酒のツマミになる話 2024年9月6日
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00:00When I get married and have kids, I'm no longer a woman.
00:08Even if you could move to Mudokon for a whole day, what would you want to do?
00:12We could both draw pictures.
00:14Draw pictures?
00:15Draw pictures?
00:16During childhood we dated and we were only a couple.
00:20I hope we meet our grandparents.
00:22Grandparents?
00:23Please!
00:25Seriously, stop this!
00:27Who does Kouki Mitani want to play in the drama?
00:32The story of becoming a drinker!
00:34The story of becoming a drinker.
00:39Thank you very much.
00:41It's amazing.
00:43I'm looking forward to it.
00:45It's been a long time since I've been here.
00:47That's right.
00:49It's been a long time, hasn't it?
00:51I always come here.
00:53He's talking about the story of becoming a drinker again.
00:57Kouki Mitani.
00:59It's amazing.
01:01I want to hear a lot of stories.
01:04Have you been drinking a lot?
01:06I rarely drink.
01:08I haven't been drinking with anyone since I was born.
01:15Today is the third time.
01:18Don't you have a party?
01:20I don't have a party.
01:22Let's have a party.
01:26Kouji Seto, please.
01:28Thank you very much.
01:30It's a story with Kouki Mitani.
01:34Do you come to the set?
01:36Of course, I come to the set when I'm directing.
01:39I know you don't like parties.
01:43I don't meet you there.
01:46I want to hear a lot of stories.
01:51I'm going to talk about Ninzaburo Furuhata.
01:57I know who the culprit is.
02:03Is that your first monologue?
02:06That's right.
02:08When Furuhata talks, he says,
02:10Yes, Ichiro.
02:12It's a special story.
02:14I'm talking about the story of Anko.
02:18I really want to hear it.
02:20If Furuhata did Ninzaburo now,
02:26who would be the culprit?
02:30I want to hear that.
02:32Sanma and Tsurube.
02:35I want to hear the story of the culprit as an entertainer.
02:41Thank you very much.
02:43The story of Mr. Daigo's Furuhata will explode tonight.
02:47We will show you a very valuable story and video.
02:51I really want to hear it.
02:52I don't meet many people.
02:54What should I do if I meet Tsuda?
02:56You can meet him.
02:57Who is he?
02:59Natsuna.
03:01I have two children.
03:04I'm raising them.
03:06I'm raising two-year-old and one-year-old.
03:09I think you all are married and have children.
03:13I want to hear it.
03:15If you get married and have children,
03:17you don't have time for your wife.
03:21As a woman,
03:23You don't have time for your wife.
03:25I don't have time for my wife.
03:27I don't have time for my wife.
03:29I'm holding back my work.
03:32I want to make time for my wife.
03:37You don't have time for your wife.
03:38That's right.
03:39Natsuna hasn't been able to spend time with her husband recently.
03:44Are you able to go on a date as a couple?
03:48If I were you,
03:50I would dress up, eat, and go to a bar.
03:57I want to sleep until the next day.
04:01That's ideal.
04:04You want to go on a date with your husband.
04:07I want to go on a date with my husband.
04:09But it's difficult.
04:11I make money on purpose.
04:14Do you have a good course?
04:16That's right.
04:18You're only thinking about that.
04:21Who are you looking at?
04:23You're amazing.
04:25I can't think of anything.
04:28I was surprised.
04:31I want to know what everyone is doing.
04:35Everyone is married.
04:37I have a child.
04:39I'm three years old.
04:41You have a child.
04:43I have a child.
04:45I go out with my wife.
04:48But I leave my wife alone.
04:51You leave your wife and child alone.
04:53That's good.
04:55I don't know what to do if I have a child.
05:01He has a three-year-old child.
05:04He doesn't want to go on a date as a couple.
05:07Why is that?
05:09If I go to a nice place at night,
05:12for example, to see the night view,
05:15I think my wife will say,
05:17I want to bring my child next time.
05:21In the end, I think about my child.
05:24No matter how far you go.
05:26As a husband,
05:30I want you to make time for me.
05:33I want my mom to be a girl.
05:35Just a little.
05:37Just a little.
05:39Everyone calls me mom too much.
05:42I'll call you by your name.
05:45I'll call you by your name.
05:48He's been married for 16 years.
05:50He still calls his wife by her name.
05:52He has two sons.
05:54What is the time for a couple?
05:56I'm older now.
05:58I'm 12 and 14 years old.
06:03You're older.
06:04I'm not there from 8 to 6.
06:07When I don't have work, I eat.
06:11I can't go out at night.
06:14There are some nice places at noon.
06:17Yes, there are.
06:18I go there.
06:19Do you want to eat something nice?
06:21No, I don't.
06:22You don't, do you?
06:23I don't want to bother you.
06:25As a woman?
06:26Yes.
06:27In that case,
06:28I want to go by bicycle with you as much as possible.
06:30You're a coward.
06:32I'm happy to hear that.
06:35You're a coward.
06:37I can't go by taxi.
06:39I can't go to a fancy restaurant.
06:42It's more fun to go to a fancy restaurant.
06:46I used to go to a fancy restaurant with you.
06:49You're a coward.
06:51I want to go to a restaurant that I've never been to.
06:54You're a coward.
06:55People around the country are laughing at you.
06:58But your wife is a coward.
07:01You're a coward.
07:03I don't watch this program.
07:07Do you watch it?
07:08I think bicycles are good.
07:12I'm 10 years old.
07:15My son is 10 years old.
07:17I'm a little embarrassed to go to a fancy restaurant with my wife.
07:23That's right.
07:24There's a phase like that.
07:26It's the same purpose as going somewhere by bicycle.
07:30But it's a little different.
07:33That's a little refreshing.
07:34It's not like holding hands.
07:36Side by side.
07:37Side by side.
07:40Your wife is an actress.
07:43That's right.
07:44But I don't think I have time for them.
07:48So you do that every day.
07:50You don't make a special day.
07:52I do something different on my wedding anniversary and birthday.
07:57Mr. Seto, who has a one-year-old child,
08:00What kind of date is he having with his wife, Mizuki Yamamoto?
08:06We went to the area where we were dating.
08:12We talked about where we were.
08:14It's a dating area.
08:15That's right.
08:16Don't come in.
08:19It's completely different.
08:21After the child goes to bed at 10 p.m.,
08:24We usually watch a movie or draw a picture together.
08:27Draw a picture?
08:29Are you lying?
08:31No, no, no.
08:34That's a lie.
08:35Our hobby is drawing.
08:37That's great.
08:39I can draw on my iPad at home because it's digital.
08:43Your wife also likes drawing, right?
08:46That's right.
08:47So we draw pictures together.
08:48That's great.
08:50That's how it is.
08:54By the way,
08:57I asked the newlyweds how much they were dating in a month.
09:02More than 60% of the couples said they couldn't do it at all.
09:06Mr. Natsuna, you don't seem to have much.
09:09Mr. Natsuna.
09:10I didn't expect you to come today.
09:13I didn't expect to see you.
09:15That's right.
09:16I don't like you very much.
09:19Why?
09:20Mr. Natsuna?
09:21Why?
09:22Mr. Mitani said he didn't like Mr. Natsuna very much.
09:27Did something happen between you two in the past?
09:30Actually, this is my third meeting with Mr. Mitani.
09:36The first time was Saturday Night Japan that Mr. Sanma used to do.
09:42Mr. Mitani was the ace there.
09:46He said it was very interesting.
09:51Can I be more specific?
09:52Yes, please.
09:56I'm not good at explaining.
09:57I wrote a book and did a skit.
10:01He said my skit was the most interesting.
10:08I was happy.
10:10Then, four years later.
10:12Four years later.
10:13He came to my house as a guest in the previous program, Hashigozake.
10:19I thought I could meet her again.
10:23I couldn't sleep the night before.
10:25I said nice to meet you with all my heart.
10:30That's a big shock.
10:31It was a big shock.
10:32He never appeared in my skit.
10:37But he said he would never appear in my skit again.
10:40Since then.
10:41Since then.
10:42I don't know what kind of face I should make to come here today.
10:47Show me your face.
10:48Here I go.
10:53I want to ask you this.
10:55If you could meet her again, who would you choose?
11:00What do you like about Furuhata?
11:06Actually, Daigo from Furuhata Ninja Blow Freak.
11:09He can't stop thinking about the question from Mr. Mitani.
11:14First of all, the system.
11:16He knows who the culprit is.
11:19He shows the trick from there.
11:23But there are some parts that he doesn't know.
11:28I see.
11:30He knows who the culprit is.
11:32But he thinks about it once.
11:34He knows who the culprit is.
11:35But he thinks about it once.
11:36So he is very curious.
11:38Also, the way he enters the room.
11:42The last line of the ending is wonderful.
11:46The way he decides.
11:47I like it.
11:48I like it a lot.
11:49You just said a good thing.
11:53The thing I was worried about the most was...
11:56At first, I was focusing on the conversation between the culprit and Furuhata.
12:03But it was not enough.
12:06I wanted to add something that the viewers didn't know.
12:11I see.
12:13By adding it gradually, the story became more interesting.
12:18I was able to point it out.
12:21I see.
12:22The good thing about the drama is that the food looks delicious.
12:25It looks delicious.
12:26The food on the train.
12:28No, no, the Subuta bento.
12:29The Subuta bento.
12:30It's delicious.
12:31It's delicious.
12:32The Subuta bento.
12:33The Subuta bento.
12:34The Subuta bento is so big.
12:36I wanted to eat the Subuta bento.
12:38I understood that he was a doctor by the way he tied the string of the Subuta bento.
12:43Oh, I see.
12:44That's amazing.
12:45Here is the scene.
12:50I'm the only one talking.
12:52I'm sorry.
12:53I'm just saying what I think.
12:56He was almost killed by cheating.
12:59I see.
13:00It's amazing.
13:01When I see a girl, I feel awkward.
13:05I'm serious.
13:07I've said something like this.
13:09I've said that I don't want to kill a girl I've been seeing for a long time because she's so awkward.
13:15Who are you talking about?
13:17Are you talking about cheating?
13:19I'm talking about cheating on TV.
13:22I see.
13:25It's a long time ago.
13:26It's a long time ago.
13:27It's a long time ago.
13:28Furuhata is a long time ago.
13:29It's been about 20 years since I got married.
13:32It's been many times.
13:33You made Furuhata's character from scratch, didn't you?
13:37Yes, I did.
13:38Furuhata's bicycle.
13:42Serene.
13:43Serene?
13:44Serene.
13:45How did you know that?
13:46Serene's bicycle.
13:47How did you know that?
13:48That gold...
13:49Serene.
13:50Serene.
13:51Did you make a character that the viewers don't know about?
13:55Tamura-san made 99% of that character.
14:01Did Tamura-san talk to you like that at first?
14:05I just wrote a book about Furuhata.
14:09So I didn't have a chance to talk to Tamura-san.
14:14But I met Tamura-san at the first meeting.
14:18When I tried to talk about Furuhata's image,
14:23he said it was okay.
14:26Tamura-san said he didn't need Tamura-san's explanation for Furuhata's character.
14:32What does that mean?
14:34For example, I thought about where Furuhata and his siblings lived.
14:41I thought it would be helpful to make a character.
14:44But he said he didn't need it.
14:48Furuhata only appears when an incident occurs and leaves when it's solved.
14:54I don't need to think about where Furuhata lives.
14:57Did Tamura-san tell you that?
14:59Yes, Tamura-san told me.
15:01When Tamura-san told you that,
15:05how did you react?
15:07Did you think,
15:08Oh, I got it?
15:10What?
15:12He's totally into it.
15:13He took off his shoes.
15:14He's totally into it.
15:15He took off his shoes.
15:16He took off his shoes.
15:17He took off his shoes.
15:18He took off his shoes.
15:20Did Tamura-san tell you that?
15:22He's totally into it.
15:24When Tamura-san told you that,
15:27how did you react?
15:29I got it.
15:31You don't need to know that.
15:33I don't need to know that.
15:34I don't need to know that.
15:35That's what I thought.
15:36That's what I thought.
15:37That's what I thought.
15:40You can go home now.
15:42The one who made this,
15:44should the actor think about it?
15:48Is it okay to do that?
15:51If you were an actor.
15:53He's doing it.
15:55He's doing it.
15:56He's doing it.
15:57He's doing it.
15:58He's doing it.
15:59He's doing it.
16:00He's doing it.
16:01He's doing it.
16:02How about you, Mr. Tamura?
16:04I think I'll do what Mr. Mitani told me to do.
16:10He's doing it.
16:11He's doing it.
16:12He's doing it.
16:14Mr. Seto has appeared in many of Mr. Kamakura's films.
16:19What is Mr. Mitani's crazy acting?
16:22What kind of crazy acting?
16:24I'll do what Mr. Tanaka Kunie-san did.
16:28That's not it.
16:30How did he do it?
16:32He was like,
16:34I'm so hot.
16:36He's never done that.
16:38He's never done it.
16:40Maybe I should try it.
16:41I want to be bold and go all in.
16:51That's Mr. Mitani.
16:55You can ask him if he wants to try doing it.
16:58What if you were in the role of the criminal?
16:59I would do it.
17:01Mr. Tsuda would...
17:03Please listen to it till the end.
17:05I thought you were really good at acting, so I've been paying attention to you for a long time, but I don't think you're the culprit of Furuhata.
17:19I don't think you're the culprit of Furuhata.
17:21I don't think you're the culprit of Furuhata.
17:22I don't think you're just good at something.
17:24I think it's better to be someone who doesn't have a lot of life experience.
17:31That's true.
17:33For example, Tanaka Kunie is not in the movie.
17:36Nishida Toshiki is also an actor I love, but he's not in the movie.
17:41He's not in the movie.
17:42Kusakari Masao is a good actor.
17:46Kaga Takeshi.
17:47He's in the middle of his life.
17:49He's like a fantasy.
17:52I don't think there's any fantasy.
17:54Is it real or not?
17:57Is it real or not?
17:58I see, so he's not the type of person who can see his wife and kids.
18:03He's got a life.
18:04But maybe...
18:05Something else?
18:06There's something else.
18:07If I were to...
18:09Director Mitani said that if he were to cast Tsuda-san,
18:13he would like to offer him this role.
18:18If I were to do a drama about Downtown's life,
18:22I would like to cast Hamada-san.
18:24Wow!
18:25Seriously, stop him!
18:28Mitani's high-class drama, Downtown.
18:30It doesn't matter which year it airs.
18:31I want to see that story first.
18:33I want to see it.
18:34I want to see Mitani's high-class drama, Downtown.
18:36What about Matsumoto-san?
18:37I haven't thought about it yet.
18:40So you've thought about making a story first?
18:44No, on the contrary, when I was watching Tsuda-san on TV,
18:48I thought it would be interesting to have this person play Hamada-san.
18:54That's amazing!
18:56That's amazing!
18:57Seriously, that's amazing!
18:59I met him for the first time today,
19:02but when I saw him in person, he was a bit different.
19:07That's great!
19:09Niyama-san, do you have a drama?
19:13I don't have a drama.
19:15I think you have one.
19:16I'm told that I have one.
19:19To be honest, I think I have one too.
19:22I think it's about time.
19:24Niyama-san, I met you for the first time today,
19:28but I've always thought that
19:30in Japanese dramas and movies,
19:33there aren't many people who can play Kanryo.
19:38There are quite a few.
19:39There aren't many.
19:40It's like Kanryo.
19:42Is it like Kanryo?
19:43Kanryo is a more profound...
19:46The one on the top.
19:47The one on the bottom.
19:48The Kanryo on the bottom.
19:49The Kanryo on the bottom.
19:50Like a politician's secretary.
19:53I'm happy just to hear that.
19:56But everyone wants to hear it, right?
19:58That's right.
19:59Let's leave Natsuma for last.
20:00Let's leave Natsuma for last.
20:02Everyone says that I'm bad at acting,
20:07but I think it really depends on the director.
20:11You were really bad at it!
20:13It was terrible.
20:14What kind of role do you want Mitani-san to play?
20:17I...
20:19Director Mitani has a clear image that
20:23if he were to cast Nobu-san in a drama,
20:25he would play this role.
20:28I saw you in something a long time ago.
20:31Were you in a sushi restaurant?
20:34In a sushi restaurant...
20:36You were in a sushi restaurant?
20:40There are various patterns in sushi restaurants, right?
20:42Yes.
20:43You were wearing a tie in a sushi restaurant.
20:45I had a bag.
20:47It was really good.
20:50I had a sense of cleanliness.
20:53You were wearing a tie in a sushi restaurant?
20:54Yes, a tie in a sushi restaurant.
20:56Senpai!
20:57You're really bad at it!
20:58I'm sorry, Senpai!
20:59I'm really sorry!
21:00You were wearing a tie in a sushi restaurant?
21:01Yes, a tie in a sushi restaurant!
21:02Kyubey!
21:05Senpai!
21:06Senpai!
21:07And Daigo-san.
21:08Daigo-san.
21:09It's not about the role,
21:11but I want you to play an old man.
21:13An old man?
21:14An old man?
21:15A young old man?
21:16Not young.
21:17An old man in his 40s?
21:19A really powerful old man.
21:21Yes, yes, yes.
21:23A home drama.
21:24That's good.
21:25That's good.
21:26A crying old man.
21:28You were wearing a tie in a sushi restaurant, too.
21:33It's our tradition.
21:35A tie in a sushi restaurant.
21:36I'm happy.
21:37I'm happy about everything except for the tie in a sushi restaurant.
21:39I don't care what people say.
21:41It's not even McDonald's.
21:43I don't know if it's possible or not, but let's hear it.
21:46Natsumi.
21:48You can do anything.
21:50You can do anything.
21:51What should I do?
21:53What should you do?
21:56Don't ask me.
21:58You don't have to think about it.
21:59I don't want to do this.
22:01Maybe you should do something like
22:03talking to yourself until the end.
22:06I'll do it.
22:08I'll do it.
22:09I'll do it.
22:12Miyama.
22:15I think you attend a wedding once in a while.
22:20When you are invited to a wedding...
22:24A wedding is...
22:25The first...
22:26The first bride.
22:27The bride's father.
22:28The father's kiss.
22:29Yes.
22:30Isn't it bad if you don't get invited?
22:31You're saying something amazing.
22:33Be honest.
22:35You're saying something amazing.
22:36I want you to invite me to a wedding.
22:38I want you to invite me to a wedding.
22:40Did you attend a wedding, Miyama?
22:42No, I didn't.
22:43I see.
22:44So I'm a little worried about the flow.
22:49Miyama doesn't want to be invited to a wedding.
22:52It's because he's too worried about what's going to happen at the wedding.
22:58Weddings are really just a formality.
23:01There's no surprise.
23:02It's all decided.
23:04It's a formality.
23:05It's a formality.
23:06You make a vow.
23:07You put on the ring.
23:08You kiss.
23:09You write something.
23:10When you make a vow, there's no possibility that you don't make a vow.
23:17Unless it's a drama.
23:19If there's a possibility that you don't make a vow,
23:21I think you'll be like,
23:22I made a vow!
23:24There's still a choice.
23:25I see.
23:26There's a possibility that you don't put on the ring.
23:31You put it on.
23:32You put it on.
23:33You don't put it on.
23:34You don't make a mistake.
23:38Every time I go to a wedding,
23:40I feel like I can sleep one more hour.
23:43That's amazing.
23:44You're so smart.
23:46When my wife and kids cry,
23:49I think,
23:50In a few years, I'll be like this.
23:53There's a lot of things.
23:55When I go to a wedding,
23:56I think,
23:57The church chair is hard.
23:59That's the angle.
24:00The first sound of the organ is pretty scary.
24:04It's like a devil.
24:06You're not focused at all.
24:08I'm not impressed.
24:09If you look for it, you'll enjoy it.
24:11But I understand.
24:12Why do I have to eat?
24:16After this, everyone's dissatisfaction with the wedding was lost.
24:20Furthermore,
24:21Does a cute-looking man lose money?
24:25At once, the satisfaction goes down.
24:29Yes.
24:30Next Week
24:33The official program X
24:35Or enter the keyword from the homepage
24:38Get the original song!
24:40Keyword announcement in the second half of the program
24:44I was embarrassed when I called Daigo.
24:49Nobu invited Daigo to the wedding.
24:52He said he was very embarrassed in front of his partner.
24:57It's hot when you call.
24:59It's getting hot.
25:01Daigo, please come.
25:03I'll never invite him.
25:04In fact, he's an all-Englishman.
25:08He's an all-Englishman.
25:10When it started, he was embarrassed.
25:12He was tense.
25:14I didn't know what he was saying.
25:16He said,
25:17I love you so much, so much, so much.
25:19I thought it was time to show my ring.
25:22I don't know.
25:24I did this.
25:25He said,
25:26I love you so much, so much, so much.
25:30It's so lame.
25:31Nobu is funny.
25:34He's cute.
25:35I'm embarrassed.
25:36My partner is looking at me like this.
25:38Do you get caught if you don't go?
25:40It's amazing.
25:41It's cheap.
25:42I don't want to go.
25:45I'll be caught.
25:47It's too cheap.
25:48I can't see the formalities.
25:52I only see the foreman.
25:55I don't know if he's there.
25:57I don't know if he's there.
25:58He's not here.
25:59I don't know.
26:00Is it okay to have a heroine?
26:03I don't know.
26:05I don't know.
26:07I don't know.
26:08I don't know what to eat.
26:12I don't know what to eat.
26:13I'm not hungry.
26:18You'll be invited a lot.
26:21I don't go.
26:23You don't go?
26:24It's almost noon.
26:26The heroine starts at 12 o'clock.
26:29It's not that late yet.
26:32It's like a terrine.
26:34It's almost the same.
26:35It's French food.
26:37In the end, they all eat bread without eating anything.
26:40They eat bread all the time.
26:41Is there such a thing?
26:43I think it's better to do it.
26:45I think it's better to do it.
26:49Seto-kun.
26:51It's hard to say.
26:53I think I'm losing.
26:55What?
26:57I think so.
26:58You're losing.
27:00It's hard to say.
27:02I think I'm losing.
27:05I don't think I'm giving a bad impression to people I meet for the first time.
27:20That's a good thing.
27:21Seto-san is the representative of cute men.
27:24He thinks he's losing because of that.
27:30So, when I see people I don't like, I sigh.
27:37Then, I don't think I'm giving a good impression to them.
27:41It's hard to say.
27:43It's hard to say.
27:45But, when I see people I don't like, I smile.
27:51You smile?
27:52Yes.
27:53I think that's a good thing.
27:56I think I'm losing.
27:58It's about the gap.
28:00Nobu-san is a different type, but I think he's kind.
28:05He's kind.
28:06He has a very kind image.
28:08Does that mean Seto-kun and I are similar?
28:10It's a little different.
28:12I have a good image.
28:14You have a very good image.
28:16I recently found him.
28:19What?
28:20So, I recommend him.
28:23Nobu-san, who has a kind image like Seto-san,
28:26is going to teach us how to create a special gap.
28:31I'm going to make my armpits hairy.
28:34Hairy wild.
28:37So, you can speak?
28:39Yes.
28:40How do you make it hairy?
28:42How do you make it hairy?
28:43You're originally hairy.
28:45I'm originally hairy.
28:46So, the gap.
28:48Wild.
28:49You don't have time to show your armpits.
28:51When do you show them?
28:52When I'm on a diet.
28:57When I'm on a diet, I show my armpits.
28:59When I'm on a diet, I show my armpits.
29:03You have a beautiful face.
29:05I don't want to listen to you.
29:08You have a big armpit.
29:10I think it's good to have a cute image.
29:17I think it's definitely a plus.
29:19I'm more of a plain person.
29:21You're a person.
29:22A person?
29:23You don't have many characteristics.
29:25A person?
29:26A person?
29:27It's like the first screen of Nintendo Switch.
29:30Who's the first one?
29:32You don't have anything.
29:34You don't have anything.
29:35You don't have anything.
29:36You don't have anything.
29:37Sayaka Niiyama-san has a plain face with no characteristics.
29:41As an entertainer, she's doing a lot of damage.
29:46As an entertainer, there are times when you have to say something cool in the theater.
29:53At that time, it's either ugly or cool.
30:02Einstein is amazing.
30:04He's scary and ugly.
30:06I think Noru-san is better than him.
30:10Daigo-san is mean and Tsuda-san is ugly.
30:15What are you doing?
30:17Tsuda-san is ugly, isn't he?
30:18Where is he?
30:20Where is he?
30:24I think it's easier to make people laugh if there's something that can be used for acting.
30:28He's not ugly.
30:29He's not acting. He's just shaking his head.
30:31He's not ugly.
30:33I'm not ugly.
30:34I'm more of a person who is said to be cute.
30:37Tsuda-san is cute.
30:39Tsuda-san is scared of juniors.
30:43I think seniors are cute.
30:46He's like this.
30:48His face is like this.
30:51He's like this.
30:53Imada-san, Tsudori-san, and Koyabu-san are kinder than him.
30:59They're like, I'm counting on you.
31:01I don't think so.
31:03He's a guy who's never been in a relationship.
31:05He's a guy who's never been in a relationship.
31:07He's a guy who's never been in a relationship.
31:08He's a guy who's never been in a relationship.
31:09He doesn't fit the talent rank.
31:12He doesn't fit the talent rank.
31:14He doesn't fit the talent rank.
31:16Daigo-san and Ueno-san say, I'm counting on you.
31:18I don't say, I'm counting on you.
31:21He's smiling.
31:23He's really smiling.
31:25Hamada-san is a guy who laughs a lot.
31:27He's a scary person.
31:29You might play Hamada-san's role.
31:31Maybe.
31:32Hamada-san's greeting is too smiling to be scary.
31:36It's too smiling to be scary.
31:38Everyone is surrounded by that.
31:40He's like, I'm counting on you.
31:42He's smiling.
31:44When he comes out of the washroom, he's like the sun in the picture book.
31:48The sun laughing.
31:50He's not scary.
31:52That's it.
31:54That's the sun in the picture book.
31:56You know that, right?
31:57He's taking care of me.
31:59He has the image of being scary, so he's not scary.
32:01I want him to relax.
32:04He's got a low talent rank.
32:07He's always bad-mouthing me.
32:09That's true.
32:10He's got a talent rank.
32:12That's amazing.
32:13That's interesting.
32:16Itari-san.
32:17My main job is a scriptwriter.
32:22Sometimes, I feel like I'm running out of breath.
32:26When that happens, I wonder how I can overcome it.
32:32When I talk about it to people, they get surprised.
32:38I'm the worst man in the world.
32:41After this, let's look at Koki Mitani's shocking escape from a slump.
32:45It's the best.
32:47It's funny.
32:52The escape method of a scriptwriter when he fell into a slump.
32:56It's a unique method that ordinary people can't understand.
33:01Before, I was locked up in a hotel.
33:06I stayed up all night writing in my room, but I couldn't come up with anything.
33:12There was nothing to shoot for the next week's drama.
33:16I was cornered.
33:17When I thought I couldn't do it anymore,
33:21there was a small gap between the bed and the wall.
33:29I got stuck in there.
33:32I couldn't get out.
33:35I couldn't get out.
33:38I wanted to chase the bad guy to the end.
33:44You wanted to chase the bad guy to the end.
33:46I was on a boat.
33:48When the boat turned over, I shouted for help.
33:54But I got stuck in the boat and couldn't get out.
33:58You drowned.
33:59I was told that if I sank to the bottom, I would be saved.
34:07That's what I imagined.
34:08That's because you were on a boat.
34:14How long did you stay in the gap?
34:19I got up in the morning.
34:22You didn't get out at all.
34:23I went to the hotel to take a bath.
34:29You can take a bath in a bubble bath.
34:33I went in the bath and pulled the line while being covered in bubbles.
34:40The water level gradually dropped.
34:44Only the bubbles that formed my body remained.
34:48At that time, I was the worst guy.
34:53You were the worst.
34:55You were the worst.
34:56I was covered in bubbles.
34:58It was so heavy.
35:00I didn't know that I had fallen so far.
35:02It was a unique feeling.
35:05It was the ultimate feeling.
35:10Do you have that feeling, too?
35:11I only had that feeling once in my life.
35:15I didn't know what it was.
35:18I didn't know if I was alive or not.
35:22When I heard the word, I felt it for a moment.
35:27As soon as I got on the boat, I realized that I was a woman.
35:31Nobu didn't know about Daigo's super-mysterious experience.
35:35What is it?
35:40Mr. Daigo experienced a mysterious feeling that can't be described in words.
35:49I was supposed to take a stool in front of a person.
35:53I was supposed to take a stool.
35:55But I couldn't take a stool.
36:00Because I was covered in water.
36:02You had to take off the sheet.
36:03At that time, I tried to take a stool by myself for the first time.
36:10You tried to take a stool by yourself?
36:12I took a stool by hand.
36:13You took a stool by hand.
36:15At that moment, I had a feeling that I had never experienced.
36:19When I took a stool by hand, I lost a few grams of weight.
36:30But when I took a stool by hand, I realized that I was a woman.
36:34I had a feeling that I had never changed my weight.
36:42I thought I was the same weight.
36:46I had a great feeling.
36:49Is this a dream before you die?
36:53I don't know why, but I saw Kouki behind me while listening to the theory of poop.
37:00Is this a dream before you die?
37:02What do you think about the story?
37:07The level of the story is too different from the script.
37:10At the time when he couldn't think of the story, what did he do?
37:18I slept before the live show at 3 a.m. and 4 p.m.
37:26At that time, I slept.
37:30I gave up.
37:31You are that kind of person, right?
37:33I gave up.
37:35I'm going to sleep.
37:36I'm going to sleep and I'm going to sleep.
37:38Tomorrow, someone who likes us is coming to see us.
37:44They're going to watch the live.
37:46They're our fans.
37:47I'm going to sleep.
37:50I have a story like that.
37:51I've slept.
37:53I'm going to sleep.
37:54I'm going to sleep.
37:55I might be able to sleep when I wake up.
37:58Hey!
37:59But I want to wait for our dream.
38:01You can't even think about it.
38:04I can't sleep at night.
38:06I had a dream, too.
38:08Really?
38:10I couldn't sleep at night.
38:12But when I woke up,
38:14I saw it in my dream.
38:16In your dream?
38:18Did you write it down?
38:20Yes, I did.
38:22Wow.
38:24You succeeded in your dream?
38:26Yes, I did.
38:28I was sleeping, but I wasn't sleeping.
38:30You were thinking.
38:32Have you ever thought about it?
38:36No, I haven't.
38:38I haven't.
38:40A new way of life?
38:42A man who succeeds without thinking?
38:44Stop it!
38:46And
38:48Director Mitani will play
38:50the role of Hamari Natsuna.
38:52Like this.
38:54To be continued.
38:56Next week.
39:00Three people will be given an original jockey.
39:02The keyword is
39:04a necktie sushi shop.
39:06For more information, please visit
39:08the official website.
39:10Tsuda, have you ever thought about it?
39:12No, I haven't.
39:14I haven't.
39:16I was surprised to hear everyone's story.
39:18Mr. Tsuda
39:20has been cornered
39:22by his own story.
39:24He has never been cornered.
39:26I've never thought about it.
39:28I've never thought about it.
39:30I'm so jealous.
39:32It's amazing.
39:34It's all thanks to you.
39:36Yusuke writes all the stories.
39:38Yusuke is fast at writing stories.
39:40He wrote all the stories
39:42more than a week ago.
39:44He just practices.
39:46Tsuda, when you host a show,
39:48do you talk about the opening story?
39:50Do you talk about the opening story?
39:52Do you talk about the opening story?
39:54If you don't get cornered,
39:56what do you do about it?
39:58I've never thought about it.
40:00That's amazing.
40:02I just call him Kanpei.
40:04I just call him Kanpei.
40:06I know him.
40:08I know him.
40:10I know him.
40:12I know him.
40:14I know him.
40:16I know him.
40:18He lives and works for people.
40:20Why doesn't he suit the talent rank?
40:22Why doesn't he suit the talent rank?
40:24Stop it!
40:26He's deep.
40:28I want him to greet people.
40:30I want him to greet people.
40:32I do.
40:34I'm excited.
40:36I'm excited.
40:38I'm excited.
40:40You're lying.
40:42You're lying.
40:44You're the worst.
40:46You're the worst.
40:48You're the worst.
40:50Stop it.
40:52Stop it.
40:54Please, Mitani-san.
40:56Please, Mitani-san.
40:58I've been thinking.
41:00I've been thinking.
41:02I've been thinking.
41:04I've been thinking.
41:06What was your favorite role?
41:08What was your favorite role?
41:12I was surprised to hear that there were children.
41:14It's like a monster parent.
41:16It was a bad boy.
41:18It was a bad boy.
41:20He's not a heroine.
41:22He's not a heroine.
41:24He's more like a necktie sushi.
41:26I remember that.
41:28A necktie sushi.
41:30It's too small.
41:32The Announcement Challenge.
41:34If Sato-san is an actor,
41:36he should be able to memorize the lines.
41:38He should be able to memorize the lines.
41:40He should be able to memorize the lines.
41:42If Sato-san is an actor,
41:44he should be able to memorize the lines.
41:46Please give us a perfect announcement.
41:50The latest work of Kouki Midani
41:52will be released on September 13th.
41:54It's a gorgeous cast.
41:56It's the best entertainment.
41:58It's a movie that makes you want to drink.
42:00It's a movie that makes you want to drink.
42:02It's a movie that makes you want to drink.
42:04Let's talk about Suomi.
42:06Please watch it.
42:08It was really tight.
42:10If it wasn't for that,
42:12I don't know what I came here for.
42:14Next week.
42:16Please invite me to a party.
42:18I dare to go to a party.
42:20What's that?
42:22Celebrities are lined up in the line of that store.
42:24Celebrities are lined up in the line of that store.
42:26I really like the rice ball of an old lady I don't know.
42:28If you change the way you eat,
42:30you can eat what you don't like.
42:32If you invite me,
42:34I'll eat what I don't like.
42:36If you invite me,
42:38we'll make a party.
42:48How do you two feel now?
42:52It was fun.
42:54It was interesting.
42:56It was great.
43:04You have a power to join us.
43:06The power is amazing.
43:08It's amazing.
43:09The ad-lib power.
43:11The reflexes.
43:12Tsuda-san was just a little noisy.
43:16But Mitani-san said he wanted to let Hamada-san do it.
43:21Since then, I've been seeing a little bit of Hamada-san.
43:25Yes, there is a little feeling.
43:27I can understand that somehow.
43:29Mitani-san, you said you didn't like drinking in large numbers.
43:33How was it?
43:35No, it's not that I don't like it.
43:38It's just that I haven't had much experience.
43:42If you call me, I'll be there at any time.
43:46Please come again.
43:48Thank you both.
43:50Thank you for your hard work.
43:52How was it today?
43:54It was really fun.
43:58I think I'll be in Mitani's work next time.
44:03Did Mitani-san give you a lot of likes?
44:07No, no, no.
44:08It's impossible for him to say that.
44:10But I'm really looking forward to it.
44:14Is there a role you're aiming for?
44:18Yes.
44:20It's a little bit of a prank, so I'd like to do a bad role.
44:26On the contrary, I'd like to do something like a killer.
44:30Did you do as you promised today?
44:35Yes, I did.
44:37I did it in the back.
44:40If Nobu-san was here, I wouldn't have anything to do.
44:43But it was really fun.
44:47Thank you for your hard work.
44:49Excuse me.
44:54Do you usually say that?
44:55No, I don't.
44:59No, no, no.
45:00He's cute.
45:02I thought I should help him.
45:08Take care.
45:14Take care.
45:16Thank you for your hard work.
45:17Thank you for your hard work.
45:20You said you were nervous.
45:21I was nervous.
45:22I was nervous, and I didn't drink much today.
45:25More than ever.
45:26More than ever.
45:28I remembered it.
45:29I remembered it.
45:30I thought about it.
45:31At the end, you kept thinking about your role.
45:35That's right.
45:37Monster Parents.
45:38I don't know what it means.
45:42But there are Monster Parents in that direction.
45:45If there is such a role, I would like to try it.
45:48Did you feel the Monster Parent element?
45:52Why?
45:53I don't know.
45:55Did you feel it?
45:56I felt it.
45:58I'm scared.
45:59But when I look at Mr. Mitani, I feel like I've seen everything.
46:04Even my backbone.
46:06Even my life.
46:08Next time, I'll play the role of Monster Parent.
46:12After that, I'll do it again.
46:14After that?
46:15After that?
46:16I wish I could do it in three years.
46:19I don't know.
46:20I'll see you in three years.
46:25See you in three years.
46:31How was it?
46:33Well, I was able to say what I had been accumulating for a long time.
46:44I feel refreshed.
46:48I learned a lot from Mr. Mitani.
46:52I'm not the generation of Furuhata.
46:56But I learned a lot from him.
47:01I think it was a very valuable meeting.
47:05You talked about becoming a bad person.
47:07Yes.
47:08I talked about becoming a bad person.
47:13I had a dream.
47:16When I woke up, I realized that I had a dream.
47:22Mr. Daigo also said that.
47:24I also had a dream.
47:29But it was just a dream.
47:33I thought that was a genius.
47:37I thought the real thing was different.
47:41It was a great story.
47:46The story of becoming a snack for alcohol.
47:55It's hot.
47:56It's good.
47:57It's hot.
47:59How was it last time?
48:01Aoi Kawajanbo.
48:04That's right.
48:05Mr. Kawajanbo came.
48:07I was drinking and admiring.
48:09It's good.
48:11I've never seen a person coming.
48:15It's the same as a car or a car.
48:17I'm riding a car.
48:19It's good to see a person riding a car.
48:23I was drinking and admiring.
48:25It was a very good experience.
48:28Mr. Kawajanbo.
48:30I won't bring it.
48:33It's August.
48:35I won't bring it.
48:36I won't bring it.
48:39It's August.
48:41I don't want to touch it.
48:45Have fun today.
48:51Cheers.
48:57The alcohol is still mild.
49:00Thank you very much.
49:02I'm used to eating this.
49:05It's good.
49:07Mr. Kotoge is here.
49:10Mr. Kotoge is from Fukuoka.
49:14I know that.
49:16I'd like to warn him not to come here.
49:19Today, Mr. Nobu and Mr. Nakajima are competing.
49:24Mr. Kotoge will also participate.
49:28Mr. Kotoge participates early.
49:31He has a loud voice and is quick to process.
49:33Mr. Kotoge is a modern person.
49:35I'll try to finish as soon as possible.
49:43Cheers.
49:51I don't think there will be a talk show.
49:56I agree.
49:58I don't think there will be a talk show.
50:05I've never been on a talk show.
50:09I really like Mr. Chidori.
50:17I don't want to be hated by him.
50:22I don't want people to think that I'm boring.
50:27I don't want people to think that I'm boring.
50:32Can you say something to the viewers?
50:36If I can finish this recording safely,
50:43I'll get 100 points.
50:45If you're watching this,
50:49I managed to finish the recording.
50:53I don't know what will happen next.
50:57I don't know if the viewers will enjoy it.
51:00I don't know if the viewers will enjoy it.
51:04I don't know.
51:06I'll do my best.
51:08The recording will start soon.
51:14I'm thirsty.
51:18You're a good drinker.
51:21I wanted to drink deliciously.
51:25I went to the sauna before I came here.
51:29I miss the beer after the sauna.
51:32This is the third talk show.
51:35This is the third talk show.
51:39Did you get used to the show?
51:41No, I didn't.
51:45I was surprised.
51:48I was surprised.
51:53I was surprised by my fans.
51:58I don't want to appear on a variety show.
52:05I haven't been on a variety show.
52:14So I'm worried.
52:18Thank you for today.
52:23I'll enjoy it.
52:30It looks delicious.
52:33What kind of alcohol do you drink today?
52:36This is lemon sour.
52:38I admire EXILE.
52:40LDH.
52:42I drink LDH.
52:44Is there anyone you are looking forward to meeting today?
52:49I'm looking forward to meeting this person.
52:51This is the first time I've met TANKO NAKAJIMA.
52:55Is that so?
52:57I'm very happy.
52:59I've never worked with a female entertainer.
53:05She is a legend.
53:08I'm nervous.
53:10Are you nervous?
53:11I want to drink and pray.
53:19Thank you for today.