KAPAL SHARMA- comedy show-best comedy show
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00:00Hello, brother.
00:01Hello, how are you?
00:02How are you? Hello, sister.
00:03I am very happy to meet you.
00:04It's good that you are here.
00:05I am making a film.
00:06This is our neighbour, Mr. Chiku.
00:08He makes a very good film.
00:09The wedding procession of children, happy birthday.
00:12Last week, there was a little problem.
00:14The poor guy got arrested.
00:15He was making a movie about someone's honeymoon.
00:18Do you talk like this about a producer?
00:20Which producer?
00:20Can't you see?
00:21Is he a producer? What are you wearing on your face?
00:23This?
00:24He doesn't even know what fashion is.
00:27He doesn't even know what fashion is.
00:31This is a powder from Dubai.
00:33Applying this makes your skin glow.
00:35Glow.
00:36Glow?
00:38Your face is coming out in an overflow.
00:40It glows.
00:41He is roaming around with flour on his face.
00:42This is flour.
00:43Someone has smeared it on your face.
00:44Actually, he doesn't even eat flour.
00:46He eats chata. Cauliflower chata.
00:48Potato chata.
00:49Where are you eating from?
00:50Listen to me.
00:50When a producer and an actor are talking..
00:53..a film critic shouldn't interrupt.
00:56Cheeku.
00:58You didn't even clean the toilet.
01:01You are standing here and talking nonsense.
01:04Uncle.
01:05Have you gone mad? Can't you see?
01:06I am talking to Mr. Arshad.
01:08Mr. Arshad is here.
01:09Yes.
01:10Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:12I said, move back.
01:14Hello, Mr. Arshad.
01:16Hello, Ms. Maria. How do you do?
01:18Myself to uncle.
01:20Mr. Arshad, listen.
01:21You make so many films.
01:23Give me a role in one of them.
01:25One or two scenes will do.
01:27Wait.
01:28One or two scenes.
01:29I want you in the entire film.
01:30One or two scenes.
01:31Ms. Maria, he has cheated me a lot.
01:34He has signed me in the film.
01:36After that, he kept a wedding sequence.
01:38And took real nuptial rounds with me.
01:45Look, don't fight here.
01:46Our guests are here. Go.
01:48Actually, you know what? It's his habit.
01:50She gets angry.
01:50She fights so that I can convince her.
01:52Yes, he doesn't even know how to convince her.
01:55Mr. Sharma, his wife got angry four times.
01:58He convinced her four times.
01:59He had four children.
02:01Learn from him.
02:02You teach him something.
02:04How to convince a wife when she gets angry.
02:07Please teach him.
02:08Show me what you do.
02:09How do I convince her?
02:10What will he convince her?
02:12Come here, Twinkle.
02:12Let him do it.
02:14No.
02:15Mr. Miraj wants..
02:16Yes.
02:16..a rainy season.
02:17Oh, my God.
02:19And both of us..
02:20Yes.
02:21..are drenched.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:25And there's a storm in the river.
02:27Oh.
02:28And the danger has increased.
02:30And you're floating on the stormy waves.
02:39And I'm standing on the shore and watching you.
02:44And there's an announcement.
02:45Don't go ahead. You'll die.
02:46Don't go ahead. You'll die.
02:47Don't go ahead. You'll die.
02:48And the waves took you away.
02:51And I cried a little.
02:52And then I said..
02:53..this was his fate.
02:57Shame on you.
02:58You fool.
02:59And Mr. Sanjeev, teach him.
03:01Teach him how to romance.
03:03How to convince a woman.
03:07I'm very upset with you.
03:10You come here when you're upset.
03:11You don't go there.
03:13Okay.
03:14I'm very upset with you.
03:18Listen.
03:20Did I make a mistake?
03:21Oh, I agreed. I agreed.
03:23I agreed.
03:25I agreed.
03:26Brother, I just wanted to tell you.
03:28You convinced her.
03:32I'm very sorry.
03:33Anyone can convince someone else's wife like this.
03:37It's fun when you convince your own wife.
03:39Yes.
03:40So, have you ever convinced your wife like this?
03:43Or is it the same with you?
03:45No, it's not like that.
03:46It's the opposite in our family.
03:46In our family, she says..
03:47..listen, and I say..
03:48..I agreed. I agreed.
03:49I agreed. I agreed.
03:50Oh, so sweet.
03:51Come inside.
03:52Why?
03:53Hey!
03:54Don't you want to massage my feet?
03:55Don't you want to massage my feet?
03:56Okay, come soon.
03:58Come on.
03:58Idiot.
03:59Come on.
04:06Did you see how scared she was?
04:08She couldn't breathe.
04:10She asks me to give her a broom.
04:11I say, I'll give you a broom.
04:12I'll give you a broom.
04:13I've removed the net, not the broom.