• 2 months ago
ninja
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00:00oh is this the nine tails fox attack yeah it is
00:30a nine-tailed fox appeared suddenly
00:35tails lashed out smashing mountains and sending tidal waves crashing to the
00:41shores
00:46the ninja rose up to defend their villages
00:51oh yeah kama's gonna whoop your ass
01:21you
01:36oh i'm just such a cool little 12 year old
01:51you
02:21that's a big-ass mountain holy shit
02:29wonder if they can add to it with Earth style once they run out of room I'm a
02:37ninja now hell yeah shittiest in the class
02:45such a nerd
03:15I'm a ninja
03:20hidden leaf village now you won't ever have to worry again
03:27I'm going all out! So that one day, I can become Hokage!
03:32Believe it!
03:37But I gotta eat first.
03:41But before that, I gotta get something to eat.
03:48Oh, Iruka, you're the man.
03:52Don't just... What are you doing, Naruto?
03:58Yeah, burn off those carbs.
04:10Let me... Whoa.
04:18I just wanna play.
04:23I guess I should save.
04:27Yo!
04:35Naruto Cannon?
04:49What's the point of that? What the fuck did I just do?
04:55How do I get that? Oh, I'm a dick.
05:02Haha, I took your stuff.
05:06Whoa.
05:16Can I kill these? Wait.
05:20Yeah, die people, die.
05:22Oh, fuck yeah.
05:30No, no, no.
05:33So why does that?
05:44No. I suck at this.
05:53I... Oh my god.
06:02Oh, lady! Wait, is there a...
06:06There's no story missions. I just do these?
06:11Shit.
06:23Can I tell her I'm gonna do this?
06:28Three red flowers, yeah.
06:31Where the hell is the...
06:36Ya knock knock jokes?
06:40Whoa.
06:42You hot, lady.
06:45Move over, Sky Sensei.
06:48Oh, yeah.
06:50Wait, what?
06:52Sky Sensei!
06:56Wait, what is...
07:02Wait.
07:07That's... I didn't even look at her. That's what she looks like?
07:17Okay, don't tell me what I'm doing, game.
07:21This camera view.
07:30Wait, what?
07:41Oh, I looked away. What the hell was I doing?
07:46Can't I just run up here?
07:51You know what? Fuck it.
07:54Yeah, I'm just fucking cool, dude.
08:00Oh my god, I hate myself so much right now.
08:05Yeah, I fucking knew it.
08:09I'm a ninja, boy.
08:11Ninja, boy.
08:18Alright. I'm just a vandal, apparently.
08:30Alright.
08:35Save point, save point.
08:41I'm gonna go to that weird mission by me.
08:46Whoa.
08:52I'm so rich now.
08:56I wonder if these respawn.
09:12Oh, it's you, bro.
09:14Oh, you little shits over there. I see you.
09:18Oh my god.
09:25Fuck yeah, I'll do it.
09:29What is it? Is he just little bitches? Oh my god.
09:33What is it? Is he just little bitches? Oh my god.
09:51That's it. Wait, what?
09:55Oh, it's my swing where no one loved me.
10:03S rank, though? What the hell?
10:07I want this one.
10:14That's all my money.
10:20Oh yeah.
10:22Oh.
10:29I run this town.
10:33I don't. I like this mode and I don't mean to do it.
10:42Hmm.
10:44Yeah, punch that tree.
10:52Oh.
11:10Oh man, I remember when this game came out.
11:13Frickin'.
11:15Such a good game at the time.
11:17I think it was PS3.
11:22Oh.
11:28I never broke a box before.
11:31Wait, what?
11:35Hold.
11:41That switch I had earlier?
11:43You want me to run a mile?
11:46Oh, fuck this.
11:53Oh, baby, you lookin' good.
12:00Uh, okay.
12:05I don't need any of that bullshit. Thanks for nothin'.
12:11Wait, what is this?
12:16Uh...
12:22Let me save, I guess?
12:26Uh...
12:43That's a goddamn switch.
12:48I'm the goddamn Hulk.
12:51Oh, this is how they're gonna make me play this game, eh?
12:57Wonderful. Wait.
12:59Oh my god, I'm now a chakra man.
13:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
13:08I'm so strong.
13:12Oh, holy shit.
13:20Wow.
13:29Shoot.
13:37Wow, those went far, weirdly far.
13:41Can I not...
13:43Wait.
13:45Isn't there a way to fuckin' run up walls?
13:58Ah, my toe is so itchy.
14:02Oh.
14:04Wait.
14:07Yeah, not stupid.
14:15Sorry, ramen man. Wait, can I not steal his?
14:20Okay.
14:27Anything.
14:37Oh, yeah, dude.
14:40I'll bring you some tasty stuff.
14:45I'll bring you, like, fuckin' running on stew.
14:56Oh, it's this old bat.
15:00Right? Wait.
15:03No, it's not.
15:05Frickin' tired.
15:09Wait, was this the shop the whole time? Please don't be it.
15:15Why would I want...
15:17What?
15:21Figurines.
15:26What?
15:29I don't remember any of this in the game before.
15:37Let's go.
15:44Okay.
15:52Okay.
15:58I don't... I don't...
16:00What do you expect?
16:09There's no way.
16:14Okay.
16:19What?
16:21So where's the...
16:25Flower shop?
16:45Dang, I suck.
16:51Wait, what's red mean?
16:55Ramen. Cause I gotta know where the ramen is at all times.
16:59Alright, lady. Tell me.
17:01Tell me.
17:12I don't understand what you want me to do.
17:17Can I locate them?
17:31Okay.
17:39Oh my god.
17:48Wait.
17:50I don't know what I just did.
17:55Oh my god. Yeah, I wanna skip this.
17:57What did I just do?
17:59Play the...
18:04Wait.
18:08What did I do?
18:10Did I just restart the game?
18:13Wait, what?
18:16What the fuck?
18:21That was so not cool.
18:25Okay.
18:30What rank is the fucking flower thing is?
18:34Okay.
18:59Okay, I guess that'll be the next thing right here.
19:03Yippee skippee.