Bad Dog Episode 6 - The Mild Bunch
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00:00True, we're all spending this weekend together in the great outdoors for one reason and one
00:15reason only.
00:16Can anyone tell me what that is?
00:19Is it because the Grand Duck Council said we couldn't be Ducky Scouts anymore unless
00:28you got us out of the house?
00:30Well, more specifically, Trevor, we all need to earn the coveted survival merit badge this
00:34weekend.
00:35And, in order to do that, we're going to have to learn to live with just the bare essentials,
00:41like the animals do.
00:46The animals need food, like our rump roast, or our Plumperamma ballpark hot dogs, and
00:54our Twitzer candy bars.
00:56Animals need shelter, like our top-of-the-line Instamatic 2000 pop-up pup tent with built-in
01:03generator, television, and shower.
01:06And lastly, when the animals get tired of the great outdoors and they want to go home,
01:11they need, well, actually, they're stuck here, but luckily, we have the old Petensky minivan.
01:17Minivan!
01:18Animals need minivan!
01:19All right, troop, it's time for us to set up camp.
01:44Edmund, you start the campfire, and Bucky, you can cook up the grub, and the rest of
01:48you fellas work on the tent.
01:50Where is the tent?
01:51Where did all the food go?
01:54The fire's missing, too.
01:57Maybe all our stuff fell into these big gopher holes.
02:01Those aren't gopher holes, boys.
02:03According to this brochure, those are the famous gaping geysers of Gaseous Gorge, and
02:08any loud noise could set them off.
02:11Who's crazy enough to make a loud noise?
02:15Well, a family of bears have locked themselves in our minivan, and we don't have any food,
02:34but at least the water isn't shooting up anymore.
02:37It's just coming down.
02:40Everybody, find yourselves some cover for the night.
02:47Good night, little bit.
02:53Sleep tight.
02:56Tonight on Geographically Geographic, we'll see how forest-dwelling animals quickly adapt
03:00to their ever-changing environment.
03:09Rise and shine, troop.
03:10Today's going to be the best day of your lives.
03:14Huh?
03:15We're going home?
03:16Uh...
03:17He's not as crazy as we thought.
03:21No, we're going to achieve our survival merit badges.
03:24Oh, yes, he is.
03:26And due to our current situation, we're going to start with food gathering.
03:31Now, it says here the first step for a ducky scout is to forage for blueberries.
03:37Yeah!
03:38Funky, fine blueberry!
03:44But it says here to be careful and avoid the poisonous variety, which may cause green skin and prolonged itchiness.
03:52Uh-oh, boys.
03:53Looks like poor Trevor won't get him.
03:55I'm on it, sir!
03:57Oh, yeah!
03:58Yeah!
03:59Ow!
04:01Ow!
04:08Uh-oh.
04:13I sure wish we had our first aid kit right about now.
04:23It sounds to me like you boys are ready to move on to advanced food gathering.
04:27According to the ducky guidebook, we just need to find some honey.
04:42The bees have already abandoned this honeycomb trip.
04:48Give me that!
04:51Do you see any honey?
04:57No.
05:08Don't be afraid.
05:09They just want the honey.
05:28Huh?
05:29Oh, no!
05:39There goes the last of our food.
05:41And to think, it was right here under our noses.
05:45Food under bulky nosy!
05:58Now, Berkley, it's not that bad.
06:01We'll find food.
06:04Yay, mawa monsters!
06:06Yay!
06:07We're gonna lose!
06:14I'm sorry.
06:16Thanks for putting me down with that.
06:18We're gonna make it through tomorrow's set of challenges.
06:21Huh?
06:25Are there any marshmallow burgers left?
06:28No, but this marshmallow juice is pretty good.
06:32Yeah, I just wish I had some hot chocolate to wash it down with.
06:42Are the bears asleep?
06:44No, Edmund, I believe they're in hibernation.
06:47What's the difference between sleep and hibernation?
06:51Hibernation means we don't get the van back until next spring.
06:55It also means that it looks like our only way back to civilization
06:59is to inflate that pontoon raft,
07:01travel down those treacherous Class IV White River Rapids,
07:04and then navigate around Dead Scout's Turn,
07:07avoiding the waterfall at all costs.
07:10Luckily, that's exactly what we needed to do anyway
07:13to earn our survival merit badges.
07:15No way, I've had it, Dad.
07:18You can count me out.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Oh.
07:22Boys, boys, what about your survival merit badges?
07:25Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.
07:29Badges.
07:40Berkeley, there's nothing you can do
07:42that will get me out on those White Water Rapids.
07:54Berkeley, you are a bad dog!
08:00Oh, great.
08:02Well, I hope you guys don't expect me to be the big hero.
08:09Trevor!
08:13Mr. Potanski, I think we just ran out of water.
08:24No, no. Come on, Berkeley, you're a good dog.
08:27Come on, Berkeley, swim to shore.
08:29Good dog!
08:58Oh.
09:04Well, I wish I could give you boys your survival merit badges now.
09:08You sure have earned them.
09:10But the fact is, well, they're missing with the rest of our stuff.
09:14Congratulations, boys.
09:16You win the Honorary Ducky Troop of the Year Award.
09:19No troop has ever been cra-
09:21I mean brave enough to attempt Dead Man's Curve
09:24during Rapids' high season.
09:26And for heroism in the face of extreme danger,
09:29I present you both with a coveted Golden Quack Award.
09:36You all must be starved.
09:38Come on back to the lodge. We're roasting marshmallows.
09:42Yay! Now we're monsters!