Pakistani funny stage darma
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00:00You are a very rude person.
00:05Assalamualaikum.
00:06Walaikum Salam.
00:08You?
00:09Me?
00:10Your praise?
00:11You will be the one to praise me.
00:13Oh, I have to do it?
00:14Yes. Your father has called you.
00:16Oh, I see. Sorry, I forgot that you are here for the proposal.
00:19Yes, your father has called me for the proposal.
00:21He says, come quickly for the proposal. My daughter is pregnant.
00:25I am pregnant?
00:26Yes, the one who is not pregnant at all.
00:29Really?
00:30Will you marry your father?
00:32Yes, of course. But you should know that my father has some conditions.
00:36The person who sings better than my father, my father will marry him.
00:40I have heard of your father.
00:42Oh, he likes you?
00:44Oh, he was going to give me his wife.
00:48He likes me so much.
00:49No problem.
00:50That's fine. My father has to select.
00:52But before that, can you tell me something?
00:55Of course.
00:56Don't worry. I am in that washroom.
00:58Who?
00:59My tabla player.
01:00So, tell me something.
01:02Otherwise, you will really marry your father.
01:05Yes, of course.
01:06Daughters have to sing.
01:07If they are tied to the fort, they will be tied.
01:09No problem.
01:10Sons-in-law are born on Sundays.
01:14If they are tied to the fort, they will stay there.
01:17Don't worry.
01:20Now, tell me.
01:21How many children do you like?
01:23I like two children.
01:25Two children?
01:27Yes, two children are good, right?
01:28They are good?
01:29Yes.
01:30No, there will be five children.
01:31Why?
01:32Two will be good.
01:33Three will be useless.
01:35I have to do my own work.
01:37I like you a lot.
01:39Yes, I like you a lot.
01:41You have a very good personality.
01:42Really?
01:43Yes.
01:44Uncle Gaddu?
01:45Who is Gaddu?
01:46My father.
01:50Father.
01:51Yes.
01:52Aunty.
01:54What kind of father do you like?
01:57He likes me.
01:58You are my real father.
02:00Marry me.
02:02The girl will like me.
02:03How will she like you?
02:04I will marry her.
02:06She will like me.
02:07You said earlier that there will be a competition.
02:09Why will there be a competition?
02:11It's my wish.
02:12I don't care.
02:13There are dead bodies here.
02:14There is no competition.
02:15You are 12 years old.
02:17I am old.
02:18You are beautiful.
02:19You are beautiful.
02:20Take me.
02:22Don't push me.
02:23Don't push me.
02:24Let me rest.
02:26There will be a competition.
02:27Call the girl.
02:29There will be a competition?
02:30Yes.
02:31Wait a minute.
02:32There will be no competition today.
02:33I will prepare for the competition.
02:35I will see if there will be a competition or not.
02:41I told you to leave the work.
02:43Uncle, you are so arrogant.
02:45I told you to marry her.
02:49Call the girl.
02:50There will be a competition.
02:51I told you to leave the work.
02:53Call the boy.
02:54Jimmy.
02:55Jimmy.
02:57Sri Lanka.
02:58Sri Power.
03:04Sri Lanka.
03:05Sri Power.
03:07You sold the guitar and came here.
03:10Yes, sir.
03:12There will be a competition.
03:13There will be a competition.
03:14Yes.
03:15Oh, God.
03:16There will be a competition.
03:17Yes.
03:20These two boys.
03:23Oh, God.
03:25This is a non-religious competition.
03:32It's good.
03:33Are you satisfied now?
03:36Order.
03:38Start.
03:39Friends meet.
03:41Lovers meet.
03:44He lost.
03:45Why?
03:47He started first.
03:50Start.
03:51Start.
03:54Friends meet.
03:56Lovers meet.
04:00Then there is a competition.
04:03Yes.
04:04Then there is a competition.
04:10Uncle, I can't stop him.
04:13You start.
04:15I will sing from the beginning.
04:17No, not from the beginning.
04:20Friends meet.
04:21Lovers meet.
04:25Then there is a competition.
04:27Why?
04:29He started first.
04:31Then there is a competition.
04:34No.
04:36Then there is a competition.
04:37Friends meet.
04:41Stop.
04:53Then there is a competition.
04:55Why?
04:56Friends meet.
04:59Then there is a competition.
05:01What?
05:04You know this teacher?
05:05Yes, I know her.
05:06You bring the breakfast first.
05:09There's so much left.
05:10Compete with me.
05:11Okay, okay.
05:13Come.
05:19Will you give your daughter to him?
05:22The one who has so much left.
05:23She's already a virgin.
05:33He's already married.
05:37May God bless him.
05:39Leave me.
05:40Leave me.
05:41Don't talk to me.
05:43Otherwise, what will I do?
05:45Sri Lanka.
05:46Sri Power.
05:48Sir.
05:49All that's left is for me to slap you.
05:53Sir.
05:54Listen to this.
05:55Listen to this.
05:56You've heard me too.
05:57No, no, no.
05:58No.
05:59He lost too.
06:00I lost too.
06:01Parizad can lose.
06:02You can't.
06:03You can't.
06:05Come.
06:06Parizad, you're weak.
06:09In fact, you're a bad person.
06:11Yes, sir.
06:12There's an item by Ghulam Ali.
06:14Wow.
06:15Is it good?
06:16Yes.
06:17Really?
06:18Yes, yes.
06:19Very good.
06:20Sir, don't worry.
06:22Didn't you sing Ghulam Ali's song before?
06:24Yes, yes.
06:25Great world.
06:26Ghulam Ali.
06:27Sing.
06:28Again.
06:29Again.
06:30Sing it again.
06:31Sing it again.
06:32Sing it again.
06:35Okay.
06:36Style.
06:37In the name of God.
06:38Listen to this.
06:55You're a bad person.
06:57You're a bad person.
06:59Hajiya, I'll give you these.
07:01Go stand in the back.
07:03You can't go around.
07:05Actually, Ghulam Ali's voice has changed.
07:10Does Ghulam Ali sing so he can dance?
07:13Actually, I was just…
07:14What did you do?
07:15What did you do?
07:17Speak softly.
07:18You're spitting here.
07:20These are not spit, these are drops of shabnam, bro.
07:24How did these drops of shabnam come into your mouth?
07:26How did you get it in your mouth?
07:28I got it in my mouth, I got it in my mouth
07:30What the hell is this?
07:32He lost, he lost
07:34He lost, he lost
07:36Wait a minute
07:38Son, come out
07:40Call the girl wherever she is
07:42Yes mom
07:44What happened?
07:46It's like a competition
07:48What happened?
07:50I can't make the right decision
07:52Why?
07:54I am ready to marry you
07:56He will like the princess
07:58No, he will like Chulbul Pandey
08:00Wait a minute
08:02Shut up, princess
08:04Dad
08:06There are villages for girls
08:08Make a decision, you are born in a village
08:12There are villages for girls
08:14That's why I have three sons
08:18Really?
08:20Dad, which boy do you like?
08:22Which boy do you like?
08:24He is the power of girls
08:28Son, he is the one who made you
08:30Sri Lanka, Sipawe
08:34Which boy do you like?
08:36He is a liar
08:38He doesn't know the song
08:40He has cheated me
08:42I know everything
08:44He doesn't know the song
08:46Because he doesn't know how to sing
08:48Dad
08:50He is after my love
08:52He has come to your house
08:54He has come to your house
08:56He doesn't know how to sing
08:58He is a liar
09:00Liar?
09:04He is ruining my love
09:06So that you don't marry him
09:08He is a liar
09:10He is a liar
09:12She is right
09:14We loved each other
09:16You had promised me
09:18That you won't cheat me
09:20The cycle stand outside the US
09:22You can park it there
09:24But son
09:26The way you sang
09:28My heart was shaking
09:30I thought it was a good song
09:32But whatever you did
09:34It was very fitting
09:36I was thinking
09:38That you just suck my tongue
09:42I have served breakfast
09:46I have served breakfast
09:52I have served breakfast
09:54I have served breakfast
09:56I have served breakfast
10:08ohn
10:11I swear
10:13I will never be close to you
10:15Ok
10:15Give me his shirt, I'll listen to him
10:21Son, she's with him now, she's going to her husband's
10:24Ok
10:25I'll give you my underwear
10:29You're walking around with it on your back
10:32Go
10:33I'll become a sweater man
10:34Appa ji, get married
10:35Go
10:36Ok, ok
10:36Go
10:37Get married
10:38Go and run
10:39It's ok uncle
10:41It's ok
10:42Keep the kid
10:44Otherwise the kid will cry
10:47Take him
10:48Go
10:49Don't pray for me, take him with you
10:52Wherever he stays, he'll go to the hotel
10:56Appa ji, I've got a job for you
10:59Ok, you get married and your husband and wife will be happy