GTA Stories Ch 19: Badass Girl (GTA San Andreas
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00:00You
00:20Hey relax man, it's gonna get handled when it's time
00:23We already know who the fucking bad guys are man
00:27You're stinking grocery for the smoke and the strata pigs Ted Benny and in
00:33Pulaski smoke. He's a pusher man. No, no not smoke
00:38He might mess with crash, but he don't mess with no gay. Come on CJ. How you think he got that new house, huh?
00:45Just let that grow for life bullshit go and take a look around you
00:49Word on the street is twice a week smoke sends a car to San Fierro. The trunk comes back full of white
00:55Shit I
00:58Gotta keep my eye on the highway to San Fierro. Maybe I'll see some just just lay low and I'll be back
01:06I
01:22Was just about to call you
01:27No, no, if you just let me
01:32Look I'm in the middle of some shit, right?
01:37Hey
01:40Catalina baby, it's me Carl Johnson
01:46Hey, baby, I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot I
01:51Had a rough time baby, you know, maybe I was a little harsh, please forgive me. Come on, baby
01:58Open up the door shit
02:00Is she here
02:03See come on baby, don't be mad baby, please
02:09Please
02:27Baby without you there is no Carl Johnson
02:33Damn man shit
02:36Now, where's the stupid bitch?
02:39Here who's the bitch now? Hey Oh, baby, baby
02:45I'm so sorry, baby. What was that? You saw right?
02:48Please forgive me, baby
02:51Just just don't fucking shoot me, please
02:55You think you sorry, huh? How do you want to prove you're sorry?
03:01Come on now, baby. Come on. I'm gonna play with you. So rough, baby. Keep talking. Yeah
03:07Yeah, and I'll take you to rob banks and shit, oh and you know, I'll let you kill anyone you want to kill
03:15I'm a treat you right baby
03:17Shit, just come on. Just please don't show
03:22I
03:24Think I love you
03:29Shit that that's great
03:31cool
03:33Yeah, fantastic
03:35Shit all that, uh, you want to go ride some shit, baby
03:44Hey what we got left
03:46I just stupid to forget already the bank in Palomino Creek the liquor store in Blueberry or the betting shop in Montgomery
03:53Okay, what it's time. We gonna do a real shit. No crazy psycho shit, baby
03:58I
04:01Feel like killing all the men I meet Oh, baby. Don't worry. I make an exception for some of the men in my life
04:12This place will be a walk in the park you mean like the last place who are these cowboy assholes
04:18Hang back a while. See what's what?
04:28I
04:58I
05:28We're strong women if you're passionate you say we're crazy if we're upset you say we're hysterical
05:34We sleep with men wish lots
05:37See you soon handsome. Next time we play really rough. Yeah, that's cool. We can also play for some real money
05:44I got some money to well, it's a long story, but I need some serious paper fans
05:49You come and see me again soon. We rob a real bank
05:58I
06:01Catalina it's called. Come on. Let's go. We got banks to rob baby. Come on. Let's go
06:08All right, come on let's go
06:13All right, I
06:28Look baby, I really need that paper. Oh my god. What in hell's name is that?
06:35Yes, you fucking prick
06:38This is a rack. I'm gonna torture your sorry ass, please
06:42No, you never write to me. You don't call you treat me like a fucking whore
06:48Like one of your horse, please. I ain't into that shit. I'm gonna fuck you up. Oh, baby, please
06:54No, please baby. No
06:58Oh
07:04How was it different I knew you would like it look baby, I thought we was gonna make some serious paper
07:10I'm starting to get really bored of you. I just need the money
07:17No, I didn't say that I
07:22See the way you look
07:25I am serious. I will kill you if you ever mess around. I will castrate you first, but I will make you eat that enough
07:32I need some fucking money
07:36Please sweetheart. I've gotten some real real deep shit. Okay, maybe today we hear it
07:47You want to rob a betting shop
07:50Yeah, you know man enough here Carl Satchel charges, what the hell did you get them?
08:02Open the back room door. I blow your fucking face off leave a panic button or I'll kill your children, too. I
08:12Want you to stupid bitch
08:15Stupid fucking bitch
08:17Now I kill you
08:19Oh
08:42Okay, I got it
08:47Whatever let's roll
08:49You
08:51Get in the fucking car
09:19The truck stop
09:35Get us back to the hideout
09:37Take me home, Carl!
09:38Okay, but we gotta talk about something.
09:39What?
09:40What do I have to say to you?
09:41You're a great girl and all, but you gotta calm down.
09:42I know some cold-blooded cats who wouldn't act like you.
09:43Carl, you get given a lioness and you want a pussycat?
09:44Well...
09:45No, I just want...
09:46Do not be rude like this!
09:47No.
09:48Can you not be rude like this?
09:49No, I just want...
09:50No, I just want...
09:51No, I just want...
09:52No, I just want...
09:53No, I just want...
09:54No, I just want...
09:55No, I just want...
09:56No, I just want...
09:57No, I just want...
09:58No, I just want...
09:59No, I just want...
10:00No, I just want...
10:01No, I just want...
10:03No, I just want...
10:04No, I just want...
10:05No, I just want...
10:06No, I just want...
10:07No, I just want...
10:16Just relax a little.
10:24You impressed me, Carl Johnson!
10:25Here's your cut, big man!
10:32Hey Cesar, what up?
10:41I got the lowdown on Smoke's Ye, where it is every Monday and Friday the cash leaves
10:45Los Santos for San Fierro, then every Wednesday and Saturday a courier takes the Ye back to
10:49Big Smoke.
10:50Okay, I'll keep an eye out for him, see if I can't spoil their little party.
10:54Alright man.
10:55Asshole!
10:56Damn!
10:57What do I do now?
10:58Do all the fucking same, eh?
10:59I see it on television, I read it in books, I hear it in music, do all the same.
11:00Fuck this, fuck that, well fuck you!
11:01Baby, I'm sorry.
11:02I gave to you, as a woman.
11:03No!
11:04No more!
11:05From now on, we get out of here!
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14:18Easy there.
14:19Give up!
14:20You're surrounded!
14:28Think you hard now, huh?
14:35Pick it up, Adelao, you retarded asshole!
14:38I got a headshot on you, tough guy!
14:41Keep going!
14:47Stop there!
14:55You two!
14:56I'll bury you!
14:57Who told you to stole me?
14:58Grab a bike and follow me!
15:00Do you think you can keep up with a real woman?
15:05What do you think you're doing?
15:17You slow bastard!
15:31Are you afraid of speed, girl?
15:39You're not getting away!
15:48Don't you lay back, you lazy slob!
15:55You really won't be detaining me?
15:59Take this phone out, you old man!
16:01How we do?
16:02Is that all you've got? Money?
16:04No, but I really need to pay for it!
16:06You big bone! You make my skin crawl!
16:08Well, I ain't crazy about you either!
16:10That's just it! How little you know!
16:13Don't talk! Let us enjoy the peace and quiet!
16:16Come on, Carl! Move it!
16:22There you go!
16:23Thanks!
16:24One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize
16:27she truly loved me and your heart will break in two
16:31but you are more like the spiny lizard than a man.
16:34Goodbye!
16:47Hey, Holmes! I've been busy!
16:49Cesar, what's up?
16:50I can smell Natchez Arcite from a mile off!
16:53Racing, my friend!
16:54Cars! Not beautiful cars, but fast, man! Fast!
16:57What are you talking about?
16:59Street racers from San Fierro!
17:00They meet out here to tear up the blacktop!
17:02No chota, no chota choppers!
17:04You wanna make some money?
17:05Does the Pope shit in the woods?
17:07Why you keep asking me that, Holmes?
17:09I told you, I don't know!
17:10Where the holiness does his business, is his business!
17:12Just get a fast car and meet me in Kendall, just south of Montgomery!
17:15See you, man!
17:29Man, where is this guy?
17:34Hey, I've been waiting forever, man!
17:36Where the hell you been?
17:37Sorry, Holmes! I had no idea when the race would be!
17:40Right! You just happened to show up five minutes after everybody else, huh?
17:44When the gasoline runs through your vein like the burning passion,
17:47you know when it's time to race!
17:49I think you're getting high on that country air, man!
17:52Damn, CJ, look!
17:54You haven't been to one of our meets before.
17:56Where you from, friend?
17:58I'm from Grove Street Families, Los Santos.
18:01What's happening?
18:02Relax! This isn't a parade, pal!
18:05But you know, you gotta be careful.
18:07Woodsy move!
18:09But my friends call me Woodsy. How you doing?
18:12CJ, Carl Johnson.
18:18Listen, out here we like to race for cash or pink slips.
18:21Race of choice.
18:23Get your car started. We're about to go.
18:25Good luck, Carl Johnson.
18:30There's something real strange about that dude, man.
18:33Be careful, CJ.
18:34For sure.
18:42CJ!
18:43CJ!
19:11I'm late, idiot!
19:20Race up, fool!
19:32Ah, you asshole! My shit!
19:41Oink!
19:45Oink!
19:48Oink!
19:50Oink!
20:06Oh yeah!
20:08You drive with style, Carl Johnson.
20:10And I never mind losing to a guy who's willing to push himself right to the edge.
20:14As for me, I'm a man who honors his bet.
20:19Well, you learned pretty fast with the police on your ass.
20:22Listen, it's best if we clear the hell out of here as soon as possible,
20:26because for some reason the local police don't appreciate our noble sport.
20:30Yeah, thanks for the advice.
20:32Okay, I gotta go.
20:35Uh, you know what?
20:37If you ever find yourself in San Fierro, give me a call.
20:41Maybe we can do a little business together.
20:43Hey, I might just do that.
20:47I guess that's our wake-up call.
20:49Nice meeting you.
21:05Damn, man, now what?
21:07Pig!
21:08What? What'd I do now?
21:10Oh, so this is where you've been, eh?
21:14This is how you repay my tenderness?
21:17You prefer the curves of some car to those of a real woman?
21:21Look, Catalina, you called it off, remember? Just business.
21:25What kind of a man are you?
21:27When I say just business, I mean that I love you!
21:30What the fuck?
21:31When I say I no interested no more, I mean that I love you!
21:34Why aren't you?
21:35And when I say that I miss you...
21:36Hey, that's awful.
21:37Wait, Catalina, wait!
21:38Leave my car alone.
21:40I did this for us, for me and you.
21:44It's too late.
21:46I don't love you no more.
21:48I love another, okay?
21:50What?
21:51Then what the fuck was this about?
21:53I cannot keep my passions hold up.
21:56They need a release.
21:58That was a good release.
22:00Like hitting a man with a frying pan while he sleeps.
22:04This, Carl?
22:06This is my new man.
22:08Are you jealous?
22:10Are you going to fight for me, eh?
22:13No, no, I can take rejection.
22:15You are jealous and a coward!
22:17Now let's race!
22:21Crazy bitch.
22:23Crazy bitch.
22:53Somebody's going to be mad at you for screwing up their ride.
23:23I'm sorry.
23:49Juke had the unfair advantage!
23:51Being a better driver ain't no unfair advantage.
23:54You think you're clever, but it is you who is missing the point.
23:58Not only was he racing, but he was satisfying me.
24:02Fully.
24:03What are you going to say about that?
24:07Hmm, the advantage of a stick shift, I guess.
24:11Yeah, whatever, anyway, man, what is it?
24:13Cash or pink slip?
24:15There you go!
24:17Goodbye, Mr. Johnson. I will not be missing you.
24:22Hey, wait a minute, bitch!
24:24What is this shit?
24:26They did to a garage in San Fierro.
24:28My lover needs his car so we can go to Liberty City.
24:31Liberty City?
24:36Yeah, whatever. Have a good time.
24:39I will.
24:41Fine.
24:42Okay.
24:44Go, I ain't going to miss you.
24:45Goodbye!
24:57What's that?
24:58Hey, Carl, dude, now I got the little mama you're after.
25:02But be careful, man. People are listening to us.
25:05I got a little green village up in the hills. Come and get it.
25:08Whoa, man, I don't know you, I don't know you.
25:10Prank caller, prank caller!
25:16Peace. I've got everything you need, lone traveler.
25:20It's in the mothership, back there.
25:23Thanks, man. Look, here go your paper.
25:27Ah, the karmic circle closes.
25:30All is as it should be.
25:33Back to the egg.
25:35Back to the egg.
25:37Back to the egg.
25:39Back to the egg.
25:41Back to the egg.
25:43Back to the egg.
25:52Damn, man, there must be two tons of that stuff back there.
26:01What the fuck's that noise?
26:03Hey, that sound like a chopper.
26:05Oh, man, narcs, you fucking rat.
26:10Dude, don't put that on me. You're the one dealing with tenpennies.
26:13What's all this?
26:15Calm, brother.
26:17Panic paves the way to bad karma.
26:21We gotta torch those fields.
26:23I only hope Kayak can forgive us.
26:31Asshole. Right-wing asshole.
26:34Oh, I don't feel too good.
26:36It's a glad shame, ain't it?
26:37No. I mean, I think I'm gonna black out.
26:39Right in the ocean and you will drown, brother.
26:41Carl, man, we'll take another ship and get our shit out of here.
26:45Go get it fired up. I'll finish burning and I'll follow you.
26:59We got a chopper on our tail. We'll never shake them now.
27:02Hold on. I got a little something back here I was saving for a rainy day.
27:07Holy motherfucker. Where'd you get that?
27:10Found it in the bale of tie sticks. Shame, really.
27:13Not gonna make it into a lamp.
27:20We've got a 10-9-4 inbound.
27:22Call us.
27:23That's accurate.
27:24Roger that.
27:36What you pull over for?
27:38You better drive. I haven't driven in 15 years.
27:41You was doing all right.
27:43Yeah. Then the fear hit me. Now I'm rolling a number to calm the waves.
27:47Hurry it up, man.
27:48Shit. I better call Caesar.
27:51Hey, Caesar. No time to talk, man.
27:53I'm on my way to San Fierro, okay?
27:55I'll meet you and Kendall at that garage I won at the races.
27:58Holler at y'all later.
28:06Jesus! We screwed! When'd you get this?
28:091967.
28:10How you get around if you don't drive?
28:12I have an astral goat called Herbie. She's faster than most. But gettin' old.
28:17Yeah, whatever, man. You talkin' shit.
28:26What's with all the aluminum foil, man?
28:28Protection from mind control, dude.
28:30Mind control?
28:31Induction of images, sound, or emotion using microwave radiation.
28:35Do you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?
28:39No.
28:40Twenty-three.
28:41Do you know how many religious relics are kept at the Pentagon?
28:43No, I don't.
28:45Twenty-three.
28:46You see a pattern emerging here, man?
28:48Man, I'm seeing patterns all over the place. Get that smoke out my face.
28:57There she is, brother. San Fierro. City of psychics.
29:02Man, I can't believe I ain't been here before.
29:04There ain't a better place to escape than that.
29:07Okay, Mr. San Fierro, where's the spot at?
29:10It's in Doherty, on the east side of Fierro, between Garcia and Easter Basin.
29:22Hey, you wanna hit on this?
29:24A little temple churros and a cocktail with some Napoli's Munga Munga.
29:28Put that thing out, man. I can't see.
29:31Pull out, brother. It's good shit.
29:33Put it out, motherfucker. I'm warning you.
29:35Whoa, chill the fuck out.
29:37Firstly, you are a real buzzkiller, amigo.
29:40And secondly, I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't.
29:44And thirdly, we're in this together, so be cool.
29:47Sorry, man. I just don't drive when I'm fake.
29:56This is the place.
29:58Whoa, Jesus, dude. Looks like you've been fed a bummer.
30:03Motherfucker!
30:05That mute asshole.
30:07That fucking snake without a tongue.
30:09Gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip.
30:11I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world.
30:14Holmes, take it easy. At least for a life.
30:18Carl, friend, fellow traveler, relax, man.
30:22You're really killing my fucking vibe here.
30:25You know, I don't know what you're talking about, man.
30:28Friend, fellow traveler, relax, man.
30:31You're really killing my fucking vibe here.
30:34Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up your vibe, old man.
30:37But I can't wait to get my hands on that mute and your bitch-ass cousin.
30:40My cousin? You're gonna ditch my familia?
30:46My bad, man.
30:48I'm just pissed for all of us.
30:50I mean, look, we in a strange place.
30:52We got shit to our name.
30:55I try to make something work, this garage, and it ain't even a garage.
30:58Then make it into a garage.
31:01Oh, that's a great idea, sis.
31:04Won't you shut up?
31:06You know what, Carl? You are a fucking idiot.
31:08Your whole life you wanted something for nothing.
31:10Now you've got something and you don't know what to do with it.
31:13We'll make it good enough.
31:15We'll help, right?
31:17We got your back, CJ.
31:19Come on, stop tripping, man. Both of you.
31:22Oh, man, the energy here is fantastic.
31:30Yeah, all right.
31:32But how am I gonna find some good mechanics to work up in here, man?
31:36I know a few guys.
31:38Come with me, friend.
31:40They're good people, I swear it.
31:43Ah, man, I'm about to ride with this fool again.
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