00:48:09And since I have come,

00:48:11I have been thinking

00:48:13when will I go to them.

00:48:15But now...

00:48:17Now what?

00:48:19Actually,

00:48:21some people here have become our own.

00:48:23And I think it will be very difficult to leave them.

00:48:25Have you ever been to Punjab?

00:48:27I have.

00:48:29Once.

00:48:31When I was 7 years old,

00:48:33I weighed only 60 kgs.

00:48:35Then?

00:48:37Then what?

00:48:39I doubled and I got a ticket.

00:48:41Then I never felt like going.

00:48:43By the way,

00:48:45what is there in Punjab that is not there in Canada?

00:48:47Like what?

00:48:49For example,

00:48:51when animals poop in the rain,

00:48:53yellow flowers appear on the wall.

00:48:55Have you ever seen such an art?

00:48:57No.

00:48:59Also, it is allowed to poop on the road.

00:49:01But kissing is not allowed.

00:49:03You have the exact opposite here.

00:49:05If a person asks,

00:49:07he will stop the person who kisses him.

00:49:09Is there any other difference?

00:49:11Yes. You will get a gem like Fateh Singh in Punjab.

00:49:13You won't get him in Canada.

00:49:15Then are you going?

00:49:17Yes.

00:49:19That too alone.

00:49:23By the way, I also want to see Punjab.

00:49:25Can I also come with you?

00:49:27If you don't mind.

00:49:29Why will I mind?

00:49:31Pack your bags now.

00:49:33First you have to come to my house for lunch tomorrow.

00:49:35Lunch? Why?

00:49:37You have to explain everything.

00:49:39To get permission from my family.

00:49:41And my family,

00:49:43they won't send their daughter with a stranger.

00:49:45What if you take advantage of me?

00:49:47Advantage?

00:49:49You can't take advantage of me.

00:49:51But you can take advantage of me.

00:49:53I don't think I need to swear on this.

00:49:55But still I swear.

00:49:57I will never take advantage of you.

00:49:59Liar.

00:50:01A piece of moon.

00:50:11Let's go brother.

00:50:15Brother.

00:50:17Why are you hitting me?

00:50:19You can do whatever you want with me.

00:50:21I will forgive you.

00:50:23Because both Indians and Pakistanis are brothers.

00:50:27Then brother?

00:50:29What do you mean?

00:50:31Brother.

00:50:33You can take out all your anger on me.

00:50:35But why are you angry on this innocent girl?

00:50:37But on one condition.

00:50:39Tell me.

00:50:41I will cross the border this time.

00:50:43Most welcome.

00:50:45Come.

00:50:47Hold this.

00:50:59I got a call.

00:51:01It's sir.

00:51:03Hello sir.

00:51:05It's been three days.

00:51:07Why didn't you report?

00:51:09Sir, all the reports are over.

00:51:11There is good news.

00:51:13Pooja has agreed to come to Punjab.

00:51:15See this.

00:51:17I didn't have to use force.

00:51:19And Pooja has agreed.

00:51:21She invited me home for lunch.

00:51:23Now I will convince her family.

00:51:25Day after tomorrow, Pooja and I will go to Punjab.

00:51:27You are great.

00:51:29I am lucky.

00:51:31No one invited me for lunch.

00:51:33And DCP's daughter invited me for lunch.

00:51:37Wait.

00:51:39Wait.

00:51:41Come.

00:51:43Where are you?

00:51:45Come to the left.

00:51:47Welcome.

00:51:49Hello.

00:51:51What are you doing here?

00:51:53I am a brave officer of Punjab police.

00:51:55I was tired running from my bedroom to the bathroom.

00:51:57I thought I might get into an accident.

00:51:59So I slept here.

00:52:01You slept here at night?

00:52:03Yes.

00:52:05You should try it.

00:52:07You will get a lot of help.

00:52:09I am going.

00:52:11Wait.

00:52:13You are disgusting.

00:52:15Disgusting.

00:52:17Wait.

00:52:25Disgusting.

00:52:27Disgusting.

00:52:29Disgusting.

00:52:31Disgusting.

00:52:33My love.

00:52:35You will get someone killed one day.

00:52:49Brother.

00:52:51Ride free.

00:52:53Get down.

00:52:55Why are you standing here?

00:52:57I start my service here.

00:52:59This is my den.

00:53:01Are you Gabbar Singh?

00:53:03If I see you here again, I will kill you.

00:53:05What is this?

00:53:07Get lost.

00:53:09Give me my card.

00:53:11I have another paper.

00:53:13Your father will pay for this.

00:53:15Get lost.

00:53:17Strange.

00:53:19Even Pakistani police don't know this trick.

00:53:23Let's go.

00:53:41I got scared.

00:53:45What happened?

00:53:47Did you do something special?

00:53:49Just like that.

00:53:51You look beautiful.

00:53:53Liar.

00:53:55You are beautiful.

00:54:09She is my mother.

00:54:11She is Fateh.

00:54:13Don't call me mother.

00:54:15Call me Jassi aunty.

00:54:17Jassi aunty.

00:54:19I will have Lassi.

00:54:21Call your father.

00:54:23He has guests at home.

00:54:25He will come home soon.

00:54:27I will get Lassi.

00:54:29Dad.

00:54:31Grandma.

00:54:33Why are you surprised?

00:54:35Everyone has a husband.

00:54:37She has a husband too.

00:54:39What do you mean?

00:54:41Where is the bathroom?

00:54:43There.

00:54:45I will be back soon.

00:54:49Hello.

00:54:51Hello.

00:54:53I am Fateh Singh from Canada.

00:54:55What is the progress?

00:54:57I have convinced Pooja to come to Punjab.

00:54:59Really?

00:55:01Yes.

00:55:03But there is a problem.

00:55:05What problem?

00:55:07I think your wife has remarried.

00:55:09What?

00:55:11Tejinder remarried?

00:55:13No.

00:55:15What are you saying?

00:55:17Maybe.

00:55:19Idiot.

00:55:21I have lived with her for 10 years.

00:55:23And I don't know.

00:55:25And you found out her real name in 10 minutes.

00:55:27General knowledge.

00:55:29I think you don't know that your mother is also here.

00:55:31Shut up.

00:55:33It's been 12 years since my mother died.

00:55:35Canada is not less than heaven.

00:55:37Maybe she has settled here.

00:55:39Shut up idiot.

00:55:41And use your brain.

00:55:43And find out what is the confusion there.

00:55:45Nonsense.

00:55:47What is the life of a servant?

00:55:53No.

00:55:55Great.

00:55:57You will kill someone one day.

00:55:59Ask me to write.

00:56:03What are you doing here?

00:56:05Leave me.

00:56:07Tell me what are you doing here?

00:56:11Not me.

00:56:13You tell me.

00:56:15Liar.

00:56:17You have been fooling me since 3 days.

00:56:19That you have loose motions.

00:56:21And you are drinking lassi here.

00:56:23I didn't drink lassi.

00:56:25Don't change the topic.

00:56:27Why did you go to her parlour?

00:56:29Have you brought your fair complexion from somewhere?

00:56:31You don't go out of the parlour like a rat.

00:56:33Punjab police has started a circle of parlours.

00:56:35You have started third degree.

00:56:37Shut up.

00:56:39Stop your interrogation.

00:56:41I don't need a reason to come to my friend's house.

00:56:43Preet is my friend.

00:56:45First ask your friend's name.

00:56:47Her name is Pooja.

00:56:49She is Preet. I am Pooja.

00:56:51Pooja, tell him.

00:56:53She is right.

00:56:55She is Pooja and I am Preet.

00:56:57Understood Mr. Fateh?

00:56:59What?

00:57:01But how can she be Pooja?

00:57:03Pooja works in a parlour.

00:57:05She used to work there.

00:57:07She has left the parlour since she joined the police force.

00:57:09Preeti, Pooja has told everyone that

00:57:11she still works in the parlour.

00:57:13Her mother hates the police force.

00:57:15That's why.

00:57:17Understood?

00:57:19That means you are the real Pooja.

00:57:21Yes.

00:57:23So I am using this pot for free.

00:57:27You called me a pot.

00:57:31Mom.

00:57:33Don't you dare come here again.

00:57:35Get lost.

00:57:37Hmm.

00:57:41I had a doubt on you from the first day itself.

00:57:45But now I am sure that

00:57:47you are not here to solve the case.

00:57:49You are here to trap an innocent girl like Preet.

00:57:53But now you better get ready to leave.

00:57:55Now you will see

00:57:57how I will get you deported in two days.

00:57:59Punjab Police.

00:58:07You enjoyed it?

00:58:09Are you happy now?

00:58:11You are done.

00:58:15But what will the Punjab Police do now?

00:58:17Punjab Police is not a race.

00:58:19Hahahahahahahahaha.

00:58:23Eat potatoes for Rs. 10.

00:58:25Eat potatoes for Rs. 10.

00:58:27Eat potatoes for Rs. 10.

00:58:29Eat potatoes for Rs. 10.

00:58:31Eat potatoes for Rs. 10.

00:58:33Eat potatoes for Rs. 10.

00:58:35Daddy, take it.

00:58:37Pyaara, Pyaara.

00:58:39Rs. 50,000.

00:58:41Daddy, take it.

00:58:43Pyaara, Pyaara.

00:58:45Dear son, speak louder.

00:58:47The more customers come,

00:58:49the more publicity will be there.

00:58:51Daddy, I am not able to speak.

00:58:53My heart is beating very fast.

00:58:55My heart is beating very fast.

00:58:57I wish I could sell this Raja Beta instead of you.

00:58:59Sorry to say, dear son.

00:59:01You are not going to get a single penny.

00:59:03This is Kalyug, dear son.

00:59:05This cruel world is not of the mind,

00:59:07but of the body.

00:59:09So, sell your father once

00:59:11and save Rs. 50,000.

00:59:13I am sure

00:59:15that my Raja Beta

00:59:17will go to Canada and earn so much money

00:59:19that he will buy

00:59:21his father back.

00:59:23Love you daddy.

00:59:25Love you too.

00:59:27Love you too.

00:59:29Love you too.

00:59:31Open all three buttons of your shirt.

00:59:33Why three buttons?

00:59:35Daddy, the more glamorous the customer is,

00:59:37the better the rate will be.

00:59:39Take daddy, take daddy.

00:59:41What? Take Shampy's daddy.

00:59:43Why? I don't have mine.

00:59:45You will have it, but not like Shampy's daddy.

00:59:47Really?

00:59:49Look at the quality of the product.

00:59:51It is beautiful, glamorous,

00:59:53what a body!

00:59:55Has your face gone to your daddy?

00:59:57Yes.

00:59:59If you had gone to Shampy's daddy,

01:00:01you would have been good-looking like Shampy.

01:00:03I said, what didn't Shampy's daddy give Shampy?

01:00:05He gave him a business,

01:00:07a beautiful body, a car.

01:00:09Throw your useless daddy

01:00:11in the garbage.

01:00:13What to do with such an ugly,

01:00:15useless daddy?

01:00:17Take Shampy's daddy.

01:00:19You are happy, your mother is happy.

01:00:21Give one slap to Raja Beta.

01:00:23Give two slaps to Raja Beta.

01:00:25Daddy.

01:00:27Give three slaps to Raja Beta.

01:00:29Why did you hit me?

01:00:31What is the need to talk about your mother?

01:00:33Sorry.

01:00:35Take daddy.

01:00:37Lovely, lovely.

01:00:39Rs. 50,000.

01:00:41It is a total of Rs. 100,000.

01:00:43You mean to say that DCP's daughter

01:00:45is not the one from the parlour,

01:00:47but that Spartan?

01:00:49Yes sir, that Spartan,

01:00:51whom I have harassed so much,

01:00:53now she is trying to hit me.

01:00:55What to do?

01:00:57What to do?

01:00:59Now you get ready to come back.

01:01:01Now she will report you.

01:01:03Sir, this is all DCP's fault.

01:01:05DCP knows everything about the city.

01:01:07He does not know about his daughter.

01:01:09The girl's mother does not know

01:01:11what she does.

01:01:13Then will sir know about the bell?

01:01:15Sir, what a brain you have got.

01:01:17What did you say now?

01:01:19I did not know that the girl's mother

01:01:21does not know what the girl does.

01:01:23Sir, you just wait and watch.

01:01:25Even if the girl's papers are full,

01:01:27Fateh Singh will come back.

01:01:29Bye, love you.

01:01:31I don't know what he has thought.

01:01:33I should keep my mouth shut in front of him.

01:01:35Son, have some more.

01:01:37No aunty, if I eat more,

01:01:39my stomach will be full.

01:01:43Looks like Pooja has come.

01:01:45Aunty, if you feed me with your hands,

01:01:47then I will eat.

01:01:49Because mother's hand tastes better.

01:01:51Give it to me.

01:01:55You, what are you doing here?

01:01:57Pooja, he came here

01:01:59in search of you.

01:02:01And you never told me.

01:02:03Such a good Punjabi boy is your friend?

01:02:05He is not my friend.

01:02:07What?

01:02:09Then who is she who works in the parlour?

01:02:11What?

01:02:13Mom, I mean,

01:02:15he is not my friend,

01:02:17he is my very good friend.

01:02:19This is not just work in the parlour.

01:02:21She does a lot of good work.

01:02:25Mom, give me something to eat.

01:02:27I am very hungry.

01:02:29Of course.

01:02:31If you tell mom the truth,

01:02:33then there is no one worse than me.

01:02:35Don't deport me.

01:02:37I won't tell your mother the truth.

01:02:39I can't go against my duty.

01:02:41And I can't cheat that lady

01:02:43who fed me with so much love.

01:02:45I promise.

01:02:47Even if I get caught, I won't tell anyone.

01:02:49What won't you tell?

01:02:51She works in the police station.

01:02:53What?

01:02:55What?

01:02:57Is he telling the truth?

01:02:59Mom, I can explain.

01:03:01Oh my God!

01:03:03Oh my God!

01:03:05Oh my God!

01:03:07Oh my God!

01:03:09Didn't you feel ashamed

01:03:11of cheating your mother?

01:03:13I educated you day and night.

01:03:15Why?

01:03:17Why did you lie to me?

01:03:19Mom, don't say that.

01:03:21How else should I say?

01:03:23If not the parlour,

01:03:25you could have joined a bank.

01:03:27You could have become a doctor.

01:03:29But why the police job?

01:03:33After all, you are your father's child.

01:03:35A mother has no right.

01:03:37Mom, if you say,

01:03:39I will resign tomorrow.

01:03:41But please, don't be upset.

01:03:43Tell her that I have just resigned.

01:03:45What if you change your mind?

01:03:47What if I change my mind?

01:03:49What if you think that you are wrong?

01:03:51Then you can change your mind.

01:03:53My mind?

01:03:55Is it wrong?

01:03:57No, aunty. It's not wrong.

01:03:59If you had a son,

01:04:01you would have stopped him from joining the police.

01:04:03It's our duty to stop a girl.

01:04:05It's written in the girl's culture

01:04:07to be civilized.

01:04:09We all think that girls are less than boys.

01:04:11If a boy stands on the road for an hour,

01:04:13no one gives him a lift.

01:04:15If a girl speaks, everyone stops her.

01:04:17Girls have become thieves.

01:04:19But what do we have to do with all this?

01:04:21We like girls who are afraid of cockroaches.

01:04:23And if it's a matter of marriage,

01:04:25we can eat half a kilo of chickpeas.

01:04:27After all, it's our culture to stop a girl.

01:04:29If there is a culture,

01:04:31then a girl has to understand it.

01:04:33Isn't it, aunty?

01:04:35That's why, aunty, get up.

01:04:37I mean, get up from inside.

01:04:39It's written in the girl's culture

01:04:41to stop a girl.

01:04:43If there is a culture,

01:04:45then a girl has to understand it.

01:04:47Long live the revolution.

01:04:49Did I say too much?

01:04:51No, son.

01:04:53You are absolutely right.

01:04:57If I can't change my mother's thinking

01:04:59with this,

01:05:01then how will I change the society?

01:05:03What are you saying, aunty?

01:05:05I am absolutely right.

01:05:07Pooja, my child,

01:05:09do whatever you want to do.

01:05:11I will never stop you.

01:05:13Really, mom?

01:05:15Mom,

01:05:17I love you.

01:05:19I love you too, my child.

01:05:21Oh my God, you did a great job.

01:05:23You solved such a big problem of mine

01:05:25in just two minutes.

01:05:27Punjab Police is also talented.

01:05:29Seriously, thank you, Fateh.

01:05:31There is no need to thank me.

01:05:33I solved your problem. You solve mine.

01:05:35Why should I help you?

01:05:37Hello, wait a minute.

01:05:39Why? What do you mean?

01:05:41Didn't we promise each other?

01:05:43Yes, we did.

01:05:45You told mom the truth and broke the promise.

01:05:47So technically, I can also break it.

01:05:49Technically, you don't look as bad as you are.

01:05:51I am telling you, don't mess with me

01:05:53because Punjab Police's friendship is bad

01:05:55and enmity is worse than that.

01:05:57Okay, relax.

01:05:59I have no intention of cheating you, Spartan.

01:06:01I just want to say that

01:06:03Why should I promise you?

01:06:05Why should I trust you?

01:06:07Really? Are you scared?

01:06:09If this is the case,

01:06:11then you can ask for my life.

01:06:13Come on, promise me.

01:06:15What is this?

01:06:17I would have kissed you in your childhood.

01:06:19Come on, shake my hand.

01:06:21Promise.

01:06:23Yes, I promise.

01:06:25Now tell me, what is the problem?

01:06:33Your hand?

01:06:35Yes, it is yours.

01:06:37Tell me.

01:06:39Well, there is a boy.

01:06:41Kris?

01:06:43Not Kris, he is Gora.

01:06:45She is asking me to marry him.

01:06:47She is asking me to convince my mom for Gora.

01:06:49Should I come to take him or set him up?

01:06:51Sir, do I look like his uncle?

01:06:53Yes, you look like his uncle.

01:06:55Sir, don't make me understand relationships.

01:06:57Tell me the solution.

01:06:59Am I an MP3 guide to tell you the solution?

01:07:01Don't talk nonsense.

01:07:03If his mom agrees, then Pooja won't come to Punjab.

01:07:05If I can't convince her, then Pooja will get me deported.

01:07:07What is the bird doing?

01:07:09You are worried about your problem.

01:07:11What happened, sir?

01:07:13My mother-in-law has come to stay in my house permanently.

01:07:15Lady Supnakha.

01:07:17Oh, sir, this is very bad.

01:07:19I often say that a mother-in-law should be good.

01:07:21A mother-in-law is good when she stays in her house.

01:07:23She comes to me and says,

01:07:25son, keep me in your house.

01:07:27I will stay in one place.

01:07:29Sir, she has come.

01:07:31If she has come, then don't be happy.

01:07:33You will know that your mother-in-law will come to your house.

01:07:35Sir, the scheme has come.

01:07:37You keep the phone. Love you, to you, bye you.

01:07:39What did you get by listening to me?

01:07:41Now, can't I tell my problem to anyone?

01:07:47So, this is Fateh.

01:07:49Yes, and he is going to solve our problem.

01:07:51Hi. How are you, Chotu?

01:07:53Chotu, what does that mean?

01:07:55This is his nickname. He is so friendly.

01:07:57If you make fun of him, then you will see.

01:07:59She is making fun of him.

01:08:01What should I say?

01:08:03He is Punjabi and he wants to marry you.

01:08:05What's going on, Pooja?

01:08:07One second.

01:08:09If this is the case, then I will call Paul

01:08:11and tell him to deport you tomorrow.

01:08:13What did you say? Say it again.

01:08:15I said that I will call Paul

01:08:17and tell him

01:08:19to deport you tomorrow.

01:08:23That's it?

01:08:25I said that I have accepted it.

01:08:27Punjabis don't deceive anyone.

01:08:29Don't worry. Chris is my brother.

01:08:31He likes you.

01:08:33I like him too.

01:08:35You guys carry on. I will be right back.

01:08:37See you, Chris.

01:08:39How dare you to trap a Punjabi girl

01:08:41in the presence of a Punjabi boy?

01:08:43What are you saying, bro?

01:08:45I am talking about your head.

01:08:47Have you ever drunk alcohol

01:08:49or are you still drinking milk?

01:08:51Alcohol.

01:08:53Of course.

01:08:55Have you ever made noise?

01:08:57I will teach you.

01:09:15How was it?

01:09:17It was great.

01:09:19I am asking about Chris.

01:09:21Your mother will love it.

01:09:23Why?

01:09:25He is not a Punjabi like me.

01:09:27So he is not a good boy.

01:09:29No, he is a very good boy.

01:09:31He is very smart.

01:09:33I don't understand

01:09:35why every Punjabi

01:09:37is after an Englishman.

01:09:39It is their mother who speaks English.

01:09:41It is our duty

01:09:43to ban our enemies after drinking.

01:09:45Very funny.

01:09:47Did you like anything else about Chris?

01:09:49Hold on.

01:09:51It is our culture to hug each other.

01:09:53If it is our culture,

01:09:55then everything is fine.

01:09:57But if a Punjabi boy touches you,

01:09:59you act as if you have got an electric shock.

01:10:01The reputation of Punjabi boys is bad.

01:10:03What have Punjabi boys done to you?

01:10:05You trouble girls.

01:10:07You don't know how to talk.

01:10:09You decide on the first day of college

01:10:11whether she is yours or mine.

01:10:13You don't even know her.

01:10:15You propose her after two years.

01:10:17Why do you always say no to me?

01:10:19If a boy has proposed you,

01:10:21why are you being stubborn?

01:10:23What is this stubbornness?

01:10:25You don't know what to do.

01:10:27It is better to marry an animal.

01:10:29I will marry Chris.

01:10:31But not in a church.

01:10:33Will you help me or not?

01:10:35Think about it.

01:10:37Not all boys are the same.

01:10:39Some boys are like me.

01:10:41A true lover.

01:10:43Then you are right for me.

01:10:45You don't know how to talk.

01:10:47Go and propose Chris.

01:10:49I will go and train him.

01:10:51I will do him a favor.

01:10:53Your mother doesn't like Punjabi boys.

01:10:55I will have to train him.

01:10:57You are right.

01:10:59Isn't it a good idea?

01:11:01Shake hands and thank me.

01:11:03Thank you, Spartan.

01:11:05It's okay, Spartan.

01:11:07Alright.

01:11:09It's okay, Spartan.

01:11:11It's okay.

01:11:13Leave me alone.

01:11:15Fateh, give me your hand.

01:11:17It's your hand.

01:11:19I am not taking you with me.

01:11:21God has given me two hands.

01:11:23Punjabi boys.

01:11:29You try.

01:11:31Oh no, son.

01:11:33It doesn't look nice.

01:11:35This is surely a fail.

01:11:37If you want to tell your mother-in-law

01:11:39that the food is very good,

01:11:41I will give you an atom bomb.

01:11:45Like this. Try.

01:11:49Yeah?

01:11:51Nuclear bomb.

01:11:53Now I will show everyone that I am a real Punjabi.

01:11:55Save something for tomorrow.

01:11:57You will do everything today.

01:11:59Okay.

01:12:01Now how do I tell Pooja's mom that she is really nice?

01:12:03You are very naughty.

01:12:05You want to fool your mother-in-law.

01:12:07I will tell you what to tell your mother-in-law

01:12:09Thank you.

01:12:11Leave it.

01:12:13Tell me how to say hello in Punjabi.

01:12:15I will tell you.

01:12:17Why should I tell you?

01:12:19You promised me.

01:12:21I promised to help you.

01:12:23Not to get beaten up by your mother.

01:12:25Do something yourself.

01:12:27Will you tell your mother about Chris

01:12:29or should I call Paul?

01:12:31What?

01:12:33Will you tell me

01:12:35or should I call Paul?

01:12:39Look at this.

01:12:41Punjabis never tolerate insults.

01:12:43You can even die for love.

01:12:45You said it with love.

01:12:47Now see how I explain it to aunty.

01:12:49She won't even know and she will say yes.

01:12:51What do you have to explain to aunty?

01:12:53That Pooja likes white people.

01:12:55What?

01:12:57What?

01:12:59Pooja, is he telling the truth?

01:13:01I can explain mom.

01:13:03It's just...

01:13:05Oh my God.

01:13:07I have given birth to a girl

01:13:09who doesn't let her mother live.

01:13:11Mom.

01:13:13I know.

01:13:15I know.

01:13:17Why did you wake me up?

01:13:19Please don't say that.

01:13:21If you feel so bad,

01:13:23I will tell Chris tomorrow.

01:13:25No, tell him now.

01:13:27What if you change your mind?

01:13:29Why will I change my mind?

01:13:31If you think you are wrong,

01:13:33you can change your mind.

01:13:35We all try to stop a girl from falling in love.

01:13:37But she is a girl.

01:13:39It's our culture to stop a girl.

01:13:41I understand.

01:13:43It's our birthright.

01:13:45By the way,

01:13:47where did you learn to speak?

01:13:49When I was in 9th or 10th grade,

01:13:51I took part in a debate.

01:13:53I came 4th out of 5.

01:13:55I think my speech impressed you.

01:13:57No, speech didn't impress me.

01:13:59But son,

01:14:01your words have impressed me.

01:14:03My daughter should have the right

01:14:05to choose her life partner.

01:14:07Yes.

01:14:09Even if it's a white guy.

01:14:11Really, mom?

01:14:13Thank you, mom.

01:14:15Not so soon.

01:14:17I will see him first.

01:14:19Then I will decide.

01:14:21Okay?

01:14:23When is that white guy coming?

01:14:331, 2, 3, 4

01:14:351, 2, 3, 4

01:14:37Oh,

01:14:39Deepa!

01:14:41The white beggar is here.

01:14:43Bring 10-20 rupees.

01:14:45Wait.

01:14:47Let the marriage take place first.

01:14:49Aunty, this is Krish.

01:14:51Hi.

01:14:53So tell me, Krish. What do you do?

01:14:55Mom, Krish's...

01:14:57Don't interrupt.

01:14:59I want to talk to Krish.

01:15:01Yes, Krish.

01:15:03Well, I am actually a chef and I own a restaurant.

01:15:05Oh, that's good.

01:15:07So what do you know about our Punjabi culture?

01:15:09Oh, I know lots about Punjabi culture.

01:15:11I love Punjabi culture.

01:15:13Especially the food.

01:15:15And this food is very good.

01:15:17Here, I will show you.

01:15:25See? Food is very good.

01:15:27Yes, yes. Alright.

01:15:29And you are good too.

01:15:43Krish, what are you saying?

01:15:45No, Pooja. I got this under control.

01:15:47And you, Nani.

01:15:49Yes, Nani.

01:15:51Why don't you hit me?

01:15:53Because I want to eat.

01:15:57Yeah?

01:16:09What's my fault in this?

01:16:11I taught him something else.

01:16:13He went and said something else in KBC.

01:16:15Now I made a mistake. I am really sorry.

01:16:17Nani has ruined my plan.

01:16:21Shut up, Krish. Enough.

01:16:23What did I say wrong?

01:16:25Wrong? You are the one who has messed it up.

01:16:27And now you are saying something else.

01:16:29Okay, something else.

01:16:31Why do you keep saying something else?

01:16:33What's wrong with you?

01:16:35I just want us to think together

01:16:37about what we should do next.

01:16:39Forget about thinking.

01:16:41Just do one thing.

01:16:43Convince mom to meet Krish again.

01:16:45Then we will come to Krish's house.

01:16:47We will come to Krish's house.

01:16:49But I am worried about

01:16:51what else I will teach my brother

01:16:53to impress auntie.

01:16:55No, I will teach Krish this time.

01:16:57You? Yes.

01:16:59Okay, you teach him. We are not free.

01:17:01We have a lot of work to do in Punjab.

01:17:03Right, Krish?

01:17:05So, gentsmulazim and ladiesmulazim

01:17:07was all the information

01:17:09about Fateh-e-Pateh.

01:17:11Now we will talk about

01:17:13Punjab Police's stick.

01:17:15Kids, your stick is very small

01:17:17like a tooth.

01:17:19No benefit.

01:17:21Punjab Police's stick, my deputy,

01:17:23very long, many benefits.

01:17:25Benefit number one.

01:17:27Write it down.

01:17:29She is laughing.

01:17:31Benefit number one.

01:17:33When you fight with the enemy,

01:17:35very helpful. Mark your tooth.

01:17:37Hit me.

01:17:39Hit your tooth.

01:17:41Slap.

01:17:43Punjab Police don't like insult.

01:17:45Mark, now you slap.

01:17:49See, with Punjab Police's stick,

01:17:51no insult.

01:17:53Kids, clap.

01:17:55Benefit number two.

01:17:57Mark, come here.

01:17:59See, our Mark,

01:18:01eat and drink, house man.

01:18:03But big stomach needs support.

01:18:05So, Punjab Police's stick helps.

01:18:07Thank you, thank you.

01:18:09Kids, sit down.

01:18:11Now, benefit number three.

01:18:13Biggest benefit.

01:18:15This stick,

01:18:17can be used to hit style.

01:18:19Look and see.

01:18:21Because,

01:18:23Punjab Police

01:18:25also hit style.

01:18:27Punjab Police

01:18:29kill style also.

01:18:31Okay, okay.

01:18:33Class dismissed.

01:18:35Get out.

01:18:37Get out.

01:18:39Thank you, Fateh. Session was very good.

01:18:41No need to thank.

01:18:43We want to use Punjab Police's weapon.

01:18:45I told you about Punjab Police's weapons.

01:18:47Except one. Which one, Fateh?

01:18:49That is Punjab Police's biggest weapon.

01:18:51Punjab Police can do difficult task easily.

01:18:53Tell me about it.

01:18:55No, no, no.

01:18:57I can't tell you about it.

01:18:59If I get a chance, I will use it.

01:19:05She has kept all the leaves.

01:19:09Pooja, ask your mom about the food.

01:19:11Mom.

01:19:13Chris is asking, how did you like the food?

01:19:15Is it good?

01:19:17But, tell him.

01:19:19I can praise only by talking.

01:19:21Huh?

01:19:23Oh, aunty. Now, you leave that.

01:19:25Look, poor Chris has worked so hard for you.

01:19:27I don't know what he has kept here.

01:19:29Mom, Chris has prepared a speech for you.

01:19:31Chris, tell me.

01:19:33Jiris, mother-in-law.

01:19:35Please,

01:19:37forgive me for that day.

01:19:39I know you want a Punjabi boy for Pooja.

01:19:41But, I promise

01:19:43that I will keep Pooja so happy

01:19:45that you will yourself say

01:19:47that Chris is better than Punjabi boy.

01:19:49That's it. Thank you.

01:19:51Oh, Hadeepa.

01:19:53Hadeepa.

01:19:55Hadeepa.

01:19:57Hadeepa.

01:19:59Hadeepa.

01:20:01Oh, Hadeepa.

01:20:03Very good, Chris.

01:20:05Wow, Chotu. You are great.

01:20:07Aunty, you should say yes now.

01:20:09I think he will take care of you along with Pooja.

01:20:11Let me tell you one more thing.

01:20:13You should shift with Pooja after marriage.

01:20:15You will get Pooja's love along with it.

01:20:17And, son-in-law will also get a chance to serve.

01:20:19What do you say?

01:20:21No, son. Parents don't stay with girls.

01:20:23Aunty,

01:20:25I think I will have to give a speech again.

01:20:27When parents can stay with boys after marriage,

01:20:29what's the problem? What do you say, Pooja?

01:20:31Absolutely.

01:20:33Mom, I want you to stay with us.

01:20:35I will get all the happiness under one roof.

01:20:37But, son…

01:20:39Aunty, you will have to stay.

01:20:41You are done. Just agree.

01:20:43Can somebody please tell me what you are talking about?

01:20:45Chris, I want mom and grandma to stay with us after marriage.

01:20:47I am sure you are okay with that, right?

01:20:49What's her problem?

01:20:51A Punjabi son-in-law should have a problem

01:20:53on such a thing.

01:20:55He is better than Punjabi sons-in-law.

01:20:57Pooja, could I please talk to you

01:20:59in the other room for a minute?

01:21:01Yeah.

01:21:03Mom, I will be back in a minute.

01:21:05Excuse me.

01:21:07Aunty, I think

01:21:09both of them have gone to decide

01:21:11which room they will give you after marriage.

01:21:15And, which room will they give grandma?

01:21:19How are we supposed to share our lives with someone else?

01:21:21But, we are not strangers, Chris.

01:21:23It's my family.

01:21:25How do you expect me to live with yours?

01:21:27But, I am the only child.

01:21:29I can't leave them after marriage.

01:21:31If I don't take care of them, who else will?

01:21:33And, this is our culture.

01:21:35I don't care about your stupid culture or your stupid tradition.

01:21:37It's unfair. I care about we.

01:21:39I respect your culture.

01:21:41So, you better respect my culture too.

01:21:43I don't care how you feel.

01:21:45Mom and grandma are staying with us after marriage.

01:21:47And, that's final.

01:21:49Who gives a shit?

01:21:51I don't want to live with your mother

01:21:53How dare you insult my family?

01:21:55If you don't respect my family,

01:21:57you can't be my life partner.

01:21:59I don't understand what you just said.

01:22:01But, all I have to say is get lost, stupid Punjabi girl.

01:22:03You...

01:22:07Mom, let's go.

01:22:09Aunty,

01:22:11let's go.

01:22:19I have to call him.

01:22:21Hello.

01:22:27Hello.

01:22:31Hello.

01:22:35Hello.

01:22:51Hello.

01:23:05Hello.

01:23:15Hello.

01:23:21Hello.

01:23:33Hello.

01:23:51Where is he?

01:24:13Shpatan, why are you sitting here?

01:24:15I was looking for you in the police station.

01:24:16Aren't we going to catch Shampy the dacoit today?

01:24:19Let's go, we'll find Shampy anyway.

01:24:21Look at the weather today, it's so nice.

01:24:23Let's have tea and fritters today.

01:24:25I'm not in the mood to listen to your nonsense.

01:24:27You please go away from here.

01:24:29It's good that you're angry at Krish and I'm angry at you.

01:24:31You just got hurt once, understood?

01:24:33Look at me, so many girls have rejected me.

01:24:35But I never took it to heart.

01:24:37Don't compare me with yourself, okay?

01:24:39I don't feel pain.

01:24:41Your heart is my heart, my heart is stone.

01:24:43Do you know how sad I was once?

01:24:45I was rejected by a pocket watchman.

01:24:46He used to come to our police station.

01:24:48We had an affair.

01:24:50The matter had reached to marriage.

01:24:52I told him that you'll have to leave everything after marriage.

01:24:54He told me that you turned out to be like other men.

01:24:56Who want a woman to always be a housewife and stay at their feet.

01:24:58She ran away and took away my wallet too.

01:25:00Good, boys like you deserve this.

01:25:02Why are you getting angry with me?

01:25:04But still I didn't take it to heart.

01:25:06Then I wooed another girl.

01:25:08But she also left me.

01:25:10Why?

01:25:12She used to pick up the garbage.

01:25:14She told me that I used to get a lot of glass in your garbage.

01:25:16Then I wooed another girl.

01:25:18Let me guess.

01:25:20She also rejected you, right?

01:25:22Then Fateh Singh rejected her.

01:25:24Why? Was she about to die?

01:25:26She was the only girl from McDonald's.

01:25:28Wait, wait, wait.

01:25:30You rejected the girl from McDonald's?

01:25:32Yes, he was not giving fries with the girl at the wedding.

01:25:34Yes, yes, yes Fateh.

01:25:36What do you think?

01:25:38I'll laugh at your stupid joke and hug you and thank you?

01:25:40Don't hug me.

01:25:42Will you leave quietly or should I call Paul?

01:25:44Where will Paul come from?

01:25:46Let's go.

01:25:56What is it?

01:26:00What are you doing?

01:26:10What is this?

01:26:12A weapon of beauty.

01:26:14What?

01:26:17A weapon of beauty?

01:26:20Oh my God!

01:26:24I am trying to cheer you up and you are laughing at me?

01:26:27What was that? Just like that?

01:26:29Okay, I won't laugh either.

01:26:44Fateh!

01:26:46Fateh!

01:26:48Fateh, listen to me.

01:26:50What is it now?

01:26:52You were right.

01:26:54Not all boys are the same.

01:26:57Some are just like you.

01:27:00Yes, yes, absolutely crazy.

01:27:02No.

01:27:04A true lover.

01:27:07Thank you, Spati.

01:27:08Thank you.

01:27:16It's okay, Spartan.

01:27:29Spartan.

01:27:31Your hand.

01:27:34Yes.

01:27:36It's mine.

01:27:38Where will you take it?

01:28:08It's mine.

01:28:10It's mine.

01:28:39At the edge of your dreams

01:28:43I have seen all the dreams

01:28:49At the edge of your dreams

01:28:53I have seen all the dreams

01:28:57All the sights of the world

01:29:01Have stopped at your face

01:29:04All the sights of the world

01:29:07Don't ever give me distance

01:29:10My life is just your hope

01:29:14Today I want to tell you from my heart

01:29:20Let the eyes stay in the eyes

01:29:24Let the breath not die

01:29:34Let the breath not die

01:29:44I am your shadow

01:29:48I will come wherever you go

01:29:54I am your shadow

01:29:58I will come wherever you go

01:30:02Don't go away from me

01:30:06This is what I pray for

01:30:10My feelings are attached to you

01:30:14My days and nights are with you

01:30:18Today I want to tell you from my heart

01:30:25Let the eyes stay in the eyes

01:30:29Let the breath not die

01:30:41Let the eyes stay in the eyes

01:30:45Let the breath not die

01:30:59Oho! Oho! Oho!

01:31:04Caught you!

01:31:05How did you escape?

01:31:07God bless you!

01:31:13Jyotu!

01:31:14You?

01:31:15What are you doing here?

01:31:20What did you say?

01:31:22You and Chapatan?

01:31:25Oh naughty boy!

01:31:28I will kill you!

01:31:31Why?

01:31:32She is DGP's daughter

01:31:33You should have seen your face before misbehaving with her

01:31:36You look like Indrajeet Niku's ugly photo

01:31:39Don't move your face

01:31:40I will slap you

01:31:41I will slap you

01:31:42Move your face

01:31:43I will slap you

01:31:45You fool!

01:31:46You should have thought about it that day

01:31:48You are not Shubhash Rigal

01:31:50You are not Dilruba Jinn

01:31:51Do you have any affair with her?

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