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00:04:18Española!
00:04:22Bueno, hablando de...
00:04:24hablando de patriota, flipas.
00:04:30Perdón, esto ha cambiao, ¿no?
00:04:32La persona... la persona más odiada del público...
00:04:34Ahora está en un bidet sentado.
00:04:36Se siente en un bidet.
00:04:38Venga, venga, los del voleig. Rotación.
00:04:40I'm tired, Ricardo, it's just that...
00:04:42You've been working for seven minutes, it's incredible.
00:04:44Seven minutes, huh?
00:04:45For what is a day of yours...
00:04:46David.
00:04:47Who's speaking now?
00:04:48I'm here...
00:04:49I have to start the show, huh?
00:04:51I'm telling you, we play volleyball when we're allowed.
00:04:54You see us as monsters, huh?
00:04:56Yes.
00:04:57Period.
00:04:58We need a fridge.
00:05:00A fridge?
00:05:01Yes.
00:05:02A fridge.
00:05:03A fridge.
00:05:04A fridge.
00:05:05A fridge.
00:05:06A fridge.
00:05:07A fridge.
00:05:08A fridge.
00:05:09I'm going to give you a fridge.
00:05:10I'm not giving you any...
00:05:11Here's a fridge.
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:13This fridge is not yours, it belongs to everyone.
00:05:14This fridge!
00:05:15We need this fridge.
00:05:22So we can also take Abento?
00:05:27If we don't get water, we don't take Abento.
00:05:30Then people are going to come and clean up the plate.
00:05:32They might take the camera with them.
00:05:33David, if they're happy with little things, they're the viewers we want.
00:05:36Okay.
00:05:37Do you want the fridge?
00:05:39We want the fridge.
00:05:41With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:43With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:45We'll print it later. We have a printer with the Spanish flag.
00:05:47We'll print it right now.
00:05:49We have a fridge!
00:05:51Come on, kids!
00:05:57This is going to be like this forever.
00:05:59People are going to start coming.
00:06:01I want a Funko. I want Ricardo's piano.
00:06:03We're going to be an institution, a kind of ministry.
00:06:05Before they say a few things, can I say a few things?
00:06:07Ricardo, Seria, if we're already on?
00:06:09We're directly linked to Moncloa and all that.
00:06:11Sorry, why me?
00:06:15I hadn't noticed you were wearing the Jaio's hat.
00:06:17We're trying things.
00:06:19We're looking for something cool for the head, but we haven't.
00:06:21This is very difficult to wear.
00:06:23Anthony Hopkins and I will wear this well.
00:06:25It doesn't look good on you, Ricardo.
00:06:27It's true, it's difficult.
00:06:29It's difficult.
00:06:31We're trying things.
00:06:33We're trying things.
00:06:35He's not going to keep this,
00:06:37because he's been thinking about taking a cart to the barn.
00:06:39It looks like the Spanish one.
00:06:41You're attractive, Ricardo.
00:06:43And with this hat, less.
00:06:45What I wanted to say,
00:06:47very quickly before we start,
00:06:49because a lot of things have been said that aren't true
00:06:51these months, you've heard them,
00:06:53Marcos, you've heard them too.
00:06:55They're not true.
00:06:57I wanted to say quickly,
00:06:59to clarify three very basic things,
00:07:01I don't know if it's true,
00:07:03we're not the dog's hitmen,
00:07:05we're not Puchdemon's henchmen.
00:07:07It's not like that.
00:07:09I don't charge 14 million euros.
00:07:11I've tried, but I don't charge them.
00:07:17The first scream, a lie!
00:07:19I've tried, but you have to pay these people,
00:07:21there are a lot of people here,
00:07:23you have to pay the camera.
00:07:25And 160 shows to do.
00:07:27And then, the 14 million
00:07:29and we don't confirm anything,
00:07:31or read them, or the Civil Guard,
00:07:33this isn't for you!
00:07:35It doesn't work like that,
00:07:37the budget is one thing,
00:07:39it doesn't go from one thing to another.
00:07:41Everyone who thinks we've come here
00:07:43to promote Petro Sánchez's government
00:07:45is totally wrong, they don't know us,
00:07:47they've never seen a show,
00:07:49because this isn't going to happen.
00:07:51Are you saying we're not going to brainwash
00:07:53all these people?
00:07:55I thought at the end of the show
00:07:57we were going to make jokes
00:07:59and you were going to hit the jackpot.
00:08:01At the beginning, jokes and jackpot.
00:08:03But I've made a move,
00:08:05I thought this was going to be
00:08:07political.
00:08:09Why?
00:08:11What am I going to do with this?
00:08:13With what?
00:08:27With what?
00:08:39But Marco, this...
00:08:41You didn't have to go to the doctor.
00:08:43Three sessions, man.
00:08:45You can't...
00:08:47Why did you do that?
00:08:49I don't know, to justify
00:08:51my salary this first month.
00:08:53I covered my back,
00:08:55they can't fire me now.
00:08:57But where did you see that?
00:08:59There was so much going on,
00:09:01so many things going on...
00:09:03Have you read things out there?
00:09:05We talked about it last year
00:09:07and I hit the jackpot.
00:09:09You have to erase it, Marco.
00:09:11They've told you a lot of things,
00:09:13can't you get a tattoo?
00:09:15But I erase both.
00:09:17You don't need to, you have to erase it.
00:09:19Both?
00:09:21On the other side,
00:09:23on the other side.
00:09:43I didn't like it at first,
00:09:45but I'm getting used to it.
00:09:47Sorry,
00:09:49your wife needs to get used to it.
00:09:51My wife,
00:09:53when Pablo Motto opens his eyes,
00:09:55it's a bit bad.
00:10:03Besides,
00:10:05I have conversations with them.
00:10:07No, wait, this one, this one.
00:10:09The Lamorginis, the Lamorginis.
00:10:11No, fuck, the Lamorginis, no.
00:10:13Hey, man.
00:10:15Hey, man.
00:10:19Sorry,
00:10:21close that, close that.
00:10:23There's another person here now, right?
00:10:25This is, I almost say,
00:10:27this is the resistance, I almost say it.
00:10:29More or less, well, it's the same shit,
00:10:31it's the same, more or less.
00:10:33This is La Revuelta, first show on Spanish TV,
00:10:35we're very happy, and of course,
00:10:37to start La Revuelta on Spanish TV,
00:10:39here's Jorge Ponce, of course, imagine.
00:10:41Jorge Ponce!
00:10:45Jorge Ponce!
00:10:57Jorge Ponce!
00:10:59¡Jorge! ¡Jorge! ¡Jorge!
00:11:29but it's access, prime time.
00:11:30Like just before, yes.
00:11:31Like before, okay.
00:11:32Well, that's fine, but the revolt you said you were going to say.
00:11:35Yes.
00:11:37What a shitty name, right?
00:11:39Why?
00:11:40The revolt?
00:11:41I said yes to the revolt.
00:11:43Between the revolt and the Spaniards,
00:11:45we have dinner.
00:11:46Of course, it's the revolt.
00:11:47Marco, we've had breakfast, huh?
00:11:49Cover yourself, cover yourself, cover yourself, cover yourself.
00:11:53Marco, cover yourself, cover yourself,
00:11:54take off your shirt.
00:11:55Let me like it.
00:11:56Take off your shirt, let me like it.
00:11:57Take off a little bit, so you can't see his little ear.
00:11:59Come on, I look over there and I like it.
00:12:00Let's see if he's going to see the falcon from behind.
00:12:02Of course.
00:12:09It would be cool, huh?
00:12:09On the back, all the time.
00:12:10On the back, I would go like this.
00:12:12I said yes to the revolt, no.
00:12:14I don't like the revolt, no.
00:12:15I put it in the group with the three, I remember this.
00:12:17In the group of the three, and you said, I like it.
00:12:19Well, the name is weak, yes.
00:12:22But what's amazing, what you can't say,
00:12:24the show is incredible, the show is another.
00:12:27It has nothing to do with it.
00:12:28It's...
00:12:30What a metamorphosis.
00:12:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:32What a radical change.
00:12:34Before we were, here there is no one alive,
00:12:35and now we are the one who is getting closer, huh?
00:12:37So...
00:12:45I'm even afraid that we've gone a little too far, huh?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:49You know that Broncano, no, not this one,
00:12:50that has changed so much.
00:12:51It's crazy, huh?
00:12:52Indeed.
00:12:53What is Miguel putting, the show from before and the show from now?
00:12:56Let's see.
00:12:57Put the photo, put the photo.
00:13:02Exactly.
00:13:07From the club of one to the club of one.
00:13:08The club of one.
00:13:09Exactly, exactly.
00:13:10Well, in any case, but if our bet has been to break the program
00:13:13from the ground up.
00:13:14Yes.
00:13:15Start from scratch.
00:13:16Everything new.
00:13:17I come to bring, as always, the news.
00:13:18Every year...
00:13:19This is the first year on Spanish television,
00:13:20but the program continues after seven seasons,
00:13:23and every year, you, on the first day, count the news.
00:13:25In any case, there's a lot.
00:13:26I'm going to see the ones I have time for.
00:13:27Because we have a lot...
00:13:28It's fast here and there are a lot of things.
00:13:29Let's go with that.
00:13:30For example, at the level of space, at the level here,
00:13:32we have to highlight the real stage.
00:13:34Let's see it up there.
00:13:35Damn, kid.
00:13:36Of course, man.
00:13:37You think...
00:13:38Applause.
00:13:49What a stage, kid.
00:13:50Of course, what a stage.
00:13:51You have to think that being us,
00:13:52practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain.
00:13:54Exactly.
00:13:55This practically...
00:13:56I don't know if criticizing is not constitutional.
00:13:58You can't.
00:13:59In our program.
00:14:00No, no.
00:14:01Then, as we are practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain...
00:14:03I like this so they can come whenever they want.
00:14:04The real stage.
00:14:05Two seats.
00:14:06You can come whenever you want.
00:14:07But whoever...
00:14:08Whoever, but in hierarchy order, obviously.
00:14:11That is, Felipe and Letizia, of course.
00:14:13First.
00:14:14The girls later, okay?
00:14:16Let the heirs come.
00:14:17But from there, I don't know very well how it goes.
00:14:19From there, it's more similar.
00:14:21If one day, for example, Victoria Federica
00:14:23wants to come with a ballerina
00:14:25that she met in Estepona...
00:14:27Okay, okay.
00:14:28You can come.
00:14:29There are places where you can bring them.
00:14:30Froilán.
00:14:31Froilán too.
00:14:32But what if that same day,
00:14:33Juan Carlos also wants to come with Chantel?
00:14:35Okay, okay.
00:14:36I'm telling you that it's...
00:14:37So...
00:14:38Applause.
00:14:44Let them talk to each other.
00:14:45Let them talk to each other.
00:14:46I don't know either.
00:14:47He has been with Juan Carlos longer.
00:14:48He has been with the royal family longer than the rest.
00:14:50Juan Carlos...
00:14:51Ah, I said Chantel.
00:14:53I don't know how long it's been.
00:14:54I've been saying it for years and I keep it.
00:14:55My favorite...
00:14:56It's the one from Slow Mo, right?
00:14:57Slow Mo...
00:14:58Yes, exactly.
00:14:59My favorite is Froilán.
00:15:00Froilán.
00:15:01Froilán is always Froilán.
00:15:02Let's see, all the royal family is invited
00:15:03because this show is in Spain.
00:15:04Froilán can come in even with a gun, if you want.
00:15:05Froilán as he wants.
00:15:06Froilán can come in as he wants.
00:15:09Oh, by the way.
00:15:13Okay, let's see, put it on again.
00:15:14The alarm goes off.
00:15:15Let's see, put it on.
00:15:16Let's turn it on.
00:15:17We'll forget it.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:20So...
00:15:21Parliamentary question.
00:15:22Parliamentary question.
00:15:23We have an alarm that we have put on.
00:15:25When we are talking about a subject that is likely to be addressed in the Congress.
00:15:30Of course, later in the Congress they will ask about this show.
00:15:32Yes, suddenly.
00:15:33Why did they say that?
00:15:34It is true, and they ask in the Congress, the super important deputies from Spain,
00:15:38all there who ask.
00:15:39It is true that with public money, in Access Prime Time, it was said, it was insinuated,
00:15:45that King Juan Carlos has a friend named Chantel.
00:15:48Yes.
00:15:49And that Froilán could come in with two guns and we will say yes.
00:15:52It is true that it was said...
00:15:53Yes, yes, it was said.
00:15:55Yes, yes, yes.
00:16:04It is true that it was said about Froilán with two guns, yes.
00:16:06Yes, it was said.
00:16:07Yes, it was said.
00:16:08And it is recorded.
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:10It has been put on TV.
00:16:11So that the alarm goes off and so that they are warned that this could be addressed.
00:16:14And we also know it to cut a little.
00:16:16On the other hand.
00:16:17We go face to face, we answer everything.
00:16:18I think we are not going to the Parliament to answer.
00:16:20I don't have to go, right?
00:16:21I'm going if you want.
00:16:22Let's go one day.
00:16:24But I think the president is going.
00:16:26Ah, the president is going, of course.
00:16:27But if you want support.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:30Wait, I'll support if you want.
00:16:32No, no, no.
00:16:33Ah, no?
00:16:40This has to do with the next novelty.
00:16:43That joke comes in because it has not been noted.
00:16:45Of course, but that's what happens.
00:16:46Supports in Congress?
00:16:47Well, everyone.
00:16:48Of course.
00:16:49That's it.
00:16:50There are many supports.
00:16:51Support.
00:16:56Of course, if it does not give you, your group does not have enough.
00:16:58Other supports.
00:16:59That's it.
00:17:00That's it.
00:17:01But it has to do with this.
00:17:02The program, as you already know, now goes ahead.
00:17:04And we start at ten to the fourth, more or less.
00:17:06Okay.
00:17:07We start on a children's schedule.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I think it is not the most protected of all.
00:17:11It has different degrees.
00:17:12It is semi-protected.
00:17:13It is semi-protected.
00:17:14I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:16I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:17An anatomical part.
00:17:18Yes, but I do not know clitoris.
00:17:20No, because that's clear.
00:17:21Because it gives taste.
00:17:22That already tastes, yes.
00:17:28Let's see.
00:17:29The part of the body that gives taste, you can not.
00:17:32Now we are past ten.
00:17:33We have already passed.
00:17:34That's why I'm telling you now.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36The case for ...
00:17:37We have not been able to do this today,
00:17:38but every day at ten o'clock at night,
00:17:40to warn the boys that they already have to go to bed.
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:44We will have our character, the magic man.
00:17:47The man?
00:17:48Pepe, the magic man.
00:17:49Magic?
00:17:50Pepe, the magic man.
00:17:51And what does he do?
00:17:52Well, at ten o'clock at night,
00:17:53when it is ten o'clock at night,
00:17:54Pepe, the magic man, will come out and say this.
00:17:56Let's see it, for example.
00:17:57Look well.
00:18:00See you tomorrow, kids.
00:18:03See you in your dreams.
00:18:08Let's see.
00:18:15Pepe, Pepe, the magic man.
00:18:18It's very unpleasant.
00:18:19No, Pepe, no.
00:18:20It is true that the children may be lying down at eight and a half,
00:18:23after not seeing this.
00:18:24The screw.
00:18:25That screw of yours.
00:18:26That screw.
00:18:27We are adjusting it,
00:18:28but I think that the parents, really,
00:18:29and preparing that this Christmas,
00:18:30all the children are going to want Pepe's doll, the magic man.
00:18:32Yes, yes, sure.
00:18:33All the children.
00:18:34A Funko, right?
00:18:35Pepe's Funko, the magic man.
00:18:36Well, then, what else do we have?
00:18:39Pepe, at that time, the camera is sent to the children,
00:18:43and there, whatever we want.
00:18:45There, it doesn't matter.
00:18:51What are you doing?
00:19:01Okay, okay.
00:19:02All that.
00:19:03Then, we can do everything,
00:19:04but always with our heads,
00:19:05because it is true that it is very important for all these things.
00:19:07This year we are public service.
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Our duty is to respect.
00:19:10Public service.
00:19:11Highlight positive values in society,
00:19:13the constitution, the rules of circulation.
00:19:16Highlight the different linguistic realities
00:19:18that exist in our country.
00:19:19By the way, David.
00:19:20There are people who speak Murciano.
00:19:22Well, and in fact, of course.
00:19:23That is why some parts of our program
00:19:25will be subtitled in Catalan.
00:19:27Okay?
00:19:28Yes, come to Catalonia.
00:19:29Look, we have an artificial intelligence
00:19:32that subtitles in Catalan, in real time.
00:19:35Fuck.
00:19:36Look how well it works.
00:19:37All this that I am saying right now,
00:19:38well, there you have it in Catalan.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41And also in a very pure Catalan,
00:19:43from La Baixa Empordà .
00:19:44Say what I say.
00:19:46He puts it there.
00:19:48This is incredible.
00:19:50Everything is going to be updated all the time.
00:19:53Yes.
00:19:54So, it's not going to be all the time.
00:20:05It's in Catalan.
00:20:11Anyway, values and fun
00:20:13don't have to go hand in hand perfectly.
00:20:16They are not contradictory.
00:20:17No, no, values and fun.
00:20:18And for that, we have here
00:20:20our pets of the public eye.
00:20:22Good.
00:20:23Disclosure, respect and AgustÃn.
00:20:25A round of applause for them.
00:20:30The music.
00:20:40The music.
00:20:57Okay, okay.
00:20:59Stop, stop.
00:21:00The pets of the public eye.
00:21:01Here you have them.
00:21:02You know them from other programs.
00:21:03Disclosure.
00:21:04Disclosure, who is in charge of explaining
00:21:06beautiful things to people.
00:21:07We have to explain them.
00:21:08Okay.
00:21:09With his slogan,
00:21:10Respect or I'll put a cookie in your mouth.
00:21:12Very good.
00:21:13With his head upside down.
00:21:15His head.
00:21:16Wait, wait.
00:21:18Now.
00:21:19Respect.
00:21:23And we have AgustÃn.
00:21:25We have AgustÃn,
00:21:26who is our Spanish TV producer.
00:21:28We see him.
00:21:29I didn't know him yet.
00:21:30And he's a little bit for those who need him.
00:21:32He's having a good time.
00:21:33He's a little less fluffy.
00:21:35Yes.
00:21:36But he compensates with a lot of active listening
00:21:38and his way of dancing.
00:21:39Come on, AgustÃn.
00:21:48Thank you, the pets.
00:21:50Thank you, guys.
00:21:51Thank you, AgustÃn.
00:21:52Disclosure.
00:21:53Respect, AgustÃn.
00:21:55Thank you, AgustÃn.
00:22:01He's a very good professional, AgustÃn.
00:22:02I had read his emails.
00:22:03I didn't know him personally.
00:22:04Of course, the emails are very serious.
00:22:05But then the guy...
00:22:06It's a party.
00:22:07It's a party.
00:22:08So, I saw a light.
00:22:09Don't put Romeo Santos on him.
00:22:10His feet will get stiff.
00:22:11Yeah, his feet will get off the floor.
00:22:13And then, one more thing.
00:22:14The entrance of the guest.
00:22:16What's the matter?
00:22:17Last year, we had several things.
00:22:18We had a fridge.
00:22:19Fridge and straw.
00:22:20And the straw...
00:22:21The straw is broken today.
00:22:22The straw is broken, by the way.
00:22:23It's still there, but it's not going.
00:22:25But when we fix it, we have a straw.
00:22:27We offer to have a straw with a plate of soup.
00:22:31What do you mean with a plate of soup?
00:22:32It's not a metaphor.
00:22:33In a plate of soup?
00:22:34No, taking it.
00:22:35But it loses a lot of spectacularity.
00:22:37No, but it's beautiful, imagine.
00:22:39Laura Pausini comes in.
00:22:41Laura Pausini comes in and the dish has to be very full.
00:22:44You have to come in carefully, as if you were coming home late.
00:22:46A nail got wet, right?
00:22:47A nail got wet and such.
00:22:48And if not, you can also choose the teleportation cabin.
00:22:51Whoever wants each one.
00:22:52Whoever wants soup, soup.
00:22:53Which cabin?
00:22:54The teleportation cabins.
00:22:55Whoever wants soup, soup and whoever wants teleportation.
00:22:57Teleportation, teleportation.
00:22:58Bring it here.
00:22:59Look, a big round of applause for the scientists.
00:23:05They have a submarine inside.
00:23:13Ok.
00:23:14What a submarine they have inside.
00:23:16Ok, well, we all know how the teleportation works.
00:23:19I'm not going to get into details, but I'll explain it quickly.
00:23:22I get in.
00:23:23It's beautiful.
00:23:24The guest.
00:23:25This is one, we have two.
00:23:26This works with pairs.
00:23:27You can't have just one teleportation cabin.
00:23:29Of course, you have to transport them.
00:23:30It's like having a mobile phone and no one else has it.
00:23:32We have this one and we have the other one, which is up there.
00:23:35Let's see it.
00:23:36Ok, there on stage.
00:23:38Applause.
00:23:40Ok.
00:23:48I really like Ana, who is taking notes on something with her mobile phone.
00:23:51She doesn't know we're recording her.
00:23:52Laughter.
00:23:53Applause.
00:24:00Laughter.
00:24:01So, that was the problem.
00:24:04We have solved the problem of teleportation technology,
00:24:07but it only works there.
00:24:08You say, yours would be to put it in the guest's house.
00:24:11They have to come all the way here.
00:24:13They have to come all the way here.
00:24:14So, that's it.
00:24:15That's it, but we have solved it.
00:24:17It's more difficult to move the body from one place to another.
00:24:20It teleports 20 meters.
00:24:2120 meters, because if you take it out of there, it makes a loop and it doesn't work at all.
00:24:24Ok.
00:24:25So, we tried it with me today.
00:24:26Today?
00:24:27Today, if you want, we do the test.
00:24:28Ok.
00:24:29It has back and forth.
00:24:30Ok.
00:24:31I get in now, I teleport.
00:24:32Ok.
00:24:33And now, ok?
00:24:34Do you go up?
00:24:35I go up, ok?
00:24:36So you can see.
00:24:37Let's do it with continuous camera movement so that they don't say, eh.
00:24:39So that there are no cuts.
00:24:40Of course, so that it is not seen.
00:24:41Plan or sequence, right?
00:24:42I get in here.
00:24:43Do you play it yourself, Jorge?
00:24:44I play it, I play it, I go.
00:24:45Wow, man.
00:24:46I play it, I go inside.
00:24:47Ok.
00:24:48Ok.
00:24:49And now?
00:24:50Ok.
00:24:51That's the sound of me being teleported.
00:24:52And there I am.
00:24:53Look, hello.
00:24:54What's up?
00:24:55I'm up here, handsome.
00:24:56But.
00:24:57Look, look, David, how I greet you with my hand.
00:24:58But.
00:24:59With the right.
00:25:00But.
00:25:01But.
00:25:02But.
00:25:03But.
00:25:04But.
00:25:05But.
00:25:06But.
00:25:07But.
00:25:08But.
00:25:09But.
00:25:10But.
00:25:11But.
00:25:12But.
00:25:13But.
00:25:14But.
00:25:15But.
00:25:16But.
00:25:17But.
00:25:18But with the right.
00:25:19I cannot see it very well.
00:25:20Illuminate it a bit more because I don't see it very closely.
00:25:21The film is not good.
00:25:22I am going to do my classic dance.
00:25:23Look how I dance.
00:25:24Let's see.
00:25:25Good, come back here.
00:25:26Ok.
00:25:27Ok, teleport me back.
00:25:28Come back, come back.
00:25:31Come back I come back.
00:25:35Jorge.
00:25:36I, I say I come back.
00:25:40And, once again, we activate the sound.
00:25:42And, once again, we activate the sound.
00:25:59My goodness, Jorge.
00:26:00Very good, congratulations.
00:26:02This is not a joke, it will be available for guests.
00:26:04You can choose.
00:26:05Trolley, soup plate...
00:26:06Axel Prime Time.
00:26:07Axel Prime Time.
00:26:08Axel Prime Time.
00:26:09On television.
00:26:10Spanish.
00:26:11Let's go.
00:26:30We are very happy.
00:26:31It is one of the best comedies in Europe, I would say.
00:26:33Maybe in Europe and Asia.
00:26:34A round of applause for Lala Chus in La Revuelta.
00:26:37La Revuelta, of course.
00:26:59What a thrill.
00:27:00What do you think, Lala?
00:27:01My heart.
00:27:02What do you think?
00:27:03Come on.
00:27:04Later, cousin, we'll talk later.
00:27:07What do you think?
00:27:08This is a strong move, isn't it?
00:27:09Here you are, in all the fatness of television, Lala.
00:27:11In all the fatness of La Uno.
00:27:13You are in all the strongest.
00:27:15I hope they put my grandmother in La Residencia and everything.
00:27:17Of course.
00:27:18Now your grandmother can see it.
00:27:19She is bigger than ever.
00:27:21What is your grandmother's name?
00:27:22Jury.
00:27:23Tell her a few words.
00:27:24Hurry up.
00:27:25Now she can see it for free.
00:27:26Hurry up, grandmother, look.
00:27:27Your girl has come a long way.
00:27:32Sit down, sit down.
00:27:33Sit down.
00:27:37How nice.
00:27:38Hey, how handsome you are, Ricardo.
00:27:39Lala.
00:27:40I don't care what you put on me.
00:27:41Yes.
00:27:42You made the comment that she should say.
00:27:44Here your granddaughter has come a long way.
00:27:46Of course, you say it.
00:27:47She is deaf and I put it on her mouth.
00:27:49You know?
00:27:50He is very handsome.
00:27:51Although I also liked the turban a lot the other day.
00:27:53It seemed that it was going to look like Voldemort from behind.
00:27:55We are experimenting.
00:27:56We haven't given it yet.
00:27:57He is looking for something cool for the head,
00:27:58that has color, but we don't know what.
00:27:59I like it, I like it.
00:28:00We are experimenting.
00:28:01Hey, how are you?
00:28:02I'm fine, I'm having a great time.
00:28:03For the public, a beautiful thing of people.
00:28:11A plant that looks real.
00:28:13Wow, this.
00:28:14It looks real.
00:28:15This is brought directly from the Manzanares Cautel.
00:28:17Inigo Segurola, Ecoleticist of VirucomanÃa, would say.
00:28:20Yes, yes, yes, yes, this.
00:28:21Yes, literally.
00:28:22All there in the mountains.
00:28:23Hey, a little thing.
00:28:24I am Lala.
00:28:26We already know each other from other things.
00:28:29Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:30But...
00:28:31You were here last season.
00:28:32Last season.
00:28:33You are still here.
00:28:34And of course, I want people from Spanish television...
00:28:36Now we are in a new thing.
00:28:38So I have prepared a video presentation.
00:28:40Of course, for those who don't know you.
00:28:41Of course, come on, put it on, put it on.
00:28:43Let's see.
00:28:44Hi, I'm Laura.
00:28:45Although everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:28:47I have come to introduce myself, because now I am a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:28:51And I come to conquer your hearts through the screen.
00:28:55What is Lala like?
00:28:56What is Lala like?
00:28:57She is a very dreamy girl.
00:28:58Very friend of her friends.
00:29:00Very daughter of her parents.
00:29:02A very crazy bullfighter.
00:29:04And she is also from the city where dreams come true.
00:29:06Well, bravo.
00:29:08What makes me happiest is that my mother will be able to see me.
00:29:11Because before we were in a payment channel.
00:29:12And she said she wasn't going to pay a penny to see me.
00:29:14And now it's free.
00:29:16And I said, well, mom, that's your opinion.
00:29:18Public money.
00:29:20Oh, the wind.
00:29:21What does it say?
00:29:27What does it say?
00:29:28Well, I'm taking advantage of the fact that this is a casting.
00:29:31Everyone is watching me.
00:29:33Because, of course, imagine that this comes out in La Revuelta.
00:29:35Well, maybe they can give me a role in La Promesa.
00:29:39Well, this is me.
00:29:41Scared to death.
00:29:42A kind of extinction as real as life.
00:29:44If you want to continue meeting me, here I will be.
00:29:46In La Revuelta.
00:29:47Goodbye.
00:29:56La Revuelta.
00:29:57La Revuelta.
00:29:58La Revuelta.
00:29:59La Revuelta.
00:30:00La Revuelta.
00:30:01La Revuelta.
00:30:02La Revuelta.
00:30:03The Revuelta.
00:30:04La Revuelta.
00:30:05La Revuelta.
00:30:06La Revuelta.
00:30:07La Revuelta.
00:30:08La Revuelta.
00:30:09We have returned.
00:30:13Oh, please.
00:30:14How you have endured the shot at the end, with the cover pose.
00:30:18Well, something has happened to me.
00:30:20I was very, very comfortable this summer.
00:30:22But the best thing that could happen to me in the universe has happened.
00:30:25I've been the godmother of the Grand Prix.
00:30:27Oh my God!
00:30:35David.
00:30:36But you know... Well, I've told you before.
00:30:38I haven't been able to see her much this summer,
00:30:41but I saw her one day and she was there.
00:30:43And the girl was there.
00:30:44There was a lot of tension,
00:30:45but there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:30:51Yes, it's just that...
00:30:52With whom?
00:30:53Well, I have to tell you.
00:30:55Because when I came here, the first time I saw her...
00:30:58You're fiery, huh?
00:31:08How did you tell me?
00:31:09Did you tell me with a smile on your face?
00:31:10Because it really is like that.
00:31:12Because you've never told me. I know you're fiery.
00:31:14I'm very fiery.
00:31:14And it's true that I told you one day
00:31:18that I had a communion.
00:31:19Do you remember?
00:31:19My communion was a thing that had...
00:31:21A pet.
00:31:22I had a pet. Look, it was this duck.
00:31:25Well...
00:31:26Sorry, but put yourself up so they can see that communion face.
00:31:29Look at that fiery face.
00:31:30Look how beautiful the wing is.
00:31:32It's beautiful.
00:31:32So, of course, this is the guy.
00:31:38So...
00:31:39A disturbing face on your part.
00:31:41The face of...
00:31:42Of course.
00:31:43Well, if I don't throw up, I don't.
00:31:44A bit like that.
00:31:46We're like that.
00:31:47The thing is that I thought
00:31:49that every time I saw a big doll,
00:31:51I felt like a bad nervousness.
00:31:53Of course, but it came from that.
00:31:54That I have trauma.
00:31:55I see.
00:31:56But maybe it wasn't trauma.
00:31:58What I felt was desire.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:14We're very happy.
00:32:14It's one of the best comedies in Europe, I'd say.
00:32:16Maybe in Europe and Asia.
00:32:18A round of applause for Lala Chus in La Revuelta.
00:32:20One more day.
00:32:20La Revuelta, of course.
00:32:42I'm so excited.
00:32:44What do you think, Lala?
00:32:45My heart.
00:32:45What do you think?
00:32:47Come on.
00:32:48Later, cousin, we'll talk later.
00:32:50What do you think?
00:32:51This is a great thing, isn't it?
00:32:52You're on all the big TV shows, Lala.
00:32:55On all the big ones.
00:32:56You're on all the big ones.
00:32:58I hope they put my grandmother in the residence.
00:33:00Of course.
00:33:01Now your grandmother can see it.
00:33:02She's bigger than ever.
00:33:04What's your grandmother's name?
00:33:05Uri.
00:33:06Say a few words.
00:33:06Hurry up.
00:33:07Now she can see it for free.
00:33:08Hurry up, grandma.
00:33:09Look, your girl.
00:33:10She's come a long way.
00:33:12The grandfather...
00:33:15Sit down, sit down.
00:33:20How nice.
00:33:21Hey, you look great, Ricardo.
00:33:22Lala.
00:33:23I'm ready for anything.
00:33:24Yes.
00:33:25You said she should say it.
00:33:27Your granddaughter has come a long way.
00:33:29Of course, you should say it.
00:33:30She's deaf, so I'll put it on mute.
00:33:32You know, he's very handsome.
00:33:33I liked the turban a lot the other day.
00:33:36It looked like it was going to appear in the background.
00:33:38We're experimenting.
00:33:39She's looking for something cool for her head,
00:33:41something with color, but we don't know what it is.
00:33:42I like it, I like it.
00:33:43We're experimenting.
00:33:43Yes, hey, how are you?
00:33:45I'm fine, I'm having a great time.
00:33:46Look at the audience, a beautiful thing of people.
00:33:49This...
00:33:54A plant that looks real.
00:33:57Wow, this...
00:33:57It looks real.
00:33:58It's brought directly from the Amazon.
00:34:00Inigo Segurola, the ecologist of Virucomania, would say...
00:34:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, this...
00:34:04Yes, literally.
00:34:05All from the mountains.
00:34:06Hey, one thing, I'm Lala.
00:34:10We already know each other from other events.
00:34:12Yes, yes.
00:34:13But...
00:34:14You've been here last season.
00:34:16Last season, and of course,
00:34:17I want people from Spanish television to...
00:34:20Now we're in a new thing.
00:34:21So I've prepared a video presentation.
00:34:23Of course, for those who don't know you.
00:34:24Of course, come on, put it on, put it on.
00:34:26Let's see.
00:34:27Hi, I'm Laura.
00:34:29Although everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:34:31I've come to introduce myself,
00:34:32because now I'm a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:34:34And I've come to conquer your little hearts
00:34:36through the screen.
00:34:39What is Lala like?
00:34:40She's a very cheerful girl,
00:34:41very friend of her friends,
00:34:43very daughter of her parents,
00:34:45a very crazy taurite,
00:34:47and she's also from the city where dreams come true.
00:34:50Like Labrador.
00:34:51What makes me happy is that my mother will be able to see me,
00:34:54because before we were in a paid channel,
00:34:55and she said she wouldn't pay a dime to see me,
00:34:57and now it's free.
00:34:59And I said, well, Mom, that's your opinion.
00:35:01And she said, public money.
00:35:03I can hear the wind.
00:35:04What does it say?
00:35:10What a record.
00:35:11It's just that...
00:35:12Well, I'm taking advantage of the fact that this is a casting,
00:35:14a bit like that, that everyone is watching me,
00:35:17because, of course, imagine that this goes bad in La Revuelta.
00:35:19Well, maybe they can give me a role in La Promesa.
00:35:22Well, this is me,
00:35:24scared and determined,
00:35:25a kind of extinction, as real as life.
00:35:28If you want to keep meeting me,
00:35:29well, here I'll be, in La Revuelta.
00:35:30Goodbye.
00:35:47Gala, gala, gala.
00:35:52La Revuelta.
00:35:54Hey, please.
00:35:57What a video, how did you hold up the shot at the end?
00:35:59You held up the shot.
00:36:00With the cover pose.
00:36:01Well, something happened to me.
00:36:03I was very, very happy this summer,
00:36:04but the best thing that could happen to me in the universe happened.
00:36:07What happened to you?
00:36:08That I was the godmother of the Grand Prix.
00:36:10Oh my God.
00:36:17David.
00:36:19But you know... Well, I've told you before.
00:36:21This summer, I haven't been able to see you much,
00:36:23but I put it on one day, and I saw you there.
00:36:25And the girl was there.
00:36:26There was a lot of tension,
00:36:27but there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:36:33Yes, it's just that...
00:36:35With whom?
00:36:36Well, let's see, I have to tell you.
00:36:38Because when I came here, I told you,
00:36:40the first time I came...
00:36:41You're hot, huh?
00:36:47What?
00:36:51How did you tell me?
00:36:52You told me with a smile on your face,
00:36:53that it's really like that.
00:36:54Because you've told me before. I know you're hot.
00:36:57I'm very hot, and it's true that I told you on that day
00:37:00that I had a communion.
00:37:02Do you remember?
00:37:03My communion, there was a thing...
00:37:04A pet.
00:37:05I had a pet, look, it was this duck.
00:37:08Well...
00:37:09Sorry, but put yourself up so they can see that communion face.
00:37:12Look at that creepy face.
00:37:13Look how pretty Lala is.
00:37:14How pretty.
00:37:16So, of course, it's this duck.
00:37:21So...
00:37:22Creepy face on your part.
00:37:24The face of...
00:37:25Of course.
00:37:27Well, if I don't throw up, no.
00:37:28A bit of that face.
00:37:29We're like that.
00:37:30The thing is, I thought that every time I saw a big doll,
00:37:34I got a bad nervousness.
00:37:36Of course, it came from that.
00:37:38That I have trauma.
00:37:39But maybe it wasn't trauma.
00:37:41What I felt was desire.
00:37:44Maybe it's...
00:37:45Some people like that.
00:37:46It's a bit of a...
00:37:47Furry moment.
00:37:48You said fruity.
00:37:49Furry, furry.
00:37:50Fruity.
00:37:51Look, fruity...
00:37:52Watch out.
00:37:53Watch out, a backpack will catch you.
00:37:55A backpack.
00:37:56A backpack.
00:38:00Be careful.
00:38:01A backpack, come on.
00:38:02The thing is...
00:38:03And Pincho wasn't called that because he was a cactus.
00:38:05Yeah, yeah.
00:38:06The thing is, when I saw the Grand Prix cow...
00:38:11Oh my God, everything came to you.
00:38:13The heat.
00:38:14It was a fire.
00:38:15A thing.
00:38:16I was like...
00:38:17That cow is strong.
00:38:20The thing is, we ended up fighting.
00:38:21The cow and me.
00:38:23Between the bambalinas.
00:38:24Backstage?
00:38:25Backstage.
00:38:26Some crazy slaps.
00:38:28Miguel, stop showing me images of backpacks,
00:38:30because it wasn't like that.
00:38:32It was all the time...
00:38:33It wasn't like that.
00:38:37It wasn't like that.
00:38:39It wasn't like that.
00:38:40Of course.
00:38:41It was a fire.
00:38:42So, what happened to me?
00:38:43I was walking down Plaza Mayor and I saw the Snow Patrol.
00:38:46What?
00:38:47The Canina Patrol.
00:38:48You know?
00:38:49Of course, it came to you.
00:38:50And I remembered it,
00:38:51because I told you,
00:38:52the slaps I got with that cow.
00:38:53You got into a fight.
00:38:54We got into a fight.
00:38:55But it's nice,
00:38:56because it's a kind of party,
00:38:57this is like a party.
00:38:59Of course.
00:39:00But we got into a lot of fights.
00:39:01We have to trust what you say,
00:39:02that you're quite a bullfighter, right?
00:39:03Hey, this is totally true.
00:39:05Now we don't have to trust each other,
00:39:07because we can ask the cow too.
00:39:10How?
00:39:11We're on Radio Televisión Española,
00:39:12we can do it, right?
00:39:13The cow.
00:39:15It's around here, right?
00:39:16It's...
00:39:17Let's see if the cow is there.
00:39:18There's the cow!
00:39:27I love you!
00:39:41Kari!
00:39:44She came to see me on my first day!
00:39:46What a...
00:39:47What a reunion, huh?
00:39:49Yes, but...
00:39:50I haven't seen a lot of passion there,
00:39:52ask her to corroborate her story.
00:39:54Listen, she came to see me on my first day at work, Kari.
00:39:57What?
00:39:58Oh, my life!
00:39:59Oh, my life!
00:40:00But what's her name?
00:40:02Her name is MarÃa Fernanda.
00:40:03Right, Kari?
00:40:04MarÃa Fernanda.
00:40:05Her name is Wistrol.
00:40:06Sit here, sit here.
00:40:07Her name is Anabolizantes.
00:40:08Sit here.
00:40:09Have you seen her?
00:40:10How is this?
00:40:11She's strong, huh?
00:40:12Sit here, my life.
00:40:13What a couple you've found, Lala.
00:40:14Oh, I'm so happy, really!
00:40:17Oh, my life!
00:40:18I promise!
00:40:25MarÃa Fernanda!
00:40:28Well, listen to me, MarÃa Fernanda.
00:40:30I knew we were going to meet again at some point in life.
00:40:33She's nervous.
00:40:34So I wrote you a poem, okay?
00:40:36A poem?
00:40:37I always carry it with me.
00:40:38Like your grandmother's handkerchief, you've kept it, huh?
00:40:41It's very Sudaico, huh?
00:40:42Yes.
00:40:43MarÃa Fernanda, honey, look at me.
00:40:44She has a lot of energy, huh?
00:40:46Yes, she's very crazy.
00:40:48When love catches you,
00:40:49it doesn't matter if it's a person or a cow.
00:40:54I know you're...
00:40:55I don't remember my lyrics.
00:40:56I know you're reserved,
00:40:58but I speak the language of love for both of us.
00:41:01Very good.
00:41:02You and I, MarÃa Fernanda...
00:41:03Shut up!
00:41:05And I love you.
00:41:07And I'm sorry I didn't like the dolls before,
00:41:11because I would have been happier.
00:41:13We could spend a night of love.
00:41:16Yes? Do you want to?
00:41:18Don't say anything if you're in love.
00:41:21Kiss me.
00:41:22Bravo!
00:41:23Bravo!
00:41:24Bravo!
00:41:28Let's go.
00:41:32Very good, huh?
00:41:33She likes it.
00:41:34She likes it.
00:41:35She likes it.
00:41:36I think it's a trap,
00:41:37because she knows the cow can't speak, Lala.
00:41:39Hey, don't get me involved.
00:41:41We're going to have a good time.
00:41:42That's why, enjoy it.
00:41:43Go for it.
00:41:44Go for it, the cow.
00:41:46Thank you, Lala.
00:41:47See you later.
00:41:48See you later.
00:41:49Bye-bye.
00:41:50Bye-bye.
00:41:51Bye-bye.
00:41:52Bye-bye.
00:41:53Bye-bye.
00:41:54Bye-bye.
00:41:55Bye-bye.
00:41:56Bye-bye.
00:41:57Bye-bye.
00:41:58Bye-bye.
00:42:00Bye-bye.
00:42:01Bye-bye.
00:42:02Okay.
00:42:03The guest.
00:42:04Well, the guest.
00:42:05I'm very happy to be the guest
00:42:07of the first day of TVE in La Revuelta.
00:42:09A very good guest.
00:42:10I don't know...
00:42:11Maybe you don't have him under control,
00:42:13because he does a minority sport.
00:42:15Well...
00:42:16He's the best at what he does.
00:42:18I introduce him.
00:42:19If you want...
00:42:20If your intention is for him to come in, yes.
00:42:22It's a very nice story.
00:42:24He's a machine.
00:42:25He's a surfer.
00:42:26He's a world champion of adapted surfing.
00:42:29Yes.
00:42:30There he is.
00:42:31How do I make him come in?
00:42:34Eh?
00:42:35Wave at him.
00:42:36There are many obstacles.
00:42:38Wave at him.
00:42:39Can you hear me, Aitor?
00:42:40David, what's up, man?
00:42:42Are you kicking me out or what?
00:42:48David.
00:42:49David.
00:42:52What a party you have here in Madrid
00:42:55on Spanish TV at one o'clock.
00:42:58There he is.
00:42:59Who are you?
00:43:00Who are you?
00:43:01Did you see the time?
00:43:02Aitor, you can...
00:43:03What can I do?
00:43:04I'm coming for you.
00:43:05There are many obstacles.
00:43:06What can I do?
00:43:07I won't make it.
00:43:09Come here.
00:43:10But now.
00:43:11He's going to hit you.
00:43:12Run, run.
00:43:13He's like a gorilla.
00:43:14That's why.
00:43:15He knows.
00:43:16He knows.
00:43:17He knows.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:19Today, I was going to say it in La Resistencia,
00:43:22in La Revuelta,
00:43:23the world champion of adapted surfing,
00:43:25a round of applause for Aitor Francesena.
00:43:31Hey, have you ever been to La Revuelta?
00:43:33Have I ever been here?
00:43:34Yes.
00:43:35Alba!
00:43:36Alba Madrid!
00:43:56What's up, Aitor?
00:43:57What's up, David?
00:43:59What a party you've got going on here.
00:44:06Today, David, for me, is a big day, isn't it?
00:44:09First, because it's my town's festivities.
00:44:11What town is it?
00:44:12Zarauz.
00:44:13Very nice, Zarauz.
00:44:14Alba Zarauz!
00:44:17Then, there are the festivities.
00:44:19It's Euskal Haya, which is the Basque festivity,
00:44:22and we all dress up as villagers.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:25Basarritarras.
00:44:26I sit down.
00:44:27Yes, sit down.
00:44:28I dress up as a villager, and that's why I'm dressed like this.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:32So, in the morning, you could hear music in the streets,
00:44:35jokes, sweet-talkers...
00:44:38So, who are you here for?
00:44:40In short, you're here drunk.
00:44:42All this folklore to say that you're here drunk.
00:44:45David, I said coffee, I said coffee.
00:44:47Then, one thing, one thing, one thing, David.
00:44:50David, David.
00:44:51David.
00:44:52One thing.
00:44:53Control the time,
00:44:54because you said ten o'clock, we've already passed, haven't we?
00:44:56We've already passed ten, yes.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58Can you say tacos here?
00:45:00Yes.
00:45:01Fuck me.
00:45:02You can, you can.
00:45:03Zarauz, there's a lot of surf.
00:45:04I like surfing.
00:45:05Aitora, I like surfing.
00:45:06You're handsome.
00:45:07Hey, David.
00:45:08You're a world champion.
00:45:10Yes.
00:45:11Don't try to fool me.
00:45:12I think it weighs on your conscience,
00:45:14after what you and two other pirates did,
00:45:17the Acer.
00:45:18What's up?
00:45:19You said that surfing is a farce,
00:45:21that surfers,
00:45:24surfers in this country,
00:45:27are a bunch of...
00:45:29Who said that?
00:45:31I remember it.
00:45:33I think that you and some other pirate,
00:45:35that you were three, three,
00:45:37and three feathers for an inkwell.
00:45:39I've said a lot of things,
00:45:41because there are also a lot of shows, Aitor.
00:45:43I can't, sometimes the comedian says things,
00:45:45and what did I say?
00:45:46Do you have the piece there?
00:45:48You're not the country's surfers,
00:45:51you're the surfers of the whole world, I think.
00:45:53There's more left, there's more left.
00:45:55Surf, anyway,
00:45:57have you ever been to a beach,
00:45:59where there are a lot of surfers?
00:46:01I haven't seen a good one yet.
00:46:03There's a constant failure rate.
00:46:05You go to any surf spot,
00:46:07and I still haven't seen a day
00:46:10where I say, look at that guy surfing.
00:46:12Look at that guy.
00:46:14It's usually a bunch of people
00:46:16who don't know how to surf,
00:46:18leaving their lives behind.
00:46:20I don't know if it's a farce,
00:46:22but nobody knows how to surf.
00:46:24I do some tricks,
00:46:26that last for a while, that move a little.
00:46:28Well...
00:46:29It's heavy, man, it's heavy.
00:46:33It's heavy.
00:46:34But I was referring to non-professional surfers,
00:46:36Aitor, the good ones, you know.
00:46:38And thank goodness he cut it,
00:46:40because if you hear what the surfers in Madrid say,
00:46:42woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:46:44But, Aitor, the professionals do it well,
00:46:47but you know what I mean,
00:46:49there are a lot of people who have learned
00:46:51a week ago in a surf camp,
00:46:53and it's a really hard thing.
00:46:55David, due to the program you're on,
00:46:57you'll get a very good audience,
00:46:59if you come out with the beaches,
00:47:01because I think,
00:47:03they've crossed my mind.
00:47:05What will they do? They'll kick me out?
00:47:07Look, I'm going to take this off, I'm going to wear my surf suit,
00:47:10because if I don't...
00:47:12Oh, look, look.
00:47:13You're a real surfer, kid.
00:47:16There, there, I'm ready.
00:47:19Now, you're really surfing.
00:47:21Cool.
00:47:22I think in the punishment goes the penance because I have continued to watch the video
00:47:25and I think there is a message for us in the video, look, put me the video.
00:47:30It's from the past, from the past.
00:47:32And it is true that surf is like TV, conventional TV has a failure rate of 90, that is, the normal.
00:47:38Very high, the normal thing is that the program goes to shit, yes.
00:47:40The normal thing is that the program goes to shit, the truth.
00:47:48You are very good.
00:47:49Excuse me, when is the video from?
00:47:51Four years ago.
00:47:53It was recorded on fire, when I saw it, I swear, it was recorded on fire.
00:47:57If I ever have the opportunity to be with David, he's going to catch me.
00:47:59I'm going to put it on his site, huh?
00:48:01Man, how not?
00:48:03I have told myself since 2020, I have told myself, an open TV program is going to be a failure.
00:48:07Well, nothing, I have told myself.
00:48:13You are the best.
00:48:15Well, I'm on fire with surf.
00:48:18I sweat and everything, every time I think about it, I go back to another.
00:48:22Do not worry, for me everything is in peace.
00:48:24Aitor, for me everything is fine.
00:48:26Do you want us to answer?
00:48:28Now we put a video of you surfing.
00:48:30We count for people who do not have you located, who do not know you and such.
00:48:34You tell the story a bit.
00:48:36You surfed since you were a kid, right?
00:48:38Yes.
00:48:40Then you lost, well, you tell it, the vision in one eye.
00:48:42Yes, well, I was born with congenital glaucoma.
00:48:44Since I was little, I started doing operations and,
00:48:48with bad luck, one operation went wrong
00:48:50and I first lost my right eye.
00:48:52I mean, you had glaucoma, but you could surf well.
00:48:54Yes, yes.
00:48:56I have seen videos of you surfing as a kid and you were a machine, of course,
00:48:58that was for professionals, of course.
00:49:00Yes, I surfed as a normal person, only with one eye,
00:49:02because at 14 I lost my right eye and I only have the left one.
00:49:04And when everything was under control,
00:49:06which is the tension in the eye,
00:49:1012 years ago, I have bad luck,
00:49:13I fell in a wave from top to bottom
00:49:15and since I had a cornea transplant,
00:49:17with two points in the eye,
00:49:19I fell from top to bottom with the eye open
00:49:21and boom, I broke my eye.
00:49:23The other eye?
00:49:25Yes.
00:49:27I thought you had lost both of them because of glaucoma.
00:49:29One was because of a blow with a wave.
00:49:31Yes, the last eye, the left one,
00:49:33I lost it because of a wave that fell from top to bottom.
00:49:35Traitorous wave.
00:49:37Well, I don't even think about it.
00:49:39Life goes on, you know that being who we are,
00:49:41we like not to see life go on,
00:49:43but to get on it and go all out.
00:49:53Hey, hey, hey, wonderful people.
00:49:55These people, this audience is incredible,
00:49:57the best in the world.
00:49:59Let's go to Madrid!
00:50:03But, of course, I don't know,
00:50:05I've never surfed,
00:50:07of course, what you say about a blow from top to bottom
00:50:09against the sea, of course,
00:50:11because it's a strong blow, right?
00:50:13Yes, if it had been a normal eye
00:50:15that had no points in the eye,
00:50:17nothing would have happened.
00:50:19Any blow against the water
00:50:21without any points or anything,
00:50:23nothing would have happened,
00:50:25but having the cornea changed
00:50:27and had all the dots,
00:50:29when I received the blow,
00:50:31it was so strong that it went...
00:50:33and stayed like a chip.
00:50:35Because the eye is a ball that has liquids
00:50:38in it.
00:50:40Very good, very good, very good,
00:50:42very well explained.
00:50:44Hey, hey, hey, David,
00:50:46anyway, I think we're going to change,
00:50:48I brought you a gift.
00:50:50Exactly, I present it,
00:50:52we don't have to present it anymore,
00:50:54and where do I support this now?
00:50:56I don't know, show it, show it.
00:50:58But look how it looks now.
00:51:00It's called Wanting is Power.
00:51:02No, no, present the book Wanting is Power.
00:51:08Look, look at what it says inside.
00:51:10What does it say?
00:51:12French Aitor.
00:51:14Ah, there's a dedication.
00:51:16Of course, of course,
00:51:18once I come here to be with you,
00:51:20delighted with life,
00:51:22I have to bring you a gift,
00:51:24and I say, wow, of course.
00:51:26For David Broncano, from Gallo,
00:51:28I know they call you Gallo,
00:51:30with a lot of love,
00:51:32don't forget that if you want to go surfing,
00:51:34leave your long hair and buy a van and a dog.
00:51:36But you, of course...
00:51:40You should know that that's not mine,
00:51:42that's what he and the other two pirates say
00:51:44in that interview that I just put together.
00:51:46But, of course, it's true that...
00:51:48And that's what the Madrid surfers say,
00:51:50or all those who call them half globetrotters.
00:51:52Well, but Aitor,
00:51:54I mean,
00:51:56it's true that the hair of the surfers
00:51:58is mythical,
00:52:00of course, it's true that you...
00:52:02I have a beard,
00:52:05you've never seen me.
00:52:07Of course, of course,
00:52:09I've always only heard you,
00:52:11I've only bled from my ears.
00:52:13How do you imagine it?
00:52:15This is ugly.
00:52:23Of course, how long has it been
00:52:25since you had the accident with the wave
00:52:27until you surfed again, how long has it been?
00:52:29Well, I thought I could never surf again,
00:52:31a black screen in motion,
00:52:33so I said, this is impossible.
00:52:35Did you go black as soon as you got hit?
00:52:37Yes, of course.
00:52:39So, the story is that I enter the hospital,
00:52:41they closed it,
00:52:43because in the end I was born with this disease
00:52:45and almost all the doctors
00:52:47who have treated me since I was young,
00:52:49being very old,
00:52:51are still in the San Sebastián hospital,
00:52:53in Donosti,
00:52:55and the story is that they have always treated me
00:52:57impressively,
00:52:59so this time, when this happened,
00:53:01it was July 23,
00:53:032012,
00:53:05and I received such a strong blow,
00:53:07as soon as I received the blow,
00:53:09I realized that I was already in the dark,
00:53:11they took me to the shore,
00:53:13when they took me to the shore,
00:53:15they already warned the hospital,
00:53:17they took me while everyone was on vacation,
00:53:19they went up, they closed it,
00:53:21they put everything in as they could,
00:53:23they closed it,
00:53:25which took a long time
00:53:27for the blood that was inside to be absorbed.
00:53:29The story is that they did an ultrasound,
00:53:31until they saw that the blood was already absorbed,
00:53:33which took about three months,
00:53:35and they realized that although they had mounted
00:53:37the eye well inside,
00:53:39because they are different layers,
00:53:41the retina, etc.,
00:53:43the eye is very complex,
00:53:45so they did everything they could
00:53:47to close it well,
00:53:49and as soon as possible,
00:53:51so that there was no bleeding,
00:53:53then the story is that
00:53:55at the time they saw that it had not been good,
00:53:57and that's where it ends,
00:53:59another new life begins on the black screen.
00:54:01And from there until you surf again, how long?
00:54:03Three months, more or less.
00:54:05Three months to surf, huh?
00:54:11Yes, in three months,
00:54:13I tell you that the story is very beautiful,
00:54:15a girl gets me a job
00:54:17to make my life easier,
00:54:19to accompany me,
00:54:21then I go for a walk on the beach,
00:54:23you know the Zalado walk,
00:54:25thank goodness you're fixing things.
00:54:27I've been there, yes.
00:54:29If you hear what he said about Zalado,
00:54:31well, no.
00:54:33No, I really like Zalado.
00:54:35Okay, it's clear.
00:54:37Then we go for a walk,
00:54:39I and the girl,
00:54:41and suddenly it started to work with the ear,
00:54:43with the bats, of course,
00:54:45and that's all I had left,
00:54:47and then I start to hear the sea,
00:54:49I see that the sea sounds very soft and small,
00:54:51and soft,
00:54:53And you mean that you noticed that there were few waves, right?
00:54:55Yes, because of the sound,
00:54:57I already noticed that it was small and that it was very soft,
00:54:59because when it falls, even if it's small, it falls hard,
00:55:01like boom, you know?
00:55:03Even if it's small and hard.
00:55:05When it's very small or soft, it's like pssss,
00:55:07the foam makes pssss.
00:55:09It's beautiful how you describe it, it's uncontrolled.
00:55:11And the story is,
00:55:13and the story is that I was with this girl,
00:55:15and I tell her, hey, Isar,
00:55:17is the sea small, right? Yes, yes.
00:55:19I'm going into the water.
00:55:21I put on my swimming goggles,
00:55:23that I have in the school,
00:55:25and she gives me a bath,
00:55:27with the big board,
00:55:29and I get in,
00:55:31and I'm thinking,
00:55:33I don't know what you're doing here,
00:55:35you're going to get seasick,
00:55:37but suddenly I go in and I see that the sea gives me information,
00:55:39if the wave comes from the front,
00:55:41I'm going north,
00:55:43if the wave comes from here...
00:55:45Because you are on the beach, right?
00:55:47Yes, of course, but more than anything,
00:55:49if you go from the front,
00:55:51you're going north,
00:55:53if they're hitting you in the chest,
00:55:55if they're hitting you on this side,
00:55:57you're going east,
00:55:59if they hit you on this side, you're going west,
00:56:01and if they hit you in the back, you're going south.
00:56:03So I was going in, and I was noticing that the waves
00:56:05could correct me if I twisted.
00:56:07I sit down there,
00:56:09and I'm like, wow, without a black screen,
00:56:11and I don't get seasick, and I'm like,
00:56:13wow, this can be done.
00:56:15Already sitting on the board, already in the water?
00:56:17Ah, good, good.
00:56:19Well, I'm going to go out, and I start rowing down,
00:56:21to the shore, because I had already realized
00:56:23that I was going north because the waves were coming from the front,
00:56:25and I'm like, well...
00:56:27Yes, yes, on a black screen.
00:56:29I turn around, I start rowing,
00:56:31and I go a little down the coast,
00:56:33and I'm like, wow, I could have stood there.
00:56:35But well, I cut myself off because the girl was there,
00:56:37and I told her that I was only going in to try.
00:56:39The next day, hey, Sar, it's small, isn't it?
00:56:41Don't tell me you're going back in.
00:56:43You told me that the last time you went in,
00:56:45and I was like, yes, yes.
00:56:47And that day, I go in,
00:56:49and I sit down, and I give myself more information,
00:56:51and I'm like, wow, I'm going to turn to the other side.
00:56:53I step on one, and that one corrects me
00:56:55so that I'm well positioned to the north,
00:56:57so that I'm well positioned to the south.
00:56:59Wow, that's cool. I turn around to the south,
00:57:01row, catch the coast, start rowing down,
00:57:03and there I stand up, and as I do this,
00:57:05the whole beach, which was controlling me,
00:57:07and I said, that's it,
00:57:09from that day until today, it's perfect.
00:57:11And in three years, well,
00:57:13and in three years,
00:57:15based on a lot of work,
00:57:17and starting with small waves,
00:57:19with huge boards,
00:57:21now I'm able to catch waves
00:57:23above this,
00:57:25and with smaller boards,
00:57:27and in three years, world champion.
00:57:29And world champion.
00:57:31There it is.
00:57:41Go, go, go!
00:57:43Go, go, go!
00:57:45Go, go, go!
00:57:47We don't have it on yet,
00:57:49but we have images of Aitor surfing,
00:57:51which are sensational.
00:57:53Tell us more or less what you're seeing, okay?
00:57:55Okay, but I'll tell you later,
00:57:57it's you, really cool, killing it, of course.
00:57:59Oh, you're already seeing it?
00:58:01No, we're putting it on now.
00:58:03French Aitor, surfing.
00:58:11Go, go, go!
00:58:41Go, go, go!
00:59:07Congratulations, huh?
00:59:09Damn.
00:59:11There was that dog saying,
00:59:13why didn't you put me in Soria, buddy?
00:59:17The dog, the breed is not,
00:59:19but it's a water dog, right?
00:59:21But Aitor,
00:59:23you were surfing, you didn't see it,
00:59:25but we thank you,
00:59:27even if you can't see the images,
00:59:29we thank you for generating these images,
00:59:31because they are beautiful.
00:59:35You see?
00:59:37Hey, girls, guys,
00:59:39you've seen the dog, right?
00:59:41The dog, of course,
00:59:43there's a moment when you get behind the dog,
00:59:45you have a guide dog,
00:59:47and it's this one, and it's surfing.
00:59:49It's not this one, but I've had a dog just like this one.
00:59:51If we talk about those wonderful dogs
00:59:53that are trained for the blind,
00:59:55they are spectacular.
00:59:57It's amazing.
01:00:03David,
01:00:05David.
01:00:07What?
01:00:09Do you think you'd be able to...
01:00:11I'm going back to being.
01:00:13You said that all surfers,
01:00:15none of them lasted more than five seconds.
01:00:17You've seen the dog, right?
01:00:19Hey, if now
01:00:21I give you a test here,
01:00:23standing still,
01:00:25static,
01:00:27with those arms...
01:00:29You haven't seen me.
01:00:31Strong arms.
01:00:33I can't imagine.
01:00:35Touch this bicep.
01:00:37This...
01:00:41That would be awesome.
01:00:49Very good, very good.
01:00:51We don't have so much confidence with Nitor
01:00:53to make that joke, but hey.
01:00:55What a vein, right?
01:00:57Maybe if I go to Zarauta's party
01:00:59I'll make that joke, but not today.
01:01:01Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:03Like a friend of mine said,
01:01:05blind, yes, but not stupid.
01:01:07That's not believable.
01:01:11You'd like that.
01:01:13Awesome.
01:01:15Now we'll do a surf test,
01:01:17but first let me show you a few more things,
01:01:19because I've seen, of course,
01:01:21you've been world champion twice, right?
01:01:23No, no, five.
01:01:25Five times world champion,
01:01:27since then even more.
01:01:29You've been with kids,
01:01:31kids who have been surfing less,
01:01:33who are strong,
01:01:35but then Nitor comes and puts them in their place.
01:01:37No, in the end I'm lucky
01:01:39to have seen until 11 years ago,
01:01:41well, now 12,
01:01:432012 now, 12 years, that's it.
01:01:45I've surfed all my life,
01:01:47after surfing
01:01:49I've dedicated my whole life to teaching
01:01:51and to teach surfers
01:01:53who wanted to go very far,
01:01:55and today is the day
01:01:57to show all that I've given.
01:02:01I have the difference
01:02:03to those people who have never seen
01:02:05surfing, because I've seen surfing,
01:02:07so I know what a suitable style is
01:02:09on the board,
01:02:11what a good maneuver is,
01:02:13so I have that advance.
01:02:15What has to happen if you surf without seeing?
01:02:17What has to happen so you don't surf one day?
01:02:19You can't say, today it's cold and I don't surf,
01:02:21because I'm used to surfing without seeing,
01:02:23which is complicated, of course.
01:02:25I love surfing at night.
01:02:27So the temperature is still the same.
01:02:29The cold also gives it, of course.
01:02:31Yes, but for one to leave that...
01:02:33Of course, I don't see it.
01:02:35But at night...
01:02:37The other day, when I was told I was coming,
01:02:39a bit of a joke,
01:02:41I said, of course, you can surf at night,
01:02:43because you don't care, because you don't see,
01:02:45and I said it with a bit of a cheek,
01:02:47and they said, of course, he does it.
01:02:49I think we have images of the editor surfing at night.
01:02:51Yes, yes.
01:02:53There are a lot of people surfing in Zaladoz,
01:02:55so the fact that I can surf at night,
01:02:57I usually take very pleasant baths,
01:02:59my partner leaves me on the shore,
01:03:01because during the day I have already controlled
01:03:03what kind of wave there is, whether right or left.
01:03:05And knowing that, I look for the reference on land,
01:03:07always a house, and where it is during the day,
01:03:09at that point of tide, the wave is there,
01:03:11at night it is there,
01:03:13so it's really cool.
01:03:15Let's see it.
01:03:23Zaladoz.
01:03:53Of course,
01:03:55have you ever found a drunk
01:03:57out there on the shore?
01:03:59What can shock you is with one
01:04:01who is there, more than with another surfer.
01:04:03It usually happens, especially after
01:04:05Saturday morning or Sunday morning,
01:04:07you can find some.
01:04:09It has happened, right?
01:04:11Yes, yes, sometimes.
01:04:13What are you doing at this time?
01:04:15Well, you, man.
01:04:17Go home, go home.
01:04:20Have you had any...
01:04:22the surfers and such,
01:04:24many times, I have a friend who does it,
01:04:26and of course, many times it happens,
01:04:28everyone has had some rescue of someone
01:04:30who is swimming and such, I suppose
01:04:32you have had to help someone, right?
01:04:34Because you handle yourself very well there and so on.
01:04:36Yes, in the end, it is part of our life, right?
01:04:38Our... I don't know, in the end,
01:04:40I think that all surfers,
01:04:42just as we try to take care of what we love,
01:04:44which is the sea, we take care in all senses,
01:04:46taking care that there are no plastics,
01:04:48and at the same time that if there is someone
01:04:50who is in trouble of not being able to go out,
01:04:52of course we are going to help him quickly, right?
01:04:54In the end, we know what it is to get out of a current
01:04:57and how to get people out, right?
01:04:59And in fact, I have three anecdotes,
01:05:01which are to get three people out
01:05:03being blind, right?
01:05:05And leave them on the shore and,
01:05:07hey, be careful another day and such,
01:05:09that you see that a blind uncle gets you out.
01:05:11And they were so freaked out with their move
01:05:13that they didn't even listen.
01:05:15Sure, and they didn't even notice and you...
01:05:17They didn't even notice.
01:05:18Well, the thing is, look,
01:05:20a girl who was already...
01:05:22My partner was on the shore,
01:05:24it was a Saturday, summer,
01:05:26and she was super far away,
01:05:28because the wave was breaking far away,
01:05:29it was deflating, it was forming again,
01:05:31and I was there quietly surfing,
01:05:32and a girl, hey, can you help me?
01:05:34Yes, yes, get on.
01:05:35I put her on top,
01:05:36you get behind her,
01:05:37and she goes over the board floating,
01:05:39opens her legs,
01:05:40and you control that she doesn't fall off the board
01:05:42and that everything is under control.
01:05:43Oh, you for sensations, of course.
01:05:44Yes, of course, of course,
01:05:45everything to the shore.
01:05:46And her boyfriend was supposed to be on the shore,
01:05:49and he was looking at her,
01:05:50go and find out what?
01:05:51And she realized that her boyfriend
01:05:52was going that way, far away.
01:05:54And she took her out?
01:05:55She took her out and I said,
01:05:56hey, you know what?
01:05:57A blind guy took her out.
01:05:58I don't think he even found out.
01:06:00Then again, with my brother-in-law...
01:06:01The next step, Hector,
01:06:02is that you drive an ambulance yourself.
01:06:04I mean, you...
01:06:09If you have to do it, you do it.
01:06:10Sorry.
01:06:11And we also have,
01:06:12before asking the classic questions
01:06:15and doing the surfing,
01:06:16you have mentioned it before,
01:06:18that you, of course,
01:06:19apart from all this,
01:06:20you are a surfing teacher.
01:06:21You have seen before
01:06:22one of the best surfers in Spain, right?
01:06:25I have seen that you have trained Aramburu,
01:06:27Quepacero and all these, right?
01:06:28The kid from Colacao, too.
01:06:29The kid from Colacao, I guess, too.
01:06:31Yael, wonderful.
01:06:33A very big guy, very big.
01:06:34Yael Peña, yes.
01:06:35Before you tell us,
01:06:36we have some images of you
01:06:37that I have seen before
01:06:38and I have been amazed
01:06:39because it is Hector,
01:06:40first teaching a girl,
01:06:41with someone who is telling you,
01:06:43and then you entering the water
01:06:44with someone who is telling you
01:06:45how the waves are coming.
01:06:47Let's see it.
01:06:48This is incredible.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Nice.
01:06:54Pump a lot.
01:06:55Up, up.
01:06:56Another one.
01:06:58Alejandra,
01:06:59what have I told you more than once?
01:07:00When you do the catback
01:07:01and you go back,
01:07:02I get to the foam.
01:07:03I look, if there is nothing,
01:07:04I go back.
01:07:05Always going back.
01:07:07All that we work on,
01:07:08that's what we move forward.
01:07:09Yes?
01:07:10Yes.
01:07:11Come on, full speed.
01:07:12Come on, full speed.
01:07:13When I put him in the water,
01:07:14what I do is be his eyes.
01:07:15I help him to enter,
01:07:16to go back,
01:07:17and what I do is
01:07:18put him in the waves.
01:07:20If it weren't for him,
01:07:21I wouldn't surf every day.
01:07:23And what surfing brings me
01:07:24is something big, right?
01:07:38Surf,
01:07:39when you live it
01:07:41and you can enjoy it,
01:07:42what it gives you is a lot.
01:07:44No matter how blind I am,
01:07:45I'm going to throw forward.
01:07:46Like this.
01:08:02There's the guy.
01:08:03Oh, David, at the end.
01:08:04It's very nice.
01:08:05We've seen...
01:08:06It's nice, of course.
01:08:07In addition, your concentration,
01:08:08both when you train those people
01:08:09and so on,
01:08:10they tell you
01:08:11and you, depending on
01:08:12how you imagine
01:08:13what they're telling you,
01:08:14you give them instructions.
01:08:15Yes, I mean,
01:08:16in the end,
01:08:17I was a sportsman first.
01:08:18Then,
01:08:20when things go wrong
01:08:22and I start to
01:08:23get kind of blind,
01:08:25I say,
01:08:26this is my life,
01:08:27this is what fills me the most
01:08:29and, above all,
01:08:30contribute and teach.
01:08:32So, some young guys asked me
01:08:34who have been
01:08:35the superstars
01:08:36of Spain and Europe
01:08:37and the best in the world.
01:08:40You've trained them all.
01:08:41Yes.
01:08:42They asked me for help
01:08:44and when I was
01:08:45helping them,
01:08:47I forgot about
01:08:48the problem I had,
01:08:49that I was going blind
01:08:50and it served me as therapy
01:08:51to be contributing
01:08:52and helping others
01:08:53to achieve
01:08:54what they wanted first,
01:08:55plus what I would have liked
01:08:56to achieve, right?
01:08:58Well, you've achieved it
01:08:59in a way,
01:09:00both by winning
01:09:01on your own
01:09:02and by helping them
01:09:03to compete.
01:09:04Yes, but I didn't know
01:09:05when I went blind
01:09:06that I could get
01:09:07where I got.
01:09:08So, at the time,
01:09:09because, as I told you,
01:09:10there is a story
01:09:11before, after and so on.
01:09:13So, first,
01:09:14I was a sportsman,
01:09:15watching with one eye,
01:09:16doing what I could
01:09:17to the maximum,
01:09:18then training,
01:09:19giving my all
01:09:20for those young guys
01:09:21who asked me
01:09:22to help them
01:09:23to get to the maximum
01:09:24and then I went blind
01:09:25and I do my best
01:09:26with all my strength
01:09:27and everything I've preached
01:09:28for myself, right?
01:09:29That's it.
01:09:32Okay.
01:09:34I have to
01:09:35I have to
01:09:39I have to go fast,
01:09:40Ricardo, to finish
01:09:41because I think
01:09:42this show is live
01:09:43as you all know.
01:09:44You've seen
01:09:45that he's doing
01:09:46the...
01:09:47Everything.
01:09:48For not getting
01:09:49with the board here
01:09:50or here,
01:09:51he's hacking.
01:09:52Now we do it,
01:09:53but I have to ask you
01:09:54the classic questions.
01:09:55You told me
01:09:56you listened to the show.
01:09:57We're going to keep it
01:09:58on Spanish TV
01:09:59because people want to know
01:10:00about this.
01:10:01In fact, now
01:10:02everything goes
01:10:03directly to the Ministry.
01:10:05Money in the bank?
01:10:06Money in the bank?
01:10:08I'm from the old custom,
01:10:09under the mattress.
01:10:10Okay.
01:10:11Like the good guys,
01:10:12there's a mattress
01:10:13in Switzerland.
01:10:14Okay.
01:10:15A mattress,
01:10:16but okay.
01:10:19Do you want to give
01:10:20the other fact?
01:10:22Let's remember
01:10:23sexual relations
01:10:24last month.
01:10:25In the last month,
01:10:26tell us.
01:10:27Let's see, I...
01:10:28A point...
01:10:29The truth is
01:10:30since dawn
01:10:31I feel like it.
01:10:33But...
01:10:37And you should know
01:10:38that it has always been said
01:10:40that in the Basque Country...
01:10:41Sorry, look what he's doing to me.
01:10:42We're doing well, right?
01:10:43Look what he's doing to me.
01:10:44In the Basque Country
01:10:45you don't fuck.
01:10:46You know why that is, right?
01:10:48You know why that is?
01:10:49Why?
01:10:50Because the Church
01:10:51did a lot of harm.
01:10:52They said,
01:10:53if you had sex,
01:10:54you'd go blind.
01:10:55I've already explained
01:10:56how I went blind.
01:10:57Then,
01:10:58then,
01:10:59then
01:11:00the Church
01:11:01did a lot of harm
01:11:02because it said
01:11:03that fucking
01:11:04was a sin.
01:11:05And when we were young
01:11:06we said,
01:11:07sin, sin,
01:11:08but that's a miracle,
01:11:09fuck,
01:11:10not even God fucks here.
01:11:17I've answered you.
01:11:18You've answered me
01:11:19and you've given me...
01:11:20And when you've told me...
01:11:21Maybe you didn't realize
01:11:22but when you've told me
01:11:23since dawn I feel like it,
01:11:24you were staring at me
01:11:25and you scared me.
01:11:26The truth is that...
01:11:27The truth is that
01:11:28you almost scared me
01:11:29because you've chosen perfectly.
01:11:30There it is.
01:11:31I look at you well.
01:11:32Yes, yes.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:37Have you seen
01:11:38what right I have?
01:11:39Wait,
01:11:40wait,
01:11:41the kid is strong,
01:11:42this bastard.
01:11:43Well,
01:11:44I'm a bit left-handed.
01:11:45Okay, okay.
01:11:51Ricardo,
01:11:52do you have time
01:11:53to do the surf thing
01:11:54or is the show over?
01:11:55I think it's fair.
01:11:56Come on,
01:11:57do it, do it.
01:11:58Of course,
01:11:59I67829 have won
01:12:01for them as much as possible.
01:12:03A huge huge applause.
01:12:09It's here.
01:12:10Have you taken off the american
01:12:12or did you do it with american?
01:12:12I have taken off the american
01:12:15Oh, yeah!
01:12:18Hey!
01:12:19Ok, where?
01:12:20Do you know how to suit up
01:12:21or how do you do it?
01:12:22No, no,
01:12:23I like the old-fashioned surf,
01:12:24with boots.
01:12:27What do I do?
01:12:28I see that as soon as you stand up, you fall.
01:12:30Do you see the tip of the board? Is it there?
01:12:32It's to your right.
01:12:34Where? There or there?
01:12:35To your right. There.
01:12:37Perfect.
01:12:38To the west.
01:12:39So, do you think you have to go like this or like that?
01:12:41How would you go?
01:12:42Imagine you stand up and this moves.
01:12:45When I go on the scooter, I put...
01:12:47Now you're a skater.
01:12:49I'm a skater.
01:12:50Oh, come on!
01:12:58I never thought about it, Ricardo.
01:13:00When I stand up, I'm going to say, I'm a skater.
01:13:03When you stand up, you have to say, I'm a partner.
01:13:08Can I step on this, then?
01:13:10Wait a minute.
01:13:11The left one in front, just in case, David.
01:13:14Hey, let's see.
01:13:15An important thing.
01:13:16Your foot behind you would be...
01:13:18The left one.
01:13:19Come on.
01:13:20You're going to do the same as me, okay?
01:13:21Okay.
01:13:22Lie down on the board.
01:13:23You on the board, I off the board.
01:13:24Oh, lying down.
01:13:25Let's see.
01:13:26Perfect.
01:13:27This is a masterclass.
01:13:29Let's see.
01:13:30Wait a minute.
01:13:31Wait a minute.
01:13:32I'm ready.
01:13:33Okay, okay, okay.
01:13:34Okay.
01:13:35To start, more backwards.
01:13:36More backwards.
01:13:37To start, more backwards.
01:13:38It looks like...
01:13:39More backwards, you.
01:13:40Oh, man.
01:13:41You think that if you lie down so far, you would get on the tip of the board.
01:13:44He caught me all fat here.
01:13:51Hey, let's see.
01:13:52It looks like the Emeritus at San Senso, Tron.
01:13:56Oh, please.
01:13:57Let's see, David.
01:13:58Hey, attention.
01:13:59Okay.
01:14:00Concentration.
01:14:01Okay, okay.
01:14:02Okay.
01:14:03What do I do?
01:14:04Come on.
01:14:05You're super...
01:14:06Leave me alone, please.
01:14:07Hey, he's super nervous.
01:14:08He's sweating a lot.
01:14:09I'm sweating.
01:14:10Hey, let's see, you.
01:14:11There you are fine.
01:14:12Okay.
01:14:13I'm comfortable.
01:14:14The hands.
01:14:15You imagine that you have rowed.
01:14:16Amaga, that you have rowed.
01:14:17Amaga.
01:14:18The Cantabrian.
01:14:19Oh, yeah.
01:14:20Oh, yeah.
01:14:21Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:22Okay, okay, okay.
01:14:23You've already caught them.
01:14:24You've already caught them.
01:14:25The hands at the height of the shoulders.
01:14:26Okay.
01:14:27I already have it.
01:14:28The first thing you would have to do is throw your elbow back.
01:14:29I can't.
01:14:30Yes.
01:14:31Come on, stretch out your arms.
01:14:32With these arms...
01:14:33What are you saying, man?
01:14:34What a panchicle.
01:14:35What are you saying, man?
01:14:36I mean...
01:14:37Leave me alone, leave me alone.
01:14:38Leave me alone, man.
01:14:39David, look, David.
01:14:40You have to do this.
01:14:41Look, attention.
01:14:42Okay.
01:14:43One.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:45For what?
01:14:46To control the board.
01:14:47Movement of the board.
01:14:48Controlled.
01:14:49Seriously, really.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:51And now?
01:14:52What a shame.
01:14:54Now, pick up the back foot to put it inside the board.
01:14:56The back foot.
01:14:57Got it.
01:14:58There.
01:14:59The back one.
01:15:00And the front one, here.
01:15:01There you go.
01:15:02Put yourself in God's place.
01:15:03Let's see, let's see.
01:15:09Oh, yeah.
01:15:10That's great.
01:15:11Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:15:16There, there.
01:15:17And back.
01:15:18Well done, man.
01:15:19And back.
01:15:22He taught me.
01:15:23I did movements, Ricardo.
01:15:24Hey, you saw him, right?
01:15:25What a style, right?
01:15:26What a style.
01:15:27There was style.
01:15:28There was style.
01:15:29You didn't see me, but you noticed it.
01:15:30You noticed it.
01:15:31Yes, yes.
01:15:32No, no.
01:15:33There was flow.
01:15:34Flow, flow, flow, flow.
01:15:35Aitor, I thank you very much.
01:15:36Come on.
01:15:37In the summer, I'll be there in Zaraos with you.
01:15:38In Zaraos?
01:15:39I don't know if they'll let me in.
01:15:40No, they'll let you in.
01:15:41Great, great.
01:15:42Have a good time.
01:15:43Wonderful.
01:15:44And what I liked the most, you know what it is?
01:15:45I came from the Euskal Highas party in Zaraos.
01:15:46Yes?
01:15:47And here there is a great party.
01:15:48To Madrid!
01:15:49Yeah!
01:15:50Great!
01:15:51Aitor Brantesena, the one and only.
01:15:52Thanks, Aitor.
01:15:53Wonderful, huh?
01:15:54Thank you very much, man.
01:15:55I'll walk you out.
01:15:56It's okay.
01:15:57It's very good.
01:15:58I'll walk you out.
01:15:59Aitor Brantesena.
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