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Cranky Kong. Also checkout https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVkGUmOpgOLOVr_P_XmMnQ/videos
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00:00Did you have a chance to play?
00:02Yes.
00:03What was your favorite?
00:05I don't know.
00:07I don't even...
00:09I don't know where my partner's at.
00:11Right here.
00:12I don't remember losing her last time.
00:15Yeah, look, we can...
00:17See?
00:20Yeah, she's my new girl.
00:30I don't understand.
00:31Can I...
00:32Oh.
00:34Damn, Dixie.
00:35Slow.
00:40She's not a prostitute.
00:41You are.
00:45No.
00:47Oh, I hate those fucking keys.
00:49Can I just...
00:50Can I...
00:52Toss her off?
00:56No, shut your mouth.
00:59Oh, it makes me...
01:05Oh, look at that.
01:09Do I want down here?
01:10Is there fall damage?
01:11No, there isn't.
01:15Okay.
01:18Look at that.
01:22Oh.
01:23I...
01:27You bitch, give me that!
01:29I don't know how to get in there.
01:31I'm only gonna try, like, once more.
01:38Get in there, you...
01:39Pussy.
01:41I don't think I gotta beat him.
01:48But maybe.
01:54Fuck this, I don't even care.
01:58Whatever.
02:05I told you this game looked old, though.
02:07Game Boy Advance.
02:08What do you expect?
02:11Yeah.
02:14A checkpoint.
02:18This is, like,
02:20originally a Super D-
02:22D and U.
02:25A Super Nintendo game.
02:27What do you expect?
02:32Although, it might actually look better on Super.
02:38I think the Super had higher graphical power than the Game Boy Advance.
02:44Yeah.
02:48Ooh, you son of a...
02:50B.
02:53Yeah.
02:54You bumblebee assholes.
03:00There.
03:03Find the coin.
03:05Alright.
03:18Oh, that wasn't bad.
03:20Ooh, I don't even remember what the coins are good for.
03:23I played this so many years ago.
03:33I think the level should be over real soon.
03:41Also, I wonder...
03:42Oh no!
03:44Goddammit.
03:47Yeah, I...
03:48I fucked up.
03:50I wanna know.
03:51Can I throw him?
03:54No.
03:56Dude.
03:58Throw you?
04:02That doesn't do it?
04:06Like...
04:09I can't break that.
04:14No.
04:15I just thought it was weird that these...
04:17These doors...
04:18Oh.
04:19I can jump through them.
04:21They're quick access.
04:22I thought it was weird.
04:31Oh...
04:32Wait, no I can't do that anymore.
04:41Oh my god, I suck.
04:50Okay.
04:57Look at that, I got caught.
05:09In the old...
05:10Oh shit.
05:11I suck so much blood right there.
05:14I just fucked up.
05:17Look, I win.
05:20Oh yeah.
05:21In the old game...
05:22I remember my favorite...
05:23Some of my favorite level...
05:24The cart games.
05:25You ride a little cart.
05:30Cranky's logo.
05:31Cranky's old.
05:50I don't know what training gives me.
05:56Go!
06:03I don't know what training gives me.
06:24No!
06:25oh my god that was so stupid fuck you cranky
06:35a banana bird? it's a banana bird I don't remember this at all
06:41look we get a little speed... wait we don't get our speed boat here
06:55is that a level? I gotta go this way
07:01yeah I do I just want to check if it's in this hut
07:13bachelor pad? what? there's a bear
07:25oh got my girl
07:45wow this game is... a lot to take in
07:55what?
07:59I remember I think you get different like boats and stuff
08:04I'm pretty sure I can swim up here but I don't know what's up here
08:11nothing you son of a bitch
08:15why did she look so big compared to me in the water you see that?
08:20yeah I am see I'm like massive compared to her