Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 9 The Wish
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 9 The Wish
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00:00Oh
00:30Okay
00:38That was too close for comfort
00:41Not that slaying is ever a comfy, but you know what I mean
00:46You guys hadn't been here to help what we were and we did it and we're all fine
00:53Isn't he gonna go poof I
00:55Guess these guys don't
00:58It's a barium or something
01:02Thanks, you appreciate them so no fuss no muss
01:06So how come faith was a no-show that that mucus II demons were her favorites
01:11Couldn't reach her
01:13again
01:14Doesn't been hanging out much. I
01:18detect worry a
01:20little bit
01:21Slaying is a rough gig too much alone time isn't healthy stuff gets pent up
01:27We should try to do more socializing with her
01:31Well burial detail aside does this cap us off for the day?
01:36You got plans. I
01:38Cannot stress enough how much I don't have plans. No luck reaching Cordelia
01:44I've left a few messages 60
01:4970
01:51But you know what really bugs me
01:53Okay, we kissed it was a mistake
01:56But I know that was positively the last time we were ever gonna kiss darn tootin and they burst in
02:01Rescuing us without even knocking. I mean, this is really all their fault
02:08Your logic does not resemble our earth logic mine is much more advanced
02:14At least tomorrow's Monday another school day. That's good. No focus on school
02:20That's the strong willow way to heal
02:23Actually, I was more thinking Oz will be there and I can beg for forgiveness
02:28That works, too. I want to be strong
02:32But then I think I may never get to be close to Oz again
02:37It's like all the air just goes out of the room
02:42Right, I mean you went through it with angel and you're still standing so tell us wise one
02:50How do you deal?
02:52I have you guys
02:57Hey Xander you get this call me
03:05Hi Xander
03:10Well a minute
03:20Hi Cordelia, if you get the chance if we could talk I'm here
03:34Hey again me here again
03:50You
04:20You
04:45You
04:50Hey man, what's up?
05:00How's it going
05:02Oz hasn't been to his locker. There may be books in there that he needs but still he doesn't come
05:09Has Anderson Cordelia? I don't think so, but she is coming in today
05:16Amy saw last night at the mall
05:18How is she I don't know Amy said she looked pretty scary
05:48Oh
06:04You have to meet Anya she just moved here and her dad just bought
06:09What was it? Oh a utility or something?
06:14Nice bag
06:16Good call
06:18Most people around here can't tell Prada from payless. God Cordy when I heard about I mean I couldn't leave it
06:26But it was smart, you know the injury thing you take a week off let everybody forget about the temporary
06:33insanity that was Xander Harris
06:36Xander who?
06:39You
06:41Know what you have to do
06:44Start dating get back on the horse. Oh
06:48Absolutely. I am ready to ride then. I have just the stallion. He's so you
07:09I'm pretty sure he won't cheat on you
07:12At least not for a while
07:14Plus he's got a kill moped
07:39Oz
07:40Wow
07:41look, that's
07:43Running into each other as two people who go to the same school are so likely to do now and then
07:51Hey
07:54Oz wait, please
07:57What I did
07:59When I think that I hurt you. Yeah, you said all this stuff Friday
08:05right, but I
08:08Want to make it up to you, I mean if you let me I want to try
08:16just
08:19You can leave me alone I
08:24Need to figure things out, but maybe if we talk about it we could look
08:31I'm sorry. This is hard for you
08:35But I told you what I need
08:37So I can't help feeling like the reason you want to talk is so you can feel better about yourself
08:46It's not my problem
09:08Oh
09:16Hey John Lee, do I have something caught in my teeth
09:38Oh
09:40What's new god, it's been like a gazillion years
09:46Look the guys are kind of down on me lately coach just cut me back to second string
09:51If anyone saw me hanging with Xander Harris's cast off on top of that
09:56death, you know, but
09:58maybe
10:01If you want to go someplace private
10:04Oh, what think about it
10:15Hey
10:16Go ahead
10:18Dazzle me with your oh so brilliant insult. Just join the club hardly
10:24Actually, I've been looking for you
10:25Ever since we met this morning. It was like thank God
10:28There's one other person in this town who actually reads W, but harmony. Oh
10:34Follows me around
10:36That girl had an original thought her head would explode
10:41Is that Gucci
10:44No, it's an actual old thing sort of a
10:49Good luck charm. My dad gave me too bad. I didn't have one of those pre Xander
10:54Mm-hmm. Can I just say men
11:00Seconded
11:01Apart from being without class the guys obviously blind
11:05Deserves whatever he gets. I'm not even thinking about him. I am past it. I am living my life
11:13Still
11:15Kind of wish I don't wish I act
11:19Starting now Xander Harris is gonna get a belly full of just how over him I am
11:24I
11:44Excuse me. I need to be both giving and receiving of mirth. Is it too much to ask for a little backup?
11:49I'm here for you, then. I'm support. Oh, yeah, I
11:55just
11:57Feel a little weird about this us against Cordelia
12:01She's had a rough time
12:05It's true
12:07Cordelia belongs to the justified camp
12:10She should make us pay and pay and pay and pay. In fact, there's just not enough pay for what look
12:18You want to do guilt the Palooza fine, but I'm done with that
12:23Starting this minute. I'm gonna grab a hold of that crazy little thing called life and let it do its magical little Healy thing
12:30What's done is done?
12:32Let's be in the moment behold the beauty that is now
12:38Is with
12:41Actually making sense
12:43We're young and free in America, how dare we be spun by love or the lack of scene?
12:50Absolutely. It's self-indulgent
12:54I'm in I'm on the joy train
13:06That didn't work
13:14Her
13:16Tears of a clown, baby
13:19Or is it?
13:20grins of a sad person
13:22Or maybe it's under your hopes. Sorry
13:26Why oops? I?
13:28Mean we always touch digits. It's a friend thing comfort like chocolate
13:34maybe it used to be but since we
13:39It's different
13:42I'm sorry
13:44if I want to make things right with Oz my hands my
13:50all my stuff
13:52Has to be for him only
14:11Okay
14:32Hey Cordelia, wait a second
14:35I
14:36Did Xander sent you to beg for him because if he did no, I'm a free agent. I promise I
14:46Just wanted to see how you are
14:48Never been better
14:51Cordelia I know what it's like to be hurt by someone
14:54Hurt so much that you don't think you're gonna make it
14:57But I told my friends how I felt and you know what?
15:01They got a little better
15:04Oh
15:34You
16:00Know what? I've been asking myself a lot this last week
16:04Why me?
16:06Why do I get impaled?
16:08Why do I get bitten by snakes?
16:11Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I finally figured it out what my problem is
16:20It's Buffy Summers. That's when all my troubles started when she moved here
16:26You okay? Oh, I just pulled some stitches last night. No, why?
16:31Surprised it was Buffy's fault. Oh, hey, it's garbage girl
16:37Loved the look last night core dumpster sheets for the dump
16:49Here I
16:51Think you need this more than I do right now
16:55Yeah, I could use some luck and a stick with pointy sharp bits
17:01If that Buffy wasn't I swear she's pain
17:06But Xander he's an utter loser
17:11Don't you wish I never would have looked twice at Xander if Buffy hadn't made him marginally cooler by hanging with him
17:18Really? Yeah, I swear. I
17:21Wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale
17:31You
17:45Anya
17:55Irish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale
18:01She
18:03Was like a good fairy a scary veiny
18:11Good
18:31I
18:33Where have you been?
18:36Ted Sherbin just totally went for third with ginger in front of everybody
18:42Love the dress. It's so daring
18:47Yeah
18:50Look every guy on campus is probably asked but if you're not going to the winter brunch with anyone
18:56I'd be honored and we'd have fun
19:01I'll get back
19:04Really? Yeah
19:06Great
19:12Cordy you rain I do I mean I do
19:18So what's with the winter brunch thing
19:24All right now don't forget tomorrow we have our monthly memorial so
19:31There's no class
19:35What's the rush
19:37You know, my mom hates it when I'm late since when are we going out tonight?
19:44Curfew starts in an hour curfew. Come on. I'm in a really good mood. Let's go to the bronze
19:53Is that a joke oh
19:55Oh the bronze isn't cool in this reality, I've got to make these little adjustments
20:04Cordy what's with you?
20:06I mean you wear this come bite me outfit
20:10You make jokes about the bronze
20:13You're acting a little schizo
20:15You're right. I just well, I bumped my head yesterday and I keep forgetting stuff
20:22Not that I care but Sander Harris
20:25He's miserable right and that willow freak he hangs with not even a blip on the radar screen, right?
20:32Well, yeah
20:35They're dead
20:52Oh
20:56Okay, not funny hey you where did you put my car pardon?
21:04my auto
21:06El convertible
21:08You students aren't allowed to drive and you know it
21:11What go on now miss better get in before the Sun sets
21:21I
21:51I
21:57Well, what do you know?
22:01Cordelia Chase
22:02What is this some kind of sick joke?
22:06Harmony told me you were dead. Why would she say something like that?
22:11Let's think
22:14Listen to me
22:16We have to find Buffy she'll figure out a way to save us
22:20She was supposed to be here and as much as it kills me to admit it
22:25Things were better when she was around
22:28Buffy
22:30The slayer no Buffy the dog-faced girl. Duh, who do you think I'm talking about?
22:37bored now
22:39I
22:44This is the part that's less fun when there isn't any screaming
22:52What's up with you two in the leather play now
22:58It's not that I don't appreciate your appetite well
23:02But I thought we agreed it was my turn. No, no
23:06No way. I
23:09Wish us into bizarro land and you guys are still together. I
23:16Cannot win probably not
23:22But I'll give you a head start
23:39You have all the parts
23:53No fun, she didn't even hardly fight
24:00Well, it's the White Hats
24:09I've got them get the girl
24:29How's she doing
24:31pulse is strong
24:33What was she doing wearing that?
24:35Everyone knows that vampires are attracted to bright colors. That's corny. It's better to look good than to feel alive
24:43Again, then what's the primitives got to follow?
25:05Oh
25:35Oh
25:37That my hand
25:49Ah
25:51Xander
25:53Willow
25:55hungry
25:58I've lost my appetite for this one. She keeps looking at me
26:03I'm trying to eat and she looks
26:08Go on I
26:21Remember that lost for the kill
26:23Now
26:28What news on the real toe had a prime kill
26:33Old crush actually
26:36Tell that onelessly librarian showed up. He'll be dealt with soon enough
26:41weird thing
26:43Girl kept talking about Buffy
26:46Got to get Buffy here
26:50Isn't that what they called the Slayer?
26:52Hmm Buffy, ooh scary
26:57Someone has to talk to her people
27:00That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts. She talked of summoning a Slayer here now
27:07At this time and you didn't kill her
27:10Well, they had crosses the plant begins operation in less than 24 hours
27:18You will find this girl
27:22You will kill her
27:25Before she contacts the Slayer
27:28Or I'll see you two kissing daylight
27:39Hey
27:40Hey Giles, it's all my fault. I wasn't I made this stupid wish. Come on, please. No
27:47You have to get Buffy
27:49Buffy changes it. It wasn't like this. It was better. I mean the clothes alone, but people were happy
27:58mostly and
28:01Wait
28:04Why are you here and she's not I mean you you were her watcher
28:11How do you know I was a watcher? I've never
28:13I
28:18What what
28:27I want you to start again and explain everything very carefully
28:33In a big cage
28:37Not too bright book guy
28:43Oh, so you're a watcher, huh?
28:51Watch this
29:13You
29:44I
29:46Guess right outside
29:50She's dead
29:56Would you mind could you take it to the incinerator I have some business, too
30:13I
30:16Have a moment
30:18You
30:41The deed is done
30:43You killed the girl who sought the Slayer
30:46It's too easy I felt cheap
30:50excellent
30:51The opening will commence as scheduled
30:55so
30:56You're pleased
30:59ecstatic
31:02Can I play with the puppy
31:06Be my guest
31:16Yes, I understand, but it's imperative that I see her here
31:24Well, when will you
31:27Well, you are a watcher I'd expect you to at least check it
31:32Yes, I'm aware that there's a great deal of demonic activity in Cleveland
31:38It well it happens. You know that that Sunnydale is on a hellmouth
31:43It is so
31:48Just let's give her the message if you ever see her again
32:10Ward now
32:12Day
32:16Times the worst cooped up for hours can't hunt
32:34But the master said I could play
32:36Oh
32:50Puppies being all quiet. Come on. Don't be a spoil sport
33:06I
33:17Remember I told you about the plan all those people you tried to see
33:24It's gonna be quick for them
33:28Not for you though
33:32It's gonna be slow for you
33:37I'm sorry puppy. Well, it's gonna make you bark. Oh
33:49Maybe I went too hard on you last time
34:00Too hard
34:03No such thing watch it with those things she almost got my hair sorry
34:10carry it away
34:13Don't you want to no, thanks, baby. I just want to watch you go
34:28Here it is I found it
34:33Look
34:35It's what some Cordelia was wearing it's the the symbol of
34:41Anjanka I
34:43Don't think I know her
34:46But no
34:48Anjanka is a sort of a patron saint of
34:51school women
34:53What did she do?
34:56I
34:57Grant's wishes so Cordelia your wish for something
35:01Well, if it was a long healthy life, she should get her money back. She said something about everything being different
35:09The world wasn't supposed to be like this it was
35:14better
35:16before
35:18Okay, the entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish
35:25I just want to be clear
35:27she said the
35:30Slayer was supposed to be here. There's um
35:34Don't have been here already
35:36Certainly would have helped
35:38as I tried calling her but
35:42Look I'm gonna have to
35:45Search this Anjanka thing further. I have some more
35:50Volumes at home you too to get some sleep watch your back
36:20Oh
36:50You
37:06Buffy so much. That's right. Want to tell me what I'm doing here
37:20Ah
37:31Yes
37:33Yeah in order to defeat Anjanka one must destroy her power center
37:38This should reverse all the wishes. She's granted rendering her mortal and powerless again you see
37:44That her power center should just be an ordinary woman again and all this will be
37:51Different
37:54Well, I'd say that my my watcher muscles haven't completely atrophied after all
38:02Great what's her power center? Um, well
38:11Doesn't say
38:14Well, and I just put a stake through her heart she's not a vampire
38:18Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how many things that'll kill. I don't want to kill her miss Summers. I wanted to reverse
38:25Whatever effect she's had on this this world
38:32You're taking an awful lot on faith here Jeeves Giles
38:35Kill the bad fairy
38:38Destroy the bad fairies power center, whatever
38:41And all the troubles go away. Yeah, I'm sure it's not that simple. But well it is what it is
38:47We fight we die
38:49Wishing doesn't change that. I have to believe in a better world
38:54Go ahead. I
38:56Have to live in this one
39:00Cordelia said she knew that I was meant to be your watcher
39:03She said she knew you
39:05She's probably just a big fan the master sent
39:09His most vicious disciples to kill her now. She must have posed some threat to it
39:16Master
39:19Supreme vampire around these parts. He lives on the outskirts of town in an old club
39:24You know where he lives and no one's ever tried to take him out
39:28People have tried
39:31People have tried
39:34Well point the way might as well do some good while i'm in this town
39:39You can't just walk in there and look you want to stay here and play make-believe fine
39:43Not gonna be any help to you. Anyway
39:46It's only one thing i'm good at at least let's muster some kind of force. I don't play well with others
39:53Now i'm gonna ask you this once and then i'm gonna get testy
40:00Where's this club
40:31So
40:46Buffy buffy summers
40:51Hmm
40:59It's you
41:02I mean, you don't remember
41:05How could you how did you know my name?
41:10I waited
41:13I waited here for you
41:17But you never
41:19I thought I was supposed to help you
41:23You were gonna help me
41:26Master rose
41:29He let me live
41:32To punish me I kept hoping maybe he'd come
41:40My destiny
41:43Huh
41:44This is a get in my pants thing
41:47You guys and sunnydale talk like i'm the second coming
41:50I'm, sorry
41:52I just meant look. I don't have time for stories
41:56Where's the master?
41:59They're at his factory
42:02It starts tonight
42:04factory
42:06look
42:08I can take you there
42:12So
42:32Oh, you gotta be kidding me wait
42:35I won't hurt you
42:36No, you leave that to your master. You don't believe I want to help you
42:42Please
42:49Believe I want him dead
43:00Behold the technical wonder which is about to alter the very fabric of our society
43:06Some have argued that such an advancement goes against our nature
43:11They claim that death is our art I say to them
43:16Well, I don't say anything to them because I killed them
43:20Undeniably, we are the world's superior race
43:24Yet we've always been too parochial
43:27too
43:27Bound by the mindless routine of the predator
43:32Hunt and kill hunt and kill titillating
43:36Yes
43:38practical
43:39Hardly
43:41Meanwhile, the humans with their plebeian minds have brought us a truly demonic concept
43:49Mass production
43:57We really are living in a golden age
44:10I
44:13Beseech thee
44:20In the name of all women scorned come before me
44:26Me
44:34Do you have any idea what I do to a man who uses that spell to summon me
44:44Bring on the first
44:51You
44:56Please help me
45:17She's still alive you see for the freshness
45:26So
45:57Foreign
46:03What's the plan don't fall on this
46:27Oh
46:31Welcome to the future
46:50Uh-oh
46:57Oh
47:13What did she wish for I had no idea her wish would be so exciting
47:19Brave new world. I hope she likes it
47:26Uh
47:38I'm not afraid of you. You're only paralyzing the wishing
47:56Oh
48:14This is the real world now, this is the world we made
48:21Isn't it wonderful
48:26So
48:56So
49:26So
49:46You trusting fool, how do you know the other world is any better than this?
49:53Because it has to be
49:56So
50:05No
50:07So
50:24I wish buffy summers had never come to sunnydale
50:30Done that would be cool
50:32Oh
50:33No, wait, I wish buffy summers had never been born
50:39Done
50:40And I wish that xander harris never again knows that touchable woman
50:45and
50:46That willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair
50:50In fact, I wish all men
50:53except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind
50:57Disappear off the face of the earth
50:59That would be so cool
51:02Wait
51:32So
51:52Grr argh