The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange on Disney Channel USA (January 10, 2013)
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00:00He's Orange! He has a lot of friends, they live together on a fruit stand.
00:05They have adventures all across the land, and even play in a rock'n'roll band.
00:09He's Orange! Annoying Orange! He's Orange! Annoying Orange! He's Orange!
00:16Captain's log of the USS Fruiterpreis, a fruit cart on a peaceful and weird mission to sell fruit throughout the galaxy.
00:31Officers, report! Weapon systems are down! We can't outrun them! Maybe not, but we can do this!
00:39Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
00:43Huh. I thought that would help!
00:45We've lost another thruster!
00:47Engine room, what's going on?
00:49Everything's fine down here! There's a little bit of smoke! But besides that, everything's... everything's fine!
00:57Captain, we're getting a transmission-type thingy on the picture maker!
01:01This is Commando Broccoli of the Starship Cruciferous!
01:04You cannot escape! Surrender, and I shall be merciful!
01:09Merciful? I thought you said your name was Broccoli!
01:12That's so stupid! I'm Rescinding! You hear me? Rescinding!
01:18Can I call you Rescindy for short?
01:20Give up! You have until the count of ten! One... two...
01:27Nineteen! Seven! Eighty-six!
01:29Eighty-seven! Eighty-eight! No, wait! Stop doing that! I lost count!
01:34Hey! Hey, Commander Rescindy!
01:36That's not my name! But what?
01:38Lightspeed! I said, lightspeed! Guys, take us to lightspeed!
01:43We don't have that!
01:45Warp speed? We don't have that either!
01:47Fruit speed! Fruit speed!
01:48What's fruit speed?
01:50It's what I just did!
01:53Right! I'm destroying you now! Bye-bye! Veggies rule! Etcetera!
02:04Enson Marshmallow, what's your outlook?
02:06Sunny and mild with a hundred percent chance of rainbows and happiness! Whee!
02:12Ah!
02:21Whoa! Looks like we landed in some weird little girl's imagination!
02:28I don't like the looks of this!
02:30Just remember, we come in peace.
02:34Ah! Alien monster! Set blasters to destroy!
02:37Orange, no! It's just a bunny!
02:39Oh
02:40So no blasters only if it has rabies intergalactic rules
02:44Drat once again our Federation's laws vex our innate desire to commit random acts of violence. Why do you sound so smart?
02:50I'm a starship captain. Can't you tell by these goofy uniforms?
02:54Hey, look guys a unicorn
02:56I
03:05Thought you were from Detroit
03:12You fix the engine no, I made this sweet lander down to the mainframe wiring. How does that help anything?
03:20Dang it orange. I'm a fruit seller. Not a doctor. What I inhaled a lot of engine smoke
03:26That explains it now get back in there and make her space-worthy the lanyard. Oh, right the ship, right?
03:40Who could possibly want to do anything but hug this magical place
03:55The market for rock candy was decimated the big rock candy monster played my people and vowed revenge
04:08But he's yet to succeed. Maybe he's just too sweet cuz he's candy
04:12See Apple be more like that and people might like you. Yeah. Okay. I'll do that
04:26Give it back jerk be prepared for anything. I saw the alien ship land right around here
04:34Winky father. My child has returned
04:37It's a miracle a sign from the great marshmallow in the sky
04:42Actually, it's on account of some evil space vegetables
04:44But close so think you can hang for a minute at least till our ship is repaired
04:50Hey, Bo Freundlich Hector alert the others to celebrate my child's highly coincidental return to his homeland and to welcome his friends
04:58We shall hold a three-day feast in their honor
05:04Good cuz that's exactly how long it's gonna take for me to stitch these lanyards back into the mainframe
05:12While you're out there
05:20We're gonna funk it up tonight and then tomorrow and also the next day cuz our three-day festival is how we do
05:35I'm warning you guys cut it out. You guys really do it up, right?
05:39This is amazing King Marshmallow, we do like to get our party on hey Marshmallow, why'd you ever leave this magical place?
05:48Because you killed a man
05:55Good luck with that
06:00What the what Joker bought fire to a marshmallow party this Joker
06:10I
06:22Love the smell of burning gelatin in the morning
06:29Okay, first of all, it's not morning and second for a candy monster you're not sweet at all he's awful
06:40Stop enjoying your own demise. That's how we do marshmallows to your battle stations
06:47Oh
07:04Guys we should help set blasters to candy. Yeah, let's light up that dream killer captain. We can't we're on a peaceful mission
07:11Remember she's right intergalactic law doesn't allow us to interfere with regional conflicts. Dang it. Oh, well, I guess we'll just sit back and enjoy the show
07:29Darn any winky things have changed since you left the candy monster has destroyed most of our villages
07:35Townships suburbs and even that sad little trailer park out by Carmel Lake
07:41We can't hold him off much longer
07:43Soon all of Marshmallow will be gone. I fear but we're going to party until the end cuz that's how we do
07:54DJ princess buttercup kick out the end of the world jams
08:02Soon I shall destroy the last of you and then rock candy will become the main ingredient and s'mores and other
08:10marshmallow-based desserts like marshmallow cookie pies and
08:15Some other things. Thanks for laying out your entire plan
08:20Shoot it's a terrible affectation. Maybe we can help you guys. We can't
08:26intergalactic law says
08:28Apple you're past your sell-by date hair passion check the intergalactic bylaws for a workaround
08:33The only way we can interfere in regional affairs is if one of our crew was harmed in the conflict
08:37Oh
08:39Well, that's good enough for me now fire
08:44Captain our weapons are useless
08:47It's like a reflective surface
08:51Your pathetic laser weapons can't defeat me unless they could eat my body to a consistent temperature and boil me down to liquid
08:59sugar, which they can't
09:01Oh
09:05Guys I've got a crazy plan marshmallow. What's the boiling point of caramel?
09:11Midget Apple, can you swim?
09:16Okay, Bob get swimming
09:25Hey candy man, here's a little piece offering
09:32Now
09:38Yeah, you kind of did
09:44Caramel, oh that will melt me to a sugary morass
09:49There I go, give it away my secrets again. Hey big rock candy monster
10:01I
10:06Can't thank you fruits enough for saving our world from that horrible monster. No problem your kingship glad to help sweeten things up
10:20Will do winky yay nerval we got to go
10:28Thanks captain orange
10:32You
10:35Unicorn princess DJ buttercup play these fruit heroes out with some crunchy beats. Yes
11:01Baby