Clawfoot 2024 Full Movie , Romance + Action + Crime Movie
Clawfoot 2024 Full Movie , Romance + Action + Crime Movie
Follows a housewife psychologically terrorized by a manipulative contractor, leading to a twisted battle of wits with deliciously unexpected results.
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Follows a housewife psychologically terrorized by a manipulative contractor, leading to a twisted battle of wits with deliciously unexpected results.
Welcome to Cinema Decode! Dive deep into the world of movies with us as we unravel the hidden meanings, intricate plots, and subtle details of your favorite films. Whether it's breaking down complex storylines, analyzing characters, or exploring behind-the-scenes insights, Cinema Decode offers you a comprehensive understanding of cinema. Join our community of film enthusiasts and discover the magic of movies like never before. Subscribe now for weekly movie explanations, reviews, and much more!
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00:02:30Oh, we're doing this through the window?
00:02:45Uh, it's okay, I'm not offended.
00:02:48I'm sorry, what do you want?
00:02:49Oh god, good question.
00:02:53We're not doing any construction.
00:02:54Well, that's strange.
00:02:56I have an order here for 435 Westmont, it says bathroom renovation.
00:03:03Can't see it.
00:03:06Already got the bathtub unloaded, just need access to the master bathroom.
00:03:16There she is.
00:03:18That is your husband's signature at the bottom, right?
00:03:30I suppose it is.
00:03:36I don't think either of us want to waste all day going back and forth behind a door now, do we?
00:03:41Listen, now is not a good time.
00:03:43My husband will call and reschedule whatever it is he has planned.
00:03:46He planned a whole new renovation for you.
00:03:48Marble Jack and Jill sinks, heated floors, one of the mirrors you talked to,
00:03:52oh, and a big old clawfoot tub I got in the driveway.
00:03:54I like our tub.
00:03:56He says it's time for something new.
00:03:59You want to call your husband?
00:04:02My husband?
00:04:03You know what, I'll give him a call myself.
00:04:04555-8712, right?
00:04:17Hello?
00:04:18To heaven?
00:04:19You know what to do.
00:04:20No answer.
00:04:22I feel like he would have made mention of this.
00:04:24What?
00:04:25Do you want to call him?
00:04:26Maybe he'll pick up for you.
00:04:27No, he probably won't answer.
00:04:29Not even for you.
00:04:31Why's that?
00:04:33He's on a flight for work.
00:04:34Well, maybe it's a surprise.
00:04:36I mean, what woman doesn't want a romantic clawfoot tub for her anniversary?
00:04:42When's your birthday?
00:04:44Not for another month.
00:04:45Well, you know, it's definitely going to take around a month to finish,
00:04:47so that must be it.
00:04:50Look, I don't mean to be rude,
00:04:52but the faster I get this started, the faster I get out of here.
00:04:55It's getting a bit embarrassing waiting out here.
00:04:57I mean, you're starting to seem like you don't trust me.
00:05:02Look, I get it.
00:05:03You don't want me in your house.
00:05:04I mean, I get it all the time.
00:05:05Shabby clothes, rough hands.
00:05:07It's not that.
00:05:09Well, look, if it makes you feel more comfortable,
00:05:11I'll just wait in your driveway until I get ahold of your husband.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:45Master bathroom?
00:05:51I bet you guys rent your house every year, so...
00:05:55How do folks with everything get real bored?
00:05:58Put some new floors in,
00:05:59put in some fresh landscaping,
00:06:00redo the kitchen.
00:06:04Maybe a new bathroom.
00:06:05Come up with some new ways to spend your money.
00:06:08Wow, lots of room up here.
00:06:09Oh, look, look at that.
00:06:10Is that a real painting?
00:06:11Not even a print, but that's expensive.
00:06:15That's why you have all these people, you know,
00:06:16throwing orgies, swapping wives.
00:06:18Ooh, comfy bed.
00:06:19Look, good vibe in here.
00:06:21Very chic.
00:06:22You know, they just do that thrill,
00:06:23you know what I'm saying?
00:06:28See why you wanted a clawfoot?
00:06:30I designed the tub area all by myself.
00:06:33I can tell.
00:06:45Do you want to put a shotgun in?
00:06:47Make sure I don't wander off.
00:06:54I'll be downstairs.
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00:08:58Ooooooh!
00:08:59The harder thing it is to tell what a wild and rough and scrubbered wood this is, which
00:09:04I thought renews the fear.
00:09:08I don't know...
00:09:10downstairs. Well, of course you do. Sammy turned it off. Hey, Sammy. Yes, boss. It's a messy job.
00:09:19I hate to get our work clothes dirty. Oh, you got an SPMI? Body Mass Index? I'm all about nutrition,
00:09:27you see. Food is flesh food, right boss? That's right. Oh, this here's my handyman. A handyman's
00:09:33handyman, if you will. I call him in when the job's just too big for one man. Sammy's the best
00:09:38there is. He's like a brother to me. He always gets the job done. What was your name? Mrs. Lother.
00:09:46Cool. Nice to meet you. Andy, get your cloth for the tub just a little bit. I like our tub. The
00:09:54water? Well, like your husband said, it's time for something new. Right. So I need water to cook.
00:10:01Well, you imagine cutting through pipes with water running through them.
00:10:05Lots of flooding. Big problem. Well, I'm making bolognese and I need water to cook today.
00:10:09Bolognese? Sammy, did you hear that? Bolognese. That's a lot of calories, boss. I'm telling you, man,
00:10:15myself, Leonardo the fourth at your service. But everyone calls her Leo because I'm my own man.
00:10:20Ain't that right, Sammy? That's right, boss. I gathered. The water? Well, you don't need water
00:10:25to cook bolognese. Excuse me? Whole milk, chicken stock, and if it looks a little parched, just a
00:10:31dash of dry white wine. Well, that's not how my husband likes it. Oh, he's coming back?
00:10:36Lovely. I'd love to chat with him. No, but it's just not how I make it. Well, that is how it should
00:10:40be made. Hey, Sammy. Yeah, boss. Take over while I assist the lady of the house. No, I insist that
00:10:46you do not. I insist. Would you just put on a shirt, please? Sure. Hey, boss, get some of that
00:11:01bolognese, yeah? Just taste. Yeah. You haven't got the meeting yet? I'm going to, but I realized
00:11:14the water was out, so I went upstairs to you first. And you're going to use fresh tomatoes?
00:11:20I know that's not normally the recipe, but I prefer it to the cans of tomato sauce. Cans of
00:11:23tomato sauce? What planet are you on? You're supposed to use a third cup of tomato paste. I
00:11:27mean, your acids are going to be all messed up. You've got to just throw the meat in right now.
00:11:30I mean, what you should have done is you should have browned the meat in the pot first. But,
00:11:34you know, what are you going to do? Wow. That's some pretty good looking meat. Pretty pricey.
00:11:39$20 a pound. Where'd you get it? The market on Farrelly. Farrelly. Yeah. And you know what?
00:11:49I wouldn't let a guy like me in the door, though. That's not true. There are plenty
00:11:53of people like yourself that shop there. Like myself? Yes. Working men. Working men.
00:12:02Not so hard for a working man.
00:12:32Is that your garage? Yes. I bet you got some pretty nice things in there.
00:12:49No. Well, you know, you got such a nice setup here. Huge house. Beautiful pool.
00:12:55Lots of privacy. I mean, such a big space. Just a couple? No kids?
00:13:00No. Not yet. Not yet? Can't wait too long. I mean, a woman of your age.
00:13:07Do you have children, Leo? No. But when I find the right woman, I'll make it happen.
00:13:12I always get the job done. Guess that makes me a working man. Thank you for your help.
00:13:19I'm sure Samuel probably needs it a lot more than I do. Maybe. I'm sure it's fine. What did you say
00:13:26the water would be back on? Anytime now. Say, can I get a glass of that? Fine.
00:13:37Oh, and for Samuel, too.
00:13:55Doesn't matter.
00:14:17Very kind of you. Good hostess you are. You know,
00:14:20when your husband gets back into town, we'll be sure to let him know.
00:14:25Tasha, I completely forgot about our yoga date. Well, the nanny cancelled and Larry's at the
00:14:45office, so I'm stuck with little Darren all day. Please tell me you have wine. Of course. Okay,
00:14:51well, you can go right back, baby. Go ahead. Bye. Is Evan home? What is that?
00:15:00A bathroom remodel? Evan never mentioned it. And you just let them in? Silly, I know. He's mad
00:15:07and really strange and clingy. I get this feeling like he's watching me, testing me.
00:15:13He ruined my bolognese. Not the bolognese. Warrior, so you just let them in? He had the
00:15:22paperwork. Evan's signature. Do you know how easy it is to forge a signature? It's literally a few
00:15:27squiggles and a dot. Thanks for reassuring me. I have a lawyer's mind. If it were me,
00:15:37I would have litigated the entire situation until they gave up and left.
00:15:42I think I know how to protect myself.
00:15:47There are lots of ways to protect yourself. Three posts. For instance, when I was back
00:15:53at the firm, I had a lovely client whose mother-in-law died a sudden and excruciating death.
00:15:58My client was wrongfully accused of the matter, but ultimately,
00:16:01I was able to prove that the mother-in-law stabbed herself in the heart.
00:16:06That's incredible. It was incredible. Poor thing just didn't want to survive anymore,
00:16:12but what was really incredible is the trick I learned to get bloodstains on a fabric.
00:16:17Hands hard and center.
00:16:26What is it? It's Evan.
00:16:31It's Evan. This morning when I woke up, Evan was gone. There was no note.
00:16:39His suitcases are still in the closet. Last night he was quiet, but that's not out of the
00:16:44ordinary. Lately, he's been so tired when he gets home from work, I just didn't even think anything
00:16:48of it. Well, maybe he just left for the office early this morning, didn't want to wake you up.
00:16:53I called the office. He's not there. I called his phone.
00:16:57What about his car? It's in the garage.
00:17:03Another woman?
00:17:08The handyman is what's strange. All of a sudden, Evan disappears and this guy just shows up.
00:17:15Do you think maybe he hired the handyman to spy on you or like?
00:17:19I mean, I'm not saying that. Who is this handyman?
00:17:22I just wanted to let you know, we'll be making quite a bit of noise upstairs.
00:17:25Thank you for letting me know. My pleasure. Oh, in case you're wondering,
00:17:33your husband's order came in last Friday. Got an email from directly along with instructions
00:17:38and a deposit. Thank you for letting me know. You girls have fun.
00:17:52When you start taking clients again, you got to start taking their calls.
00:17:55To be honest with you, I think this one might have done it, but maybe his wife bludgeoned
00:17:58herself to death. Will you watch Aaron for me? I need to run to my home office.
00:18:02Hello? I told you, don't fucking talk to anyone. Everything goes through me. I don't care what
00:18:08your wife said. At this point, you might as well be dead. Now you're not even currently.
00:18:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:35Sound great, dude. Oh, hey.
00:18:38That's Evan's violin. What were you doing in our closet?
00:18:41Do you like classical music? Like quartets or orchestra strings or?
00:18:45Stop it.
00:18:46What? You don't like classical music? I mean, my dad always used to tell me,
00:18:50if you don't like music, you're crazy. You have to like classical music.
00:19:03What? Now tell me you like classical music.
00:19:07Were you going through my stuff? Me? No, never.
00:19:12I'm calling your supervisor. You know, he's pretty busy. I wouldn't do that.
00:19:15I memorized the number. I'm warning you, don't do it.
00:19:19You're going to make him mad.
00:19:28Hi, this is your manager speaking. How may I help you?
00:19:31I'd like you to get out of my room. Right in the middle of the job? I don't think
00:19:35so. I mean, the hazards. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:19:38I will call the police. Really?
00:19:41I will. Okay.
00:19:43What are you going to tell him? That your handyman's fixing the bathroom?
00:19:50Okay. Hey, Sammy.
00:19:57Yeah, boss. Let's go get some lunch, huh?
00:20:00You know, later in the house, she looks like she's going to blow a gasket.
00:20:03Gasket? Isn't that for a car? Oh, hey, Ms. Loeffner.
00:20:09I found these in the pipes. Are these your undies?
00:20:14I swear I wasn't doing anything weird or anything. I just honestly don't like bed.
00:20:19Fine.
00:20:49Hello, is it Evan? Do you know what to do?
00:21:14Evan, it's me. I just wanted to see if you'd be home for dinner.
00:21:16Give me a call when you can.
00:21:33What do we say when a man tries to get you into the van?
00:21:35You smack them in the nuts and take their candy.
00:21:38Damn straight. Hey!
00:21:41I thought you said you were leaving. I said I was taking a break.
00:21:45I'm just giving you a little alone time in the house. You know what I'm talking about.
00:21:58You and the kid are just talking, right? Sharing secrets.
00:22:03You got any secrets you want to share, Darren? I'm taking you home, Darren.
00:22:07Well, you know, that's totally fine. Hey, good talking to you, bud.
00:22:10You know, we're going to make a lot of ruckus up there anyway.
00:22:12Jamming away, in and out, in and out. Real wet stuff.
00:22:17Oh, you're missing a ball. These sets usually come in six, right?
00:22:38Hey, boss, where'd Miss Lopner go?
00:22:41Ah, she'll be back. I'm going to go check on the pipes downstairs. Keep working, all right?
00:22:45You got it, boss.
00:23:10Why don't you just ask him to leave? I did, in a way.
00:23:21I don't understand how you can be so meek having a husband like yours.
00:23:25What do you mean? He's just a shark.
00:23:29Larry told me some stuff about them closing the whole yoke account, and between you and me,
00:23:33let's just say that I do not think you will be jumping at the opportunity to work with him
00:23:37ever again. I'm sorry. It's fine. It's just ugly, mad stuff, you know?
00:24:07I bet you're a good criminal attorney.
00:24:12There are good criminals, and there are good attorneys. A good criminal attorney is really
00:24:16just a good criminal. I didn't know any better. I would say that Evan's doing this on purpose,
00:24:22like to torture you.
00:24:26I'm kidding. Kind of. I mean, he was pretty awful to his other wife.
00:24:30The one that, I don't know if you remember, he did leave for you.
00:24:33It says a lot about someone's character.
00:24:51Hello, old friends. How does she keep that physique with all this junk food?
00:24:58Fats, carbs, sugar, all processed food.
00:25:12Bye, old friends.
00:25:18Just feeling really leafy right now, blowing in the wind.
00:25:22That is positively poetic. I've been thinking about going back to school to be a writer.
00:25:26I just have so much to say. Puns, really.
00:25:34This one's a little dull.
00:25:45Shall we?
00:25:45Always five inches off target. My instructor thinks I need glasses.
00:25:50You ever have fantasies?
00:25:51Um, yeah. Larry and I have this one called Jellyfish, where I wear a huge sun hat covering
00:25:55my eyes and I take a loose towel and I just...
00:25:57No, no, no. Like, muddy, violent, gory, that type of stuff.
00:26:02Oh, you just have to ask if you want to see my crime scene photo library.
00:26:06It's very thrilling.
00:26:07It's part of the reason why I still stay in the job.
00:26:09I've thought about hurting people in a non-sexual way. Although, I don't even know anymore.
00:26:17I feel different, Tasha. I feel rage.
00:26:27Sometimes while Larry's sleeping, I hold a pillow two inches from his head just to see if I'll do it.
00:26:31It's just like a kooky thing to do.
00:26:33It's just like a kooky thing to do.
00:26:35Sometimes while Larry's sleeping, I hold a pillow two inches from his head just to see if I'll do it.
00:26:38It's just like a kooky thing to do.
00:26:41Larry's never caught you?
00:26:42Actually, I think he may have because one time, the day after I went to the salon and came back,
00:26:47Darren had a full-time nanny and my law degree was hanging up in the new office.
00:26:54Don't think. Just throw.
00:27:02Are you sure you haven't been seeing my instructor?
00:27:05I mean, you probably should. He's absolutely gorgeous.
00:27:08Oh, Tasha.
00:27:10What? I just figured that Evan would have you high-heeled and pregnant by now.
00:27:14Men like him can smell perimenopausal from a mile away.
00:27:21It's too late.
00:27:22What? Did Larry ever leave you?
00:27:24My Larry?
00:27:25Oh, God, no. His prenup is not strong enough for that.
00:27:28I should know. I wrote it.
00:27:29You did not.
00:27:31Yep.
00:27:32That's genius.
00:27:34It's survival.
00:27:39Survival.
00:27:41I wish I spoke to you earlier.
00:27:46I adore your knives, Tasha.
00:27:53Hey, Ms. Lauper.
00:27:56It's me, Samuel.
00:27:58Had some free time. I thought I'd clean your pool.
00:28:01Hope you don't mind.
00:28:02What are you doing today?
00:28:05Oh, that's nice.
00:28:08I saw you doing some yoga.
00:28:11I like to do yoga.
00:28:14Well, maybe...
00:28:17Maybe we could go do something sometime.
00:28:23You look like you have a lot of nice clothes. Maybe you like going to the mall?
00:28:27I used to go hang out at the mall and steal pretzels.
00:28:32I don't do that anymore.
00:28:35You make me want to be a better man, Ms. Lauper.
00:28:39I don't know what it is, but every time you walk in a room,
00:28:44you just light the place up, you little firecracker, you.
00:28:47I hope you don't feel embarrassed. I don't.
00:28:51Anyway.
00:28:52I don't.
00:28:53Anyway.
00:28:57Sammy, where the hell are you?
00:28:59Come on, man. We got some work to do.
00:29:04Let's move. We gotta get this tub inside.
00:29:07Come on, boss.
00:29:09Were you and Evan having issues?
00:29:11Like, were you thinking about divorce?
00:29:13No, not at all.
00:29:15I mean, the normal issues that everyone has in their marriages,
00:29:17but nothing that we couldn't work through willingly.
00:29:20Right.
00:29:21All I'm saying is that if you are having issues,
00:29:23if you need a good lawyer, let me know.
00:29:25Because if I know Evan, I know you would have a plan.
00:29:27You wouldn't see it coming, and then suddenly you're left with absolutely nothing
00:29:30after how many years of marriage?
00:29:32Eight? Eight years of marriage and then nothing?
00:29:35I mean, no offense, but you have absolutely no marketable skills.
00:29:39You were a secretary for, what, six months?
00:29:41You did a great job, by the way, but if I were to give you advice,
00:29:44I would say wait two years and get out of the way for life.
00:29:47I waited tables before I worked for Evan.
00:29:51Absolutely not.
00:29:58I should really get back, make sure they haven't imploded my bathroom.
00:30:02Ah, what, what, what, what?
00:30:08Ah.
00:30:09One, two, three, four.
00:30:12Where do you come up with all these numbers?
00:30:13Eighteen, twenty-two.
00:30:15Oh, dang, how many more numbers could there be?
00:30:18What are you doing?
00:30:20Well, we have to store the tub somewhere overnight
00:30:21until we bring it upstairs tomorrow.
00:30:23Hey, Ms. Loeffler, great dress.
00:30:25Really suits you.
00:30:28Just bring the tub upstairs if you're going to bring it inside the house.
00:30:31See, the problem is we brought the tub up now,
00:30:33it would fall right through the floor.
00:30:34See, we had to rip up all the tiles and the subflooring to get to the plumbing.
00:30:38Before we bring anything as heavy as this tub,
00:30:40we're going to have to lay down the subfloor and then do all the tiling.
00:30:44And how long is that going to take?
00:30:46Days, maybe weeks.
00:30:48Look, we at Community Construction do everything safely.
00:30:51Are you even a contractor?
00:30:52Are you legally authorized to do this type of work?
00:30:55I can't believe you even asked me that.
00:30:57Do I not look smart enough to be a contractor?
00:30:59That's not what I said.
00:31:01Because I'm not.
00:31:04I'm a handyman, jack of all trades.
00:31:06Oh, hey, Ms. Loeffler, what's your birthday?
00:31:09Stop that!
00:31:11Sorry.
00:31:12Look, if you want to stop, just open up the garage.
00:31:15No one is going in the garage.
00:31:18Fine, then we'll just leave the tub in the driveway.
00:31:20I'm sure your neighbors in the HOA would love that.
00:31:23I will deal with the HOA.
00:31:25Just leave the tub in the driveway and turn on my water.
00:31:28Your wish is my command.
00:31:32Hey, boss, what's HOA?
00:31:36Homeowners Association, Sammy.
00:31:39What's that?
00:31:40I bet you got some big-ticket items in there.
00:31:42Maybe, like, a classic car, maybe a two-seater like a Mustang.
00:31:45Something your husband takes out on the weekend to fill the wind in his hair.
00:31:49The water?
00:31:49I wonder what kind of car is in there.
00:31:51Or is it with him?
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:53I thought he was on a flight.
00:31:55Yes, the car is in the shop.
00:31:57No, I mean, which one is it, Janet?
00:31:58Is it in the shop at the airport or with you guys?
00:32:00Don't call me that.
00:32:02What, Janet?
00:32:03I prefer that we keep things formal.
00:32:05You know, I gotta say, I didn't expect this from you.
00:32:07I mean, we have so much history together.
00:32:09Making bolognese, male bonding with Darren.
00:32:11I'd like you to turn the water back on and go.
00:32:15Is that what you really want?
00:32:17Yes.
00:32:19Well, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:32:21But I just want to make sure that's exactly what you want.
00:32:23Because if I turn this lever on, right,
00:32:26well, you're just gonna have flooding all through the house.
00:32:28I mean, it's a lot of unconnected pipes up there.
00:32:32Well, how long is it gonna take for you to connect the pipes then?
00:32:37I don't know.
00:32:38You'll have one hour to connect the pipes,
00:32:40and then I want my water back on, and I want you to go.
00:32:43No, you know, that's not a problem, Janet.
00:32:46Sorry, Mrs. Lawther.
00:32:47At Carrillo Construction, we aim to please.
00:33:08So
00:33:39I don't know what to say.
00:33:48It hasn't stopped you yet.
00:33:50You know, you're real funny.
00:33:53Yes, I'm all jokes.
00:33:55Just out of patience.
00:33:56Oh, well, there I am upstairs clanging away at the pipes.
00:33:59And I hear the music getting louder and louder and louder.
00:34:03And then I realized you're just trying to drown me out.
00:34:06And?
00:34:08Well, I came to apologize.
00:34:13You did?
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:14I mean, I don't want to be a nuisance, right?
00:34:18I'm just doing my job.
00:34:19That's what we do, me and you.
00:34:21I mean, I fix bathrooms, and you, well, you do this.
00:34:27I want your home to be a sanctuary, right?
00:34:30A place where you feel safe.
00:34:31I mean, in these days, with everything going on,
00:34:35there's some fucking crazy people out there.
00:34:36No telling what they'll do.
00:34:40Like what?
00:34:41What would they do?
00:34:43Now, check this out.
00:34:43I saw their story the other day, right?
00:34:45This guy breaks into a home while the family's sleeping.
00:34:49He ties them up in the living room.
00:34:50He takes a box cutter, cuts all their hair off, right down to the scalp.
00:34:54He shoves it in their mouth.
00:34:58And then what happened?
00:34:59Well, then he slits their throat.
00:35:01Sets them up on the couch.
00:35:02All of them.
00:35:03TV on, while watching the game show channel.
00:35:08I mean, no rhyme or reason.
00:35:10I mean, people these days, it's like they want to get caught.
00:35:12It's like, almost like it's an art form.
00:35:16Right here.
00:35:21Try this side.
00:35:34Tell me, tell me how crazy it is.
00:35:48Almost like it's an art form.
00:35:52Huge bloody mess, right?
00:35:53I mean...
00:35:53Hey, boss.
00:35:59I just loaded the truck.
00:36:01Faces.
00:36:02Oh, water's on.
00:36:05Check it.
00:36:05Yep, there you go.
00:36:06Thanks, Sammy.
00:36:07Yep, goes on and off.
00:36:09See you, dad.
00:36:10We'll be back tomorrow at 10 to install your tub.
00:36:14I'm a slopper.
00:36:1710 a.m.?
00:36:18All you said we could sleep in tomorrow.
00:36:20How you can sleep when you're dead, Sam?
00:36:22You can try my fucking tub.
00:37:01So...
00:37:25Answer me, please.
00:37:27All right, you answer.
00:37:31All right.
00:37:49Hello?
00:37:51My husband's away on business and I'm here all alone.
00:37:54I think someone's in the house.
00:37:57I'm a 23.
00:38:01No, no.
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00:38:19I'm in a lot of trouble.
00:38:21I need a tub.
00:38:23I need a tub.
00:38:53Nothing.
00:39:04They're the healthiest thing you can eat,
00:39:06except a lot of people unintentionally add calories with some of the ingredients they use,
00:39:11especially in the United States.
00:39:12I mean, the ingredients are just trash.
00:39:15That's why I like that you use the veggies,
00:39:17even though I didn't suggest it because,
00:39:19you know, they got the minerals, vitamins, you get your fiber.
00:39:23You know what would be good with this?
00:39:25Ah, dang, I wish we hadn't eaten already.
00:39:27Because we could have added some oats.
00:39:29But not just any oats, you don't want the sugary ones.
00:39:32You want the ones with, like...
00:39:34Still cut.
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00:39:36Oh, hey, Ms. Lopper.
00:39:38Morning, sleepyhead.
00:39:40I was wondering when you were going to get up.
00:39:43What is going on here?
00:39:45Well, we came in and saw you still sleeping,
00:39:47so, you know, we came in and made off with you.
00:39:49You want something? We got extra.
00:39:51How did you get in my house?
00:39:53Well, the door was open.
00:39:55At least lock the doors.
00:39:56I mean, you'd think you'd have some sort of security.
00:39:58I did, and I do.
00:40:00Hmm, that's strange.
00:40:02Because there weren't.
00:40:03You should probably get that looked at.
00:40:05You said you'd be here at ten.
00:40:07Ten? I'd never say ten.
00:40:08He'd never say ten.
00:40:09I mean, hell, day's already halfway gone by ten.
00:40:12I mean, only lazy people stay in bed until eight or nine.
00:40:15I mean, this is not a bad opening.
00:40:19Do you mind?
00:40:20Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Lopper.
00:40:23You know, if I had slow sheets, I'd sleep with a noob, too.
00:40:26It just feels so good and cozy on the skin, right?
00:40:37Hmm, I guess she's not a morning person.
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00:42:18You are!
00:42:21Yeah, no, that's not me.
00:42:26What is this?
00:42:27Oh, that. I found that. I just thought it would look cool.
00:42:37Just tell me how you came to be at my house. Who sent you here?
00:42:40Like I said, your husband sent me an email along with a deposit.
00:42:45And I'm telling you, this paperwork says he did not.
00:42:48Then why don't you go ask him then?
00:42:53Still no.
00:42:55Guess I'll just give him another call then, huh?
00:43:04No.
00:43:06No answer again?
00:43:08You know, I have a theory.
00:43:12Bear with me here. My friends think I'm clairvoyant.
00:43:14I think that your husband went to work one day.
00:43:20Just never came home.
00:43:22Now you sit here in this big old house, alone, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
00:43:30Maybe he had a mistress.
00:43:33Maybe she's younger than you.
00:43:36Prettier. Not that you're not pretty.
00:43:38But your husband, he's a big businessman.
00:43:40I see him in the papers all the time.
00:43:43So he takes off with this woman, right?
00:43:46And now you're wondering, what's in it for me? What do I get?
00:43:49You get a big fat nothing. That's what you fucking get.
00:43:53How did you know my husband drove a Mercedes?
00:43:56He drove past it.
00:44:00That's interesting.
00:44:03I will ask you one more time.
00:44:07How did you come to be at my house?
00:44:14You let me in, Mrs. Lawther.
00:44:19In your house, you gave me cash.
00:44:22Cash?
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24Showed up personally, dropped it off to me.
00:44:26In this real nice Mercedes.
00:44:28In this real nice Mercedes.
00:44:33No, he wouldn't.
00:44:35He wouldn't, I guarantee you he would not.
00:44:37I don't know. Rich people like you.
00:44:39Plenty of cash laying around in this empty house.
00:44:42You want to know how I knew?
00:44:44How?
00:44:46Well, he's laundering it through me.
00:44:49He gave me a couple stacks.
00:44:50All I had to do was give him a couple dummy invoices.
00:44:52Claiming he had paid a lot more for it.
00:44:54But even after the renovation, I still come out ahead.
00:44:58The renovation?
00:45:01That's not...
00:45:10Oh wow, I see it now.
00:45:12Oh my God.
00:45:13I can't believe I didn't see it.
00:45:15What?
00:45:16What do you see?
00:45:18This whole time I thought Janet was the little innocent one.
00:45:22But she's been in on it.
00:45:25But not on this one.
00:45:29And now she's wondering what else has he left her out on.
00:45:33And now your husband seems to have disappeared.
00:45:36He's on a work trip.
00:45:37A work trip, yeah, sure.
00:45:38You keep saying that.
00:45:40A work trip, work trip, work trip, work trip.
00:45:42Shit, if I didn't know where he was, I'd probably say the same thing.
00:45:46Or maybe you do know where he is.
00:45:52Either way, it seems like there's a lot of cash out there.
00:45:54Or in here.
00:45:56That needs to be cleaned.
00:45:59I'm feeling, I'm feeling kind of dirty myself.
00:46:03You're gonna have to get used to me, partner.
00:46:27Hey Sam.
00:46:31Hey Sam!
00:46:34Hey Sam!
00:46:37Hey Sam!
00:46:40Hey Sam!
00:46:42Who the fuck's that sledgehammer?
00:46:44I need to bring this wall down ASAP, chop chop!
00:46:49Hey boss.
00:46:50There's no sledgehammer out there.
00:46:52Well we forgot about it.
00:46:53What did I do?
00:46:54Get out of my house.
00:46:55Get razors?
00:46:56They slice like butter.
00:46:57Like I said, you better get used to this face.
00:46:58You're not in control anymore, Janet.
00:46:59Now I'm going to give you a little breather.
00:47:00Consider your options.
00:47:01When I come back with sledgehammers, you can tell us where the money is.
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00:47:03Consider your options.
00:47:04When I come back with sledgehammers, you can tell us where the money is.
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00:51:39I can't get it behind her, man.
00:51:41Yeah, she fucking lost it.
00:51:43She fucking lost it.
00:51:45I was about to open the fucking shower.
00:51:47She fucking comes up behind me.
00:51:49And I fucking, I wake up here like this, man.
00:51:51I fucking wake up here like this.
00:51:55What are you doing?
00:51:56Come on, get me out of here.
00:51:57I've been here for fucking days.
00:51:58Get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:00Leo, hello?
00:52:01Take this shit off me.
00:52:02Get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:03This is insane.
00:52:04What the fuck are you doing here anyway, man?
00:52:10Wait, wait, that's what all that racket was up there?
00:52:15You're ripping up my bathroom?
00:52:18You're ripping up my bathroom?
00:52:19You didn't even bother to ask where the fuck I was?
00:52:23Unbelievable.
00:52:26You came to steal my car.
00:52:28You came to steal my fucking car
00:52:30after everything I've done for you.
00:52:31You came here to steal my fucking car?
00:52:35What have you done for me?
00:52:36Are you fucking kidding me?
00:52:38I plucked you out of a goddamn fucking strip mall
00:52:40and I gave you a fucking golden ticket.
00:52:43I gave you 45 grand to do whatever the fuck you want.
00:52:46All I wanted was an invoice for 300 grand.
00:52:48That's 50%, that's a fucking good deal.
00:52:51You didn't even have to touch my fucking bathroom.
00:52:53You paid me to redo the bathroom.
00:52:55I paid you to say you redid the bathroom, you fuckwit.
00:52:59Oh my God.
00:53:00Oh Jesus.
00:53:01What'd you do anyway?
00:53:02What'd you do anyway?
00:53:03Where'd you put a fucking cloth atop it there?
00:53:07I don't have it installed in there.
00:53:09That's fucking priceless.
00:53:11She fucking hates cloth atops.
00:53:17She has no appreciation for any kind of classic beauty.
00:53:20She wanted to put laminate floors in her living room
00:53:23that look like wood.
00:53:24I mean, that's fucking ridiculous.
00:53:26Just get the wood.
00:53:27Get the fucking wood.
00:53:28You can afford the wood.
00:53:29We can afford the fucking wood.
00:53:30You get the wood.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34All right, look.
00:53:36Here's what's gonna happen.
00:53:37Okay, you're gonna get me out of here
00:53:38and you're gonna get all the business you want for life.
00:53:40Okay?
00:53:41You won't even have to lose a finger for it.
00:53:42I want it all.
00:53:44What?
00:53:45I said I want it all.
00:53:48You what?
00:53:48Are you fucking high?
00:53:49You want it all?
00:53:50No, buddy, no.
00:53:51You're gonna draw a very nice income
00:53:52doing jobs that don't even exist, okay?
00:53:54And you're gonna supply me with all the invoices
00:53:56that I want.
00:53:57I don't think you're in any position to negotiate.
00:54:01Oh, really?
00:54:02Well, you're still sitting right here in front of me
00:54:04in my own fucking house.
00:54:05Yeah, yeah, your house.
00:54:06It's nice.
00:54:07It's nice.
00:54:08Maybe you'll get to enjoy it if you hand everything over.
00:54:14You're a fucking prince, man.
00:54:16You're a fucking genius, man.
00:54:18Keep it down.
00:54:19I'm sorry, you want me to keep it down?
00:54:20Yeah, keep it fucking down.
00:54:22You think you can come in here
00:54:25with your fucking dirty hair
00:54:26and your fucking plunges of toilet routine
00:54:27and you tell me to hand over cash
00:54:30from a billion dollar empire
00:54:32in which I am one of many cars
00:54:33and you're gonna walk out of here with clean hands.
00:54:35You think that's gonna happen, right?
00:54:37You don't have any understanding of the complexities
00:54:39of having the kind of money that I have
00:54:41and knowing where to store it
00:54:42and the fucking security systems that have to be in place.
00:54:44I don't have any fucking clue.
00:54:46And you really think that my bosses
00:54:48who would fucking stub you out
00:54:50like I'm getting stale cigar,
00:54:52you think they're fucking idiots.
00:54:53It doesn't happen like that, buddy.
00:54:56Well, then how does it work?
00:54:57Crash course me.
00:54:58And you take all that I have,
00:54:59my bosses are not gonna be very happy with you.
00:55:02You become my cog, we both get what we want.
00:55:05So if you want that car, you fucking take the car.
00:55:08The keys are in the kitchen, they're on a hook.
00:55:10Take it.
00:55:16I'm not a cog.
00:55:19So I want everything.
00:55:22You're serious.
00:55:23You're fucking serious.
00:55:25You want everything.
00:55:26You're serious.
00:55:28You're fucking serious.
00:55:32Janet.
00:55:33Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:55:35Janet.
00:55:38Keep your eyes in line.
00:55:39You're gonna fuck him this time.
00:55:41You're gonna get fucking money.
00:55:43You're gonna get fucking money.
00:55:45You hear me?
00:55:46Come on, Jake.
00:55:47Come on, Jake.
00:55:49Come on, Jake, run.
00:55:50Come on, Jake, run, run.
00:55:53Come on, Jake.
00:55:55Come on, Jake.
00:55:56Let me in.
00:55:56Oh.
00:55:57Oh.
00:55:58Oh.
00:55:59Oh.
00:56:00Where do you think you're going?
00:56:02Huh?
00:56:03It's just you and me now.
00:56:06Knock it, Cabernet, you fucking peasant.
00:56:10Fuck you, now what?
00:56:14There it is.
00:56:15Eek-a-boo.
00:56:16Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:17Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:18Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:19Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:19Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:20Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:22Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:23Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:25Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:25Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:26Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:27Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:28Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:29Come on, Janet.
00:56:30Come on, this way, Janet.
00:56:32Ow.
00:56:33Come on.
00:56:34No, no, no.
00:56:34Watch.
00:56:35There's money, Janet.
00:56:37Come on.
00:56:38No.
00:56:39Come on.
00:56:40No.
00:56:40Oh, fuck.
00:56:41No.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:43No.
00:56:44No.
00:56:45No.
00:56:45No.
00:56:46No.
00:56:47No.
00:56:48No.
00:56:49Fucking bitch.
00:56:50No.
00:56:51No.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:56No.
00:56:57No.
00:56:58Come on.
00:56:58Let's go.
00:57:00Come on.
00:57:02I tried to be nice.
00:57:04Janet.
00:57:07What?
00:57:08What is your fucking problem, huh?
00:57:11Why didn't you just tell me where the fuck the money is,
00:57:13huh?
00:57:13I'm fucking tired.
00:57:15Janet, where the fuck is the money?
00:57:18Where the fuck's the money, huh?
00:57:20Where the fuck's the money?
00:57:21Where the fuck's the money?
00:57:23Ah.
00:57:23Ah.
00:57:24Ah.
00:57:25Ah.
00:57:26Ah.
00:57:27Ah.
00:57:28Bitch.
00:57:30Fuck you.
00:57:35Come on, Janet.
00:57:36Come on, Janet, huh?
00:57:38Where are you, Janet?
00:57:41Huh?
00:57:42Where are you, Janet?
00:57:43Come on.
00:57:47Janet.
00:57:48Oh, there you are.
00:57:50I can hear you.
00:57:51Janet.
00:57:54Oh, Janet.
00:58:00Ah.
00:58:09Ugh.
00:58:13Ah.
00:58:15Oh.
00:58:17Ah.
00:58:18Ah.
00:58:19Ah.
00:58:22Agh.
00:58:23Ah.
00:58:26Agh.
00:58:57I think it would be best if I explained it to you in person.
00:59:21Okay, got it.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:54You are acting very strange.
00:59:58And what happened to your eye?
01:00:00We're friends, right?
01:00:02Of course.
01:00:03Westmount HOA for Life.
01:00:05What's good for the neighborhood is what's good for all of us.
01:00:08I'd like to hire you.
01:00:10In the lawyer leave capacity.
01:00:12Okay, of course.
01:00:14How much?
01:00:15Well, I don't want to underserve my services, so we'll start with a dollar.
01:00:18For now.
01:00:19And then once I assess the damage, we can reassess.
01:00:22Plus hundreds.
01:00:23Okay.
01:00:26I have to show you something.
01:00:31What I'm about to show you isn't pretty, but it was necessary.
01:00:36I prefer pretty, but as a lawyer I understand necessity.
01:00:40Okay, who else knows about this?
01:00:53Just you.
01:01:00What do you think?
01:01:02Let's get a drink.
01:01:11So, the handyman broke into your house.
01:01:13He just seemed so interested in the garage.
01:01:16I thought maybe for a second he knew, but I think he only knew about Evan's business dealings or whatever.
01:01:22And Evan was going to leave you for another woman?
01:01:24For a 22-year-old and take everything just like what you said.
01:01:27I thought maybe for a moment yesterday when you were talking about it that you knew, but...
01:01:31Well, I wouldn't say I'm clairvoyant, but I definitely have a sensitivity to things.
01:01:36That is so strange.
01:01:38That is exactly what Leah said to me yesterday.
01:01:41The handyman?
01:01:43Uh-huh.
01:01:46Back to Evan.
01:01:48So, he was going to leave me to deal with the consequences from his business partners, and as you know, that was not going to end well for me.
01:01:54I've made dinner for them. They're not nice men.
01:01:56I'm sure they're not.
01:01:57They're not good people.
01:01:58No, you'd be dead.
01:02:01So we were playing croquet, and I was waiting for him to tell me, just come clean.
01:02:06And he didn't.
01:02:07And then he went to go shower, and I went through his phone.
01:02:10And I saw everything.
01:02:12So I grabbed the nearest thing to me.
01:02:17I had him over the head many times with this.
01:02:21And dragged him to the garage in a shower curtain.
01:02:24A shower curtain?
01:02:25Who still uses those?
01:02:26From the maid's room.
01:02:27But to protect the floors.
01:02:28Obviously, right.
01:02:29And you cleaned the entire bathroom. Linens, clothes, everything.
01:02:32I bleached everything.
01:02:34Except for this.
01:02:35Come on.
01:02:36We'll take care of that.
01:02:37You know I didn't want to hurt Evan. You understand that, right?
01:02:41Of course. I knew you didn't want to hurt him.
01:02:44You wanted him to stay.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:49Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but what's going on in the garage isn't easy to overcome in a marriage.
01:02:56I know.
01:02:57And I don't want to be the one to say it, but if somebody has to, you can't keep them in there forever.
01:03:05That's why I called you.
01:03:07I need your advice.
01:03:09Well, I think that the only logical thing to do is...
01:03:13You know...
01:03:15I just didn't want it to come down to that.
01:03:17I know you didn't.
01:03:18My poor Janet.
01:03:19My poor baby.
01:03:20I feel for you.
01:03:22I do.
01:03:25But now is probably the time for me to go over my fees.
01:03:28This will certainly be taking up a great deal of my mental and emotional headspace.
01:03:32I'm thinking maybe around $100,000, $500 an hour as a retainer.
01:03:37The friends and family discount?
01:03:39Of course.
01:03:40We really are friends, aren't we?
01:03:41Yes.
01:03:44Of course.
01:03:45In cash, though.
01:03:46Obviously. You do keep that in the house, right?
01:03:53I was wondering about that old microwave. It reads very TV dinner people.
01:03:58100th.
01:04:00Wonderful.
01:04:01I feel better already.
01:04:02Money, money, money.
01:04:03Like I can do my...
01:04:04No, no, no.
01:04:05We do not play with money in other people's houses.
01:04:07Just in our own house, okay?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10There's a man outside.
01:04:11There's a man outside?
01:04:13There's a man outside.
01:04:21Who is that?
01:04:25Shit.
01:04:27Samuel?
01:04:28It's Lopper.
01:04:31Shit, sorry.
01:04:34Leo called last night and said whatever you guys were fighting about got fixed.
01:04:38And I should meet him here.
01:04:40So that's why I'm here.
01:04:42If you're wondering why I'm here.
01:04:44What are you wondering why I'm here?
01:04:45Samuel, right?
01:04:46Leo, he left.
01:04:47We actually decided we were going to go with another contractor.
01:04:50He didn't tell you?
01:04:52What?
01:04:53Damn.
01:04:54No.
01:04:56I wish you would have because I...
01:04:58I don't know.
01:04:59I had to take the bus all the way here.
01:05:01And then I had to walk a mile and a half.
01:05:03And I got lost.
01:05:04And my blood sugar is all messed up right now.
01:05:07You got anything to eat?
01:05:08Because like my fuel tank is running on empty over here.
01:05:11I don't.
01:05:12I don't.
01:05:13But you should really go home.
01:05:14I'm sure we could find him a sandwich.
01:05:16Wait.
01:05:17You got like a phone or something I could use to call for a ride?
01:05:21Do you have a phone?
01:05:22Well, no.
01:05:23Not since I got out of the pen.
01:05:24Leo was real nice hiring me.
01:05:25Not many people give an ex-con a chance.
01:05:27Oh.
01:05:28You hear that, Janet?
01:05:29He has no phone or GPS and he's an ex-con.
01:05:31Poor thing.
01:05:33Oh, thanks.
01:05:34I guess.
01:05:35I didn't do anything.
01:05:36I'm being honest to God real with you.
01:05:37I really am.
01:05:38They got me for too many unpaid parking tickets if you could believe that.
01:05:42That is just awful.
01:05:43I'm going to write a letter.
01:05:44Yeah, you should because you know what?
01:05:45The food inside, it comes from like all these big old companies that distribute food to
01:05:50like airlines and stadiums and schools and all that stuff.
01:05:54Airlines?
01:05:55Even first class?
01:05:56Alright, so you have no family, friends, girlfriend, anyone?
01:05:59Well...
01:06:01No.
01:06:02Not really.
01:06:03You know someone?
01:06:05You single?
01:06:07No.
01:06:08Here.
01:06:09Oh, nice.
01:06:10It's a pretty far.
01:06:12We really should get him that sandwich.
01:06:14Inside.
01:06:18Who are you calling?
01:06:20Hey, yo.
01:06:21Who else?
01:06:25Oh, Keith.
01:06:26You might as well put the phone in the garage.
01:06:27We'll go grab it for you and I'll call you a cab when we get back.
01:06:30Okay?
01:06:31One second.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:37Listen, I know this isn't what you want to hear, but Samuel has to stay here.
01:06:40He's a loose end that must be cut off.
01:06:42I see this all the time with my clients.
01:06:44They think they're in the clear and then one person with a little too much information
01:06:47steps up for a reward.
01:06:49But he said I have a nice BMI.
01:06:51You do.
01:06:52You have a great BMI.
01:06:53It's perfect.
01:06:55But this is the messy part.
01:06:57I saw the obiquofit tub in the driveway.
01:06:58Oh, that tub.
01:07:00I find that type of design unappealing.
01:07:02I can't imagine why everyone would want that for our bathroom.
01:07:05Despite you.
01:07:06But I think we can use it in our favor now.
01:07:08Darren!
01:07:09Mommy's taking out the trash!
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:20Oh.
01:07:21Oh.
01:07:22Oh.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:24Oh.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:26Oh.
01:07:27Oh.
01:07:28Oh.
01:07:29Oh.
01:07:30Oh.
01:07:31Oh.
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:34Oh.
01:07:35Oh.
01:07:36Oh.
01:07:37Oh.
01:07:38Oh.
01:07:39Oh.
01:07:40Oh.
01:07:41Oh.
01:07:42Oh.
01:07:43Oh.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:45Oh.
01:07:46Oh.
01:07:47Oh.
01:07:48Oh.
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:50Oh.
01:07:51Oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:54Ready?
01:07:55Have you ever done this before?
01:07:56No, but I have no less than ten clients who have done it.
01:07:58Really?
01:08:00It's not that difficult.
01:08:01It's where you write all the chemical deals.
01:08:03That's great.
01:08:05Anything they can do, we can do better.
01:08:09Now.
01:08:10It's quite hard to dispose of a body in totality, but much easier to do so in increments.
01:08:16More money?
01:08:17Yes, so do you have a drink left in the back?
01:08:19Yes upstairs great because as soon as we saw through his aorta, there's gonna be a time
01:09:17This really is effective
01:09:47Oh
01:10:17Oh
01:10:47Oh
01:11:17I
01:11:43Feel like you really need
01:11:45This is just like so stressed, you know, I hate to sit here but the tub it's growing on me
01:11:52Yeah, I mean the amount of liquid that it held
01:11:54In the edge. It feels nice in my arm. Yeah
01:12:00Yeah
01:12:15Request
01:12:27Mr. Wallaby, I told you do not contact me unless it's on the burner phone always burn never bury
01:12:33This is taking so much longer than what I expected. Yeah, we're getting there step-by-step
01:12:52Do you want anything from P Street Cafe if I don't think Daria's chicken nuggets have a freaking meltdown
01:12:57Give me a ranch and conch salad, but hold the dressing all the stuff with Samuel
01:13:05Putting my health into context
01:13:10Because this blood points my warranty, I'm gonna fucking flip out
01:13:14By the way, can you believe that these work on your phone with touchscreen? It's pretty fantastic
01:13:21You ready to start number two
01:13:26I
01:13:57Oh my god, I didn't even think of it at first well depends you want to have more or less mercy for Evan
01:14:14We're married for nearly a decade
01:14:17Fucking decades since my wedding
01:14:20So then do Evan first fast rip it off like a band-aid fast fast our boots coming to you so
01:14:27All right
01:14:30Ready
01:14:41Yeah, oh
01:14:42Absolutely more like to the left and then make sure when you do it you do really hard because you don't want to have
01:14:47to do this a bunch of times
01:14:49I'm trying if there's anything else just a lot of force definitely use your forearm if it doesn't just keep it out of here
01:14:55Oh my gosh, I'm sorry guys. I'm so sorry
01:14:58I'm sorry
01:15:09Hi Evan
01:15:12I
01:15:24Have treasured our time together
01:15:27From the first moment. I saw you and you said that's an ass. I could see myself marrying. I knew that we'd be together
01:15:33We had a true partnership I trusted you and then you betrayed that trust and I hope that you understand
01:15:41I had
01:15:44No, I had no choice
01:15:51Evan you always had the most beautiful bedroom eyes and I'll never forget when you cried on our wedding night
01:15:58And then the stock market rallied and we had the most beautiful reception
01:16:02Absolutely delicious canapes at the reception. By the way, I told Larry that I wish we had those. Thank you so much
01:16:08I
01:16:09Loved all of our vacations together. I adore the fact that you got me for our last anniversary and the earrings on Easter
01:16:16And I mean the tennis bracelet, it's kind of old-fashioned and it's not really my taste
01:16:20But I know that you were trying and I really do appreciate that
01:16:29Guess you should say something now
01:16:31I
01:16:44Thought it's fucked up bitch, there's fucking blood everywhere from a dismembered fucking body. I
01:16:50Worked out every day for you. I told every inch of my body. Do you know how difficult bar is?
01:16:57I
01:16:59Decorated this entire house impeccably, by the way, I hired and fired all of the staff
01:17:05I held up my end of the deal
01:17:09You just got a hold. Okay, you just got a hold. Okay, and then you have an awful sense of design. I'm sorry
01:17:15The top it's fucking ugly and only
01:17:18like you
01:17:21It's awful that it took looks like like a Parisian Street that bumps piss on its fucking
01:17:29Oh
01:17:59Oh
01:18:29Oh
01:18:59Oh
01:19:29Oh
01:19:50Do you think he's dead
01:19:57Just move over again
01:19:59Fuck
01:20:09Hey, I
01:20:14Was wrong and you were right and I'm really sorry that it came down to this
01:20:21I
01:20:26Owe you a huge. Thank you
01:20:33Because that top is gonna look fucking amazing in my house
01:20:39It was an absolute pleasure
01:20:51Oh
01:21:03My god
01:21:06Are you we've never been better
01:21:11Look they dress the salad
01:21:14I'm gonna fucking kill someone
01:21:16That's what it said on the ticket
01:21:18drip salad dressed
01:21:21Oh
01:21:41Whoa
01:21:43You
01:21:50Okay
01:21:53You go ahead I'm gonna check on something
01:21:58Okay
01:22:13You