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00:00Chhankne ki superstar bane firte ho kabhi to karke khao halal
00:04Entry hoti hai don banke exit pe ho jati hai lalo lal
00:07Bengaliyon ne ki Pakistan ki firse bejzatiye be misaal
00:11Bachchon ne pagad ke aise nichoda dhoti phaad kar diya romaal
00:15Fir bola bhaijaan kya hal chaal
00:17Haan bhai hona raam hai?
00:18Nahi, matlab kya zarurat thi 1971 mein inse alaida hone ki?
00:22Hum ek hi Pakistani rehte tu theek nahi tha kya?
00:25Hmm?
00:25Nikalwa liye gussa apne aap pe
00:27Abey, tumhe yeh pel gaye?
00:29Bengaliyon ke kaan mein kisi ne tantra-pantra pad ke beja tha
00:32Ki yeh Sheikh Haseena Pakistan ki taraf se tayinat ki gayi
00:35Abey, wo hamari taraf se nahi hai yaar
00:37Hum usko jaante bhi nahi hai, tum luk
00:38Uska gussa hum pe kyu nikal rahe ho?
00:40Nahi, itna bhi mahaan banne ki yaar zarur thi
00:42Itna achcha kaun khelta bhai?
00:44Ab hum yeh hi kaisakte hain ki tum achcha khele ho
00:46Yeh agar kahenge ki hum bora khele hain to
00:48Brand kaise milenge?
00:49Phir humari tu besti ho jayegi haan
00:51Hum bora nahi khele hain, tum achcha khel gaye
00:53Humara koi kusur nahi haan
00:55Pitch bhi humne sahi read ki thi
00:56Baaki batsmenon ne bhi apna sadqa jariya saath mein milaya tha
00:59Kisi ne 20 runs ka, kisi ne 30 ka, kisi ne 40 ka
01:02Koi 50 runs bana ke yeh balle hilara hai
01:05Bahot teer maar liya tum logon ne
01:07Saram nahi hai aarte hui phir se
01:09Pehle tu Jai Shah ko maza aata tha na
01:10Pakistaniyon ke maze lega
01:12Asia Cup ki hosting idhar-idhar kardi
01:14Sri Lanka mein matches rakhwa diye
01:15Lekin ab, ab to wo khud dhairat mein betha hoga
01:17Abey, yeh kaa baba seer bana diyo be?
01:20Yeh sasura sach much mein champion trophy host karke
01:22Yeh to Lanka laga denge be?
01:24Yeh to mahalla mein thoo-thoo kar
01:25Ab Bangladesh se haar ke
01:26Tumhai champion trophy Pakistan ko wo milne chahiye
01:30Jisme Uganda, Muganda, Nabibiye, Shamibiye, Yeh Zimbabwe
01:33Yeh tumhai rivalry hain
01:34Ab hum ICC ka chairman banke
01:36Itti badi teamon ka jammadaari
01:38Im pe thok de be?
01:39Yeh to humaaye muh pe thok denge
01:41Ghajab bawaal, burbak, cricketer hain
01:43Pak!
01:45Aisha hairat mein hi hoga
01:46Aur wo sakte mein hoga
01:48Usko samajh nahi aaro hi ki
01:49Main inke maze kaise loo?
01:50Ab to usko tars aane lag gaya hoga
01:52Balke ulta wo chahega ki
01:54Inki aur besti na ho
01:55Champion trophy yaha pe hogi
01:56To bahut besti hogi
01:57Yaar humi Bangladesh koot raha hai
01:59Hum Jai Shah ko bura bhala bolte hain
02:01Ke wo India ka hai
02:02Aur wo favour nahi karta Pakistan ki
02:04Main yakeen karo
02:05Hamara bhi koi banda hota na
02:06Hum jaisa fan
02:07Jo cricket ko pasand karta hai
02:08Hum jaisa banda bhi
02:09Koi ICC chairman hota
02:10Hum jaisa banda bhi
02:11Inse hosting cheen leta
02:12Tum log?
02:13Tum log cricket ko host karoge?
02:14Wo Big Bash League ka
02:15Main apko bataya tha na
02:16Ke kisi ko hunne chuna nahi
02:18Hunne ek bande ko chuna tha
02:19Usama Mir ko
02:20Wo wahan pe chal jata hai
02:21Thoda bahut
02:22Pakistan mein aake
02:22Wo bhi yo
02:23Bana ke deta hai
02:24Fulta chakka marna bhai
02:25Big Bash waro ne
02:26Ek us bande ko chuna hai
02:28Baaki kisi ko
02:28Moon nahi lagaya
02:29Itne bade bade khiladi humare pa
02:31Yeh inki brand value
02:32Hoti ja rahi hai
02:32Ab mashallah se
02:33Yeh sardiyon mein
02:34Dhund shund hoti hai na
02:35Jismein thodi si
02:35Visibility kam hoti hai
02:37Yeh humare Pakistani
02:38Cricketer ki misaal
02:39Us yalwe se bande ki
02:40Manand hai
02:40Jisko dhund mein
02:41Koi chepede maarke
02:42Bhaag jata hai
02:42Wo dikh tarte
02:43Usko baad mein pata chalta hai
02:44Humari team bhi aise bhi badi hai
02:46Wo chepede chupude maarke gale
02:47Trophy le gaye ghar
02:48To ab bhi inko hosh aa raha hoga
02:49Mar mar ke gaye hai kya?
02:51Saalo
02:51Pehle kyu nahi bataya?
02:55Yakin karo
02:55Ab to Zimbabwe
02:57Uganda
02:57Namibia
02:58Yeh teamo wale bhi
02:59Yeh saare apne
03:00Boards kisa ladayi kar rahe honge
03:01Ke maalik
03:02Humein bhejo Pakistan ke paas
03:04Humein bhejo
03:05Please
03:05Hum aaye thode haath garam ho rahe hain
03:07Thoda inki jaake
03:08Pitai kutai karke aaye thoda
03:10Yeh log bhi humein chepede maarne ke liye
03:11Bitaab ho rahe hain
03:12Aur ho sakta hai
03:13England walo ne jo aana hai October mein
03:14Ho sakta wo na aayi kar de
03:15Yaar
03:16Main ke paas jaana hai humne?
03:17Wo England wale aaye bhi si
03:18To wo aankhon bhi patti baand ke khelenge
03:19Ke yaar
03:20Maino ne kya humkhaal lena hai?
03:21Yakin karo
03:22Main baar baar yehi sochta rahta hun
03:23Ki agar Cricket ki zubaan hoti na
03:25England walo ne yeh jaat kiya tha
03:27Cricket ko
03:27Yeh Cricket England walo ko
03:28Gaaliyan der rahi hoti hain
03:29Abey
03:30Tumhari aise ki taisi
03:31Humein
03:32In nallon ke paas kyu bheja tumh logon ne?
03:34Yahaan se nikaalo
03:36Yeh mere praan le ke rahenge
03:38Yeh praani
03:39Yeh paapi
03:40Bharal
03:40Bahot kamal series khele hain
03:41Bangladesh wale
03:422-0 se tumh logon ko mubarak baat
03:44Aur hamare moon pe firse chabedon ki barsaat
03:47Thank you