Party animal Dean Murdoch travels back in time to his college days of 1989. | dG1fa1pzLTV2X2xSNFE
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00:00My name is Dean Murdoch.
00:03A lot of people call me the Deaner.
00:05Some call me the fucking Governor of Givener.
00:08For a while there, I played in shit bands and had a lot of shit jobs.
00:13You know what though? I finally fucking made it.
00:17To understand what happened to me, you gotta go back to 1989.
00:23It was the 80s. Life was fucking deadly, man.
00:26Hey, when you're done there, you can blow me.
00:32I was going steady with Kitty Buchanan.
00:34We were mostly doing, like, over-the-pants kind of stuff.
00:37Dean Murdoch is assistant captain of our very own Steel Falcons.
00:40Well, give him hell, Dean.
00:43Look, Dean, you got a special talent. When you're on, no one can stop you.
00:47Dean, you got a package in the mail.
00:49Hey, dude. Here's your dad's shit. He died. Take your sleazy.
00:53My dad died?
00:55King Tut's pussy fart.
00:57Well, look at all this shit. It's creepy as fucking hell.
01:03The sound of metal. It was fucking calling to me.
01:09Feel the music!
01:12Did you ever shotgun any beers?
01:14No, that sounds fucking awesome.
01:15Get in there, you bastard.
01:23I fucking realized the metal part of my personality was like this on the fucking pie graph.
01:27And the non-metal part of my personality was this, a tiny little fucking diddle.
01:31Merciful heavens.
01:33I needed to get the fuck out of here.
01:35I had to metal my way out of town.
01:37Life's too short to play safe.
01:39Fucking got that right.
01:40Crank her up.
01:42Fucking give her.
01:47That is rock and fucking roll, man.
01:51Standoff!
01:58Standoff!
02:00Oh, sex caliber.
02:02This is fucking deadly, man.
02:05Standoff!
02:07I wasn't running away from something. I was running towards it. My destiny.
02:12Standoff!
02:20You're never too old to start fucking giving her.