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00:00I told you so, said Gordon.
00:07Answer me!
00:30I have no wish to fight.
01:00I have no wish to fight.
01:30I have no wish to fight.
01:33I have no wish to fight.
01:36I have no wish to fight.
01:39I have no wish to fight.
01:42I have no wish to fight.
01:45I have no wish to fight.
01:48I have no wish to fight.
01:51I have no wish to fight.
01:54I have no wish to fight.
01:57I have no wish to fight.
02:00I have no wish to fight.
02:03I have no wish to fight.
02:06I have no wish to fight.
02:09I have no wish to fight.
02:12I have no wish to fight.
02:15I have no wish to fight.
02:18I have no wish to fight.
02:21I have no wish to fight.
02:24I have no wish to fight.
02:27Yoda!
02:30You're gonna have a ball!
02:42Jinderbird!
02:45you are a monster.
02:50What do you say, Cleestrom?
02:53Hello, beautiful. It's only you.
02:56Help!
02:58Grumbleweed's done wrong!
03:00What the f**k?
03:01Ain't that against the law?
03:03Alright!
03:05Any objections, horseface?
03:07You're thinking I'm offhand.
03:10Well while you're thinking I did, step over this line.
03:15Okay.
03:16Now step over this line.
03:18Okay.
03:19Now listen.
03:20Okay.
03:21And listen.
03:22Uh-oh.
03:26Ta-ta, tenderfoot.
03:29Har, har, har.
03:32You, quickdraw.
03:34Don't you think we better give up the whole thing?
03:37Nope.
03:38I'm still gonna clean up this one horse town.
03:42Leave us facing.
03:44I'm a western delinquent.
03:48You gonna surprise Senior Grumbleweed?
03:51Nope.
03:52I'm a western delinquent.
03:55See?
03:56What do you mean, horsey?
04:00We can't allow it to fail.
04:08My, my, my.
04:16What happened, quickdraw?
04:18Oh, I know.
04:20I just got here.
04:23Why, you little...
04:30Oh, Grumbleweed, so?
04:33Now it's a ten.
04:35I'm gonna pin him.
04:37That's three.
04:38Here's my million pounds.
04:39Do it yourself.
04:42You want some of this?
04:44Yep.
04:45Here, Grumbleweed.
04:46Put this apple on his butt.
04:50Yep.
04:51I'm a cruel big guy.
04:52If I ain't got the apple, I'm gonna hit all of Grumbleweed.
04:58Quickdraw, you didn't let go.
05:00Pinch old horsey.
05:04Here goes Grandpa, please.
05:07Har, har, and double har.
05:10Three mile marker.
05:14You didn't eat three mile marker, quickdraw.
05:17Grumbleweed, there's four millions.
05:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
05:22Take cover, Bubbleweed.
05:24Here comes old Grumbleweed.
05:26Hold on, horsey.
05:28Come on, let's see what this looks like.
05:29A quickdraw on the ground.
05:31That's gonna be a trap, Grumbleweed.
05:34Flip floor, quickdraw.
05:36Please.
05:38Ready, aim, fire.
05:44Ha, ha.
05:49Grumbleweed, try to have fun of your treacherous tricks.
05:54You and me are gonna have a showdown at sundown.
05:59And don't you forget it.
06:02We'll take one step, turn, and fire.
06:07Do this in a western movie.
06:10The hero always wins.
06:13Ready?
06:14One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:29I'm giving you one more chance, Grumbleweed.
06:33Now play it fair on the floor.
06:36Okay, let me do the counting this time.
06:40Okay, let's see you moving.
06:43Ready?
06:44One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:50Fire.
06:55You're a whore.
06:58You gotta admit one thing.
07:00Quickdraw is a man of his word.
07:02Meet Quickdraw McGraw.
07:04He has just ruined my life.
07:07I said I was gonna clean up this one boy's house.
07:12And I'm a good'un.
07:15Well, then you need this.
07:17A real musher's hat.
07:19We're a real sled team now.
07:22Mr. Johanson, the sled is beautiful.
07:24We're very grateful.
07:25Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
07:28Rosie's grateful too, huh?
07:29Yeah, so I got her.
07:31Watch this.
07:33What are you doing, sweetheart?
07:35I don't know, honey.
07:36I think we should have gotten to the dollhouse.
07:38I hit the one-mile marker.
07:40Mush, Jenna, mush.
07:41Let's win this race.
07:45I think she'll learn to like it.
07:48Jello.
07:49Easy, girl.
07:50Whoa.
07:52Good morning, Jenna.
07:54Ought to be the close race, don't you think?
07:58Maybe even neck and neck.
08:01Let's do something about her new collar before she gets whiplash.
08:05Um, Dixie, what a pretty collar.
08:07Is it new?
08:08What, this old thing?
08:10Yeah.
08:11Do you think, um, Steel will notice?
08:14I'm afraid the only way Steel notices anyone is if they're wearing a mirror.
08:18What's a crook, soldier?
08:19They're coming!
08:29Jenna!
08:32Hey, girl.
08:42Jenna!
08:49Hold on.
08:50Hold on, Steel!
08:53Oh, no!
09:03My hat!
09:15Take that, stranger!
09:16You're gonna ruin the race!
09:19No!
09:21Ah!
09:24Hey, out of my way, lobo.
09:31I go first!
09:43Hey!
09:44When will you learn to stay on the sidelines?
09:56To Juno Daily Chronicle.
09:57Stop.
09:58Steel wins first place this season.
10:00Stop.
10:01Three-time winner keeps golden collar.
10:03Stop.
10:04Gnome!
10:05Stop.
10:06Steel is some dog, huh, Morse?
10:12Congratulations there, boss there.
10:14It was a pleasure running behind you.
10:16Of course, the view got more marvelous.
10:18You are the most amazing, the most exalted, the most preeminent, the most top-raw.
10:21You won!
10:27I don't know.
10:29You think maybe Steel's losing his edge?
10:31Yeah, looks like just about any dog could outrun him.
10:36Bum-tum!
10:37What a crazy thing to do.
10:39Just to show off to a pretty girl.
10:44I'm sure Juno would love to have you on our team.
10:47Hey, hey, hey, Rosie, stay away from him.
10:49Dad!
10:50He might bite you, honey.
10:51He's part wolf.
10:53Well, now you've hurt his feelings.
10:56Come on, now.
10:59Congratulations and felicitations, Steel.
11:03Ladies.
11:06Hi there, Jenna.
11:08Enjoy the rest.
11:09Jenna?
11:10Almost as much as you did.
11:11Thanks.
11:13Jenna, let's go celebrate.
11:15I know where all the bones are buried.
11:17I don't know, Steel.
11:18Suddenly I've lost my appetite.
11:20Oh.
11:22Well, maybe your taste runs more toward wolf.
11:27Jenna!
11:28Come on, girl.
11:29We're going back home.
11:30Sorry, Steel.
11:31My girl is calling me.
11:33On the other hand, my girl is away at boarding school.
11:55Jenna!
11:57Jenna!
12:02Ooh!
12:03Jenna, I, uh...
12:09Jenna?
12:10Dad, come on!
12:21Jenna!
12:22Come here, girl.
12:27Balto!
12:29There's some things I can do for you.
12:32I'm Goose, not Cupid.
12:35Didn't make the team? Bingo!
12:37Don't listen to him. Don't look at him. Live a long life.
12:39My name's Balto.
12:41But you would call him idiot.
12:44I'm sorry. Balto. Balto the Halfbreed.
12:48Hey, old goose. You halfbreed too, huh?
12:51Part turkey?
12:53Good wordplay there, boys.
12:55You are the wittiest, the quickest.
12:57You are the drollest, the cleverest.
12:59The sharpest. You are the most hilarious.
13:01You crack me up!
13:08Steel.
13:09Just leave him out of this.
13:11Oh, Balto.
13:13I've got a message for your mother.
13:15Woof!
13:24Hey, Balto. Translate this for me, will ya?
13:27I won't forgo chase your tail!
13:29Balto, stop!
13:36Get him.
13:40Get out of here, Wolfdog.
13:42You better get back to your pack.
13:45Maybe it's the unrelenting fear-talking
13:47that I'm seeing wisdom in this advice.
13:49Maybe we go now.
13:50Now!
13:52I think Impostor's friend's got a seven-buffet.
13:56I get it!
14:01Half-wolf in the side pocket there.
14:04That was the most dead-center.
14:06The most on-target.
14:07The most down-the-middle.
14:08Yeah, hit him!
14:15That son of a...
14:17He is the most malicious,
14:18the most disgusting,
14:19the most obnoxious,
14:20the most revolting,
14:21the most repulsive,
14:22the most...
14:23He was no lapdog.
14:45Woo!
15:03Not a dog.
15:05Not a wolf.
15:06All he knows is what he is not.
15:10If only he could see what he is.
15:14Aye.
15:44Aye.
15:45Aye.
15:46Aye.
15:47Aye.
15:58Hey!
16:01Hey!
16:04Hey!
16:14Hey!
16:24Home.
16:25Sick boys.
16:26You ever think about going back?
16:28Don't fret, Fido.
16:30I'm sticking here until I'm sure you can stand on own four feet.
16:34You're taking care of me.
16:35Don't thank me.
16:38I smell...
16:40Herring.
16:41The herring are flying south too?
16:43Say, must be muck and luck.
16:46Good news.
16:47Uncle Boris!
16:49Oh, no.
16:50How sweet.
16:51Uncle Boris.
16:53No hugging.
16:54No licking.
16:56Uncle Boris!
17:07He says he's glad to see you.
17:10We love you, Uncle Boris.
17:13Ah!
17:33What are you talking about?
17:34Of course he's glad to see us.
17:36He loves us.
17:38Don't you?
17:40Aye.
17:41Okay.
17:42Hey, boy-chicks.
17:44Let's play a game.
17:45Yes, please, Uncle Boris.
17:46Ready?
17:47Race you to the shore.
17:48One, two, three, go!
17:50Yeah!
17:52They win.
17:53Help!
17:54Help!
17:55I can't swim!
17:58Help!
17:59We're drowning!
18:00We're drowning!
18:01Save us, please!
18:02Help!
18:03Fellas!
18:04Idiot!
18:05Bulldog!
18:06Easy, boys.
18:07You know how they are.
18:08Muck!
18:09Luck!
18:10The line!
18:11Hey, come on, you're okay.
18:12You're not drowning.
18:15He has point, bears.
18:17You are not drowning because,
18:19if you were close one moment,
18:20you will observe, perhaps.
18:22Tide is out!
18:29He said what?
18:31Oh, the shame of the polar bear who fears the water.
18:34No wonder we are shunned by our fellow bear.
18:36Woe is us!
18:39It's what he said.
18:40Kind of pathetic, really.
18:42What?
18:43More whimpering?
18:44Between you and Bolton,
18:46it's like Dostoevsky's novel around here.
18:48Lighten up.
18:55And what is so interesting?
18:59Shanna.
19:00It's love.
19:02So go make move.
19:05When the angels baller like a strand of sweet song of love,
19:09Mambo!
19:12She's not my type.
19:13And why not?
19:14This wolf business again.
19:15And what's wrong with being half and half?
19:17I'd like to know.
19:18Sometimes I wish like crazy I was half eagle.
19:21Why?
19:22Better profile, for one thing.
19:25And no one eats you for another.
19:35Shanna?
19:39Shanna!
19:40Shanna!
19:42Hi, girl!
19:53Rosie!
19:54Rosie!
19:55Come on, you're gonna catch your death out here.
19:57Okay, Dad.
19:58Come on, honey, the doctor's waiting.
20:08Come on.
20:39Shanna?
20:42Shanna.
20:43Bolton.
20:44Hi.
20:45Hi.
20:48Look, uh...
20:50Just a shot in the dark,
20:52but I was wondering if, uh...
20:54I don't know, maybe you'd like to
20:56go chase a few sticks by moonlight, uh...
21:00Shanna?
21:03Rosie's in there.
21:04In the hospital? Why?
21:07She feels warm, but she has a terrible cough.
21:14Bolton, what's wrong with her?
21:17Huh, I'm not sure.
21:19I don't know.
21:20I don't know.
21:21I don't know.
21:22I don't know.
21:23I don't know.
21:24I don't know.
21:25I don't know.
21:26I don't know.
21:27I don't know.
21:28I'm not sure, but I know how to find out.
21:30Come on.
21:34I have the keys to the city.
21:42After you.
21:46Bolton.
21:48Big paw's kind of running my family.
21:51At least, uh, one side of my family.
21:55Stay close.
21:57No problem there.
22:05It's so gloomy down here.
22:07Not that I'm scared or anything.
22:10Gloomy?
22:11You kidding?
22:13It's the most beautiful spot in the world.
22:16Dogs travel for years just to be right here.
22:19Here?
22:20I can't see why.
22:22I can't see why.
22:23That's because you're looking at the bowl half empty.
22:28See this?
22:29It's the polar ice caps.
22:31Balto, those are broken bottles.
22:34And they're not half empty.
22:36They're all empty.
22:37The sun.
22:39Balto.
22:40And to the north.
22:46The northern lights.
22:50Oh.
22:53Balto, you're right.
22:55It's beautiful.
22:59Yeah.
23:02Beautiful.
23:11Good night, Rosie.
23:12I'm so cold.
23:14Well, I have another blanket for you right here.
23:16You stay warm and get some rest.
23:23Doctor?
23:24How is she?
23:25Exhausted from coughing.
23:27Her fever's getting worse.
23:30Looks like diphtheria.
23:33She's the 18th case this week.
23:38And I'm out of antitoxin.
23:43Jenna.
23:44Jenna, I'm sorry.
23:45I...
23:46Jenna, I...
23:47I didn't mean to upset you.
23:49Jenna, I...
23:50I didn't mean to upset you.
23:52I shouldn't have taken you down there.
23:53No.
23:54I'm glad you did.
23:59Steel.
24:02Well, well.
24:03What's wrong with this picture?
24:05Jenna, join me for dinner.
24:07You start at one end, I'll start at the other.
24:10When we get to the middle, well...
24:14You tell me.
24:15All right, Steel.
24:16No, Balto.
24:20Jeez, Steel.
24:23I have to admit, your offer is very tempting.
24:26It is.
24:30These days, I prefer my meat cooked.
24:37Come on, let's go.
24:42What's all the noise?
24:44I think it's over here.
24:45Huh?
24:46Jenna, come on.
24:48Jenna, come on.
24:57Looks like Balto's found his way into your meat locker.
25:00It's a good thing Steel was here.
25:02Good boy, Steel.
25:03You've earned these.
25:04Besides, I can't do anything with them after that wild animal's touched them.
25:08Go on, get out of here, you thief.
25:10Come on, Jenna, let's go home.
25:18Anchorage, stop.
25:20Repeat urgent request.
25:22More diphtheria antitoxin.
25:25Stop.
25:26Gnome in grave danger.
25:28Stop.
25:29Please help.
25:31Stop.
25:48Gnome, pack ice closing in.
25:52Cannot ship antitoxin by sea.
25:56Will try by air.
26:06Gnome, storm at airport.
26:09Planes grounded until storm clears.
26:14Many regrets.
26:17From Juno, office of the governor.
26:20We are shipping antitoxin by rail.
26:23Stop.
26:24Train line ends at town of Nanana.
26:26Stop.
26:27Select fastest dogs for sled team to carry antitoxin from Nanana to Gnome.
26:33Stop.
26:34God willing, train will make it through.
26:37Stop.
26:40Select the fastest dogs for the sled team to fetch the antitoxin.
26:45Stop.
26:51Just look at him.
26:53He's gonna save the entire town.
26:56He's positively magnesium.
27:00It's not exactly a one dog show, Dixie.
27:03They're racing to see who's going to be on the dog sled team.
27:06What's with you, Jenna? Steel's a genuine hero.
27:09But do you give him a sniff?
27:11That's because Jenna is running with Balto.
27:15She was seen in the boiler room the other night with Balto.
27:20And they went in together and they left together.
27:23And I heard it all from a very reliable source.
27:26And don't bother to deny it.
27:28Well, then I won't.
27:31I'm speechless.