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00:00If you can't keep up with my super cool secret handshake, I get to kiss you.
00:05Are you down?
00:06Sure.
00:07Okay, cool.
00:08Here we go.
00:09Start like this.
00:10Alright, you're keeping up with it.
00:13You're keeping...
00:14No, you don't know what's happening.
00:15Come here.
00:16Come here.
00:46Here's the game.
00:58If you can't keep up with my handshake, I get to kiss you, okay?
01:03You don't think I can keep up with...
01:04I don't think you can.
01:05Are you down?
01:06Okay.
01:07Alright, cool.
01:08Here we go.
01:09Start like this.
01:10Okay.
01:12Alright, you're pretty good actually.
01:15Nope, you don't know what's going on.
01:17Come here.
01:18Come here.
01:41Here's the game.
01:59If you can't keep up with my super cool secret handshake that I made up, you have to kiss
02:05me.
02:06Are you down?
02:07Okay, fine.
02:08Okay.
02:09Alright, here we go.
02:10Start like this.
02:11Alright.
02:12I got this.
02:13Here we go.
02:14You're keeping up.
02:15You're keeping up.
02:16Yeah.
02:17No, you don't know what's going on.
02:18Come here.
02:19Here we go.
02:50Here's the game, if you can't keep up with my super cool, super secret handshake, you
02:57have to kiss me.
02:58Are you down?
02:59Sure.
03:00Okay, alright, here we go.
03:01Put your hands like this, and we start.
03:02Like that.
03:03One.
03:04One.
03:05You're pretty good.
03:06No, you don't know what you're doing.
03:19I saw you walking down the street and I thought you were totally gorgeous and I had to stalk
03:47you.
03:48What are you up to today?
03:49I'm waiting for some friends.
03:50Some friends?
03:51Yeah.
03:52Okay, well while you wait for them, why don't we play a really quick game.
03:55If I can guess any number you're thinking of from one to a hundred, I get to kiss you.
04:02Are you down?
04:03Okay.
04:04You're down.
04:05Okay.
04:06Alright.
04:07Here we go.
04:08Just think of that number, one to a hundred, and don't tell me, and let me know when you
04:09have it.
04:10I have it.
04:11You got it?
04:12Okay.
04:13Let me try to guess.
04:14Alright.
04:15I've written the number down.
04:16Hold the pencil so I don't cheat.
04:17Okay.
04:18What number should I have written down here?
04:19Seventy-two.
04:20So out of all the numbers, what's the chance that I wrote seventy-two?
04:21Not very high.
04:22Seventy-two.
04:23What the hell?
04:24What's the chance that I wrote seventy-two?
04:25Not very high.
04:26Seventy-two.
04:27What the hell?
04:28I've written the number down.
04:29Hold the pencil so I don't cheat.
04:30Alright.
04:31Let me try to guess.
04:32What number should I have written down here?
04:33Seventy-two.
04:34I've written the number down.
04:37What's the chance that I wrote seventy-two?
05:20I saw you here, I thought you were absolutely gorgeous.
05:24I love your hair by the way.
05:26So this might seem totally crazy, but I want to know if I can guess a number you're thinking
05:31of from 1 to 100, can I get a kiss from you?
05:35Sure.
05:36Does that work?
05:37Yes.
05:38Alright, I probably won't get it right anyway, so here we go.
05:41Think of a number from 1 to 100 in your mind.
05:42Just think it, don't tell me.
05:43Do you have it?
05:44Mm-hmm.
05:45Okay, let me write it down.
05:46Alright, hold the pencil.
05:48Alright, hold the pencil.
05:51So what number should I have written down here?
05:53Twelve.
05:54So out of all the numbers, what's the chance that I would write twelve?
06:00I knew it was twelve before you opened your mouth.
06:03Good answer.
06:17Oh yeah, coming up.
06:48I saw you standing over here, and I thought you were absolutely gorgeous.
06:52You're welcome.
06:53And I wanted to know if you want to play a really quick game for a quick kiss.
06:57Um.
06:58Are you done?
06:59I'm gonna kiss quick.
07:00Hear me out.
07:01Okay.
07:02Look, if I can guess any number you think of from 1 to 100, I get to give you a kiss.
07:08Deal.
07:09You're down?
07:10Yeah.
07:11Okay.
07:12So think of that number in your mind, and I'm gonna write it down right now, okay?
07:15Okay.
07:16Alright, I think I know what number that is.
07:19Okay, I just took a shot in the dark.
07:21Hold the pencil so I can't cheat.
07:23So what number should I have written down right here?
07:25Uh, like what was my number?
07:27What was your number?
07:28Fifty-nine.
07:29Fifty-nine.
07:30Out of all the numbers, what's the chance that I wrote down fifty-nine?
07:32One out of a hundred.
07:34How the fuck?
07:35Fifty-nine.
07:36How the fuck?
07:37Come here.
07:38I get a kiss.
07:47I get a kiss.
07:59What grade are you in?
08:00I'm a senior.
08:01You're a senior.
08:02Um, are you over 18?
08:03Yeah.
08:04You are?
08:05Yeah.
08:06Okay, I wanted to know if you wanted to play a really quick game for a kiss with me.
08:10Are you, yeah, are you down?
08:12Yeah.
08:13Okay.
08:14Here we go.
08:15Rock, paper, scissors.
08:16Rock, paper, scissors.
08:18You know what?
08:19Forget the game.
08:20Come here.
08:39What was your name?
08:40Ashley.
08:41Okay.
08:42Ashley, tell me that you're a senior.
08:44Yes.
08:45You are?
08:46Yes.
08:47And you're over 18?
08:48Yes.
08:49Okay, perfect.
08:50I wanted to know if you wanted to play a really quick game for a kiss with me.
08:52Are you down?
08:53Okay.
08:54Okay, here.
08:55Give me your phone.
08:56Just put it here.
08:57Okay.
08:58We're going to play.
08:59I might fall, so I'm going to put it here.
09:00Okay.
09:01Rock, paper, scissors.
09:02If I win, I get to kiss you, okay?
09:03Okay.
09:04All right, here we go.
09:05Yep.
09:06Rock, paper, scissors.
09:07I win.
09:08Come here.
09:13Are you a senior here?
09:14Yes.
09:15Okay.
09:16And you're 18.
09:17Please tell me you're 18.
09:18Yes.
09:19Okay.
09:20I wanted to know if you wanted to play a quick game of rock, paper, scissors for a kiss
09:21with me.
09:22Are you down?
09:23Okay.
09:24Be adventurous.
09:25Are you down?
09:26Okay.
09:27Here we go.
09:28Let's go.
09:29Just put it here.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Rock, paper, scissors.
09:32I win.
09:33Come here.
09:34No.
09:35What?
09:36No.
09:37No.
09:38No.
09:39No.
09:40No.
09:41Come here.
09:42No.
09:43What?
09:44Just that quick?
09:45I won.
09:46Just that quick.