Aired (Septmber 6, 2024): Sino kina ‘Bugoy Carino,’ ‘Lebron James,’ at ‘Gerald Anderson’ ang tatanghaling best 'Kalokalike' sa araw na ito?
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00:00And here's the Madlang People, let's find out the Madlang People's challenge to contestant number 2
00:05from MCN Lassie, go!
00:09Yes, what is the Madlang People's challenge?
00:13Madlang People, Kaloka or Kalokalive!
00:16Let's go!
00:19Who? Who? Who?
00:20Let's sit here.
00:21Let's sit here.
00:22Ate, please stand up.
00:26Hi, what's your name, Ate?
00:27I'm Marian.
00:28Marian!
00:29That's right.
00:30Why Kalokalive?
00:31Judging from the skin tone, and then from her tattoos, and then from her mustache.
00:39Kalokalive.
00:40Kalokalive?
00:41Yes.
00:42Just skin tone?
00:43Lebron James?
00:44If I show you Negi, you'll say it's Lebron James.
00:48The one who's always late, right?
00:49Yes.
00:50Oh, what's that?
00:51Oh, the rice is falling.
00:52Sorry, sorry.
00:53No, it's not.
00:54Bubblegum.
00:57Who fell first?
00:58Who fell first?
00:59The rice.
01:00Why is the food wet?
01:01Candy mint.
01:02Candy mint.
01:03Candy mint.
01:04I thought it was rice, food, and dessert.
01:05You can actually eat here.
01:06There's only candy.
01:09She didn't say it.
01:10There.
01:11Ate, I was surprised.
01:12For you, Ate, it's really Kalokalive.
01:14Yes, Kalokalive.
01:15Question, question.
01:16What is it?
01:17Did she bring soup?
01:18No, it's not allowed.
01:19Oh, it's chocolate.
01:21Ate is a foodie.
01:23That's why, back to you guys.
01:26Now, let's listen to the comments of Your Sound's Familiar Season 2 Grand Winner.
01:31Hurray!
01:32Denise Laurel!
01:34Maginababy!
01:36Hello!
01:37I'm so happy to be here.
01:38Hi, I'm so happy to be here.
01:40But the GOAT, the greatest of all time.
01:42In fairness, Kalokalive, right?
01:44Yes!
01:47In fairness, she's really committed to her character.
01:49And we're so happy with your segment.
01:51We're all happy.
01:52But there's one more person who's good at basketball here.
01:55It's Rufam.
01:57You guys can play.
01:58Guys, I think I'll shoot first before dribbling.
02:03Oh, there's a penalty, right?
02:04What's it called?
02:05Traveling.
02:06Traveling.
02:07Yes, traveling.
02:08I don't know what it's called.
02:10What's it called?
02:12Dribble.
02:13Dribble.
02:14Manaakla?
02:16Shoot.
02:17You'll get us in trouble.
02:19Dribble.
02:21That's all.
02:22We're all happy with you.
02:23Congratulations.
02:25Thank you very much.
02:28Thank you so much to Jurado Denis Laurembang.
02:30Jurado, you can give your hat to Yannick.
02:33How do you say your last name?
02:35Embo.
02:36Embo.
02:37Yannick Embo.
02:41What is cut?
02:42Yes.
02:43Lebron James of Paranaque City.
02:45And we're ready to see his face.
02:48Here's the contestant number 3.
03:18What's up, Motown people?
03:22I'm Noram Barilla.
03:24I'm Geraldine of Pinpintan Bulacan Bulacan.
03:28You're Geraldine.
03:30I know you already.
03:31You're Geraldine Anderson of Bulacan Bulacan.
03:34You came back here yesterday.
03:36I saw you yesterday.
03:38I know you already, baby.
03:39Is Kim here?
03:41I just want to say hi to her.
03:43Hi, Kim.
03:45Hi, Kim.
03:46Hi, Kim.
03:59What's up?
04:03What's up?
04:05We can't blame the people if they switched to another channel.
04:08Shut up!
04:09Shut up!
04:11Why?
04:13Are you the one who fooled us?
04:14You're the one who fooled us.
04:15You're not, right?
04:17I'm the one who fooled you, not you.
04:20There's still TNT.
04:22It's me.
04:28Here's the contestant number 3, Noram Barilla,
04:30Geraldine Anderson of Bulacan Bulacan.
04:33Yes, and your show will be back.
04:35Right?
04:38We still have an interview.
04:40We'll see each other again when we do a commercial.
04:42We'll switch to another channel.
04:44He's Gerald Anderson now.
04:46And tomorrow, he'll be Aaron Villanueva.
04:50You came back here yesterday.
04:52No, I didn't.
04:53You didn't?
04:54Who is he?
04:56He's Gerald.
04:57Oh, he's Gerald.
04:58Billy came here yesterday.
04:59Yes, Gerald.
05:01Hold this.
05:03What's written on your hand?
05:04Nothing.
05:06Show me.
05:08Show me.
05:09Show me.
05:12Gerald Anderson.
05:13He's the one.
05:14He's proving himself.
05:16Gerald Anderson.
05:17What's written on your hand?
05:18How can you forget that?
05:21What's written on your hand?
05:22Your address?
05:23You might not be able to go home.
05:24That's my ID.
05:25ID?
05:27I'm looking for it.
05:28You might lose it.
05:29ID?
05:31You might get in trouble.
05:32I'll make you look like a notary public.
05:33So if someone asks,
05:34who are you?
05:35He'll just say that.
05:37Sometimes, he'll get confused.
05:38Why?
05:39He might say, Billy Crawford,
05:40but he's Gerald.
05:41I'm Gerald Anderson.
05:42Criminals are like that.
05:43They just look different.
05:46Gerald has been rescued many times
05:47by the typhoon.
05:49He's been rescued many times.
05:50He's been rescued, right?
05:52He's been able to help.
05:53But I hope you'll be able to save
05:54our show from what you're doing.
05:57Because I'm trying to open it.
05:59It's still silent.
06:02Look.
06:03Tomorrow, I'll check the ratings.
06:04At this time,
06:05the other one is higher.
06:08It moved.
06:09It came back.
06:10Don't forget,
06:11there's still TNT.
06:12I'll just ask.
06:13Why did you come back?
06:14Are you that stingy?
06:15No.
06:16You're already isolated yesterday.
06:17Why did you come back here?
06:19Who's that?
06:22He's just like that.
06:23He really looks like that.
06:24Boys.
06:25Boys.
06:26Didn't you notice?
06:27What?
06:28It looks like he won.
06:29Why?
06:30He already won 10K.
06:31Yes.
06:32He already won 2K.
06:335K yesterday.
06:345K today.
06:35Direct this to One Week.
06:36He's already a champion.
06:37Yes.
06:38He's already a champion.
06:39The staff's life is easy.
06:40Yes.
06:41Why?
06:42They just talk.
06:43Come back tomorrow.
06:44I'll look for you.
06:46It's the same.
06:47Profile.
06:48Yes.
06:49We'll just make you look good.
06:50You're so good.
06:51You're so good.
06:52He said,
06:53you're so stingy.
06:55But you look like Jerald.
06:56There's also Jerald.
06:57There's also Jerald.
06:58Yes.
07:00I don't know about you.
07:01I'll hurt you.
07:02Don't do that to me.
07:04How are you, Jerald?
07:06I'm okay.
07:07Okay.
07:08You're okay.
07:09Okay.
07:10Yes.
07:11It's nice to talk to him.
07:12You'll be excluding him from the chat group.
07:14Why?
07:15He'll be alone in the chat group.
07:16Yes.
07:17He'll be alone.
07:18He'll be included in the chat group.
07:19But he'll not be in the chat group
07:20because there's another chat group
07:21that he's not in.
07:23They'll just say that he's there.
07:25It's nice to talk to him.
07:27What are you up to these days, Jerald?
07:29To fool people.
07:32He's fooling us.
07:34He's up to a lot of things.
07:35What are you up to these days?
07:37What are you up to?
07:39The new TV series.
07:40What's the new TV series?
07:41What is it?
07:42The...
07:43Nobody.
07:45Nobody.
07:46Nobody.
07:47That's why I always tell my parents
07:48to make their kids watch it
07:49when they drop out of school.
07:53We'll know when they're grown up.
07:58Nobody.
08:00But you?
08:01No.
08:02It's different.
08:03It's different.
08:04What's your favorite movie these days?
08:07Nobody.
08:09It's because he's in a series.
08:11He's in a series.
08:13What?
08:14It's my fault.
08:15Did I ask you?
08:16I'm happy for you.
08:19It's my fault that I asked you.
08:21He's good at basketball.
08:23Where's Lebron?
08:24Where's Lebron?
08:25Lebron!
08:26Where's Lebron?
08:27Lebron!
08:28He's physically fit.
08:29I'll stop here.
08:31Lebron, come here.
08:32He's good at basketball.
08:33He's good at basketball, right?
08:34Admit it.
08:35This is what's making it hard for you.
08:36Correct.
08:39Wait.
08:40You look so mad.
08:42This is just a friendly game.
08:43Okay?
08:44Relax.
08:45So, our friend here,
08:46he's a very famous Filipino actor.
08:49At the same time,
08:50he plays basketball so well also.
08:53In the professional league in the Philippines.
08:55Yes.
08:56MBL.
08:57And he wants to
08:59challenge you.
09:00Yeah.
09:01One on one.
09:02He wants to play against you.
09:03One on one.
09:04Yeah.
09:05No.
09:06Four by four.
09:07I'll punch you.
09:08I'm gay.
09:09I'm gay.
09:10I'm not kidding.
09:12Sorry.
09:13You're a crush.
09:14Four by four.
09:15I'm gay.
09:16SUV?
09:18Four by four.
09:19Show me what you're looking for.
09:22Okay.
09:23So, you play together.
09:24Yeah.
09:25We'll see who wins.
09:26Okay?
09:27You're good.
09:28Yes.
09:29You're representing Star Magic.
09:30Yes.
09:32Do you have a message?
09:33Message first.
09:35You're just like this.
09:36Why?
09:37In English.
09:38In English.
09:39Little bit.
09:40Little bit.
09:42Do you have a message for Jerome?
09:43Little bit.
09:44Little bit.
09:45Nice one.
09:46Nice one.
09:47What's your message for Jerome?
09:48Message.
09:49Little bit.
09:50Little bit.
09:51Yes.
09:52And you'll be surprised.
09:53He has a high grade in school.
09:54Yes.
09:55Yes.
09:56He's an honor.
09:57What's your message?
09:58He's an honor.
09:59But when I talk to him,
10:00What about you, Lebron?
10:01What's your message?
10:02Just give your best, bro.
10:04Just give your best, bro.
10:06Who's the referee?
10:07Who's the referee?
10:08Referee.
10:09Referee.
10:10Odi.
10:11There's also Pito.
10:12To show your creativity.
10:13You know it.
10:14You have Pito.
10:15Odi.
10:16You're not making friends with SK.
10:17Referee.
10:18Use it.
10:19Use it.
10:20Jump ball.
10:21He's surprised.
10:22Jump ball first.
10:23Jump ball.
10:24Odi is surprised.
10:25He has Pito.
10:26You have Pito.
10:27Here.
10:28Here's Pito.
10:29You're so cocky.
10:30Do you have a car key?
10:31You're so cocky.
10:32So that the kids can come to you.
10:33Of course.
10:34Of course.
10:35That's how it is.
10:36He's going to show his car key
10:37so that the kids can come to him.
10:38Of course.
10:39Uncle, Uncle.
10:40Let's go, Zara.
10:41Uncle, Uncle.
10:42Let's go, Zara.
10:43I'm just like that.
10:44Up.
10:45Dive.
10:46Ready.
10:47Up.
10:48It's so high.
10:49Up?
10:50Oh my God.
10:51No.
10:52No.
10:53No.
10:54No.
10:55No.
10:56No.
10:57No.
10:58Oh my God.
10:59Oh my God.
11:00Oh my God.
11:01Oh.
11:02Oh.
11:03Oh.
11:04Oh.
11:05Oh.
11:06Oh.
11:07One more time.
11:08One more time.
11:09One more time.
11:10It's too high.
11:11It's too high.
11:12Give it to me.
11:13It's low.
11:14It's low.
11:15It's low, Odi.
11:16Okay, one.
11:17One.
11:18Oh.
11:19Oh.
11:20It hit the referee.
11:21It's technical.
11:22It hit the referee.
11:23Oh.
11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:27He fell down the road.
11:29Oh!
11:31Oh my God!
11:33There's no one to defend him but he's injured.
11:37He sprained his ankle.
11:39Are you okay?
11:41It's not synthesized.
11:43Make sure you're shoelace.
11:45Are you okay?
11:47Can you still do it, Gerald?
11:49Sorry, Gerald.
11:51Are you okay?
11:53He didn't get stuck but he's injured.
11:55If you get stuck here, you might get cremated later.
11:59But you're very good.
12:01Not too much effort but very good.
12:03Very relaxed.
12:05My God!
12:07You did not do anything but you killed the other player.
12:09Wait a minute.
12:11Why are there only two contestants?
12:13Where's Bugoy?
12:15Oh, he's doing TikTok.
12:17He's selling tickets.
12:19He said,
12:21I think I'm going to sleep here.
12:23He's going to sleep.
12:25He's going to register.
12:27He's going to open this.
12:33Come here.
12:35Put Gerald aside so you two won't be seen.
12:39Oh my God!
12:43You haven't commented yet.
12:45Don't comment.
12:47It's okay.
12:49Gerald will win.
12:51Why is Rufa Main here?
12:53Are we going to fool around here?
12:55Are we going to fool around?
12:57Wait.
12:59We're going to let him comment.
13:03Rufa Main went here.
13:07Norlan did it regularly.
13:11He does it every day.
13:13I'm not going to judge.
13:15I'm just going to share what it means to look alike.
13:17A look alike is someone
13:19who looks mostly exactly like
13:21the other person.
13:23Running into your look alike
13:25in a big city would be quite shocking.
13:27Look alikes are related
13:29like identical twins.
13:35Or cousins who resemble
13:37each other to an
13:39uncanny degree.
13:43What's your wifi here?
13:45He's going to google it.
13:47Rufa Main is going to google it.
13:49Norlan did it regularly.
13:51I saw him.
13:53You two are going to knock on my door.
13:59Thank you very much, Rufa Main.
14:01We didn't know that.
14:03Let's find out the hot content of contestant number 3.
14:05Let's not find out.
14:07I'm going to announce it.
14:09Let's not.
14:11I'm sure someone won on Twitter.
14:13Let's start with Twitter.
14:15Yes, Ryan and Nayon.
14:17We're going to ask a lot of people
14:19who are also a lot of people.
14:21Are you crazy or just crazy?
14:27Let's not move.
14:29Let's sit down.
14:31She's crazy.
14:33She's Gerald Anderson.
14:35What's your name?
14:37I'm Ella.
14:39Where are you from?
14:41She's crazy.
14:43She didn't like it.
14:45Where are you from?
14:47I'm from Antipolo.
14:49Antipolo.
14:51Are you crazy, Ryan?
14:53Where are you from?
14:55Where are you from?
14:57That's what I said.
14:59Where are you from?
15:01Sorry.
15:03Where are you from?
15:05Are you crazy?
15:07That's not what I meant.
15:09What can you say
15:11about Gerald Anderson's talent?
15:13What?
15:15Do you think he's handsome?
15:17I don't think so.
15:19He's more on make-up
15:21than real face.
15:23More on make-up.
15:25His barbers are not real.
15:27He noticed that his barbers are not real.
15:29That's why you said he's crazy.
15:31Yes, and he's crazy.
15:33He's crazy.
15:35Thank you very much.
15:37Back to you, guys.
15:39If he doesn't win,
15:41he'll come back.
15:43Who will come back?
15:45Who do you think will come back?
15:47Who?
15:49Taylor Swift, if you want.
15:53Selena Gomez.
15:55J-Lo, if you want.
15:57Everything.
15:59Whatever you want.
16:01Let's hear
16:03Rufa's comment.
16:05Do you have anything to say?
16:07Nothing.
16:11I just want to say
16:13congratulations
16:15to the winners
16:17yesterday, today,
16:19for the whole week.
16:21Good luck to everyone.
16:23But at least
16:25he regularly
16:27did his show.
16:29For those who didn't win,
16:31you showed your confidence.
16:33You did your best.
16:35They enjoyed even if they didn't win.
16:37That's good.
16:39Let's keep going.
16:41Keep going on.
16:43And eat after
16:45because we're hungry.
16:47Let's go.
16:49Thank you very much.
16:53Ladies and gentlemen,
16:55please give your applause
16:57to Norman Balilla
16:59and Rufa Anderson of Bulacan.
17:03They're here with us.
17:05Here's the result.
17:07Let's not make it long
17:09because they already announced it on Twitter.
17:11They already know.
17:13But let's do it one by one
17:15so we can see what the judges
17:17really gave to them.
17:19Here's the result for contestant number one,
17:21Yuki Ruado,
17:23Bugoy Cariño of Rublon.
17:25Here's the huddle
17:27of the judges.
17:31No one was convinced.
17:33All of them were crazy.
17:35I'm about to cry.
17:37We'll register you later, Bugoy.
17:39He'll be live.
17:41For contestant number two,
17:43Yannick Ambo, Wattie Scott,
17:45and Lebron James of Paranaque City.
17:47Here's the huddle of the judges.
17:53Three crazy people.
17:55If he loses, I don't know
17:57if the three of them are really crazy.
18:01And for contestant number three,
18:03the one we're counting on,
18:05Norman Balilla of Gerald Anderson of Bulacan.
18:07Here's the huddle of the judges.
18:15Rufa also has 4 votes.
18:17That's why he's so trivial.
18:19Two crazy people, one crazy like.
18:21So clearly, Yannick Ambo,
18:23Wattie Scott,
18:25and Lebron James of Paranaque City
18:27are the winners for today.
18:29I'm excited to see Stephen Curry.
18:33Congratulations.
18:35You still have 10,000 pesos.
18:37Thank you very much for joining us.
18:39You can win a Bugoy Carino
18:41and Norman Balilla,
18:43aka Gerald Anderson.
18:45You still have 5,000 pesos.
18:49Let's go, Lebron.
18:53Let's go.
18:55Your ultimate goal is to prove
18:57that you're a carbon copy of your idol
18:59here at Kalakalak Phase 4.