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00:00Hey go for it, if you got it, let's play.
00:04Stick your groove, man.
00:07I don't know what this is.
00:08So, Super Turbo Street Fighter Alpha, Third Strike, King of Fighters, Samurai Shodown, and uh...
00:14Fatal Fury.
00:15What the fuck?
00:16Yeah.
00:17Oh dude, this game...
00:18Oh, it's just a whole new world, man.
00:20Oh shit.
00:21This is in Smash Bros. where you can just press A and B, man.
00:24You got all the six buttons right here, man.
00:26Rock, very good.
00:30Good selection.
00:31I'm not gonna lie.
00:32I'm gonna put the caps up here.
00:34It's like Akuma, baby.
00:36Alright.
00:37So, your demon is Akuma.
00:39My demon is Dandy.
00:40Alright, let's see.
00:41I just like playing with it.
00:43Alright.
00:44Uh, I just press buttons.
00:45Older doesn't matter to me.
00:46You can just press stars and that's it.
00:49Alright, here we go.
00:53Here we go.
00:56Ooh.
00:59Oh, that's funny, man.
01:05Very nice.
01:07Ooh, I love the sound of that.
01:09I hate it.
01:10Hell yeah, dude.
01:11It's almost impractical, bro.
01:14Ooh.
01:21Man, I hate sucking at this thing.
01:25Oh, hold on.
01:26Oh, hold on.
01:27Oh, hold on.
01:28Hell yeah, dude.
01:29Embrace it.
01:30Just don't let your wife hear this.
01:34Oh.
01:45Ooh.
02:04Nice.
02:05Good shit.
02:06Alright, but now I'm actually going to play Kirkus, I know.
02:09I don't even know what Toto is.
02:12Like, what the fuck is a Toto?
02:13Alright, here we go.
02:15Oh, that's not, that's stupid.
02:27That's actually bad.
02:31I never heard that slow.
02:43Nice.
02:56Nice.
02:57Oh, come on.
02:58That was shit.
03:00Don't give me credit for that.
03:04Hey, come on, come on.
03:08I know, right?
03:09And now he's a street fighter.
03:12What in the world is going to be next?
03:14I don't know, Pokemon?
03:15Fortnite?
03:16Hey, I would like that.
03:17That would be good.
03:37Nice.
03:38There you go.
03:40There you go, there you go, there you go.
03:43He is not okay.
03:46How are you here, though?
03:47Raise your face a little.
03:48Oh, God.
03:49Oh, come on.
03:50I'm not even gonna thank you.
03:55Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
04:11I have to think of a reverse, uh, I don't know.
04:17Crack shoot.
04:40So slow.
04:43You're the wrong speed of the game, man.
04:48Nice.
04:49Look at that.
04:53I'm not gonna do it healthy at all.
05:02Okay.
05:07Nice.
05:08I really wish I looked at the speed.
05:13Oh, yeah, man.
05:14We're still around.
05:19I like, uh, I like how kind of paced it is.
05:24It feels like a chess match, I guess.
05:27Oh, shit.
05:28It's very slow.
05:29It's actually, this is one of the two speeds.
05:31There's actually a fast-paced speed.
05:34I don't mind this speed.
05:35Like, I like how hard it can move.
05:36Yeah.
05:38Let's see.
05:40Uh, you know what?
05:41I'll go a little crazy.
05:44Let's see.
05:47It's all C.
05:48Yeah, why not?
05:49I don't know.
05:51Let's see.
05:52It's not like I know how to play this.
05:54Sack of the bank.
05:55All right, here we go.
05:59Bank.
06:00All right.
06:02Oh, this isn't going on YouTube.
06:03It's going on Rumble.
06:04Fuck YouTube.
06:05Fuck YouTube.
06:07Uh, it's, uh, it's like YouTube, but better.
06:15Oh, they got original SoulCalibur?
06:16Oh, my God.
06:17This one?
06:18Oh, shit.
06:19Yeah.
06:21Hell yeah.
06:22Namco needs to do, like, a collection.
06:24Like, SoulCalibur, Tekken.
06:26They need to do it all.
06:31All right.
06:33Am I moving slowly or playing?
06:35Yeah, you're playing the wiper.
06:36You're pressing the heavy one.
06:38There you go.
06:47Oh, I like the sound of that.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49That sounds so cool.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:13Oh.
07:26Oh.
07:33Oh.
07:53Yeah, all right.
07:54Come on, Mike.
07:58Look at that.
08:00That's so lucky off of my recovery.
08:04Very nice.
08:24Not without some blood.
08:27Yeah, your blood.
08:30Yeah, I don't see it.
08:32Here, let me help you.
08:33There you go.
08:38It's not 5 for 3.
08:39I don't like that.
08:42Hell no.
08:44This is, like, the worst, uh, gameplay I've ever done in this game.
08:59Well, you know.
09:01I got to let you have fun somehow, you know?
09:03Yeah.
09:04He's losing, ladies and gentlemen.
09:06He's got to come from behind.
09:08Yeah, the video definitely shows that, huh?
09:23Nice.
09:29Oh, great.
09:35Chip damage, man.
09:36Chip damage.
09:40What? I'm not good with him.
09:43Liar.
09:45Look at that.
09:46What the fuck is this speed?
09:47I hate this fucking speed.
09:51Why do I hate you?
09:54Okay.
09:57Me neither.
09:59Look at that.
10:04Alright, man.
10:05Bring out your Akuma.
10:06This is what I've been looking for.
10:29Damn.
10:42Come here.
10:59The fuck is that?
11:00It's like the slowest overhand ever.
11:02I love that shit.
11:03It's so fucking slow.
11:04What are you going to do with it?
11:05What are you going to do?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31He has that move.
11:32I should do that more often.
11:36Yeah, he has that move.
11:37Yeah.
11:38I'm a very nauseous guy.
11:46Oh, we've got like 30 seconds.
11:47Do you want to grab a coffee or something?
11:50Goodbye.
11:52Oh, get out of here.
11:53That was the worst gameplay I've ever done.
11:56Slow grenade and boom.
11:58That was terrible, man.
11:59Why didn't you give me a crack at first?
12:01That's the best you can do.
12:04Well, you know.
12:07I'm a fraud, apparently.
12:10Let's go play that horror game with him.
12:12Oh, yeah.
12:13Fuck yeah.
12:14Let's do that.
12:15Let me watch this line real quick.
12:16Fuck this game.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Alright.