Life With Derek - Summer School Blues (with TV ads)
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00:00Wow, you look sharp.
00:07I'm not going for sharp, I'm going for shark.
00:09Junior business camp.
00:11Well, don't forget your power lunch.
00:13I will not.
00:14Oh, Lizzy, don't forget your sunblock.
00:16You're going to be out all day at soccer camp.
00:18I'm all over it, Dad.
00:20School's out! School's out!
00:23Someone is excited for fun camp at the high school.
00:27Totally!
00:28So, Case, excited to be Marty's camp counselor?
00:31Oh, um, try summer recreational consultant. See?
00:35Oh, no. Business cards. Why didn't I think of that?
00:39I'm getting paid to have fun.
00:41Plus, I get extra academic credit. How perfect is that?
00:44Very perfect.
00:46Happy summer, Smarrick.
00:49Shouldn't you be at the beach starting your summer job as bikini inspector?
00:53Derek has to take a week of summer school to re-write a physics exam.
00:58Oh, that's right.
01:00So while Marty and I are at school having fun,
01:03he'll be stuck in a classroom.
01:05Well, I'll see you at the water fountain.
01:14Used to be my mother and my sister and me
01:17A happy little family and all right with me
01:20But Mom got married, that's when everything changed
01:23Some things were lost and others were gained
01:26A new school, a new house
01:29So many changes, it makes my head spin
01:32Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin
01:36This is life with Derek
01:39This is life with Derek
01:42This is life with Lizzy, Edwin, Georgia, Norm, Marty and Casey
01:47This is life with Derek
01:49Baby, life with Derek
01:52For some, summer is the time to kick back and relax.
01:55For others, it's time to gain some valuable work experience.
01:58But for Derek, summer is a lot like the school year, only hotter.
02:12Ready to begin my prison sentence?
02:17It's the rec class. Have a seat.
02:26Hi, Mr. Nod.
02:28Mr. Nod. Where is everybody?
02:30You are everybody, Derek.
02:32I guess your classmates figured they'd pass their physics exam
02:35rather than retake it in summer school.
02:38Strange, I know.
02:40Now, if you'll open your textbook to Newton's laws of motion...
02:43Textbook. I didn't bring a textbook.
02:45I, you know, better go home and get...
02:50Textbook.
02:55Textbook.
03:04Hey, Casey.
03:06Want to meet my friends?
03:08This is Carlos.
03:09Hi, Carlos.
03:10Ew, girl cooties.
03:12This is Brooke.
03:14Hi, Brooke. I'm Casey.
03:16Nice shirt.
03:20And this is Jack.
03:22Oh.
03:23I hate fruit cups.
03:26I hate fruit cups.
03:28And that's Nick and Nathan. They're brothers.
03:31Hey!
03:35Nathan, if you could just let go of Nick's hair, that'd be great.
03:38Okay, thank you.
03:40Over here! Over here!
03:41Stop running!
03:42Carlos!
03:44Okay, guys.
03:46That's the last time I'm going to use that whistle
03:48because from now on, when the hand goes up,
03:50the mouth goes shut, okay?
03:52Come on, guys.
04:07Come on, Edwin. It was an honest mistake.
04:10I got the dates wrong.
04:12Thanks a lot, Dad.
04:13Now I'm a rung behind on the ladder to success.
04:16You can still catch up.
04:17There's a session next week.
04:19That means I don't have anything to do this week.
04:21I'm really sorry, Edwin.
04:23I'm really sorry, Lizzie.
04:25What did you do?
04:26Me? Nothing.
04:27But Lizzie's soccer camp is infested with lice.
04:30Ugh!
04:31Lice!
04:33I don't have lice, but my camp is canceled for the whole week.
04:36Well, look at the bright side.
04:38You two can keep each other company for the next few days, huh?
04:41Still waiting for the bright side.
04:43Oh, come on, you guys. You can have fun here.
04:46Just don't stick around watching TV all day.
04:49We'll see you tonight, okay?
04:51Good. Not once again.
04:53I'm really sorry.
04:56So unfair.
04:57We're stuck at home while everyone else is having the time of their life.
05:03Okay, what would you guys like to do?
05:05Dance!
05:06Marty, these activities are supposed to be creative and educational.
05:11Barf.
05:12Oh, here we go.
05:14Let's paint.
05:15Okay, students may choose a subject to paint.
05:18Any suggestions?
05:30Oh, hey. How was fun camp?
05:32Creative.
05:33And educational.
05:36Did you monsters have to paint my hair, too?
05:42At least you guys got out of the house.
05:44Try watching TV for six hours straight.
05:47Most exciting thing on was the weather.
05:49Worst summer ever.
05:54Worst day of summer and I have homework.
05:57Worst summer ever.
06:05Come on, guys. Make the most of your summer.
06:07Why don't you go out and have some fun?
06:11But there's a cold front moving in from the north.
06:13So expect showers overnight and continuing into the morning.
06:16Six hours.
06:18You know what, Mom? You're right.
06:20Summer should be fun.
06:22I have to come up with more inventive programming.
06:24Right, Marty?
06:25How about something fun?
06:28How about something fun?
06:30Yeah!
06:32Good, because I've come up with some great activities
06:34to help boost motor function and bolster problem solving.
06:38Casey, we talked about this.
06:40Summer is for playing, not for problems.
06:44Who says you can't do both?
06:46Okay, the game is called Zwip.
06:49Each person gets a flash card and a gym ball.
06:51And by looking at your partner's card,
06:53you come up with a riddle for the other team.
06:55Like, in a glass, I am nice.
06:58Could I be a cube of ice?
07:00Take that!
07:01Nathan, Nathan, I didn't say Zwip.
07:03When do I say Zwip?
07:04You take that!
07:06Hey, stop it!
07:09Payback time.
07:21So, where were we?
07:24Mr. Knott, it seems a shame for us to be stuck in here.
07:29I mean, why should we both be punished
07:31for my academic shortcomings?
07:33You do raise an interesting point.
07:35I mean, technically, you don't need me
07:37to help you study, right?
07:39No way!
07:44You can still make the back nine.
07:46Hey!
07:47Oh, what are you doing?
07:49Oh, I drive a mean golf cart.
07:51No, you don't.
07:52The deal is, you stay, I leave,
07:55and then I come back on Friday and give you the test.
07:58Well, sounds like a plan.
08:01Oh, and Derek,
08:03do the chapter four study lesson
08:05and drop it by the secretary's office.
08:07That way, she'll know you're still here.
08:10I'll see you Friday.
08:12Worst summer ever.
08:27Even upside down, this is boring.
08:30Um...
08:34What's this?
08:35Jenny's gerbil. I'm pet sitting.
08:37You sit on pets?
08:39Edwin, Jenny's paying me ten bucks
08:41to look after Nosy while she's on vacation.
08:43Ten bucks?
08:45All you got to do is watch this thing.
08:47And feed him and clean his cage?
08:50Lizzie, do you know what color that gerbil is?
08:53Uh, brown?
08:55Oh, no. It's gold.
08:58It's gold.
09:00Pure gold.
09:04Why don't we do some arts and crafts?
09:06A tongue-depressor house?
09:08That is so last summer.
09:10No, no, not a tongue-depressor house, Brooke.
09:12A tongue-depressor hospital.
09:14So, guys, what do you think?
09:16Each one of you can design a different wing.
09:19Okay, who wants to build a garden?
09:21Yes, that's the spirit, Marty.
09:23Can I go to the bathroom?
09:25Okay, um, Brooke, could you be Marty's hall buddy?
09:27It'd be the most fun I've had all day.
09:29Oh, and hurry back,
09:31or else you might miss the plans for the administration wing.
09:39For you, Teddy.
09:41Of course we got room for your hamster.
09:43Hey, make room. We've got another client.
09:45We're gonna need a family-sized hamster trowel.
09:47Later.
09:58What's all this?
10:00Oh, well, this is Jenny's gerbil nosy
10:02and, um, Evan's rabbit Mr. Tubbs.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:06We got mice, budgies, rats, even a few reptiles.
10:09And a red-bearded dragon.
10:11What?
10:13Welcome to Venturi and Associates Animal Day Care.
10:16Um, I thought we agreed on Old MacDonald's pet sitting.
10:19No pet sitting in the living room.
10:21I don't think so.
10:23But, Mom, you said to make the most of the summer.
10:25I meant go out and get some exercise,
10:27not turn our living room into a...
10:30a zoo.
10:32Come on, Mom. This place already was a zoo.
10:34Yeah. Uh, no, not there.
10:36We eat there.
10:38All right, I see where this is going.
10:40How much you want in for? Five?
10:42Pages gone now.
10:44Okay, okay, ten.
10:46Fine, 12, but not a nickel more.
10:48Is that a snake?
10:50Oh, yes, but forget the snake. Come on, 13.
10:52Get it out of here.
10:55And off the foyer is a multi-purpose room.
10:57Okay, let's get started.
10:59Where is everyone?
11:01Guys?
11:03Hey, where did you all go?
11:05Come on, this isn't funny.
11:07Marty? Brooke?
11:09Other kids?
11:11Where are you?
11:13Ah!
11:19Ah!
11:21Ah!
11:24Cease fire!
11:26Derek!
11:28What can I say?
11:30I got away with the kids.
11:32Well, I was looking everywhere for the kids.
11:34I mean, how irresponsible can you be?
11:36Ah!
11:38Help!
11:42Okay, time out.
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14:16Cory and Sophie,
14:18they're still figuring out
14:20how to live in the same house.
14:22You really think of me as a friend?
14:24Absolutely.
14:26To Sophie, Cory's like a big brother.
14:28You have to play Rescue the Princess with me.
14:30But to Cory, Sophie's like...
14:32You will never, ever get me.
14:34A big challenge.
14:36Oh, my goodness!
14:44Where did that come from?
14:46Excuse me, miss.
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14:50Very funny, Sophie.
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14:56It tastes like dirty laundry.
14:58Just help me up.
15:00Yeah, help lady up.
15:02Sometimes he's cranky.
15:04Sophie, what are we gonna do?
15:06Sometimes she's pranky.
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15:22If Captain Venturi and the Alpha Force
15:24were a little rough on the alien intruder,
15:26then just get us back tomorrow.
15:28Tomorrow, you'll be back at summer school
15:30where you belong.
15:32No, I won't.
15:34And you're in way over your head.
15:36I'm not in way over my head.
15:38Yeah, I totally am.
15:40And since I'm stuck in school,
15:42I thought, why not make this work
15:44for the both of us?
15:46How much do you want?
15:48Uh...
15:50How much do you want?
15:52Uh, two-thirds.
15:54Up front, no refunds.
15:56Forget it, Captain Venturi.
15:58One-third.
16:00One-half or I don't do it.
16:02Done.
16:10Edwin!
16:12Yes, sir.
16:14You bellowed.
16:16Yeah, quick question.
16:18Lodents.
16:20Uh, Marty had dibs on the birds.
16:22Lizzie, get these disgusting things
16:24out of here right now.
16:26In case he had dibs on reptiles.
16:28Uh, 13.
16:3012.
16:32Quick question, Ed.
16:3411.
16:36Why is there an iguana in the bathtub?
16:38He's a bearded dragon.
16:40Well, I don't want iguanas, dragons,
16:42or anything but human beings in the bathtub.
16:44Got it?
16:46Oh, no.
16:48Not in here.
16:50We're putting them in the basement.
16:52Where George and I sleep?
16:54Why don't you and Dad relocate
16:56to the garage for the week?
16:58Why don't you relocate the animals
17:00to the garage for the week?
17:06This family totally lacks
17:08entrepreneurial vision.
17:10Totally.
17:12Oh, wow.
17:14Oh, wow.
17:16Oh, cool.
17:18Nice.
17:20Welcome to Captain Venturi's
17:22Ultimate Space Obstacle Challenge.
17:24Cool.
17:26This was not in my activity plan.
17:28Oh, if you're looking for an activity plan,
17:30I checked the bottom of Edwin's bird cages.
17:32What?
17:34All right, kids, you are marooned
17:36on Planet X.
17:38Deploy your stress collar hero.
17:40And escape into hyperspace.
17:46Jump over the crashed space pod.
17:48Okay, now, you have to activate
17:50your force shield.
17:52And then you've got to launch
17:54your moon rocks
17:56into the plutonium fiber optics matrix.
17:58Nice.
18:00Oh, yeah.
18:02Now, you've got to do all of this
18:04as fast as you can.
18:06Ready?
18:08Release the Alpha 4
18:10Star Troopers!
18:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
18:14Go, go, go, go!
18:16That's what he says, people. Let's move it.
18:18Let's go, Marty. I want to see some hustle.
18:20Oh, yeah, he's got the move on.
18:22Oh, oh, oh, oh!
18:24Come on, come on!
18:26Okay.
18:28Moon rocks, moon rocks.
18:32Go, Nathan!
18:38Oh, wow.
18:40This is such easy money.
18:42For you, maybe.
18:44I'm doing all the work.
18:46Yeah, but I'm supervising.
18:48Okay, okay, what can I do?
18:50Well, you can take Nosy for a walk
18:52or you can give the skink a sponge bath.
18:54Skink?
18:56Ew!
18:58All right, Nosy.
19:00It's time for your walk.
19:02Hey, how do you walk a gerbil?
19:04Very carefully.
19:08There you go, there you go!
19:10Do you want to try the alfalfa horse course?
19:12No, thanks, Marty.
19:14It's not my thing.
19:18Listen,
19:20I'm sorry for painting you before
19:22and for sneaking away
19:24and the paper balls.
19:26I'm just glad you guys are having a good time with Derek.
19:28I like hanging out with you, too.
19:30Really?
19:32Sure. You're pretty,
19:34you're smart,
19:36you're organized.
19:38Aw, that's nice.
19:40Thank you, Marty.
19:42So you want to try?
19:44Uh, I don't think so.
19:46Force field is activated.
20:02We're gonna get your scales
20:04shiny, eh, Wink?
20:06Hey, Wink the skink.
20:08I just got that.
20:12Hey, how'd it go?
20:14Oh, hey, it went great.
20:16Cool, so, uh, where's Nosy?
20:18Oh, he's right over...
20:20Hey, Quint!
20:22He was right there, I swear!
20:24Peanut butter.
20:26Thanks.
20:28I'm not really hungry.
20:30For the gerbil! Now go find it before Emily's cat does!
20:32Here, Gerby, Gerby, Gerby.
20:34Here, Nosy. Here, Gerby.
20:36Oh, no. Oh, no.
20:38Wink?
20:40Wink?
20:42Um, Lizzie?
20:44Care to share?
20:46I had to get peanut butter for everyone to get Nosy, and now there's no Wink in the sink!
20:48Wink?
20:50The skink.
20:52In our sink?
20:54Why is Wink the skink in our sink?
20:56You want the gerbil or the skink?
20:58What is a skink?
21:00Uh, here, Gerby.
21:02Here, Gerby, Gerby.
21:04Come on, Ruck.
21:06Save me, Captain. I don't want to go.
21:08No, we'll go on another mission tomorrow.
21:10Time for Alpha Force troopers to chills.
21:12Bye, Captain.
21:14Bye, Lieutenant.
21:16You guys really showed that fiber matrix who's boss.
21:18Keep it real, Nathan.
21:20Derek, I have to thank you
21:22for unleashing our inner troopers,
21:24including mine.
21:26And if you want to borrow any of my physics notes, it's totally fine.
21:28Physics? No, I have an exam on that tomorrow.
21:30Somebody's laws of motion.
21:32Newton?
21:34Sounds right.
21:42Did you find him?
21:44Yep. Hungry and scared, but safe.
21:48After crawling through
21:50every garden in the neighborhood...
21:52Well, I found the skink
21:54hiding in the J-Joint.
21:56Look, now,
21:58just, uh, one more piece of business to take care of.
22:00We know, we know.
22:02Clients need to go back.
22:04First thing tomorrow.
22:06But Jenny doesn't get back until next week.
22:08Okay, the gerbil can stay, but
22:10the rest go back.
22:12Especially the lizard.
22:14Skink. Whatever.
22:18So, how's Newton going?
22:20Terribly.
22:22Why do you think I'm in summer school?
22:24Because you were too lazy to study during the year?
22:26Well, there's that.
22:28But I just don't get it.
22:30Force equals mass times acceleration.
22:32I mean, who is trying to force what mass to accelerate?
22:34Well, my buddy and I
22:36cooked up a little something to help you out.
22:38Marty?
22:40Presenting Newton's laws of motion.
22:42First law of motion is a piece of cake.
22:44Things don't move till they get a shake.
22:48An educational poem, please.
22:50Second law of motion is all about the force.
22:52If something hits hard, then the object takes that course.
22:58Third law of motion gives satisfaction.
23:00For every force made, there's an opposite reaction.
23:02Yeah!
23:06That was her idea.
23:08We thought we'd put a little fun into your summer learning.
23:10Oh, thank you. Now go.
23:12First law of motion is a piece of cake.
23:14Things don't move till they get a shake.
23:18What's taking so long?
23:22Here he comes!
23:24Did you pass?
23:26Uh, he still has to correct it.
23:28And something tells me Mr. Nod's not the fastest marker in the world.
23:32Did he pass?
23:34No, he didn't.
23:36Oh, I'm sorry.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:40Did he pass?
23:42Who are you?
23:44Derek's stepsister.
23:46And the kids?
23:48Oh, the Alpha Force.
23:50So did he pass or what?
23:52Well, you got a 51.
23:54Is a 51 good?
23:56Not really, no.
23:58But it's a pass!
24:00You and I are free to go.
24:02And remember, don't stay in school.
24:0651!
24:0851!
24:10Um, Derek, the kids and I were wondering
24:12if maybe you wanted to
24:14stay in the summer camp?
24:16One more week!
24:18One more week!
24:20One more week!
24:22One more week!
24:24I guess I could do something.
24:28What can I say? Kids dig me.
24:30Best summer ever!
24:32Yay!
24:34Casey and Derek will be back
24:36when Life with Derek returns
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25:50get your head in the game.
25:54I love motocross
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26:00It's a community commitment.
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26:34It feels great when I win.
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26:46My friends, you know, they're really supportive,
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27:36Everyone's waiting.
27:38Hello? Hello?
27:40For Disney Channel Super Saturday.
27:42One super night
27:44with three Super Disney Channel Originals.
27:46It all starts with a block
27:48of Hannah Montana,
27:50back-to-back episodes of The Sweet Life
27:52of Zack and Cody,
27:54Phineas and Ferb,
27:56and more Hannah Montana.
28:00Choose Super Saturday.
28:02Starts today at 7, 6 Central
28:04on Disney Channel.
28:06Welcome back to Life with Derek
28:08on Disney Channel.
28:12Hey, whatcha doing?
28:14Looking for our next multi-million dollar idea.
28:16Yeah. Good luck with that.
28:18Uh, Edwin,
28:20have you checked on Nosy?
28:22I'll get the peanut butter.
28:24No, Nosy's there. And so are four little other Nosys.
28:26Whoa!
28:28We could sell those baby gerbils for two bucks a pop.
28:30That's pure profit.
28:32No way. Uh-uh.
28:34Hey, hey, hey. Just hear me out, all right?
28:36We could call it Gerbils-R-Us.
28:38Or even better, Gerbopolis.
28:40Buzz off, Edwin. These babies belong to Nosy.
28:42All right, how about a lemonade stand?
28:44If I get a deal on sugar,
28:46we can keep our cost per glass down
28:48and quality control way up, then boom!
28:50That's sick profit.
28:52Yeah. Hey, you know,
28:54if you made snacks, it'd be really clean-up
28:56because people love a snack, but they're lemonading.
28:58I know I do.
29:06We only have five.
29:10Ha-ha-ha!
29:12Ha-ha-ha!
29:16Ha-ha-ha!
29:18Captain Venturi and the Alpha Force were, uh...
29:20Tours are closed.
29:22This is Jenny's gerbil, Mr. Tuck.
29:24It's so soft.
29:26Ha-ha-ha!
29:28Any suggestions?
29:30Release the Alpha Star Troopers
29:32of the Space Land.
29:34Whoa!
29:36♪ Living like a derrick
29:38♪ Living like a derrick
29:46♪ Living like a derrick