Goat 2024 new south movie
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00:00So, tell me about yourself.
00:09Myself Rakesh Sharma.
00:10I have done my engineering from IIT Ghaziabad.
00:13Sorry, I forgot to bring the mark sheet today.
00:15But I will email it to you by evening.
00:18Okay.
00:19So, what do you like Rakesh?
00:21Majorly thermodynamics.
00:23But I also love mathematics.
00:25Yeah.
00:30What happened?
00:39See, I think you are a nice guy.
00:44But you are very weird.
00:48What do you call it?
00:50You are very weird.
00:52You mean?
00:53Weird?
00:59Okay, I got it.
01:06You are a little nervous in this arranged marriage setup.
01:10That's why you want to speak smart and educated.
01:13But what you are saying is weird.
01:15I got it.
01:16I got it.
01:17No problem.
01:18Don't be nervous.
01:21What happened?
01:22Why are you taking tension?
01:23I will make you a queen.
01:27You have a package of 4.5 lakhs.
01:29Yes, but dad has also earned a lot.
01:32He has a car and a house.
01:34And you know what?
01:36My elder brother has also died.
01:38So, everything is mine.
01:40Only mine.
01:43Look, honestly, I think...
01:47I love you.
01:50I love you very much.
01:52If you say anything, think ten times before you say it.
01:55I think we are made for each other.
01:57You are my soulmate.
02:00Look, isn't it weird?
02:02We have only spoken once before.
02:05That too on WhatsApp.
02:06And you fell in love with me.
02:08I became your soulmate.
02:14You are so beautiful.
02:17Anyone can become your lover.
02:20Mummy!
02:38I had read in a book.
02:40We are made the way we choose our company.
02:44And the boys with me...
02:46...couldn't even talk to their cousins.
02:50So, how can they talk to any other girl?
02:52Renuka!
02:55Renuka!
02:56Did you see your performance?
02:58Did you go on a skateboard with mud oil?
03:00You set fire to the band store.
03:02Insolent!
03:04I was probably the only one...
03:06...amongst these lustful beasts...
03:08...who knew the meaning of love.
03:12I had only one wish since childhood.
03:15If I get married, I will marry a beautiful girl.
03:19In fact, I met a girl in school.
03:22But...
03:24If you can't do it, then let me tell you...
03:26...that it's a good day.
03:27Yes, yes.
03:28I forgot to brush my teeth in a hurry.
03:30You are looking good.
03:32You go and tell her that...
03:35...I will make her a diamond.
03:38Just like Akshay Kumar.
03:39Say something else.
03:43I have to say something about Akshay Kumar.
03:45Okay.
03:52Rakesh has sent me.
03:53He is saying that...
03:54...heroism is not in farting...
03:55...but in giving a pad.
03:57Our boy is no less than Akshay Kumar.
03:59And he wants to gift you a pad.
04:03Let me ask him.
04:06You want it, don't you, Rakesh?
04:07Yes.
04:08I want it.
04:21My first love...
04:23...whom I wanted to introduce to my mother and sister...
04:26...she united my mother and sister in front of the whole school.
04:33And after that, I was so scared of rejection...
04:35...that I couldn't make a girlfriend again.
04:41Although, a few years later...
04:42...in engineering college...
04:43...Dhaiya Bhaiya told me something...
04:45...that blind people have a chance to meet again.
04:49No matter how beautiful your face is...
04:52...but if your package is lost...
04:55...then the parents of a beautiful girl...
04:57...will shame you...
04:59...for marrying her.
05:00Hail Dhaiya Bhaiya!
05:01Hail Dhaiya Bhaiya!
05:03Hail Dhaiya Bhaiya!
05:04You'll get a car and some money.
05:06And they'll say...
05:07...go, son-in-law...
05:09...have as much sex as you want.
05:11Hail Dhaiya Bhaiya!
05:12Hail Dhaiya Bhaiya!
05:14Hail Dhaiya Bhaiya!
05:15But Dhaiya Bhaiya never told me...
05:18...that only 2-4 students...
05:20...get placed in our college.
05:24Only 4 students got placed?
05:28I never developed the personality...
05:30...to impress anyone again.
05:32My father got me a job...
05:33...without thinking twice.
05:35The world says...
05:36...look at Mr. Sharma's son.
05:38Look at Mr. Sharma's son.
05:40But what does your in-laws give you?
05:42What do you see in him?
05:43What is there in him?
05:47I'm 28 years old...
05:48...and in the last year...
05:50...I've rejected 11 girls.
05:53Now only God knows...
05:55...when...
05:56...Mr. Sharma will get married.
06:03Why did I buy this dining table...
06:05...when I don't want to eat on it?
06:07What's in your mind?
06:09If you don't want to abuse...
06:10...then tell me.
06:11I'm not that old.
06:12You don't want to abuse...
06:13...but I have some desires too.
06:15Oh!
06:16Desires?
06:18A girl said yes with great difficulty...
06:20...and you're saying no?
06:24It's not that bad.
06:28It's just a little dark.
06:30A blind man needs a stick...
06:31...and a dog needs bread.
06:33No matter how you meet...
06:34...you should hug each other.
06:35At least you two should support each other.
06:38I want a beautiful girl.
06:39Beautiful.
06:40How is she beautiful?
06:41Will she look good with me?
06:43Oh!
06:44You're such a Raneel Kapoor.
06:46Will you get Deepika?
06:47Not Deepika.
06:48Alia.
06:49That's the same thing.
06:51The point is...
06:52...this girl is like Goddess Lakshmi.
06:58Yes, dad.
06:59You must be seeing Goddess Lakshmi in her.
07:02Just ruin my life...
07:03...for a little dowry.
07:05It's okay.
07:07Hey!
07:09I scold you a little...
07:10...and you start thinking about me.
07:13You're my only child.
07:16I won't ruin your life...
07:17...for a little dowry.
07:19Dad, I'm sorry.
07:21I'll give you 50 lakhs.
07:23Entry is out.
07:24Automatic.
07:25You won't change.
07:27You can't change.
07:28I'm thinking about you.
07:30That Gurgaon flat.
07:31You can buy it.
07:32It's less than 50.
07:33But, grandpa...
07:35...aunty at least...
07:36...wants aunty who fought with Jhanvi.
07:39Insolent.
07:40You take your mother's name.
07:41Listen to this.
07:42I knew it.
07:44If a widow daughter-in-law...
07:46...will wear such deep blouse...
07:48...in front of her brother-in-law...
07:50...then her brother-in-law will be happy.
07:53Mom, what are you saying?
07:54Look at her.
07:55She's standing in front.
07:56After brother...
07:57...I'll talk to her...
07:58...to know how she's doing.
08:00You...
08:01One minute.
08:03It's a girl's call.
08:05And I'm going to say yes.
08:07No, dad.
08:08Dad, please.
08:10Dad, please.
08:11Hello.
08:13Yes, Mr. Shukla.
08:15Look...
08:16...I like the girl.
08:20But...
08:22Okay.
08:23Radhe.
08:27Shukla.
08:34This is what you'll do, Samwar.
08:37The girl rejected you.
08:41You should look good together.
08:43She rejected me?
08:44Yes.
08:49What attitude does she have?
08:51Give it to me.
08:52Talk to me.
08:53Who is it?
08:57Talk to me.
08:58No.
08:59Sorry.
09:00Yes.
09:01Yes.
09:02Sure.
09:04Radhe.
09:06It's good that she rejected you.
09:08My friend Neetu.
09:09From Gurgaon.
09:10It was her call.
09:12The girl liked you.
09:14Someone must be messing with me.
09:16Shut up.
09:17I've sent you a picture on WhatsApp.
09:19Look at it.
09:20I called her this weekend.
09:21And mom...
09:22...the girl is so beautiful.
09:24What do I tell you?
09:25My heart says...
09:26...this will work out.
09:28What do you say, Jhanvi?
09:31Even my heart said that night...
09:33...that he will bring flowers for me.
09:36But look...
09:37...it's been five years.
09:39Now I bring flowers for him every day.
09:42Dear.
09:43How many times have I told you...
09:45...not to say bad things all the time.
09:47It spoils everyone's mood.
09:55Go.
10:12Hope it's not getting stuck.
10:13Perfect.
10:16Are you ready?
10:18Yes, mom.
10:19Dear.
10:20You have a new life to start.
10:22And whatever you have done till now, I forget it and you forget it too.
10:28Rakesh is a well settled boy and he is so decent.
10:34He will always be in your control.
10:36Yes mom.
10:38Don't say yes. I will cut your tongue.
10:41And if you say anything in front of him then...
10:44Mom, why are you getting so emotional?
10:46She is saying that she wants to get married.
10:48You don't worry.
10:50If anything happens to me, I will handle it.
10:52And I will come back to the clinic in an hour.
10:56At least you could have taken leave today.
10:58You could have taken off today.
10:59Mom, because of my off, the patient will get off.
11:03All the best.
11:11Don't worry mom.
11:12Nothing will go wrong.
11:14You know me.
11:21Kothe
11:33Kothe is so nice.
11:36She doesn't have a son.
11:39Uncle, if they ask for water then refuse it.
11:42Otherwise like last time, you will keep saying may I go to toilet.
11:47What is the matter? Why are you looking out of place?
11:49My mom has asked me to sleep here.
11:51Why? Are you looking out of place for the whole family?
11:53Mom, why did you call him?
11:56If grandma had come in his place, we would have been a family.
12:00You called him here without any reason.
12:02Son, if two friends are together at such moments,
12:05then it builds confidence.
12:07Aunty, he is at least 1,100-1,200 kgs.
12:10If you leave this, you will go to some I.V.Y.S.
12:12This is not about him.
12:14The rate is 1,50,000 kgs.
12:16You have come here to register him.
12:18You have come here to register him.
12:20Keep your dealership outside and keep your feet inside.
12:24He is his friend as he is.
12:27We are not leaving him since childhood.
12:30Till marriage.
12:32Shall I take the photo of the house till then?
12:34Pichinder, don't do this.
12:36Move ahead.
12:37Don't do this.
12:38Move ahead.
12:39All of you move ahead.
12:40Brother, listen to me.
12:41Move ahead.
12:47Why is he taking the photo of our house?
12:51I don't think he has any intentions.
12:54You know your daughter's intentions, right?
12:57That's why, join your hands quietly and welcome him.
13:01Namaste.
13:02Namaste.
13:03Namaste.
13:04Welcome.
13:05Welcome, son.
13:06Welcome.
13:08And son Jhanvi, how are you?
13:10How are mom and dad?
13:12They expired 6 years ago.
13:15They were going by scooty.
13:18Some truck driver got into the vehicle.
13:20On the road, the dead bodies were lying on the road.
13:23As if onions and salt had fallen from the plate.
13:25Enough, son.
13:26Enough.
13:28You are talking about the past.
13:33Tell me, sister.
13:34Tell me, sister.
13:36She is crying in her youth.
13:38When she was...
13:51Sister-in-law, your house is very beautiful.
13:54Just like you.
14:01So, son.
14:03Which company are you in?
14:05Uncle, I am in Infosys.
14:10So, the package must be around 3-3.5.
14:14No, no, uncle. What are you saying?
14:15It's 4.5.
14:24Aunty, uncle.
14:26Don't take tension.
14:28I don't have any problem in earning.
14:29Because apart from job, I also earn money by trading on Binomo.
14:34What is this, son?
14:35Aunty, Binomo is a trading platform from where you can earn extra income.
14:39Did someone quote from somewhere?
14:42No, no, uncle.
14:43In Binomo, they give you a demo account.
14:45First, to learn, to develop skills.
14:48After that, you go to the real account and earn profit.
14:51Look, I will show you.
14:53Like I have deposited money here.
14:55Now, according to me, the graph of managerial prediction will go up.
15:00Take this. Profit is made.
15:02Now, I can withdraw this money anytime.
15:04And anyone can earn from this.
15:06There is a link in the description box.
15:07By downloading from there.
15:08So, there is no tension of earning.
15:10Now, tell me about the girl.
15:12Neetu, go and bring Sunaina.
15:16Look, she herself has come.
15:29Neetu, go and bring Sunaina.
15:30Look, she herself has come.
15:31Look, she herself has come.
15:54Stop it.
15:55You will break the hymen.
15:56You are his sister.
15:58If I break it, I can build a resort for her.
16:01I will get a big rent.
16:03Hello, uncle. Hello, aunty.
16:04Myself Tejinder Yadav.
16:06Alias Teji.
16:07Where is my property?
16:09In Gurgaon.
16:10If you need any property, let me know.
16:11And if you want to sell this house, let me know.
16:13I have already deposited the money.
16:15Give me the ball.
16:16In my lap.
16:17In my lap.
16:21Wow.
16:26So, you are an engineer, right?
16:29Yes.
16:30The gin has come out of the bottle.
16:35Yes.
16:36Where did you learn it?
16:38From IIT.
16:40Oh, IIT.
16:41No, you are misunderstanding.
16:43Mine is Indrani Institute of Technology.
16:46Locally in Ghaziabad.
16:47That's what I thought.
16:49Anyway.
16:50Tell me.
16:52Why do you think I should consider you?
17:03Because.
17:05Because.
17:06Say it. What is stuck in your mouth?
17:08Say it.
17:09Yes.
17:10Because.
17:11Because.
17:13Because I am hardworking.
17:15I am honest.
17:16And I think.
17:19I think.
17:21I think I have all the skills required for the job.
17:23Yes.
17:24This is it.
17:25This is it.
17:26Yes.
17:42Unbelievable.
17:51If you ask me.
17:52If you ask me.
17:53Your son is very honest.
17:56And cultured.
17:57Today's boys.
17:58Are found only on Agarbatti's posters.
18:05Uncle.
18:06I think you will be in trouble today.
18:09Son.
18:10Don't let them get into trouble before marriage.
18:11They are thinking about the past.
18:14If I get into trouble.
18:15I will tell them about dowry.
18:19So, brother.
18:20Let's talk about today.
18:22Excuse me.
18:26Hello.
18:28Yes.
18:29Advocate Ramendra Singh.
18:30What?
18:32The girl is in trouble?
18:36Don't worry.
18:39I will break IPC section 498A.
18:43The whole family will be in jail for life.
18:48Come to my chamber on the 3rd.
18:51I will meet you there.
18:54Yes.
18:56Brother.
18:59Brother.
19:01I was saying.
19:04If the boy and girl are ready.
19:06Then we will proceed further.
19:12We don't have any demand.
19:14We will do as you say.
19:15Right?
19:17You behave like a lion at home.
19:19Yes.
19:20We will do as you say.
19:26Hey.
19:27You came back so soon?
19:29Yes.
19:30My patient got off before I could reach.
19:32So, I thought I will reach on time.
19:35Hello, uncle.
19:36Hello, aunty.
19:37Hello, sister-in-law.
19:38She is my younger daughter.
19:41Hi.
19:42Shruti.
19:47Shruti.
20:03Open the bag.
20:07What happened, son?
20:09Nothing, aunty.
20:10They were telling in the news.
20:12The fourth wave can come anytime.
20:13So, it's right.
20:14You all apply it.
20:16Son.
20:17We have applied both the doses.
20:19You get comfortable.
20:20No, aunty.
20:21I have applied the Covid sheet.
20:22So, I am comfortable.
20:23I am very uncomfortable.
20:24Mom.
20:25Mom.
20:26Do one thing.
20:27Get up.
20:28We will talk about the rest on video call.
20:29Get up.
20:30Get up.
20:31Talk a little.
20:32You will keep talking.
20:33Nothing will happen.
20:34Come on.
20:35I will tell you later.
20:36Shruti.
20:37Do you recognize her?
20:38Sandy.
20:39Sandy.
20:40She was in the bar.
20:41She stole your math book and sent it.
20:42You were crying in the whole school.
20:43Do you recognize her?
20:44No.
20:45You must have recognized her.
20:46This.
20:47Lick.
20:48Lick.
20:49You were slapping her.
20:50Do you remember?
20:51Shankesh.
20:52Yes.
20:53You recognize her.
20:54Childhood.
20:55Yes.
20:56Yes.
20:57Shankesh.
20:58Yes, yes, I recognize you, Anshu.
21:04Childhood.
21:05Give it.
21:06No.
21:07Please.
21:08Not like this, Anshu.
21:09First say Papa.
21:10Go and kill him.
21:11No.
21:12No.
21:13No.
21:14No.
21:15No.
21:16No.
21:17No.
21:18No.
21:19No.
21:20No.
21:21No.
21:22No.
21:23No.
21:24No.
21:25No.
21:27Uncle, come out quickly.
21:29Grandma is saying that our nose will get cut here too.
21:33Give it to me, Anshu.
21:36Hey, is the ladder broken, Anshu?
21:38It's been half an hour.
21:40Come quickly.
21:48Come.
21:51What happened? Why is it crooked?
21:57Hey.
21:59Come, son, come.
22:00I got angry in the last video, sister.
22:10Can we talk in private?
22:16Yes, yes, son, go.
22:17I don't have such old thoughts.
22:20It will make sense only if you talk.
22:22Go, son, go.
22:24Come.
22:27It's good that brother-in-law and sister-in-law will be friends.
22:29So, if there is any talk tomorrow, she will compromise.
22:33Aunty, not everyone who studies in the same class is a friend.
22:37Yes, yes.
22:39Did you guys have tea?
22:41Please, please.
22:42It must be cold.
22:45I mean, I like coffee when it's cold.
22:48What's up, Shruti?
22:50You must be tired.
22:52What's going on these days?
22:55I'll tell you in the class.
23:06She has learned to give dirty cards.
23:20By the way, your room is very beautiful.
23:22Green, yellow.
23:24We make all the walls white.
23:30The suit is also looking very nice.
23:32Blue.
23:34It's my favorite color.
23:42And what are your hobbies?
23:52Come on, lock it.
23:55Lock?
23:57Lock? Why?
23:59Hey, we are thinking of getting married.
24:03We will have to check the physical compatibility.
24:07Now?
24:09Then when?
24:11But I am not ready for this test.
24:15Yes.
24:23Okay.
24:29By the way, there is no need for this.
24:31I mean, I can do it for 5-7 minutes.
24:34There is no problem.
24:35Okay.
24:36I mean, have you had sex before this?
24:38Hey, no, no. I don't have sex.
24:41I mean, I have an idea for an ETA.
24:52Salt is less.
24:54Let me try the kachori.
25:01It seems that the child has fasted for 3-4 days.
25:05Sister-in-law, I remembered from the children.
25:06You have only two daughters, right?
25:08Yes, that.
25:09Brother.
25:13Shruti is actually the daughter of our younger brother.
25:18Then after her parents passed away,
25:23more than Sunaina,
25:26we have adopted Shruti.
25:29It's a big thing.
25:30It's legal.
25:34I was saying that the kids haven't come yet.
25:36One minute.
25:38Shruti dear.
25:39Yes, mom.
25:41Dear, call Sunaina and Rakesh.
25:43It's been a long time.
25:44I will go and see.
25:46By the way, what will be the value of this property?
25:50What do you mean?
25:52We are also thinking the same.
25:53We will make it a little bigger.
25:54But this is also fine.
25:55According to our family size.
25:57We will do it.
25:59This is around 7-8 crores.
26:03Water.
26:04Water.
26:05Water.
26:06Water.
26:07Take it.
26:10Don't call me to talk about 1-2 crores.
26:13Take these small decisions yourself.
26:15Golu, how many times have I told you?
26:17Don't come out and eat like you don't get anything at home.
26:20Mom, I have only eaten 4 samosas.
26:23And you are also after me.
26:30Why are you feeling bad about the kid?
26:34Wipe your tears.
26:38It's nothing.
26:39He needs a father.
26:41Who can take care of his three grandmothers.
26:51It will take time.
26:52But we will make a deep bond.
26:57Sunaina.
26:59Sunaina.
27:02Sunaina.
27:05Sunaina.
27:09Sunaina.
27:13Where is Sunaina?
27:18Why are you crying?
27:20Sunaina.
27:25A boy came on a bike wearing a monkey cap.
27:29Sunaina made me tie this dupatta rope.
27:32And she ran away with him.
27:35Is this the way to behave?
27:37You called a decent boy to your house.
27:40Did she tell you where she is going?
27:41She didn't tell me anything.
27:43She was repeatedly telling me to hurry up.
27:45Otherwise she has a gun.
27:47And she has a good aim.
27:50You have no self-respect.
27:54What should I do?
27:56I wanted to sit and talk to her.
27:58It's good.
28:00At least I am not a creep like you.
28:02I am not a creep.
28:05I get nervous in front of girls.
28:07I start talking nonsense.
28:09I admit that I am not a creep.
28:11I love, I mean respect girls.
28:14Respect?
28:16When you sent your friend to me that day to give me a bat.
28:20You were shouting shamelessly.
28:22Yes, I love you.
28:24Respect.
28:26Oh God!
28:28What bat?
28:30I was telling you that I love you.
28:34What Ram story are you telling me?
28:36My in-laws are also like this.
28:37I don't know what story I told you.
28:41If that was the case, why didn't you say anything?
28:43I didn't say anything.
28:45You are talking about the past.
28:47What's the use of that now?
28:52He hung up again.
28:55One second.
28:56Wait.
28:57Where are you going?
28:58Where will I go?
28:59I will go home.
29:00I will go down and tell them to stop eating samosas.
29:02Sunaina ran away.
29:03Are you mad?
29:04I am not mad.
29:05I am an engineer.
29:08I will be 30 in a year.
29:10I want to get married.
29:12So that I can run in my children's sports day race.
29:15Then you will run.
29:16I mean, you will get married.
29:19That too with Sunaina.
29:21Look, your parents look cool.
29:24They are not.
29:25They will bring Sunaina back in a jiffy.
29:28That too in just two days.
29:31Really?
29:32What else?
29:33Till then don't throw this bat in front of your family.
29:37Please.
29:39Please.
29:43I mean, we have to pretend.
29:45He watches horror movies even today.
29:47He goes to sleep with his grandma.
29:50Our Rakesh is so innocent.
29:52He is not innocent.
29:53He is called a coward.
29:54Please be quiet now.
29:57Where did you leave Sunaina?
29:59What?
30:00Where is Sunaina?
30:01She was a little tired.
30:03That's why she is resting.
30:05Why is she tired?
30:07They had an intellectual and intense conversation.
30:11That's why she is resting.
30:13Don't worry.
30:14I will talk to her.
30:16That's a good news.
30:18She is getting married.
30:20Come and hug me.
30:22Congratulations.
30:23I will meet Kali Panditji tomorrow and fix Rokey's date.
30:27No.
30:28Where will you meet him so soon?
30:30Who?
30:31Date aunty.
30:32We have to make preparations.
30:34That's how it happens.
30:35It takes a lot of money.
30:37We will meet Rokey next week.
30:40Okay.
30:41Bye.
30:42Bye.
30:48Rakesh.
30:50Thanks.
30:52I am really sorry.
30:54I misunderstood you when we were kids.
30:58You are a nice guy.
31:01Bye.
31:03Bye.
31:10Bye.
31:27I am telling you.
31:28I will clear everything with Rokey.
31:29Then we will talk.
31:31Shut up.
31:32I have been trying to stop you.
31:41Bye.
32:02Shruti.
32:03You are here.
32:04Come.
32:05I will drop you home.
32:06No.
32:07You are talking nonsense.
32:08Listen.
32:09Sit.
32:11Shruti.
32:12How come you are here?
32:14Shall I drop you home?
32:16Settle down.
32:20Sorry.
32:21Car.
32:23Shoot.
32:24Plan cancelled.
32:37Hi.
32:38Sorry.
32:39Did I disturb you?
32:40Were you taking a bath?
32:41Actually, I came out with my friends.
32:43Tell me.
32:44What happened?
32:45Yes.
32:46I called you because..
32:47Because..
32:49Because..
32:54Close the gate.
32:56Yes.
32:57I called you because..
32:58My family is suspicious.
33:01What?
33:02How?
33:03Maybe because..
33:04In arranged marriages..
33:05People are always on the phone.
33:06Right?
33:07I am working from home.
33:08So, I roam around the house.
33:09So, you..
33:11What is the problem?
33:13You can talk to me.
33:15There is no problem.
33:16You can call me.
33:18Yes.
33:19Okay.
33:20Works.
33:21Okay.
33:22Okay.
33:23My family had one more complaint.
33:25They tell me everyday..
33:27..that I don't go to meet Sunaina.
33:29So..
33:30Okay.
33:31We will meet.
33:33Okay.
33:34If..
33:37Okay.
33:59He didn't pick up the call the whole day.
34:07Tu hi tu subh haan shyaam hai
34:13Kehde jo haan toh abhi se
34:27Pata hai, maine kabhi sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki meri behen ki shaadi, tum se hogi
34:33Maine bhi nahi socha tha waise toh, aur abhi hui kaha hai
34:38Arey ho jayegi yaar, wo toh honi hi hai
34:41Tum papa ko nahi jaante, unhone ne already ladke peechhe laga diye hain
34:45Bas ek aath din ki baat hai, Sundara dev ko dhoon ke le aayenge, bas sab sort kar denge
34:49Pakka dhoon laenge?
34:51Hundred percent, guarantee hai
34:54Aur haan fir main na, tumhe Rakesh nahi, Rakesh jeejo kahke bulaungi
34:59Oh my god, Rakesh jeejo, kitna ajeeb sound kar raha hai
35:03Arey yeh faltu ki baatein chhodo, yeh batao, boyfriend kya saa hai tumhara?
35:08Kaunse boyfriend?
35:10Haan, humein toh kuch pata hi nahi hai jaise, sab cover rakhte hain hum bhi
35:14Sandy ne abhi kuch din pehle tumhe dekha tha wo, restaurant mein, ek bande ke saath, chashma, coat
35:19Yaad aaya kaunsa boyfriend? Hmm? Chhupi rustam?
35:23Par zyada serious toh nahi hai na
35:25Dekho kisi ko batana mat, wo main supershaadi.com ke through ek ladke se milne bhi thi
35:31Kyun?
35:35Yaar, randomly kisi pandit ladke se shaadi karne ke himmat hai nahi
35:40Aur yeh, date wait karne ke umar ab rahi hai nahi
35:45Toh khud hi explore kar rahi hu, hopefully kuch ho jaye
35:55Papa ka call aa raha hai, chale?
35:58Let's go
36:04Batao, yeh poori duniya mein pandit ka ladka dhond rahi hain
36:09Jab ki panditon ka sabse kaabil ladka iske saamne baitha hai
36:13Jeeju chale
36:15Yaar yeh jeeju viju mat bolo yaar
36:17Saudah iss dil ka kar diya, teri galiyan mera ghar biya
36:22Lagi humko teri aadate, jab aaye toh humko nazar biya
36:30Saudah iss dil ka kar diya, teri galiyan mera ghar biya
36:36Lagi humko teri aadate, jab aaye toh humko nazar biya
36:41Saudah iss dil ka kar diya, teri galiyan mera ghar biya
36:46Bil jaye terko aadate, jab aaye toh humko nazar biya
36:52Saudah iss dil ka kar diya, teri galiyan mera ghar biya
36:57Lagi humko teri aadate, jab aaye toh humko nazar biya
37:05Shruti, main tumse ek baat puchun?
37:08Haan bolo
37:10Maan lo, agar bachpan mein wo battameezi nahi hoti, wo misunderstanding nahi hoti
37:16Aur abhi main Sunaina ki jagah tumhare liye rishta lekar aata
37:22Toh kya tum haan bolti?
37:27Aise achanak se kaise?
37:30Aise hi mere mann mein aaya, tum batao na
37:32Aise hi mere mann mein aaya, tum batao na
37:39Main hospital ke liye late ho rahe hoon, chalte hain, bye
37:52Kya chal raha hai wahaan?
37:55Ghar mein bahot tension ka mahal hai yaar, bade mummy papa bahot parashaan hai
37:59Ek kaam gaya
38:01Devar ji, chaldi se size bataiye
38:04Bhabhi, nahi, kya baat kar rahi ho?
38:07Matlab, main samjh sakta hoon, bhaiya ke jaane ke baad aapko kahi baad dikkate hoti hongi
38:11Lao uska size bataiye, Sunaina se poochke
38:14Mummy ji ne poochha tha, ushte nahi lehenge ke liye
38:17Main toh dhar hi gaya tha
38:19Bahot chaldi dhar jaate hain aap
38:21Batarao main
38:22Aanji, kya size hain aapka?
38:26Pata chala?
38:28Babu ji, poora shahir chhaan maara, bhera na kaha chalegi soor ki bachi
38:32Kya kar rahe ho?
38:34Mere ghar mein khada hoke, mujhe hi soor keh rahe hain
38:37Ja kahi se bhi dhunke lao se
38:39Ji babu ji
38:41Main baat karunga chaachi se
38:43Hello chaachi, ab aap jaldi aajao, chaachu bahut desperate ho rahe hain
38:47Shaitaan, main pitaye kar dunga proper wali
38:49Dakja hai se
39:14Barso roke ki date hain
39:15Barso roke ki date hain
39:17Aur Sunaina di ka kuch bhi pata nahi hain
39:21Ho sakta hai, bade mummy papa, kal tak tumhare yaha call karke sab bata bhi de
39:28Main chalti hun, goodnight
39:30I love you Shruti
39:34I love you very much
39:36Aur mujhe lagta hai, tumhi meri soulmate ho
39:38Tumhi meri soulmate ho
39:43Pata nahi kaise, par
39:47Achha hua Sunaina bhaag gayi
39:49Mujhe lagta hai, Bhagwan bhi na mere bachpan ki love story ko poora karna chahate hain
39:54Happy ending dena chahate hain
40:09Dekho, apne karwalo ko tum manaoge
40:12Baaki, bade mummy papa se baat karne ka main try karungi
40:16Bye
40:20Goodnight
40:38Goodnight
41:09Dekha manchu, main keh raha tha na yeh kahi na kahi chidiya ut, tota ut khel rahe hain
41:13Isliye humara phone nahi utha raha tha manchu
41:15Bhai maan keh pandat tan hai
41:17Suna tha saali yaadi gharali ho hi karein
41:19Lekin tu toh poori facility le raha hai
41:21Arre tumh log galat samajh rahe ho yaar
41:23Yeh pata nahi lag raha hai manchu
41:25Chumi apni aankhon se dekhi hai hote hua
41:27Aur yeh
41:31Chhi, chhi manchu
41:34Ek chumi, ek chumi
41:35Chhi, chhi manchu
41:37Ek chumi mein nipad gaye manchu
41:39Tere seegar pata nahi
41:41Mere pe ek hakeem ka number hai, woh ne liye se
41:43Arre chup ho jao yaar
41:45Sunaina bhaag gayi hai
41:47Aur mujhe Shruti se shaadi karni hai, baat yeh hai
41:56Arre toh yeh pausampa kya khel raha hai manchu
41:58Aaj seedha chalke bolte hai ki badi wali bhaag gayi hai, choti pagda do
42:01Arre aise nahi utha hai yaar, samjha aise
42:03Yeh koi zara H&M ke kapde thodi na hai
42:05Jo pandra din baad large samajh nahi aara toh smahal leha ho
42:08Family is involved hai yaar, bahot chot samajh ke tareeka se chalna padega
42:12Tab hi ho paayega yeh
42:16Bhai, roke se pehle dahesh ki baat clear karni hai, main pehle bata raha ho
42:21Ab yeh khud bhi jail jaayenge aur hume bhi baat kar maangi hai
42:23Sabse pehle ghar mein aisa mahal banaana hai
42:25Ki chahe Shruti ho ya Sunaina
42:27Unke liye ek hi baat ho yeh
42:29Unke liye koi farak na ho
42:30Yeh bahot sundar hai, iska naam kya hai?
42:32Iska Shruti aur iska Sunaina
42:34Acha, bahu ka naam Shruti hai
42:37Shruti thodi hai, Sunaina hai
42:39Arre yaar, Sunaina Shruti hai yaar, kuch pata toh hai nahi hai
42:43Arre naam se kya lena dena, hume toh Shruti hai ka na
42:46Arre idhar aa, arre chai bana ke liya
42:50Sahi baat hai
42:52Uske baad Rokki ki date aise lock karni hai ki kuch bhi ho jaye
42:56Rokka nahi rukna chahiye
42:58Chacha, mama, taya, jeeta
43:00Ho gaya saino hain cho?
43:02Nahi nahi jeeja ji, kaise baat kar raha ho?
43:04Arre, saghai pe toh sabse aage aap ho gaye, aapke mina kaise ho jayegi?
43:07Ghar ghar, hello, hello, hello
43:10Yaar yeh, poore kumbe ka phone aagaya yaar
43:13Jeeja ji bhi naraj ho gaye, udhar chacha ka phone aaya, phir tayi ka phone aaya
43:16Yeh kisne khabar de di?
43:18Arre mana lenge inn sabko bhi, aaj dekho na, Janhvi ki bhi tabayat kharab ho gayi
43:21Mata rani ki kirpa se aaj aaspas kitna positive lag raha hai
43:25Bas mata rani, aise hi rakhna
43:27Arre, biche kya hasi chiton le chal rahi hai?
43:30Kuch nahi amma, bas bata rahe hain ki kitna achha sasural mila aise
43:34Ladkiyaan dono hi acchi hain uncle ji ki
43:37Haan bilkul, wo kahte hain na, eki beri ke saare ber meethe hote hain
43:41Acha, ko ne kab chak liye?
43:44Aji uncle ji, hum toh jameen dekh ke bata de ki yahan se highway niklega hai ya nahi
43:50Aji chaddar sunke bata de ki, uchal kut wale kitne de, haan cho
43:54Haan cho
43:58Waise inki yeh choti wali, saudha independent type lagti hai
44:02Yeh class mein padhne se dosht nahi hote
44:05Aise lidkiyan jab bahu banti hai na, toh inka ladaan kasna zaro mushkil hi hota hai
44:09Aunty ji, humaine lidkiyaan ne bhi lohe ke chane chaba rahe hain, haan cho
44:12Independent ki naak me rasi dalke ghori bana dega
44:15Yeh, kya mon raha hai?
44:16Chup!
44:18Yeh mardar, isse matli kaha kar ek tu haan cho, haan cho karta raha tha, haan cho
44:21Arey, family ke saath line act hai hi nahi hai, bed nahi sakta
44:24Papa, kussa mat karo, wo...
44:27Sandy, mat bola kar yaar yeh sab
44:29Misaal hi toh dera tha, haan cho, aise ke chunune kaat gaye?
44:32Actually, uske kehne ka matlab yeh hai ki, independent toh aaj ke time pe sabko hi hai
44:36Bas choti wali kya hai na, haan, doctor hai, toh isliye thoda ghamand zyada hai
44:41Arey waah, fir toh saara ilaaj dhar mein hi ho jayega
44:44Society mein sirf Guptani ki bahu doctor hai
44:46Isliye na, kitiyon mein aake hawa wazi karte hai
44:49Kamaati bhaji
44:51Kamaati acha hai, badi wali toh kuch bhi nahi kamaati
44:54Aise sundar bhi hai yeh, choti wali bahut sundar hai
44:57Lekin laser toh badi wali hai na
45:08Pandit ji, aap jaante hai, jodiya uparwala banata hai
45:11Ji judge maan
45:12Ji judge maan
45:14Toh bas yeh maan lijiye ki aapko uparwala ke kaam mein haath bataana hai
45:17Kal roke pe kuch bhi ho, aapko sirf ek hi baat bolna hai
45:21Aaj ka moorat so saal mein ek baar aata hai, bilkul
45:25Shiv Parvati ke milan ki ghadi chuni hai aapne
45:29Namaste, namaste
45:36Aur yeh aapke liye
45:43Dhyan rahe chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
45:46Pehle unki taraf se dahej chadega, uske baad hamari taraf se sunaina ko chuni
45:50Thek
45:56Ji aane mein zyada takleeb toh nahi hui
45:59Hui toh thi bhai saab
46:01Kya karein hamare paas, 8 saal purani diesel ghaadi hai na
46:04Aur ek do saal baat toh Delhi mein wo bhi chalni bind ho jayegi phir
46:07Phir sunaina bitiya shadi ke baad
46:09Dhakke khayegi cab mein
46:11Yeh aaj kal ke bachchu
46:13Cab hi prefer karte, na koi dhanjat, na koi maintenance
46:16Acha?
46:18Yeh toh hai, yeh toh hai
46:20Kitni pyaari hasi hai aapki
46:22Abhi nai daans lagwaaye hain, pehle toh saab merko popli popli bolte the
46:28Biti bhaag gayi ho, aur maabab hasi thi toh nahi kar rahe ho
46:31Aisa toh pehli baar dekha hai bhai incho
46:33Arey, Shruti ne baat kar liye hoga na ghar pe
46:35Tabhi toh unhone phone nahi kara
46:36Abhi dekhna
46:39Bhaisaab
46:41Ek minute jisha side mein aayenge, kuch zaruri baat karne thi
46:44Nahi nahi, aap yeh hi karlo ne, jo karne pehle saamne parivaad poora khara hai
46:47Yeh toh si
46:49Din mein nahi pita bhaisaab
46:51Yeh ek minute
46:53Zaroor naak ragadne gaye hoge kone mein
46:55Yeh aaj bahut burai lagenge yaar, bahut burai lagenge, rote hoge
46:58Arey aajao Shruti beta, kitna sachoge
47:01Moharat ka time nikla jaa raha hai
47:03Chasma karna?
47:04Nikla jaa raha hai
47:06Chasma karna?
47:10Dekhe
47:12Main khud ek vakil ho
47:14Aur dahesh ke case mein na gaani kitne parivaadon ko andar karwaaya hai
47:19Lekin
47:22Dohi betiya hai meri
47:26Aur main apne mann se
47:28Usko shadi mein kuch gift dena jaa raha tha
47:31Dekhe, dekhe main jaan toh ho
47:32Dekhe main jaan toh ho
47:34Aap khuddaar aadmi hai, brahman aadmi hai
47:36Par ek
47:38Pita ki bhi toh aarzu hoti hai na
47:40Dekhe please, request hai meri, please
47:42Maan jayenge, dekhe maan jayenge, please
47:43Aap bhi emotional na kara, aap bhi emotional na kara
47:44Aad shaab, matayiye
47:46Kya kya dena chahate hain
47:49Thank you
47:51Moon toh theek hai aap
47:53Shruti beta
47:57Tune kuch gift leya hai Shruti ke liye
47:59Arre itna bhayankar gift leya hai, paagal ho jayegi, paagal
48:06No
48:12Sunaina kaun se aagayi
48:15Mummy nahi
48:16Arre nahi nahi kya
48:17Jaisi dikhayi thi, waisi toh hai
48:21Ab aap log bhi aajao
48:23Mohurat ka time nikla jaa raha hai
48:25Ek second, ek second
48:26Ek second, ek second
48:28Mujhe, mujhe Sunaina se ek minute akele mein baat karni hai pehle
48:31Saara din Sunaina se hi toh phone pe baate karta rahata hai
48:34Aap jo kuch karne hai shaadi ke baad hi karna
48:36Ek second, ek second
48:38Papa, papa ko kuch issues hai
48:40Aur abhi mujhe bhi hai wo issues
48:42Papa, papa, papa
48:49Arre ek ko dekho sura
48:57Arre mere baap ko kya mata aagayi
49:18Arre dance karo
49:20Ijjit ka samara, ijjit ka
49:21Main bol raha hoon
49:22Mummy, mummy main bol raha tha
49:23Arre dance toh kar le
49:24Shaadi, shaadi
49:26Aap aap nijhe
49:28Aaj ka murat so saal mein ek baad
49:31Ab aap baba
49:33No, no
49:35Chalo, chalo
49:42Papa, papa meri baat sunlo
49:43Papa, papa meri baat sunlo
49:44Papa, please
49:45Papa, papa
49:46Ape papa, papa kya papa
49:48Aaj se jitna main papa, utre hi wo papa
49:51Utre hi wo papa
49:5350 lakh dena
49:55Aur wo bhi minister karke
49:56Chakal dekhne wale di
49:58Aaj toh brahman ho, aaj pandit ho
50:00Yeh ne lo, yeh ne lo
50:01Car bhi dena hai
50:02Arre mera phata hua note chal gaya
50:03Jai mata ki
50:05Aaja, bhajao tum
50:06Mujhe rohkar nahi karna
50:07Papa, papa
50:13Aap kyu baag rahe hain
50:15Aunty, aunty, uncle
50:17Arre leta, idhar dekho
50:21Aata
50:25Bye
50:26Bye
50:27Bye
50:44Tune kuch gift liya tha na Surati ke liye
50:46Sunaina koi de deta
50:51Bolna behencho, kya liya tha?
50:52Aap jo chuda yoni thi hogayi behencho
50:57Bolna mayusmina
51:04Koi na
51:05Bhabhi se mitwa ke sunaina likhwa liyo
51:06Arre ya
51:08Permanente behencho
51:14Hey guys
51:15What is up?
51:18I hope aapko yeh
51:19Ambani ki shadi ke baad
51:21Desh ki doosri sabse khatarnak shadi
51:23Sharma ji ki shadi
51:24Pasand aayi ho
51:25Aur abhi to episode 1 hai
51:27Episode 2 bhi aane wala hai
51:28Aur pata nahi kitne episode aane wala hai
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