The Three Badasses Who Want Me Full Movie
The Three Badasses Who Want Me Full Movie
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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives in Atlanta today.
00:00:06What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:11Angela, my next-door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:15If your mother-in-law sees, she's gonna throw a big fit again.
00:00:20Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:23What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:00:28And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:32Alright, everybody get out!
00:00:35We got an important guest coming!
00:00:39You!
00:00:44You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:00:47I paid the stall fee already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:00:54You wanna say that again?
00:00:58You know who's visiting today?
00:01:00Ellen freakin' Musk! One of the richest people in the world!
00:01:03Ellen Musk?
00:01:05Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:07Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:11Really? Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?
00:01:17You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:22Coming to see you?
00:01:25Alright, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:28If she does this so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:34Deal.
00:01:43Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:47Or else, you're fired.
00:01:52Hmm.
00:02:08Prepare the limo. Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:13Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:16Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:19Five.
00:02:20Four.
00:02:23Three.
00:02:25Two.
00:02:27One.
00:02:31Ellen! Uh, I mean, Ms. Musk!
00:02:34Uh, Ellen! Uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I...
00:02:38Uh, Ellen! Uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I...
00:02:42Uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:45How's my boss bitch?
00:02:47Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:49So how do you, like...
00:02:52She's my boss.
00:02:54Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:02:58No way.
00:03:02Well?
00:03:05No. No!
00:03:07No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss! No, I won't do it again!
00:03:13All right, that's enough. We're not tyrants here.
00:03:22Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:30You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:34My runaway bride.
00:03:37You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:41Who are you?
00:03:45Where is she?
00:03:47Atlanta. And you were right. It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:51My clever bride.
00:03:53I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:03:59Max, prep the jet.
00:04:02We're going to Atlanta.
00:04:07Dr. Wilson, Benning Sterling's on the move. He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:11Atlanta? The game is afoot. I'm going.
00:04:14Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:17He can wait. I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:23Dr. Wilson!
00:04:26General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:29Benning Sterling and Dr. Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:32Atlanta!
00:04:34Where is that?
00:04:36Whatever! Prepare my warplane!
00:04:38Don't you worry about my fiancée. This is war.
00:04:56I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project, like you asked me to.
00:05:02Thank you so much, Ellen. This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:07That project is worth billions. He can finally take his company public.
00:05:11But, Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever reminding him.
00:05:21I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:27Without your backing? No offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:32Well, three years ago...
00:05:51You saved me.
00:05:56He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:00I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:06But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing, and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:13So that's why you have me secretly helping your husband?
00:06:17So that's why you have me secretly helping him?
00:06:21I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:26But why work at the flea market? Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:32Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:37Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:41You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:47Where the hell are you? Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:52Get home, stat. It's a big day today.
00:06:56That was...
00:06:58My mother-in-law, Carol. She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:04But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:09You know, she even remembered our third-year anniversary.
00:07:18Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:22Hi, I'm home. I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:26Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:32Divorce papers?
00:07:35Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:38God, don't call me Mom again. We're ending that relationship.
00:07:43Just look at you. Dirt all over. You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:48You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:52I'm below his league?
00:07:54That's right. You are.
00:07:57Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk.
00:08:03And then his company's going public.
00:08:06That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:09But you? You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:15Jared's like the king in the clouds. And you...
00:08:18You will always just be a pawn. Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:27Dirt on your shoes? But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:33You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:37How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:43Resorting to lies. Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:46And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:54You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:08:59Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee. Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:04Enough!
00:09:06Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:10But I am.
00:09:12Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:15Here's 500K. You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:20Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave. Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:27I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:32Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:35Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:38Fine. Here's another 200K.
00:09:42500K is too much for her already. She's done nothing.
00:09:46Hasn't even contributed a grandchild. She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:52Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:09:56I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:01You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:05And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:10:09A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO? What a joke.
00:10:14If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:20And leave!
00:10:24You really think that Jared would have gotten that Maple Plaza bid without me?
00:10:28Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:31I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:34Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:41It's all my work!
00:10:45Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:53You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:10:58So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:02She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:06Fine. I'll sign it.
00:11:10But don't regret it.
00:11:13Regret? Do you know who I am?
00:11:17Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:21I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:25Jared winning the bid on Maple Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:30Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:34It's part of the power I have as an elite.
00:11:38You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:42Social stratum matters.
00:11:44Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:48And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:51And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:11:56Ha! You're delusional.
00:11:59Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:05You owe me.
00:12:07You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:16You hit me.
00:12:19Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:38I don't need your pity money.
00:12:42We're finished.
00:12:44You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:47Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:50But I would like my ring back.
00:13:02Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:13And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:18Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:23It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:27Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:30Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:32You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:38Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:44Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big-shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:51Bigger big-shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:54Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:13:59Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:14Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:19Vanderbilt?
00:14:20Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically our employee.
00:14:24Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:27You're still going to the summit tomorrow? You and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:31That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:44Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:14:50Who is he?
00:14:52That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:14:55He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list and early investor of crypto,
00:14:59CEO of Starlink, and the world's largest cryptocurrency company.
00:15:03I've heard so much about you.
00:15:05I've heard so much about you.
00:15:07I've heard so much about you.
00:15:09He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list and early investor of crypto,
00:15:12CEO of Starlink Enterprises. Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:17And he's your fiancé.
00:15:20What? My fiancé?
00:15:23The one and only.
00:15:26So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:31have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:15:40That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:45What is she doing here?
00:15:50You skank.
00:15:53My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:15:57Divorced?
00:16:00That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be, Mr.
00:16:06Starlink. Devin Starlink.
00:16:10So, she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:13Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:16She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:21How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:24Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:27Do you know who I am?
00:16:30They don't know who you are.
00:16:33They don't know who you are.
00:16:36You hide it well.
00:16:39X-Team, teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:49Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:54You forgot to bring the security team.
00:16:58Hmm.
00:17:01Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:04Go ahead.
00:17:07Chelsea's Ill-Mannered Ex out.
00:17:10Oh, you bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:20A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:24No.
00:17:31Uh, guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:35You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:40Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:43Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:45Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution. What an honor.
00:17:49I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:52It's worth billions of dollars. Congrats. You'll be next.
00:17:56Thank you. But we haven't received the contract yet. We deserve it.
00:18:00Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:03Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:06So I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:10Thank you, Mr. Manville.
00:18:12Now we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:16Yes. I heard they are a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:21Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:24Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:33I'll do my best.
00:18:39Excuse me.
00:18:40A second, gentlemen.
00:18:42What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:47How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:50Me? A hobo?
00:18:52How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:55Sleep your way in.
00:18:56I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:18:59Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:02Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:07This is your ex-husband?
00:19:11What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:13Who the hell is this? You were cheating on me?
00:19:20Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:23That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:29They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:41I'm sorry.
00:19:42I'm sorry.
00:19:43I'm sorry.
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:19:45I'm sorry.
00:19:46I'm sorry.
00:19:47I'm sorry.
00:19:48I'm sorry.
00:19:51You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:56Get your hands off of her!
00:20:02My lady.
00:20:18My lady.
00:20:29It's...
00:20:31It's him!
00:20:33He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:36Who are these peasants?
00:20:38These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:43Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:45You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:49Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:51That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:53You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:56His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:00This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:03Vanderbilt.
00:21:05The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:10who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:14That?
00:21:15Only Vanderbilt family?
00:21:23Oh, goddammit.
00:21:25Stomachache now?
00:21:30Whatever.
00:21:31Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:45How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:48I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:53I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:58And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:02Not with me around.
00:22:04I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:08You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:14You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:17We've had enough of your games.
00:22:19Security! Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:23Looks like the old guard's teaming up against you.
00:22:26But don't worry. You got new money here.
00:22:31I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:33Yes, my queen.
00:22:35You're all despicable.
00:22:38An insult to your family names.
00:22:42Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:46Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:49Cut off all business ties.
00:22:51And if you don't, I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:22:59I knew it. You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:02You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:04How much money did you spend on that getup to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:08You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:12You have nothing, and you will always be nothing.
00:23:16She's a gold digger.
00:23:19Gold digger?
00:23:21Gigolo.
00:23:22Want to try me for a night?
00:23:24Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:27Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:30They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:33Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:35She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:38Oh, I'm going to kill that sushi chef!
00:23:41Security!
00:23:47Security!
00:23:49You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:52And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:55You!
00:23:57Insolent fools.
00:23:59Let me guess. You're that special guest?
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:05Throw them out!
00:24:07And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:15Back down, Max.
00:24:20I got this.
00:24:33Whoa!
00:24:35Whoa!
00:24:47What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:50I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:52No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:55Oh my God, we're so screwed!
00:25:04Angela!
00:25:06Don't hurt her!
00:25:08You bitch. I've always been sick of you.
00:25:10You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:12How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:14Boss?
00:25:16Did she say her boss?
00:25:18Miss Musk? That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:20That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:23My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:26Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:29Past the American Revolution?
00:25:31Past the American Revolution?
00:25:33Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:35If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:38That's Lady Lockhart to you. She's royalty.
00:25:41And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:45What are you going to do?
00:25:47Kneel before me.
00:25:49Your Majesty, welcome to the United States.
00:25:54We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:25:57Yes, Your Highness.
00:25:59Is it a queen or prince?
00:26:01It doesn't matter.
00:26:03My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:06We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:09What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:11Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:23What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:27I don't know.
00:26:43She's a badass herself.
00:26:45He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:47You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:51Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:54No, no, don't believe their lies. I worked hard for everything.
00:26:57You worked for everything?
00:27:04Hi, honey.
00:27:06So, our 30th anniversary is coming up
00:27:09and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:12I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:14I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project
00:27:17and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:25You were nothing before me.
00:27:28All your achievements, all your glory,
00:27:31that's all mine.
00:27:33Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:36I can take all of that away.
00:27:39Just like that.
00:27:41No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:43That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:47Oh, and this antique wedding ring.
00:27:52Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:54It was Queen Victoria's
00:27:56and it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:04Oh, no.
00:28:06I gave you back the ring?
00:28:08I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:11No! No, please, no!
00:28:14No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:16I still love you!
00:28:19Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:23No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower!
00:28:32God, these two again.
00:28:34Did he say... is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:37President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:39After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:41each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:44the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:46Glad you buffoons know your history.
00:28:48Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:51Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:58And that there is...
00:29:00that is the legendary boy genius Dr. Wilson.
00:29:03He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:05Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:08Oh, no, that's based on real figures.
00:29:10Yep, that's me.
00:29:12Son of James House.
00:29:14Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:29:16I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:20So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands
00:29:24for the last 15 months.
00:29:26And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:33Hey, Ellen.
00:29:35Who are these weirdos, and why are they here?
00:29:38Uh, they're all your fiancées.
00:29:41What?
00:29:43Fiancées.
00:29:45Plural?
00:29:47Fiancées.
00:29:48Plural?
00:29:50Watch it, Lurks. I'm her fiancé.
00:29:53No, I'm her fiancé.
00:29:54You can both shut up. I'm her fiancé.
00:29:57It's you.
00:29:58It's me.
00:29:59Who the hell is he?
00:30:00I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:03How are all three of these men my fiancé?
00:30:08Your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:10but I didn't tell you because he decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:14She has three badass fiancées and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:21Whatever.
00:30:22Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:27Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:32At your service.
00:30:34Me too.
00:30:40One down, two more to go.
00:30:42She's become queen!
00:30:43Bishop to G4.
00:30:48Ow! Ow! Ow! What is that?
00:30:52The most German festin' water in the Nile River.
00:30:58Rook to A8.
00:31:04Hello?
00:31:08I thought I was king.
00:31:09No, you wish.
00:31:10The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:12So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:14Oh, fine.
00:31:19Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:26I...
00:31:28I've been bankrupt!
00:31:30No!
00:31:31Rook to A8.
00:31:34Bankrupt to four.
00:31:38I've been bankrupt!
00:31:40No!
00:31:41I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:46Well, guess what?
00:31:47Game over.
00:31:48Alright, boys.
00:31:49Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:52Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:54I'm right with you.
00:31:57Wait for me.
00:31:58Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:04Angela!
00:32:08You already have three fiancées?
00:32:11You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:13I want compensation.
00:32:18You greedy SOB.
00:32:20Who the fuck is that?
00:32:21My ex-husband.
00:32:23Wait, you were married?
00:32:25Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:30More for me?
00:32:31No, no, of course not.
00:32:32Just...
00:32:33Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:35Don't steal my joke.
00:32:37I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:39All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:42What?
00:32:43Is there something on my face?
00:32:44Uh, yeah.
00:32:45Murderous intent.
00:32:47Let's remarry.
00:32:49Let's remarry.
00:32:51You still don't realize.
00:32:54I only fell in love with you because you were my ex-husband.
00:32:58I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:28Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:30We need to wreck right away.
00:33:32Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:36Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:40She should be okay now.
00:33:45Hey, you!
00:33:46Watch over here.
00:33:47I'll be right back.
00:33:50You saved me.
00:33:55Fuck.
00:33:56I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:00Fuck.
00:34:01I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:03You've cheated on me.
00:34:05You've hit me.
00:34:06And you've insulted me.
00:34:08And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:12I fucking hate you.
00:34:14What now?
00:34:16Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person.
00:34:20But if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:24How about us three?
00:34:25Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:29Yeah, no.
00:34:30You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:32But...
00:34:33Just...
00:34:34I'm sorry.
00:34:35I'm sorry.
00:34:36I'm sorry.
00:34:37I'm sorry.
00:34:38I'm sorry.
00:34:39I'm sorry.
00:34:40I'm sorry.
00:34:41I'm sorry.
00:34:42I'm sorry.
00:34:44This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:46We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:34:48No.
00:34:49No.
00:34:50We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockhearts.
00:34:55I'll fail you.
00:34:57I'll get you for this.
00:35:05I never should have listened to you.
00:35:06I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:14I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:22So, what's the situation here?
00:35:24I don't want to marry you.
00:35:34I don't want to marry you.
00:35:38Listen.
00:35:39I only met you guys a few hours ago.
00:35:42And I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:45But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:51Much longer.
00:35:55Angela?
00:35:56Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:04My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:06Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:08The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:11Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:13I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:21Can't call his name.
00:36:23Anyway, congratulations.
00:36:25I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:31You must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:33Otherwise...
00:36:34Let me do it.
00:36:36You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:39Otherwise...
00:36:41We'll kill ourselves.
00:36:43Mom!
00:36:44Alright honey, that's it.
00:36:47Bye!
00:36:48Bye!
00:36:52So, who are you going to choose?
00:36:56Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:01Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:05All three of you.
00:37:07That seems greedy.
00:37:14But, I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:19Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:23I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:28Whoa, okay.
00:37:29No murder please, I was just kidding.
00:37:33You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:36Ooh, it's like the Bachelorette.
00:37:39I know, we'll start with challenge one.
00:37:44Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:37:48Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:52What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:55You'll see.
00:38:03Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!
00:38:07All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:10And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:16What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single lady,
00:38:21but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:24Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:27It's up to the final two.
00:38:54Oof, oof!
00:38:59It's crunchy.
00:39:01That is sick, Cole.
00:39:03Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:09There are two more left, wanna try one?
00:39:11God, no, no!
00:39:15Oh my god, save!
00:39:16What, save you? You're gonna save me!
00:39:19Ahhhh!
00:39:21I'm a germaphobe doctor.
00:39:23These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:25They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:42Thank god you're here.
00:39:45Are you alright, honey?
00:39:48Angela!
00:39:52Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for the night.
00:39:57Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:00I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:08Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:12At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:14I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:18The cockroaches!
00:40:19The cockroaches!
00:40:20They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:22There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:25I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:32I need a drink.
00:40:41Whoa, easy, you're on an empty stomach.
00:40:44Oh, why do you care?
00:40:47Are you trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela?
00:40:52You guys were right.
00:40:54I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:57You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:03He never even loved me.
00:41:05And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:09Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:17You may not be number one on the Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:23What?
00:41:27You're number one here.
00:41:29You're number one here.
00:41:36You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:40Lies.
00:41:43You all just want something from me.
00:41:50Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:55But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:01I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:03I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:10I just need you.
00:42:14I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise.
00:42:25Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:30Angela, you're drunk.
00:42:34I'm an adult. Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:43But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:47Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:42:50This is what you want.
00:43:20Nine inch penis.
00:43:22Morning to you too.
00:43:25You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:43:28A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her.
00:43:34Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:37But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:40Because then they would...
00:43:42Sit down.
00:43:43Glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:45But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:48Because then they would...
00:43:50Sit down. You're being unfair.
00:43:52Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:55I won the first challenge.
00:43:57And according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:44:02Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:08You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:11Stop.
00:44:14Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:18I won't tell.
00:44:21But only on one condition.
00:44:24I won't tell.
00:44:27But only on one condition.
00:44:29You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:33Fine.
00:44:35I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:39You never noticed me.
00:44:44You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:50It's only 7am. She's still sleeping.
00:44:53I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:55Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:00Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:02Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:04Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:06Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:08What's up, guys?
00:45:10We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:12No cockroaches this time.
00:45:14Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:18This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:20I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:22The second challenge is...
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26A date.
00:45:28Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:29A date?
00:45:31That's it. What's the catch?
00:45:34No catch. Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:37As simple as that.
00:45:39I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:41Okay, who's up first? Then...
00:45:43Me. Save the best for last.
00:45:45Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:47Then it's decided.
00:45:52Please don't take my BMW away!
00:45:55Too bad. You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:45:58I have nothing left!
00:46:08It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:13It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:23You know, Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:24You know, Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:26At ease, Lieutenant!
00:46:28This is my lieutenant. He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:31Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:33He's so serious. But hang on.
00:46:36Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:39Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:44Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:47Yes. Murder weapons.
00:46:55You like my guns, babe?
00:46:57Pretty rock hard.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:01Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:03Lieutenant!
00:47:05Come close!
00:47:07Wait! You're just going to hit him like that? He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:11Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:13Lieutenant!
00:47:15Lieutenant!
00:47:17Lieutenant!
00:47:19Lieutenant!
00:47:21Lieutenant!
00:47:22You're just going to hit him like that? He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason? You guys are way too serious.
00:47:29Look, you rock hard bitch! I caught you!
00:47:31If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:34Lieutenant! Pistol attack!
00:47:48You dare try to hurt my wife?!
00:47:52I will make you pay!
00:47:55You don't need to keep beating him up. We could just take him to the cops.
00:47:59Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:07Zoe's a bit violent. Some might call it being protective.
00:48:11Poor anger issues. What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:17Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:19Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:21I don't know if I am.
00:48:24Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:29Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:35Hey.
00:48:37Hey.
00:48:39Cool ride.
00:48:41A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:43Impressive.
00:48:44Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:47Refreshing.
00:48:49I got cool mint, too.
00:48:51Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:54What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:48:57Fruit flavored gum. I can't stand those.
00:49:00So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:49:03Let me show you.
00:49:04Dr. Wilson!
00:49:06Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:09Right this way.
00:49:11VIP of VIPs?
00:49:13Ah, just some other guy I saved. I forget who.
00:49:16You saved a lot of people.
00:49:18I do what I can.
00:49:20Oh, my gosh.
00:49:22It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:26Oh, my gosh.
00:49:28Oh, my gosh.
00:49:30Oh, my gosh.
00:49:32Oh, my gosh.
00:49:34Sandra Miller.
00:49:36What are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:40Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:42and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:47How low of you.
00:49:49What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:51Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:54I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
00:49:57you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:00The auction begins.
00:50:02I'll deal with you later.
00:50:05Here, I'll just do what I'm saying.
00:50:11Cameron.
00:50:13I have a task for you.
00:50:16Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:20Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:22Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:50:25For five million dollars.
00:50:28Excuse me.
00:50:30I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:32It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:35I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:38It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:40What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:48That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:51Please. I'm an expert in not to fake.
00:50:54She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:57You work at a flea market?
00:50:59Not this again.
00:51:00Cut the bullshit. That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:03Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it? For free.
00:51:07Ew! I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:11Well, that's too bad then.
00:51:13Because you are the fraud.
00:51:16What are you talking about?
00:51:18And who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:20Throw them out!
00:51:22Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
00:51:25but we're professionals.
00:51:27Oh yeah?
00:51:28And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:31Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:34You two are just upset because you're too poor
00:51:37to afford our luxury items.
00:51:39Oh, is that so?
00:51:41We're a so-called expert
00:51:43failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then.
00:51:45Dear Lord.
00:51:47This is real.
00:51:49It's authentic.
00:51:51It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:53Cameron, what have you found?
00:51:56Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:51:59It's a replica.
00:52:02They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:05So,
00:52:07you are the fraud.
00:52:09So you just went to the flea market
00:52:11so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:13And Cameron,
00:52:15how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:17One fifty.
00:52:19Wow.
00:52:20Wow.
00:52:22Not even five dollars.
00:52:24Sandra.
00:52:26You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:28Arrest her!
00:52:30No!
00:52:32Please!
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:36Uh, investigating lead poisoning
00:52:38from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan.
00:52:40Bye.
00:52:42Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:51I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:54Me too.
00:52:56May I have a kiss?
00:53:12Something wrong?
00:53:14Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:21Yep.
00:53:23You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:34You
00:53:36owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:39I don't have any money.
00:53:41How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:44I guess you'll only pay up
00:53:46if I break your other leg.
00:53:48Stop!
00:53:53Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:56Mr. Buffett.
00:54:01This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:04That's right.
00:54:06Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:08I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:11I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:14No, no, sir.
00:54:16Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:18It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:21Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:24And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart
00:54:28to put in a good word for us?
00:54:30Angela still loves me.
00:54:32She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:34She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:36Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:38We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:40I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:54:43and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:45It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:48Sure.
00:54:50I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:52I just need...
00:54:54Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:56Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:54:59I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:08I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper,
00:55:10just like you asked me to.
00:55:11Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:15Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:18I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:20That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:22It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:25And if he can't, then what?
00:55:27He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:29So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:32I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:34I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart,
00:55:37he's nothing.
00:55:42I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:45We should celebrate.
00:55:47You did?
00:55:49You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:51That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:54And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:55:57Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:02What?
00:56:04You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:07Oh, no, no, no, he's not.
00:56:08Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:10You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:13It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:15I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:17I'm telling my dad.
00:56:19Fine, go right ahead.
00:56:21He has enough problems himself.
00:56:23If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:26But if not, you can scram.
00:56:28Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:31Teach him a lesson.
00:56:33Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:35Jared is being mean to you.
00:56:36Be a good girl, okay?
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:46So do as he says.
00:56:48Dad!
00:56:55I'm sorry.
00:56:57I'll be your side piece.
00:56:59Very good.
00:57:01I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:03Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:06I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:11But that tongue action, though.
00:57:13Tongue is important.
00:57:15In more than just one spot.
00:57:17We are in public.
00:57:19Stomachache.
00:57:21Again?
00:57:23I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:25Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:29Devin's late.
00:57:31Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her.
00:57:40And she's alone with no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore.
00:57:46You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:51Let me tell you.
00:57:53I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:57:58Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:58:00But you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:02Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:05What?
00:58:07Why do I have to leave?
00:58:09She's the one starting shit.
00:58:11Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:13You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:15And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:58:18He still got the contract?
00:58:20Hmm.
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:24Even if he does sign it,
00:58:25he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:28Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:30Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:39You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:44My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:47$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:50$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:52$3,000 to drag her away.
00:58:55$5,000 to beat her away.
00:59:00Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey!
00:59:03Ow! Hey!
00:59:06You okay?
00:59:08Are you hurt?
00:59:12Weakling.
00:59:14You! You!
00:59:16Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:19And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:22What a whore.
00:59:24Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:27What if she has an STD?
00:59:29Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:33Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:36Hang on.
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:40I'll scream!
00:59:42I don't hit women.
00:59:44But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:46But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:49Oh God. He is a murderer.
00:59:52What if he murders me?
00:59:54Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:00We're not afraid of you.
01:00:02That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:00:04You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:09I was just messing with him.
01:00:11Was he though?
01:00:13We're not afraid of you.
01:00:15Jared! You have to avenge us.
01:00:16Look at this slut.
01:00:18She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:20She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:00:22Oh, Mr. Cooper. It's you.
01:00:24I apologize for this scene.
01:00:26I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:30Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:32Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:34The potty crashes.
01:00:38You have any idea who that is?
01:00:40That's my wife.
01:00:42We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:44That's right. Know your place.
01:00:46Shut up.
01:00:48She's cheating on you.
01:00:50Know your place.
01:00:52You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:00:55Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:57This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:00:59You slap her for this whore?
01:01:01Mom!
01:01:03They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:05Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:09She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:11I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:15What?
01:01:17You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:26I'm sorry.
01:01:29No.
01:01:31This can't be.
01:01:33I made you divorce.
01:01:37Go home.
01:01:39You're not suited to cover this.
01:01:41Come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:51Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:58I didn't come here for you.
01:02:01I'm on a date.
01:02:03A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06She really is a whore.
01:02:08Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:09I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:21Yeah, yeah, we already know you beat Ford to effort.
01:02:25We're too old for that.
01:02:27They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:29Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:35Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:37We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:41What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:43Where were you?
01:02:45Stomach issues.
01:02:47Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:55I would rather die than be with you again.
01:02:59Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:03I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:05Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:07Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:03:11You want a chance?
01:03:13Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:18Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:23I'll give you two choices.
01:03:27Me or the contract.
01:03:30You're kidding me.
01:03:32No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:33If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:37But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:41The choice is all yours.
01:03:43That's a tough choice.
01:03:46You think so? He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:50Either way, he benefits.
01:03:52Why can't I have both?
01:03:54You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:57Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember? I deserve the contract.
01:04:00Did you really?
01:04:06Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:09He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:11Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:14I choose the contract.
01:04:17I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:20With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:25Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:27I will get you one day.
01:04:29Let me show you something.
01:04:43You saved me.
01:04:49You saved me.
01:04:51I'm sorry.
01:04:52If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life,
01:04:57but I promise you,
01:04:59I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:02No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:04I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:15Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:19What?
01:05:20Me and Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:05:24No way.
01:05:26You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:30You're crazy.
01:05:32And actually,
01:05:34they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:37What?
01:05:40Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:43Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:47Put it simply,
01:05:48they've been stealing from you.
01:05:50I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:52Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:55I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:05:58No, it's not your fault.
01:06:00They're just too slick.
01:06:02You'd like me to punish them for that?
01:06:04Oh God, no, not that again.
01:06:06Please.
01:06:08Max,
01:06:10you know what to do.
01:06:18What?
01:06:24The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:27All business ties have been severed.
01:06:29We're bankrupt!
01:06:35How did you do that?
01:06:37Who are you?
01:06:39And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:42I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:45I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:49I am...
01:06:51Crypto Punk Number Two!
01:06:53What did he say he was?
01:06:55That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:57You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:06:59Well,
01:07:01I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:03See, you are number one at something.
01:07:05The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:08Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:10It's all about young money now.
01:07:12So,
01:07:14how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:07:22Let's buy two.
01:07:36They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:42Yes!
01:07:44I'm rich!
01:07:46They'll make them all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:57The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:02and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:05No!
01:08:07I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I need to go to the law court.
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:16Oh,
01:08:18allow me.
01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:24I had to get some very important materials
01:08:27for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:46Did you use my spices?
01:08:49I know your ex-in-laws never appreciated you.
01:08:54You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:57and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:01Couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:07Angela,
01:09:09your future
01:09:11with me
01:09:12is going to be different.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:16Upstairs!
01:09:35Wow.
01:09:37Devon, I can't believe
01:09:39this is what I've been missing out on
01:09:40these past few years
01:09:42just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:45Angela,
01:09:47I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:50Actually,
01:09:52I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:54That's right.
01:09:56I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:58How is all of this possible?
01:10:01I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:04Well, actually,
01:10:06maybe Devon, but
01:10:07I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:10You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:14Despite who you were,
01:10:16you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:20Are you trying to get hired
01:10:23at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:10:28All you do is babble on and on
01:10:31about Internet money, Bitcoin,
01:10:34and shit like that.
01:10:35Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:39I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:42Hey!
01:10:44Get away from me!
01:10:45Angela!
01:10:475C girl.
01:10:49I like her.
01:11:01How is he?
01:11:03It's a rare breed.
01:11:05It's a poison
01:11:07made from a mixture of dried roots
01:11:09found in Africa.
01:11:11Can it be cured?
01:11:13I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:15It sounds really scary,
01:11:17but its cure can actually be found
01:11:19in any developed country.
01:11:21Household salt.
01:11:27I like her.
01:11:30There you go.
01:11:32What time is it?
01:11:35Shoot, I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:44I like her.
01:11:46We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:49So that's how I,
01:11:51well, we all met.
01:11:54I barely remember.
01:11:56I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:59Matthew Richards,
01:12:01the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:03attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:04I did hear he dropped out
01:12:06and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:08If that makes you feel any better.
01:12:10Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:12Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:14Now that you know they all loved
01:12:16and fought for you for three years,
01:12:18who will you pick?
01:12:24How can that be?
01:12:26Angela Lockhart
01:12:28is an heiress?
01:12:30Kaley,
01:12:32we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:34Bankrupt?
01:12:36The Vanderbilt's
01:12:38have gone bankrupt?
01:12:40Well then,
01:12:42get out of here.
01:12:44You can't do this to me.
01:12:47Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:51What happened?
01:12:53Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper,
01:13:08we're here to
01:13:10repose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:19What kind of an asshole
01:13:21throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:30I...
01:13:36I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:38Fried chicken?
01:13:40Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:42Yeah, he's right.
01:13:44I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:46Sucking up last minute.
01:13:48At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:50Hey, stop.
01:13:52Stop.
01:13:54Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:13:56I mean,
01:13:57Angela Lockhart,
01:13:59you know what I mean.
01:14:01Today,
01:14:03our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:05which one of our three badasses
01:14:07will she marry.
01:14:09Will it be Shane,
01:14:11the doctor?
01:14:13Cole,
01:14:15the general?
01:14:17Or Devin,
01:14:19the CEO?
01:14:22Looks like our bachelorette
01:14:24may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:25Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:28But when she does,
01:14:30she will take this eternal rose
01:14:32made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:34and give it to our winner,
01:14:36Angela.
01:14:39Angela.
01:14:41Oh, I...
01:14:44I need more time to think.
01:14:50While our bachelorette
01:14:52takes a little time to think,
01:14:53while our bachelorette
01:14:55takes a little time to decide,
01:14:57why don't we check in
01:14:59with each of our candidates?
01:15:01Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:03Let's start with Cole.
01:15:05Cole.
01:15:08There's not much to say.
01:15:10Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:12who has huge biceps,
01:15:14a massive chest,
01:15:16who would protect their wife?
01:15:21Okay, thank you.
01:15:23Shane.
01:15:26Muscles, money,
01:15:29they won't get you so far.
01:15:31But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:33that has more than one way
01:15:35to keep a lady happy,
01:15:37if you know what I mean.
01:15:40Okay, I think we do.
01:15:42And Devin.
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:49I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:51I know she's going under
01:15:53a lot of pressure right now,
01:15:55a lot of choices to make.
01:15:57And she's my queen.
01:15:59I just really hope she's okay.
01:16:01And then one more thing.
01:16:03What kind of a doctor
01:16:05brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:07That's a good point.
01:16:09It's bad for her heart.
01:16:11And then you.
01:16:13You know what they say about military men.
01:16:16They beat their wives.
01:16:20Enough.
01:16:23Stand up.
01:16:25Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up.
01:16:30Hey, break it up.
01:16:36Cut to commercial.
01:16:38Cut to commercial.
01:16:50Oh my gosh.
01:16:57This is the hardest decision
01:16:59I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:11Angela's marrying me.
01:17:13You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:15Oh yeah?
01:17:17I may be a doctor,
01:17:19but I know and possess
01:17:21the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:25What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:27Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:29I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:31I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:33Don't forget about me.
01:17:35It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:40These stupid profile cards
01:17:42don't make any sense.
01:17:44They do not help.
01:17:46Who made these?
01:17:50Oh God.
01:18:03It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:11And I have the power of telekinesis.
01:18:16Go!
01:18:28We may have to work together
01:18:30to take him down.
01:18:42This battle within our heads
01:18:43is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:46I may not be able to take them both down
01:18:48if they decide to team up.
01:18:50Hmm.
01:18:52Winter mint or cool mint?
01:18:57You know,
01:18:59I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:01Really?
01:19:03I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:06So I appreciate that.
01:19:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:10And you know, cool.
01:19:11I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:14Really?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:19What do you got for me?
01:19:21I always
01:19:23really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26It's fresh, right?
01:19:30You know, you're actually
01:19:32a really good doctor.
01:19:34You need me to look at you?
01:19:36Hey, me?
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:39Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:41Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:43It was Jared Cooper.
01:19:45That fucker!
01:19:47We have to find her.
01:19:48What the hell?
01:19:49Her ring.
01:19:50Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism
01:19:51on her ring just in case.
01:19:53Well, let's go then.
01:19:55My fiancé!
01:19:56My fiancé!
01:20:03Jared.
01:20:07What am I doing here?
01:20:09You destroyed me.
01:20:12I took everything.
01:20:15What?
01:20:16I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:20:21Who's greedy?
01:20:23To have sex with my wife?
01:20:25What?
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:28Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:29You wouldn't take me back now,
01:20:30not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:32This is illegal!
01:20:33You wouldn't want your child
01:20:34to be away from its father.
01:20:36You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:42Come on, bitch.
01:20:45I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:55You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:59Hey!
01:21:01Angela!
01:21:02Come back!
01:21:04What happened?
01:21:06It's too late!
01:21:07I drugged her.
01:21:08She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:09Not yet.
01:21:10Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:13He really does have everything in his skull.
01:21:15Everything except for fruit.
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:21:17Get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss!
01:21:21Here you go.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What?
01:21:34What are you going to do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop!
01:21:37No!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:47Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:49Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:57So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:59We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:02The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:04And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:14The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:17We're down to the wire.
01:22:18Literally.
01:22:19The wedding day.
01:22:20But who's the groom?
01:22:30Uh...
01:22:31Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:35Any input from the parents?
01:22:37Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:41Oh, this is exciting!
01:22:43Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:46Let me go!
01:22:47Let me go!
01:22:48Let me go!
01:22:49Let me go!
01:22:50Let me go!
01:22:51Let me go!
01:22:52Let me go!
01:22:53Let me go!
01:22:54Let me go!
01:22:55Let me go!
01:22:56Let me go!
01:22:57Let me go!
01:22:58Let me think.
01:23:02I like the doctor.
01:23:04He's cute.
01:23:07But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:11And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:23:13the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:15Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:17Angela.
01:23:24You are all three very fine.
01:23:28Gentlemen.
01:23:29And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:34But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:37And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:43And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:51I'm just kidding.
01:23:52I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:58Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:01I mean, Bachelorette, once.
01:24:03They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:06So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:10Literally.
01:24:13Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:24:16general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:19Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:24:25Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:30And last but not least,
01:24:32could it be the richest man of them all,
01:24:35the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:38Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:24:43Gentlemen.
01:24:45It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:48It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:50May the best man win.
01:24:53May the best man win.
01:24:56Drum roll, please.
01:25:11Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:18I choose...
01:25:29I need a powerful, strong man
01:25:31who I really feel like he can protect me.
01:25:36Who could resist those guns?
01:25:40Would it interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:25:42Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:25:48Ding!
01:25:57Shane, it's you.
01:25:59I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:01You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:03Yeah.
01:26:06It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:09Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:11I hope we can go together.
01:26:13Guns, baby.
01:26:14Come on.
01:26:17Ding!
01:26:26It's always been you.
01:26:36I'll always love you.
01:26:40Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:43Ellen, Ellen.
01:26:44Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:45Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:46I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:27:15I need a full-body checkup.