The Heiress And The Handyman (2024) - Full Movie 1080p
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00:00:25Ms. Wiltshire.
00:00:26Ooh!
00:00:27Eccaristo, Adonis.
00:00:29Oh, perfect.
00:00:30I am starving.
00:00:31♪♪♪♪
00:00:35What's that?
00:00:36It's a telephone, Ms. Wiltshire.
00:00:38The call is urgent.
00:00:39Ooh.
00:00:40Apparently, you are not picking up your teléfono.
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00:00:47Hello?
00:00:48June, have you read my messages?
00:00:51Michael, no.
00:00:52We catch up on our monthly call.
00:00:53Everything else in between
00:00:54is just you handling boring money stuff.
00:00:56Well, I've been trying to reach you.
00:00:58There's been a crypto crash.
00:01:00Oh, no.
00:01:02Listen, you need to get back to New York.
00:01:04Michael, you know I haven't been stateside in autumn
00:01:07since I was, like, 14.
00:01:08Yeah, I know.
00:01:09Ever since you took over your family's fortune.
00:01:11But, June...
00:01:12You know this.
00:01:13My schedule.
00:01:14September, Greece.
00:01:15Then Christmas in Gstaad.
00:01:17Then Carnival in Buenos Aires.
00:01:18And then home when the Hamptons are open.
00:01:20I know your usual schedule.
00:01:22I...
00:01:23Are the Hamptons open early?
00:01:25No.
00:01:26Love it.
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00:01:31Look, here's the thing, kid.
00:01:33This isn't a request, okay?
00:01:35You need to get here.
00:01:36Now.
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00:01:54Hey, Tyler.
00:01:55Best assistant ever.
00:01:57Apparently, this is urgent.
00:01:59I mean, I can never tell with Michael.
00:02:01Ugh.
00:02:02Um, you've lost everything.
00:02:06Lost and everything.
00:02:09I'm not really connecting the two.
00:02:12Wait.
00:02:14I'm supposed to read this to you.
00:02:17Ahem.
00:02:19You've lost everything.
00:02:21No private jets, no yachts,
00:02:23no cars, no houses,
00:02:25no designer shoes,
00:02:27no designer bags.
00:02:29What do I need to do?
00:02:31Sell a hotel or something?
00:02:32All your assets are frozen.
00:02:34I mean, look.
00:02:35The entire hotel chain,
00:02:36the Hamptons house,
00:02:37the Lake Como villa,
00:02:38the Paris flat,
00:02:39your bank account,
00:02:40stock portfolios,
00:02:41your home safe contents,
00:02:43cash, jewelry,
00:02:44blah, blah, blah.
00:02:46Boring.
00:02:47Oh, also...
00:02:50What?
00:02:52What?
00:02:53No.
00:02:54No, no, no, no.
00:02:55Not my credit cards.
00:02:56I'm just following instructions.
00:02:59What?
00:03:04What?
00:03:07I'm worth a fortune.
00:03:09This is ridiculous.
00:03:12You were worth a fortune?
00:03:16Past tense?
00:03:18Past tense.
00:03:22What am I supposed to do?
00:03:26Uh-oh.
00:03:34Oh, yeah.
00:03:36Um, I'm gonna need to take that as well.
00:03:40But, um, you get to keep this.
00:03:45Analog's the new cool,
00:03:47or whatever.
00:03:50What, what is this?
00:03:53It's prepaid.
00:03:54Uh-huh.
00:03:55Some good news.
00:03:57You get to keep your grandpa's tow car.
00:04:00Yay!
00:04:03Oh, and some old aunt,
00:04:05or somebody who died,
00:04:07gave you this.
00:04:09My Aunt Birdie?
00:04:11Sure.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15Whoa.
00:04:17Listen, I know this is brutal,
00:04:19but there is a bright side to all this.
00:04:22A bright side?
00:04:28Sorry.
00:04:30I've got nothing.
00:04:33Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:36Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:39Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:42Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:45Hold on, now, you don't get even hurt
00:04:48It doesn't mean you're alright
00:04:51Take that round, turn it upside down
00:04:54It'll make you feel alright
00:04:58You lost your swing, you don't need a thing
00:05:01It's gonna be alright
00:05:04No one else gonna lift you up
00:05:07It's gonna be alright
00:05:10It's gonna be alright
00:05:13It's gonna be alright
00:05:16It's gonna be alright
00:05:19It's gonna be alright
00:05:23Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:26Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:29Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:32Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:45Wake up, princess.
00:05:52Hi.
00:05:53You can't park here.
00:05:55Your palace is being towed.
00:05:57My palace?
00:05:59Is it even street legal?
00:06:01Okay, okay.
00:06:03You got two minutes.
00:06:13Hi.
00:06:15Lady, unless those are full of diamonds, stop right there.
00:06:19Well, they're not filled with diamonds,
00:06:21but they are full of designer gowns.
00:06:24We don't buy that kind of stuff.
00:06:26Oh, you have to see them, though.
00:06:28I mean, look at this.
00:06:30This is stunning.
00:06:31I mean, this is right off the runway in Milan.
00:06:34I'll give you 50 bucks for the necklace.
00:06:37But the necklace?
00:06:39This was my aunt's.
00:06:41So don't sell it.
00:06:55Oh.
00:06:57Whatever is in this box is gonna be a total lifeline for me.
00:07:00I mean, I am sleeping in my car.
00:07:02Well, I was sleeping until it got towed.
00:07:05It's a long story.
00:07:06My dad's entire family fortune, gone.
00:07:09Actually, it's kind of a short story.
00:07:11Anyway, this box belonged to my aunt.
00:07:13She passed away a few months ago,
00:07:15but it was actually my aunt on my mom's side,
00:07:17so totally different legacy.
00:07:19My sincere condolences.
00:07:21But we can only let you have a short time in here.
00:07:23Other customers are waiting.
00:07:24Right.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:27Okay.
00:07:28Ah.
00:07:33Got...
00:07:38A house.
00:07:39A house!
00:07:40Yes!
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:42Oh, thank you, Aunt Bertie.
00:07:44You are the best.
00:07:46Oh, if there's nothing else, I'll see you later.
00:07:49You're the best.
00:07:50Oh, if there's nothing further...
00:07:52I knew that this nightmare was gonna be over, right?
00:07:55Here I come.
00:07:57Greenville.
00:07:58Greenville.
00:07:59That's cute, right?
00:08:01Hmm.
00:08:02I wonder what Aunt Bertie's staff is like.
00:08:04They'd be thrilled to have you, I'm sure.
00:08:06Oh, thanks.
00:08:13Greenville, here I come.
00:08:20Hmm.
00:08:24Hmm.
00:08:25Let's see.
00:08:301824 Apple Orchard Lane.
00:08:33This must be it.
00:08:37Hello?
00:08:40Hello?
00:08:41Hello?
00:08:52A pig?
00:08:54In the house?
00:08:55That's Jillian.
00:08:56She lets herself in sometimes.
00:08:59She comes and goes.
00:09:01Can I help you?
00:09:03Oh.
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05Yes, you can, actually.
00:09:06My bags are outside, and if you could just show me to the largest bedroom with an en suite,
00:09:10I'm dying for a shower.
00:09:12I'm sorry, maybe I should rephrase.
00:09:16Who are you?
00:09:18Oh, how rude of me.
00:09:19I'm June Waltshire.
00:09:23Bertie's niece.
00:09:25Oh, of course.
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:27Bertie's niece.
00:09:28Nice to meet you.
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30I'm Bart.
00:09:31Oh, well.
00:09:32Pleasure to meet you, Bart.
00:09:34That's you, right?
00:09:37C'est moi.
00:09:38Oui.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40French.
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:42You know, a little here and there.
00:09:44I never saw you at Bertie's Celebration of Life.
00:09:48Yeah, you know, I don't think I saw you there either.
00:09:51Although the Waldorf was quite packed that evening.
00:09:55The Waldorf?
00:09:57The Astor Ballroom?
00:10:00It was at the Pub at Greenville.
00:10:03Oh.
00:10:05Seems there were two celebrations.
00:10:08Anyway, I'm very glad you're here.
00:10:11You are?
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13Yeah, I am going to need some things from town, so I'll just write up a quick little shopping list for you.
00:10:17I do have some dietary restrictions, so I'm thinking like a vegan, gluten-free wrap for lunch.
00:10:23No watercress, no mushrooms, no onion.
00:10:26I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here.
00:10:29Oh, here I go again, stepping on toes.
00:10:32I'm so sorry.
00:10:33You have your process, obviously, and you'll learn my preferences as we go.
00:10:39I'm going to go.
00:10:40But, fair enough to meet you, June.
00:10:44Oh, go get my bags, of course.
00:10:47It's always a pleasure to meet the staff, so nice to see you.
00:10:51The staff?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:56I'm not the staff.
00:10:58I'm Bertie's neighbor.
00:10:59I run the organic farm next door with my sister, Nina.
00:11:03Bertie was a friend, and I promised her that I would take care of the land and the animals while she was...
00:11:09her estate was being sorted.
00:11:13So you're Bertie's neighbor?
00:11:15Correct.
00:11:17Not her staff?
00:11:18No.
00:11:20Not even her handyman?
00:11:22Nope.
00:11:23Awkward.
00:11:26Awkward.
00:11:28I just assumed because, you know, you were in the house and, you know, familiar with the pig situation.
00:11:34You assume, bro.
00:11:36I see.
00:11:40I bet you're handy, though.
00:11:42Still awkward.
00:11:43Okay, I'm, uh, I'll see you around, June.
00:11:46Yeah, that's correct.
00:11:56Come on.
00:12:08At least he's a gentleman.
00:12:25Hi! You must be June.
00:12:27I'm Nina.
00:12:29Bart's sister.
00:12:30Oh, uh, yes, I met Bart earlier.
00:12:33I heard.
00:12:34You know, I'm getting him one of those butler tuxedos for his birthday.
00:12:38Very funny.
00:12:39Oh, it is, it's really funny.
00:12:43Yeah, I guess you're right, it was a little funny.
00:12:47Nice to meet you, Nina.
00:12:49Oh, that is way too formal for Greenville.
00:12:52Bring it in.
00:12:54Oh, we're hugging now.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:57That's nice.
00:12:59I'm a hugger.
00:13:02I just wanted to say I'm so sorry about your family fortune not being so fortunate.
00:13:10In all seriousness, I feel for you.
00:13:14You do?
00:13:15Of course.
00:13:17Your whole world must be turned upside down.
00:13:19Look, I'm a farmer.
00:13:21You know, sometimes it doesn't rain for a long time.
00:13:28But then it does.
00:13:30Life gets better.
00:13:32Always gets better.
00:13:38Look, I'm going to let you get settled, and once you're ready, come on over.
00:13:42I'll make some coffee.
00:13:50Oh.
00:13:51Well, hello there, Jillian.
00:13:54You come here often?
00:13:57Oh, I know that look.
00:13:58That is the look of me after a night clubbing in Soho.
00:14:02Hungry.
00:14:04Let's see if we can rustle you up something around here.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:09Hey.
00:14:10Hey.
00:14:11Brought you a list of chores.
00:14:12I know who was on Jersey Shore, thank you very much.
00:14:15No, uh, chores.
00:14:16As in things to keep the animal and barns humming?
00:14:18Right.
00:14:19Of course.
00:14:21Look, I'm really sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.
00:14:25I didn't mean to be impolite.
00:14:27It's just, my life has taken a turn this week, and not for the better.
00:14:31But I'm sorry, too.
00:14:32I, uh, wasn't expecting you.
00:14:36Thanks for carrying my bags.
00:14:38No problem.
00:14:40All right, well, here you go.
00:14:47Oof.
00:14:49Where do we start?
00:14:51Uh, follow me.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55We basically just make our rounds, get some feed.
00:15:02I mean, I thought you could use a four squared.
00:15:05Huh.
00:15:06Bertie used to call a meal a four squared.
00:15:08That's right.
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:10So, tell me something.
00:15:11How did Bertie manage all of this?
00:15:13Every time Bertie came to visit us in the city, she was the most ladylike.
00:15:17You know, very dainty and made up.
00:15:19But she obviously did quite a bit of farm work around here, too.
00:15:23Oh, she ran this place like a pro.
00:15:25My dad taught her everything he knew, which was a lot.
00:15:28And she soaked it up.
00:15:30She loved living off the land.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33She loved taking care of me, too.
00:15:36That's who she was.
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38You know, I was 14 when the whole family legacy got left to me.
00:15:42I mean, who wouldn't want the homes and the cars and the hotels, right?
00:15:47Yeah.
00:15:48Me.
00:15:50All I wanted was a hug from my mom, you know?
00:15:53Sounds like you would have been lost without Bertie.
00:15:56Oh, that is absolutely right.
00:15:58Yeah, Bertie really taught me to stick up for myself.
00:16:03I should have come out here more often.
00:16:05I should have come out here more often.
00:16:08Made more of an effort.
00:16:10I think she wanted to make sure you had your space.
00:16:13Grew up on your own.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17She talked about you all the time.
00:16:19What news, accomplishments you made.
00:16:22Oh, you mean my broken engagements and terrible costume gala looks?
00:16:28Well, imagine it wasn't easy growing up in the eye of the media.
00:16:32Oh, you have no idea.
00:16:35You know, when you're growing up and a picture of you doing something stupid
00:16:40can feed a paparazzo's family for an entire month,
00:16:43you were never far from their lens.
00:16:47You know, your grandmother grew up in the house, too.
00:16:50She ever talk about it? Her Greenville?
00:16:52No, no, not much.
00:16:54I think by the time Grandma Natasha got to Manhattan,
00:16:57she had invented a Upper East Side version of it.
00:16:59Didn't talk about her country life much.
00:17:02But her socialite style was legendary.
00:17:06What about your mom and dad?
00:17:09I feel like I knew them even less.
00:17:12I mean, they were amazing, but they were always traveling all over,
00:17:16you know, dealing with the hotels and the management and the openings.
00:17:21Then they were gone.
00:17:23They must have been so young.
00:17:25Well, enough about my poor little rich girl story.
00:17:29What's, uh, what's your story, Mr. Handyman Bart?
00:17:34Uh, not much to tell, really.
00:17:39I grew up here, went away to school,
00:17:42and then I came back, my sister and I,
00:17:45and we took over the farm after my dad passed.
00:17:49And, uh, you know,
00:17:50my sister and I, and we took over the farm after my dad passed.
00:17:55And that's it?
00:17:57I mean, come on, you seem like such a renaissance man.
00:18:01Everybody's got some dreams, right?
00:18:03What do you want to share?
00:18:06Sustainability.
00:18:09See, I watched my father and my grandfather struggle to make a living off the land.
00:18:13They were just always fighting it.
00:18:15My sister and I thought if we leaned into nature,
00:18:17nurtured it, tried to farm organically,
00:18:20then we'd have a better shot at keeping this place running.
00:18:25Anyway, I should let you get some rest,
00:18:28because you have a lot to do tomorrow.
00:18:30Oh, um, so I have to do all of this tomorrow?
00:18:34Well, not just tomorrow. Every day.
00:18:37Every day?
00:18:39But tomorrow we're going to town.
00:18:41Well, what do I wear to town?
00:18:44Whatever you want. Just, uh, bring a smile.
00:18:48Okay.
00:19:01Alright, we always start the shopping at the feed and seat.
00:19:05Oh, okay. What do we get there? Cappuccinos?
00:19:08Uh, no, it's not for us. It's for the animals.
00:19:12Oh, right.
00:19:14Are there any, um, people feeding places around here?
00:19:18Sure. Yeah, yeah. There's, uh, Betty's Diner, Thompson's Bar, Joyce's Café.
00:19:23Pretty much all three have the same menu.
00:19:26So no sushi?
00:19:28No. We're, uh, we're landlocked.
00:19:31How do you people live?
00:19:33Well, most of us grow and make our own food.
00:19:35Kind of like Nina and I with our honey.
00:19:37Oh, artisanal. I'll have to try some sometime.
00:19:40I think I could make that happen.
00:19:41As usual, I see you're making friends wherever you go, Bart.
00:19:47Dottie. Delightful as ever.
00:19:49Delightful?
00:19:51Bart Hudson, you are a flirt.
00:19:55Dear, I see you have gotten yourself some surly company.
00:19:59The ladies of Greenville are having an autumn high tea this afternoon, should you want to join.
00:20:05Oh, well, that sounds lovely.
00:20:07June, where are my manners?
00:20:08Let me formally introduce you to Dottie Cartwright.
00:20:11She was your Aunt Bertie's...
00:20:14rival? I guess would be the right word.
00:20:17Oh, Bart, number one rival would be more accurate.
00:20:22Wait.
00:20:25You're Bertie's niece?
00:20:27Yes, yes. Pleasure to meet you, June.
00:20:30Your aunt and I went head-to-head every year at the Harvest County Fair.
00:20:35Though sad to share, I trounced her royally in the blue ribbon rounds.
00:20:41I seem to remember Bertie winning six blue ribbons last year.
00:20:45What does it matter? I don't have any competition worthy of my skills this year, either.
00:20:51That's a little harsh there, Dottie, don't you think?
00:20:54I call him like I see him.
00:20:56I hope you don't have any delusions of competing in the fair.
00:21:00Competing? No, it's the first I'm hearing about this little fall fair thing.
00:21:04Looks to me like you belong on a yacht somewhere in the middle of the ocean.
00:21:08There's no way in Green Acres you could bake an edible pie.
00:21:13Never mind win a pie-baking contest.
00:21:17Well, I'm going to stop you right there, Dottie,
00:21:20because I actually have an Oxford degree, so I'm pretty sure I could bake a pie.
00:21:24Well, you and your fancy degree
00:21:27can dream of my blue ribbons all you like.
00:21:31I'm a shoe-in in every category this year.
00:21:35Hmm. How do you know that? For sure, though, Dottie, I mean, how do you know?
00:21:39You know, I mean, maybe, maybe I have inherited Aunt Bertie's baking skills.
00:21:44You know, maybe I'm a natural.
00:21:46I don't think you've ever seen a rolling pin, let alone used one.
00:21:51You're only in Greenville on a lark, anyway.
00:21:53People come and go.
00:21:56Blue ribbons are forever.
00:21:59Well, it's on, Dottie.
00:22:02You're not going to win by default.
00:22:04Okay, I am going to be baking pies
00:22:08and all of the fall fair stuff,
00:22:11all in honor of Aunt Bertie.
00:22:13May the best apple pie win, sweetie.
00:22:18Sweetie?
00:22:21Sweetie?
00:22:23Show her, sweetie.
00:22:25Dottie Cartwright loves to compete,
00:22:28and she takes her pies very seriously.
00:22:30Yeah, I can see that.
00:22:32Thanks for sticking up for me, by the way.
00:22:35No, thank you. For stepping into Bertie's shoes.
00:22:38What do you mean?
00:22:40Entering the contest.
00:22:42Oh. Right.
00:22:45Yeah. Bertie would be very proud.
00:22:49Great.
00:22:51Hey, have you seen her blue ribbon collection?
00:22:55Welcome to Bertie's prize room.
00:22:58Oh, wow.
00:23:00She competed for decades.
00:23:02Even at her age?
00:23:04Oh, yeah. Well, Nina and I helped her the last few years.
00:23:07We still do stuff under the banner of our own farm,
00:23:10but we helped out with the livestock.
00:23:13Hmm.
00:23:15It was impressive.
00:23:16Best apple pie, ten years running.
00:23:18Take that, Dottie.
00:23:20What are all these ones for?
00:23:22Best in show livestock category, three years running.
00:23:25Way to go, Jillian.
00:23:27Oh, no. That's Jillian. She's a disaster.
00:23:30That's Jillian's mom, Tessa.
00:23:32She's the one who won all these.
00:23:34She had these big eyelashes, and she would just bat them at the judges.
00:23:36How cute.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:40Oh. Bertie.
00:23:42Yeah. I took that picture.
00:23:45You know, it's funny.
00:23:47She'd come to the city to visit me every year,
00:23:50but I never made it up here to see her.
00:23:54Well, you're here now.
00:23:56The animals.
00:23:58That means something.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:02I have a purpose.
00:24:04Speaking of, I better get busy.
00:24:06That's right, Martha Stewart.
00:24:08But just, you know, start with the basics.
00:24:10You walk before you can bake.
00:24:15How to make a sandwich.
00:24:21If you want to learn how to make a sandwich, first step is…
00:24:35Now you have made a sandwich.
00:24:38What?
00:24:40Is it…
00:24:45Hmm.
00:24:51I know. I got a little carried away, didn't I?
00:24:54Oh well.
00:24:56Hey! It's Nina.
00:24:59Perfect.
00:25:05Wow.
00:25:07You are brave, June.
00:25:09I just wanted to wipe that look off her face, you know?
00:25:12Good luck.
00:25:14That's Dottie's permanent expression.
00:25:16No kidding.
00:25:18What a sourpuss.
00:25:20Wow.
00:25:22This prosecco is delicious.
00:25:24Hmm.
00:25:26It's not prosecco. It's champagne.
00:25:28It's 2004. It was a very good year.
00:25:30Oh, sorry. That's such a city person thing to say.
00:25:34You know, I used to get private tours at harvest time.
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:39I used to buy champagne by the case.
00:25:41Aunt Bertie always had a thing for the bubbly too.
00:25:44She used to take a case home with her whenever she'd come visit us in the city.
00:25:48Wow.
00:25:50Aren't these like a thousand dollars a bottle?
00:25:52No, just a few hundred.
00:25:54Oh.
00:25:56Just a few hundred.
00:25:58Very fancy.
00:26:02I was fancy.
00:26:08Are you missing your old life?
00:26:11You mean, am I missing my old money?
00:26:14No, no.
00:26:16I mean, you know, definitely has its advantages.
00:26:20You can get whatever you want, whenever you want, anytime, ever.
00:26:26Wow.
00:26:28I could certainly get used to that.
00:26:30Yeah. Yeah, you definitely get used to it.
00:26:34And after a lifetime, you really get used to it.
00:26:38Anyway, I was just surprised to see so many bottles in Bertie's cellar.
00:26:43She always said she was taking them for special occasions.
00:26:46I just can't believe one never came up.
00:26:48Wow.
00:26:50Maybe she was just waiting for someone special to share it with.
00:26:57Mmm.
00:26:59Okay, let's get down to business, shall we?
00:27:02Let's.
00:27:04Tell me exactly what you signed up for, for the Harvest County Fair.
00:27:06Well, technically, I haven't signed up for anything yet.
00:27:10But I guess it would be pies? Pigs?
00:27:14Okay. Alright.
00:27:17Oh.
00:27:19Today's the deadline.
00:27:21Mmm.
00:27:24You know what?
00:27:26Let's do it. Let's do it. Sign me up for everything.
00:27:29Great. Awesome. Okay.
00:27:31You know what? Dottie is not going to ruin Aunt Bertie's legacy.
00:27:33No, I might have lost my money, but I will not be losing my family's dignity.
00:27:37Thank you very much.
00:27:39Cheers to that.
00:27:42Let's do it.
00:27:44More?
00:27:46Oh, no thank you. I got to work tomorrow.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:50Work. This used to be my work.
00:27:52Well, around here, if you need a construction permit or a food truck license, I'm your gal.
00:27:59What about an award-winning apple pie recipe?
00:28:02Oh, June.
00:28:05Come with me.
00:28:17Bertie would want nothing short of Dottie Annihilation.
00:28:23Mmm. I like the way you and Bertie think.
00:28:26Well.
00:28:27Wait until you see this.
00:28:33Bertie's pie recipe?
00:28:35Mm-hmm.
00:28:37Oh, Dottie.
00:28:39You don't stand a chance.
00:28:49Hey there, big brother.
00:28:51Hey, Dottie.
00:28:53Hey there, big brother.
00:28:55Hey.
00:28:57What are you doing out here all alone?
00:29:00In the quiet.
00:29:02Just enjoying the end of a good day.
00:29:05Hmm. Our new neighbor had a pretty good day, too.
00:29:09I hope she did.
00:29:11You know she did.
00:29:16I'm just helping her settle in.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:20It's called being neighborly.
00:29:22Right.
00:29:24Plus, she's been alone for a long time.
00:29:30She lost her parents like we did, too.
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:35At least we didn't lose ours at the same time.
00:29:38And we got to be with them as adults.
00:29:42She was so young.
00:29:45Yeah. June didn't really have anyone.
00:29:49Well, Bertie was her family.
00:29:54Yeah. Now she's lost her, too.
00:29:57But she must have other relatives here in Greenville.
00:30:01Maybe even, like, second or third cousins.
00:30:05Hmm.
00:30:06Maybe I can help her get to know her roots.
00:30:10I could totally look up her family history at the town office.
00:30:13I could totally do that, right?
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:15She'd probably love it.
00:30:18She was raised by household staff.
00:30:21Like, employees.
00:30:22Can you imagine?
00:30:24No real bonds.
00:30:26Couldn't have been easy.
00:30:29Also, if she does happen to have ties,
00:30:34it might actually persuade her to stay,
00:30:36and it might make a certain person happy.
00:30:41A certain person, huh?
00:30:42Mm-hmm.
00:30:43Really?
00:30:44What? You know what? Fine.
00:30:46Don't admit it to me. Just admit it to yourself.
00:30:48That's probably very helpful.
00:30:50You're getting a little ahead of yourself.
00:30:53I barely know her.
00:30:55And I think you should keep the whole finding her roots thing between us.
00:30:59I mean, she's had a lot of disappointment with family.
00:31:02You might not find anything.
00:31:04Well, I might not.
00:31:06But I'm still going to try.
00:31:09There's just such a big difference.
00:31:13There's a bright light in her, and she's very sweet.
00:31:16Hmm.
00:31:18Kind of feels like she's from another planet.
00:31:21I very often think that about you.
00:31:25I gotta run.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:36All right. Let's do this.
00:31:43Your mouth is frowning,
00:31:45your tongues are wagging,
00:31:46all over town and,
00:31:48your eyes are judging,
00:31:49your elbows nudging,
00:31:51all the poison that you spread with these nasty words you say.
00:31:55Stay out of my business.
00:31:57Out of my business.
00:31:58Stay out of my business.
00:32:00Out of my business.
00:32:02Stay out of my business.
00:32:03Out of my business.
00:32:05Stay out of my business.
00:32:07Out of my business.
00:32:08Stay out of my business and leave it alone.
00:32:11The only business you got is your own.
00:32:15Well, did you do that all by yourself, girl?
00:32:19It's not that good, you think?
00:32:21I need my help, girl.
00:32:22Without you starting shit,
00:32:24I'd be my way in.
00:32:25Girl, you're never gonna make it,
00:32:27no, your ass gonna be like it.
00:32:29Stay out of my business.
00:32:31Out of my business.
00:32:32Stay out of my business and leave it alone.
00:32:36The only business you got is your own.
00:32:40Leave it alone.
00:32:50Perfect timing.
00:32:53Birdies pie.
00:32:54I'm looking for a taste tester.
00:32:57Sure.
00:33:01Did you bake in that outfit?
00:33:03I put an apron on.
00:33:05Designer apron?
00:33:07No, one of Birdies.
00:33:08Thank you very much.
00:33:09You're channeling the right vibe.
00:33:11Now, I've never made a pie before,
00:33:12so go easy on me.
00:33:25Interesting?
00:33:27Interesting?
00:33:30Don't sugarcoat it, okay?
00:33:31If I am gonna be blue ribbon ready,
00:33:33I need the whole truth.
00:33:35Okay.
00:33:37Apples are undercooked.
00:33:38Sugar's not integrating,
00:33:39and somehow the pastry is dry and greasy.
00:33:45Wow, that's a whole lot of truth.
00:33:49How much sugar did you put in the filling?
00:33:52Sugar?
00:33:53The apples are sweet enough.
00:33:58No?
00:34:02I'm doomed.
00:34:03I'm doomed.
00:34:04My family is never gonna restore their name.
00:34:06Aunt Birdie's legacy is in ruins.
00:34:08I mean, my pie is a disaster.
00:34:10I didn't say that we can't fix it.
00:34:13Wait, did you say we, Mr. Handyman?
00:34:19I start with the crust.
00:34:22Let's get to it.
00:34:37It...
00:34:38Why are you mixing the flour?
00:34:40It helps with the smoothness, right?
00:34:42Then you add a little bit of the salt,
00:34:44and next, you put in the chilled butter,
00:34:47right from the fridge,
00:34:48but you put in one at a time.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:51So throw these guys in there.
00:34:53And at this stage, you don't want to overmix it,
00:34:55and it's key that the butter be ice cold,
00:34:57freezer cold if you can.
00:34:59Great.
00:35:00Yes, chef.
00:35:03All right.
00:35:04Yes, chef.
00:35:06Oh, I like that.
00:35:07That's better than the staff.
00:35:10Yeah, so give that a couple minutes,
00:35:12and then throw it in the fridge,
00:35:13let it chill for 15,
00:35:14and you can roll it out.
00:35:16All right.
00:35:17But none of this was in the recipe.
00:35:26Um...
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:28See, that's what happens
00:35:29when you take the time to perfect something.
00:35:30She was always making notes.
00:35:32You learn by trial and error.
00:35:34Oh, I don't really have time for trial and error.
00:35:36Well, we better get going then.
00:35:38Yes, chef.
00:35:40And, like organic farming,
00:35:42you got to pick your battles.
00:35:44Ooh.
00:35:46I think I'm gonna pick all of them.
00:35:50Tell you what.
00:35:51Let me handle root vegetables.
00:35:55All right.
00:35:57Oh, uh, you, uh...
00:36:00Got a little something, but...
00:36:03Oh.
00:36:04Here. I'll get it.
00:36:09There you go.
00:36:10Thanks.
00:36:12Anyway, uh, you're off to a great start.
00:36:15Keep on this.
00:36:16I'm gonna go tend to the animals,
00:36:18and, you know, feed my animals, too.
00:36:20Appreciate it. Thank you.
00:36:23Well, Jillian,
00:36:25it's just you and me.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:29Yeah, you're right.
00:36:31I do look pretty ridiculous in these clothes now.
00:36:33If I'm gonna cook like Bertie,
00:36:35then I need to...
00:36:37I need to think like Bertie.
00:36:39I need to be Bertie.
00:36:43I'll be back.
00:36:52I'll be back.
00:36:54I'll be back.
00:37:20I can see why you loved it here, Bertie.
00:37:23It's beautiful.
00:37:31Okay, Jillian,
00:37:33the Internet says that you need to learn
00:37:35come, sit, and stay.
00:37:37So let's work on this.
00:37:39Come here. Come here, Jillian.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:44Braving the rain?
00:37:46Trying.
00:37:48Technically, when you're raising a show pig,
00:37:50you want to start them really young.
00:37:52You don't want to circle with their head up.
00:37:54Ah. Well, what about a
00:37:56rooting on the ground and not paying attention
00:37:58type of category?
00:38:00Because I think she'd really be great at that.
00:38:02Yes, she would.
00:38:04Well, you could always put her in the best-in-show
00:38:06livestock category.
00:38:08It's more of a beauty pageant.
00:38:10There's no behavior necessary.
00:38:12You just compete against goats with coats.
00:38:14You know, little hens with straw hats.
00:38:16Perfect. I mean, that sounds like fashion.
00:38:18And fashion is something I know all about.
00:38:20All right, Jillian. We're gonna have a full makeover.
00:38:22All right, come on.
00:38:24Let's go. Come on.
00:38:26Have you tried picking her up?
00:38:28No.
00:38:30Have you?
00:38:32Touché.
00:38:34Oh, you know what I should do?
00:38:36I think I need to start with a mood board.
00:38:38A mood board?
00:38:40Yeah, you know, like a vision board
00:38:42when you're manifesting.
00:38:44Right. And that, uh,
00:38:46that helps?
00:38:48Always. I mean, when I'm manifesting,
00:38:50which is, like, you know,
00:38:52letting the universe know that you're open
00:38:54to the next level, that you're following your dreams...
00:38:58Wait.
00:39:00You should try it.
00:39:02What would you manifest?
00:39:04A new manifold for the tractor.
00:39:06Oh, be serious.
00:39:08There's gotta be something bigger
00:39:10that you want for your life, you know?
00:39:12I mean, get out,
00:39:14try new things,
00:39:16leave this small town for a little while,
00:39:18travel a bit.
00:39:20Ha.
00:39:22Well, when I was younger,
00:39:24I did think about dusting the dirt
00:39:26off this town and getting out of here.
00:39:28But, uh,
00:39:30in the end, I knew this place was of my soul.
00:39:32I wanted to farm like my family.
00:39:36Still, there might be
00:39:38something bigger.
00:39:46Ha.
00:39:50All right.
00:39:52You see this straw?
00:39:54There's a plan for it.
00:39:56First, you plant it with care.
00:39:58You raise it up till it's golden.
00:40:02And then you harvest it
00:40:04so it's ready to be bedding for animals.
00:40:06Hmm.
00:40:08Sounds like it was
00:40:10planted to become a nest.
00:40:12That's right.
00:40:15Hey, uh,
00:40:17listen, if you want to clean up,
00:40:19I can show you how to eat lunch off the land.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:24I mean, but we're not actually gonna eat
00:40:26off the land, right? We do have plates.
00:40:28Well, yes.
00:40:30We do have plates.
00:40:32All right, well, uh, I'm gonna
00:40:34go get cleaned up and I'll meet you by the chickens.
00:40:36Sounds good.
00:40:45Hey.
00:40:47Wow.
00:40:49Look at you.
00:40:51How do you do that?
00:40:53Do what?
00:40:55Transform.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:59This is nothing.
00:41:01I mean, during fashion week, I would change my look like
00:41:03six times in a day.
00:41:05Bertie's vintage is very in right now.
00:41:07It is when you wear it.
00:41:11There you go.
00:41:13Anyway, uh,
00:41:15you want to look under some chickens?
00:41:17Did you say under
00:41:19some chickens?
00:41:23Oh, yeah.
00:41:25Here we go.
00:41:27Oh, wow.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:31Look at that.
00:41:33Good job, ladies.
00:41:35Oh, we got a few more here.
00:41:37A couple more?
00:41:39Look at you.
00:41:41Look at all these eggs.
00:41:43Huh?
00:41:45Well, uh,
00:41:47take a photo.
00:41:49Uh-oh.
00:41:51It's perfect.
00:41:55Hey.
00:41:57All right.
00:41:59All right, it's your turn.
00:42:01A couple more?
00:42:03Oh, yeah, a couple more.
00:42:05Guess we could put all of our eggs in one basket, so to speak.
00:42:07All right.
00:42:09Oh, yeah.
00:42:11Ladies.
00:42:13Oh, you were right.
00:42:15These are absolutely delicious.
00:42:17Right?
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:21So, tell me more about you.
00:42:25All right.
00:42:27I'm ready.
00:42:29So,
00:42:31you've never left here?
00:42:33Like, not even once?
00:42:35No, I never said I never left Greenville.
00:42:37I was traveling when I was furthering my education
00:42:39in organic farming.
00:42:41I was in Italy,
00:42:43learning how to grow tomatoes from a Sicilian expert.
00:42:45Then I was in Salinas in California
00:42:47for over a year,
00:42:49learning everything there was to know about lettuce.
00:42:51Just lettuce?
00:42:53Turns out there's a lot to know about lettuce.
00:42:55Wow.
00:42:57What about you? What'd you study?
00:42:59Sociology.
00:43:01That makes sense.
00:43:03Well, it sounds like you spent a lot of your young life
00:43:05trying to understand if people were being genuine
00:43:07or if they were just hanging on
00:43:09because of your fortune and all that.
00:43:11And, well, studying human behavior
00:43:13and society, it adds up.
00:43:15Hmm.
00:43:17You know,
00:43:19you know quite a bit about people for a handyman.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:25I'll try.
00:43:35Uh-oh.
00:43:37You on another scrapbooking spree?
00:43:39Ha-ha.
00:43:41You know, I've had that habit under control
00:43:43ever since I taped down the cat's paw.
00:43:45By mistake.
00:43:47Yeah, well, Fluffy's never forgiven you.
00:43:49Very funny.
00:43:51Well, actually,
00:43:53um, I just completed my research
00:43:55into June's family from the archives,
00:43:57and I'm making her a tree
00:43:59so she can see that she has roots here.
00:44:01Wow.
00:44:03I know she's gonna love it.
00:44:05Really?
00:44:07How do you know?
00:44:09You know, ever since getting to know her,
00:44:11she's surprised me.
00:44:13She's with a life of me.
00:44:15I never thought we'd have anything in common.
00:44:17But what do you have in common?
00:44:19My big brother's speechless?
00:44:21I'm shocked.
00:44:23I know.
00:44:27I think June and I
00:44:29are kind of at a crossroads.
00:44:33You know, we're both looking for that something
00:44:35that we can share.
00:44:37You know,
00:44:39you know,
00:44:41you know,
00:44:43you know,
00:44:45you know,
00:44:47you know, we're both looking for that something
00:44:49that we can complete ourselves.
00:44:53Maybe it's family.
00:44:55Wow.
00:44:57That was really deep.
00:44:59She's definitely showed me
00:45:01what's missing in my life.
00:45:03Careful.
00:45:05You might be the one making a vision board next.
00:45:07All right.
00:45:09What? No?
00:45:11That's enough. I got chores.
00:45:13I can see if June needs anything in town.
00:45:27So that's brown bread flavor?
00:45:29Yeah. Sounds weird.
00:45:31I had it in Dublin last year. It was phenomenal.
00:45:33Of course you did.
00:45:35Mmm. This is so good.
00:45:37You have to try that.
00:45:39Oh, look at that.
00:45:41Good.
00:45:43You're keeping each other distracted.
00:45:45And while your eyes
00:45:47aren't on the prize,
00:45:49it will soon be my name
00:45:51in the glass case.
00:45:53After I win best overall.
00:45:55Hmm. Not likely.
00:45:57What is she talking about?
00:45:59Nina will explain it to you, dear.
00:46:01She's the one who will take down
00:46:03Birdie's photo and
00:46:05replace it with yours truly.
00:46:07How can you be so sure, Dotty?
00:46:09I've eaten my own pie, haven't I?
00:46:11I'm not even sure that that makes sense.
00:46:13But I'm gonna give it to you anyway.
00:46:15As you should.
00:46:21Don't let her get to you.
00:46:23But what's this
00:46:25just talking about a glass case?
00:46:27It's basically just a picture and a glass case.
00:46:29I mean,
00:46:31that's not just anything.
00:46:33It's important.
00:46:35Aww.
00:46:39Oh, I love it.
00:46:41Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it?
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:47You okay?
00:46:49Yeah. Yeah, I just...
00:46:51You know, sometimes it really hits home
00:46:53that she's gone.
00:46:57Well, I can't bring Birdie back.
00:46:59But I will promise you one thing.
00:47:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:47:03But I will promise you one thing.
00:47:05What's that?
00:47:07I will help you compete
00:47:09against Dotty.
00:47:11Okay, I like the sound of that.
00:47:13That'll be good.
00:47:15But wait, that sign
00:47:17says September 26th for the festival.
00:47:19That's this week.
00:47:21Uh, yeah.
00:47:23Wait, I thought
00:47:25we had way more time to prepare.
00:47:27Didn't you fill in the entry forms?
00:47:29Well, yeah,
00:47:31but Nina really filled them out,
00:47:33and I... Didn't read them.
00:47:35No. Oh, no.
00:47:37Why are you smiling?
00:47:39This is terrible. Dotty's gonna win everything.
00:47:41Oh,
00:47:43I have an idea.
00:47:45I am gonna order an apple pie
00:47:47flown in from Amsterdam.
00:47:49They are the best in the world.
00:47:51Okay, first off, Birdie would never endorse that.
00:47:53And how do you know?
00:47:55Secondly, you've never had Birdie's apple pie.
00:47:57Touché.
00:48:11There's a little bit of love
00:48:13And a little history
00:48:15In this little dizzy town tonight
00:48:17Something's sparking
00:48:19Back into our eyes
00:48:23In this little clip of time
00:48:25Maybe you can fill the gap
00:48:27Tell me something that I just don't know
00:48:29Words running
00:48:31Like a river
00:48:33Again
00:48:37Good job.
00:48:39Wow.
00:48:41Mmm.
00:48:43Looking good.
00:48:45Excuse me.
00:48:49That's gonna be delicious.
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:53Hey.
00:48:55Oh, hey. That's perfect timing.
00:48:57I was just about to pull the carrots.
00:48:59The moment of truth.
00:49:01Yes, ma'am.
00:49:03Here we go. All right.
00:49:07Oh, wow.
00:49:09That's a... That's a huge carrot.
00:49:11Yeah. Big carrot.
00:49:13Big pot of soup.
00:49:15Seriously, how'd you get it to grow like that?
00:49:17See this barrel?
00:49:19So I fill it with sand first.
00:49:21Then I hollow out the middle,
00:49:23fill it with really good soil.
00:49:25That way, when I plant the seed,
00:49:27it grows straight, naturally,
00:49:29no obstructions.
00:49:31Sounds like you've set it up for success.
00:49:33Yeah. It's a good metaphor for life.
00:49:35Well, it certainly looks like a winner to me.
00:49:37The question is,
00:49:39how's it going with the pies?
00:49:41Oh, well,
00:49:43I've got it to turn out three times in a row now,
00:49:45so I think we're doing pretty good there.
00:49:47All right.
00:49:49Perfect. Prep Ruby the hen's cage.
00:49:51And, ooh, I've got to make Jillian's flower crown.
00:49:53June? Yeah.
00:49:55You're ready.
00:49:57I'm going to pick you up tomorrow. I'll take my truck to the fair.
00:49:59You know,
00:50:01actually, I think I'm good.
00:50:03I can get there myself.
00:50:05Well, look at you.
00:50:07Oh, yeah.
00:50:09Going to the fair.
00:50:11Who's going to the fair?
00:50:15I'm going to the fair.
00:50:17Okay, so
00:50:19I won't do that in front of the judges tomorrow,
00:50:21but I'm just really excited.
00:50:23You're good. I like the enthusiasm.
00:50:25All right. I'll see you in the morning.
00:50:27See you in the morning.
00:50:29Going to the fair.
00:50:31Going.
00:50:37Okay.
00:50:39You cool down,
00:50:41you little beauty.
00:50:47What was that?
00:50:53No.
00:50:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:57Oh.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:01It's okay.
00:51:03It's okay.
00:51:05I can...
00:51:07I can solve this.
00:51:09It's okay.
00:51:11It's okay.
00:51:13It's okay.
00:51:15I can...
00:51:17I can salvage this.
00:51:19Right?
00:51:25Oh, no.
00:51:29Wait a minute.
00:51:31I don't know that orthopedic shoe anywhere.
00:51:35Dottie.
00:51:37Oh, you...
00:51:45Okay.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:55Mmm.
00:51:57Harvest Festival, here I come.
00:52:15I should have given her a ride.
00:52:17Well, I think June has shown you
00:52:19she's perfectly capable of getting somewhere
00:52:21without needing a driver.
00:52:23I know. I know.
00:52:25But it's a hundred-pound pig,
00:52:27and it has a lot of pies.
00:52:29Oh, wow. Yeah.
00:52:31Well, when you put it that way.
00:52:33Yeah.
00:52:35Are you worried she's not going to show up?
00:52:37No.
00:52:39But what if something happened?
00:52:41I think I'm just going to sit here
00:52:43and wait.
00:52:45I think I'm just going to circle back to the farm.
00:52:47Oh, look at you being all caring.
00:52:49I told you you were getting invested.
00:52:51I know.
00:52:53All right. All right. Well, go if you must.
00:52:55I'll save you a seat at the tractor park.
00:52:57Thanks.
00:53:01Okay.
00:53:09Hey.
00:53:11I am so sorry I'm late.
00:53:13We had a bit of a pie calamity.
00:53:15Pie calamity?
00:53:17More like pie-mageddon.
00:53:19That sounds bad.
00:53:21Oh, yeah. But, you know, I learned that no porch is safe
00:53:23as long as there's raccoons and other critters roaming about.
00:53:25The raccoon sabotage pie?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:29Raccoons that wore the same shoes as Dotty.
00:53:31Hmm. There goes the raccoon theory.
00:53:33Well, I can't say for sure whether or not
00:53:35she was holding a raccoon, but...
00:53:37But you made it.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:41You made it.
00:53:43I wasn't sure if you'd actually show up.
00:53:45Oh, no.
00:53:47I'm not going anywhere, Dotty.
00:53:49In fact, I'm surprised that you're here.
00:53:51I mean, did you get enough rest last night
00:53:53with all the sleepwalking you were doing?
00:53:55I'm not sure what you're insinuating.
00:53:57I got my usual
00:53:59eight solid hours.
00:54:01Hmm. Well, I didn't get a wink.
00:54:03You know, I thought I'd give Birdie's Pie
00:54:05just one more try.
00:54:07It seems every time I make that pie,
00:54:09it just gets better and better.
00:54:11Good luck.
00:54:13You'll need it.
00:54:17Have you ever noticed?
00:54:19She grows the same exact flowers
00:54:21that Birdie used to.
00:54:23She uses the same pie plates,
00:54:25the same edge on the crust,
00:54:27and she fights dirty, too.
00:54:29Oh, yeah? So what are you thinking?
00:54:31I don't know. It's almost like
00:54:33she copies Birdie or something.
00:54:35Yeah, I'm probably reading too much into it.
00:54:37Let's just
00:54:39get this over with, shall we?
00:54:41That is not the attitude of a blue-ribbon champion.
00:54:43Listen, there's five categories.
00:54:45Okay? You've practiced them.
00:54:47You sweat and teared your way through this.
00:54:49You are ready.
00:54:51In my eyes,
00:54:53you're already a winner.
00:54:57I never
00:54:59really had anybody believe in me like this.
00:55:01I mean, Birdie,
00:55:03it's just
00:55:05nice to have somebody check in on you
00:55:07and see if you're okay.
00:55:09Are you okay?
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:13Well, let's do this.
00:55:15All right, let's show them what a little style
00:55:17and heart can do.
00:55:19Come on, team. Let's go. Come on.
00:55:21Jillian, let's go.
00:55:23Let's go.
00:55:33Ha, ha, ha.
00:55:43Oh, here come the judges.
00:55:45Yes.
00:55:47Hello.
00:55:49Oh, it's so good
00:55:51to see you, Bart. You having a nice day?
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:55So nice to see you. Hello.
00:55:57And who's your friend here?
00:55:59This is June Walter, Birdie's niece.
00:56:01You're Birdie's niece.
00:56:03Oh, my goodness, you look just like her.
00:56:05She's gonna make Birdie very proud today.
00:56:07We'll see,
00:56:09won't we?
00:56:13Who's that?
00:56:15I don't know.
00:56:23This hen crate isn't regulation.
00:56:25Well, I, you know, I just thought
00:56:27I'd add a bit of color and pizzazz
00:56:29to those boring old crates.
00:56:31I designed
00:56:33those regulation
00:56:35cages.
00:56:37Oh.
00:56:39Right, yeah. Uh, well, they're
00:56:41very sturdy.
00:56:43Very, very sturdy.
00:56:45Maybe I'll give mine a second look.
00:56:49What's that?
00:56:51I'm sure it's fine.
00:56:59Container method?
00:57:01Yes, ma'am.
00:57:03Just like you taught me.
00:57:07Good job.
00:57:09Thanks.
00:57:19Oh, no.
00:57:21Was that a
00:57:23you totally nailed it snort
00:57:25or was that a you absolutely blew it snort?
00:57:27It was a snort that shall not
00:57:29be named. A secret snort.
00:57:31A snort of our own
00:57:33creation.
00:57:39And you have pies
00:57:41for me, too.
00:57:43No one could ever touch Birdie and Dotty when it comes
00:57:45to pies, you know? Never.
00:57:47So, good luck to you.
00:57:49Well, thank you.
00:57:51I think.
00:57:53But the pies are
00:57:55100% Birdie. Just Birdie,
00:57:57Birdie, Birdie.
00:57:59I don't know why I said Birdie three times like that.
00:58:01That was strange.
00:58:03I'm just really nervous.
00:58:05She was a really good friend.
00:58:07I'm sorry for your loss.
00:58:09For you.
00:58:13Shall we?
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:45Sliced. Overall
00:58:47appearance.
00:58:55The fork goes on
00:58:57the plate here.
00:59:25Hmm.
00:59:33Possible improper cluing.
00:59:35I'll have to dock a mark.
00:59:41Next.
00:59:49Sorry.
00:59:55Thanks.
01:00:05You know what?
01:00:07Birdie would be so proud that
01:00:09you're even trying to compete in her name.
01:00:11Please don't be hard on yourself.
01:00:13Seriously.
01:00:15Put it in perspective.
01:00:17Perspective. There's no
01:00:19perspective in pie baking, pal.
01:00:21All pies are
01:00:23particular and pleasant.
01:00:25Perfection, not mistake.
01:00:29You gotta laugh.
01:00:31Oh, yeah.
01:00:33Judging of the best in show
01:00:35livestock category will begin soon.
01:00:37Please take your seats, folks.
01:00:39Judging will begin shortly.
01:00:41Here we go.
01:00:43First up,
01:00:45flower arranging.
01:00:47Who has grown the finest blooms
01:00:49this year?
01:00:51Dottie Carwright takes
01:00:53first prize. Way to go, Dottie.
01:00:55You've got the awesome blossoms,
01:00:57the petals with the metal.
01:00:59Let's hear it for Dottie, folks.
01:01:03Ivy Wilson is in second place
01:01:05and Andrew Bowman in third.
01:01:07Rude Veggies
01:01:09are up next.
01:01:13Bart Hudson is our winner.
01:01:15Going for Birdie Barrel as he does
01:01:17every year. Way to go, Bart.
01:01:23Congratulations.
01:01:25You really deserve to win that.
01:01:27Thanks. You do.
01:01:29Up next,
01:01:31feathery friends, the best in flock.
01:01:33Heads up.
01:01:35It's Dottie again. Miss Carwright.
01:01:37Well done.
01:01:39Congratulations. It's yours.
01:01:41This is a nightmare.
01:01:43She's winning everything.
01:01:45She is misery personified.
01:01:47Next up,
01:01:49apple pie.
01:01:51Take it away, pie expert,
01:01:53Wendy Whittaker.
01:01:55This year,
01:01:57we have the perfect apple pie.
01:01:59Flaky, pastry,
01:02:01beautifully spiced.
01:02:03I could happily eat this apple pie
01:02:05every Thanksgiving for the rest
01:02:07of my life.
01:02:09Congratulations,
01:02:11June Woltshire.
01:02:17Yes!
01:02:19It was the best I've ever eaten.
01:02:23I thought she said
01:02:25the pie was too warm.
01:02:27I guess Wendy likes her pie a little warm.
01:02:29We have saved
01:02:31the best event for last, folks.
01:02:33Best in show, livestock.
01:02:35Bring your goats, your pigs,
01:02:37and your lambs.
01:02:39One cutie will rule them all.
01:02:41Jillian.
01:02:43Jillian.
01:02:45Jillian.
01:02:47Jillian.
01:02:49The judges don't even need to deliberate.
01:02:51First prize goes to
01:02:53Jillian.
01:02:55Jillian with pigs.
01:02:57And that's pretty farms again, folks.
01:02:59June Woltshire is the farmer
01:03:01of record here, which means
01:03:03she'll be named best overall in fair.
01:03:05Give her a hand, folks!
01:03:06♪
01:03:12Ay, ay, ay! Number four for a record!
01:03:14I don't even know what that means.
01:03:16It means get it.
01:03:17No, we did it.
01:03:18Jillian!
01:03:20Jillian!
01:03:21Let's get pictures, baby!
01:03:23Look what we did!
01:03:24Oh, I know!
01:03:25Uh, ready?
01:03:26Big winners.
01:03:27That's very good.
01:03:28Smile!
01:03:30Perfect.
01:03:31♪
01:03:38♪
01:03:45Ahem.
01:03:46Oh.
01:03:47Hey, I might need some help unloading.
01:03:49Yeah, just a second.
01:03:50Uh, hello?
01:03:51Uh, is this, uh, June Walsher?
01:03:54Yes, this is she.
01:03:55Uh, this is Larry Alpen of Alpen Farm Equipment.
01:03:58Oh, hi, Larry.
01:04:00How can I help you?
01:04:01Is there an invoice that we owe or something?
01:04:04No, no, no.
01:04:05It's nothing like that.
01:04:07My daughter sent me a social media post
01:04:11with you and your pig, Jillian.
01:04:13Wow.
01:04:14That was quick.
01:04:15We'd like to discuss a sponsorship deal
01:04:17with your prized pig.
01:04:20Are you serious?
01:04:21Very.
01:04:22Our board of directors have been on me for years
01:04:25to get some kind of lizard or duck
01:04:28to be our mascot for advertising, you know?
01:04:30So when I saw your cute little pig,
01:04:33I thought, hey now, that's an animal I can get behind.
01:04:36Well, that's, that's amazing.
01:04:39Would you be interested in something like that?
01:04:41It'd be quite lucrative.
01:04:42We're a national brand.
01:04:43Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:04:45Um, please, send me a contract.
01:04:47I'll take a look at it.
01:04:48Okay, okay.
01:04:50Uh, a question for you.
01:04:52Are you June Walsher of the Big Walsher Hotel Crash?
01:04:57Yeah, that's me.
01:04:59That must have been quite an ordeal for you.
01:05:02Well, it has, it's been quite a life change.
01:05:05Know that about that.
01:05:07Well, I hope Elkin Farm Equipment
01:05:09can play some small role in helping you get back on track.
01:05:14That's very kind of you.
01:05:16All right, then.
01:05:17My assistant will be in touch.
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:21What?
01:05:30Hello?
01:05:32Michael?
01:05:33June, what a coincidence.
01:05:35I was just asking my staff to track you down.
01:05:37I have news.
01:05:39Do I want to hear it?
01:05:41We found a portfolio of old stocks from the 1980s,
01:05:44and, um, well, let's just say your grandpa
01:05:47sure knew how to pick them.
01:05:49He bought into Apple at $22 a share.
01:05:53Wait, I didn't hear you.
01:05:55What, picking apples?
01:05:56What?
01:05:57No, forget the apples.
01:05:58You're back in the saddle.
01:06:00I mean, I needed apples for the pie thing,
01:06:03but not so much...
01:06:04Wait.
01:06:06Back in the saddle.
01:06:07How big is this saddle?
01:06:09Enough for me to send your private jet to come and get you.
01:06:13The jet?
01:06:15Are you messing with me?
01:06:16Scout's honor.
01:06:18You were never a scout, Michael.
01:06:20Okay, you caught me.
01:06:22Anyway, you're going to be back on top, kid.
01:06:25I just wired you a little pocket money.
01:06:28Oh, uh, okay.
01:06:31Great.
01:06:33June, that was a joke.
01:06:35It's a lot of pocket money.
01:06:37Money for very big pockets.
01:06:39Many, many pockets.
01:06:41That, uh, great.
01:06:43I actually was calling because I wanted you to
01:06:45take a look at a contract for me.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:49Yeah?
01:06:50Yeah, so you'll never believe this.
01:06:52I competed in a fall festival with my Aunt Bertie's prize pig,
01:06:56and we won.
01:06:58So now there's a farm equipment company
01:07:00that wants to hire Jillian as their mascot.
01:07:03A pig as a mascot?
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06June, you heard what I said, right?
01:07:08The fortune, it's coming back.
01:07:10Yeah, yeah, I heard it.
01:07:18Whoa.
01:07:20That's, that is not pocket change.
01:07:23That is, that's life-changing back change.
01:07:33Bart.
01:07:35Bart.
01:07:37I, I know you took off because I was on the phone,
01:07:39but I really need to talk to you about something.
01:07:41What is it?
01:07:44Bart.
01:07:46I, I know you took off because I was on the phone,
01:07:48but you are not going to believe this.
01:07:50Hey, viral girl.
01:07:52You say it like it's a bad thing.
01:07:54Isn't it?
01:07:55No, no, it's amazing.
01:07:57Jillian, Jillian.
01:07:59She is queen of the pig.
01:08:01Yes, and I want to go celebrate.
01:08:03All right, I'll let Nina know.
01:08:05Oh, um, actually I was thinking maybe, um,
01:08:08maybe just the two of us?
01:08:10Oh, yeah.
01:08:12I mean, yeah, we can eat here.
01:08:14Go into town, get some ice cream.
01:08:16Maybe we'll run into Dottie and, uh,
01:08:18we can gloat a little bit.
01:08:20Well, actually, uh, I was thinking maybe
01:08:22something a little fancier.
01:08:24Like the pub?
01:08:27Do you, do you own a suit?
01:08:29Yes, I own a suit.
01:08:31In fact, I own several suits.
01:08:33Imagine that.
01:08:34Well, why don't you put one of them on
01:08:36and, uh, be at my place at six tonight?
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:40Short walk.
01:08:41I'll see you tonight.
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:45I will put a suit on for you.
01:08:47♪♪♪♪
01:08:57♪♪♪♪
01:09:10Wow.
01:09:13Wow yourself.
01:09:15You look stunning.
01:09:16Oh, this whole thing?
01:09:18It's very last season.
01:09:20Could have fooled me.
01:09:23Well, will you join me?
01:09:26♪♪♪♪
01:09:39Must be some prize money this year
01:09:41for you to take care of all this.
01:09:43You don't know half of it.
01:09:45So this is how you used to roll?
01:09:48With a car and a driver?
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:52Always.
01:09:53Even to get groceries?
01:09:55Well...
01:09:56Right.
01:09:57The staff, yes.
01:09:59You didn't get groceries.
01:10:03You look really nice in that suit.
01:10:10Okay.
01:10:11I'm loving the mystery here,
01:10:13but you gotta tell me.
01:10:15Where are we going?
01:10:21Is that a helicopter?
01:10:23Surprise!
01:10:25♪♪♪♪♪
01:10:43So you went from living in your car
01:10:45to renting out every seat in this theater?
01:10:48Shh.
01:10:49This is the good part.
01:10:51Joan, there's no one here to shush.
01:10:54And...
01:10:56I have a thing or two I'd like to say.
01:10:59♪♪♪♪♪
01:11:04I never expected someone like you
01:11:07to walk into my life.
01:11:09Well, I never expected to find a handsome farmer.
01:11:16Are you falling for me?
01:11:20Where is that champagne I ordered?
01:11:22Wait, champagne, too?
01:11:24Well, you got to show me your world,
01:11:27and I'm gonna show you mine.
01:11:29Okay.
01:11:30But I don't want you to have to mortgage Birdie's farm
01:11:33just because you're paying for all this.
01:11:36I won't.
01:11:37It's all gonna be fine now.
01:11:39What do you mean, it's all fine now?
01:11:42Well, Jillian and I
01:11:43got an incredibly lucrative advertising contract.
01:11:48Are you kidding?
01:11:51Wow, that was fast.
01:11:53That's...
01:11:54So that's what we're celebrating.
01:11:56Well, yes, that.
01:11:58And my business manager called.
01:12:03I'm not broke anymore.
01:12:05Turns out my grandfather was just as much of a genius
01:12:09at building a stock portfolio
01:12:10as he was at building a hotel empire.
01:12:13So it looks like I'm gonna be back in PJs in no time.
01:12:18Pajamas?
01:12:20Private jets.
01:12:23Right, oh.
01:12:25Uh, wow, that's, uh, that's amazing.
01:12:29You must be, uh, thrilled.
01:12:32You don't seem very happy about it.
01:12:35No, no, I'm, uh, I'm...
01:12:37I'm happy for you.
01:12:40Congratulations.
01:12:42Well, maybe this next part will cheer you up a bit.
01:12:48Okay.
01:12:50Look, Bart.
01:12:53Getting to know you has been one of the biggest joys of my life.
01:12:59I really like you.
01:13:03I...
01:13:04I think I'm falling for you.
01:13:08And so what I wanted to ask is...
01:13:13Do you want to leave and come travel the world with me?
01:13:24What's wrong?
01:13:27I should have seen this coming.
01:13:32I am getting the sense there's not gonna be
01:13:34a resounding yes at the end of this.
01:13:36June, I can't just go traveling the world with you.
01:13:41Yeah, yeah, you can, Bart.
01:13:42That's what I'm trying to tell you.
01:13:44I can afford to take us all over the world, all right?
01:13:46You and I, we can travel, we can do everything together.
01:13:49June, you don't get it.
01:13:51I don't want to travel the world.
01:13:53I want to stay in Greenville.
01:13:56And I was hoping that you wanted to stay there with me.
01:14:02I see.
01:14:06Well, this is gonna make for a rather awkward trip back to Greenville, won't it?
01:14:15Yeah, I guess we should go.
01:14:18Yeah, I guess we should.
01:14:35I love you.
01:15:06Oh, hey, Jillian.
01:15:10Well, it's time for our last supper here.
01:15:15There you go.
01:15:24Do you hate goodbyes?
01:15:27Because I hate goodbyes.
01:15:31But here we are.
01:15:36You know, you were the best roommate ever.
01:15:38Best pig of any pig that any farm has ever had.
01:15:43You know that.
01:15:47Don't worry, you'll still get your celebrity deal.
01:15:50I'll make sure of it.
01:15:53But you don't need me.
01:15:55I've got Bart here to take care of you.
01:15:58But you don't need me.
01:16:00I've got Bart here to take care of you, right?
01:16:04I agree. I agree. Bart is pretty amazing.
01:16:09That's why I'm gonna deed him the farm so that he can make sure I look after all of you.
01:16:19I'm gonna miss this so much.
01:16:23I'm gonna miss you.
01:16:28I'm gonna miss the feeling of a real home.
01:16:35All right, Jillian.
01:16:38You be a good little piggy, okay?
01:16:54Tyler!
01:16:57Oh, there you are.
01:16:59Hi!
01:17:02How are you?
01:17:04Oh, doing fabulous.
01:17:06Doing a lot of late nights at celebrity parties.
01:17:08But stepping right back into my designer shoes and getting back in there.
01:17:11Anyway, enough about me. Let's get you out there.
01:17:14You could always go back to the Riviera, you know.
01:17:16But definitely on the Italian side because Canada is so yesterday.
01:17:20Unless, how do you feel about Fashion Week?
01:17:23You know, June, the designers weren't gonna give you tickets because of, well, you know, because of the blip and all that.
01:17:29But I told them that you were back and they said that if you wanted to purchase a table for $250,000,
01:17:36they wouldn't have a problem with you bringing your nearest and dearest, which I'm sure, of course, includes me.
01:17:42Are you still listening?
01:17:46Are you still listening?
01:17:48Earth to June.
01:17:49Sweetie, I think you might have some mud kicking your ears because you're not hearing me.
01:17:55No, I, I heard you. I just don't want to go to Fashion Week.
01:18:02Oh, well, that's disappointing.
01:18:06But, oh wait, I'm over it.
01:18:10So, Italy then?
01:18:12No.
01:18:14Straight to the start?
01:18:16No, you know, I, I think Greenville is my new thing.
01:18:21Excuse me? Greenville?
01:18:25What, is that some kind of new club in the city or something?
01:18:30No, actually, it's, it's where my family is.
01:18:36Oh, so we're not getting on the private jet then?
01:18:42No, no.
01:18:44Oh, I'm so confused. What is, what, where are you going?
01:18:48Bye.
01:18:50No, but, June? June?
01:18:54June?
01:19:10Hello? Hey Bart? Nina?
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:34Are you partying in my house? Respect.
01:19:38You came.
01:19:40Bring it in.
01:19:42Oh, I thought you were going to miss your own surprise party.
01:19:46Wait, my surprise party?
01:19:48Yeah. Well, you've been on your own for so long,
01:19:51I wanted to show you that you still have family.
01:19:55Right here. Surprise!
01:19:59Who are all these people?
01:20:01Well, I did a little bit of research, you know,
01:20:03and some of these people you're related to way down the line.
01:20:07But, they're all part of Bertie's family tree.
01:20:11Your family tree.
01:20:18Oh, here's a cousin. Distant.
01:20:21Hi.
01:20:22On your grandfather's side.
01:20:23Hey, hi.
01:20:24And a second cousin.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:26He actually lives in the next town over.
01:20:28Let's give her some space.
01:20:30Um, and, here's another cousin.
01:20:35Bertie's first cousin.
01:20:41Wait, we're related?
01:20:44Yep. Bertie and I were cousins.
01:20:48I'm afraid you can't argue with DNA.
01:20:52Wow.
01:20:54She was proud of you, you know.
01:20:57And she wished she could have spent more time with you,
01:21:00but after your parents died,
01:21:05the grief kept her away.
01:21:09It shouldn't have, but it did.
01:21:14I understand that.
01:21:17Wow, I guess it does make a little sense that we're related, though.
01:21:21Seems we all got the competitive gene.
01:21:25The pie gene, too.
01:21:27Much as I hate to admit it,
01:21:30you have a touch for pastry, June.
01:21:34Bertie and I got it from our grandmother.
01:21:37Oh, that would have been my great-grandmother, right?
01:21:41You look just like her.
01:21:43Oh.
01:21:45Wait a minute.
01:21:47Does this mean we have to be nice to each other now?
01:21:54All's fair in family and pies, Junie.
01:22:02Um, hey.
01:22:04If you'll excuse me.
01:22:11That is actually very true.
01:22:17I just, I can't believe you all did this for me.
01:22:20You have a whole lot of cousins.
01:22:23Yeah, yeah, I really do.
01:22:25Yeah.
01:22:27You wouldn't happen to be one of my cousins, would you?
01:22:30Not even close.
01:22:32We're from Poughkeepsie, so...
01:22:34Oh. That's good.
01:22:36Because, uh...
01:22:39I love you.
01:22:42I love you, too.
01:22:51So does this mean you're staying?
01:22:55There's nowhere else that's more important to me now.
01:22:58Here.
01:23:00Home.
01:23:02With you.
01:23:04Jillian's gonna be really happy to hear that.
01:23:07Just Jillian?
01:23:09Well, a handyman, too.
01:23:37You