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00:00Oh, it's you! Wow!
00:02Wow!
00:04Who gave birth to you?
00:06You don't look like this.
00:081930
00:10Oh, you admitted it.
00:121930, I was just retalked.
00:14My heart is here.
00:16You're so humble.
00:18That's why it's hard to talk to you.
00:20Why?
00:22Because you're always smiling.
00:24Where's your breath now?
00:26It's here.
00:28It's okay.
00:301979, year of the cockroach.
00:32Is there a cockroach?
00:34There's no cockroach.
00:36It's the year of the calamaris.
00:38Calamaris.
00:40It's already cooked.
00:42It's already cooked.
00:44So, if it's a cockroach,
00:46there's a dish with a cockroach.
00:48What's it called?
00:50In Thailand?
00:52Camaro.
00:54So, that's the Camaro.
00:56Camaro ribosado.
00:58But you're 19.
01:001979
01:02Yes.
01:04We're older than you.
01:06To be honest,
01:08I'm 1979 but I look like a kid.
01:10Negi looks younger than me
01:12but he looks like a parent, right?
01:14Yes.
01:16You're still young.
01:181979.
01:20Is that where you got your age?
01:22That's not a cockroach.
01:24It's just a plant.
01:26It's already cooked.
01:28So, let's cut it.
01:30If I only know that you'll see it,
01:32I hope I'm wearing pants.
01:34It's clean before but it's dirty
01:36because there's a lot of vinegar.
01:38Here we are.
01:40A beautiful woman.
01:42This is Anton Diva.
01:44Are you real?
01:461977
01:48How old are you now?
01:5047
01:521977
01:54That's what we can say
01:56that he's speaking the truth.
01:58Right, Chad?
02:00He's speaking the truth.
02:02Yes.
02:04He's a prophet.
02:06He was born in 1986.
02:08He's still proud
02:10that he's the youngest here.
02:12But I'm also the ugliest.
02:14No, you're not.
02:16Don't take away Long's title.
02:18It's embarrassing.
02:20Don't take away my title.
02:22Why do I always get involved?
02:24Why do I always get involved?
02:26I don't want to take away your title.
02:28Don't take away my title.
02:30It's okay, Long.
02:32It's okay.
02:34All people are ugly.
02:36You were born first.
02:38I was born last.
02:40They said,
02:42if you want to look good,
02:44don't look at me.
02:46What are you?
02:50Don't look at me.
02:52They have the same stripes,
02:54but they're different.
02:56This one is curly,
02:58but this one isn't.
03:00Anton,
03:02you're a fan of Regine,
03:04right?
03:06What year was her first album?
03:08That's all.
03:10I know that
03:12before
03:14Regine's 1990 album,
03:16she had
03:18Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.
03:20That was a long time ago.
03:22What year did she win the new champion?
03:241986?
03:261986?
03:28The writer is confused.
03:30I think she'll ask later.
03:32What was the first song
03:34of Regine Velasquez
03:36that became famous?
03:38Isang Lahi or Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.
03:40I don't think so.
03:42Prom D.
03:44Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.
03:46What's Prom D?
03:48There's Urong Sulong too.
03:50Prom D is her song
03:52about Filipinos.
03:54Yes, it was written by Ms. Tessie Tomas.
03:56Really?
03:58That's different.
04:00It's Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely.
04:02That's wrong.
04:04Why am I sleepy?
04:10It's Japanese.
04:12Japanese war.
04:14I'm tired.
04:16Becky Velo.
04:18What year were you born?
04:20We're live on TV,
04:22but in real life,
04:24I was born in 1900.
04:26I walked with Moises.
04:32Happy, happy.
04:34A little more.
04:36Yes.
04:38Go to Gollum.
04:40Were you with Noah's Ark?
04:42Actually,
04:44if the sea is like that,
04:46you'll hit your head.
04:50Let's go to Yamina.
04:52This is a trivia.
04:54What year
04:56did the first transgender
04:58best actress win in the Philippines?
05:002018.
05:022018.
05:06The first transgender
05:08best actress.
05:10Cinema One Originals.
05:18That's Becky Velo.
05:22What's this?
05:26Kalokalike.
05:28You joined yesterday.
05:30Isn't that Lebron James?
05:32This is Lebron.
05:34He's handsome.
05:38What trivia do you have?
05:40What year did you become a prostitute?
05:422024.
05:46You became a prostitute in 2024.
05:48What year did you give birth?
05:50Your Genoa SK.
05:52Nothing.
05:56Let's play.
05:58Why?
06:00What's that?
06:02We don't have time.
06:04We don't have time.
06:061976, March 31.
06:08Very proud.
06:10Fresh.
06:12Yes, August 11, 1976.
06:14You look like a dragon.
06:16You have a sore throat in 1976.
06:20You have a sore throat in 1976.
06:22You're eating red ginger.
06:24Correct.
06:28October 6, 1962.
06:30In Wikipedia,
06:32Long, you're eating
06:34red ginger.
06:381962.
06:40We accepted it.
06:42We accepted that you became a prostitute.
06:46Why is he so smart?
06:4862 plus 62.
06:50Let's do this.
06:522024.
06:56You should be happy
06:58that you're still alive.
07:00What's his name?
07:02That's how it should be.
07:04If you're still alive, you're still a prostitute, Long.
07:06But Johnny.
07:10Long is amazing.
07:12He used to be shy.
07:14Really?
07:16When he was buried,
07:18the priest said,
07:20we're from here.
07:22Even the priest went back.
07:24Give me his number.
07:26Give me his number, Bebet.
07:30Give me his number, Bebet.
07:34Okay, good luck, players.
07:36Out of 10,
07:38one will be left to play
07:40in the next round.
07:42The box that contains the star
07:44must be chosen.
07:46The box has a value of
07:4810,000 pesos.
07:50Let's go, let's go.
07:52Come out, robots.
07:54It's the throw box.
07:56It's the throw box.
07:58It's the throw box.
08:00It's the throw box.
08:02Let's travel back in time.
08:04It's the throw box.
08:06Thank you, players.
08:08You can now mine
08:10a throw box.
08:12Hold it tight.
08:14Don't drop it.
08:16Don't drop it.
08:18Hold it tight.
08:20It's time to choose.
08:22Only the color of the throw box
08:24will be chosen. Remember the color.
08:26Remember the color.
08:28You can't exchange it.
08:30Remember the color you're holding.
08:32Long, Alex,
08:34remember this because you'll forget it.
08:36Just a reminder, Petit Pepe,
08:38you're next to each other.
08:40For Gerald,
08:42it's red. For Chad, it's orange.
08:44For Petit, it's yellow. For Alex,
08:46what do you call that? Dark green.
08:48It's dark green.
08:50For Long,
08:52it's sky blue.
08:56It's not light steel.
08:58For Pepay,
09:00it's purple.
09:02For Bequivelo, it's sky blue.
09:04It's blue.
09:06For Anton Diva, it's pink.
09:08For Yamina, it's nude.
09:10It's nude.
09:12It's nude.
09:14Okay.
09:16We all know
09:18what you got.
09:20Let's find out who got
09:22the throw box
09:24that has a star inside.
09:26Players,
09:28throw the box
09:30at the same time.
09:32In 1, 2, 3.
09:34Throw box!
09:36Throw box!
09:38Throw box!
09:40Throw box!
09:42Who is it, Gerald?
09:44Who is it?
09:46Gerald has a star inside.
09:48It's a confetti.
09:50Congratulations, Gerald.
09:52You're the winner.
09:54You have 10,000 pesos.
09:56Exit,
09:58Anton and Gerald.
10:00They're done?
10:02Yes.
10:04Let me get married.
10:08Stop it.
10:10This is
10:12true.
10:14Continue on streaming on YouTube
10:16and IWANTTFC.