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00:00A few hours earlier
00:03Have you heard that I've started the bus already?
00:05No.
00:06I had to go to the bathroom, so I started the bus.
00:08I'm so fucking scared.
00:09Ingrid...
00:11I miss you.
00:12You look like a slut.
00:14Mirka, what are you doing?
00:18Maybe I should have brought some water, but I don't know.
00:20You've invited a lot of people on your trip,
00:22who actually only went where I was supposed to go.
00:23Two of them.
00:24Yes, can I see the report? I don't understand what's going on.
00:26I told you, it's all dark.
00:28Why didn't you just believe me?
00:58A few hours later
01:02I'll call you later, okay?
01:05Yes.
01:14Eva, listen.
01:16I'm sorry.
01:18If I had known that this trip was so important to you,
01:20I wouldn't have invited those guys.
01:23If I had known that this trip wasn't so important to you,
01:25I would have stayed home.
01:27It was important to me.
01:34But like...
01:37Like what?
01:40It's important to me to be with my friends, too.
01:45And it's usually important to you, too.
01:47It's important to me.
01:49But it's not important to me to be with your friends.
01:52I told you, you could bring your friends.
01:57I told you, you could bring your friends.
02:03Can't you just...
02:04Put me in the water?
02:06That's not what I meant.
02:08But that's what you're thinking, right?
02:12I don't know what the right answer is right now.
02:20Just be honest.
02:23Honestly?
02:28Eva, you're the coolest girl I know.
02:32And you're pretty, and cute, and smart, and funny.
02:36But...
02:37I don't understand what the problem is.
02:40You need to make new friends.
02:43Make new friends!
02:45Everyone who thinks of you as a friend
02:47is very lucky.
02:54I don't know what to say.
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06:03Do you feel any better?
06:05I'm going to be late for school.
06:11I'm going to be late for school.
06:16Hi.
06:18Hello.
06:20What?
06:22What?
06:24Good morning.
06:26How are you?
06:29Today we're going to work on the homework you did during the holidays.
06:34Are we going to answer the homework again?
06:36Yes.
06:38Fuck.
06:39Eva, what does the main character of this story do?
06:50She feels lonely.
06:53She feels lonely.
06:54Nora, I don't want you to answer for Eva.
06:58She hadn't found her homework yet.
07:01I only helped her.
07:03You asked incorrectly.
07:06The correct answer would be,
07:08what are the main characters of the story?
07:11You're right, I'm sorry.
07:14I live in Madrid.
07:16Okay, okay.
07:18That's why I don't have any friends.
07:20Like in Oslo.
07:23Oh well.
07:27I'll be your excuse.
07:32Strong smell of cups.
07:40I can do this.
07:42Culture-relativistic.
07:45Did you pronounce it?
07:47Culture-relavitistic.
07:49No, it's not relativistic, it's relativistic.
07:52Fuck.
08:00Hi.
08:01Thanks for last time.
08:02Hi.
08:03I don't remember if I greeted you properly.
08:04I was a bit out.
08:06Crazy.
08:07Eva.
08:10I just wanted to say that it was very nice of you to help me.
08:14No, no, it was nothing.
08:16And then we wondered if you had a Russian bus.
08:19No.
08:20No?
08:21That's great, because we just made a brand new bus,
08:23and we really want you to join us on it.
08:26I don't know, I haven't really started to think about Russian time.
08:30It's actually quite important to think about that,
08:33if you want to be on a business bus.
08:35I don't know how it is in Trondheim,
08:37but here in Oslo, you have to plan a long time in advance
08:40if you don't end up on a bad bus,
08:42or if you want to be a good Russian.
08:44I see.
08:45Just being Russian isn't just about Russian time,
08:47it's about social and community.
08:55Think of it like a cult, right?
08:58When you first get in, you don't get out again.
09:00And it all ends with a collective social suicide
09:03in a squat on Tryvann, May 17th, 2018.
09:07Yeah, she's just kidding.
09:10Would you like to be on a bus meeting?
09:12Friday after school?
09:13Um...
09:15Yeah, okay.
09:16Yeah?
09:17That's so cool!
09:19If you have any friends, you just have to bring them.
09:22Um...
09:23I'm pretty sure that...
09:24Mhm.
09:25See you then.
09:26See you then.
09:41What the fuck was that?
09:44What was that?
09:45I don't know, he just sucked on the cheek.
09:47Really?
09:48Yeah!
09:50Who is that?
09:56Who is that?
10:04H?
10:05Like I have narcotic problems?
10:08Or H, like I...
10:10Don't have any problems?
10:12Hi!
10:14Hi.
10:17Um, is this Nora?
10:20Hi.
10:21Hey, I was going to ask you if you talked to Chris.
10:23No.
10:24We can't have a bus meeting with her, because her mom is having a wine party.
10:28And we can't have it with me, because it will be a bit late.
10:31So I was wondering if we could have it with you?
10:33Me?
10:34Um...
10:35Yeah.
10:36But...
10:37How many are we?
10:39Um...
10:40Would you like to be on it?
10:41What?
10:42The bus meeting.
10:43Bus?
10:44This was...
10:45We're going to make the world's fattest Russian bus.
10:48Would you like to be on it?
10:49No.
10:50That...
10:54Then the three of us.
10:55No, you guys.
10:56Say hi to Sanna.
10:57She wants to be on the bus meeting.
11:04Um...
11:05How do you know each other?
11:07We met at the Ramadan program in the mosque.
11:16She's kidding, we have German together.
11:19But you want to be on the bus meeting?
11:22Yes.
11:24Yeah...
11:26Is that...
11:27Okay?
11:30What's the problem?
11:32No, um...
11:34Since you're a Muslim,
11:36isn't it that Muslims aren't allowed to...
11:41be Russian?
11:43No, you'll be punished with stoning.
11:50When is the bus meeting?
11:51Yes, tomorrow at the holster.
11:53Okay.
11:54I don't know where you live,
11:55so just give me the address and I'll drop you off at the holster.
11:58Goodbye.
11:59Goodbye.
12:04That means we'll see each other again.
12:07She can't be on the bus.
12:09Why not?
12:11Hey, we were just giving her a chance.
12:13It was really cool.
12:15We?
12:16You're not even on the bus.
12:18No, but if she's on it,
12:19then I'm on it too.
12:20Cool!
12:23Bye.
12:28Oh, no.
12:38We have a big advantage compared to the other buses.
12:41I've already bought a huge dolewarparty.
12:44If you manage to buy a dolewarparty,
12:46you get 40,000 kroner on credit for another bus.
12:50At least I'll get a bonus of 60,000 kroner.
12:53So I've made a budget.
12:55And this budget,
12:56the starting point is that you earn 50,000 kroner
12:59next to the dolewarparty.
13:02Then I need all of you to have an independent plan
13:05for how you'll earn the remaining money.
13:10Is there anything?
13:11We're wasting our time on this dolewarparty.
13:14We don't have a budget when there aren't enough people on the bus.
13:17It's actually quite important to have an overview of the economy.
13:21Listen, we're the biggest losers at school.
13:24And unless you want us to end up in a loser van,
13:26we need a strategy.
13:27We're not the biggest losers at school.
13:30Didn't you get thrown out of another bus?
13:32I didn't get thrown out right away.
13:35You did.
13:37Listen, Hilde.
13:38It'll be very difficult for me to work with you
13:40if you're completely in denial.
13:42Can't you just realize that we're losers?
13:44Do you even think you're a loser?
13:46Hello?
13:47I'm a Muslim girl in this white, faithless country.
13:50I'm the biggest loser of all.
13:52You talk so maturely.
13:54Thanks.
13:56But what's the point?
13:57What do you want us to do?
13:59First of all, we need to get more girls.
14:02Cool girls.
14:03And how do we do that?
14:06Ask them.
14:07Wrong.
14:08We don't ask anyone.
14:09The cool girls ask us.
14:12But first of all,
14:13we need to get something we don't have.
14:15A word with four letters.
14:19Exciting.
14:20Scared.
14:21Exciting is five letters, Chris.
14:23Do we know any of the 97 boys?
14:31Okay.
14:32We need to find out who of the 97 boys
14:34has the best bus,
14:35get on one of our buses,
14:37and get seats.
14:38Any ideas on how to do that?
14:42You need to hook up with them.
14:44Are you serious?
14:45You?
14:46Yes, I'm not hooking up.
14:47Okay, so we're going to hook up,
14:49but what are you going to contribute?
14:51Are you kidding me?
14:52I'm sitting here,
14:53saving the roof of Dorulmøte
14:54with a strategic, well-functioning plan,
14:56and you're wondering what I'm going to contribute?
15:00Do any of you have a boyfriend?
15:02I do.
15:04How old is he?
15:0699.
15:08Dumbass.
15:10Dumbass.
15:12You're not serious, are you?
15:14She's the prettiest of them all.
15:16It's a waste if she goes around with a boyfriend.
15:19But...
15:21To be honest,
15:22it's...
15:23It's completely crazy.
15:25What is?
15:26You can't just sit here and beg us
15:28to exchange our sexuality for credit.
15:33You're crazy.
15:35No, I'm being honest.
15:37Girls in Norway exchange sex for money,
15:39popularity, and approval every single day.
15:41You might not agree with the values behind it,
15:43and neither do I,
15:44but you can't just sit here and pretend
15:46it's all new to you.
15:47It's your culture.
15:48So if you think he's so crazy,
15:50I suggest you go out and try to change him,
15:52instead of sitting here and criticizing him.
16:01But it's a bit rude
16:02to ask Eva to break up with your girlfriend.
16:04It was a suggestion.
16:05If she's so in love with her boyfriend,
16:07I think it's more important than what I say.
16:09She can think for herself.
16:10She's not a child.
16:19I think this is going to be good.
16:35I think this is going to be good.