It's Showtime: Comedians, nagkalabasan ng edad sa 'It's Showtime' (Throwbox)
Aired (September 7, 2024): Isa-isa nang nabulgar ang edad ng mga comedians na sasalang sa 'Throwbox.' Sino kaya sa kanila ang nagsasabi ng totoo?
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00:00Wow!
00:02Wow!
00:03What did you give birth to?
00:04Who did you give birth to?
00:05He doesn't look like this.
00:06What does he look like?
00:07Wow!
00:081930.
00:09Let's add.
00:101930.
00:11He was just retalking me.
00:12My heart is here.
00:14He's so funny.
00:16He's so funny.
00:18That's why it's hard to talk to him.
00:19Why?
00:20Because he's always making his face funny.
00:21He can't hear me.
00:22Then, what's with your ears now?
00:23It's here.
00:24It's here.
00:25Maybe that's why you're talking here.
00:26So, Pepe, how are you?
00:27I'm okay.
00:291979 year of the cockroach.
00:32There's a cockroach?
00:33There's no cockroach?
00:34It's the year of the calamaris.
00:39Calamaris.
00:40It's already cooked.
00:43It's already cooked.
00:44So, if there's a cockroach,
00:46there's a dish with a cockroach.
00:48What do you call that?
00:49In Thailand?
00:50Kamaroy.
00:51No.
00:52Kamaroy.
00:53So, that's the kamarok.
00:55Kamaroy Rebusano, maybe.
00:57But you're 19, right?
00:581979.
01:00That's right.
01:01So, we're really older than you.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:04To be honest,
01:05I'm 1979,
01:07but I'm proud that I look younger.
01:08Negi is younger than me,
01:10but I look like his parent, right?
01:13You're still young, that's why you're old.
01:15Wait a minute.
01:16It's 1979.
01:17Just look at the muscle.
01:18Is that where you got your age, John?
01:20That's not a muscle.
01:21What's that?
01:22That's a mango.
01:23I'm just planting it.
01:25It's already ripe.
01:26It's already ripe.
01:27I don't want to see the mango.
01:28If I only know that you'll see it,
01:29I hope I'm wearing pants.
01:32He used to be thin,
01:33but he's a comedian,
01:34that's why he has a lot of wrinkles.
01:35Oh, that's why.
01:36Oh, here we are.
01:37Diva.
01:38A beautiful woman.
01:39This is Anton Diva.
01:42How old are you?
01:431977.
01:46How old are you now?
01:4747.
01:48But you're still young.
01:49Yes.
01:501977.
01:52Yes.
01:53That's the only thing we can say
01:55that he's speaking the truth.
01:57Right, Chad?
01:58He's speaking the truth.
01:59He's speaking the truth.
02:00Yes.
02:01Yes.
02:02He's like a prophet.
02:03Yes.
02:05He's from 1980.
02:061986.
02:07He's still bragging that he's the youngest here.
02:10Really?
02:11But I'm also the ugliest.
02:12No, you're not.
02:13No, you're not.
02:14Don't take away Long's title.
02:16It's embarrassing.
02:17He's been here for a long time.
02:18I thought he was stealing his title.
02:21Why do I always get involved?
02:23Why do I always get involved?
02:24Because I don't want to steal your title.
02:26Don't take away Long's title.
02:28It's okay, Long.
02:29Remember that.
02:30It's embarrassing.
02:31It's okay.
02:32All ugly people
02:33have a chance.
02:34You're just the first one.
02:36I was at the end.
02:37They told me to get ready
02:40in the eyes of the people.
02:41I shouldn't be there.
02:43What are you?
02:44Yes.
02:45Yes.
02:46Yes.
02:51Don't...
02:52They're both stripes
02:53but they're separated.
02:54This is the one that's wrinkled,
02:55not wrinkled.
02:58Okay.
02:59Anton, what...
03:00What...
03:01What...
03:02This is super funny
03:03because this is Regine's, right?
03:04Yes.
03:05What year was Regine's first album?
03:07That's all.
03:09No, because I know
03:10there's...
03:11There's...
03:12Before...
03:13The 1990 album
03:15of Regine,
03:16she had the song,
03:17Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.
03:18Yes.
03:19What's that?
03:20It's older.
03:21What year did she win
03:22in Bagong Kampiyon?
03:231980...
03:2586?
03:26Yes.
03:27The writer is confused.
03:28I think she'll ask later.
03:30No, no.
03:31Yes.
03:32What was Regine Velasquez's
03:33first song
03:34that became famous?
03:36Isang Lahi
03:37or Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.
03:39I don't think so.
03:40It's like Prom D.
03:41Oh.
03:42Not ours.
03:43Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.
03:44It's better than Prom D.
03:45Yes.
03:46What's Prom D?
03:48There's Urong Sulong too.
03:49Oh.
03:50Prom D is her song
03:51about Tagalog people.
03:52Prom D.
03:53Yes.
03:54The one who wrote it
03:55is Miss Tessie Tomas.
03:56Oh, really?
03:57Yes.
03:58Prom D.
03:59That's different.
04:00That's Lonely.
04:01I'm Mr. Lonely.
04:02Yes, that's wrong.
04:03Yes.
04:04Why does it feel like
04:05I'm getting sleepy?
04:07I can see it.
04:09Japanese, ma'am.
04:11Japanese war.
04:12Japanese inspired.
04:14Yes.
04:15Becky Velo.
04:16What year were you born?
04:17On TV,
04:18we're live right now.
04:191990.
04:20But in real life,
04:211900.
04:23Moises and I
04:24walked at the same time.
04:30Happy.
04:31Happy, happy.
04:32Happy.
04:33A little more.
04:34There.
04:35Yes.
04:36Go to Gollum.
04:39Are you with us
04:40in Noah's Ark?
04:41Yes.
04:42Actually,
04:43when I saw the sea,
04:44it hit me in the head.
04:45All my hair.
04:47It hit you in the head.
04:49Let's go to Iyamina.
04:50This is a trivia.
04:52What year
04:54did the first transgender
04:56best actress win in the Philippines?
05:002018.
05:012018.
05:02That's her.
05:042018.
05:05She won best actress.
05:06The first transgender
05:07best actress.
05:08What award did she get?
05:09Cinema One Originals.
05:10Cinema One Originals.
05:11Oh.
05:13I'll just say it.
05:14Buboy Pilyar.
05:17That's Becky Velo.
05:18Buboy Pilyar.
05:21What is this?
05:22What is this?
05:25Kalokalike.
05:26Kalokalike.
05:27You came yesterday.
05:28Isn't that Lebron James?
05:30He's not Lebron.
05:31He's not Lebron.
05:32Lebron James won yesterday.
05:33Sure.
05:34You asked him.
05:35Right?
05:36Okay.
05:37So there.
05:38You, what trivia do you have?
05:39What year?
05:40What year did you become a transgender?
05:422024.
05:44Oh.
05:45You became a transgender in 2024.
05:47What year were you born?
05:48Okay.
05:49The year you made SK.
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