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00:00I'm going to get a watermelon.
00:02Can I have a kris?
00:03I got a kris for you.
00:06That's kris.
00:07I'm kris.
00:09She's got a new friend.
00:11Hi!
00:12Thanks for last time.
00:13Hi.
00:14And I was wondering if you'd like a mousse bus?
00:17Say hi to Sanna, my mom at the bus meeting.
00:21It has a big advantage compared to the other buses.
00:24I've already bought a big one for myself.
00:27We're wasting our time on this mess.
00:30But what's the point? What do you want us to do?
00:33Do we know any interviewees?
00:35You have to hurry.
00:58Hi.
01:11What are you doing?
01:14Good morning.
01:16Did you sleep well?
01:19No.
01:21I had a nightmare.
01:24What was it?
01:28I dreamt that you were wearing red clothes,
01:31and you were shit,
01:33and you ran around singing all night,
01:35or you were a whore.
01:37Haha, very funny.
01:41Do you think I should get a girlfriend?
01:45Yes.
01:46Yes.
01:48So what's the problem?
01:51The problem is that we don't understand
01:53that Russian time is just a capitalist arrangement.
01:56Blah, blah, blah.
01:59You know that Sanna said that I should dump you, right?
02:03Did she say that?
02:05Yes.
02:08You wouldn't have managed a minute without me.
02:12You wouldn't have.
02:14Would you?
02:15You wouldn't have.
02:27Hi!
02:28Hi!
02:29It's so nice to see you.
02:31It's nice to see you too.
02:33Yes.
02:34Did you just get here?
02:35Yes, I got an early flight.
02:37Did you sleep?
02:38No, no.
02:39Should we make breakfast?
02:41Yes, we can.
02:42Are you hungry?
02:43Yes, I'm really hungry.
02:56Yes.
03:02Emma!
03:03I need to talk to you.
03:05Yes?
03:06Because I've been thinking about something,
03:08and I don't know what you're thinking,
03:10but do you think Sanna fits in our bus?
03:14Well, she's maybe a little tight.
03:18Hello, I asked you to break up with your girlfriend.
03:21Yes.
03:22But you agree that she can't get on the bus,
03:25and you've talked to Chris.
03:26Hi!
03:27Sanna, listen.
03:28How many kids do you have?
03:30What do you mean?
03:31Do you want to get a divorce or not?
03:34Eight kids?
03:35Yes.
03:39You said you didn't know anyone more intense.
03:42I don't.
03:43That guy on the bus with William.
03:45Is he?
03:46Who with William?
03:47You don't know who William is?
03:49No.
03:50He's the most handsome, coolest guy in the whole third grade.
03:57That's William.
04:21Do you have a crush on him?
04:25No.
04:26I do.
04:27Why?
04:28So you can be famous.
04:30I'm not going to be famous, I'm his girlfriend.
04:32What did I say?
04:33That's not going to be a problem.
04:35You don't have to be hot or anything,
04:37you just have to be famous so we can get on the bus together with William.
04:41You can tell your girlfriend, actually.
04:43No, I don't want to be famous.
04:45I don't want to be famous.
04:47I don't want to be famous.
04:49Tell your girlfriend, but just do it so we can get on the bus together.
04:52Yes, because I'm sure she'll respect and accept it.
04:55Yes, of course.
04:57Get your phone.
04:59Do you know what his Instagram name is?
05:06Hey, hold on a second.
05:08When he sends you a message, reply with a flirt.
05:11Why should he send me a message?
05:13Just reply with a flirt when he sends you a message, okay?
05:15I have to go. Bye.
05:20She's just like a girl with black hair and a different taste.
05:24I know, she's a bit raw.
05:26Merry Christmas!
05:48When is Christmas on Instagram?
05:51I have no idea.
05:53Stop, Mads.
05:56Are we going to your place?
05:58Yes, we're going to your place.
06:01I just don't want to tell your mom that we're together.
06:04Why?
06:05Because she's embarrassed of me.
06:07That's not it.
06:09I just want to make sure she doesn't meet you in bed.
06:12Okay.
06:15Invite me home for dinner with your mom.
06:20What?
06:21What?
06:22Invite me home for dinner with your mom.
06:24Yes, I will.
06:28When?
06:34Now?
06:35Yes, today, tomorrow, Friday, next month.
06:40Christmas Eve, 17th of March.
06:49Friday?
06:50Yes, Friday.
06:55Who are you texting?
06:57I want to...
06:59The bus driver.
07:02The bus driver? You're not on the bus.
07:04No, I'm not. I'm injured.
07:06Stop saying you're injured.
07:09You said you were injured two weeks ago.
07:11Yes, maybe he changed his mind.
07:15Yes, maybe.
07:17Okay.
07:19Come on, start.
07:26JetCam invited us to a bus ride with the Pedetraker boys.
07:28Are you kidding me?
07:29Is that true, Eva?
07:31No, don't look.
07:34That's great, Eva.
07:36Oh my god, what did you fix for us?
07:38The Pedetraker boys at Borkes on Friday.
07:41Cool, can I take a picture with you?
07:45Yes.
07:47Stop it.
07:48Try to be cool.
07:52We need to get some alcohol.
07:54I'll call the barman.
07:56Is there anyone here?
07:58You're wrong with the barman.
08:00Why are you looking at me? Do I look like a drinker?
08:04I don't drink, to be honest.
08:06What a cool gang.
08:08I can bring a bottle of wine or two for mom.
08:10Can you?
08:11How much can we share? I can pay if you want.
08:14I could ask mom, but I can't.
08:16Her wine is very expensive.
08:18If I take it, she'll blame me.
08:20Stop talking.
08:26You talk too much.
08:28Sorry.
08:39Seriously.
08:40She can't take the bus.
08:42She's a psycho.
08:45We'll take the pills.
08:47The pills.
09:12Maybe we can do that.
09:16Or maybe we can get Nora to do it.
09:22No, we don't do that.
09:24Hello?
09:26Hello?
09:27Are you in prison?
09:42I'm sorry.
09:43I'm sorry.
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10:08I'm sorry.
10:09I'm sorry.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:11Dick in the air.
10:12Let me see you put your, put your dick in the air.
10:15Dick.
10:16Dick.
10:17Dick in the air.
10:18Let me see you put your, put your dick in the air.
10:21Dick.
10:22Dick.
10:23Dick in the air.
10:24Let me see you put your, put your dick in the air.
10:27Dick.
10:29Fuck.
10:32What are they doing here?
10:34Hi.
10:35Hi.
10:36Hi.
10:37Hi.
10:38Hi.
10:39Hi.
10:40Hi.
10:41Hi.
10:42I don't know.
10:47Aren't they the ones who threw you off the bus?
10:51Isn't that the girl who called you a slut at the party?
10:56Don't leave me, Karin. You have to get rid of me.
10:59Or you'll have to know that you suck.
11:01Okay. I won't leave you.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:21He was supposed to have one goal, and that was to score a goal.
11:24But he didn't find it, so he just had to score six goals.
11:28Five hundred? Is that why they're called the Five Traders?
11:31This is the Five Traders 2017.
11:35William asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend.
11:38And I said no.
11:39God damn it! Go away, you little slut!
11:46A little slut?
11:47Yeah, a fucking slut.
11:53No, no, no. I'm also a slut.
12:10Hello?
12:13Hello!
12:21I was just about to call the police.
12:24And then I saw Mr. Netanyahu.
12:26Who?
12:27The psychiatrist.
12:39Hello.
12:42Hi.
12:45Are those your crew?
12:48My crew?
12:50Are you on the bus with me?
12:53No, I'm not on any bus.
12:56I wasn't really going to be on a bus.
12:58Okay.
12:59I think it's pretty tight.
13:06Okay, why?
13:08Because the Russian times are just a capitalist entertainment show.
13:19Okay.
13:21Okay.
13:25You're a little brainy, lady.
13:28I like that.
13:30I think it's a little nice.
13:33You think it's nice?
13:34God damn it!
13:36Fuck off!
13:44Good man.
13:52Yeah, I have to go.
13:58What's going on?
14:00I don't know.
14:06What?