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Kochikame Episode 18 - What a Photo! A Reproduction of the Kyoto trip
Kochikame Episode 18 - What a Photo! A Reproduction of the Kyoto trip
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01:00Everybody can do it!
01:02Even if it's just a little bit,
01:04I don't want to say it even if it sticks out.
01:07Embrace the exciting curiosity
01:12and grow strong and tall!
01:16Gekisha Kyoto Ryokou Saigen
01:38Hi!
01:39Hi!
01:40Who is he?
01:41Do you know he works at the police station nearby?
01:44It's good to be young.
01:49Oh, so these two girls have come to our police station again.
01:53Hi! Good morning, Ryotsu.
01:55Good day.
01:56Very good morning, sir.
01:57It was the driver's fault.
01:58The car was parked in the parking lot.
02:00Terai, you don't have to tell them anything.
02:04Oh, Mr. Ryotsu.
02:08So you're looking for news for the Green Signal newspaper again?
02:11Last time, when I went to the main branch office toilet,
02:14I saw that there was no toilet paper there.
02:23From now on, print your newspaper on some soft paper.
02:26What nonsense is he talking?
02:27You're such an irresponsible and irresponsible man.
02:30And how did you even think of that?
02:31Mr. Ryotsu, this is the limit.
02:33What better use than this?
02:35You animal, you insolent goon!
02:36You animal, you're so insolent!
02:39Shut up!
02:40If you want to waste your time,
02:42then go and find a car that's parked in the wrong place.
02:45It's better to print such useless newspapers.
02:49You don't have the right to take a salary from the police station.
02:51It's the result of our survey.
02:55You're the kind of person no one wants to marry.
02:58Ryotsu is the kind of person no one wants to make their boss.
03:01Ryotsu is the kind of person no one wants to hang out with.
03:04Ryotsu is the biggest animal in human form.
03:07Ryotsu is the kind of person no one wants to hang out with.
03:09Ryotsu is the kind of person who lives in the most filth.
03:11Ryotsu is the kind of person who lives in the most filth.
03:13Ryotsu is the kind of person who lives in the most filth.
03:16Mr. Ryotsu!
03:17Oh, congratulations!
03:19The results of this survey will be printed in the Green Signal newspaper.
03:22It'll be fun.
03:23Don't print this!
03:24If you stop this survey, you'll leave me.
03:26Let it go, Mr. Ryotsu.
03:27And the kind of person everyone wants to hug is Mr. Nakagawa.
03:31And the kind of person everyone considers their brother is Mr. Kirai.
03:34What did you say? Really?
03:35Oh, my God!
03:36Is this survey true?
03:37Yes.
03:38So she's taking this photo with this camera.
03:40Do you want to print it?
03:41Yes.
03:42Right now, I'm going to hang you.
03:44The news will be printed about the most filthy person and it'll be fun.
03:47Yes.
03:48That's what I think too.
03:49So what you have to do is...
03:51Now you'll see my wonder.
03:54Sir, what are you doing?
03:57I'm helping those girls to find the news.
04:00They were trying to fool me.
04:03Now I'll show them my reality.
04:05This one too.
04:06This one too.
04:07This one too.
04:08I won't leave this one either.
04:09Look at this one too.
04:10Sir, do you know that no one likes you because of your behavior?
04:13Yes, you're absolutely right.
04:15You don't know how to appreciate me.
04:18Sir, leave me.
04:19Whatever I say, you have to listen to it.
04:22Now come on, take my photo.
04:24Okay.
04:25Hurry up, those girls are coming.
04:27I'll take the photo.
04:29Sir, please smile.
04:30Hi, cheese.
04:32God damn!
04:33God damn!
04:37I've taught those girls such a lesson...
04:39that they'll never try to fight with me again.
04:42Thank you for helping us.
04:44No problem, I liked it a lot.
04:47So, did you get the news for your newspaper?
04:49Yes.
04:50We apologize for troubling you.
04:53Listen, you forgot your camera here.
04:55Take it away.
04:56Sorry, this is not our camera.
04:58What?
05:00Then whose camera is this?
05:02Mr. O'Hara, how are you?
05:05Is this Mr. O'Hara's camera?
05:07Oh, this is my camera.
05:10I see, so you left it here.
05:12I've been looking for it for a long time.
05:17Are you okay, sir?
05:18Ryotsu, where are you going?
05:20I'm going on a vacation.
05:21You have to take care of this place.
05:23Do you understand?
05:24Sir, for how many days are you going?
05:26At least for 5 or 10 years.
05:28Ryotsu!
05:30Ryotsu, I'm here.
05:33Ryotsu, you won't be able to escape now.
05:35What?
05:36What's the matter, sir?
05:37You look very handsome.
05:38Where are you going?
05:40I'm going on a vacation, sir.
05:42On a vacation.
05:43Idiot!
05:45Go wherever you want to go.
05:47But don't show me your face.
05:49Your job is over.
05:51You don't need a man like you here.
05:53Sir, I know you're kidding.
05:55You didn't fire me from my job.
05:57Are you kidding me, sir?
05:59I'm not kidding.
06:01Your job is over.
06:02What are you doing, sir?
06:04Make him understand.
06:06Goodbye.
06:11Sir, don't do this.
06:13You guys cheated me.
06:14Open the door.
06:16Otherwise, I'll break the door.
06:18If you get angry, it won't be good for you.
06:20You know my anger is very bad.
06:23Riku, you made a very nice cake.
06:25I enjoyed it.
06:27If you like it, take more, sir.
06:31It's been a long time, brother.
06:33Return my money.
06:35Do you take a loan?
06:37I'll pay you as soon as I get a bonus.
06:39If I lose my job, I won't get a bonus.
06:42Pay our money.
06:44Pay our money.
06:46Take our money.
06:48Save us.
06:51It was here.
06:53This is my camera.
06:55Give it to me.
06:57Sir, this is a very good camera.
06:59Nikon F50, right?
07:01I want to buy this camera.
07:03It has a very good zoom.
07:05It's a little difficult to use.
07:07I took it with me.
07:09Then I left it here by mistake.
07:12It's a very good camera.
07:14I'm glad I left it here.
07:16I can't even make a movie with this camera.
07:18Sanjay.
07:20If the boss finds out the truth, his salary will be halved.
07:22Yes, you're right.
07:24Give it to me.
07:26I want to make a movie with it.
07:28I'll make a movie with it.
07:30You're very stubborn.
07:34You're kidding, right?
07:36This is not a joke.
07:38Your job is over.
07:40Sir, wait a minute.
07:42Where are you giving it to make a movie?
07:44At the local camera shop.
07:46How can you make a mistake like this?
07:48How can you make a mistake like this?
07:52Do you know any cheap shop?
07:54Yes.
07:56There is a shop where you can get prints without money.
07:58If he doesn't take money, how will he run his business?
08:00That's what I'm trying to explain to you.
08:02That's the secret of his business.
08:04It takes 600 rupees to make 24 photos.
08:0630% of this money is spent on paper.
08:10If we reduce the price of chemicals,
08:1240% of the cost will be reduced.
08:14The remaining 30%, that is 180 rupees,
08:16will benefit him.
08:18Try to understand.
08:20I understand.
08:22I have to give these photos to the traffic department tomorrow.
08:24I need these photos by 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
08:26Leave it to me, sir.
08:28You'll get these photos tomorrow morning.
08:30Bye.
08:36With the help of film development kits,
08:38this job is very easy.
08:40I just cut the photos I took.
08:42Like this.
08:44Uncle, will you give us our money back?
08:48What are you doing?
08:52This film is exposed.
08:54What did you say?
08:58What did you say?
09:00Don't worry.
09:02The photos I took are also ruined.
09:04But Ryotsu, what will you do with sir's photo?
09:06He was telling me that he went to Kyoto and another place.
09:08What?
09:10What are you saying, Ryotsu?
09:12Boss was telling me that his photos
09:14will be published in tomorrow's newspaper.
09:16Is this true?
09:18Yes, it's true.
09:20He must have taken photographs
09:22of some special places in Kyoto.
09:24And he won't even remember
09:26where he took the photos.
09:28That's why I think I can give him the Kyoto postcard
09:30and give it to him easily.
09:32What do you think?
09:34Will you be able to do that?
09:36Everything will be done.
09:38Hello.
09:40I am calling from Kamiyari police station.
09:42Tell me.
09:44Is Ryotsu there?
09:46Oh, Ryotsu.
09:48I forgot to tell you that I want that photo
09:50on the mat paper.
09:52I took a photo of one of them
09:54in Kyoto with a microphone.
09:56With whom did you take the photo?
09:58General Affairs Division's Mr. Polo
10:00took that photo.
10:02And it must be published in the newspaper.
10:04Don't forget to bring that photo.
10:06Now I will lose my job.
10:08Your job is over.
10:10It's clear that
10:12you can't fool them
10:14with a picture postcard.
10:16Anyway, they will find out.
10:18It's all because of you.
10:20Sir, what do I have to do with this?
10:22You took my photo.
10:24That's why all this happened.
10:26But sir, you told me...
10:28If I lose my job,
10:30you will lose your job too.
10:32You won't be able to stay in the police for long.
10:34Yes, sir. I understand.
10:40Mr. Bono!
10:42Come to Kyoto with me right now.
10:44I...
10:50What nonsense!
10:52I want to go back.
10:54If you want to go back, you can jump down alone.
10:56Do you remember all those places
10:58where you took a photo with Mr. Ohara?
11:00I don't remember. That was last week.
11:02But today you have to remember all those places, Mr. Bono.
11:04Do you understand?
11:06Yes, sir.
11:08How much work did you do, Nakagawa?
11:10I have put all the data about the boss in this.
11:12The only thing left is what he wore that day.
11:14Now tell me.
11:16What did the boss wear?
11:18I think he wore a necktie
11:20and a brown business suit.
11:22Okay.
11:24Yes, that's it.
11:26The color of the tie?
11:28Let me think.
11:30Yes, this one.
11:32Wow!
11:34Our company's people will be there
11:36fully prepared.
11:38Our work will definitely be done, sir.
11:40Sir!
11:58Finally, we have reached.
12:04Sir!
12:10Sir, when did you come?
12:16Nakagawa!
12:18Sir is already here.
12:20Sir, this is a fake.
12:22I sent the data from the helicopter.
12:24It was made from that.
12:26Fake?
12:28Yes, sir. Touch it yourself.
12:30Really? Let me see.
12:32One, two, three.
12:36Its color and appearance
12:38doesn't look fake at all.
12:40Sir, it was made with special photography equipment.
12:42You can't recognize it
12:44until you see it closely.
12:46And this face?
12:48Whenever the boss comes in front of the camera,
12:50his face looks like this.
12:52But why are you all doing this?
12:54Look, don't ask too many questions.
12:56But still...
12:58Sir, everything is ready.
13:00Sir, the shooting preparations are almost complete.
13:02Only a few things are left.
13:08Let's go.
13:24So many people!
13:26Yes, sir.
13:30Listen to me.
13:32All the shooting preparations are complete.
13:34Take a look at the details.
13:36We'll meet again after a week.
13:38Yes, then...
13:40Listen, everything is ready.
13:42Start shooting quickly.
13:56Okay.
13:58The light is good on this.
14:00Okay, click the photo.
14:02Yes, I'm clicking.
14:06Now it's Kamugawa's turn.
14:14Sir, a few days ago,
14:16our special effects artists
14:18took part in a computer graphics competition.
14:20Oh, for the same Tornado movie?
14:22Yes, sir.
14:24I think we'll reach the police station by evening.
14:26What do you say?
14:28Sorry, I'm a little late.
14:30Enjoy your meal.
14:32Yes, sir. Let's eat.
14:34Wow, this is a very nice place.
14:36And the food is also delicious.
14:38Sir, even the Americans love this.
14:44It's delicious!
14:46Sir, let me tell you that the chef here
14:48used to work in a Sheraton hotel in Hong Kong.
14:50I brought him here.
14:52Tell me, should I put him in the water?
14:54Oh, Mr. Ohara didn't go into the water.
14:56He took a picture of a flying duck.
14:58Hurry up!
15:00The boss is not there.
15:02Wait a minute.
15:04I think he took a picture of a flying duck.
15:06Fly the duck!
15:08Yes, sir.
15:10Is he okay, sir?
15:12I think he was taking a bath.
15:14Hey, bathe him!
15:18I think he was taking a bath upside down.
15:20Turn him upside down!
15:24Is he okay now?
15:26I don't think he was a duck.
15:28Hurry up!
15:30I will turn you into a duck.
15:32Yes, I am doing it.
15:34Sir, if you force him, he will forget what he remembers.
15:36Yes, I remember.
15:38There were three fishes in the duck.
15:40Three fishes.
15:42Fishes? Arrange for the fishes.
15:52Is it okay?
15:54Yes, very good.
16:00Okay!
16:02Start the rain!
16:12The wind is very strong now.
16:22Hey, the duck has flown away.
16:26There was a picture near the gate.
16:30The duck has flown away.
16:34Okay, there is one more picture.
16:36It's done.
16:44Listen, sir.
16:46Don't waste time.
16:48Take a picture quickly.
16:50Yes, I remember.
16:52There were many flowers in the back.
16:54Go and feed the flowers in the back.
16:56Yes, sir.
17:00There were about 50 old people there.
17:02Bring 50 old people.
17:12Now you can take a picture of the sunset.
17:14Lallu, it's dark now.
17:16I forgot that.
17:18Arrange for the sunset.
17:20Okay, sir.
17:22I will arrange it.
17:30I will arrange it.
17:46Very good.
17:48It's exactly the same.
17:50Take a picture quickly.
17:54Everything is done.
17:56Yes.
17:58Thank you for taking so much trouble for me.
18:02Sir, what have you done?
18:04Keep quiet.
18:06He is not a real boss.
18:08I wanted to kick him.
18:16Thank God, we got the last train today.
18:18Now we will reach Tokyo by 12 o'clock.
18:20Then we will prepare the photographs.
18:22We have a lot of time.
18:24I remember something.
18:26What happened now?
18:28I forgot to take a picture.
18:30What?
18:32I forgot to take a picture with Buddha's statue.
18:34Wait.
18:38Sir.
18:40I forgot one thing.
18:42All the staff members have left.
18:44The helicopter is also not here.
18:46Where is the helicopter?
18:48It has gone to Nagoya for repair.
18:50I think it cannot come here before 3 hours.
18:52So we have to do everything ourselves.
18:56Sir.
18:58Did you find anything?
19:00How long will you trouble me?
19:02You are following me like a ghost.
19:04I will not leave you.
19:06Let's go.
19:10Sir.
19:12Are you alright?
19:14Open the door.
19:16I want to see Buddha.
19:18Open the door.
19:20Open the door.
19:22Sir, Buddha looks exactly like you.
19:24Listen to me carefully.
19:26He is not an ordinary Buddha.
19:28You can see him only for 3 minutes in 1000 years.
19:32Do you understand?
19:34Who are you?
19:36I want to see Buddha.
19:38You have to wait 1000 years for that.
19:40I want to see Buddha right now.
19:42Let's go.
19:48Sir, are you hurt?
19:50It hurts a lot.
19:52But I will see Buddha at any cost.
20:04Sir, I don't think this is the right way.
20:08It looks like a robbery.
20:10We don't have time for all this.
20:14Run.
20:16Run.
20:22Run.
20:36Sir, it is not safe to go inside.
20:38How dare you come so close?
20:42But we cannot see Buddha before 1000 years.
20:46What?
20:48Do you have a new idea?
20:50I will tell you.
20:52What can we do?
20:54Tell me.
21:10What am I doing to save my job?
21:12Very good.
21:14You look exactly like Buddha.
21:16Really?
21:20I sat down.
21:22Yes, sir.
21:24First turn your back towards me.
21:26Then turn your waist towards me.
21:28I sat down.
21:30Yes, sir.
21:32Now put your right hand behind your neck and put it in your mouth.
21:36Like this?
21:38Yes.
21:40Now bend your legs like this.
21:42So that you can see only your thumb.
21:44Very good, sir.
21:46Now put your left hand under your left leg.
21:50Now turn your right eye towards north-east and left eye towards south-west.
21:54Yes, sir.
21:56Now pull my leg.
21:58Yes, sir.
22:04The cycle is behind me.
22:06Cycle.
22:16The cycle is behind me.
22:20Ryozo hasn't come yet.
22:22He would have come by now.
22:24Listen, has Ryozo come?
22:26Sir, actually...
22:28What is this, sir?
22:30Where is your old camera?
22:32Actually, that camera was a little heavy.
22:36So I took this camera before going.
22:38Oh, so this is the matter.
22:40Sir!
22:42I am here, sir.
22:44I am here, sir.
22:48Look, sir.
22:50Your photo is ready.
22:52Are you Ryozo?
22:54What happened to you?
22:56What happened to your head?
22:58Yes, sir. I am Ryozo.
23:00I have brought your photo.
23:02Photo?
23:04What is this?
23:06I am in double role.
23:08What is this, Ryozo?
23:10The photo is yours, sir.
23:12There is a slight difference.
23:14Ryozo, what is all this?
23:16You have done something wrong again.
23:18No, sir. I haven't done anything wrong.
23:20Very good.
23:22It is a wonderful photo.
23:24Now wait for the green signal paper.
23:26I say, stop. Stop.
23:30Hey, girls, stop.
23:32What is the matter, Ryozo?
23:34Tell me the whole story.
23:36Let's go inside.
23:38Sir, listen.
23:42Hey, girls.
23:46I am going to the restaurant.
23:48No.
23:50I am going.
23:52You don't go.
23:54I am going.
23:56I am going.
23:58I am going.
24:00I am going.
24:02I am going.
24:04I am going.
24:06I am going.
24:08I am going.
24:10Next time, I'll be your opponent!
24:12Bring it on!
24:14Next time, on Soba Noodles!
24:17Look forward to it!
24:41Let's laugh it off and live on
24:47Even if it rains today
24:57Tomorrow will be sunny
25:01Bye bye, let's wave our hands
25:05Goodbye to all the bad things
25:13Let's live the way we like
25:18Good things will happen
25:21Outside the door, the sun is calling
25:35Thank you for watching!