Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 8 Pangs
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00:00Like Buffy before. I don't think I've ever met anyone like Buffy before.
00:04Um, Buffy...
00:06Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...
00:11The big bad is back.
00:13And this time...
00:20Slayer! Set me up too.
00:28Situation?
00:29Gentlemen, suit up. We have a code red.
00:31Hostile 17 has escaped.
00:33Fail to recapture it and everything we've worked for,
00:36the initiative itself, could end tonight.
00:38Nobody's failing on my watch.
00:40My implant?
00:41The implant works.
00:42Hostile 17 can't harm any living creature in any way
00:45without intense neurological pain.
00:47You're a little peculiar.
00:50I can live with that.
00:59Slayer...
01:16Oh!
01:17Looking for me?
01:18Holy... What do you want?
01:21Hey!
01:26Look who's home.
01:28Slayer...
01:31Why don't you just go back where you came from?
01:33Things were great before you came.
01:43And they say one person can't make a difference.
01:58To be continued...
02:28To be continued...
02:58To be continued...
03:19Of all the duties of a dean,
03:21one of the most pleasant
03:23is to see a colleague realize a dream.
03:26Ladies, gentlemen, students,
03:29I present to you Professor Gerhard
03:31of the Anthropology Department.
03:38When I first realized
03:40we were outgrowing our current cultural center,
03:42I was concerned.
03:44Then I realized
03:45it was like seeing one's child grow up
03:48and move on to better things.
03:50In this case,
03:51a spacious new facility to be built on this site.
03:55Look at him.
03:56Have you ever seen anything so masculine?
04:00Dean Guerrero or his wife?
04:02I think she means...
04:05Oh!
04:06Very manly.
04:07Not at all village people.
04:09So much sexier than the outfit for his last job.
04:13Oh, I miss the free hot dogs on sticks.
04:16I'm imagining having sex with him.
04:19Right now.
04:22And that's why it's appropriate
04:24that the groundbreaking
04:25with the UC Sunnydale Cultural Partnership Center
04:29is taking place so soon before Thanksgiving
04:32because that's what the melting pot is about.
04:35Contributions from all cultures
04:38making our culture stronger.
04:41What a load of horse hooey!
04:44We have a counterpoint?
04:46Yeah, Thanksgiving isn't about
04:48blending of two cultures.
04:50It's about one culture wiping out another.
04:53And then they make animated specials
04:55about the part where, with the maze
04:58and the big, big belt buckles,
05:00they don't show you the next scene
05:02where all the bison die
05:03and then Squanto takes a musket ball on the stomach.
05:08Okay, now, for some of that,
05:10you were channeling your mother?
05:12Well, yeah, sort of.
05:13I mean, that's why she doesn't celebrate
05:15Thanksgiving or Columbus Day,
05:17you know, the destruction of the indigenous peoples.
05:21But I know it sounds a little overwrought,
05:24but really, she's right.
05:27And I guess I never really thought about it that way.
05:32As well, when Aunt Darlene's this year,
05:34I'm not getting a Thanksgiving.
05:36I guess maybe it's just as well.
05:39Well, I think that's a shame.
05:41I love a ritual sacrifice.
05:43Not really one of those.
05:47To commemorate a past event,
05:49you kill and eat an animal.
05:51It's a ritual sacrifice with pie.
05:55And thus, a symbolic beginning.
06:00What's she doing?
06:02Xander said he was going to dig.
06:05I want to see Xander dig.
06:07That part's just ceremonial.
06:09Well, it bites.
06:14She's not rippling at all.
06:27Oh, look, there he goes.
06:32Look at him.
06:34Very diggy.
06:38Soon he'll be sweating.
06:41I'm imagining having sex with him again.
06:44Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.
06:54What happened?
06:56Hey, buddy, you all right?
07:00Hey, don't move.
07:03I'm okay.
07:05I'm, uh...
07:07I'm okay.
07:09I can smell.
07:11Go! Pull that truck out of there!
07:15Where am I okay?
07:40Well, they were pulling Xander out.
07:43I heard a couple of the emperor professors talking about it.
07:47Man, were they excited.
07:50Sealed Sunnydale mission,
07:52which everyone thought was lost.
07:55Huh?
07:57Is there something out there?
08:01Huh?
08:03I don't know.
08:06Is there something out there?
08:09Huh? Oh, no.
08:12I'm sorry. A lost mission.
08:15I mean, a hairbrush, I can understand.
08:17And by the way, I will find that and get that back to you.
08:20But how do you lose a mission?
08:22Huge earthquake in 1812.
08:25Everyone just assumed the mission was leveled.
08:28Instead, they built right over it.
08:30It's like what happened in the 30s
08:32with that church the master was in.
08:34Doesn't it make you wonder what else is there?
08:37Like, right under our feet.
08:40Mostly. I've just found sewers full of demons.
08:43Oh, right.
08:50Man, it's crazy out there.
08:52Mm. Post-midterm frenzy.
08:55And the holiday. Everyone's going home.
08:59It looks like a lot of lucky moms
09:01are going to be getting brimming baskets of dirty laundry.
09:06So not fair.
09:09I mean, they all get a family holiday
09:12just because they can go home to their families.
09:15Mm. It's a turvy, tapsy world.
09:19You know what?
09:21I should have my own Thanksgiving.
09:23I can cook the meal just like my mom does,
09:25have all you guys over. It'll be great.
09:28Buffy, earlier you agreed with me about Thanksgiving.
09:32It's a sham. It's all about death.
09:35It is a sham.
09:37But it's a sham with yams.
09:40It's a yam sham.
09:42You're not going to jokey rhyme your way out of this one.
09:46Oh, no. But I want it.
09:49It's like Professor Walsh was saying about sense memory.
09:53I smell a roasting turkey, and I'm 8 years old.
09:57I liked having that to look forward to.
10:03Everything's different now.
10:06Well, I suppose there could be slight yams.
10:11I mean, we could definitely use a little comfort food.
10:15I bet Giles doesn't have any plans.
10:18And Xander always tries to avoid all of his family gatherings.
10:22We could not invite Anya.
10:25I don't know.
10:27She and Xander seem pretty tight lately.
10:30Grumble, grumble.
10:33And look, pilgrims aside,
10:35isn't that the whole point of Thanksgiving?
10:38Everybody has a place to go.
10:56Man, I'm beat.
10:59We'll do one more sleep, then cash it in.
11:02I've got a pack tonight. You got a flight?
11:05Wednesday night.
11:07Professor Walsh wants me here for the debriefing.
11:10It's a pretty short Thanksgiving.
11:12Hey, the hostel on the loose.
11:14We're lucky to be going to a place
11:16where we don't have to worry about money.
11:19I'll be there.
11:21I'll be there.
11:23The hostel on the loose. We're lucky to be going home at all.
11:26It's neutered. The implant works great.
11:29He can't hurt a single living thing.
11:31As long as he knows about the initiative, he's a threat.
11:34We do this the professor's way.
11:37Mama's boy.
11:39It's a nasty cough.
11:41Might need to spend the weekend in quarantine.
11:44Oh, no. I'm done coughing.
11:46Still want anyone getting sick.
11:54Xander, what are you doing?
11:57You're supposed to be digging.
12:00I went to watch you digging, and you weren't there doing it.
12:03I'm going now.
12:06Just kind of tough getting going today.
12:10Your head is moist.
12:13Oh, you're sick.
12:15Well, you can't go to work.
12:18Oh. Oh.
12:22Oh, Anya.
12:24You're pasty and wet and disgusting.
12:27They can dig without you.
12:33I don't really feel that bad.
12:36I inflicted a lot of putrefying diseases on men.
12:41I was an avenging demon.
12:44You look like you're getting all of them.
12:48Okay.
12:50I'll stay.
12:52But you should go.
12:54You could catch it.
12:56We'll die together.
12:58It's romantic.
13:00Let me get your trousers off.
13:02You're a strange girlfriend.
13:06I'm a girlfriend?
13:09Oh.
13:11There's a chance I'm delirious.
13:14Ah, yes.
13:17Well, whatever it is that's making you sick, so far I like it.
13:37It's a very exciting opportunity.
13:41Can't wait to go down there myself.
13:44It's just...
13:46Well, it means we're going to have to start looking for a new location.
13:51You know, it's really up to the dean.
13:54Oh, I just hope this doesn't cost us another year.
13:58Okay. Talk to you later.
14:15Ah!
14:27I'll never get used to this.
14:30One day she's at the friendship ceremony and the next day she's on the news.
14:35The coroner's office said she was missing an ear.
14:38So I'm thinking maybe we're looking for a witch.
14:42There's some great spells that'll work much better with an ear in the mix.
14:46That's one fun little hobby you've got there, Will.
14:50Or maybe an ear-harvesting demon.
14:54It's like building another demon completely out of ears.
14:59Or... oh, thought.
15:03We're just assuming someone else cut off the ear.
15:06What if it was self-inflicted, like Van Gogh?
15:10So she brutally stabbed herself, dumped the body, and then cut off her own ear?
15:17No. She cut off her ear, then killed herself, then dumped the body.
15:23I'm really off my game, aren't I?
15:26Yeah.
15:29Wait. Something's missing from this case.
15:33Early 1800s shoemash knife.
15:37There's a picture.
15:39What does it look like?
15:41Pretty darn scary. It was more like a riot than a rouse.
15:44I thought I was going to have to use Slayer moves on this one woman
15:47who was completely hoarding the pumpkin pie filling.
15:50And at some point you are going to tell me about the murder.
15:54Oh, right. The knife was some sort of Indian artifact.
15:59Shoemash, I think. That's all we got.
16:02Oh, shoemash Indians.
16:04They were indigenous to this whole area. That's interesting.
16:08Of course, the murder weapon might have just been a convenient choice.
16:13Uh-uh. There's some big old scissors lying right there.
16:17That knife was picked for a reason. Do you even own a turkey pan?
16:21Tell me again why we're not doing this at your house.
16:25Giles, if you would like to get by in American society,
16:29then you are going to have to follow our traditions.
16:32You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
16:36This is in no way an elaborate scheme to stick me with a clean-up.
16:40How about that ceremonial knife, huh?
16:43Pretty juicy piece of clewage, don't you think?
16:46That's right. I'll look into the shoemash connection,
16:49see if there's any ritual significance to the ear removal.
16:56You all right?
16:58Yeah.
17:00Uh, I still need to pick up a few things,
17:03so I'll check in, and keep your hands off the food.
17:07Oh, I'll try and restrain myself from eating uncooked potatoes and cranberries.
17:19So, what do you think?
17:24She sounds good.
17:28Kind of intense about this Thanksgiving thing.
17:31I think perhaps she's a little lonely,
17:34but I meant about the murder.
17:37Whatever killed the woman in the museum, that's probably the danger.
17:41Yeah, well, this danger, your friend has some ominous vision about Buffy.
17:45It's all terribly vague.
17:47I mean, there are other things happening on this campus.
17:49You know, maybe I'm wrong, but I gotta try something.
17:51I can't just keep watching.
17:53You know, I'm glad that you're watching out for her,
17:55but I feel I should remind you that she's not helpless,
17:58and it's not your job to keep her safe.
18:00She's not yours anymore, either.
18:03Are you gonna walk away?
18:05All right.
18:08But I feel we should tell her I don't like keeping this secret.
18:12Look, she knew I was here.
18:14Look, it would distract her, it could get her hurt.
18:16I don't... I don't want it to get in the way.
18:23Um, I'm assuming that there is some connection to the old mission.
18:27Something is angry about being disturbed.
18:30Or maybe it was trapped there, and now it's released.
18:33Something that has a fondness for ancient weapons?
18:37You know Father Gabriel?
18:39No.
18:40He knows the history of this place pretty well.
18:42His family dates back to mission times.
18:44He might be able to fill in some blanks.
18:46Okay, well, I'll see about contacting him.
18:50Where are you going?
18:52To watch her.
18:54It's not fair.
18:56You know that's what she'd say.
18:58You can see her, but she can't see you.
19:00Believe me, I'm not getting a good half of this deal.
19:04To be on the outside looking in at what I can't...
19:10Yeah, I'd forgotten how bad it feels.
19:26What?
19:42But you have whipped cream. I saw it in Giles' fridge.
19:45But that's whipped cream in a canister.
19:47It's only right if you whip it yourself.
19:50Yay! And then later we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep.
19:56Okay, it's the last thing I promise.
19:59Besides, I have an appointment with that priest that Giles called about.
20:02Thinks he might have some information.
20:04Buffy? Hey, Buffy.
20:09Riley. Where did you come from? I didn't see you at all.
20:13Oh, just across the street.
20:15And a couple of blocks down.
20:19Hey, Willow.
20:20Hi.
20:22Well, I'm just gonna let you two...
20:26Look, they're selling coffee in the coffee shop. Yum.
20:38You're evil. You're evil.
20:41I'm not evil. I'm here to help Buffy.
20:46What's going on?
20:47My friend had a vision. Buffy's in danger.
20:50So tell her. Help her.
20:52If she sees me, it'll be worse.
20:54See, I don't get that.
20:56All this leaving for our own good garbage.
20:59Because that's what it is.
21:01You can't just give up because there's obstacles.
21:04Do you know what kind of... Willow.
21:06Sorry. My stuff.
21:08You know how I feel about her.
21:11If there was any way... Yeah, I know.
21:14It's just... everything's different now.
21:18Hey, is Cordelia really working for you?
21:21I mean, because that's got to be a special experience.
21:24Of all the people you could have hired...
21:26You know, I'm here to protect Buffy.
21:28I don't have a whole lot of time for personal stuff.
21:31Right. Well, how can I help?
21:34Well, if you can just tell me...
21:40Who's that guy?
21:41It'll be just like it was when I was a kid.
21:44Only without me building a fort out of my mashed potatoes.
21:47Sounds like fun.
21:49It will be.
21:52Um, you know, if you don't already have plans...
21:56You should come.
21:58I'm a great cook, in theory.
22:01I've eaten a lot.
22:03That sounds so great.
22:05But I'm out of here tonight.
22:07I got a last-minute flight back to Iowa.
22:09Iowa.
22:11It's one of the ones in the middle, right?
22:14My folks are there.
22:16It's Thanksgiving at my grandparents' house.
22:18Little farm outside Huxley.
22:20Sounds nice.
22:22It is.
22:24After dinner, we, um...
22:26We all go for a walk down by the river with the dogs.
22:29There's trees, and...
22:32And I know what you're thinking.
22:34It's like I grew up in a Grant Wood painting.
22:36Exactly. If I knew who that was.
22:38Just a guy who painted stuff that looked like what I grew up.
22:42Well, have fun at the homestead.
22:45I do. What's the line?
22:47Home's the place that, when you have to go there...
22:50I have to take you in.
22:52Get out!
22:54But, babe, this is where I belong.
22:56Out! I mean it.
22:58I've been doing a lot of reading,
23:00and I'm in control of my own power now,
23:03so we're through.
23:08You do mean that.
23:12Yes, I do.
23:16I do.
23:22I mean it a lot.
23:29See?
23:31I knew you'd end up welcoming it back with...
23:34open...
23:36arms.
23:41No.
23:43I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful,
23:46and I don't need you to complete me.
23:49And you're mean!
23:53You had that in our bed?
23:58Do you know how dangerous that is?
24:00Let's find out.
24:02You wouldn't do it.
24:04You did it to me, remember?
24:06All right, all right. I'll be out of this.
24:08What?
24:10Can I have someone to eat?
24:14No!
24:26Father Gabriel?
24:33Father Gabriel?
24:43Father?
24:46Are you out here?
24:51God.
25:00You can't stop me.
25:02You're very wrong about that.
25:14I am vengeance.
25:16I am my people's cry.
25:18They call for a hoose,
25:20for the avenging spirit to carve out justice.
25:24They tell you to start an ear collection?
25:43You slaughtered my people.
25:45Now you kill their spirit.
25:48This is a great day for you.
26:14It's clear we're dealing with a spirit of some kind.
26:18It's very common for Indian spirits to change to animal form.
26:22Yeah, well, it's plenty uncommon for me to freeze up during a fight.
26:26I mean, I had the guy.
26:28I was ready for the takedown, and I stopped.
26:31And Native American.
26:33Sorry?
26:35We don't say Indian.
26:37Right, yes, yes.
26:39I'm always behind on the terms,
26:42still trying not to refer to you lot as bloody colonials.
26:46And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men.
26:50Evil, you know?
26:52Straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks.
26:55Soon my electro ray will destroy a metropolis.
26:57Bad.
26:59Not all mixed up with guilt and the destruction of an indigenous culture.
27:02This spirit warrior, hoose you called him,
27:06has killed innocent people.
27:09You know what, we need to boil those and then put them through the ricer.
27:13I don't think I have a ricer.
27:16You don't have a ricer?
27:18What do you mean?
27:20How could someone not have a ricer?
27:22Well, do you have one at home?
27:24I don't know. What's a ricer?
27:26Well, mash them with forks, much like the pilgrims must have.
27:29Did you catch the part about the innocent people?
27:32Yes, okay, and I do want to stop him.
27:35I just like to find a non-slayy way to do it.
27:50Hey. Hey. Peace. Peace.
27:56These are frozen.
27:58What's all that?
27:59Atrocities.
28:01We're going to poop on the Chumash Indians in our fabulous buried mission.
28:05You said you were going to get fresh ones.
28:07Atrocities?
28:09Peas, they come little pods, you were going to shell them.
28:12I didn't have time. I was busy reading about the Chumash war.
28:15The Chumash were peaceful.
28:17Oh, they were peaceful, all right.
28:19They were fluffy indigenous kittens till we came along.
28:22They're going to be mushy.
28:24They won't be mushy.
28:26I like mushy peas.
28:28I knew that pilgrims in the first place.
28:31So what happened to the Chumash?
28:34How about imprisonment?
28:36Forced labor?
28:38Herded like animals into a mission full of bad European diseases?
28:43Boy, the Cultural Partnership Center really didn't stress any of that stuff.
28:47Not even a diorama.
28:49And it gets better.
28:51The few Chumash who tried to rebel were hanged.
28:55And when a group was accused of stealing cattle, they were killed.
29:00Men, women, and children.
29:03And for proof to bring back to their accusers?
29:06They cut off their ears.
29:10So Hoos wasn't kidding about the rightful vengeance routine.
29:13He's recreating all the wrongs done to his people.
29:16Then it's up to us to stop him.
29:18Yes, but after dinner, right?
29:21Are you sure we shouldn't be helping him?
29:24I think perhaps we won't help the angry spirit with his rape and pillage and murder.
29:29Well, okay, no.
29:31But we should be helping him redress his wrongs, bring the atrocities to light.
29:36Well, if the history books are full of them, I'd say they already are.
29:39Or giving his land back.
29:41It's not exactly ours to give.
29:44You know, I don't think you want to help.
29:46I think you just want to slay the demon, then go la la la.
29:50I think your sympathy for his plight has blinded you to certain urgent facts.
29:55We have to stop this thing.
29:57Okay, I'm feeling I...
29:59No, Willow, that's not fair.
30:01I have to baste.
30:07Willow.
30:09I have reason to believe that Muffy herself may be in particular danger from this menace.
30:15You mean...
30:17I saw him, too.
30:19That's not terribly stealthy of him.
30:21I think he's lost his edge.
30:23But Muffy doesn't know.
30:25Oh, no, not a peep.
30:27Well, that's good.
30:29But this is why I think we should all keep a level head in this.
30:32And I happen to think mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.
30:47Happy Thanksgiving.
30:49Xander.
30:50You look like death.
30:51Are you okay?
30:52You didn't bring rolls?
31:12The doctor couldn't figure out what was up with me.
31:15You had a lot of symptoms that didn't connect.
31:17I think they do connect.
31:19What, to this Shumash spirit vengeance guy?
31:23Well, didn't you say the Shumash got all diseased when they were hauled up in the mission?
31:27Yeah.
31:28Uh, this has a better account of everything.
31:31It lists the various...
31:32Various?
31:33As in...
31:35Oh, well, the important thing is not to panic.
31:38Well, you just recited the mystical panic causing incantations, so little hope there.
31:44Let's talk about the various.
31:46Well, they did suffer from malaria, some smallpox...
31:52I was going to say smallpox.
31:54You know, syphilis, but basically standard sort of...
31:58Syphilis?
32:00Well, but this is probably mystical and it'll all go away as soon as...
32:05As soon as what?
32:07We still don't know what we're going to do.
32:09Well, maybe I can find something.
32:11Let's give him some land.
32:13I'm sure that'll clear everything right up.
32:15Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles.
32:18Sort of an end in itself.
32:20Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?
32:24It'll make you blind and insane.
32:26But it won't kill you.
32:28The smallpox will.
32:30Maybe there's a wicked spell that can cure it.
32:34You know, something regular medicine doesn't know about.
32:37Oh, there was a potion.
32:40Sage, salt, onion?
32:44That's the stuffing.
32:45Oh, God.
32:47Oh, you're going to get vesicles and pustules.
32:50They have pictures.
32:52I hate this guy.
32:54He's just doing what was done to him.
32:57I didn't give him syphilis.
32:59No, but you freed his spirit and after a century of unrest,
33:02he saw you as one of his oppressors.
33:04What, so he rises up and infects the first guy he sees?
33:09That's no fair.
33:11Like you've never woken up, Cranky?
33:13Why the others? Why them particularly?
33:16So we take this guy out.
33:18Buffy it is for to be slain sometime soon, yeah?
33:22That's sort of the question before the court.
33:26Question?
33:29There are two sides to it.
33:31To slaying him?
33:33Well, the representative from syphilis votes yea.
33:36It's not that simple.
33:37He's a vengeance demon.
33:39You don't talk to vengeance demons.
33:41You kill them.
33:45I didn't know you felt that way.
33:47What?
33:48Anyway, he's a spirit, not a demon.
33:50Yes, and we've never faced this sort of spirit before.
33:53We really don't know what we're doing.
33:54A demon has to do what a demon has to do.
33:56Again with the killing!
33:57Oh, right, it's still evil.
33:58Figuratively speaking, or bind it, or whatever,
34:00Yes, Willow, we all appreciate your perspective.
34:03You know, sometimes vengeance is justified.
34:05You know that didn't mean you.
34:07I don't think anyone appreciates the truth of the situation.
34:10Oh, I think we do.
34:11You're just saying all this because you're intimidated.
34:13This is no good!
34:20It needs more condensed milk.
34:27Buffy, Xander is in real danger.
34:29Are you sure the solution is pie?
34:31Over bickering and confusion, I'll take pie.
34:33We will find a solution.
34:35And we will have a nice dinner, okay?
34:37Both, end of story.
34:39I'm going to have Thanksgiving, and it is going to be perfect.
34:43Goose won't stop.
34:44Vengeance is never sated, Buffy.
34:47Hatred is a cycle.
34:48All he will do is kill.
35:07Help me.
35:12What part of help me do you not understand?
35:15The part where I help you.
35:18Come on, I'm parboiling out here.
35:21Want me to help make it quicker?
35:23Then invite me in.
35:25No.
35:26Very unlikely.
35:28God damn it!
35:35Look, I'm safe.
35:37I can't bite anyone.
35:39Willow, tell him what I did.
35:42You said you were going to kill me, then Buffy.
35:46Yes, bad, but let's skip that part,
35:48and get to the part where I couldn't bite you.
35:50It's true.
35:53He had trouble performing.
35:55Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good.
35:58Um, what are you saying?
36:02I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet,
36:05and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.
36:08I can't bite anything.
36:10I can't even hit people.
36:12So you haven't murdered anybody lately?
36:15Let's be best pals.
36:18I've got information about the soldier boys you were fighting.
36:23I've got the inside scoop.
36:26Come on.
36:28What have you got to be afraid of?
36:32First people who dwell in me, Shoopa Shoopa,
36:35hear me and descend.
36:39Walk with me upon it, Tia Shoopa, again.
36:43Hear me also, Noona Shoosh,
36:46spirits from below,
36:49creatures of the night.
36:53Take human form and join the battle.
36:57Bring me my revenge.
37:14Bloody hell, woman.
37:16You're cutting off my circulation.
37:19You don't have any circulation.
37:21Well, it pinches.
37:23Well, get used to it.
37:25I have more important things to worry about.
37:27I came to you in friendship.
37:29Well, all right, seething hatred,
37:31but I've got useful information,
37:33and I feel I'm being mistreated.
37:36So tell me everything you know.
37:38I'm too hungry to remember everything.
37:42Um, how much butter goes in with these?
37:44About half a stick and a quarter cup of brandy.
37:48You do have brandy, don't you?
37:51What?
37:53Oh, yes, um, on the bookcase.
37:58I wouldn't say no to a brandy.
38:00What's wrong?
38:01Victims.
38:03I mean, apart from Xander,
38:05who's his targeted authority figures?
38:08Gabriel, the curator of the cultural center.
38:12Who else fits this pattern?
38:14Just a small brandy.
38:15Dean.
38:16Dean Guerrero.
38:17I mean, he's the king of us,
38:19and he was at the ceremony.
38:20He's a likely candidate.
38:21We should warn him.
38:22Well, anything in those books
38:24about how to stop a Native American spirit guy?
38:27Some nice, nonjudgmental way to, you know, kill him?
38:31I'm not gonna help you kill him.
38:33I'm not on board.
38:35Well, what choice do we have?
38:37This isn't a Western.
38:39We're not at Fort Giles
38:42with a cavalry coming to save us.
38:44It's one lonely guy,
38:46oppressed warrior guy,
38:48who's just trying to...
38:50Kill a lot of people?
38:52But life didn't say he was right.
38:54Well, you know how bad I feel about this, okay?
38:57It's eating me up.
38:58A quarter cup of brandy and let it simmer.
39:00But even though it's hard, we have to end this.
39:03Yes, he's been wronged,
39:05and I personally would be ready to apologize, but I...
39:08Oh, someone put a stake in me.
39:12You got a lot of volunteers in here.
39:15I just can't take all this mamby-pamby,
39:18boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.
39:21Uh, the preferred term is...
39:23You won, all right?
39:25You came in, and you killed them,
39:27and you took their land.
39:29That's what conquering nations do.
39:31That's what Caesar did,
39:32and he's not going around saying,
39:34I came, I conquered.
39:35I felt really bad about it.
39:37The history of the world is not people making friends.
39:40You had better weapons, and you massacred them.
39:43End of story.
39:44Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of...
39:48Not that I don't like Spaniards.
39:50Listen to you.
39:51How are you going to fight anyone with that attitude?
39:54I don't want to fight anyone.
39:56I just want to have Thanksgiving.
40:00Yeah, good luck.
40:02Well, if we could talk to him.
40:04You exterminated his race.
40:07What could you possibly say that would make him feel better?
40:11It's kill or be killed here.
40:13Take your bloody pick.
40:15Maybe it's the syphilis talking,
40:17but some of that made sense.
40:19I made a lot of these points earlier, but, you know, it's fine.
40:23Look, fine, okay?
40:24But someone still has to go warn the dean.
40:27I'll go. I need the air.
40:30Alone.
40:31I'll go.
40:32Me too.
40:33You sure you're up to it?
40:35Oh, leave that one.
40:37It looks like he's ready to drop any minute,
40:39and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead.
40:43I'm up to it.
40:44I'll, uh, we'll keep on looking for a solution.
40:48Yeah, guys, the dean's house is up past the gym.
40:51And hurry.
40:52Dinner's in an hour.
40:55Hey.
40:57When do I get fed?
40:59Later.
41:00I hope the others are okay.
41:02Do you know what happens to vampires who don't get to feed?
41:05I always wondered that, actually.
41:07Giles, plates.
41:08Living skeletons, mate.
41:10Like famine pictures from those dusty countries.
41:13Only not half as funny.
41:16You can have gravy.
41:17That has blood in it, right?
41:19Do you know what else has blood in it?
41:21Blood.
41:22Do I have to gag you?
41:24Because I am not going to listen to you whine
41:26all the way through my dinner.
41:28It's going to be a nice, quiet, civilized...
41:35You.
41:36Well, listen.
41:37Maybe I wasn't clear before about how terrible we all feel
41:40because we're trying to help.
41:42What's going on?
41:43It isn't working.
41:44Uh, you can have casinos now.
41:53Get down!
41:55What about me?
41:57Is it going to be real like this?
42:03Hey!
42:04What's the heart?
42:08Well, that was a waste of time.
42:10I think he thought we were crazy.
42:12Well, maybe if Anya hadn't opened the conversation
42:14with everybody got both ears.
42:16He liked his wife.
42:18She gave me pie.
42:19So what do we do now?
42:21Well, we could stay here and stand watch or...
42:24Willow.
42:26Angel?
42:28So this is Angel.
42:30He's large and flowery, isn't he?
42:33He's evil again.
42:34I'm not evil again.
42:36Why does everyone think that?
42:38Angel's here to protect Buffy.
42:40I haven't been evil for a long time.
42:42She's not supposed to know he's here.
42:44Angel, do you have something new?
42:46Yeah, all the shoemask weapons are missing
42:48from the cultural center.
42:49Something's up.
42:50Angela Giles, she sent us to check on Dean Guerrero.
42:53Why the Dean?
42:55Well, we think he's going after someone in charge,
42:57a leader.
42:58He's a warrior.
42:59To a warrior, the leader means the strongest fighter.
43:04Buffy has formed a raiding party.
43:06Oh, we got to get out of here.
43:08I'll call her. You get back, fast.
43:10Here, you guys can ride.
43:16Hello?
43:17Yes.
43:19Yes, we're well aware of that.
43:21We're under siege now, actually.
43:25Who's that?
43:27Someone.
43:29We need a plan.
43:31Yes, let's talk about it.
43:35Where's your weapons chest?
43:36Over there.
43:43Buffy!
43:50Remember that conquering nation thing?
43:52Forget it. Apologize.
43:54Shut up, Spike.
43:55Fine, I'll do it myself.
43:57Hey, sorry. Sorry about that, chief.
44:01How many?
44:03The leader, upstairs.
44:05Two by the living windows.
44:08One through the window by the door.
44:11That's too many.
44:12We need help.
44:20One.
44:22Two.
44:24Three.
44:50Stop them!
45:02Enough!
45:20Ow!
45:22Bloody hell.
45:36No!
45:38Giles, these guys, they don't die.
45:40Busy over here.
45:50Hey!
46:02Why won't you die?
46:11What's he like when he is evil?
46:20Come on.
46:42Help the others.
46:49Come on.
47:10Your knife can kill you.
47:13A bear!
47:15You made a bear!
47:17I didn't mean to.
47:19Undo it! Undo it!
47:43Hey, Jeno-Ben, over here.
47:49That's for giving me syphilis.
48:12Come on.
48:43What happened? Did we win?
48:46I feel lousy.
48:49Oh, Jackie came out rather splendidly.
48:53Oh, it was yummy.
48:55It's just...
48:57Did you see me?
48:59Too serious.
49:01I'm sorry.
49:03I'm sorry.
49:05I'm sorry.
49:07I'm sorry.
49:09I'm sorry.
49:11Two seconds of conflict with an indigenous person
49:15and I turn into General Custer.
49:18Violence does that.
49:20Instinct takes over.
49:22Yeah, that's the fun.
49:25Nobody asked you.
49:28Oh, lay off.
49:31You all had a fine meal.
49:33And me?
49:35An entire siege.
49:39I think one of you would bleed a little.
49:43Good work, Buffy, aren't you?
49:45On both counts.
49:47Thanks.
49:49Well, you know, you should be very pleased.
49:54Wasn't exactly a perfect Thanksgiving.
49:59I don't know. Seemed kind of right to me.
50:02A bunch of anticipation, a big fight,
50:04now we're all sleepy.
50:06And we did it all to survive.
50:10I guess that much is true.
50:12First Thanksgiving on my own and we all got through it.
50:16And you know what?
50:18I think my syphilis is clearing right up.
50:22And they say romance is dead.
50:26Or maybe they just wish it.
50:28Or maybe we started a new tradition this year.
50:34Maybe not.
50:36But at least we all worked together.
50:39It was like old times.
50:41Especially with Angel being here and everything.
50:51Oops.
51:04♪
51:33Grr. Arrgh.