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00:00It appears there's no debate around my sex appeal.
00:12Happy Wednesday, everyone.
00:14So people are accusing last night's debate moderators of teaming up against Trump while
00:18letting Kamala slide.
00:20True, Trump was constantly under attack by the moderators, so much so you'd think they
00:25were working from a slanted roof.
00:30Felt like an ambush, you know, with Kamala and the moderators jumping all over Trump.
00:35I haven't seen a three-on-one that disturbing since I was at that Golden Girls afterparty.
00:45I just watched.
00:48It's what I like to do.
00:49Understandably, the moderators were heavily criticized for their bias, but David Muir
00:54seemed completely unmoved by the critiques.
01:01In a biased fact check of Trump, Muir claimed crime is down using discredited data from
01:07the FBI.
01:08Wow, David's so gullible, he probably still believes those photos I took of him really
01:13were for a charity calendar.
01:16Ha, joke's on you.
01:20Meanwhile, Kamala Harris referred to January 6th as the greatest attack on American democracy
01:25since the Civil War.
01:27She said this the day before September 11th.
01:31That's like saying you had a terrible seat at the theater to marry Todd Lincoln.
01:37Ah, some Lincoln truthers here.
01:46Second shooter, huh?
01:48Despite troops in Iraq, Syria, and sailors in the Middle East, Kamala Harris claims there
01:53was not one American troop in war zones.
01:57That's only true about Tim Walz.
02:02But less than an hour after the debate ended, the Harris campaign challenged Trump to a
02:06second debate in October.
02:08Her only demands are that they add more objective moderators.
02:14Meanwhile, Kamala was noted for her exaggerated facial expressions.
02:20Here she is reacting to Donald Trump's comments on the Afghanistan withdrawal.
02:26Ah, you guys like some art.
02:31All right, monologue.
02:32So as crime remains a major issue in the presidential election, American voters got to witness yet
02:37another felony firsthand.
02:40It was last night when you saw an entire network sneak up on a candidate and mug him.
02:45Instead of asking Trump to shake her hand at the start, Harris should have asked him
02:49to hand over his wallet, watch, and phone.
02:52But ABC's blatant assault wasn't just on Trump.
02:55It was also an attack on you, the voter.
02:58Because last night, an entire network decided that their own politics was more important
03:02than answering the one question every unsure voter wanted answered.
03:07Who the hell is Kamala Harris?
03:10The repulsive pair of moderators obliterated your right to know, denying once again the
03:16nation a fair and honest election for our highest office.
03:19It truly was the first DEI debate where different standards were enforced on Trump while Harris
03:25had none.
03:26Worse, the moderators contempt for us is so total they didn't care who saw it.
03:30But hey, what's your reputation as a news network when you got an election to sabotage?
03:35They now have less credibility than Hamas at a bar mitzvah.
03:40Now I could go over all the times Trump was fact-checked by the moderators and Harris
03:45wasn't or how the host pressed Trump for multiple follow-ups but didn't for Harris.
03:50But it's 10 p.m. and by now you've heard all that news.
03:53I swear, if I hear three against one one more time, I'm going to cancel my group massage
03:58with Hanson.
04:02It was clear that Lindsey Davis and David Muir gave Kamala the easiest night she's had
04:06since Willie Brown ran out of Viagra.
04:10Terrible, I apologize.
04:21Rather than a policy debate, we got ABC baiting Trump and Kamala piling on.
04:26It was designed to make Trump look bad and avoid forcing Harris to explain why she's
04:30flipped every position like she did burgers at her make-believe job at McDonald's.
04:36She lied at will without a single fact-check, even trotting out the fine people, Project
04:402025 and bloodbath hoaxes.
04:43All three are provable lies.
04:45But nothing, nothing from Muir and Lindsay, who might as well have been wearing Kamala
04:492024 hats.
04:50Muir's would have had to have been a triple XL.
04:53The guy's head is like a microwave with a hairpiece.
04:56Now perhaps the greatest unmasked question was how Kamala got to be on that stage in
05:00the first place.
05:01How could the moderators not have asked her about why she hid Biden's dementia from the
05:06American people?
05:08It took Trump to ask her who is actually running the country right now.
05:11What's scary is she didn't have an answer for that either.
05:14They didn't even bother with Kamala's newly posted policy agenda, a cut and paste job
05:19from Joe Biden's old campaign website.
05:21Wouldn't that seem relevant to a woman who kept repeating, I have a plan?
05:25Let's be clear.
05:26ABC, the American public, they torpedoed.
05:34I would say hold your applause, but I know it's hard.
05:38They torpedoed the one opportunity for voters to see who Harris really was.
05:43And now there's no way that you can actually judge who won or lost the debate.
05:48It's like trying to guess the price of a painting once you know it's a forgery.
05:53And that's what this debate was, about as real as Rachel Levine's periods.
06:01The Dems could say they won, but the public lost.
06:04This was the one chance for America to see Harris unvarnished, and ABC chose to varnish
06:09her.
06:10But you also got to ask, why would Kamala risk trotting out all those debunked hoaxes?
06:15Because she knew the fix was in.
06:17They were going to run cover for her.
06:19It's kind of like me picking a fight at a bar with Tyrus by my side.
06:24Why worry?
06:25I'll sit back and drink a beer and then take credit for everything.
06:28But you also got to wonder why ABC would tank its reputation and spit on the American public
06:33to prop her up.
06:34They must know her campaign's in trouble.
06:36And that meant emergency surgery, but not on Kamala, on Trump.
06:41Make him look as ugly as possible so she looks better.
06:45And his angry reaction is what they wanted.
06:47They created an ambush to elicit his rage, then they could say, oh, look at his anger.
06:54It's like asking, why are Brian Kilmeade's arms flailing as you try to drown him in a
06:58bathtub?
07:01He puts up a struggle.
07:03Meanwhile, you learn nothing of Harris as intended.
07:07This is inflation is still double digits.
07:09Our border still doesn't exist and our inner cities are descending into unlivable hellholes.
07:14You'd think two so-called journalists on a major network might have noticed.
07:17But expecting honesty from ABC is like expecting integrity from pond scum.
07:22Oh, same thing.
07:24Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:29She's our favorite Tulsi because no one else is named Tulsi.
07:34Member of the Trump transition team, Tulsi Gabbard.
07:38He looks like the guy who craps on your sidewalk.
07:43Oh, wait, that is him.
07:46Founder of Studio TSC dot com, Michael Lofton.
07:53She's like Madonna from Michigan and 66 years old.
08:05You could go sledding on his toenails.
08:07New York Times bestselling author, comedian and former NWA world champion Tyrus Tulsi,
08:17you're on Trump's transition team.
08:20What did you make of last night?
08:22Were you surprised how the moderators heavily weighted the debate?
08:27Not at all.
08:28Yeah, not at all.
08:29I think we it was what we should all have expected.
08:33We see how these people operate.
08:34You know, you look at the comments that Muir has made.
08:36You look at the comments that Lindsay Davis has made.
08:39Their bias is baked in from the very beginning because they're not real journalists.
08:43They are essentially these political operatives whose job it is to try to distract away from
08:47Kamala Harris's record, distract away from the serious issues that we face.
08:52Not a single question was raised about how are you going to prevent the destruction of
08:58our country and the world from nuclear war, which we are closer to than ever before?
09:03And on the eve of the Islamist terrorist attack on 9-11, they did not raise a point,
09:09a question or a challenge about how either of these candidates will stem the spread of
09:15this radical Islamist ideology around the world and in our own country here at home
09:19and how you would prevent this threat from continuing to grow.
09:23So, you know, they were not at all interested in informing the American people about the
09:27truth about anything.
09:29We can expect that they will continue to be propagandists for Kamala Harris.
09:32Do you think Trump could have been more prepared in that arena?
09:36I mean, I was caught off guard by the bias, but he knows they're going to come after him.
09:42Could he have been, could he have not taken the bait as much, you think, maybe?
09:48You know, the thing about Donald Trump is he's not a politician.
09:50Yeah.
09:51So unlike Kamala Harris, who spent the last week rehearsing scripted lines that pollsters
09:56wrote for her, you know, Donald Trump wears his heart on his sleeve.
10:00And so he had three people coming at him and, you know, calling things out on him.
10:06It was just, it was a very one sided thing.
10:08I think the thing that Donald Trump did was he kept on, even as he got worked up in his
10:11answers about different things, he kept on bringing it back to higher costs of living
10:16under Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, tens of millions of Americans streaming across our
10:20border and the increasing crime in our communities.
10:23And those are the things that people are concerned about.
10:26You know, Loftus, everybody knows that you're homeless and a lesbian and you have to typically
10:32scrounge for food.
10:34Were you offended or jealous when Trump talked about illegals eating pets?
10:41Did that did that?
10:42I was a little jealous when I heard about cat eating.
10:45I'm like, what?
10:48I love that.
10:50I thought I thought Trump had an amazing night, a completely amazing night.
10:56It's like he signed up for a day, a debate and got Fight Club instead against like three
11:01different people.
11:02I would have left the room because you look at the moderators who looked like they just
11:06came off the set of Dick Tracy, right?
11:09You had Shoulders McGee and Captain No Face and then Kamala Ding Dong strolls in looking
11:16like Count Chocula.
11:20She took like six days to prepare.
11:23Oh, when he says something, I'm going to put my hand on my chin.
11:28Take that.
11:29And then her big response is I have a plan.
11:33Yeah.
11:34And no details to the plan, which I invite everybody to try that in their real life.
11:38When Visa calls and like, hey, you missed it.
11:41You missed the payment and just go, I have a plan.
11:46I guarantee they won't be.
11:48Oh, OK.
11:49I'll see you later.
11:50Bye bye.
11:51God.
11:52What if that works?
11:53I'm actually going to try that.
11:54But I get home cat.
11:57Were you somehow distracted by David Muir's dreamy stare?
12:01I thought you were going to say Dave Grohl's secret baby.
12:05Hey, wait a minute.
12:08In which case, I kind of was distracted.
12:11We expected that from literally anyone else.
12:14Right.
12:15Anyway, whatever.
12:16No.
12:17I also think, look, I think that Republicans might have done a disservice by setting the
12:23bar so low for Kamala that she formed complete sentences.
12:27So people are like, wow.
12:30Right.
12:31But also the debate, I think it's it doesn't really matter that much.
12:34And I think that's never been clearer than the fact the polling in the wake of the last
12:38debate, which that changed the course of everything.
12:43Biden's so bad, did so badly.
12:44They were like, oh, this this man stopped being a part of public life almost entirely.
12:50Right.
12:51And I and I saw a poll.
12:52I think Trump gained one point on him after that.
12:55Yeah.
12:56And Biden lost two points when the debate made it so clear that he needed to, you know,
12:59not just like probably go to the hospital.
13:01Right.
13:02Right.
13:03So I think it's very interesting to be within the context of that also.
13:06That is true.
13:07It's a good point.
13:08I think everybody's made their decisions except really strange people.
13:11Yeah, I really, really.
13:13That's a nice way of calling them.
13:14Great.
13:15Yeah.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I'm sorry.
13:18I don't know.
13:19I'm sorry.
13:20Yeah, I don't know.
13:21I'm undecided.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Like, where have you been?
13:25There's you.
13:26Unless you're in outer space.
13:27That's the only thing you're infuriated as I was.
13:29OK, I'm going to put it in the words of my 10 year old daughter, Daddy, this is some
13:33what is it was the only time she didn't get in trouble for cussing.
13:37Listen, we know exactly who we saw, who Kamala is.
13:41We saw we saw exactly the choices in this country.
13:44We have a person who's running as president to be president.
13:48And then we have the Socialist Party, which is putting their next puppet up.
13:53So he went into a home.
13:54He went into their home game.
13:56He went into their house.
13:57He sat on their couch.
13:58They served him the meal.
13:59It sucked.
14:00The drinks were warm.
14:02It was exactly what we thought it would do.
14:04The only thing that drove me completely insane was when every time they stopped.
14:09This is a historic.
14:11You don't get to call yourself historic.
14:13Somebody else has to.
14:15Maybe on Twitter.
14:16Like, wow, this is the most historic attempt at a debate I've ever seen in my life.
14:20You should be proud of that.
14:21I don't know.
14:22But there was one point that I think was his greatest moment in a debate because the debate
14:26was a show because he knew what it was.
14:29And I'm sorry, but you can only get hit so many times.
14:32You start hitting back.
14:33OK.
14:34Yeah.
14:35You want to.
14:36And you talked about his rallies.
14:37One with five star acts.
14:39They're going on before him to get everybody in.
14:41Right.
14:42And then when they stop singing, they leave.
14:43That's not him, Ma.
14:44That's you.
14:45But the thing that he did was when he talked about Obamacare, he said we didn't have anything
14:51better.
14:52I didn't like it, but I wanted to help improve it.
14:53He showed he's willing to walk across lines for what's best for the American people.
14:58So I thought that was the biggest point of the debate is that he showed he can work.
15:03What did she show?
15:04A lot of world leaders said, you're stupid and no one likes you.
15:09Only one question.
15:10Like, oh, we own guns.
15:1220.
15:13What kind?
15:14I have a plan.
15:16Which one?
15:17Yeah.
15:18World leaders.
15:19Which one?
15:20None of them.
15:21So, again, great debate in terms of seeing the fact that he's willing to go anywhere.
15:24He'll play on the road to be your president.
15:27And that's who you should want, because she won't come to another network and Fox won't
15:30even put it in his side.
15:31They'll just call it straight down the line.
15:33But that's too dangerous because Goofy might come out.
15:36So I think it's important to point out, too, that speaking of Goofy coming out after an
15:45hour and a half long debate with three people coming at him, Donald Trump walked off that
15:51stage.
15:52He's like, I want to go to the spin room where the hundreds of reporters are hanging out
15:55and go talk to them.
15:57And Kamala Harris got in her vehicle, went to her congratulation speech and screwed it
16:00up.
16:01She did.
16:02All right.
16:03We've got to move on, kids.
16:04Up next, Swalwell's having bad dreams over cat meme.
16:07He once dated a spy.
16:10Now memes make him cry.
16:12Democrat Eric Swalwell, the famous farter, brings us our video of the day.
16:18He nearly burst a blood vessel over a meme Jim Jordan retweeted, showing Trump hugging
16:24a kitten and a duck at a hearing on Kamala's open border.
16:28Roll it, Boris.
16:30What in the hell is this?
16:32The chairman tweets protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio because he goes some down,
16:39goes down some crazy rabbit hole, completely debunked that aliens are eating pets.
16:50Are you OK, Mr. Chairman?
16:52We have victims coming here.
16:54You're tweeting this nonsense.
16:58I don't know why you would do this.
17:00I hope you're OK.
17:01Oh, God.
17:02Oh, I hope you're OK.
17:04It's just a meme about a kitty and a duck.
17:08It's not like he banged a spy for God's sake.
17:18Is this the greatest loftus like, you know, these memes are memes are hilarious.
17:24They are only hilarious for some reason from the right and the left can't do it.
17:28And they just get so mad.
17:30The A.I. is going to have him like literally exploding in front of us.
17:34You know, the Trump holding and saving the kittens.
17:37He can't take it.
17:38Mr. Fang Fang.
17:42It's wild to me that they get more upset over a fake cat and duck meme than actual violence
17:47being perpetrated on people.
17:49Right.
17:50Like you can go, oh, this person was killed by an illegal and they go, oh, well, what
17:53are you going to do?
17:54It happens.
17:55And you're like somebody ate a cat like what the what?
17:58You better not meme about that.
17:59I will fart on camera.
18:01Where's Fang Fang?
18:04He's the only thing that makes it better is that he is forever associated with farting
18:13on camera and being left by a Chinese spy.
18:17She left him.
18:18That's how toxic his gas was.
18:21Like she was trained by the Chinese government to withstand torture and no kung fu.
18:29But she was like, I got to get away from this guy.
18:33When he hits the broccoli, I got to I got to go talk about a toxic relationship.
18:37Cat, what did you response?
18:40I actually don't think Eric Swallow was outraged at all.
18:43I think he was pretending to be outraged.
18:46And I know this because of the way he puts his hand.
18:48We have the way he puts his hand out on his head.
18:50It looks like a planned choreography like this.
18:53Look at that.
18:54He's like, I know one, two, and then he's like, back up.
18:59That looks like a kid in a school play.
19:01Look at that.
19:02That is not that is not an actually upset person.
19:06When you're upset, you're like, oh, and it's kind of a more fluid motion.
19:09It is a very choppy motion that he clearly looked at his notes and said, hand on head.
19:13One, two.
19:14And then he lifted it up.
19:16So it's even worse.
19:18He's pretending to be outraged to rile people up over this.
19:22He doesn't give a about this meme.
19:24Can we show that again?
19:25There's that one little movie does maybe.
19:28And this is my theory.
19:29Do it.
19:30Let's show him.
19:31Do it.
19:32Do it like this.
19:33You know what he's doing?
19:34Notes.
19:35Hand on head.
19:36He's getting he's trying to whip his own fart.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Point being.
19:39Got a smell covering his eyes.
19:40Yeah.
19:41You made a great point.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Yeah.
19:44You made a great point.
19:45I'm going to jump out with this a little bit as that's one of my go to moves, especially
19:49when you get left and broken up with.
19:51I never want to hear the reasons why.
19:53So I always go, oh, man, I know it's my fault.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Oh, she's still here.
19:59That's a patented do thing.
20:00Grab your face so you can mask that you actually care.
20:03I think the big number and the big thing is, this is that forty nine million point three
20:09people thought it was funny, too.
20:12On behalf of all forty nine point three million of us, you, Eric Swalwell, that was fun.
20:22Tulsi Loftus, in a rare, rare occurrence, has made a good point that they didn't care
20:28about the illegal immigration problem until there was a meme about it.
20:33The memes work.
20:34Yeah.
20:35You know, how dare you do that?
20:36Yeah.
20:37And I mean, like, you know, look at how cute and cuddly that picture.
20:40That's really what they can't stand.
20:42But yeah, I completely agree.
20:45And we saw this in the debate as well from your instead of actually focusing on the challenges
20:50that the people of Springfield, Ohio, are going to their council members and complaining
20:54about saying, hey, you guys are so concerned about keeping these migrants illegal, legal
20:59migrants safe and making sure that they're taking care of who's going to take care of
21:03us.
21:04This woman gave such a heart wrenching testimony saying, I have to leave.
21:07You have forced me to leave my home because I don't feel safe.
21:12And that's something that Eric Swalwell, I mean, you want to talk about dramatic.
21:15I agree.
21:16He definitely needs some acting lessons.
21:18Yeah.
21:19But but if if they actually cared, they wouldn't have to pretend to act.
21:22Neither him nor Kamala Harris around these very serious issues that people are caring
21:26about.
21:27I'm sorry, Greg, real quick, I'm surprised we let it go, so I'll bring it up before they
21:35do.
21:36Isn't it funny that the duck was white?
21:42I'll probably let that slide.
21:43There's plenty of black ducks that can be in pictures.
21:45I know like six light skinned ones that do it.
21:48It's so true.
21:50That was a that was a duck whistle.
21:55Coin that one.
21:56I just came up with that.
21:59I know you're so smart.
22:00So smart.
22:01That's also the name of Eric Swalwell.
22:02He's still there.
22:03He's still there.
22:04He's still there.
22:05Got to move on.
22:06Up next, we'll help from Swift.
22:08Give Cam a lift.
22:11Taylor endorses Harris left rejoices.
22:16This was just posted online by a woman you might have heard of whose name is Taylor Swift.
22:21I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the twenty twenty four presidential
22:26election.
22:29Taylor Swift is not just a celebrity.
22:31She actually, you know, commands a humongous squad of particularly young white women.
22:41It's not just a celebrity and one of the biggest celebrities in the world, the biggest celebrity
22:45in the world.
22:46The timing on it is absolutely exquisite.
22:48The wording of it is flawless cat.
22:55So it's like clockwork after she posted.
22:58Media goes crazy.
22:59She said Kamala fights for the causes and the rights that she believes in.
23:03I don't know what those are, but how do you feel about this?
23:07I feel nothing.
23:10I just one of these things I'm all swept.
23:12People are all swept up and that I just can't get to be a part of.
23:15It was a great statement.
23:16Whoever wrote it, it was like, this is what I believe.
23:19I believe it.
23:20Do your research and you can vote for whoever you want to vote for.
23:23But I think that she was going to do this at some point, but I think she had to do it
23:26now because of Brittany Mahomes and her hugging.
23:31Yes.
23:32Which is crazy.
23:33Yeah.
23:34The fact that Brittany Mahomes liked a Trump post and then not like the whole world melted
23:38down.
23:39I have never Googled Taylor Swift in my entire life.
23:43There's no I've never spoken about her except if I have to right now for work.
23:47Still unescapable in terms of the algorithm.
23:49I have been following this feud that their fans have been having with each other over
23:54the hug.
23:55And I'm exhausted by it.
23:57Yeah.
23:58So I can't imagine she felt clearly she had to do something, say something now.
24:01But we all kind of knew this was coming.
24:03Right.
24:04You know, it's weird.
24:05Tyra, besides this conversation.
24:08Yes.
24:09Swifties.
24:10I've I don't even know where they are.
24:12I use them to clean the floor in my kitchen.
24:15Yes.
24:18Nice.
24:20You clean the floor.
24:21And they're phenomenal.
24:22I like the place.
24:25It's amazing.
24:26It's like being in a concert.
24:29I don't know how many extra votes does she get being just another celebrity, which is
24:33funny because she's mainly liked by white women.
24:37So shouldn't she hate them because she's anti white all the time on MSNBC.
24:42So that's got to be weird for her.
24:44But I guess when it's whenever it's on your side, it's OK.
24:47But again, she gets one vote.
24:49Right.
24:50Yeah.
24:51So.
24:53John Smith in Mandeville, Louisiana.
24:55He's voting for Trump.
24:56Ha ha.
24:57Tighter.
24:58Yeah.
24:59I don't think this is right.
25:00Like someone here voting for Trump.
25:03We're up 70 votes to one.
25:09Taylor Smith's vote is shiny and pretty.
25:12He's got sprinkles on it.
25:13It says a little cute song when you hold it close to the ear.
25:16But it still counts for one, just like everybody else.
25:18So, yay.
25:20Write a song about it.
25:22What do you say, Tulsi?
25:23Are you impressed by this brave decision?
25:26A billionaire feminist lady who owns private jets coming out for a liberal, liberal presidential
25:33candidate.
25:34Yeah.
25:35She's going to lose some friends.
25:37Yeah.
25:38No, not shocked at all.
25:40This is them trying to turn politics and these elections around serious issues into entertainment.
25:45Again, you look at all of that attention that came from a big time celebrity endorsement.
25:51A couple of words that popped out to me from her statement was that she's supporting.
25:55She has confidence in Kamala Harris because she is steady handed and a gifted leader.
26:01So I'm going to use one of many examples to debunk that thesis of a serious issue.
26:09There are over 320,000 migrant children that Kamala Harris lost in this country, many of
26:17whom are likely being trafficked and used and abused today.
26:21If Taylor Swift is so caring and wanting a gifted leader, Kamala Harris is not her person.
26:36They really liked that one.
26:37To go back to the debate, if they did as well as they thought they did, they wouldn't have
26:42to bring out the big hammer.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Because this once again, this should have been her night that she showed everybody that
26:47she didn't like Trump.
26:49But it wasn't good enough.
26:50They had to say, oh, oh, her debate was so good.
26:52Taylor Swift's going to vote for her now, which is, again, goes back to, yeah, six on
26:57one hand to the other loft is speaking of in one hand.
27:04You're also a childless cat lady.
27:06I call it a feline cardboard challenged child.
27:13Taylor Swift.
27:14But yes, this is how, you know, Kamala lost the debate.
27:18They like they looked around and they're like, no, no, we are go for launch.
27:21Have Taylor press and now if Taylor could.
27:24Yeah, we wrote it up.
27:25It's good to go.
27:27Obviously she speaks for the common person and she she obviously has great judge of people.
27:31It's not like she hasn't written about 600 songs about choosing the wrong dude.
27:36Yes.
27:37So obviously she's a great judge of character.
27:43And she and Taylor knows what America is going through.
27:46She's like America, you're hurting.
27:47It'll be a thousand dollars to see me sing.
27:50Yes.
27:51So do it.
27:52And the funniest part is like the picture she posted.
27:55It was like her and her cat.
27:56Yeah.
27:57Right.
27:58So she didn't take that in Springfield.
27:59She's like that.
28:01That would be great if that the the comment below was like dinner tonight, got cat.
28:11We're safe.
28:12If you want your cat to be safe, vote with me, Taylor.
28:16All right.
28:17We got to move on.
28:18Coming up, Will Ferrell is having fits over past skits.
28:25You'll be in the New York area with like tickets.
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30:18What does that mean?
30:26What does that mean?
30:37What does that mean?
30:48I'm sick.
30:54I'm sick.
31:04the other side.
31:15Make 2 half double crochets into the 3rd stitch.
31:18Cut the yarn.
31:34Make 2 half double crochets into the 3rd stitch.