• 2 months ago
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00:02:00Okay, I'm back.
00:02:30And I have Pepsi now.
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00:03:10The underling is bored little gremlin who has found constantly guarding the castle.
00:03:21Mind-numbing and desperately wants some enjoyment in life.
00:03:31But is sadly wrapped up in...
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00:03:54But you decide to work on bad in theater after all, Lily.
00:03:57Oh, yeah, I'm good. Hey, I'm gonna do all of those videos that I showed the thumbnails for.
00:04:03Those are gonna be videos.
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00:04:16Dun dun dun.
00:04:22Dun dun dun.
00:04:42Here they are. As you see, I already did the revisiting Korra one.
00:04:49This got put on the back. This is a patron exclusive. It got put on the back burner because I lost the footage.
00:04:54I need to get it back, but I am gonna do it.
00:04:58Working on this one right now.
00:05:04And this is eventual. That video did too well to not do another one.
00:05:18Assassination plot again.
00:05:22You should pee on every Hansel and Gretel kill your sister.
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00:06:40Kill your sister is a better use of those three letters in that sequence.
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00:06:50I don't know if I'm gonna be allowed to get away with that thumbnail.
00:06:56If that's the case, I'm gonna change it to Sororicide Simulator.
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00:10:13Didn't you already do this one? Didn't you do this already, Lily?
00:10:16No, that was a different one. No, that was a different one.
00:10:30No, that was a different but suspiciously similar developer.
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00:11:15All she wants to do is take a nap, side note.
00:11:18It's like, side note, the Overlord is amazing and I would die for her.
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00:11:28Nah, that's probably too exaggerated for this.
00:11:31Let's see.
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00:11:54Not for any other purpose, but it matches their gremlin energy.
00:11:57No. No. No, you may not have that.
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00:18:00Oh my god, we got images of him.
00:18:15Hang on a second.
00:18:18Oh, that's not right.
00:18:27Oh my god.
00:18:33Oh my god.
00:18:36Wait, back the fuck up. That wasn't memes.
00:18:47Oh, they look so happy.
00:18:50Who the hell? They are cute.
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00:19:02Man, I gotta play a lot more. I gotta play more of NomNomNami's games.
00:19:06They are so good.
00:19:08I played two. I played, uh...
00:19:10I played Bad in Theater and Her Tears Were My Light, and I love them.
00:19:13And I have Contract Demon, and I've got to play it.
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00:20:04I love the crying theater mask, hairpin.
00:20:07Oh yeah. Come on.
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00:33:48Hey, everyone, go to this tweet and vote for Savika.
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00:34:37Man, that Twitter, like, that Twitter masks competition is so weird because it's like...
00:34:44There's so few masks in here!
00:34:50Look at this.
00:35:00You asked to enter x.gov, sorry, no thanks.
00:35:02Well, you know, you could do me a favor.
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00:36:20Hello, back into that hell hole, thank you.
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00:37:21Everyone, please help me make my wife happy. Go to this tweet and vote for Savika.
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00:38:16Love you so much, gotta get back to work, see you soon. See ya!
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00:54:08Turn on my mobile network off now.
00:54:13I am astounded of how unnecessary that is.
00:54:16Oh, trust me, they get worse like that.
00:54:19Okay, so here's the thing.
00:54:22So.
00:54:25American emergency alerts work on like multiple levels.
00:54:28So if you go into your emergency alert settings.
00:54:31Let's see.
00:54:38You'll see like extreme threat.
00:54:41You'll see like tests, amber alerts, severe and extreme threats.
00:54:44Now you can disable all of those.
00:54:47The thing is you can't disable like the secret top level one.
00:54:50Which is presidential alerts.
00:54:53That's how it works for Americans, okay?
00:54:56Presidential alerts you'll always get.
00:54:59This is so that like you can be warned that there's a nuke coming.
00:55:02Canada uses the same system.
00:55:05Except every single fucking alert is sent at a presidential level.
00:55:08You can't disable them.
00:55:11At all.
00:55:17So tests, amber alerts.
00:55:20Fucking warnings about like escapes.
00:55:23Warnings about people with a gun.
00:55:26Tornadoes, hurricanes, nukes.
00:55:29They're all treated as the fucking same.
00:55:32All of them. They are all the same.
00:55:35Now, this is fucking terrible.
00:55:38There is one way to disable them.
00:55:41And that is to just disable LTE.
00:55:44You can change your mobile network type to disable 5G or LTE.
00:55:50And it will disable all emergency alerts.
00:55:53However, this has the knock on effect of you might be like me.
00:55:56And completely sleep through a flood.
00:55:59That's a terrible system.
00:56:02Absolutely horrendous system.
00:56:05Everyone complains about it. Everyone says how fucking ridiculous this is.
00:56:08The CRTC will not listen.
00:56:14So I just have LTE off all the time.
00:56:17But it was turned back on when I swapped over to a different carrier.
00:56:26We got one of those.
00:56:29We got one of those at the start of the pandemic.
00:56:32It was basically like all of a sudden everyone in Nova Scotia.
00:56:35Their phones started blaring up.
00:56:38And we just started seeing COVID-19 is deadly. Stop the spread now.
00:56:41Basically telling us all to stay home.
00:56:44This could have been a news broadcast.
00:56:47We did not need an emergency alert for that.
00:56:50Hell, our premier at the time,
00:56:53Stephen McNeil basically just made the remarkable lie
00:56:56of telling the people who kept partying during the fucking quarantine
00:56:59to stay the blazes home.
00:57:02And that got turned into its own song.
00:57:15Who thought of that BS? I don't fucking know.
00:57:19Because here's the thing.
00:57:22That siren should only go off for things
00:57:25that we need to be immediately aware of.
00:57:28Something we need to immediately act on.
00:57:31If it's anything less than that,
00:57:34it could just be a fucking text message.
00:57:37Amber Alert? Text message.
00:57:40Hey, there's somebody wandering around with a gun?
00:57:43Text message.
00:57:46That siren should only be for,
00:57:49oh my fucking God, get the hell out right now.
00:57:52It certainly as hell shouldn't be for like,
00:57:55there's a hurricane coming in two days,
00:57:58batting down the hatches.
00:58:01No, that's not siren worthy.
00:58:04Now a nuke, that's siren worthy.
00:58:10Oh, and I can't even complain about it online.
00:58:14Because if I were to complain,
00:58:17I could possibly make a video complaining about this.
00:58:20But the problem is, I'm not legally allowed
00:58:23to play the tone in a video.
00:58:26I can't do that.
00:58:29I can't legally play the tone in a video.
00:58:32That is a felony.
00:58:44I hate that siren so much.
00:58:47I hate it so fucking much.
00:58:50It makes me anxious.
00:58:53If I have to turn on 5G or LTE for something important,
00:58:56then I'm nervous the whole time.
00:58:59Because it's going to go off
00:59:02when I least expect it.
00:59:05I'm not the only one who feels this way.
00:59:08A lot of people, this siren just gives them anxiety.
00:59:14Hmm.
00:59:25A straight up trigger trap for you.
00:59:28Especially given the fact the siren
00:59:31isn't supposed to be used for that.
00:59:37I was looking at emergency alert sounds
00:59:40from other countries, and weirdly enough,
00:59:43Japan's emergency alert sound is like
00:59:46a lot calmer, but it's more unnerving.
00:59:49Let's see if I can find it.
01:00:06Here it is.
01:00:10Let's see.
01:00:22Let's see.
01:00:40Let's see.
01:00:47Here we go.
01:00:58You hear that coming out of your phone,
01:01:01and you're just going to be like, uh oh.
01:01:04When it starts affecting the citizens negatively.
01:01:07Yep.
01:01:10I get the idea behind the siren,
01:01:13like it's supposed to wake you up.
01:01:16But,
01:01:19you're not supposed to use the siren
01:01:22for a fucking amber alert.
01:01:37Hmm.
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01:02:19Canadian alert, state-sanctioned ableism.
01:02:22Japanese alert, Teehee, you're in danger.
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:30Ugh.
01:02:37Ugh.
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01:04:34Oh yeah, there's also another factor of the way Canada does emergency alerts, which is
01:04:57really bad.
01:04:58A lot of abuse victims have a secret phone that they have to hide.
01:05:03It's great when that thing suddenly starts blaring because a test has gone off.
01:05:28Between this and Maid, I've come to the conclusion that both the Supreme Court of Canada and
01:05:34the CRTC hate its fucking people.
01:07:53Drama is worthless without comedy to contrast itself to, and comedy is the soothing balm
01:08:02of the pain of drama.
01:08:04Drama.
01:08:05The hot candle wax of tragedy is nothing without the soothing aftercare of happiness.
01:08:10Wait a minute.
01:08:27Like aftercare after a session of hot candle wax being spilled onto your back.
01:08:48When some kid gets home later when a parent and their kid escape an abusive household.
01:08:52Oh yeah, that's happened more than once.
01:10:52It's a game about how comedy and tragedy are a happily
01:11:22married lesbian couple and they should never be separated.
01:11:521304.
01:12:12There's the basic framework.
01:12:13I could probably pad this out to 2500 if I tried, and I think I will try.
01:12:19One sec.
01:13:49Hmm.
01:14:18Happily married lesbian couple and they should never be separated.
01:14:21You know, that might not be bad for a Patriot exclusive.
01:14:29For now, however, let's play Contract Demon.
01:14:41Why'd you close on me?
01:14:46Okay then.
01:14:59Odd.
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01:15:25Ah, fuck.
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01:16:12Alright, let's re-download this then.
01:16:41And it closes too.
01:16:55Well, this is odd.
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01:20:57Okay, I don't seem to be able to get this working.
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01:21:04Which is odd.
01:21:06You'd think it would just work out of the box.
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01:23:08I'm not sure I care to do that, though.
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01:25:29I got this off itch.io!
01:26:00No, she only has two games on Steam.
01:26:08Hmm.
01:26:21Okay.
01:26:35Let's pop you open. What is this?
01:27:02Hmm.
01:27:06False is not defined.
01:27:11I know what I did wrong. That's supposed to be... there we go.
01:27:21That did not fix it.
01:27:33Hmm.
01:28:04Is there an interface script in here?
01:28:08I can't hear.
01:28:16What happens if I stick all you in here?
01:28:25Nothing.
01:28:53Hmm.
01:29:12Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
01:29:30Steam has an off program.
01:29:31Well, the executable, that's the thing.
01:29:33It actually does load, but then it instantly closes.
01:29:43Hmm.
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01:29:53It's a video card obsolescence issue.
01:29:55I highly doubt that.
01:30:00Hmm.
01:30:05Oh, boy.
01:30:15It can't just be the case when it's just...
01:30:19Oh!
01:30:20Oh, hang on.
01:30:22Oh, that's interesting.
01:30:25I would have to get right underneath and unplug that, wouldn't I?
01:30:47You're kidding me!
01:30:58Okay.
01:31:03Do you want to know what the problem was?
01:31:17So I have one of these keypads.
01:31:22And basically this was causing the crash.
01:31:28So what I did was I hit the button on my USB hub to turn on my gamepad.
01:31:36And so the engine defaulted to the gamepad and opened it up, no problem.
01:31:41Because it wasn't even trying to talk to this fucking thing.
01:31:44Then I turned the button off and the game still runs.
01:31:51So I guess on my desk I have a magic make the game not crash button.
01:31:59Fuck me running!
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01:32:48Hang on a second, I'm just trying to find a way to actually record this without...
01:32:54Record this properly.
01:32:56Oh, there we go.
01:33:00Let's turn the alert box off.
01:33:05And then I'll look over here.
01:33:36May my melody reach the deepest pits of the nether world.
01:33:42Camilla, if you're listening, I invite you to this world.
01:33:46Let's form a contract.
01:33:49So you've called upon me again, Eleni.
01:33:52Tremble in fear, pathetic fool, for I, from the very depths of oblivion, have brought the book you asked for.
01:34:01Show me, show me.
01:34:03Here, a comprehensive guide to capturing princesses.
01:34:06Not sure why you'd want a guidebook aimed at overlord-level demons, but...
01:34:11Of course I'd want it! It's important to learn what kind of knowledge they want to pass down to future generations.
01:34:16You're not secretly vying to become an overlord, then?
01:34:19Oh, fuck, hang on.
01:34:32I'm an idiot, I had the wrong thing set up.
01:34:36Which means y'all missed that.
01:34:48Okay, worked out.
01:34:52Hm.
01:34:55Hm.
01:34:59May my melody reach the deepest pits of the nether world.
01:35:03Camilla, if you're listening, I invite you to this world.
01:35:06Let's form a contract.
01:35:10So you've called upon me again, Eleni.
01:35:13Tremble in fear, pathetic fool, for I, from the very depths of oblivion, have brought the book you asked for.
01:35:20Show me, show me.
01:35:22Here, a comprehensive guide to capturing princesses.
01:35:25Not sure why you'd want a guidebook aimed at overlord-level demons, but...
01:35:29Of course I'd want it! It's important to learn what kind of knowledge they want to pass down to future generations.
01:35:34You're not secretly vying to become an overlord, then?
01:35:37I wonder.
01:35:40By the way, do you really have to wear those robes every time you summon me?
01:35:45Yes, it's part of the ritual.
01:35:47This is the third time we've done this.
01:35:49I have to be dressed for the ritual, Camilla.
01:35:52And is this daily ritual really necessary to our original contract?
01:35:56If I don't set the mood, it won't be as fun.
01:35:58Gives you an excuse to make a fun demonic entrance, too.
01:36:02Any entrance I make is demonic.
01:36:05Or I am a fearsome demon!
01:36:07A creature born from the nightmares of pathetic humans.
01:36:11Is that really how demons are born?
01:36:14You think I could dream a demon into existence, too?
01:36:16No, that's not really...
01:36:19But I dream about demons all the time. What am I doing wrong?
01:36:22Is it because I'm an angel?
01:36:24No, I just meant we're supposed to be like a human's worst fear.
01:36:28I don't know.
01:36:30Huh? Then how are demons born?
01:36:33Never mind. Why are we talking about this?
01:36:36You're the one who brought it up. Here, let me get the lights.
01:36:42Oh no!
01:36:47Oh no, it's Reani.
01:36:52Then don't bother with that atmosphere in the first place.
01:36:55Is it okay if I come up with a new task for you so I can get to reading this new book?
01:36:59Huh? Yeah, I mean...
01:37:02Don't casually... Do not casually believe I'll obey your whims.
01:37:06Think seriously as to what you'll offer your soul.
01:37:10Your next wish may be your last.
01:37:14Oh? Is there a three-wish limit, like a genie?
01:37:17That was supposed to be like a threat on your life.
01:37:20Let's do a one-contract-per-day minimum. Ask my new contract with you.
01:37:24Refused.
01:37:26What? I thought that would be a good one.
01:37:29I can't let myself be monopolized by one client. I'm just starting out. I need a wider range of experience.
01:37:35So I can't play with you every day?
01:37:37Absolutely not, fool! You think demon-summoning is a game?
01:37:42These contracts have grave consequences for your soul.
01:37:46Oh, I don't care about that. Whatever the price to talk to a demon, I'll pay it.
01:37:49Seriously?
01:37:51If asking you to come back every day is too much, then my new contract is for you to hang out with me for the next 24 hours.
01:37:58Weren't you about to read that book I brought you?
01:38:00I can find something to entertain you in the meantime. What's important is that we're here together.
01:38:05I don't know about you guys, but I think this angel likes this demon.
01:38:10Plus, this is basically an addendum to our original contract. Friends should spend time together. Aren't we friends, Camilla?
01:38:17Due to that contract, yes. Ongoing interaction would be required.
01:38:22I think I just didn't realize ongoing meant daily.
01:38:25You're agreeing to this one though, right?
01:38:29I have no objections. It's a fair contract.
01:38:31Spend the next 24 hours hanging out with you, and then you give me a break for a few days, alright?
01:38:37Okay.
01:38:38Good. Then it's decided. I mean, the contract is sealed!
01:38:45You know, demons from hell basically being a bureaucracy is funny.
01:38:59Not if I eat it all.
01:39:01Brother.
01:39:02You are truly a demon among demons. If only I could learn your evil ways.
01:39:11Wow, I'm grateful.
01:39:18Are you done reading yet? I'm bored.
01:39:20Sorry, I'll take a break. This book is really funny.
01:39:23I'm sure the author would be disappointed to hear that, considering it's a technical manual.
01:39:28Did you finish reading that comic?
01:39:30Huh? Yeah, like an hour ago.
01:39:32What did you think? Is any of the demon lore accurate?
01:39:35It's totally in line with my vision of the netherworld, so I have to know.
01:39:38Uh, you aren't the least bit embarrassed to say a comic called Succubus Sex Party is your vision of the netherworld?
01:39:48It's my ideal! Was it too good to be true?
01:40:00Yeah. Also, you're pretty brave to hand over your porn to someone you barely know.
01:40:06That one's pretty tame. Besides, jeez, this angel's a freak.
01:40:11You read all the way through, so it must have been fine.
01:40:14I didn't have anything else to do!
01:40:17Do you like Succubus Ladies 2, Camelot?
01:40:20We're not talking about this!
01:40:24Okay, sorry. What do you want to do next?
01:40:27I don't know. You're the host here.
01:40:34Friend stuff. Friend stuff. Demon friend stuff? What do demon friends normally do?
01:40:38Demon friends. Hmm.
01:40:41Demons despise the very idea of petty friendship! What a waste of time!
01:40:46So there's no demon friend stuff to do?
01:40:48Of course not, you fool!
01:40:50Then let's play Capture the Princess! You be the overlord and I'll be the princess!
01:40:55Is that a real thing?
01:40:57I just made it up! Try to capture me!
01:41:04Isn't this just tag?
01:41:08Demons play tag too?
01:41:10Very well. I shall engage in this game of tag.
01:41:16Oh, this is adorable.
01:41:24I have you now, princess.
01:41:26Oh no! What are you going to do to me?
01:41:28Uh, imprison you, right?
01:41:30What about after that?
01:41:32Wait for a hero to come challenge me?
01:41:34And then slay him remorselessly!
01:41:37So you'll fight to protect me, Miss Overlord?
01:41:41Hold on. Are princesses supposed to like their captors?
01:41:45This one does.
01:41:47I'm noticing a recurring theme here in NomNomNami's work.
01:41:55Eleni and the maiden are both like, oh please do capture me.
01:42:03Isn't that kind of messed up?
01:42:06We're just playing. But if you don't like it, I guess we can do something else.
01:42:21Are you hungry? Ooh, what do demons eat? Meat, right?
01:42:24Stop right there. Do not try to serve me something weird like human flesh, okay?
01:42:28Mind reader! We're really on the same wavelength now.
01:42:32You are a dangerous angel.
01:42:36So what should I cook?
01:42:38Or maybe food made by an angel would poison you?
01:42:41I didn't consider that.
01:42:43It'd only become poison if you put something weird in it.
01:42:45Maybe I'd be better off eating out.
01:42:47No, no, no! You can't go outside! Everyone would freak out!
01:42:50Oh, right. Angels.
01:42:52We might be able to disguise you, if not for your big long horns.
01:42:55Or maybe you could put stockings over them to look like a bunny!
01:42:58Pass. Just order pizza or something.
01:43:01Pizza! Demon pizza!
01:43:03They're not going to deliver from the netherworld.
01:43:05Just order your regular angel pizza.
01:43:08Okay, I'll order pizza.
01:43:11Well, this is delightful.
01:43:19Huh? My phone?
01:43:21A demon phone! This is my first time seeing one in real life.
01:43:25Do angels not have smartphones?
01:43:27Nope, but I've read a little bit about them.
01:43:29Smartphones were invented by the great demon Kandata,
01:43:32who wanted personal handheld access to the netherweb.
01:43:34And then his idea was stolen and mass-produced,
01:43:37so now demons can be contacted all the time.
01:43:41It's so incredible. Angels don't have things like that?
01:43:44Yeah, that sounds inconvenient.
01:43:49Demonic dominoes.
01:43:50It's kind of redundant, isn't it?
01:43:52Not really. Our lifestyles don't really call for it.
01:43:54Plus, they're illegal.
01:43:55Illegal?
01:43:57Were you texting someone?
01:43:58My brother.
01:44:00You have a brother?
01:44:01Whoa, yes. He's also my supervisor.
01:44:05A brother and a supervisor. Is he strict? Does he look like you?
01:44:08Is he even taller?
01:44:09Sometimes. Somewhat similar.
01:44:12Yeah, he's taller than me.
01:44:14That's so tall. Are all demons really tall?
01:44:16I wonder what the average height is for demons.
01:44:18Do you have any family, Eleni?
01:44:21Nah, who needs it? It's just me.
01:44:23Huh.
01:44:24You can access the netherweb through your phone, right?
01:44:26Even though you're not in the netherworld?
01:44:28Oh, I have reception through the summoning circle, yeah.
01:44:32Wow.
01:44:33If you want to borrow it, we're going to need to do a new contract.
01:44:36No, no. It's too much power. I'm not ready for the netherweb yet.
01:44:40Sure.
01:44:41But if you wanted to, we could watch a movie.
01:44:44A demon movie?
01:44:46Yes, a demon movie.
01:44:48Can we? Can we please?
01:44:50But are you prepared?
01:44:52Your eyes can melt out of your skull from the brilliant darkness of demonic horror cinema.
01:44:58Melt my eyes, please, Camilla.
01:45:01Jesus.
01:45:10This fucking girl, I swear.
01:45:14Very well. Turn down the lights and brace your very soul.
01:45:18Your very soul.
01:45:28Hm.
01:45:32Hm.
01:45:34This job is cool. I just got to watch Train to Abaddon and take a long nap.
01:45:38Reminder not to date your clients, Camilla.
01:45:40It's not a date, lol.
01:45:42Can't two people watch a movie without it being a date?
01:45:44What is your problem?
01:45:46Wait, were you joking?
01:45:47Now I'm embarrassed.
01:45:48We should talk when you get back.
01:45:50Okay, just to be clear, I am not dating my clients.
01:45:58Oh, you're already up.
01:46:00I slept for so long I must have been worn out from how exciting yesterday was.
01:46:04Do you need a shower or anything?
01:46:06No.
01:46:07Oh, do demons bathe?
01:46:09Yes, demons bathe!
01:46:11Sorry, just asking.
01:46:13No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap or anything.
01:46:16You just ask a lot of questions like that.
01:46:18It's okay, you're right. I have been asking you too many questions.
01:46:22Can we watch more demon movies?
01:46:24Oops, that's another question.
01:46:26Yeah, there's time for one more until my 24 hours are up.
01:46:29Aww, you really have to go?
01:46:31That was the contract.
01:46:33Then let's do another contract once the time is up.
01:46:36I've already explained this to you.
01:46:38You get one per summon.
01:46:40I can't go against regulations or I could lose my job.
01:46:42Oh, yeah.
01:46:44And don't forget, our contract this time states you must refrain from summoning me for the next three days.
01:46:48So even if you try, it won't work.
01:46:50Yeah, I know.
01:46:52Are you okay?
01:46:54Oh, I'm fine. Just feeling really tired for some reason.
01:46:57I think I just need to eat something.
01:46:59Right. Get some food and I'll pick out a movie.
01:47:02Want to see more demon zombies?
01:47:04Oh, Camilla, you really know the way to my heart.
01:47:09Imagine summoning a demon just because you're lonely.
01:47:17Welcome back.
01:47:19Is now a good time?
01:47:21Did you prepare a lecture?
01:47:23You totally have the wrong idea, you know.
01:47:25Please, just listen, Camilla.
01:47:53Which is why dating a summoner becomes problematic.
01:47:55Do you understand?
01:47:57I'm not dating her, Olag.
01:47:59What kind of demon goes on dates anyway?
01:48:01I don't have a romantic bone in my body.
01:48:03So there's no problem.
01:48:05Friendships are off limits, too.
01:48:07My point stands.
01:48:09Camilla, you cannot be friends with someone you are literally draining the life from.
01:48:15Can you drain the life from an angel?
01:48:20Why does Olag look like Tony?
01:48:24Well, Tony's design isn't exactly unique.
01:48:32Yeah, tell that to her.
01:48:34Hmm?
01:48:35It's not a problem.
01:48:36She's contractually obligated to not summon me for three whole days.
01:48:39So 24 hours together and then three days apart.
01:48:41I would love to read over your contracts with that witch.
01:48:44She says she's an angel.
01:48:46Background check says she's a witch.
01:48:48Why would an angel summon a demon?
01:48:50Dunno. Are angels even real?
01:48:53They must be, right?
01:48:54In some world cut off from our own.
01:48:56Hmm.
01:49:03Are you sure there haven't been any summon attempts in the past week?
01:49:06Just like I said yesterday.
01:49:08Your witch must be busy with something.
01:49:10This is weird.
01:49:11Yeah, it is weird.
01:49:12Did you do something to scare her off?
01:49:14No!
01:49:15I mean, I don't think so.
01:49:17You seem kind of frantic, Cammy.
01:49:19It's weird, isn't it?
01:49:20Someone summons you three days in a row and then nothing for two weeks?
01:49:23What did I do wrong?
01:49:25You're the sentimental type, aren't you?
01:49:27I'm not sentimental! I'm a demon!
01:49:30Want me to hook you up with a new summoner?
01:49:32I don't know.
01:49:34See? See? Sentimental.
01:49:36You don't want to give up the one you had?
01:49:38That's not it!
01:49:39Ask me again tomorrow. I'm clocking out.
01:49:44Bureaucratic hell!
01:49:46Wow, this is bureaucratic hell!
01:49:48Literally.
01:49:49Literally.
01:49:52Oh, this is delightful.
01:49:57She was saying, so it's weird she hasn't.
01:50:00There's nothing more to it.
01:50:01There's just something weird that's happening and I want to know why.
01:50:04That's all it is!
01:50:05Why does everyone think it's because I got attached to her or something?
01:50:07It's so...
01:50:08It's all so stupid.
01:50:15I can't believe they found me out.
01:50:16I can't go back there now.
01:50:20Oh, but my ritual gear.
01:50:21There's nowhere else I could have left it.
01:50:26I want to see Camilla again.
01:50:28Oh, is this love?
01:50:29Love between an angel and a demon?
01:50:31Even if it's what I hoped for, I didn't seriously expect it.
01:50:34But how can I summon her again?
01:50:35I'd have to get a new flute.
01:50:37And the rug, too.
01:50:38That took a lot of effort to make, right?
01:50:40Unless...
01:50:43That's crazy enough to work.
01:50:44And if it does work, we must be soulmates.
01:50:46Oh no, I really like the sound.
01:50:48Oh no, I really like the sound of that.
01:50:51I never thought I would have a real crush.
01:50:53Wait for me, Camilla.
01:50:54We'll reunite for sure.
01:50:57Aww!
01:51:00Just date Eleni officially once Eleni's reborn as a demon?
01:51:03She's an angel! She won't be!
01:51:18Sure, it's a point of attack.
01:51:19If you can at least meet them halfway, then both parties will come out of the deal satisfied.
01:51:23Camilla, are you paying attention?
01:51:25Yeah.
01:51:33Oh, there was nothing to negotiate with that last one.
01:51:35It was just another sex thing.
01:51:36Why are humans so obsessed with getting fucked by demons?
01:51:40Language, Camilla.
01:51:41Whatever.
01:51:42Everyone who summons a demon is an idiot.
01:51:48But isn't it time to move forward?
01:51:50I still think it's weird.
01:51:51And I'm not depressed about it.
01:51:52Stop saying that every time I happen to look tired.
01:51:56Sorry, but clearly it's still bothering you and affecting your work ethic.
01:51:59Which is why I have to bring it up as your supervisor.
01:52:03Do you want to talk about it?
01:52:06Maybe some other time.
01:52:07Sorry, I'll try to focus on work.
01:52:10Alright, I'm here to listen whenever you're ready.
01:52:19I like Camilla.
01:52:20She's a mood.
01:52:23Those were angel wings, right?
01:52:24Or is it cosplay?
01:52:26Dude, if there was a real angel in the nether world, wouldn't we have to duke it out?
01:52:30As demons?
01:52:31Like, as demons, aren't we supposed to?
01:52:33Angel wings?
01:52:35Camilla!
01:52:36I finally found you!
01:52:37What?
01:52:39Why are you here?
01:52:41Okay, so, long story.
01:52:43I got kicked out of my job.
01:52:45Okay, so, long story.
01:52:47I got kicked out of where I was living.
01:52:49And then I lost some of my summoning gear.
01:52:51Real tragedy, you know.
01:52:52So I couldn't summon you at all.
01:52:54And then I thought, why don't I just go to the nether world and find her?
01:52:57So I made my way here, and now we're finally reunited.
01:53:01You...
01:53:03Find me in the nether world as if that's so easy to do?
01:53:06The nether world is huge!
01:53:08I know.
01:53:09Do you...
01:53:10Do you have any idea how lucky you are that we just happened to cross paths today?
01:53:14Fate brought us back together.
01:53:16Fate.
01:53:20I've actually gone to a lot of different demon cities looking for you, you know.
01:53:23You have to go home.
01:53:25What?
01:53:26After all this?
01:53:27Take me to your place.
01:53:29That would be a really bad idea.
01:53:32Hey, are you a real angel?
01:53:34Yeah, hey there.
01:53:36Please stop, you'll draw a crowd.
01:53:38What are you doing in the nether world?
01:53:39Aren't you going to get killed?
01:53:41It's fine, everything's fine.
01:53:43Okay, you can come to my place, let's go.
01:53:45Hooray!
01:53:47Hooray!
01:53:48I don't know why I can't do it.
01:53:52I'm in Camilla's room.
01:53:54We're lucky my brother isn't here.
01:53:56What did you bring with you?
01:53:59Did you happen to have your robe in that bag?
01:54:01Yeah, I brought it.
01:54:02Why?
01:54:03Because my brother can't know who you are.
01:54:05If you want to stay here for a bit, you need to pretend to be a demon.
01:54:08Oh, I see.
01:54:09So you get to dress me up like a demon, but I don't get a...
01:54:11So you get to dress me up like a demon, but I don't get to dress you like a bunny.
01:54:15What?
01:54:16Never mind that.
01:54:17Put on the robe and then...
01:54:18We need to do something about your skin tone.
01:54:23Shit, he's here.
01:54:24The robe should be enough.
01:54:25Just keep your hood low, okay?
01:54:26Okay.
01:54:31Hey Camilla, for dinner I was thinking...
01:54:33Oh, I didn't realize you had someone over.
01:54:35Oh, Log, this is my friend.
01:54:37We met on the nether web.
01:54:38She's shy around men, so please make yourself scarce.
01:54:41I'm sorry I invited her without any notice.
01:54:44Um...
01:54:46Alright, sorry to intrude.
01:54:47I'll knock when dinner's ready.
01:54:50He really does look like you.
01:54:51And he's taller, like you said.
01:54:54That was a...
01:54:55That was a pretty good lie about me, too.
01:54:56One that only works if he's polite.
01:54:58A polite demon.
01:54:59What's the catch, I wonder?
01:55:03Oh, God!
01:55:05I think he knows.
01:55:08I think he knows.
01:55:16Poor Camilla.
01:55:22Camilla?
01:55:23This is so stressful.
01:55:25What's stressful? I'm having fun.
01:55:27Ugh, Eleni.
01:55:31I've just been going with the flow, but...
01:55:33Why do I have to pretend to be a demon again?
01:55:35Because I wasn't supposed to make friends with clients.
01:55:39But our very first contract was to be friends.
01:55:41I know, I messed up.
01:55:43Oh.
01:55:45I'm sorry I'm really causing a lot of trouble for you by coming here, huh?
01:55:49It's not your fault.
01:55:51I couldn't just not see you again.
01:55:54I'm sorry.
01:55:55I'm sorry I didn't summon you like normal.
01:55:57I should have tried harder to get the stuff for it again.
01:55:59When I thought about somehow finding you myself,
01:56:01I got really excited and had my heart set on doing that.
01:56:04Heh, sounds just like you.
01:56:07I've had a lot of time to think while I was searching for you.
01:56:10I love demons, but I can't be satisfied becoming friends with just any demon.
01:56:14It has to be you.
01:56:17Sorry.
01:56:20Oh.
01:56:21And for corrupting my heart like that, you must be punished.
01:56:26You're punishing me?
01:56:29Well, you were punished enough by me showing up and causing trouble,
01:56:32so now we're even.
01:56:35You're so outrageous.
01:56:37Did you miss Camilla?
01:56:40I...
01:56:41I don't know, maybe I was fixating on you out of guilt,
01:56:44but I actually had a lot of fun whenever you summoned me.
01:56:48Did you know, because you made a contract with a demon,
01:56:51your soul belongs to the Netherworld?
01:56:53That's the most romantic thing you could have ever said to me.
01:56:57Oh, this girl.
01:57:05This girl is the opposite of a useless lesbian,
01:57:08this is a determined lesbian.
01:57:12She's so gay, I love her.
01:57:20I'm so sorry.
01:57:22I love her.
01:57:34One second.
01:57:52I love you.
01:57:59I love you.
01:58:02I love you.
01:58:06I love you.
01:58:10I love you.
01:58:14I love you.
01:58:19I love you.
01:58:22I love you.
01:58:25I love you.
01:58:28I love you.
01:58:31I love you.
01:58:34I love you.
01:58:37I love you.
01:58:40I love you.
01:58:43I love you.
01:58:46I love you.
01:58:49I love you.
01:58:52I love you.
01:59:15Oh my god!
01:59:22I love you.
01:59:28This girl is like, wow, demons are cool,
01:59:30I'm gonna summon one, summon one, that one, I want that one.
01:59:41I'm being serious.
01:59:43Each contract takes a bit of your soul as payment.
01:59:46When you die, you'll be reborn as a demon.
01:59:48I'll become a demon? This just keeps getting better.