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01:00I once lost my way
01:03I look forward to this light
01:07The wind blows over my face
01:11The wound of love and hate
01:14The endless struggle
01:18The light of the dark night
01:21I've been hurt, I've been blurred, I've been doubted, and I've been reborn
01:28Like the fall of fate
01:32Falling tears, becoming a tribe
01:34I've given my all, but I've been bewitched
01:39Guarding the pulse
01:45Silence
01:47The end of fate, the fire of hell
01:53I've been hurt, I've been bewitched
01:57Guarding the pulse
02:03Silence
02:22You've been training for a long time.
02:25Yu Hao's combo is really good.
02:27You lost.
02:29Yu Hao, after the event is over, we'll arrange a place for you to stay.
02:34Event?
02:36I'm back.
02:39Wang Dong!
02:40He's not here.
02:41Why would Wang Dong go to an event like this?
02:43The Seabirds' blind date party is just around the corner.
02:53Episode 1
02:59The Seabirds' blind date party.
03:01Ten thousand years of Shrek.
03:03One token.
03:05I'm the host of this year's Seabirds' blind date party, Xixi.
03:09I'm the host, Beibei.
03:10Cut the crap.
03:12The first segment,
03:13One-Shot Xixi.
03:15All the male students, do your best.
03:17Tear off Xixi's head.
03:19When you attack, maintain your posture.
03:2138.
03:2239 male students.
03:24Why isn't Wang Dong here?
03:26I'll go first.
03:29I'm the number one.
03:31I'll do as you say.
03:35I'm sorry, senior.
03:36Nan Nan, I'm coming.
03:40Where's my brother?
03:46You're so annoying.
03:47You're so annoying.
03:49If I only get one out of 3,000,
03:51everyone will know my goal.
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:56No.
03:57No.
03:58This segment seems simple.
04:00The difficulty lies in recognizing the one you like
04:02from the many female students.
04:05Wait.
04:06The female student next to me
04:08looks so familiar.
04:18Nan Nan.
04:19I love you.
04:27I got it.
04:29Let's welcome the next male guest.
04:31Junior.
04:32It's your turn.
04:33Senior.
04:34I'm here to find Wang Dong.
04:36You're already here.
04:37If you leave,
04:38don't blame me for turning my back on you.
04:41Fine.
04:42I'll go.
04:43I'll go.
04:44I'll go.
04:45I'll go.
04:46Fine.
04:48Fine.
04:49I'll use this opportunity
04:50to show off my soul.
04:53A 100,000-year-old soul ring.
04:55And a four-coloured soul ring
04:56I've never seen before.
05:02Nan Nan,
05:03give me your dog collar.
05:09Senior,
05:10I want your dog collar.
05:17Nan Nan.
05:18Nan Nan.
05:19Nan Nan.
05:20Nan Nan.
05:30You took too many.
05:31Come back, my student.
05:40Five.
05:41Junior took five girls' doggies
05:42with this move.
05:47This soul ring configuration
05:49is the same as Wang Dong's.
05:52Thank you for your love.
05:54The Snow Woman is my soul ring.
05:56It's like a soul ring with life.
06:01Thank you, Yu Hao,
06:02for bringing us
06:03a new cute soul ring.
06:04Next,
06:05is the second part.
06:08The second sword, Loyalty.
06:13Each girl
06:14has three thousand-finger cranes.
06:15Three thousand-finger cranes
06:16are three chances to vote.
06:18The boy only needs
06:19one thousand-finger crane
06:20to stay.
06:21Otherwise,
06:22he will be eliminated
06:23and lose the chance
06:24to vote in the next part.
06:25The second part,
06:26starts now.
06:45The second sword, Loyalty.
07:09Nan Nan,
07:10please vote for me.
07:16The second sword, Loyalty.
07:28No, Nan Nan.
07:29I don't want to be eliminated.
07:31I haven't confessed to you yet.
07:42Xiao Xiao.
07:43Cai Tao.
07:44You two are my saviors.
07:46Time's up.
07:47Let's see
07:48the result of this part.
07:58Why is the action
07:59of this bird so familiar?
08:01I have no taste.
08:02I have no taste.
08:04The second part is over.
08:05Currently,
08:06there are still 24 students left.
08:07There are 17 female students.
08:09Next,
08:10is the third part.
08:15The third sword, Loyalty.
08:18The third sword, Loyalty.
08:20The rules of this part.
08:21Every boy
08:22can choose
08:23a girl he likes
08:24to confess to.
08:25You will have
08:26one minute
08:27to show yourself.
08:28If you succeed in impressing the girl,
08:29you will get the beauty pack.
08:33That's right.
08:34Don't show too much.
08:35Otherwise,
08:36you will be eliminated
08:37and lose the chance
08:38to vote in the next part.
08:39Next,
08:40the male guest
08:41will follow the female student
08:42who confessed to him
08:43in the last part.
08:44All male students,
08:45please show your confidence.
08:46The first sword,
08:47Loyalty.
08:48The second sword,
08:49Loyalty.
08:53Let's welcome
08:54the next one,
08:55He Taitou.
09:00Senior,
09:01good luck.
09:14Xiaoxiao,
09:15from the first time
09:16I saw you,
09:17I knew
09:18you were a special girl.
09:20In the past few years,
09:22you have taken
09:23the most important place
09:24in my heart.
09:26I...
09:36Xiaoxiao,
09:37I've been waiting for this day
09:38for a long time.
09:40I've been
09:41thinking about you
09:42and I want to tell you that
09:49I...
09:50Senior He,
09:51I like you.
09:52I will treat you well.
09:54I...
10:11Xiaoxiao,
10:12good job.
10:16Xiaoxiao doesn't care
10:18who he is.
10:24I...
10:34Congratulations,
10:35Taitou and Xiaoxiao.
10:36Junior,
10:37Sanshi,
10:38good luck.
10:40Taitou,
10:41how can you let
10:42a girl say this first?
10:43Let me fight for you.
10:45The next one,
10:46Sanshi.
10:50It's that annoying guy again.
10:52He is so annoying.
10:54He is so annoying.
11:00Nan Nan.
11:14Nan Nan,
11:15I don't know
11:16how many times
11:17I've confessed to you.
11:19I used to think
11:20that as long as I let go of my pride
11:21and fight desperately,
11:23there will always be a chance.
11:25Nan Nan,
11:27I fell in love with you
11:28the first time I saw you.
11:31I know
11:32I left you
11:33a very bad impression
11:35and even
11:36caused you
11:37irreparable damage.
11:39I really
11:40regret it.
11:41What kind of past
11:42do they have
11:43to make
11:44Nan Nan
11:45love Senior so much?
11:47It seems that
11:48the ritual of awakening
11:49Xuan Wu's blood
11:50is related to Nan Nan.
11:51Nan Nan,
11:53I'm sorry.
11:54If I can start over,
11:56the awakening of Martial Soul
11:57and the glory of the Immortal Sects
11:58will all be gone.
12:00I only care about you.
12:05Maybe today's answer
12:06is not much different
12:07from the past,
12:08but I still have to try.
12:10Even if there is
12:11a chance,
12:12I will not give up.
12:14Nan Nan,
12:15can you open your heart
12:17and give me a letter?
12:19I'm willing to protect you
12:20for the rest of my life
12:21and give everything I have
12:22to make it up to you,
12:24including my life.
12:29I said
12:30I would protect you.
12:48I understand.
12:50I will wait for you.
12:53I will wait for you for the rest of my life.
13:14Third Senior Brother,
13:15tomorrow,
13:16you still haven't told me
13:17where Wang Dong is.
13:22Tomorrow,
13:23there will be an event
13:24at the Deep Sea Lake.
13:26You can find him there.
13:28You can't imagine
13:29how he will show up.
13:32Could it be that
13:33Wang Dong is the one wearing a bell?
13:35But why is Wang Dong
13:36in the girl's body?
13:38I have a few rules
13:39that you have to remember.
13:40Don't hide in the dormitory.
13:42Who told you to break into my bed?
13:44What are you doing?
13:45Why don't you knock on the door?
13:46What are you doing?
13:49When you come back to Shrek School,
13:51you may be able to see my sister.
13:55What sister?
13:57So you've been disguising as a man.
14:01Yu Hao, it's your turn.
14:09Yu Hao,
14:10I'm the next leader
14:11of Qibao Amber Clan.
14:12Choose me.
14:13Qibao Amber Clan
14:14will always be your backer.
14:16You'd better choose me.
14:18It's so boring.
14:23It's my honor
14:24to have your favor.
14:26But
14:27I already have
14:28an indestructible body in my heart.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:34I choose the girl
14:35with the bell.
14:39Why?
14:40He hasn't even
14:41shown his real hand.
14:44He hasn't even shown his hand.
14:54Wait a minute.
15:00I want to steal a kiss.
15:02Steal a kiss?
15:03What's that?
15:04Steal a kiss?
15:06The rule of the stealing a kiss is
15:07like this.
15:08If a boy
15:09chooses a girl
15:10and there are other competitors,
15:11he also wants to confess to this girl.
15:13The two boys
15:14will have a competition.
15:15The loser will be eliminated.
15:16The winner
15:17will have a chance
15:18to confess to the girl again.
15:21Huo Yu Hao versus Dai Hua Bin.
15:27Stealing a kiss
15:28starts now.
15:30White Tiger Intensify.
15:32White Tiger Magic Changes.
15:44White Tiger Intensify.
16:04Nice.
16:05Stealing a kiss.
16:06Huo Yu Hao,
16:07boldly confess your love.
16:10White Tiger Intensify.
16:11White Tiger Intensify.
16:37I...
16:39I'm so stupid.
16:41In all these years,
16:43I didn't realize
16:44you're a girl.
16:47There are so many
16:48moments between us.
16:54I'm really
16:55a hopeless idiot.
16:58Even if I'm smarter,
17:00even if it's just a little bit,
17:02I should have found it long ago.
17:11But I'm also a
17:12persistent and serious idiot.
17:14Once I make up my mind,
17:16I will never change
17:17my love for you.
17:19I will protect you
17:20with my life.
17:22Forever.
17:24Wang Dou,
17:26will you give me
17:27a chance?
17:42I'm so stupid.
17:43I'm really a hopeless idiot.
17:44I will protect you
17:45with my life.
17:46Forever.
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17:55I'm really a hopeless idiot.
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19:38Don't panic, this is just my first soul skill, Spirit Interference
19:42I'll give you a chance to defeat me
19:44Scan this magical QR code
19:46Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
19:48Obtain important official information in advance
19:50Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
19:52Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
19:54What are you still hesitating about?
19:56Hurry up and scan the code
20:08Don't panic, this is just my first soul skill, Spirit Interference
20:10I'll give you a chance to defeat me
20:12Scan this magical QR code
20:14Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
20:16Obtain important official information in advance
20:18Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
20:20Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
20:22What are you still hesitating about?
20:24Hurry up and scan the code
20:26Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
20:28Obtain important official information in advance
20:30Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
20:32Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
20:34What are you still hesitating about?
20:36I'll give you a chance to defeat me
20:38Scan this magical QR code
20:40Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
20:42Obtain important official information in advance
20:44Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
20:46Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
20:48What are you still hesitating about?
20:50Hurry up and scan the code
20:52Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
20:54Obtain important official information in advance
20:56Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
20:58Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
21:00What are you still hesitating about?
21:02Hurry up and scan the code
21:04Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
21:06Obtain important official information in advance
21:08Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
21:10Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
21:12What are you still hesitating about?
21:14Hurry up and scan the code
21:16Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
21:18Obtain important official information in advance
21:20Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
21:22Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
21:24What are you still hesitating about?
21:26Hurry up and scan the code
21:28Follow Douluo Mainland's official WeChat
21:30Obtain important official information in advance
21:32Unlock hidden cultivation secrets
21:34Those who want to defeat me are all paying attention
22:02There are unknown forces patrolling around Shrek City
22:04I suspect that the Sun and Moon Empire may take action
22:06I suspect that the Sun and Moon Empire may take action
22:08Classmate, please take off your mask
22:10Classmate, please take off your mask