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00:00It's all because of that lunatic.
00:02Don't shout, Dhondu. Just chill.
00:05If that lunatic comes out,
00:06it'll be your son's birthday and everyone's death anniversary here.
00:10Today, that lunatic...
00:11Hey, shut up!
00:12Hey, why are you shouting? I'll...
00:16Tell me.
00:19Did you lose your temper?
00:20Louder. He's losing his temper.
00:26Why would you lose your temper, Dhondu?
00:28You're standing as if he's standing right behind me.
00:33You're standing as if he's standing right behind me.
00:36You're standing as if he's standing right behind me.
00:41Can you see, brother?
00:43Dhondu, find him.
00:45Raghu, my brother, my friend.
00:48Come on, let's go inside and have some tea.
00:52Brother, what about him?
00:54Bheeru,
00:56you don't have to make the lunatic run away every time.
01:00You have to make the lunatic understand.
01:01Correct.
01:02Brother, he's totally mad.
01:04What?
01:05Mad, mad.
01:06Look who's talking.
01:11I'll be back.
01:14Don't leave me alone.
01:21Raghu, how many spoons?
01:23One spoon and two spoons of sugar.
01:28Raghu, have you ever read the Gita?
01:31No, never.
01:32Okay, I'll tell you.
01:35What have you brought with you?
01:36Tempo.
01:37Right?
01:37This is my stuff.
01:39Yeah.
01:40I'm talking about knowledge here.
01:46Okay, repeat.
01:49Look, Raghu,
01:51it's written in the Gita
01:54that what was yours yesterday is mine today.
01:58And what's mine today will be someone else's tomorrow.
02:01No, you fool, that's not true.
02:04What are you looking at? Listen to me.
02:06What was yours yesterday is mine today.
02:09And it will always be mine in the future.
02:12Do you understand, Munna?
02:14It's a small thing.
02:16Hey, brother.
02:18What is it?
02:18Take it easy.
02:20Take it easy.
02:21I'll explain it to you.
02:23Look,
02:24even the daughter of the house is a stranger.
02:27She has to go one day.
02:28That's why I'm saying
02:30what was yours yesterday is mine today.
02:34And what's mine today will be someone else's tomorrow.
02:37Wrong.
02:38What was yours yesterday is mine today.
02:41And it will always be mine in the future.
02:43You fool,
02:44you moron.
02:45Have you lost your mind?
02:47Get lost, you moron.
02:48You moron, have you lost your mind?
02:50What was yours yesterday is mine today.
02:52And it will always be mine in the future.
02:54No.
02:54No?
02:55Go, don't do it.
02:56Save me.
02:57Listen to me.
02:58Listen to me.
02:59Listen to me.
03:00You're hitting a kid.
03:01Talk to me.
03:03Hey, you moron.
03:06This is the first time that death is not coming to us,
03:09but we're moving towards death.
03:11What's with the style of driving?
03:13We don't have a single rupee.
03:14What will we tell that fool?
03:15I'm here. Why are you so tense?
03:17I'm tense because you're here.
03:18Relax.
03:19Hey, stop. Stop.
03:21Stop. Stop.
03:21Oh, no.
03:25Mr. Tobu, please forgive us.
03:27We tried a lot, but we couldn't arrange the money.
03:29Please give us one more...
03:30Veer, Veer, Veer.
03:32Let me speak.
03:33Yes, Mr. Tobu.
03:34Come, come.
03:36We don't have the money,
03:37but I've brought something
03:39that will make you indebted to us.
03:43Expect the unexpected.
03:46Get lost.
03:49This is a royal gift for the king of Lushoot.
03:51Prem, you hit the king with a gift.
03:54What will brother say?
03:55Veer, Veer, Veer.
03:58Do you want to see this gift in the king's treasure
04:00or hit me on the shoulder, sir?
04:01Prem.
04:03Sir.
04:15Diamonds, pearls,
04:16Dinar, Shinar, Minar,
04:18Pearl, Harbour, Blood, Diamond,
04:20Ashrafiya, Barfiya,
04:22What not?
04:29Prem says there's no need to ask.
04:31Everything is in this one thing. Open it.
04:51Tobanna says it's a lemon pickle.
04:55How can it be a lemon pickle?
04:57Does anyone give a lemon pickle to the king?
04:59There must be diamonds hidden in it to avoid customs.
05:01He's telling the truth.
05:02This is my brother's.
05:14This is not a lemon pickle.
05:16See, I told you.
05:17There are carrots and radishes in it.
05:21No.
05:23Tobu says the pickle is good,
05:25but it would have been better if there was roti with it.
05:27Not roti,
05:28I'll break you into pieces.
05:34Tobanna says if you don't return the money in two days,
05:39I'll take over your bungalow worth crores of rupees.
05:42And you'll be punished for this dirty pickle right now.
05:48Tobu turned out to be a scoundrel.
05:50He even took our clothes.
05:52This is all because of your stupidity.
05:54What? My stupidity?
05:55Yes.
05:56He bought a t-shirt worth 250 and a pant worth 350.
05:59We stole him worth 10 lakhs.
06:00Hey, idiots! What are you doing here?
06:01Sorry.
06:02Get out of here!
06:05It's not about the money, it's about your judgment.
06:08Because of your creative ideas,
06:10I have less solutions and more problems in my life.
06:13Was your father a photographer?
06:14Why?
06:15Why do you always think so negatively?
06:17Don't worry, I'm here.
06:19I have so many creative ideas.
06:20To hell with your creative ideas.
06:23Why are you barking, you dog?
06:25There's Dharam, who doesn't take Lushoto's name.
06:29There's Tobu, who exposed our underwear in Goa.
06:31And you're barking.
06:33You dog, you're barking in the car.
06:35I'll come inside and beat you up.
06:36I'll beat you up so badly, you dog.
06:44Run, Veer! Run!
06:46You run, you're the one who's been bitten.
06:49Run!
06:51Veer!
06:55Can you believe it, Mrs. Lobo?
06:57These days, a person known as rapist Ranga,
07:00half-naked, rapes beautiful girls.
07:03Beautiful girls?
07:04Yes.
07:05Then we must take care, Baba.
07:06Yes.
07:07Show me? Show me?
07:08What?
07:13Ranga!
07:13Where are you, Ranga?
07:15Run!
07:19Help, please!
07:22Somebody help!
07:26Help, please!
07:31Help, please!
07:35Somebody help!
07:39Help, please!
07:43Hello, sir.
07:44Please.
07:45Mary, you are a girl.
07:48You are like a family member here.
07:50Thank you, sir.
07:51That's why I am telling you that from today you will sleep in my bedroom and I will sleep
07:54in your room.
07:55What?
07:56What are you saying?
07:57I had to say this because there is love between you and me.
08:02What?
08:03There is love between you and me?
08:04Sir, I am a servant.
08:05Sir, I am a servant.
08:06I am a servant.
08:07I am a servant.
08:08I am a servant.
08:09I am a servant.
08:10I am a servant.
08:11I am a servant.
08:12I am a servant.
08:13I am a servant.
08:14I am a servant.
08:15I am a servant.
08:16I am a servant.
08:17I am a servant.
08:18I am a servant.
08:19Sir.
08:20I am a servant.
08:21Sir.
08:22Prem.
08:23Prem.
08:24Prem.
08:25Rich people don't look at the poor.
08:26They fall down everywhere.
08:27That's why from today, you will sleep in my bedroom.
08:28Is that clear?
08:29Yes, sir.
08:30Hello, Veer.
08:31From today your pocket money will go to Mary, not your brother.
08:34What?
08:35Our Mary?
08:36Yes.
08:37From now on, your pocket money will go to Mary, not your brother.
08:40What? My Mary?
08:42She's no longer your Mary. She's become a queen from a maid.
08:46Tonight, your Turkish brother will play merry-go-round with Mary.
08:49I don't have time to listen to your nonsense.
08:52I'm going to change.
08:54Poor guy is in shock.
08:56He doesn't even know that he hasn't worn anything.
08:59What will he change?
09:00Did you see, Prem?
09:01The result of your third-class ideas.
09:03Half of the city is naked.
09:05Disgusting.
09:06And you started stealing too.
09:08First, Mr. Dharam's watch.
09:09And then, Raja's royal gift.
09:11What royal? It had pickle in it.
09:13And why are you telling me?
09:15You only said, we should do this for Veer.
09:16We should do that for Veer.
09:17I'm upset.
09:20Jhanvi, it's not the same.
09:26Prem, stop!
09:28Veer!
09:29Veer!
09:30What happened?
09:32What happened, brother?
09:33Prem ran away with Vidya.
09:35Get the car.
09:37He took the car.
09:41Come on.
09:42Hey, what are you doing?
09:53Don't do!
09:57Brother, what is this?
10:04Hey, where are you taking me?
10:21He broke it.
10:28Hey, is the car working or not?
10:29It's working.
10:34Come on, drive fast.
10:36He's a nice guy, brother.
10:36Driver, come.
10:37Come on, drive.
10:41Come on, drive.
10:50Hey, stop.
10:51You shut up.
10:54Driver.
10:59Raghu, fix the car.
11:01Yes, brother.
11:02Raghu, just chill, chill.
11:04That's enough.
11:05Don't move.
11:16Tappu, pack your bags.
11:19But we're not going anywhere.
11:22You'll have to go.
11:24You have to vacate the bungalow.
11:26Why? I'll give you five lakhs.
11:31Not five lakhs, ten lakhs.
11:33Ten lakhs.
11:35Tappu has also put five lakhs on your wrist.
11:39And we're done for.
11:43You put the money.
11:46Why should I give you?
11:51Tappu says we'll have to return it.
11:53Or else we'll cut you into pieces.
11:56No, no, no.
12:00We'll cut you into pieces.
12:06There's a recession going on.
12:08We'll give you five lakhs each.
12:11First installment next year.
12:15Tappu says first installment next week.
12:18Put the money.
12:30It's been a week.
12:32And we haven't arranged for five lakhs yet.
12:34Veer, tell Dharam to give five lakhs in advance.
12:39And what lie should I tell him this time?
12:41That I've adopted five kids.
12:43Do one thing. Sell your kidney.
12:45You'll get two and a half lakhs.
12:46Funny.
12:47What are you laughing at?
12:49I'll give you all a better idea.
12:50Tomorrow the Goa carnival is starting.
12:52We'll make a group and beg.
12:54Foreigners will beg in dollars.
12:56What are you doing?
12:57Foreigners will beg in dollars.
12:59What are you doing?