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00:00Hey, Jekyll, look at that clown!
00:27I say, Jekyll, if we can get in there, we can make a fortune selling our tamales.
00:32That's easy, chum. We'll walk in backwards and they'll think we're coming out.
00:40Goodbye, señor. We had a lovely time.
00:44Buenas dias.
00:49All right, get your ice-cold red-hot tamales. Ice-cold red-hot tamales.
00:54Only five pieces. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. One for the gentleman with the mustache.
01:00Coming right up, old boy. Coming right up.
01:10Here you are, chum.
01:13All right, who wants another? Here's your other.
01:29Yum!
01:30Yes, sir. Who wants another? Get tasty, here.
01:34Uh-oh.
01:40Quick, in here.
01:48¿Cómo está usted, señor? Muy almuerzo, dÃgame.
02:07I'll beat you now.
02:10Now, just a minute, chum. Can't we talk this over?
02:15Ladies and gentlemen, El Toro has been challenged.
02:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
02:58¿Cómo está usted, señor?
03:27¿Cómo está usted, señor?
03:57I say, you wouldn't hit a man with glasses on.
04:03I believe he would.
04:29I suppose you realize this means war.
04:59I suppose you realize this means war.
05:19I suppose you realize this means war.
05:39I suppose you realize this means war.
05:59I suppose you realize this means war.
06:09I suppose you realize this means war.
06:19As childhood sweetheart, Pygmy Ward awaits lucky finder of pimples.
06:28Pygmy Ward, eh?
06:44Oh, no you don't, old featherhead.
06:46No, you don't.
06:52But I say, old clawfoot, I don't like this idea at all.
06:58I'm leaving.
07:11Boyfriend, you look just like the long lost boyfriend.
07:15Come on!
07:44Temple!
08:11Oh, hello, temples.
08:38How about a kiss?
08:56I'm through.
08:57I've had enough.
08:58This is no job for me.
09:00But the reward, chum.
09:01The reward.
09:03Oh, temples, where are you?
09:10Oh, temples.
09:17Oh, there you are.
09:47What a kisser.
09:52Oh, temples, here I am.
10:09There she goes.
10:35Hey, temples, take it easy.
10:39Well, you got your long lost boyfriend, Horace, and I'm taking the reward.
10:45Hey, are you sure this is temples?
10:50Why, certainly.
10:51That's the genuine article.
10:53The one and only, Horace!
11:05Horace!
11:08Horace!
11:11Horace!
11:24Oh, this is the story of Danger's Dan.
11:28Had a record of killings like no other man.
11:32A fast shooting outlaw with a heart just like lead.
11:36Who could chew up a bullet and spit a man dead.
11:40Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-
12:10One day toward the town he came ridin' real fast, a-lookin' for some harmless cowboy to blast.
12:22And so mid his downfall, as all bad men should, by two tenderfoot barbers who trimmed him for good.
12:29Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-diddle-ee-aye-die-dee, them that lives by a gun will go the same way.
12:45Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
12:48And who's next?
12:51Next?
12:52Well, well, if it isn't Dangerous Dan.
13:11I want service.
13:16My, you do look nice with your hair parted.
13:22Say, he looks tough.
13:34Make me pretty.
13:37Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
13:40Comin' right up, sir.
13:42At your service, sir.
13:43Huh?
13:51You are making me very mad!
13:59Oh, Dangerous Daniel, t'was your vanity that brought you to town for a barber to see.
14:06You asked for a treatment, a treatment you'll get.
14:10T'will be one I'm sure that you won't soon forget.
14:13Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-diddle-ee-aye-die-dee, them that lives by a gun will go the same way.
15:06Uh-uh. Tempo, tempo.
15:36Hello?
16:06Toodle-do, old thing.
16:25And so ends the story of Dangerous Dan. No longer is he the same desperate man.
16:41And if you should visit the barber someday, you'll find poor old Daniel a-workin' away.
16:48Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-diddle-ee-aye-die-dee, them that lives by a gun will go the same way.
17:18Hey, it's a beautiful day for fishing, isn't it?
17:40Yeah, it's delightful, it's delightful.
17:44You know, I was fishing on the Great Lakes one time, and I caught a fish this big.
17:50Hey, you get out of here. Go on, beat it.
18:13Uh, give me that fish.
18:35What fish?
18:36Uh, this fish.
18:42He's in bad shape. What he needs is an ocean voyage.
18:53Yeah, let's give him an ocean voyage.
19:10There, you fellas, you'll pay for this. I'll have the law on you, that's what I'll do.
19:14You won't get away with this, you will. I'll get the children out of here, too.
19:22Hey, these will make a wonderful fish dinner.
19:25There, pan-fried with plenty of melted butter, dipped in packet crumbs, and sprinkled with parsley.
19:54Take that, and that, and that.
20:14Thanks, Chubb. He never even touched me.
20:20Yipe!
20:21Oh, Tilly!
20:31Wait, Chubb, he's got a bite.
20:36Hold on to him, hold on to him. It's a whopper. That's the stuff.
20:39Fly him, fly him. He's got a hog. He's mine. He's all mine. Don't let him get away. Just fly him.
20:55Airplane!
21:15It's a whale!
21:44Gosh, it's dark. Where's Airborne?
22:04Thanks, old boy. You did a swell job.
22:28Ted won't get away with this. I'll show him.
22:32I never saw such a dumb dog.
22:34That's right. He wasn't very smart, was he?
22:48Anyway, I got my fish back.
23:16I say, old bean, I'll see you in my studio.
23:20That's where we belong, Chubb. We're a couple of hands apart.
23:28So, trying to sneak in, eh? Well, get out and stay out!
23:54Thank you, sir.
24:17Hey, you!
24:47All right, pull him up!
25:15You put him to hell!
25:29What's off? What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
25:36Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love.
25:48Oh, I'm just a guard.
25:52What's her name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
26:08Quack!
26:38Quack!
27:09Quack!
27:15I say, old boy, I believe we're caught.
27:18You can't throw us out. We've got talent.
27:21Why, look!
27:26Start the music!
27:28We're putting on an act, and who strolls across the planetarium but...
27:32Well, that boy'll certainly go a long way.
27:35And the farther he goes, the better I like it.
27:37They say he's got talent. I've got a down feel about this.
27:42All right, smart guy, you're not pushing me around anymore, see?
27:46I don't have to take it from you or anyone else, see?
27:48You're through. Finished. Watched out for that.
28:01That's it. Get more personality into it. Keep going.
28:05You're doing fine. More action. More action.
28:17Cut!
28:29Pardon me.
28:44To do, old thing, we enjoyed our visit. You must come and see us sometime.
28:50Ha ha ha! With pleasure! With pleasure!
29:16Come to our diner. Try out to be pleasure.
29:19We guarantee that when you leave, you'll be a whole lot better.
29:23Our meatballs are fancy. Best you ever taste it.
29:27Everything goes in our stew. Nothing's ever wasted.
29:47One order of spaghetti.
29:52Spaghetti, come on!
30:20One bowl of beans, Mexican style.
30:23One Mexican beans.
30:53This place looks like easy pickings. Wait here.
31:11A bowl of soup with crackling pops. White spider ice.
31:17You like these, chump? Get loaded with vitality.
32:10Enemy on the attack! Prepare to hell with me!
32:39Open fire for a real attack!
33:03Enemy on the right flank!
33:06Aim at flying saucers!
33:18Two squadrons of targets!
33:23Bombs away!
33:30Target on sight! Fire at will!
33:45Ah! Ah! Ah!
33:58Come to our diner. Try out to be pleasure.
34:02We guarantee that when you leave, you'll be a whole lot better.
34:06Come to our diner. You'll find it very classy.
34:10Cause we know how to handle any customer assassin.
34:58Listen, little chump. You're too young to fool around cats.
35:09I'm only three and a half years old.
35:12That's just what I was saying. Say, we gotta wise this kid up.
35:17He's gonna get in trouble. Uh, say, kid, uh, he's gone.
35:23Ooh! Look what's happened!
35:44Ah! Ah! Ah!
35:55I'm only three and a half years old.
35:58Well, you'll never reach four if you don't learn how to fly.
36:02There's only one way to fly, and that's to fly.
36:31Okay, you got it. Guess which hand.
36:51Right!
37:01I'm only three and a half years old.
37:04Really? Well, stick to your nest.
37:20Whistle.
37:36Stop!
37:38You don't want to eat him. Look at him.
37:53If you're hungry, just open your mouth and close your eyes,
37:56and I'll give you something to make you wise.
37:59Stick around. This is gonna be a hot one.
38:12Give him air! Give him air!
38:14Get that dike! Get that dike!
38:17Give him air! Give him air!
38:20Get that dike! Get that dike!
38:22Whistle.
38:27Now stay here and you'll be safe.
38:30I'm only three and a half years old.
38:54Whistle.
39:25Whistle.
39:28Stay back here! Stay back!
39:29He'll kill you! He'll kill you!
39:30Oh!
39:55Look what's only three and a half years old!
40:19That does it, young. She's all finished.
40:22Breathtaking. Simply breathtaking.
40:26What majestic beauty.
40:30A floating jewel, old sea dog.
40:34And here comes our first customer.
40:37Ahoy there, chum.
40:39My word, you look terrible.
40:41Duh.
40:42Just listen to that.
40:43Duh.
40:44And those eyes. They're crying for a rest.
40:47Duh rest?
40:49What you need, friend, is an ocean voyage.
40:51Something to give you a lift.
40:53Uh, something to give you a lift.
40:55Tank horse away!
40:58Man overhead!
41:00Above all, chum, don't get panicky.
41:04Heave ho!
41:06Your stateroom is ready.
41:08Watch your step.
41:12Full steam ahead!
41:16Ah, resting comfortably.
41:19Just look at that view.
41:21Duh hey!
41:24Well, back to the crow's nest.
41:37Whoa!
41:39Now on me outta here! I wanna see the captain!
41:42He wants to see the captain.
41:45Now here's a good likeness.
41:47Notice the fine character, the devotion to duty.
41:50And because you are his first passenger on the maiden voyage,
41:54he wants you to have his picture.
41:56Uh, thanks. That was real thoughtful of him.
42:02Uh, hey!
42:04Stop!
42:06Flying fishes!
42:14Keep at it, old flap-lip! You're landing next!
42:20Mm! Mm!
42:32Phew! That wheel's too tight.
42:34A squirter Earl should do the trick.
42:39Well, well, just in time for dinner.
42:46You'll have to take potluck.
42:48Heard it? You have a bite!
43:03Don't let him get away!
43:05Hold on, chum! It's a whopper!
43:07Keep playing him! Show him who's boss!
43:09What a fight! What a fight!
43:11Stay with it, pal!
43:27I say there, our friend seems to be a bit upset.
43:30How true!
43:36Hold it! Time for recreation.
43:41You're sorry.
43:45Hey, you're swinging at the wrong boy!
43:57Time to relax!
44:02By Jove, a new record!
44:09The winner!
44:25Yoo-hoo!
44:40I say, the things we do for our passengers.
44:43We give them real service.
44:45Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
44:47If we must go, let's go like true sailors.
44:50Over the side and into a watery grave.
44:54We've displeased our passenger and must pay the price.
44:57Farewell, old shipmate.
44:59Goodbye, old pal.
45:01Goodbye, old ship.
45:03Do look after her, friend. She's all yours.
45:06Say, uh...
45:08Goodbye.
45:11Hold on, fellas. Hold on. I'll save you.
45:16Hello there. Nice day for a dip.
45:33I say, we'll just have to wait for someone to pick us up.
45:38Sorry, fellas. No room for any more passengers.
45:57All right, folks. Step right up and get your tickets.
46:00Only a few choice spots left.
46:02Get your tickets for the big show.
46:04Peanuts, popcorn, hot dogs.
46:06Tickets. Get your tickets.
46:08This way, please.
46:32Peanuts, popcorn, chewing gum.
46:34Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs.
46:36Only a dime, ten cents.
46:38Get them while they're hot, folks. Get them while they're hot.
46:42No say, you can't enjoy the fun without a hot dog.
46:45All right, who's next? Who wants another one?
47:33Yoo-hoo! Good to see you, old bean.
47:46Fine boy eyes.
47:56Ah! Pardon me.
48:17Stop!
48:47Well, old boy, I guess this is the end.
48:58That's right, chump.
49:00Goodbye.
49:01Goodbye.
49:03Ah!
49:14Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
49:43Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
50:10Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
50:21Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
50:42I say, that needs a little more pep.
51:11Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
51:21Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
51:31Kitchie-kitchie-goo!
51:41I say, whatever happened to the watchman?
51:45Just call me Shorty.
52:01Oh, this is the story of Danger's Dan.
52:05Had a record of killings like no other man.
52:09A fast shooting outlaw with a heart just like lead.
52:13But chew up a bullet and spit a man dead.
52:16Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-dee-dee-yi-yi-dee.
52:20And a clip-fire gunner who could go the same way.
52:25Now his fame in the West traveled far, traveled wide.
52:29And every tough hombre was after his hide.
52:33But Dangerous Daniel took care of them all.
52:37He fanned from the hip and the critters would fall.
52:40Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-dee-dee-yi-yi-dee.
52:44And a clip-fire gunner who could go the same way.
52:50One day toward the town he came ridin' real fast.
52:54A-lookin' for some harmless cowboy to blast.
52:58And so made his downfall as all bad men should.
53:01By two tenderfoot barbers who trimmed him for good.
53:05Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-dee-dee-yi-yi-dee.
53:09And a clip-fire gunner who could go the same way.
53:21Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
53:24And who's next?
53:27Next?
53:34Well, well, if it isn't Dangerous Dan.
53:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
53:47I want service.
53:52My, you do look nice with your hair parted.
53:58Say, he looks tough.
54:09Make me pretty.
54:12Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
54:15Comin' right up, sir.
54:17At your service, sir.
54:25You are making me very mad.
54:30Oh, Dangerous Daniel, t'was your vanity
54:34That brought you to town for a barber to see.
54:38You asked for a treatment, a treatment you'll get.
54:42T'will be one I'm sure that you won't soon forget.
54:46Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-dee-dee-yi-yi-dee.
54:50And a clip-fire gunner who will go the same way.
54:59Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:03Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:07Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:11Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:15Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:19Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:23Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
55:57Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:01Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:05Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:09Uh-uh, tempo, tempo.
56:13Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:17Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:21Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:25Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:29Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:33Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:37Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:41Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:45Yippee-dee, yippee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
56:59Do do do, old swing.
57:01And so ends the story of Dangerous Dan.
57:13No longer is he the same desperate man.
57:17And if you should visit the barber someday, you'll find poor old Daniel a-workin' away.
57:23Yippee-dee, yippee-do, yippee-diddley-i-dee-day.
57:24And an ad-libs by a gun will go the same way.