Ask A Sex Worker_ Whats the Biggest _ smallest you've seen_
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00:00Welcome to my ask a sex worker a question channel. I'm going to address another very very common question
00:07We get asked all the time. What's the biggest and what's the smallest you've ever seen?
00:13Well to paint a little bit of a picture the largest I've seen is not at all a joke quite easily
00:19Like I mean, we literally put it up against mom and same deal like that would be the biggest I've ever seen the smallest
00:27I've ever seen would be I have actually come across a couple of micro penises before with the micro penises
00:34It's kind of a bit hard to just explain like posh part of it is actually sort of
00:38Inside rather than outside if that makes any sense look too big and too small both have their challenges
00:46So obviously too big you're going to have issues, but you're gonna have issues as well being too small
00:51So the first time I saw a micro penis, actually, I don't think I've seen anything smaller than this
00:56And a little like part of me actually feels a bit bad for people
01:00That have this issue because there's no way in which they can intermingle
01:05There was issues with putting a condom on because there was no length at all. It was just head
01:11There wasn't actually any length to the head either. It was just like a little sensitive spots sticking out amongst pubes very very challenging
01:18I had no idea what the hell I was going to do because one I hadn't been working for very long and two
01:24I'd never come across it before so I had no idea what I was actually looking at and no idea what to yeah
01:30The client himself as well was obviously very sensitive about it. I just I'm sorry about everything
01:36It's like it's not your fault sweetheart. It's totally fine. In the end what we ended up doing was a lot of fun with lube
01:42Which is always fun. I like lube. I'm a big fan
01:44We ended up using a dental dam a whole heap of lube and just went with that option. We had a lot of fun together
01:50Yeah, it was very challenging. And like I said, it it sucks to be either too big or too small
01:55Let's face it. Like I said both have challenges obviously different ways to overcome those challenges
02:00Well, there you go
02:01It's biggest and the smallest also
02:03It's quite common for clients to come in to a parlor and be like I know it's small for those boys
02:09Your dick's not small. You have a fantastic cock. It is just lovely the way it is. You're not too big
02:15You are not too small just right and you'd be good for Goldilocks, mate
02:19Goldilocks would see that and be like, yes, let me on there
02:21Not once have I ever had a client who actually had a small penis worry that they have a small penis
02:27They know they know they don't have to ask me
02:29So if you've been to a sex worker and have been like, oh, I know it's probably pretty small
02:33Chances are you have a average too big cock most likely if you want a second opinion on that come on down
02:39But for the most part, yeah, a lot of guys worry unnecessarily about their size and whether or not it's too small too big
02:45He's watched too much porn. I'm sorry. These are all wearing for nothing and
02:50Yeah
02:51We'll go with that. Bye