The Uorfi Javed Roast Show | Munawar Faruqui | Ft. Kullu, Maheep Singh, Shreeja & Raunaq Rajani

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Roasting Comedians with Uorfi Javed | Munawar Faruqui | Kullu, Maheep

Get ready for a hilarious night as Uorfi Javed takes the stage to roast some of the funniest comedians in the industry! Join us for "Roasting Comedians with Uorfi Javed," featuring the comedic talents of Munawar Faruqui, Kullu, Maheep Singh, Shreeja, and Raunaq Rajani. Expect witty banter, sharp jabs, and plenty of laughs as our guest comedians try to keep their cool while Uorfi brings her unique humor and charisma to the spotlight. This is not just another roast; it's a celebration of comedy, friendship, and the art of making fun! Don't miss out on this unforgettable show that promises to leave you in stitches. Hit that play button now and join the fun! #UorfiJaved #MunawarFaruqui #ComedyRoast #StandUpComedy #LaughOutLoud

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Get ready to laugh because Uorfi Javed and Munawar Faruqui are about to turn the roasting game upside down!

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00:00Please give a loud round of applause for Munawar Farooqi.
00:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hello, hello, hello.
00:12Hi, hi, hello, hello.
00:19Yes, are you guys excited?
00:21Yes.
00:23Let's see how many FIRs there are today.
00:25Let's see how many FIRs there are today.
00:30Am I looking good? Am I looking good, guys?
00:32Yeah?
00:33I was very nervous.
00:34I even asked if there was anything mandatory about the clothes.
00:36They said, it's Urfi's show, just wear it and come.
00:42So, look, the name of this show is The Urfi Javed Roast.
00:45But this show will be released on my YouTube channel.
00:48This shows that the more stalkers there are, the more subscribers there should be.
00:52We thought, let's roast.
00:54And I regret every single joke.
00:57Where have you guys seen Urfi?
00:59Spitzvilla?
01:00You've seen him on Bigg Boss too. People have seen him on Ek Hafta Di.
01:03On Roadies too, right now.
01:05Why did they call Urfi on the show and promote plastic? I don't understand.
01:10Does anyone like to eat?
01:12You?
01:13Yes, sir.
01:14You?
01:15Vegetarian, non-vegetarian?
01:16Non-vegetarian.
01:17Non-vegetarian. I mean, eat everything.
01:19Eat everything.
01:20Urfi eats everything too.
01:22But when her cook asks her if she wants to make potato parathas or vegetables,
01:26Urfi tells her cook that she wants to make a bra.
01:30Do you know how good these sets look?
01:32Urfi wears all of these.
01:36She has a dress pen and a carpenter.
01:39She's a star now.
01:41She did a show on Prime.
01:44Hey! Hey!
01:45She did a show on Prime, okay?
01:47Prime called her.
01:48She's a star now.
01:50Let's give a big round of applause for Urfi.
01:55So, please.
01:56Let's welcome with more applause
01:59Manish Malhotra's nightmare
02:02Urfi Jagat, ladies and gentlemen.
02:09Hey!
02:18That's what I'm talking about.
02:19Urfi knows where her place is.
02:21Only jokers entertain queens in the court.
02:25If there's a spotlight, of course I'll sit here.
02:27Because you need talent to stand on the mic.
02:33No, but Urfi is very sweet.
02:34Urfi, how are you feeling?
02:35Your show is coming on Amazon.
02:37So, how are you feeling? Are you nervous?
02:39No, I'm not nervous. I'm happy. I'm very happy.
02:41Urfi has knocked on many doors for work.
02:44Because she's short.
02:45She can't reach the doorbell.
02:47She's so short that she thinks her career is big.
02:51Okay, so we're going to call the panel.
02:54Do you know there's a tragedy in Bhopal?
02:56There was one more.
02:57Her name is Kullu.
02:58Give it up for Kullu.
03:01Yes, very funny, my friend.
03:05She's the ambassador of Beardu.
03:07A big round of applause for Sreeja Chaturvedi.
03:09Please. Please.
03:11A big round of applause.
03:15On this modern furniture set,
03:18let's call an ancient being named Maheep Singh.
03:26Last and least, Rohanak Rajani.
03:36Maheep sir.
03:37How are you?
03:39Good.
03:41You've become famous for asking a lot of people
03:43how their mothers are.
03:47Don't ask Kullu.
03:50You know his mother is a police officer, right?
03:52She'll answer, I'm a bribe taker.
03:59Actually, Sreeja's jokes are delivered slowly.
04:03Like her beard.
04:06Rohanak Rajani.
04:08How are you?
04:09Very good, brother.
04:10He's a very big dog lover, you know, Rohanak Rajani.
04:14His wife is also a big dog lover.
04:16That's why they got married.
04:21And we'll call the first person on our panel.
04:26Is there anyone who wants to volunteer?
04:28Is there anyone who's excited to roast Urfi?
04:31They all love me.
04:34Yeah, of course.
04:35This wasn't a joke.
04:38But it's okay, we'll start.
04:40We'll call the first person.
04:42We'll call Rohanak Rajani, but wait.
04:44He doesn't know how to clap anyway.
04:47Rohanak Rajani has a lot of audience.
04:49His in-laws call his audience.
04:54And he lives in Bandra, you know.
04:56Has anyone seen his last video?
04:59The video didn't even go out of Bandra.
05:04Like Rohanak.
05:06Who searches for web check-in in IRCTC?
05:10Doesn't it happen?
05:11He asks for a window seat on Activa.
05:15He's very rich. He's in BMW.
05:18He was driving a Munawar.
05:21He has a show.
05:22He gives advice on relationships.
05:24Imran Khan comes in the episode.
05:27You know, Imran Khan.
05:28Jaane tu ya jaane...
05:30I mean, Imran Khan is busy reviving his career.
05:34He cuts iron with iron.
05:36Unemployment cuts unemployment.
05:43So give it up for Rohanak Rajani.
05:46Keep it going. Keep it going.
05:48Keep it going.
05:49For your roast master, anyway, Thandai.
05:54Munawar Farooqui, ladies and gentlemen.
05:56A lot of you all know that he had gone to jail for telling jokes.
05:59Do you all know how he got out of jail?
06:01Because he told the other inmates those same jokes.
06:10Munawar's fans are so stupid,
06:11they thought Baba Black Sheep is a poem about Sanjay Dutt.
06:19Sheeja is here.
06:20Yes. Sheeja looks like the kind of girl
06:22who looks at Urfi's clothes and goes...
06:25Sheeja is infamous because she keeps on demanding respect
06:28from all her fans.
06:30In fact, there's a rumor that her actual name is just Jaa.
06:36These are great jokes. I don't care for your fucking jokes.
06:41Sheeja often comes on my show Relationship Advice,
06:43which is on my YouTube channel.
06:45Please, I'm begging you to watch it again.
06:48She comes on my show and she never talks about
06:50how she got out of jail.
06:52She comes on my show and she never talks about
06:54her relationship status.
06:56Because she's scared that her parents will find out.
06:58In fact, today to come to this roast,
07:00she had to tell her mom,
07:01that both her mom, boys and girls are coming.
07:04And for Maheep sir's supervision.
07:10Sheeja is so slow, her favorite rapper is Jagjit Singh.
07:19I would love to see a rap battle
07:21between Maheep sir and Sheeja,
07:23but I don't have 10 years to waste.
07:27And Maheep sir doesn't have 10 years.
07:35Maheep Singh, ladies and gents, yes!
07:39Maheep Singh, separated from his wife,
07:42often known for asking people,
07:44how is mummy?
07:46He asks this to everyone.
07:48Everyone except his own kid.
07:52Ashish Solanki and Samay Rehna
07:55approve that despite his age,
07:57Maheep's knees work very well.
08:06Maheep...
08:09Maheep...
08:10Maheep loves older women.
08:14His criteria is that they should be past menopause.
08:17And the worst part is, he calls it menupause.
08:22Marvelous.
08:25Maheep Singh is so old,
08:26his lips don't touch when he does...
08:32One of the most endearing things about Maheep sir
08:34is that he's a nature lover.
08:36Do you all know this?
08:37He's a nature lover.
08:38He likes to go out at night and count stars,
08:40or as he likes to call it,
08:42catching up with my batchmates.
08:47Aditya Kulshresh, ladies and gents,
08:49Aditya Kulshresh, ladies and gents, yes!
08:55Aditya Kulshresh has given himself a pet name.
08:59Kullu.
09:00Which is really sad because I feel like
09:03Tanmay should have gotten a chance to name his pet.
09:09Kullu was actually invited to be on Big Boss,
09:12and he said,
09:13I'm already at Tanmay's house.
09:16Kullu is a civil engineer?
09:17No.
09:18Civil engineer, yes?
09:19No.
09:20He is a civil engineer.
09:21Shut the f**k up.
09:22It makes my joke work.
09:26And I'll tell you how I know this
09:27because he knows who to put a tunnel in.
09:32To find the way to success.
09:39Kullu has never apologized to his mother.
09:41Instead, he says,
09:42Kullu has never apologized to his mother.
09:43Instead, he says,
09:50Kullu has been beaten up so badly by his mother's stick
09:53that he thinks the stick is his father.
09:59Kullu used to be working in radio.
10:03He used to make the noise between two radio channels.
10:07Tanmay Bhai.
10:14Let's get to Urfi.
10:16Urfi Javed.
10:21Urfi Javed, ladies and gentlemen.
10:23Urfi Javed recently faked her arrest
10:25for a marketing campaign.
10:27Just like Munawar.
10:31In the trailer of her new show, Urfi said
10:33she wants to get a boob job.
10:35Urfi, why don't you first get a job?
10:42Urfi, I'm really sorry for the disrespect.
10:44I just wanted to make you feel at home.
10:51Urfi is the kind of girl
10:52who will go to a restaurant and say,
10:54Bhaisaab, yeh sabzi 32A mein milega kya?
10:59Urfi was asked that for this shoot,
11:00she was supposed to wear new clothes.
11:02But she said,
11:03mera welder long weekend ke liye chutti pe hai.
11:09Urfi used to be an actor.
11:10Do you all know she was in Kasautii Zindagi Ki?
11:12Did you all see her?
11:13She was the curtain.
11:21Urfi.
11:22Urfi Javed, when she was trying to be an actor,
11:24a lot of her friends told her
11:25that to survive in the industry,
11:27you'll have to participate in casting couch.
11:30So she casted herself as a couch.
11:35All right, ladies and gents,
11:36my name is Raunak Rajani.
11:39Give it up for Munawar.
11:42He's on the next season of Khatron Ke Khiladi
11:44as Khatra.
11:47Give it up for Raunak Rajani.
11:51Jitne log aate,
11:53utna toh mera show band karane aate.
12:00Shreeja jo hai,
12:01aaj kal bina soond ke goon kyu ghoom rahi hai?
12:03Dekha?
12:04Usko hasi aaye, but usne daat nahi dikhaye.
12:06Kyuki agar daat dikhayegi,
12:07toh taskari ho jayegi daat ki.
12:09So yes, dosto!
12:10Aur gharam karte mahal.
12:13Please start clapping for Shreeja Chaturvedi.
12:18Life is short, guys.
12:19Main bas aapko batana chahati hoon.
12:21Life is short,
12:22and it feels shorter after a Munawar show.
12:26Munawar ne kahaya hai ki,
12:27wo apne dushmanon ko bhi jail mein jaat hue nahi dekh sakta.
12:31Kyuki wo usse zyada popular ho jayenge phir.
12:40Kuch toh lock-up kink hai Munawar ka.
12:43Isse pasandi nahi hai.
12:44He just doesn't want to be free.
12:46Dekha jaise hi yeh nikla jail se,
12:48he just keeps doing reality shows
12:50jismein wapas lock-up ho jaye.
12:53Aur 3 mahine band ho jaye,
12:54aur 4 mahine band ho jaye.
12:57Isliye Katro ke kiladi nahi kar paya yeh.
12:59Outdoors hai na wo poora.
13:06Badte hain aage.
13:07Matlab isse zyada mein paas hai nahi Munawar ke liye
13:10because uska career thoda chhota raha hai.
13:15Give it up for the next guy,
13:17Makreep Singh.
13:22Man,
13:23what a creepy uncle, man.
13:28In se milte hi main apne parents ko
13:30apne live location bej dete ho.
13:33Ki please mujhe track karte raho.
13:39Wahi, but jaldi main karti ho abhi thoda.
13:42Kyuki Maheeb sir ko jaana hai
13:43apne building ka redevelopment oppose karne ke liye.
13:51Yeh R.K. Lakshman ke cartoon lagta hai yeh.
13:55Give it up for Raunak Rajani, guys.
13:57He's also on the panel.
14:00The guy sitting next to your favourite comedians.
14:04Always, man.
14:05Raunak is the opening act of his own YouTube channel.
14:10He comes from a wealthy family.
14:12Matlab, wo dekh kar hi lagta hai.
14:15Aap dekhi ho, uski shakal dekh kar hi vada chalta hai.
14:18Hai, iski ek vibe hai, thodi hit and run wali.
14:22Like his driver is on standby for every time he's drinking.
14:28After all these years in the industry,
14:30Raunak still has the enthusiasm of a newcomer.
14:33And also the views.
14:37Let's give it up for the guy sitting next to Raunak.
14:39Kullu.
14:40Mr. Aditya Kulshreshth ne
14:44shairi ka bahut shock hai.
14:47We call him Ghabraha Tindori.
14:52Most well-read gamar hai yeh.
14:55Kullu makes women flirt with him on camera.
14:59Wanna koi vishwas nahi karega.
15:02Aur phir clarify karta hai ki I'm not dating anyone.
15:06Obviously, ghar pe bula ke poha khilayega.
15:10Toh kaun date karega, bhai, tuch se?
15:13Ek baat bhi aise hi karta hai,
15:15se iske gale mein poha atka hua ho.
15:18Kullu gives off such a leaked sperm energy, aapne dekha hai.
15:24It's time to talk about the woman of the evening.
15:28Urfi Javed.
15:32Urfi is an icon.
15:34The delete icon.
15:40Yeh fame ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai,
15:42sivaay ache kaam ke.
15:45Actually, yeh fame ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai,
15:47sivaay kaam ke.
15:51Iski wajah se meri parent mujhe Bollywood mein nahi jana de
15:54yeh aise type ke kapde pehn kar goon mongi tum phir.
15:57T-shirt pehn ke aayi hu main.
16:00Pata hai, Urfi Amazon pe kapde mangwaati hai
16:02aur packaging hi pehn le diya.
16:10Yeh agar pregnant hui toh logon ko wo bhi dress hi lagegi.
16:15Poore time reality shows karti rehti hai.
16:17It's making Munawar insecure.
16:21Yeh bhai main kya karunga phir.
16:23But we're here to promote Follow Karlo yaar,
16:25which is a documentary reality show following Urfi's life.
16:31Amazon Prime video ko isne viral bayaani bana diya hai.
16:38Yeah, I mean, she's proud of it.
16:40I am?
16:41You should be, I mean, you should be.
16:43Actually, frankly, main admire hi karti hoon aap log.
16:48Urfi has changed her own face so much,
16:51yeh apni kudki look alike lagti hai.
16:55Amazon ko kabse show karna hai Urfi ke saath,
16:58unhe bas pata hi nahi tha ki yeh sahi wale ko approach kar raha hai ki nahi.
17:04But yeah, when Urfi dresses,
17:06uski family amesha, you know, they get a little concerned.
17:09Like, kaise kapde pehen liye hoon?
17:11Chaar log dekhenge, kya kahenge?
17:13Toh dhar jaati hai ki sirf chaar log hi dekhne wale hai kya?
17:18Urfi, your legacy is going to last forever
17:20because of the stands you take
17:22and the injections.
17:26Pata hai yeh COVID vaccination center mein bhi jaa kare bhooch rahe thi ki,
17:30arey yeh kaunsa filler hai?
17:37Killer hai.
17:39Like, she spells her name also differently.
17:41Now it's U-O-R-F-I.
17:43Inhone naam mein bhi implants laga diye.
17:48Theek hai guys, that's it from my side.
17:50Thank you so much.
17:51Please welcome back your host, Kunal Paruki.
17:54Give it up for Sheetal.
17:56Come on.
17:57Yes!
17:59Bahut badiya.
18:01Aur, aapko pata hai Amazon ne Urfi ko yeh show ke liye paise nahi diye.
18:05Kyunki usually, dekho, horto ko jo paise milte toh kaha rakhti hai.
18:09Woah!
18:15Abhe banjo.
18:17Kitty party ko orgy bulaane wale insaan Maheep Singh jo hai.
18:28Aur, Maheep Singh, aap logon pata hai, Maheep Singh kitne puran hai comedian hai.
18:31Birbal ke hi open kiya main.
18:34Open kiya main.
18:37So, give it up.
18:38Give it up for prachi, vintage Maheep Singh.
18:47Apte narami logo baith gaya, baith gaya.
18:50Nahi, meri baat ho gayi.
18:57Wow!
18:59Achi hai mami, achi hai.
19:00Achi hai mami, achi hai.
19:02Bohot sahi hai.
19:07Okay guys, welcome to the Urfi Javed roast show.
19:12The Urfi Javed roast show.
19:16Haan haan, yeh jo, aap poster dekh pa rahe honge.
19:20Teek hai na?
19:22Urfi ne apne naam mein, o lagaya hai.
19:26Par jo yeh bra bina hi hai na.
19:30Iske liye Urfi do lagte hai.
19:41Mere paas ek bhi nahi hai.
19:47Munawar Farooqui sahab.
19:53Yeh matlab, yeh comedy karte hai.
19:56Yeh lagaya, beech beech mein, ladkiyon ko patane ke liye, shairi karte hai.
20:01Teek hai na?
20:03Joke ke beech mein, aise ladkiyon ki tarah dekh ke, aise bol denge.
20:08Ek shairi likhi hai.
20:14Pehli baat toh yeh hai, ek shairi nahi hotu.
20:18Ek shair hota hai.
20:22Ek shair hota hai.
20:24Ek beevi hoti hai.
20:26Oh!
20:36Bhai yeh kya ho raha hai?
20:38Aap log ko pata hi hoga, Munawar jail gaye the.
20:42Koi mahaan kaam karke nahi gaye the.
20:45Jail gaye the, toh humein bahot chinta ho rahi the, ke kahin bahar na aajaye.
20:52Ache khase show milne lag jaye the humko.
20:56Okay guys, next is Raunak.
21:07Iska ek show hai called Relationship Advice.
21:12Hindi mein jiska matlab hai ki, rishton ki tatti ki sala.
21:18Ya tatti sala rishton ki.
21:21Rishton ki tatti.
21:24Basically tatti show hai.
21:27Tatti show hai.
21:32Iske aage likha hai, Raunak is a Sindhi.
21:37Yeh joke nahi hai.
21:40Wo sachme Sindhi hai.
21:43Uske mere se bhi zyada baal hai sharir pe.
21:47Kullu, Kullu, give it up for Kullu.
21:50Give it up for Kullu.
21:55My favourite Zakir Sarkar.
21:59Kullu ki ek aankh lazy hai.
22:03You know about the lazy eye na?
22:06Ana?
22:08Lazy, bhenga bolte hain usko.
22:12Kullu ki ek aankh lazy hai, meri bhi ek aankh lazy hai.
22:16I'm not saying anything.
22:21Wow.
22:26Ek doha hai,
22:28Yeh baap pe poot,
22:31Pita pe ghoda,
22:33Bahut nahi to thoda thoda.
22:42Ek baar Kullu ki mummy aur main baat kar rahe the.
22:45Maine kaha, dekho aap bhi retire ho gayi ho.
22:49Main bhi retire ho gaya ho.
22:52Kyon na, Kullu ki family poori kar den.
22:57Aur iski shadi karha den, haraam hi ho.
23:05Nahi to yeh Mirza Saima khelta rahega.
23:09Mirza Saima khelta rahega.
23:11Mirza Saima khelta rahega.
23:18Ek to yaar yeh gareebi nahi jaati aadmi.
23:22ISD.
23:23Ana?
23:24Kuch bhi kar to.
23:26Kuch bhi, inko kuch bhi mil jaye.
23:29Gareebi nahi jaati.
23:30Yeh saade paanch hazaar ki jacket pehne hai is time.
23:34Das hazaar ke iske shoes hain.
23:36Pandra hazaar rupe ki iski trouser hai.
23:39Par khayenge kya?
23:41Pohe.
23:45Garee ko na, matlab ko sikha diya jaata.
23:47Bachpan mein ki beta, yeh hi acchi cheez hoti hai.
23:49Main bhi jo hoti hai, kya?
23:51Yeh jo 10 rupee ki milti hai.
23:53Yeh sakse acchi dish hoti hai.
23:57Isne yakeen kar rakha hai is baat.
23:59Pohe se kabhi koi ladki pati?
24:03Apan Urfi ki baat karenge.
24:04Give it up for Urfi.
24:11Dhyan se sunna serious baat hai.
24:131997 mein Urfi pehda hui hai.
24:171996 mein main Lucknow gaya tha.
24:21No relation.
24:24Theek hai.
24:25Paanch bhai bhain hai yeh log.
24:27Paanch bhai bhain.
24:29Urfi sabse badi wali hai.
24:31Nahi nahi nahi.
24:32Nahi, umar bhi baat hoon kar raha hai.
24:35Ha ha ha.
24:39Wah.
24:42Bahut badi wali ho tu.
24:45To Urfi chahati hai ki,
24:47log unke...
24:49kapdo ke beyond unko dekhe hai.
24:55Jo ki wo dekhna bhi chahate hai.
24:59Urfi wo kapde dhund nahi pa rahe hai.
25:01If you find clothes, look beyond the clothes.
25:05She's wearing all the furniture of the house.
25:12Take a look beyond that, Urfi.
25:16Hey!
25:17****
25:20I mean, look beyond that.
25:23Actually, don't remove the stuff.
25:25It's Kunlu's.
25:27He has rented it.
25:29His house also has to run.
25:33Urfi wants to become an entrepreneur.
25:36Entrepreneur.
25:37What?
25:38Entrepreneur.
25:39Okay.
25:40If you say entrepreneur, will there be a loss in business?
25:46So she wants to become an entrepreneur.
25:51Okay, Urfi means famous.
25:54That's fine.
25:55Yes, correct.
25:56Urfi means very famous.
25:57Okay, she's also very famous.
26:00Urfi means very famous.
26:02And I pray that she gets what she wants.
26:07And I'm very happy to see her in clothes.
26:13And good luck to your show.
26:15Follow it.
26:17Okay, follow it.
26:18Okay, fine.
26:19And thank you very much for being here.
26:22Give it up for Mahir Singh.
26:26Amazing.
26:27Give it up for him.
26:32This energy is present even at the age of 50.
26:36By the way, I'm 50 years old.
26:391972.
26:42My grandfather went to Punjab in 1971.
26:49No connection.
26:51But he knew Urdu very well.
26:55Bye.
26:58I'm from Gujarat.
27:00But my grandfather is from Dharam.
27:11Don't lift it too much.
27:15So are we ready?
27:17Do you know who we're going to call?
27:19Kullu.
27:20Kullu's family is a bit of a tragedy.
27:23His father's name is absent.
27:26He could've used Tanmay Bhatt instead, but he didn't.
27:30Guys, please start clapping for your next roaster.
27:34Kullu.
27:35Kullu.
27:36Wow.
27:38I'm anxious.
27:41I've never felt the lack of a father in a parent-teacher meet.
27:44But today, I found a father.
27:47A mature father.
27:50It's okay, sir. I accept it.
27:53If someone asks me how my mom is, I'll say,
27:55I don't know, but my dad is growing up.
28:04Yeah.
28:05Munawar, my brother.
28:07Serial apologizer.
28:13He does everything.
28:14Poetry, comedy, apology.
28:18He has three playlists on YouTube.
28:19Poetry, rapping, apology.

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